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Post by Results on Feb 28, 2017 17:18:16 GMT -6
Co-Main Event UCI World Heavyweight Championship Kevin Bishop © vs Alex Richards
The Michigan Arena was happy to see an “eventful” UCI Television Championship match. Fans in their seats are now excited for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship match next on the card featuring Alex Richards and Kevin Bishop. We cut back to the commentary team, Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger, who are ready to call the action.
Jimmy Garcia: That was an interesting title defense of Demarcus Jordan. Now we are here to the co-main event featuring the Watch The Throne winner, Alex Richards, getting his opportunity against Kevin Bishop.
Gravedigger: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GUARDIANS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING UCI GETTING ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING OPPORTUNITIES AT THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Jimmy Garcia: Right. Apologies for my commentator partner, Gravedigger. Alex Richards went through hell and back to receive this opportunity, perhaps his last chance to walk into Beyond the World Champion. Kevin Bishop has made two great title defenses against Dion Necurat and Shadowlove. Could he break the record?
Gravedigger: Anything over that fucking bald headed overgrown smurf, Alex Richards! Alex Richards is jealous that Kevin Bishop did what he did but way better. I CAN’T WAIT TILL THE GUARDIANS LOSE BOTH THE WORLD TITLE MATCH AND INFINITY! COME ON, LET’S GO, LET’S GO!
The guitar solo to “I’m Not Like Everybody Else” by The Kinks introduces the first entrance music around the Michigan Arena. The locals are ecstatic to see the Watch The Throne winner, Alex Richards, appear center stage raising that Zim-Quilla soda drink. He pours it all over his mouth, tosses the can behind him then walks down the entrance path to the ring carrying the black doctor’s bag with him.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RICHARDS! RICHARDS! RICHARDS!
Alex marches down to the ring motioning his hands around his waist. He’s very confident about his chances against Kevin Bishop. Obviously, he feels that this is his time to become the first ever multiple reigning UCI World Heavyweight Champion. Alex interacts with a few fans behind the barricades as they praise him to defeat Kevin and regain the World Title back to The Guardians.
Jimmy Garcia: Alex Richards is ready for another chance to become World Heavyweight Champion. He went through hell and back against Stevie Corah to earn this opportunity. His last ticket to the Beyond main event match.
Wearing a pair of black jeans and a orange t shirt with the slogan Drink Zim-Quila You Didn't Need Your Liver Anyways. He occasionally wears various colored ties to the ring as well depending on his mood. Alex is already inside the ring after putting the doctor’s bag down. He raises his arms high in front of the ropes, the fans at ringside going wild.
Gravedigger: Here we are ladies and gentlemen! Another Guardian being a selfish prick and always trying to be in the spotlight. Pathetic. I hope Alex loses so the Guardians can go back to being the jobbers they always would be! Fucking assholes!
Once his music fades, Michigan is clearly heard cheering Alex Richards. Suddenly, the lights slowly fade into darkness while someone hushing is falls upon the audience. The stage shines too brightly nearly blinding some of the front audience member then “My Plague” by Slipknot begins. Kevin Bishop appears in the shadow of the light, back turned to the crowd, arms extended out in the air.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alex Richards is lying down on the top of the announce table while Kevin Bishop is stood on the top turnbuckle. He looks down at the bloodied Alex Richards who was opened up on the forehead by a stiff elbow earlier in the match. Michigan is on their feet, the Michigan Stadium cannot take much more of the intense suspense of what could happen next.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kevin Bishop spins around to face the Michigan audience. He raises the World Heavyweight Championship belt up in the air while pointing at Alex in his corner. On his way down to the ring, he straps the belt around his waist then starts wrapping blue wrist tape and maize to get prepared for his third championship defense.
Gravedigger: Oh yeah! The UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Kevin Bishop, the greatest World Champion in UCI history! Better than Alex Richards, more perfect than the Guardians! Look at him Alex! Look at him very well! This is the man that will kick your space faggot ass back down to the MID-CARD BITCH!
Wearing a Michigan letter Mens jacket, a pair of maize and blue trunks with matching kick pads and boots. At the end of the ramp, Kevin kicks up the pace before charging to the apron. He slides under the bottom rope then back up to his feet, a great white smile slinging from ear to ear. Kevin stands in front of the ropes screaming and raising the World Title to the fans at ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: He defended against Dion Necurat and Shadowlove but neither of those men are Alex Richards. This is by far his biggest opponent and the biggest threat to his World Championship reign. Let’s switch over to Taylor Lorde for the introductions.
Kevin’s music is finished and the lights switch over to the ring. Taylor Lorde stands in the center of the ring ready to begin the introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen! This is our co-main event of the evening! This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! The challenger! Hailing from any place that needs pills, pain, suffering or Zim-Quilla! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 325 pounds. He is the 2017 Watch The Throne Winner, “The Archduke of Mass Confusion” Alex Richards!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX!
Alex paces back and forth in his corner. He continues staring at Kevin Bishop holding the World Championship over his right shoulder.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from New York, New York! At six feet, three inches tall, weighing in at 245 pounds. He is the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, “The Plague” Kevin Bishop!
Kevin raises the World Championship directly making eye contact with the number one contender. The referee is handed the World Title then displays it for the Michigan audience to see. Taylor Lorde is out of the ring, the title at ringside and both competitors ready. This match is underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Kevin charges out of his corner and nails Alex with a flying forearm into the temple. He starts unloading with forearms repeatedly bashing against his opponent’s cranium. Alex is getting bombarded with shots into the skull where he brushes Kevin back to get some space.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
When Bishop returns, Alex lands a sick clothesline knocking him into the canvas. Kevin rolls out to the apron where Alex steps over the top rope to meet him there. It’s not long before Alex helps Kevin back up to his feet then nearly drops him off the apron with a Headbutt! The loud clap of the impact rocks the audience.
Gravedigger: OH! Headbutt! Illegal move ref, disqualify him thank you!
Kevin charges forward off the Headbutt and lands a Gamengiri. Alex falls off the apron and lands feet first until swiping Bishop’s feet to have him land back first against the apron edge. Smack! Kevin falls off the apron and then Alex continues to put the pressure down on his back.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Kevin nailed Alex with a sickening Gamengiri but it proved to be useless against the durability of Alex Richards. Oh we better move.
Alex starts ripping off the announce table coverings and toss away the screens. When Alex turns around, Kevin leaps up with a High Knee nearly dropping Alex over the the table. The referee starts counting but also warns Kevin to back off.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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Gravedigger: HIGH KNEE BY THE CHAMPION!
While Alex is on the announce table, Kevin Bishop gets the craziest idea ever. He starts climbing onto the apron before entering into the ring. After a good climb to the top rope, he stands on the top turnbuckle pointing down at Alex on the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: NO! KEVIN DON’T DO IT! THINK OF THE KIDS, THINK OF YOUR WIFE! YOU COULD PUT YOUR LIFE IN JEAPORDY!
Gravedigger: HE’S GONNA JUMP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
God has heard his prayer. He granted Kevin Bishop to power to fly as he sprung off the top rope and flew in the air. Kevin skyrocketed down to Elbow Drop Alex Richards through the table and the announce table explodes with pieces flying all over the place. Both men are down in the chaotic scene as the referee and commentators surround their frozen bodies.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: KEVIN BISHOP KILLED A GUARDIAN! KEVIN BISHOP KILLED ALEX RICHARDS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: MEDICAL ATTENTION HAS ALREADY COME DOWN TO THE RING TO HELP THEM BOTH BUT WAIT, KEVIN BISHOP SAYS NO!
Kevin fights against the pain and barely rolls Alex Richards under the bottom rope. He takes a moment to regain his composure and gather his strength again. Kevin slaps down on the apron then uses the bottom rope to pull himself onto the apron.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Climbing up to the top rope, Alex rolls over onto his chest while Kevin finds his throne on the top turnbuckle. He looks down at Alex squirming around like a lost worm. Richards barely stands on his knees while Bishop stands on the top turnbuckle spreading his arms out.
Kevin Bishop: WE CARRY ON!
Gravedigger: HE’S GOING FOR THE BLACK DEATH! YES! THIS IS THE SAME MOVE HE USED TO BEAT SHADOWLOVE! DO IT! DO IT!!!
Kevin Bishop leaps from off the top turnbuckle but Alex springs onto his feet before kicking the end of his heel into his chin. In layman’s terms, he Superkicks Bishop from out of the air nearly blowing his entire head.
Jimmy Garcia: SUPERKIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKK!
Bishop falls into the ropes then rebounds back into Alex who presses his hands against his chest. He pops him high enough to catch him seated on his shoulders in a Powerbomb position. Alex uses the momentum of the swing to land a Lungblower thus completing the sequence of the Pop-Up Sanity Slip that sends the Michigan audience into a frenzy!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: POP-UP SANITY SLIP! IT’S OVER! WE HAVE A NEW UCI WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
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Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: NOOOOOOOOO! KEVIN BISHOP KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND OF THE MATCH! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! HOW DID HE KICK OUT?!
It’s true. The referee was right to call the pin attempt a futile one. Kevin Bishop lifted his right shoulder up before the hand was inches away touching the mat for a third time. Alex sat up on the canvas wondering what the hell he had to but his eyes didn’t deceive him. Kevin kicked out of the Sanity Slip.
Crowd: LET’S GO RICHARDS! KEVIN BISHOP! LET’S GO RICHARDS! KEVIN BISHOP!
Gravedigger: YES! KEVIN BISHOP IS A TRUE WORLD CHAMPION! FUCK THE GUARDIANS, FUCK THEM!
Alex reaches down for Kevin Bishop who was dragged up to his feet by the root of his opponent’s large hands surrounding his head. Alex yelled into Kevin’s face, demanding him to give up. Alex slaps Kevin in the face then spins around to nail a Rolling Elbow nearly shattering the cranium of his opponent. Kevin bends down to the canvas, arms dangling as he waves side to side almost unconscious.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: ROLLING ELBOW!
He runs into the ropes and rebounds with enough speed to return to the nearly out cold Kevin Bishop. Out of nowhere, Kevin springs up to wrap his hands behind his head and drop back to smash Alex’s chin with both knees up in a beautiful Codebreaker.
Gravedigger: THE BLACK DEATH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! FUCK ALEX RICHARDS IS STILL STANDING!
Alex’s body snaps back up to full height off the blow and he slaps his chest begging for more while Kevin barely gets up. Alex goes for another Superkick attempt but Kevin ducks under the leg and turns around to land another Codebreaker. Alex drops down onto his knees and Michigan explodes again.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: ANOTHER BLACK DEATH! ALEX IS DOWN ON HIS KNEES, ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?! ALEX HAS HIM IN THE THROAT!
Alex springs up still able to fight, latching his hands around his throat. He tosses Kevin into the ropes and he springs back to press his hands against his chest. Kevin is popped up in the air but on the way down, he converts that throw into the air to land a Pop Up Codebreaker of his own.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: HE REVERSED THE POP UP SANITY SLIP INTO THE BLACK DEATH! ALEX RICHARDS IS ENTIRELY DOWN! THAT’S THREE IN A ROW!
Gravedigger: HE’S GOING TO DO IT! HE’S GOING TO GET THE PIN ATTEMPT HIMSELF! HERE IT IS!
One!
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Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and STILL the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Kevin Bishop!
Both men are lying down on the canvas a bloody broken heap of mess. After the crazy nearly forty five minute match they endured, the two obviously can’t get up on the spot. Medical attention and multiple referees come down to the ring to assist the two warriors who put everything on the line in that match. Kevin sits up first and holds onto the UCI World Heavyweight Championship close to his chest.
Jimmy Garcia: KEVIN BISHOP HAS MADE HISTORY NOT ONLY AS THE LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION BUT DEFEATING ALEX RICHARDS TO DO SO. THIS MAN WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE GREATEST WRESTLERS IN UCI HISTORY!
Gravedigger: Got to show respect to Alex Richards. He put up a hell of fight and shouldn’t be ashamed of his performance. Fuck the Guardians still.
Jimmy Garcia: GET READY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR THE INFINITY MATCH IS NEXT! WELL DONE TO ALEX RICHARDS AND CONGRATULATIONS ON KEVIN BISHOP FOR THIS RECORD BREAKING THIRD DEFENSE! |
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Post by Results on Feb 28, 2017 17:27:04 GMT -6
Infinity Match
Jimmy Garcia: We’re live from The Big House! Over 80,000 screaming fans packed into Michigan Stadium here!
Gravedigger: You’re damn right, Jimmy! Fitting that the biggest match in UCI history would be on the show with the biggest attendance by far in UCI history!
Jimmy Garcia: This is huge! It’s been confirmed that between those who are confirmed and those who have been kept a secret to this point, we will see exactly 40 stars competing for the big one!
Gravedigger: That’s right, this is a career making match. You win this, you ARE the man!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t forget the number of top notch female competitors also in this match!
Gravedigger: Some of the top talent in the world for sure!
Jimmy Garcia: I can barely think straight right now, this place is electric!
Gravedigger: With the match just ahead, I think it’s time you give the people the rundown, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: In the Infinity match, two people will start the contest off with more entering as we progress! Eliminations can only come via knockout, submission, or when either the referee or medical personnel at ringside determine that a competitor is unable to continue! The last man or woman left will go on to challenge for the world championship at Beyond!
Gravedigger: As we saw earlier tonight, it will be Kevin Bishop defending the world championship against the winner of this one in two months time!
Jimmy Garcia: It should also be noted that Stevie Corah is confirmed as the first entrant while Bonnie Blue will come out last!
Gravedigger: You know I’m not a Guardians fan, but that final spot is going to be a HUGE advantage for Ms. Blue!
Jimmy Garcia: With our guest GM in the ring, it looks like this one is about to kick off!
Gravedigger: 2x4 raised high in the air, classic Jim Duggan!
Crowd: HOOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Duggan looking to speak here!
Gravedigger: I just got chills!
Jim Duggan: The following is the first ever Infinity match! The winner of this contest will earn the right to challenge Kevin Bishop for the UCI world championship at Beyond!
Crowd: BI-SHOP! BI-SHOP! BI-SHOP! BI-SHOP!
Jimmy Garcia: The world champ and the fans here in Michigan big fans of each other!
Gravedigger: Quiet now, it’s Stevie Corah time!
Crowd: UCI! UCI! UCI! UCI! UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: Um…
Gravedigger: Camera on the backstage area and it looks...like Stevie Corah is still getting ready?
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think he’s getting ready, Digger! It looks like Stevie Corah is on his way out of here!
Gravedigger: What?!
Crowd: FUCK YOU, CORAH! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Jimmy Garcia: So, there’s no first entrant?!
Gravedigger: Looks like Corah doesn’t have any interest in this match, but Duggan looks ready to address the situation.
Jim Duggan: No! That is not okay! You know what, Michigan? Say hello to your new number one entrant!
Crowd: UCI! UCI! UCI! UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: New number one! Who’s it gonna be?!
I need you the-, I need you, I need you the-, I need you
Gravedigger: NO FUCKING WAY!
Jimmy Garcia: DUSTIN BEAVER HAS RETURNED!
Gravedigger: My nilla!
Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’ve got our number one entrant, kicking off the Infinity match in a major way!
Gravedigger: Huge return to start us off, but now the question as Beaver makes his way to the ring becomes who will join him?!
Jimmy Garcia: The arena just got a hell of a lot louder and now, it looks like we’re ready for that number two with Beaver in the ring!
Gravedigger: Who is it?!
‘Cause now we’ve got bad blood, you know it used to be mad love!
Crowd: FUCK YOU, REMI! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Gravedigger: Tag team champ at number two!
Jimmy Garcia: Definitely not a favorite with the fans in Michigan, but this is still one half of the tag champs squaring off against a former UCI television champion in Dustin Beaver!
Gravedigger: Looks like we’ve got company here as well!
Jim Duggan: Care if I join you boys?
Jimmy Garcia: The first Rumble winner calling the first Infinity match?! We’d be honored!
Gravedigger: You guys read for this one?
Jim Duggan: For sure, Digger!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Crowd trading those “welcome back” and “fuck you, Remi” chants still!
Gravedigger: Looks like these two are taking time in the scouting report!
Jim Duggan: Well, don’t speak too soon. Here comes Remi with the charge towards the returning Dustin Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Leaping lariat from Beaver there!
Gravedigger: Remi quick to rebound though, right back at Beavs!
Jim Duggan: Beautiful hurricanrana from The Great Beaver!
Crowd: DUS-TIN BEA-VER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Jimmy Garcia: Remi rolling out of the ring here, looks to be rocked a bit!
Gravedigger: Just recovering, smart strategy from him!
Jim Duggan: Beaver is fired up here, I don’t think he wants to wait at all!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver sliding out after Remi here!
Gravedigger: Staying on top of Remi with the strikes here.
Jim Duggan: Big haymaker from Beaver, that one drops Remi again!
Jimmy Garcia: It might be early in this one, but I think Beaver could take Remi out soon if he’s not careful!
Gravedigger: Beaver still stalking Remi, ready to pounce once again!
Jim Duggan: Drop toe hold by Remi! That one sent Beaver face first into the ring steps!
Jimmy Garcia: It might’ve been a desperation move, but counters like that could be a major key to surviving!
Gravedigger: Both men down now, but definitely not out!
Jim Duggan: Ringside medics still keeping a close eye of course!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi using the apron to pull himself to his feet here, Beaver still down after that last move!
Gravedigger: It looks like Remi is checking under the apron for an equalizer!
Jim Duggan: A little kendo stick action it appears!
Jimmy Garcia: Wicked smile on the face of Remi, brandishing the his weapon of choice it seems!
Gravedigger: Remi lifting it high above his head!
Jim Duggan: Counter kick to the gut from Beaver as he predicts that one!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver with the leg sweep on Remi!
Gravedigger: Beaver pushing up to his feet here at ringside and with that, the clock is up for number three!
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Jim Duggan: Who’s it gonna be?!
Put your foot to the floor, don’t need no more!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Karlie Nash!
Gravedigger: Nash in a full on sprint to the ring, not wasting a second!
Jim Duggan: Nash rounding the corner here!
Jimmy Garcia: Flying knee right under the chin of Dustin Beaver!
Gravedigger: Big shot from Nash!
Jim Duggan: Nash lifting Remi to his feet now, spinebuster position!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash drives Remi straight into the ring post!
Gravedigger: Big impact on the spine with that one!
Jim Duggan: This is what happens when you enter a match like this, all the moment is on your side!
Jimmy Garcia: Indeed! Being the fresh competitor definitely can work in your favor!
Gravedigger: Nash climbing onto the apron, measuring Beaver!
Jim Duggan: Nash leaping off now!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver catches her in the bearhug!
Gravedigger: Could we see a Beaver to Belly here!
Jim Duggan: Not just yet it seems, Karlie with some hard elbows raining down on top of Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Hold released, Karlie trying to pull Beaver in for a DDT!
Gravedigger: Back body drop by Dustin Beaver!
Jim Duggan: The crowd is fully behind the Beavs tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Tons of counters and scrappy tactics from these three!
Gravedigger: This is a tooth and nail situation, especially being in the match this early!
Jim Duggan: Well, the more people that enter, the more it’s going to continue to wear these early entrants down!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi still down from being driven into the post, still stirring, but the medics are there to check on him!
Gravedigger: Not sure how much longer these three can hang in there, but it’s time another to join the party!
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When you wish upon a star! Your dreams will take you very far, yeah!
Jim Duggan: Here comes another former TV champion!
Jimmy Garcia: A two time TV champ at that!
Gravedigger: Teo del Sol running down now as Beaver rolls back in, standing tall in the center of the ring!
Crowd: YES! YES! YES!
Jim Duggan: Teo and Beaver at it now, quick strikes being trading back and forth!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo sending Beaver off the ropes with the Irish whip!
Gravedigger: Beaver on the rebound!
Jim Duggan: High angled dropkick there as Beaver is sent back out of the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Big reaction from the crowd there and Teo seems ready to fly!
Gravedigger: Sol off the ropes here!
Jim Duggan: TOPE CON HILO!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo diving out onto all three of the competitors outside the ring there!
Gravedigger: Big moves left and right here and really, that’s the way you have to do it!
Jim Duggan: You ain’t kiddin’!
Jimmy Garcia: Everyone coming into this one like a freight train tonight!
Gravedigger: Teo lifting Remi to his feet now!
Jim Duggan: Remi with the counter though, big knee to the gut!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi dipping behind Teo!
Gravedigger: Neckbreaker on the outside, Teo’s head smacking against the outside!
Jim Duggan: Tons of action outside the ring so far in this one!
Jimmy Garcia: It makes perfect sense though! These competitors are taking advantage of the full environment, trying to figure out how to weed out the rest of the field!
Gravedigger: Well, no eliminations so far, but that could always change at any moment!
Jim Duggan: Karlie Nash the next back to her feet on the outside here, bringing Beaver with her!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash rolling Beaver back into the ring under that bottom rope!
Gravedigger: Nash right in after him, stomping away at Beavs!
Jim Duggan: We’re seeing a very different Karlie Nash here tonight, no doubt looking to build on the momentum she got in that win over Petrov last week!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash the only one standing at the moment, but not for too much longer!
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Gravedigger: Here comes The Robot!
Jim Duggan: Very interesting young man here, looking to make a major impact in his rookie year here with UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: Could you imagine the winner of the first Infinity match being someone so new to the company?!
Gravedigger: Robot sliding into the ring!
Jim Duggan: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Jimmy Garcia: Holy shit, Nash just clotheslined The Robot to the damn moon!
Gravedigger: No response at all, he’s out cold!
Jim Duggan: Close, but it seems The Robot has just a touch of life left in him!
Jimmy Garcia: Barely managing to crawl forward! I think the ref was about to call it just now!
Gravedigger: It’s important to show some sign of life after a move like that if you wanna survive!
Jim Duggan: Well, Nash might want to stay a bit more aware of the other threats such as the one behind her in the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver up behind Nash!
Gravedigger: Slingblade from Dustin Beaver and Nash hits the mat!
Jim Duggan: Dustin Beaver gripping at the head a bit here, but it looks like the attention is turned to The Robot!
Jimmy Garcia: Robot stumbling to his feet!
Gravedigger: Could this spell the end for The Robot?
Jim Duggan: Arms are wrapped!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver to belly!
Gravedigger: Put a fork in it, The Robot is done for!
Jim Duggan: It does look that way as the ref calls it!
Jimmy Garcia: First elimination courtesy of Dustin Beaver!
Gravedigger: Look out, Beaver!
Jim Duggan: Saint Remi out of nowhere cracking Beaver over the head with a chair!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s the nature of things right now, but while Beaver is sent to the mat in pain, Remi’s decided to dip back out here!
Gravedigger: I mean, Beaver never saw it. Maybe Remi is making sure that he’s not the target!
Jim Duggan: Remi actually headed up the ramp now!
Jimmy Garcia: Is he leaving? The action’s that way!
Gravedigger: Actually looks like he’s hiding on the side of the stage?
Jim Duggan: Interesting approach, but it looks like it’s time for number six!
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When the five roll up and they saw that J, but it’s not big deal cause away you stay!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes James Mills at number six, another rookie here joining Dustin Beaver, Saint Remi, Karlie Nash, and Teo del Sol!
Gravedigger: Action everywhere we look now with Karlie on the outside brawling away with Teo del Sol!
Jim Duggan: Mills making his way down the ramp now, but Remi looks like he’s up to no good!
Jimmy Garcia: Mills midway down now, but he has no idea who’s been waiting for him with that chair in hand!
Gravedigger: Look out, James!
Jim Duggan: Chair shot to the back from Saint Remi!
Jimmy Garcia: Can’t say I agree with the strategy, but it’s definitely a sound one!
Gravedigger: Remi just wailing on the downed Mills with that cold steel!
Jim Duggan: Vicious beatdown for sure, looks like the chair is about to snap in half!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi turning his attention back towards the ring now, looking on at Beaver now as DB slowly but surely is trying to push back to his feet!
Gravedigger: Remi acting as the Infinity match vulture, I like it!
Jim Duggan: Beaver looks like he’s seen better days, but he’s able to stand once more, taunting for Remi to bring it!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi sliding under, but Beaver not afraid to back on the defensive with the baseball slide!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Gravedigger: Remi ducking right back out, trying to avoid that kick, but the crowd definitely isn’t receptive to his game plan!
Jim Duggan: Remi with some taunting of his own now, mind games going back and forth now!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s worth noting that only two of the announced participants in this matchup have held the UCI world championship and it’s also been stated that 34 of the people in this match have never even challenged for the strap!
Gravedigger: With Mills still on the ramp and the first four entrants still in this as well, it looks like we’re ready to find out lucky number seven!
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Ave, Ave Mariiiia!
Jim Duggan: Oh no..
Jimmy Garcia: This means trouble for everyone in this match!
Gravedigger: You’re right there, Erin Fausse is a former champion and one of the most sinister talents to ever grace a UCI ring!
Jim Duggan: Look at the smile on her face now, just makes your skin crawl!
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like she smells blood, guys! James Mills is just barely conscious on the ramp here!
Gravedigger: Fausse pulling Mills to his knees, right under the chin here!
Jim Duggan: Taking a step back now and things do not look good for Mills!
Jimmy Garcia: HAND OF GOD!
Gravedigger: Big knee trembler from Fausse and the medics are rushing over to Mills now!
Jim Duggan: I think his time is up!
Jimmy Garcia: Medics at his side, but Fausse does not appear finished!
Gravedigger: Mills telling the medic team he’s good to go, trying is best to sit up here, but not if Fausse has anything to say about it!
Jim Duggan: HAND OF GOD NUMBER TWO!
Jimmy Garcia: My god..
Gravedigger: With the medics holding up the “X”, Mills has been officially eliminated!
Jim Duggan: That’s a scary competitor right there!
Jimmy Garcia: Second elimination of the match and now Fausse makes her way towards ringside!
Gravedigger: Sol and Nash still going at it in front of our table!
Jim Duggan: Knee to the gut from Karlie Nash!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s got him up!
Gravedigger: Michinoku driver to Sol! Remi a bit conflicted here on what to do with Beaver in the ring and Fausse not far behind him!
Jim Duggan: Frightened look on Remi’s face as Fausse charges his way now!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi sliding back in towards Beaver, smart move to avoid the fresher opponent and instead run towards the one who’s been here the longest!
Gravedigger: Might not be the brightest move though, Beaver was prepared!
Jim Duggan: Springboard hurricanrana by Dustin Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse seems to be enjoying Beaver’s handiwork from ringside and it looks like it’s time for the next competitor!
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So what’cha, what’cha, what’cha want, I get so funny with my money that you flaunt!
Gravedigger: Kyle champion Cameron?! No way!
Jimmy Garcia: Make that another return appearance!
Jim Duggan: Not sure exactly where Cameron is though!
Gravedigger: Holy shit! Cameron coming through the crowd just left of us, on top of the barricade now!
Jimmy Garcia: Battle cry by Cameron from atop that barricade!
Jim Duggan: Looks to have Nash right in his sights!
Gravedigger: Time for Air Cameron!
Jimmy Garcia: Going for the missile dropkick!
Jim Duggan: NO!
Gravedigger: WHAT A COUNTER!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: The yakuza kick from Nash, just insane athleticism there!
Jim Duggan: Nearby medic separating the two, there goes Cameron!
Gravedigger: Ripperoni pepperoni!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash with a shocking elimination there, the third so far in this matchup!
Jim Duggan: Well, we know who won’t be facing Bishop at Beyond!
Gravedigger: Way to be the glass half empty guy, Jim.
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse still watching at ringside as Beaver launches Remi out of the ring!
Jim Duggan: Right next to Teo del Sol in front of us!
Gravedigger: Here comes Fausse into the ring now finally!
Jimmy Garcia: Clubbing forearm to the back of Beaver’s head!
Jim Duggan: Nash back on her feet outside here, trying to lift Remi up!
Gravedigger: Saint Remi with the arms wrapped!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash driven into the edge of our table here!
Jim Duggan: I gotta give the kid credit, he’s showing a lot of awareness tonight!
Gravedigger: Teo up now, spinning Remi around!
Jimmy Garcia: Clothesline attempt on Remi!
Jim Duggan: He ducks it!
Gravedigger: Kick to the back of the leg from Remi, full nelson applied!
Jimmy Garcia: Soul crusher to Teo!
Jim Duggan: Medic at his side and it looks like we’ve got another elimination!
Gravedigger: With that, we’re down to Saint Remi, Karlie Nash, Dustin Beaver, and Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse with some vicious ground and pound on Beaver, looking to be the dominant force as it looks like it’s time for another one to join the party!
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As he came into the window, was a sound of a crescendo!
Jim Duggan: Spider balls! I’m a big fan!
Gravedigger: Staple of the TV division and the ninth entrant here in Michigan!
Crowd: BO-LAS! BO-LAS! BO-LAS!
Jimmy Garcia: A fan favorite no matter where the action’s being held!
Jim Duggan: Of course, Bolas is always one to entertain!
Gravedigger: Tonight’s all about coming out on the winning end of the biggest dog fight of all time though and Bolas knows that as do the four competitors left in it right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas rounding the corner towards Remi!
Jim Duggan: Pressing off the apron with the left foot here!
Gravedigger: Jumping right kick to the head from Bolas de Arana!
Jimmy Garcia: That one looked like it could’ve knocked out a few teeth!
Jim Duggan: Remi down, but still in this one!
Gravedigger: Bolas staring down Fausse now, climbing up onto the apron again!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse with the running elbow smash!
Jim Duggan: Bolas with the shoulder to the midsection through the middle rope!
Gravedigger: That one knocking Fausse back!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas gripping the top rope!
Jim Duggan: Bolas bouncing off towards Fausse!
Gravedigger: She catches him!
Jimmy Garcia: Powerbomb position, things could turn for Bolas here!
Jim Duggan: Fausse with the running start towards the corner!
Gravedigger: Launched into the turnbuckle!
Jimmy Garcia: The story of the match so far is quickly becoming about the dominance of the returning Erin Fausse!
Jim Duggan: Fausse backing up, arms raised out to the side. She’s bathing in the crowd's disapproval right now!
Gravedigger: Dustin Beaver refusing to die here!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver up, arm wrapped around Fausse from behind now!
Jim Duggan: Big inverted suplex by Beaver!
Gravedigger: Moves like that from someone as respected in the business as Beaver will get the crowd that much more into the action!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie back in the ring as well now, that makes four and it looks like we’re starting to fill up!
Jim Duggan: Running bulldog to Beaver!
Gravedigger: Back and forth we go as we come to our tenth entrant!
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Hello darkness, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again.
Jimmy Garcia: Make that two for the price of one as we’ve got numbers 10 and 11 here!
Jim Duggan: Barbed wire bastards coming out with what looks to be flaming, barbed wire wrapped 2x4’s!
Gravedigger: You gotta appreciate the tribute, Jim!
Jim Duggan: No doubt!
Jimmy Garcia: BWB on their way down here, looking as pissed off as ever!
Gravedigger: Nash pacing back and forth, ready to throw herself head first into this two on one challenge that’s coming her way!
Jim Duggan: Fire, barbed wire, and thick wooden boards? I think she might be a little less than well prepared for the situation!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’re about to find out!
Gravedigger: Eric sliding in first, taking a swing at Karlie!
Jim Duggan: Big miss there!
Jimmy Garcia: Leaping kick to the side of the head sends the weapon flying from Eric’s hand!
Gravedigger: Wobbling around on his feet still, Karlie up again to pull Eric in!
Jim Duggan: Stevie entering the ring now!
Jimmy Garcia: Stevie Mayhem swinging away!
Gravedigger: MY GOD!
Jim Duggan: Karlie shoving Eric face first into the shot, blood instantly pouring down the face of Eric Edge!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie yanking Eric in before he drops!
Gravedigger: Stevie leaping towards Karlie, trying to make the save!
Jim Duggan: Big elbow to the temple, that one sends Stevie into the corner!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie lifting Eric up now!
Gravedigger: Upper body injury!
Jim Duggan: Wow! You can’t even recognize him through the blood and after that, it looks like the ref is motioning for the elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie pushing right back up, fire in her eyes as Stevie makes the lunge!
Gravedigger: Nash forces him down to the mat though, trying to lock in the submission!
Jim Duggan: This could be the first submission of the night if Karlie can lock it in place!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash-ural Selection! Armlock crossface on Stevie!
Gravedigger: Slapping away at the mat now!
Jim Duggan: There goes another!
Jimmy Garcia: Three eliminations for Karlie Nash already!
Gravedigger: Not sure if she’s going to find another soon or not, but here comes number twelve!
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Jim Duggan: Mikey Carson is here!
Jimmy Garcia: Intercontinental champion joining the fold!
Gravedigger: Big smile across the face of Mikey Carson, rushing down to the ring!
Jim Duggan: With three eliminations in the first Infinity match, Karlie Nash has to be feeling confident!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, she’s about to face a Mikey Carson at the top of his game!
Gravedigger: Carson in the ring now, ducking the clothesline from Nash!
Jim Duggan: Carson bouncing off the ropes here!
Jimmy Garcia: Big European uppercut from Carson and down goes Karlie Nash!
Gravedigger: Big pop from the crowd there!
Jim Duggan: Bolas using the ropes to rise up, still feeling the effects of that powerbomb from Fausse earlier!
Jimmy Garcia: Carson getting the weight underneath though, lifting Bolas onto his shoulders!
Gravedigger: Centering his opponent!
Jim Duggan: GAME OVER!
Jimmy Garcia: That’ll have you seeing stars!
Gravedigger: Referee looking down at him now!
Jim Duggan: Looks like we can count another elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Huge elimination there from the intercontinental champ!
Gravedigger: Beaver back up now, whipping Mikey around!
Jim Duggan: Big right hand from Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver with the big striking, backing Carson into the corner!
Gravedigger: Beaver headed towards the other corner!
Jim Duggan: Going for the corner dropkick!
Jimmy Garcia: Big mistake, Beaver goes crashing groin first into the poll!
Gravedigger: You can feel the audible gasp of every teenage girl in the world after that one!
Jim Duggan: Carson on top of the turnbuckle now, pulling Beaver up onto the second rope!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver’s hurt after that last attempt at offense just didn’t pay off for him and Carson recognizes what he’s gotta do!
Gravedigger: Beaver trying to get those big strikes in and avoid impending doom here!
Jim Duggan: Here comes Remi back into the ring, finally recovered from that big kick under the jaw courtesy of Bolas earlier!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi on the turnbuckle alongside Beaver, these two hooking Carson in suplex position!
Gravedigger: Fausse back up as well though!
Jim Duggan: Dipping underneath Remi and Beaver, momentum crashing down here!
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: Huge suplex combination, everyone laid out here!
Jim Duggan: Well, the countdown clock is back up!
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Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh man, here’s another big name to watch out for in this one!
Gravedigger: In such a short time, Gwen Gates has been able to establish herself as someone who’s more than capable of hanging with any champion in UCI!
Jim Duggan: One badass chick for sure!
Jimmy Garcia: The four competitors involved in that massive corner maneuver still down, but Karlie Nash on her feet, ready for Gates!
Gravedigger: Gates about to enter the ring!
Jim Duggan: Nash making her move!
Jimmy Garcia: Gates yanking down though, Nash’s face colliding with that top rope!
Gravedigger: Gates not wasting a single second here, bouncing off the top rope!
Jim Duggan: Death from above to Karlie Nash!
Jimmy Garcia: Gates pulling out her biggest weapon basically upon entry!
Gravedigger: Rolling through onto a knee!
Jim Duggan: Fausse out of nowhere!
Jimmy Garcia: Running DDT, that one connecting low on Gates!
Gravedigger: This contest is a damn rollercoaster ride!
Jim Duggan: I don’t think it’s over just yet for Gates…
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no..
Gravedigger: Fausse seems to have spotted Stevie’s barbed wire 2x4!
Jim Duggan: This looks troubling to say the least..
Jimmy Garcia: Flame extinguished by this point of course, but that will still do serious damage!
Gravedigger: Fausse with the weapon in hand now, brandishing it before the UCI galaxy!
Jim Duggan: Ill intent on the face of Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t do it, Erin!
Gravedigger: HOLY FUCK!
Jim Duggan: The audience is in total shock right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Shades of Walking Dead’s Negan, Fausse hammering away at Gwen’s head right now!
Gravedigger: Ref finally stepping in to take that thing away from her, but the damage is more than done and we’ve got what is easily the most disturbing elimination up to this point!
Jim Duggan: Fausse actually laughing right now as the medics help a bloodied Gates out of the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, we’ve got another entrant coming up and I would not wanna be whoever that is right now!
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I’ve had enough. I’m taking you down, taking you down!
Gravedigger: Welp.
Jim Duggan: Guardian alert!
Jimmy Garcia: Jay Omega at number fourteen, a legitimate threat to set records and win the whole damn thing given his track record with this kind of contest!
Gravedigger: I’ll give him that much, definitely has the experience factor!
Jim Duggan: Erin Fausse looking excited about Jay Omega’s entry here!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s definitely got history with The Guardians!
Gravedigger: Well, looks like it’s time to make some more!
Jim Duggan: Omega in, trading some jabs with Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning kick to the gut from Omega!
Gravedigger: Knife edge chop to Fausse to follow that up!
Jim Duggan: Erin with a chop of her own!
Jimmy Garcia: Jay firing back with a European uppercut there!
Gravedigger: Fausse sent into a corner now, Jay Omega full speed ahead!
Jim Duggan: Stinger splash!
Crowd: JAY O-ME-GA! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Jimmy Garcia: Step up enzuigiri from Omega!
Gravedigger: Omega proving to be the perfect counter to Erin Fausse at the moment!
Jim Duggan: Fausse slumped down into that corner after that big enzuigiri, picture perfect!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver with a kick to the back of Omega’s knee here, catching The Guardians off guard!
Gravedigger: Big leaping fameasser from Beaver!
Jim Duggan: No matter how much momentum you carry with you in this contest, it’s so hard to keep it going when the active bodies start stacking up like this!
Jimmy Garcia: Chop block from Remi and Beaver goes down!
Gravedigger: These competitors just keep popping back up left and right with little to no warning! It’s absolute chaos in The Big House tonight!
Jim Duggan: Remi back to the outside, going on the hunt under that ring apron!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s been very resourceful in this Infinity match!
Gravedigger: Looks like he’s gonna keep that trend up!
Jim Duggan: Remi with the thumbtacks all over at ringside here!
Jimmy Garcia: Not sure exactly where the target is, but he’s about to have some more company!
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Remember the moment you left me alone and broke every promise you ever made!
Gravedigger: Nate Krelle out at fifteen here!
Jim Duggan: Another newcomer joining the bunch, walking into what very well may become the biggest proving ground in professional wrestling!
Jimmy Garcia: Would you call this bigger than the Rumble, Duggan?
Jim Duggan: It’s definitely more physical!
Gravedigger: Well, when UCI promises something as big as this, we always deliver!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi climbing up on the apron as Krelle approaches!
Jim Duggan: Krelle right up after him, blows traded back and forth!
Gravedigger: Swinging kick from Krelle, but a knee to the gut from Remi!
Jimmy Garcia: Both men off balance on the edge of the ring!
Jim Duggan: With that sea of thumbtacks laying just below, it’s crucial to do everything you can to just keep hanging onto that top rope for dear life!
Gravedigger: Hard elbow from Krelle, Remi teetering!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi fires back with the superkick!
Jim Duggan: Krelle still somehow managing to stay up, but Remi has the full nelson set up now!
Gravedigger: No way this is happening!
Jimmy Garcia: SOUL CRUSHER!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jim Duggan: We thought Fausse’s recent elimination was bad, but Remi just gave her a run for her money!
Gravedigger: Looks like we’ve got another “X” being held up and Remi’s going to pick up his second elimination of the night!
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable, Krelle’s face and torso full of those tacks as blood trickles out of just about every part of his body!
Jim Duggan: Many are finding that it’s not easy to last very long out here in the Infinity match and Krelle’s name definitely just got added to that list!
Gravedigger: Looks like another lucky entrant is about to find out just how dangerous this matchup is!
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Jimmy Garcia: No special introductions needed as far as Bad News Brawler is concerned!
Jim Duggan: 2017’s sixteenth entrant is all about business, a man who was basically made for a contest like this one!
Gravedigger: Light tube in hand, it could be lights out for one unfortunate participant if he’s able to connect with that!
Jimmy Garcia: Wait, what’s this?!
Jim Duggan: Is that number seventeen behind him?!
Gravedigger: It is! Johnny Evil is back!
Jimmy Garcia: Tonight is just full of surprises, this one coming in a way that I don’t think any of us expected!
Jim Duggan: Evil spinning Brawler around as BNB drops the light tube to the ground!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Gravedigger: Once again, we end up with two entrants at the same time, but this isn’t quite how you’d expect it to happen!
Jim Duggan: Spinning kick from Johnny Evil, couple of knees to follow it up!
Jimmy Garcia: Bold strategy to try to go with the standup game against Bad News Brawler, but Johnny Evil is holding his own!
Gravedigger: Headbutt from Evil!
Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut from Brawler!
Jim Duggan: Brawler lifting Evil up into the air!
Gravedigger: BNB dropping Johnny Evil gut first onto that barricade!
Jimmy Garcia: That definitely slows down his attacker and it looks like Brawler has found his weapon of choice again!
Jim Duggan: Brawler bringing down the light tube!
Gravedigger: FUCKIN’ CHRIST!
Jimmy Garcia: Evil out cold on the railing and BNB bags one of the more unconventional eliminations in this match!
Jim Duggan: The crowd is loving this, an unprecedented reception as BNB finally is able to make his way down to the ring!
Gravedigger: With the time he had to spend on the ramp with Johnny Evil, we’re about to have another entrant just when Brawler is about to enter the ring!
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Total. Fucking. Badass.
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Petrov in at eighteen!
Jim Duggan: Not the guy with the best luck when it comes to winning matches, but certainly a unique individual and that’s what I respect about the guy!
Crowd: FUCK YOU, BUDDY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Gravedigger: Petrov sliding in now, face to face with Bad News Brawler!
Jimmy Garcia: Petrov going for the...roll up?
Jim Duggan: Ref not counting it for obvious reasons as Brawler kicks out, Petrov right back up!
Gravedigger: Carson running towards Petrov!
Jimmy Garcia: Small package!
Crowd: 1! 2!
Jim Duggan: Still no count, but you gotta appreciate his determination!
Gravedigger: That’s not determination, Petrov is saying “Fuck you rules” to UCI right now, he’s doing this his way!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, there’s another kickout!
Jim Duggan: Here comes Dustin Beaver, but Petrov is there again to hook the leg for another pin attempt!
Crowd: 1! 2!
Gravedigger: Beaver kicking out as well..I kinda feel like somebody should let it go to make the guy think he actually got an elimination this way, would be an entertaining reaction to see!
Jimmy Garcia: Here’s one for Karlie Nash as she gets to her feet!
Jim Duggan: Backslide pin by Petrov!
Crowd: 1! 2!
Gravedigger: Shoot, so close!
Jimmy Garcia: Petrov rolling to the outside, arms raised in delusional victory and I think it’s safe to say that this man has lost his mind..
Jim Duggan: Wonder if the medics would call elimination due to someone being mentally unfit..
Gravedigger: Petrov says “Fuck your mental health, buddy!”
Jimmy Garcia: He may want to get his head back in the game here, because I’m sure the upcoming nineteenth entrant is seeing this and plotting to take him out while he’s in la la land..
Jim Duggan: This is too weird, even for me! It’s a good thing the clock is almost back up, someone needs to do something to get things back to whatever kind of “normal” you’d consider Infinity!
Gravedigger: All out brawl in the ring now between Beaver, Nash, Carson, Fausse, and BNB!
Jimmy Garcia: Time again for us to ask who joins them in that ring!
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Jim Duggan: No entrance music, but also no sign of an actual entrant!
Gravedigger: Maybe they’re off tailgating with Stevie Corah in the parking garage.
Jimmy Garcia: Sneak attack alert!
Jim Duggan: Looks like Kraven Killjoy may be our nineteenth man, jumping through the crowd like Cameron did earlier!
Gravedigger: Is that a machete in his hand?!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s not legal, is it?
Jim Duggan: I’m not sure what reality even is at this point!
Gravedigger: Duck, Petrov!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT…
Jim Duggan: Did Kraven really just….?
Gravedigger: I think the severed head rolling into the corner of the barricade just answered your question!
Jimmy Garcia: Do we really continue on with murder occurring?
Gravedigger: It’s Petrov. He’ll probably exist in Headless Horseman form for the next year and a half!
Jim Duggan: You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Digger!
Gravedigger: He was overdue for a gimmick change anyway!
Jimmy Garcia: Well...at least Kraven seems to have abandoned the machete, opting to help his tag team partner up now!
Jim Duggan: Remi still recovering from the elimination on Nate Krelle, those tacks embedding themselves in his skin as well!
Gravedigger: Kraven knows the advantage of him and Remi working together for the time being!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like that’s exactly the plan as Kraven helps Remi up, the two looking towards the the top rope!
Jim Duggan: Kraven and Remi ascending to those top turnbuckles, not something you’d see them do often!
Gravedigger: Big time players make big time moves under these kind of circumstances and The Soul Hunters are about to do just that!
Jimmy Garcia: Double crossbody!
Jim Duggan: Soul Hunters just took out the mob!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: Entrant twenty coming up!
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I’ve been kicking ass since the dawn of time! I’m just a killing man in my killing prime!
Crowd: YES! YES! YES!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Jenson rolling number twenty here might be the best thing that’s happened so far!
Jim Duggan: Jenson making his way down to some big applause from the crowd!
Gravedigger: Not my cup of tea, but it would be interesting to see a UCI original like Andre Jenson pick up the win tonight and I’m sure there is a decent chunk of the fan base that would love to see that happen!
Jimmy Garcia: Jenson in the ring now, about to crash into Remi!
Jim Duggan: Big knee lift from Jenson, connecting right on the dot!
Gravedigger: Jenson turning towards Kraven, ducking a big boot there!
Jimmy Garcia: Jenson scoops him up!
Jim Duggan: Big powerslam from Andre Jenson!
Gravedigger: Jenson on fire right now, looking for Brawler to get to his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Brawler lifted up!
Jim Duggan: Natural 20, big suplex cutter from Jenson!
Gravedigger: Jenson’s length is definitely the difference maker, utilizing that and a solid build to neutralize most advantages the opposition might otherwise have against him!
Jimmy Garcia: Jenson right back up, smacking at the knee!
Jim Duggan: Signaling for the Critical Hit of course! Looks like this one is aimed right at Dustin Beaver’s head!
Gravedigger: Beaver tries to move his head, but still manages to catch just enough of that one, Beaver goes back down!
Jimmy Garcia: He doesn’t have long before more people come in, so it makes sense to try to take out a couple right now instead of letting things continue to build up more than they need to!
Jim Duggan: Turning back towards Kraven, knee loaded right back up!
Gravedigger: Looks like the target has been acquired!
Jimmy Garcia: CRITICAL HIT!
Jim Duggan: He got all of that one and the ref is signaling, looks like Kraven is out!
Gravedigger: Clock back up!
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House so empty, need a centerpiece! 20 racks a table cut from ebony!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’ve got another team entering this one!
Jim Duggan: The Street Disciples coming into this one at numbers 21 and 22!
Gravedigger: Not any sign of emotion from these two, just straight silence as they look to enter Infinity together!
Jimmy Garcia: Ray Burnett and Demarcus Jordan will definitely look to widdle people down together and it could work to dangerous effect!
Jim Duggan: Street Disciples in against Jenson now!
Gravedigger: Double dropkick to Andre Jenson!
Jimmy Garcia: With Jenson down though, it doesn’t look like he’s the real primary target at the moment!
Jim Duggan: Ray and Demarcus circling Jay Omega like a couple of hyenas!
Gravedigger: The Guardians have a target on their heads and The Street Disciples are aiming for that bullseye as we speak!
Jimmy Garcia: Omega up!
Jim Duggan: They rush him!
Gravedigger: Big double elbow smash to Omega!
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Ref calling for another elimination, Jay Omega is totally out!
Jim Duggan: Unbelievable!
Gravedigger: I think they’re about to pick off another!
Jimmy Garcia: Demarcus pulling Brawler up, holding him back for Ray!
Jim Duggan: Striking stinger!
Gravedigger: That big roundhouse kick right on the jaw!
Jimmy Garcia: Brawler is out guys!
Jim Duggan: Just like that, these two have come in and picked off two competitors in less than a minute!
Gravedigger: Not sure if the next entrant’s luck is looking so great right now, not with Demarcus and Ray standing tall like this!
Jimmy Garcia: Only one way to find out, Digger!
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You had demons to kill within you screaming. With a loaded gun with guilt, you opened their eyes!
Jim Duggan: Are you messing with me right now?!
Gravedigger: Wow!
Jimmy Garcia: I’m sure Kevin Bishop is intrigued by this one right now, Brotherhood member Psychopomp in at number twenty-three!
Jim Duggan: Spencer really loaded up on the big names this year!
Crowd: PSY-CHO-POMP! PSY-CHO-POMP! PSY-CHO-POMP! PSY-CHO-POMP!
Gravedigger: This man is over with the UCI fans right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Crowd cheering Pomp on as he dives into the ring to face The Street Disciples!
Jim Duggan: Burnett and Jordan going for that double elbow smash again!
Gravedigger: Pomp quick on his feet, able to dive under it!
Jimmy Garcia: Double clothesline from Pomp on the bounce back!
Jim Duggan: Welcome to UCI, Psychopomp!
Gravedigger: It’s one hell of a match to choose to debut in. The man definitely has some balls deciding to do something like that!
Jimmy Garcia: Disciples back up, but Pomp staying on top of them!
Jim Duggan: Psychopomp with the dropkick sending both men over the top rope!
Gravedigger: He’s got company!
Jimmy Garcia: Thesz press from Mikey Carson!
Jim Duggan: Carson back in this one, laying into Pomp with the rights and lefts now!
Gravedigger: Carson entered in at number twelve and is still in it as we approach entrant twenty four!
Jimmy Garcia: Definitely starting to fill up now with nine active competitors still fighting for a shot at the world title in front of this massive crowd!
Gravedigger: Well, it’s time for that twenty-fourth entrant now!
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Jim Duggan: It’s the royal prince!
Jimmy Garcia: Hajeet is here for Infinity all the way from Tripura!
Gravedigger: You’ve got to be kidding me! This guy?!
Jim Duggan: Not a fan?
Jimmy Garcia: Digger’s got a bit of history with ol’ Hajeet.
Gravedigger: The man is a schmuck!
Jim Duggan: Now, is that any way to talk about a prince?
Gravedigger: I’ll end both of you.
Jimmy Garcia: Hajeet in front of our table now!
Hajeet: Say my name right, Gravedigger!
Jim Duggan: He’s calling you out, Digger!
Gravedigger: You know, I was supposed to wait a few more entrants, but forget this crap, hold my headset.
Jimmy Garcia: I think Digger is entrant twenty-five!
Jim Duggan: Digger confronting Hajeet now!
Jimmy Garcia: Slap across the face of Hajeet! I know Gravedigger and you can tell he is not happy right now!
Jim Duggan: MEET MY KNEES!
Jimmy Garcia: Digger just got knocked out!
Jim Duggan: Hajeet just traveled all the way from Tripura to make an impact here in UCI and a KO over Digger like that is an insane way to send a message!
Jimmy Garcia: Hope you don’t mind picking up the slack for the rest of this thing with Digger out of commission for the time being!
Jim Duggan: Not at all!
Jimmy Garcia: Hajeet might not be on top for long!
Jim Duggan: Mikey Carson over the top rope!
Jimmy Garcia: Flying crossbody from Mikey Carson!
Jim Duggan: Nash and Pomp whipped ouf of the ring by Beaver now!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver taking to the top rope!
Jim Duggan: Nash, Pomp, Hajeet, and Carson are sitting ducks right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Big senton from Beaver!
Jim Duggan: Here comes number twenty six!
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Never gonna stop, won’t quit til I’m not breathing!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes time!
Jim Duggan: Andre a major threat in this Infinity match with his style of wrestling, definitely a favorite to win the whole thing!
Jimmy Garcia: That is...if he shows up..
Jim Duggan: Strangely enough, Andre Holmes nowhere to be found!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s strange..
Jim Duggan: Wait, feed displayed on the titantron now!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Celeste and Andre trading jabs backstage!
Jim Duggan: Andre launched into the cement wall by Celeste!
Jimmy Garcia: He hasn’t even entered the match yet!
Jim Duggan: Neither has Celeste, but she looks focused on one thing right now and that’s hurting Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre back to his feet, security trying to calm the situation down now!
Jim Duggan: Celeste striking back at security!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre back up, leaping over the guards towards his nemesis!
Jim Duggan: I think that last shot towards UCI security was enough to cut Celeste’s night short!
Jimmy Garcia: They’re escorting her out of here!
Jim Duggan: Insane, a former UCI world champion being kicked out of the arena right now!
Jimmy Garcia: That was an effective way to piss off the most short tempered man in the sport!
Jim Duggan: Big pop from the crowd as Andre pops onto the stage finally!
Jimmy Garcia: Look of determination as he marches down the ramp!
Jim Duggan: Celeste definitely lit the fire under his ass!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre approaching ringside now!
Jim Duggan: Pulling Hajeet up by the neck here!
Jimmy Garcia: Thrust kick to Hajeet!
Jim Duggan: Down goes the royal prince, Andre Holmes with his first elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Looking for another as Psychopomp pushes to his knees!
Jim Duggan: Thrust kick numbero dos!
Jimmy Garcia: Pomp out as well, Andre Holmes is taking out his aggression in a big way right now!
Jim Duggan: Bum rushed by Street Disciples though, pounding away at Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Smart way to go about things, you see a guy picking up momentum and you make sure that you’re not the next one on the receiving end!
Jim Duggan: Well, if you consider Holmes entrant twenty-six and Celeste number twenty-seven, then it looks like we’ve got number twenty-eight coming in now!
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Don’t be afraid to be afraid to be weak, don’t be too proud to be strong!
Jimmy Garcia: Albion Enigma on his way in!
Jim Duggan: This kid’s a solid talent for sure, could make some waves in this one!
Jimmy Garcia: Enigma definitely one of the prospects to watch in 2017!
Jim Duggan: Street Disciples on him though as he nears the end of the ramp!
Jimmy Garcia: The Disciples beatdown continues!
Jim Duggan: It really is looking to be a major challenge to stop these two!
Jimmy Garcia: Jenson doing it earlier, but they’ve popped back up and are right back to putting on the pressure!
Jim Duggan: Not really a sign of weakness from the newcomer, just a full on assault!
Jimmy Garcia: Lifting Albion up here!
Jim Duggan: My God!
Jimmy Garcia: Street Disciples launching Albion into the barricade head first like a lawn dart!
Jim Duggan: Disciples climbing back in, but Jenson’s right there to fend off the danger!
Jimmy Garcia: Big uppercuts to both men, Jenson hooks their heads here!
Jim Duggan: Double suplex!
Jimmy Garcia: Just insane strength from Andre Jenson, lifting both men off the apron!
Jim Duggan: All three men hitting the mat here as Remi’s made it back up!
Jimmy Garcia: Leaping elbow drop from Remi, that one landing smack dab in the middle of Jenson’s chest!
Jim Duggan: Beaver rushing in behind Remi, ring starting to fill up now as Beaver hooks the leg!
Jimmy Garcia: Big leg trap German suplex from The Beavs!
Jim Duggan: Beaver in control for now, but it’s time for number twenty-nine!
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They said there was no way, but they forgot the black hole in the sky!
Jimmy Garcia: This man is the wildcard right here!
Jim Duggan: Big return here for Julian Mercury, much more outspoken this time around as seen by his promo work leading up to this match!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t let the record fool you, this man has a lethal reputation for a reason after having competed against some of the best in the world!
Jim Duggan: Mercury taking the strategy we’ve seen a few others take tonight as he closes in on Albion Enigma at ringside!
Jimmy Garcia: Albion trying to crawl forward!
Jim Duggan: Julian stomping away at the back of Albion’s head!
Jimmy Garcia: The Disciples left a wounded animal at ringside and Mercury is picking off the easy prey!
Jim Duggan: The less people there are left to face, the better it becomes for you in the long run!
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury lifting him up here, standing on top of the ring steps with Albion in the air!
Jim Duggan: Identity Crisis!
Jimmy Garcia: Dropped onto the steel steps with the fisherman driver from Julian Mercury!
Jim Duggan: Medic calling it now!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: First elimination for Julian Mercury and in impressive fashion!
Jim Duggan: We’ve definitely seen some memorable KO’s so far!
Jimmy Garcia: Makes you excited for the rest as this one continues to heat up!
Jim Duggan: Beaver trying to recover a bit in the ring here, but Fausse back up and determined to take him back down a notch!
Jimmy Garcia: Baseball bat to the back of the leg from Erin Fausse!
Jim Duggan: Beaver yelling out in pain from that shot!
Jimmy Garcia: Erin Fausse turning around, right into a trap from her former rival!
Jim Duggan: Flying clothesline off the top from Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Time for another entry!
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Do you think that you’re worth anything? Do you think that you had everything?
Jim Duggan: Newcomer King Kong Rhodes at the number thirty spot!
Jimmy Garcia: At 6’11 and 330 pounds, this is a scary man right here!
Jim Duggan: Holmes still in solid shape though in the ring, looks ready to play!
Jimmy Garcia: This definitely looks like a David versus Goliath moment waiting to happen though!
Jim Duggan: Never underestimate Andre Holmes though!
Jimmy Garcia: Rhodes in the ring now!
Jim Duggan: Rhodes running at Andre with the kitchen sink!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre smart with the foot work, swinging that leg into the opposite knee!
Jim Duggan: Andre looking well versed in the art of dealing with the big guy!
Jimmy Garcia: Another kick from Andre, Rhodes down on his knees!
Jim Duggan: A THIRD THRUST KICK FROM ANDRE HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: Nice try, kid, but you just got knocked out by a former world champion!
Jim Duggan: Three eliminations for Holmes already!
Jimmy Garcia: Tied with Karlie Nash for most eliminations in the inaugural Infinity match!
Jim Duggan: Looks like Nash wants to keep that record up herself, off the ropes towards Andre now!
Jimmy Garcia: Dropsault to Andre Holmes!
Jim Duggan: This is the sort of match where people have the opportunity to really raise their stock among the sea of UCI talent and Karlie Nash has done a great job of that tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Number thirty-one about to join the party!
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Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers
Jim Duggan: Here comes the Handsome-Half Breed!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove enters Infinity off a closely fought contest against the world champion!
Jim Duggan: After the barn burner those two had on the Gold Rush edition of Overload, you know that Shadowlove can’t wait to fight his way back to a rematch against The Plague!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove coming to the ringside area now with Miyamoto in tow!
Jim Duggan: Shadowlove in now, but Nash in pursuit of him!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove catches her, looking towards Miyamoto!
Jim Duggan: DARK GIFT!
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes up!
Jim Duggan: DDT AGAIN!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove as confident as ever!
Jim Duggan: Did you really expect him to be anything else tonight?
Jimmy Garcia: Arms out to the side in celebration of such perfect dedications to his manager!
Jim Duggan: Sometimes, that showboating can come back to bite you and it looks like it’s about to backfire on Shadowlove right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Jenson up, running into Shadowlove!
Jim Duggan: CRITICAL HIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Down goes another one!
Jim Duggan: Ref calling for the elimination of Shadowlove, that’s two for Andre Jenson!
Jimmy Garcia: Shocking to say the least!
Jim Duggan: Shadowlove may have been a favorite to win the whole thing, but playing it up with the theatrics just did not work in his favor!
Jimmy Garcia: With number thirty-one already on his way out of here, we come to entrant thirty-two now!
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Step into the room like it’s a catwalk
Jim Duggan: Oh man, things just got a lot more interesting with Casey Holliday in the building!
Jimmy Garcia: Rising Stars champion on her way to the ring, coming off a big defense less than two weeks ago!
Jim Duggan: This is a competitor with a massive chip on her shoulder, someone who would love to prove everybody wrong for underestimating her skill as a champion!
Jimmy Garcia: She comes out to a match that currently plays host to ten competitors!
Jim Duggan: We can’t call this action fast enough with all the blows being traded here!
Jimmy Garcia: Casey on the edge of the ring here, but Jenson’s trying to stop her!
Jim Duggan: Casey vaulting over the top rope though!
Jimmy Garcia: Spear from the champion!
Jim Duggan: Casey displaying that great technical ability, a true ring general in this business!
Jimmy Garcia: Champion gleaming after that!
Jim Duggan: Holliday well educated on making a proper entrance!
Jimmy Garcia: Could you imagine the Rising Stars champion versus the World champion as the main event of Beyond?!
Jim Duggan: That’d be a site to see!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi up behind Holliday, trying to ram her into the corner!
Jim Duggan: Holliday with the feet planted, trying to avoid the collision!
Jimmy Garcia: Carson standing as well here!
Jim Duggan: Dropkick to the back of Remi!
Jimmy Garcia: Shoving both into the corner with that one!
Jim Duggan: Remi rolling down and out from the impact into Holliday!
Jimmy Garcia: Casey trying to balance on the middle turnbuckle, Carson attempting to hook the midsection!
Jim Duggan: Holliday kicking Carson back!
Jimmy Garcia: Flying double knee facebuster from Holliday!
Jim Duggan: Sending a message to the world champion with that one and we’ve got another entry on our hands!
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Jimmy Garcia: No music this time around, but I think we’ve got our answer sliding into the ring right now!
Jim Duggan: FPV!
Jimmy Garcia: UCI’s senior interviewer in the ring!
Jim Duggan: He’s tuning up the band!
Jimmy Garcia: BOOM HEADSHOT!
Jim Duggan: Down goes the Rising Stars champion!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver up here!
Crowd: BOOM HEADSHOT!
Jim Duggan: Erin Fausse stepping to the challenge!
Crowd: BOOM HEADSHOT!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s a superkick kinda party in Michigan tonight!
Jim Duggan: Looks like Mercury is done biding his time on the outside, but FPV has no clue!
Jimmy Garcia: Crazed look in the eyes of Julian Mercury, FPV spinning around!
Jim Duggan: DREAM KILLER!
Jimmy Garcia: Ref declaring that an elimination!
Jim Duggan: Make that two for Julian Mercury!
Jimmy Garcia: Once again, we’re back down to ten with Beaver, Remi, Nash, Fausse, Carson, Jenson, Jordan, Burnett, Holmes, and Julian Mercury still fighting on!
Jim Duggan: Impressive to say the least that this match’s first three entrants are still alive!
Jimmy Garcia: If you’re not someone getting caught by surprise and eliminated quick, it seems like you’re in the group that’s really playing this as smart as possible!
Jim Duggan: It’s going to wear on them pretty soon though as we continue to progress towards the end, just a handful of participants left to enter!
Jimmy Garcia: Entrant number thirty-four on their way now!
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I’m the hand of God, I’m the dark messiah
Jim Duggan: Is this perhaps the most outspoken man in professional wrestling right now?
Jimmy Garcia: We know that he’s capable of backing it up, but you’re right, Kingston knows how to use a microphone and it’s definitely assisted him in gaining enemies in UCI!
Jim Duggan: Good spot to enter from for Damian Kingston, these last spots are definitely valuable ones to have!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston met by The Street Disciples outside the ring!
Jim Duggan: Backhand of the Century to Burnett!
Jimmy Garcia: That leaves the TV champion Demarcus Jordan against The Man of Liberty!
Jim Duggan: Demarcus Jordan going for the swinging neckbreaker on Kingston!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston rolling through it though!
Jim Duggan: He counters with a successful neckbreaker of his own there!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston in control!
Jim Duggan: Rolling over, getting him into position for the submission attempt!
Jimmy Garcia: O’ Hail Liberty!
Jim Duggan: Demarcus with nowhere to go!
Jimmy Garcia: Jordan trying to fight it, but Kingston is cranking back hard on the neck!
Jim Duggan: Demarcus turning blue in the face right now!
Jimmy Garcia: TV champ trying to hang in there, but he’s fading quick!
Jim Duggan: Eyes glazing over now and it looks like the medic calls it!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston taking one half of the Street Disciples out of action, but Demarcus made sure to fight on for as long as he could in that situation!
Jim Duggan: Kingston pounding the outside matting in celebration after that one!
Jimmy Garcia: So far so good for Kingston, but it’s time for number thirty-five now!
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They said “All teenagers scare the living shit out of me!”
Jim Duggan: Another member of Kevin Bishop’s Brotherhood is here!
Jimmy Garcia: Wow!
Jim Duggan: We heard rumblings about his legal battle over the Kidd Krazzy name, but NegaSoniK is here in UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: Crowd firmly behind this infusion of Brotherhood talent in the Infinity match!
Jim Duggan: Karlie Nash stomping up the ramp after NegaSoniK!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like he ended up bringing a pokeball with him tonight!
Jim Duggan: Nash looking a bit puzzled.
Jimmy Garcia: Pokeball launched at Nash!
Jim Duggan: No actual Pokemon coming out however.
Jimmy Garcia: Nash doesn’t look to happy about that one!
Jim Duggan: Nega seeing the opportunity as Nash goes for the right hand!
Jimmy Garcia: POKEMON MASTA!
Jim Duggan: Codebreaker by NegaSoniK!
Jimmy Garcia: Just like that, Karlie Nash has just been eliminated from Infinity!
Jim Duggan: Round of applause for Nash tonight, coming in at number three and lasting through the thirty-five entrant mark!
Jimmy Garcia: Three eliminations as well, hats off!
Jim Duggan: Nega on his way down to the ring again!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse in there with Mercury, sweeping the leg out!
Jim Duggan: Double foot stomp from Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday springing off the ropes towards Fausse though!
Jim Duggan: STOCK PLUNGE!
Jimmy Garcia: Wow, ref quick to signal Fausse’s elimination, nasty landing on the head there!
Jim Duggan: Well, smart move by the ref, that was a sick maneuver there!
Jimmy Garcia: NegaSoniK in now, brawling away with Holliday!
Jim Duggan: Clock for number thirty-six on the titantron!
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T is for terrible, H is for hell, U is for ugly, and G is for jail!
Jimmy Garcia: We saw his other half out here earlier!
Jim Duggan: John Ojeda running down the ramp and this means we only have three left to enter!
Jimmy Garcia: We know Bonnie is last, but there should be an unknown entrant here before too long!
Jim Duggan: Ojeda in, stomping away at Andre Holmes in the corner!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s going after one of the toughest people in there!
Jim Duggan: Ojeda bringing him back to his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Some big chops by Ojeda, Andre looks stunned!
Jim Duggan: Ojeda stepping back!
Jimmy Garcia: Going for a spear!
Jim Duggan: Holmes trips him up!
Jimmy Garcia: Ojeda goes flying into that post!
Jim Duggan: Holmes scrambling for him, dragging Ojeda back!
Jimmy Garcia: HOME SWEET HOLMES LOCKED IN NOW!
Jim Duggan: Ojeda is a tough bastard, but Andre could break his legs here!
Jimmy Garcia: Ojeda slaps at the mat! We’ve got another elimination!
Jim Duggan: Andre raises the record!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s four eliminations and Andre Holmes is raising the bar here!
Jim Duggan: The Relentless One continues to expand on his achievement-filled history here in UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: Right back down to ten!
Jim Duggan: Holliday and NegaSoniK still trading jabs here!
Jimmy Garcia: Uppercut from NegaSoniK, but Casey ducks it!
Jim Duggan: Casey lifting up the UCI newcomer!
Jimmy Garcia: Sitout facebuster!
Jim Duggan: Time for number thirty-seven!
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Y’all know me, still the same OG, but I been lowkey
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Sebastian Reid!
Jim Duggan: It’s showtime!
Jimmy Garcia: Former Rising Stars champion on his way down now!
Jim Duggan: Reid rolling into the ring, quick to his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Dustin Beaver still in here from the number one, bouncing off the ropes towards Reid!
Jim Duggan: Crossbody block from Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid catches him!
Jim Duggan: Flipping Beaver onto his shoulder!
Jimmy Garcia: Big body slam from Reid there!
Jim Duggan: Andre Jenson up, going for the shining wizard!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid catches the ankle!
Jim Duggan: Jenson pushing up on his hands, trying to twist out of a potential ankle lock from Sebastian Reid!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid lifting him up though by that ankle!
Jim Duggan: Jenson shoved back down to the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid pivoting around!
Jim Duggan: Knee drop to the back of the head from Sebastian Reid!
Jimmy Garcia: A lot of people have been trying to pull off the big moves early on in their Infinity runs, but Reid seems content picking apart Jenson here!
Jim Duggan: Reid sinking his arm under the chin here, delivering some solid ground and pound to the sides of Jenson’s head right now!
Jimmy Garcia: With Reid pounding away at UCI’s resident LARP expert, we’ve got entrant thirty-eight!
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Jim Duggan: I think all the announced participants are accounted for!
Jimmy Garcia: Crowd full of chatter now!
Jim Duggan: Who turned out the stadium lights?!
2.27.17
CHECKMATE.
Jimmy Garcia: Lights are out, but it looks like we’ll finally find out the reveal of one of Twitter’s biggest mysteries in recent weeks!
Jim Duggan: That bold, silver font staring right back at us from the titantron!
Jimmy Garcia: Who is it?!
Jim Duggan: Is that ring around the rosie?
Jimmy Garcia: Creepy for sure!
Jim Duggan: We’ve got ourselves a hooded figure on the stage, can’t really see any detail on them though just yet!
I torture you-oo-oo-oo, take my hand through the flames
I torture you-oo-oo-oo, I’m a slave to your games
I’m just a sucker for pain!
Jimmy Garcia: Damian F’n Kaine is here!
Jim Duggan: The crowd is on their feet right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Wow! 2.27.17 has been revealed and it did not disappoint!
Jim Duggan: Kaine down to the ring here, sliding in after Sebastian Reid!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid to his feet!
Jim Duggan: Kaine whipping him into the ropes now!
Jimmy Garcia: DK running up the turnbuckle as he grabs hold of Reid!
Jim Duggan: CHECKMATE!
Jimmy Garcia: Bridging crossface applied here!
Jim Duggan: Sebastian Reid not in a good way right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid looking for the ropes, but with no disqualifications, that means the referee can’t do anything to make DK break it up!
Jim Duggan: DK pushing up higher!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid taps!
Jim Duggan: DK just eliminated a former Rising Stars champ in his UCI debut!
Jimmy Garcia: Time for our last entrant!
Jim Duggan: We all know who this is!
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Jimmy Garcia: We know that riff!
Jim Duggan: Former two time tag team and Intercontinental champion earning this spot after that huge singles win against Kevin Bishop early this month!
Jimmy Garcia: More importantly, we’re down to twelve competitors! Dustin Beaver, Saint Remi, Mikey Carson, Andre Jenson, Ray Burnett, Andre Holmes, Julian Mercury, Casey Holliday, Damien Kingston, NegaSoniK, Damian Kaine, and now Bonnie Blue!
Jim Duggan: One of these twelve will be going to Beyond!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie in the ring now!
Jim Duggan: Quick hurricanrana to Casey Holliday!
Jimmy Garcia: Still running off the ropes, Holliday getting back up!
Jim Duggan: Running senton to Holliday!
Jimmy Garcia: Carson trying to lift Bonnie over with the back body drop!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie on top though, taking control of the weight!
Jimmy Garcia: She hooks him!
Jim Duggan: WEEPING ANGEL!
Jimmy Garcia: No response from Carson after that one! Will the ref call it?
Jim Duggan: Yes he will!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie Blue eliminates Mikey Carson!
Jim Duggan: Carson in here the third longest of any left, coming in at thirteen!
Jimmy Garcia: Solid showing by the current champion!
Jim Duggan: Damian Kaine with the kick under the jaw of Damian Kingston on the opposite side of the ring now!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine off the ropes!
Jim Duggan: Kingston spinning around behind him!
Jimmy Garcia: Full nelson lift!
Jim Duggan: FALLING FROM THE EMPIRE!
Jimmy Garcia: Wow!
Jim Duggan: That’s lights out for Damian Kaine!
Jimmy Garcia: Top ten!
Jim Duggan: Remi charging in towards Bonnie!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie sends him between the ropes!
Jim Duggan: Remi hits hard on the outside!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie leaning against the ropes, contemplating the next move!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie is thinking up the revenge plot as we speak!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s got him right where she wants him!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie on leaping on that top rope!
Jimmy Garcia: SONIC SCREWDRIVER!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jim Duggan: Medical personnel quickly throwing up the “X” and that spells the end of Remi who’s been in this one since the very start alongside Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Speaking of Beaver, Ray Burnett trading blows with our number one entrant here now!
Jim Duggan: Beaver dipping beneath the strikes, locking his arms in place on Ray!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver to Belly!
Jim Duggan: Ray plants his feet on the turn around!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver shoved into the corner!
Jim Duggan: Ray to the opposite end!
Jimmy Garcia: Rolling thunder, going for the cannonball finish!
Jim Duggan: This could take Beaver out now!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver pushing himself onto the second turnbuckle, smart move avoiding the finisher there!
Jim Duggan: Ray joining him now, both men climbing to the top turnbuckle!
Jimmy Garcia: Big right thrown by Burnett!
Jim Duggan: Beaver pulls him in, set up for The Bass Drop!
Jimmy Garcia: From the top rope?!
Jim Duggan: He’s not positioned for this to land in the ring though, this could be a disaster!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver leaping back with Ray!
Jim Duggan: NO!
Crowd: HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK!
Jimmy Garcia: I have NEVER seen that done before!
Jim Duggan: Dustin Beaver with the Bass Drop from the top rope onto the edge of the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Forget everything we’ve said up to this point, THAT takes the cake!
Jim Duggan: Medics already started calling for that elim the second Beaver connected!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver landing pretty awkward on that knee, spilling over to the outside from that impact!
Jim Duggan: He took the risk needed to take out Ray Burnett, but at what cost?!
Jimmy Garcia: Two eliminations for Dustin Beaver!
Jim Duggan: And then there were eight!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday and Jenson duking it out at the moment on the outside!
Jim Duggan: Holliday rakes the eyes!
Jimmy Garcia: Headbutt from Jenson!
Jim Duggan: Dirty brawling between these two at ringside!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday smacking Jenson’s head off the post here!
Jim Duggan: That hurt him bad, but Jenson still managing an elbow to the gut in the fight for survival!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday throwing Jenson towards the barricade!
Jim Duggan: SPEAR!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday just broke the barricade!
Jim Duggan: I think she broke Andre Jenson!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like the nearest medic would agree with you!
Jim Duggan: Must’ve been a low roll!
Jimmy Garcia: Just seven competitors left here after that!
Jim Duggan: Kingston with NegaSoniK in the corner, using that rope for leverage to shove the boot into his opponent’s face!
Jimmy Garcia: Damien toying with the younger NegaSoniK, taunting for him to stand up here!
Jim Duggan: Kingston going for the running lariat in the corner!
Jimmy Garcia: NegaSoniK catches him with Bikini Bottom!
Jim Duggan: Kingston able to push back up, but NegaSonik’s take on the Rock Bottom definitely threw him off his game!
Jimmy Garcia: Nega off the ropes!
Jim Duggan: Negasonik teenage warhead!
Jimmy Garcia: Big springboard dropkick there from NegaSoniK!
Jim Duggan: That one hit perfect and the referee is calling it!
Jimmy Garcia: Impressive show from Kingston, but NegaSoniK with a huge second elimination tonight!
Jim Duggan: No time for celebration, Julian Mercury back in here with a ceramic pot in his hands!
Jimmy Garcia: No idea where that came from, but I have a funny feeling about this!
Jim Duggan: NegaSoniK turns around now!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!
Jim Duggan: Julian Mercury smashing that pot over NegaSoniK’s head, dirt and ceramic littering the canvas!
Jimmy Garcia: Ref calling that an elimination!
Jim Duggan: Twisted irony for a kid obsessed with video games and nerd culture to be eliminated from this match like something straight out of a Legend of Zelda game!
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve got our final five! Casey Holliday, Julian Mercury, Dustin Beaver, Bonnie Blue, and Andre Holmes!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie Blue crawling towards the barricade as is Casey Holliday!
Jimmy Garcia: These two both just threw caution to the wind, every competitor in this match has been really!
Jim Duggan: Casey and Bonnie up, trading chops now!
Jimmy Garcia: Casey with the kick to the gut, that one causing Bonnie to double over!
Jim Duggan: Casey Holliday ripping at the padding!
Jimmy Garcia: Shades of the Barebones match we saw between Demarcus and Teo not too long ago!
Jim Duggan: Holliday dragging Bonnie over, pulling her on top of the intact part of that barricade!
Jimmy Garcia: Casey trying to lift Bonnie up for the powerbomb!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie drops down though, Casey Holliday put into position by Bonnie now!
Jimmy Garcia: WEEPING ANGEL FROM BONNIE BLUE!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Jim Duggan: Inverted mat slam off the barricade onto the exposed concrete below!
Jimmy Garcia: No response from Casey and we get another “X” being held up in the air!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie Blue, Dustin Beaver, Julian Mercury, and Andre Holmes just got that much closer to a shot at Kevin Bishop’s world title!
Jimmy Garcia: Big pop from the crowd as Bonnie pushes up, but she’s got company!
Jim Duggan: Julian Mercury on the outside, dragging Bonnie by the hair now towards the ramp!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie’s done just about everything you could think of in a match like this and Julian Mercury has managed to stay very fresh through this matchup!
Jim Duggan: Mercury has the ball in his court right now, dragging Bonnie up to the stage now!
Jimmy Garcia: Rights and lefts, back and forth these two go!
Jim Duggan: Big knee lift to the face from Mercury, he has Bonnie set up for the fisherman driver!
Jimmy Garcia: Nearing the edge of the stage here, we may have an elimination on our hands!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie slides out of it!
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning Mercury around!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie launches him!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!
Jim Duggan: Sparks go flying as Mercury collides with the LED panels of Infinity’s stage set!
Jimmy Garcia: What do you even say to that?!
Jim Duggan: Call it what it is, an elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Final three! Bonnie Blue, Dustin Beaver, and Andre Holmes!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie pulling off some of the biggest moves in this match and she is absolutely spent right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre and Beaver fighting their way up the ramp towards Bonnie now!
Jim Duggan: Andre with some stiff punches connecting into Beaver’s face!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver countering with the spinning elbow!
Jim Duggan: Wheel kick from Beaver here, swinging the momentum his way!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, Andre goes down with that one at the end of the stage and it looks like Beaver will turn his attention to Bonnie!
Jim Duggan: The Queen of UCI is exhausted and Beaver will look to take advantage!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver pulling Bonnie back up, arms around the midsection!
Jim Duggan: Beaver to Belly connects!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver back up!
Jim Duggan: Andre with the Pele kick to Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Momentum in Andre’s favor now!
Jim Duggan: Andre looking down at Bonnie, difficult decision here!
Jimmy Garcia: Only one can advance and they both know that!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie on her hands and knees!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre hesitating here, might be trickier than he thought to deny his friend the main event!
Jim Duggan: Bonnie inviting it right now, smiling up at her Guardian teammate!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre steps back!
Jim Duggan: THRUST KICK!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre lands it!
Jim Duggan: That Sonic Screwdriver was the big one, that was the one that instantly drained Bonnie earlier and Andre Holmes just made the elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Fifth of the night! Andre seals the record in the first Infinity match!
Jim Duggan: It’s just Andre Holmes and Dustin Beaver left!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre pulling Beaver back up!
Jim Duggan: Beaver back at him with the elbows to the temple!
Jimmy Garcia: Big strikes from The Great Beaver!
Jim Duggan: Wearing Holmes down quick here!
Jimmy Garcia: Both men will have to give every last bit of energy into trying to win this one!
Jim Duggan: Beaver pulling Andre in for The Bass Drop!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre pushes out of it!
Jim Duggan: Andre trying to lift Beaver for the vertical suplex!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver swinging the momentum back down though!
Jim Duggan: Back body drop from Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: NO! Andre lands on his feet!
Jim Duggan: Andre with the arms around Beaver!
Jimmy Garcia: Pulling back!
Jim Duggan: Deadlift German suplex from Andre Holmes, right on the steel staging!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver still rolling around though, Andre’s gotta do more than that!
Jim Duggan: I think he’s doing just that, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes walking around the side of the stage here, looking for a tool perhaps!
Jim Duggan: Ohhhh man!
Jimmy Garcia: Look at the size of that ladder!
Jim Duggan: Andre Holmes wasting no time, setting up the ladder on the stage now!
Jimmy Garcia: Beginning his climb as he glances down at Beaver!
Jim Duggan: Andre inching his way up each run, Beaver in a crawl towards him!
Jimmy Garcia: These two could be headed towards a career altering ending here!
Jim Duggan: Beaver reaching the base of the ladder with Andre near the top!
Jimmy Garcia: I think the original plan might’ve been a dive, but it may have just changed with Beaver pulling his weight up the opposite side!
Jim Duggan: Andre swinging the leg!
Jimmy Garcia: Kick connecting to Beaver, but he manages to hang in there!
Jim Duggan: Counter jab from Beaver, that one wobbling Andre near the top!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver able to climb up a bit more!
Jim Duggan: That ladder looks unsteady now as both men stand right near the top together!
Jimmy Garcia: Jabs back and forth here!
Jim Duggan: Headbutt from Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver nearly falling off, but he clings to Andre for dear life!
Jim Duggan: It’s a long way down and I think we’re about to see it here!
Jimmy Garcia: Medics surrounding the stage now, preparing for the worst!
Jim Duggan: Another headbutt attempt from Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver dodges it!
Jim Duggan: Arms wrapped around Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: NOOOOO!!!!
Jim Duggan: BEAVER TO BELLY OFF THE LADDER! HOLMES AND BEAVER CRASH THROUGH THE STAGE!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Medics rush them!
Jim Duggan: I’m not sure if either man is still conscious after that!
Jimmy Garcia: This is certainly the end of it, but who is still able to respond?!
Jim Duggan: Camera getting a look into the wreckage now!
Jimmy Garcia: The medic is calling it! We have our winner!
Jim Duggan: Holmes is out cold, Beaver just barely able to sit up!
Jimmy Garcia: Beaver spitting blood from his mouth, but he just did the unthinkable!
DING DING DING!!!
Jim Duggan: What the hell just happened?!
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think Beaver’s even realized what’s going on right now!
Jim Duggan: I’m speechless!
Jimmy Garcia: All the way from being the first to officially enter to winning the whole damn thing! Congrats, Beavs, you’re a star now!
Jim Duggan: Dustin Beaver has returned and now, he’s headed to Beyond to challenge The Plague!
Jimmy Garcia: Medical personnel gonna need to tend to both men, but what a historic night for UCI!
Jim Duggan: I think we’re gonna need some time to process what just happened!
Jimmy Garcia: Congrats go out to the new number one contender! A huge thank you to those in the people of Michigan and goodnight, everybody! |
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