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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:03:42 GMT -6
Introduction
The Joe Louis Arena has been sold out once again thanks to the lovely passionate fans of the UCI Universe. Monday Night Overload is having another episode being celebrated in the famous city, Detroit Michigan. The cameras pan around the entire audience before shifting their lens to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia sat behind the commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of Monday Night Overload live in the Joe Louis Arena of Detroit, Michigan! I am Jimmy Garcia alongside my broadcasting partner, Gravedigger, and we have an amazing show for you all. The main event where the UCI Tag Team Championships are on the line.
Gravedigger: Yes! Another match The Guardians lose again because nobody cares for them. I can’t wait, I even got the popcorn ready for this match- Hold on, we have a backstage issue somehow. Let’s cut to it.
The cameras come on backstage, showing Gwen Gates and John Ojeda getting ready for their match up later in the night. Both are stretching out and chatting idly as they do so.
Gwen Gates: Do you think we can count on Ray?
John Ojeda: Who the fuck knows, Fox?
Gwen Gates: Sure doesn’t seem like it.
John Ojeda: I’m not terribly worried about it. We can handle our shit.
Gwen Gates: You got that right, baby. I’m not worried about these fuckers.
John Ojeda: If lil ray ray shows up or not, we’ll handle our business. The three of our opponents together are probably about as brilliant as a box of frogs. Petrov is the smartest one, and I’ll handle him. But just keep your head on and we’ll be fine.
Gwen Gates: Yeah, really John. Gross. I bet they smell bad too.
John Ojeda: Like cheap beer and them pissing their pants cuz their black out drunk… yeah most likely.
The camera pans away for a minute to show Eminem walking into the backstage area. The camera cuts back to Ojeda who rolls his eyes as he sees Eminem. John gets up slowly and looks at Gwen, who’s getting up right by him.
Gwen Gates: John, please… I like his music! Please don’t.
John Ojeda: Don’t what. I’m just going to go have a friendly chat with him.
Gwen Gates: I know what your definition of friendly is John!
Ojeda breaks away from Gates anyway and walks off towards Eminem. Eminem immediately looks up at Ojeda and gives him a head nod.
Eminem: Yo, what up man?
John Ojeda: I don’t know… what is up?
John’s attitude seems a little hostile towards Eminem.
Eminem: Look man, I ain’t trying to beef.
John Ojeda: Who said anything about beef. I just want you to know who the fucking boss is around here.
Eminem: Me tonight.
John Ojeda: No… that would be me. You dig? You’re a smart boy. You came up on the streets. You want to piss the guys on the Harleys off?
Eminem: No, not really. So what’s your angle here man.
John Ojeda: No angle. Just establishing dominance. It’s a rare commodity.
Eminem: So what do you want from me?
John Ojeda: From you? Don’t interfere in my shit. And don’t make another shitty album like recovery.
Eminem: Hey man fuck you!
Gwen immediately steps between John and Eminem. She shoves John back with one hand and shoves Eminem back with the other.
Gwen Gates: Johnny please! No! Marshall please don’t say fuck you to him he takes that shit real seriously.
Eminem: I take my music real serious! He’s the fucking dude being disrespectful!
John Ojeda: He ain’t getting away with that shit Gwen!
Eminem: Let the fucking tough guy go!
Gwen Gates: For the love of christ stop it! Both of you!
Gwen shoves John backwards and gives him a look. John shakes his head and points at his pocket. Gwen’s eyes go wide and she shoves him back even farther. She turns back to Eminem.
Gwen Gates: You better find a way to make it up to him real quick or he’s going to take what’s in his pocket and stick it in your head. Please.
Eminem looks at her for a minute, then looks over at John and his gang colors. He looks back at Gwen and then steps around her.
Eminem: Hey big man, relax.
Eminem walks over and whispers something in John’s ear. John;s demeanor changes in an instant from pissed off to amused. John smirks and nods.
John Ojeda: I can do that. I can make that happen.
Eminem: Only the best.
John Ojeda: That’s not a problem. I’ll see you at the hotel.
Both men shake hands and Eminem walks away. The cameras linger on John and Gwen for a moment.
Gwen Gates: Thanks for not killing him.
John Ojeda: Thanks for getting me paid. He gets it.
Gwen Gates: Love you too babe. Let’s go do this. I’m sure you need to hit someone now.
John Ojeda: Shits going to be like Oprah babe. Everyone is getting a right hand.
Both of them walk off towards Gorilla and the cameras fade out to the ring. |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:07:49 GMT -6
Vincenzo Armand vs Cordelia Malice
Gravedigger: I'm really excited about this next match Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: I know I'm going to regret asking but why?
Gravedigger: With Vincenzo Armand and Cordelia Malice competing in our opening match I know I can pay one of them to wack you.
Jimmy Garcia: That's horrible! You would not!
Gravedigger: Yeah you're right.
Jimmy Garcia: See? I knew you liked me.
Gravedigger: No, I would just rather save the money and do it myself.
Jimmy Garcia: Well maybe I'll pay them both.. to wack you! Ever think of that?
Gravedigger: You spent all your money on burritos anyways.
Jimmy Garcia: How about one of us remain professional and preview this match.
Gravedigger: That's not going to be you. So it's gotta be me. Vincenzo is a bad dude, Cordelia is a bad bitch. These guys are going to tool up on each other and I'm going to love it. I love it when two people who aren't overly concerned with crap like the rules, or sportsmanship or mercy.
Cordelia Malice wearing a full length leather duster steps out to a single spotlight then Freak Like Me by Halestorm begins to play. It builds to a crescendo and she raises her head and smiles while petting her cat Misty. She slowly walks down to the music and gets to the ring. She puts her cat down gingerly on a stool waiting for the feline. She sits there looking around as Cordelia walks up the steps and climbs under the bottom rope into the ring. She removes her coat and hands it to a runner by ringside and speaks to her cat giving her commands as she waits for the match to begin.
Gravedigger: Should I make a playing with pussy joke.
Jimmy Garcia: Dude! You're gonna get us kicked off television!
Gravedigger: You just can't identity with it Jimmy. You have never played with pussy in your life.
Ticking Bomb by Aloe Blacc starts to play. Vincenzo emerges from the entrance and walks a steady pace to the ring as the crowd goes silent. With eyes set straight ahead, his attention never wavers or veers to the audience and he shows no sign of emotion, during his journey to the ring. Removing his coat and sunglasses, he places them neatly near the side of the ring and climbs the steel steps. Upon which, he then enters the squared circle and takes his position; leaning his back against the turnbuckle with his arms casually draped over the ropes, where he awaits his opponent(s) arrival.
Jimmy Garcia: I'm going to show Gravedigger how you're showed to introduce a wrestler as Armand enters the ring. Vincenzo was very impressive in his debut last week but came up just short. I'm sure he's looking to make up for that tonight. He appears to be all business before his match.
Gravedigger: Yeah.. that was boring. But this isn't! The opening bell rings and immediately Cordelia and Vincenzo meet in the center of the ring and begin exchanging hard blows. Both of those individuals know how to hit someone and make it hurt. Cordelia is finally dropped to a knee with a vicious backhand elbow.. then Vincenzo boots her right in the skull. Then stomps on her throat again and again.
Jimmy Garcia: The referee begins to count. But stops cold when Vincenzo shoots a steely glare his way. He tosses Malice into the corner and unloads on her with some palm strikes right to the heart area. Then thumbs her in the throat! He snap mares her over then drops a leg right across Cordelia's nose! That should be a disqualification!
Gravedigger: Have you lost your mind?
Jimmy Garcia: We know he has a shotgun in that wooden leg he just dropped on Cordelia! Now he does it again! He makes a cover.
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Gravedigger: See? She kicked out. Nothing wrong with that move at all. Vincenzo shoots another glare at the referee as he removes the turnbuckle pads. I love this intimidation. He slams Cordelia's head into the exposed steel.. then does it again! Malice is bleeding a little as Vincenzo makes another cover.
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Jimmy Garcia: No.. shoulder up by the debuting Malice! So he simply picks her up and tosses her off of the ropes.. lifting her up for a vicious sidewalk slam.. which he lands! Misty the Cat at ringside looks worried. Is it even possible for cats to look worried?
Gravedigger: I would say you're losing it. But you never had it. Running knee to the skull by Armand! He then rolls the nearly lifeless Malice over and applies a crippler crossface.
Jimmy Garcia: With Cordelia's background there is no way this is going to get a submission.
Gravedigger: He doesn't want a submission. He's laying in stiff forearms to the unprotected face of Malice. And now her nose is bleeding a little as well. Vincenzo is really busting up Cordelia in her debut. There's a big difference between being a bad ass in real life and a bad ass in the ring. Not the same thing. Vincenzo releases the hold and just stomps a mudhole into Cordelia. She tries to pull herself up. But he's waiting on her. And as soon as she does he drops her again with a big time upper cut!!
Jimmy Garcia: He lifts her up for a choke slam now. This could do it.. but no! How did she do that. Cordelia with a spinning kick to the back of Armand's head at a near impossible angle. How did she do that. Vincenzo shakes his head and throws a big boot of his own but Cordelia ducks under and kicks Vincenzo right in the knee then snap DDTs him down!
Gravedigger: Now we're going to get to see what Cordelia can do. She hits the ropes and clocks Vincenzo with a roaring elbow knocking him into the ropes. She goes over and ties Armand in the ropes. He's trapping there now.. and she backs off to the corner. I thought we weren't going to see this sportsmanship shit.. and we don't! She clocks him with a helluva kick! Then blasts him with a superkick to the stomach and a second one to the jaw.
Jimmy Garcia: At least she's freeing him from the ropes.. no she isn't.. she's wrapping the ropes around his throat now and using them to choke him!
Gravedigger: I love this match! Cordelia goes to the top rope.. and comes off with a double ax handle to the head of Vincenzo finally knocking him free from the ropes. She pins him. This has to do it.
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kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: After being choked all that time he still managed to kick out. But look at this.. rounding moonsault! She calls that the Twisted Malice and that is gonna end this!
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Gravedigger: Not so fast Jimmy. Vincenzo got the shoulder up there. Cordelia hits the ropes and comes back with a leg lariat! She waits on him to get up this time.. paying him back for earlier with a running bulldog onto the knee! That might have knocked him out there.
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Jimmy Garcia: Guess not! He kicked out. Maybe it was instinct though. He's going to do out here though as Cordelia applies a version of a rear naked choke. I didn't know she had an mma background.
Gravedigger: She doesn't. Choke holds are just very effective in her line of work. Vincenzo bursts to his feet and judo throws her free thought. He knew he had to break the hold quickly or it was over and he did. Cordelia gets up.. and charges right into a sit out powerbomb! I think that might do it.
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kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: Vicious geramn suplex by Vincenzo. He pulls Cordelia up and german suplex her again. Then does it a third time.
Gravedigger: Get it right Jimmy. Vincenzo doesn't do a German Suplex.. he does an Italian Suplex. Keep that up and I might not have to pay for him to pay you a visit Jimmy. He drags the stunned Malice up and will hit her with the Soul In Flames.. an extra impactful twist of fate. He pins her for the obvious three this time.
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Jimmy Garcia: A kick out! She kicked out! How did she kick out there. Vincenzo though, doesn't seem worried at all. He casually pulls Cordelia up and irish whips her into corner with the exposed turnbuckle.. wait no.. a reversal Vincenzo hits face first into the metal! Stinger Splash driving him in to the metal again.. Then a forward russian leg sweep also into that exposed corner!
Gravedigger: These guys showing no mercy to each other. Vincenzo falls to the mat and Malice pins
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another kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: After all that. What does Cordelia have to do to put away Armand?
Gravedigger: Standing Sitout Shiranui.. also known as the Devine Malice.. is hit! She makes another pin attempt.
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Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, Cordelia Malice!
Jimmy Garcia: What a way to kick off Overload this week. Cordelia Malice shows she could be one of the crowned jewels of the UCI roster with a highly impressive win.
Gravedigger: Vincenzo Malice came to fight. He bloodied up Malice, he dominated the match. But in the end Miss Malice showed just how tough she is and just how far she's willing to go in order to win a match. Both of these guys are gonna fast become my favorites with performances like that though. |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:11:49 GMT -6
Six-Man Tag Match John Ojeda/Gwen Gates/Ray Burnett vs Barbed Wire Bastards/Petrov
Taylor Lorde: The following match is a six man tag team bout scheduled for one fall!
Barbed Wire Bastards come out with flaming kendo sticks and the crowd cheers. They slide into the ring and drink beers before throwing up double middle fingers as Eric crotch chops. Fire bursts from the ring poles and the crowd throws up the metal horns cuz it's fucking badass.
Jimmy Garcia: These are some tough looking dudes right here!
Gravedigger: FUCK YEAH!
Petrov's voice can be heard over the PA saying in a calm but intimidating voice "Total. Fucking. Badass." as Blind by Korn starts to play. The crowd begins to talk amongst themselves in anticipation as the intro plays out before the words "ARE YOU READY!?" are shouted and the song drops in as Petrov emerges from the curtain and leans back and let's out a deep voiced shout and walks to the ring with a serious look on his face. He runs up the steps and climbs between the ropes as he paces about while shadowboxing and waiting for his opponents.
Jimmy Garcia: He may have been unsuccessful last week against Ray Burnett, but I’m sure Petrov is fired up to get a rematch of sorts this week!
Gravedigger: Definitely. That “Fuck you!” powerbomb of his, absolutely lethal.
Slowly emerging from behind purple smoke with a cup full of lean, the Annihilator paces towards the ring, and stops at it. He takes one last sip, then hands it off to one of his fans.
Jimmy Garcia: Definitely a unique pregame diet from Ray Burnett!
Gravedigger: Have you ever even sipped purple, Jimmy? Poser.
Pistolvania Part 2 by Vinnie Paz hits the PA as John Ojeda and Gwen Gates emerge from behind the curtain to a chorus of unified boos. Gwen smirks, following close behind her boyfriend as the two make their way down to the ring. They slide in and eye the competition before stepping onto the apron, allowing Ray to kick off the match for their team.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’ve got Petrov on the other side starting off here!
Gravedigger: Race war time!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett with those kicks to Petrov’s legs right now, trying to soften the stronger opponent!
Gravedigger: Clubbing forearm from Petrov though!
Jimmy Garcia: Petrov stepping back now!
Gravedigger: Thesz press from Burnett!
Jimmy Garcia: The newcomer firing back with those shots, looking to repeat their last encounter perhaps!
Burnett gets off of the opposition, moving to his own corner. Ojeda slaps the rookie on the back, tagging himself into the match.
Gravedigger: Burnett not looking too happy about that one.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like the legal man has changed on the other side as well!
Gravedigger: Stevie Mayhem running at Ojeda now, leaping clothesline attempt from him.
Jimmy Garcia: Ojeda managing to duck underneath it!
Ojeda bounces off the ropes, hitting Stevie with a hard boot to the face.
Gravedigger: First pin attempt in this one.
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KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Ojeda looking to keep the legal man fresh, tagging in his girl now!
Gates pulls Stevie up, but is lifted onto his back in Samoan drop position.
Gravedigger: Gates falling behind here.
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KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Gates bringing him back up again!
Gravedigger: Shoulder driven into the gut of Gwen Gates though, nice counter from Stevie.
Jimmy Garcia: Back body drop from Stevie Mayhem!
Stevie smirks as Gates collides with the mat. He quickly charges to his own corner, making the tag to Eric Edge.
Gravedigger: Eric Edge entering the fray now, stalking Gates.
Jimmy Garcia: Headscissors DDT from Gates!
Gravedigger: Another pin attempt.
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KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Her side is definitely staying on top of their game in this one!
Gravedigger: That’s how you have to tackle a big tag match like this.
Gates rolls back to her corner, tagging in John who steps in and stares down at Eric Edge, waiting for him to get up.
Jimmy Garcia: Seem Ojeda wants to test Edge’s standup game!
Eric Edge smirks, stepping back into the corner and tagging Petrov as both himself and Stevie drop off the apron and walk towards the entrance.
Gravedigger: Petrov seems unphased by being by himself right now it seems.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know if that’s the case, Digger!
As Ojeda brawls with Petrov in the ring, Eric and Stevie yank Ray off the apron, hitting him with several strikes before launching him into the barricade.
Gravedigger: Vicious attack on Burnett as Barbed Wire Bastards look to gain the upper hand with the numbers game.
Jimmy Garcia: Gates with the crossbody off the apron!
With the others down, Petrov attempts to lift Ojeda up for the finish.
Gravedigger: Ojeda reversing the momentum, he has Petrov up now.
Jimmy Garcia: VIKING SLEDGEHAMMER!
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DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winners of this match, the team of Ray Burnett, Gwen Gates, and John Ojeda!
Jimmy Garcia: Nice strategy at the end there by Barbed Wire Bastards, but Ojeda is showing why he’s the number one contender for the Rising Stars Championship! |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:12:45 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:17:35 GMT -6
Albion Enigma vs Stevie Corah
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Return to Innocence by Enigma starts playing on the background, as out of the entrance runs Albion Enigma. He stays in front of the crowd and falls on his knees, putting his hands first on the floor and then raising them up with his fists clutched. He then jumps up on his feet and gets to the ring, as he falls on his knees on the middle of the ring and lets the cheers of the crowd fill him.
Jimmy Garcia: Enigma quickly become one of UCI’s biggest fan favorites!
Gravedigger: People just like weird shit. Everyone sucks except this guy’s opponent.
As the music plays, Corah steps slowly on to the stage carrying a bottle of ale. He rips the cap off with his teeth and quickly downs it before smashing it on the ground. In his other hand is a microphone in to which he shouts over the music, announcing himself in to the match
Corah: Ladies and Gentlemen, please get to your feet, raise your beers and prepare to see the greatest fighter the world has ever seen. Consider this a preview of what’s about to happen to that fat cunt Alex Richards at Watch the Throne. Anybody of a squeamish disposition look away now because what you are about to see is nothing short of pure...Brixton...brutality.
Any fans of Corah shout the last three words with him, and he flips a finger at any that don't. He climbs into the ring and throws a few air punches, preparing for his opponent.
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Stevie shoving Albion to the ground!
Gravedigger: Back up now, but you don’t wanna stand with Stevie Corah.
Jimmy Garcia: Big clothesline from Corah, but Albion just narrowly ducks it.
Gravedigger: Running crossbody from Albion.
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KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Just like that, Corah manages to swing around into top control!
Gravedigger: Some big striking from Corah now.
Albion tries to shield his face as Corah lays into him with rights and lefts.
Jimmy Garcia: This could be an uphill battle for Albion!
As Albion continues trying to block the shots, the ref intervenes to bring order back to the fight.
Gravedigger: Standing them up here it seems.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah back after Albion!
Gravedigger: Flapjack sending Corah face first into those ropes though.
Jimmy Garcia: Sounds like the crowd liked that one!
Gravedigger: Chop block from Albion on the turnaround, guess the kid has more fight in him than I thought.
Jimmy Garcia: Pinfall attempt!
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KICKOUT!
Albion drops down into a rest hold and begins cranking down on the pressure, but is met with resistance as Stevie pushes to his feet.
Gravedigger: Corah reversing it, twisting that arm like a pretzel!
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the gut from Corah!
Gravedigger: Big knee there to follow it up.
Corah bounces back, but is met with the surprise attack from Albion.
Jimmy Garcia: Correct Answer! Big high knee from Albion!
Gravedigger: Corah popping back up now.
Jimmy Garcia: Make that two!
Corah stumbles up into Albion’s grip, being pulled towards him.
Gravedigger: Big belly to belly there.
The crowd cheers Albion’s name as their hero claps in anticipation of the potential finish.
Jimmy Garcia: Could be looking for that Enigma Solver!
Gravedigger: He has him in DDT position here.
As Albion tries to collect Stevie for the DDT, he is pushed backwards and sent off the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: MURDERZONE!
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DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Stevie Corah!
Gravedigger: That right there is why Corah is such a threat!
Jimmy Garcia: Definitely! This is a very poised Stevie Corah showing what he plans to do in next week’s main event!
Gravedigger: If this was any indicator, we’re in for a beatdown. |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:21:18 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Teo Del Sol © vs Polly Pocket
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the UCI Television Championship!
Polly’s music plays and she comes skipping out waving and smiling, with her manager, Peter, at her side. The duo then go skipping down the aisle to the ring tagging hands and hugging fans. At ringside, they both make a big lap around the ring high fiving people, throwing out little candy packets, and just being really happy and making the fans happy. From there, Polly slides into the ring and does a cute curtsy bow to each direction of the fans.
Jimmy Garcia: Here’s someone considered to be one of the brighter prospects in quite awhile!
Gravedigger: She’s definitely unique.
Demarcus Jordan: She’s alright, but she’s no Demarcus Jordan.
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applauds and chants as he rolls under the ropes into the ring.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell.
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: We’re off! One of these two will go on to face you at Watch the Throne, Demarcus.
Teo ducks a clothesline from Polly, firing back with a hurricanrana.
Gravedigger: Solid move by the wannabe beaner there.
Demarcus Jordan: Yeah, so? What’s your point, Jimmy?
Jimmy Garcia: Well, who would you prefer to face?
Teo bounces off the ropes, going for another, but is met with a dropkick from Polly on the rebound who then goes for a quick cover.
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KICKOUT!
Demarcus Jordan: Who would I prefer? It doesn’t matter. One’s a pigmy woman and other’s a pigmy man. I’d smash either one of them for occupying my spotlight.
Polly lifts Teo to his feet as Teo counters with a combination of kicks followed by a leaping DDT.
Jimmy Garcia: You sound pretty confident about next Monday.
Demarcus Jordan: I SOUND confident? How about I just show you WHY I’m confident.
Jordan removes the headset, sliding into the ring after the champion.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh come on!
Demarcus hit’s Teo with a clubbing forearm to the back of the head, causing the champion to drop to the mat.
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: This is how you prove a point.
Jimmy Garcia: This is totally unfair to both Teo and Polly!
Gravedigger: He’s showing why he’s a top dog in this business!
Demarcus removes a turnbuckle pad before lifting Polly to her feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Bad intentions here and I don’t like the look of things to come..
Gravedigger: Face first into that turnbuckle!
As Polly drops, Demarcus rolls Teo out of the ring, joining the champion at ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: Can we get someone to stop this?!
Jordan starts ripping up the protective matting, revealing a concrete floor underneath.
Gravedigger: Teo might not make it to Watch the Throne!
Jimmy Garcia: I can’t watch..
Jordan shoots a wicked grin to the camera as he pulls Teo into position for the finisher.
Gravedigger: AWESOMENESS ON THE CONCRETE!
Demarcus steps aside as medics rush to Teo’s aid.
Jimmy Garcia: Wow…
Gravedigger: If that happens when the bell rings next week, we may be looking at a new champion!
We fade to commercial as Demarcus looks down upon the battered champion. |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:22:03 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:25:56 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match Shadowlove vs Bad News Brawler vs Casey Holliday
Taylor Lorde: This triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds, Bad News Brawler!
Jimmy Garcia: Triple threat action coming up and Bad News Brawler looks like he's ready to go.
Gravedigger: When is he ever ready to go? I don't think he has much of a chance.
Jimmy Garcia: Why are you already writing him off?
Gravedigger: Can you tell me the last time he won? He's going up against the Rising Stars Champion who already beat him in her debut and Shadowlove has shown that he's no slouch himself.
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The Dynamic Duo" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove is back and he is looking to make a statement in his return to action.
Gravedigger: If this wasn't a triple threat match, I'd make a bet that this entrance will last longer than the actual match!
Jimmy Garcia: You don't need to be so blunt!
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The Dynamic Duo" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove is not going to have it easy, considering who's about to come out.
"Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits and the crowd booas as Casey Holliday comes out. However, she has a microphone in her hands and she doesn't look pleased.
Casey Holliday: Cut the music! CUT IT!
Gravedigger: It looks like the Rising Stars Champion has something to say.
Casey Holliday: As all of you know, I am a proud woman! I am someone that is a Corporate America megastar in the making! By the way this on air microphone time has been brought to you by your local friends at the United States Bankruptcy court, a place this hellhole is CLEARLY familiar with!
Casey draws some seriously loud boos for that comment.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh now that is uncalled for!
Casey Holliday: Anyway, getting down to business... I realize that competing tonight? It would RUIN my corporate profile! My sponsors will be unhappy with me if I compete in this match tonight because I've already beaten that big oaf in that ring and facing him again would affect my stock and I can't afford that. Also, if I were to compete in this match, I would be enabling youth rebellion in the United States of America because I for one, think I would be sending a bad message being part of a show that is hosted by a THUG like Eminem and I refuse to be part of that. I will NOT enable the rising thug culture among our youth, and especially in the dirty inner city of Detroit. So, due to these moral and financial reasons... I will NOT be part of this match tonight so Shadowlove... maybe another time. Have fun with Bad News Brawler though. I will do the SMART thing and keep myself fresh for my title defense next week. See you all then!
Casey drops the microphone and heads to the back.
Jimmy Garcia: Wait, are you serious? She just took herself out of this match? This is ridiculous!
Gravedigger: No, it's brilliant. I don't blame her for wanting to save herself for her title defense next week. That is bold and smart thinking by the Rising Stars Champion.
Jimmy Garcia: Either way you spin it, this is now a one on one match between Shadowlove and Bad News Brawler. The bell just rang, and this match is under way!
Shadowlove and Bad News Brawler lock up in the middle of the ring. After a few moments, Shadowlove gains the upperhand by kicking Bad News Brawler in the midsection. He then drills him in the face with a left punch. He drills a second punch. He drills a third one. Shadowlove then goes to whip Bad News Brawler towards the ropes. As Bad News Brawler comes back, Shadowlove knocks him down to the mat with a boot to the face. Next, instead of going for a quick pin fall, Shadowlove lifts up Bad News Brawler and whips him towards the nearby turnbuckle. He then rushes up at him and follows it up with a forearm smash. He then hooks him up and drags him towards the middle of the ring, drilling him into the mat with a running bulldog.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove is not wasting much time out of the gate in his return match.
Gravedigger: Definitely no ring rust! He's about to make the cover!
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Bad News Brawler KICKS OUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove kicks out of the running bulldog, but Bad News Brawler needs to get going here.
Gravedigger: He's in trouble, no dount.
Shadowlove is not too surprised. Immediately, Shadowlove lifts up Bad News Brawler and smacks him viciously across the chest. He gets him with another chop. He goes for a third one, but Bad News Brawler blocks it and gets him with an uppercut, quickly following it up with a clothesline. Bad News Brawler runs up to the ropes. He then comes back at Shadowlove, knocking him down with a spear, following it up with a series of punches. After a few punches, the ref intervenes, forcing Bad News Brawler off of Shadowlove. Bad News Brawler isn’t too pleased by this, as you can see by the expression in his eyes. Knowing how important this moment is, he lifts Shadowlove back up and smacks him across the chest. He then goes to whip Shadowlove towards the rope, but Shadowlove reverses it and kicks Bad News Brawler in the gut. Shadowlove then hooks him up and spins around, drilling him to the mat with a spinning fireman's carry slam. He lifts up Bad News Brawler and rests him atop his shoulder. He then spins around and drills him down to the mat with a spinning facebuster! Shadowlove though, doesn't cover right away.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Shadowlove has something big in mind after he just connected with two devastating moves.
Gravedigger: He's going for the finish!
Jimmy Garcia: IRIMI-KOKYUNAGE!
Crowd: DDT! DDT! DDT!
Gravedigger: Ms. Miyamoto is signaling for the end now!
Jimmy Garcia: DDT! And that should do it!
Shadowlove makes the cover, hooking the leg.
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3!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner by pinfall... Shadowlove!
Ms. Miyamoto: Kogeki!
Gravedigger: Looks like Black Rain is about to have their fun now...
Sure enough, they hit the ring and assault Bad news Brawler, with the attack culminating with a double powerbomb! Shadowlove stands above him, message sent.
Jimmy Garcia: I think it's fair to say that Shadowlove is sending a message to UCI upon his return.
Gravedigger: He's back! And for those that oppose him, that's not good news! |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:29:33 GMT -6
Jay Omega vs Karlie Nash
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner.
Jimmy Garcia: I’m sure Karlie Nash is looking to get back on track here, but this crowd is buzzing in anticipation for her opponent!
Gravedigger: Kill me now.
"Taking You Down" by Egypt Central hits the P.A. system and green lights strobe in random places throughout the crowd in time with the guitar. A thin layer of fog floats across the stage, and Jay Omega struts out to the top of the ramp.
Omega stands on the stage for a moment with his arms spread and a cocky smirk on his face, then casually makes his way down the ramp, crossing back and forth to slap hands with fans. At ringside Jay hops up onto the apron, then vaults over the ropes before crossing the ring and climbing up to the second turnbuckle. Omega poses with his right arm raised - fingers extended in the classic devil horns - and is illuminated by a flickering strobe effect from thousands of cameraphone flashbulbs. The Omega Man remains in this position for a few moments, then drops down and leans back into the corner to await the bell.
Jimmy Garcia: As I said before, this crowd is electric right now!
Gravedigger: Yay, another weird space idiot! You hear that? You hear my voice, JAMES?! That’s called sarcasm, you pleb.
DING DING DING!!
The crowd carries out loud “welcome back” chants as Jay Omega grins from ear to ear, bouncing about a bit as Nash sneers in his direction.
Jimmy Garcia: Tie up here and a quick side headlock transition from Jay Omega!
Gravedigger: Wow, how impressive.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie throwing Omega into the ropes here!
As Omega gets to the ropes, he grabs hold of them, regaining his footing as Karlie runs after him.
Gravedigger: Last time I saw two lesbians getting this rowdy, I ruined a pair of perfectly good briefs.
Omega yanks down on the rope as Karlie approaches, sending her flying over the top.
Jimmy Garcia: Omega feeling it, looking to go over the top here.
Gravedigger: You know I’m just gonna be a smark this whole time, right?
Jimmy Garcia: I’d feel let down if you weren’t.
Omega jumps through the ropes, going for the tope suicida on Nash.
Gravedigger: Wicked uppercut from Nash there!
The crowd boos as Omega is dropped like a sack of potatoes.
Jimmy Garcia: Hard impact on that one!
Gravedigger: That’s how you welcome Jay Omega back!
Nash rolls Jay back into the ring, hitting him with a couple elbows to the head as she does so.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash going to the top here!
Nash steadies herself up top, but is met by a recovering Jay Omega.
Gravedigger: Stay down, boy.
Jay leaps up, delivering a hard elbow to Karlie’s temple, rocking her a bit.
Jimmy Garcia: Big counter there!
Gravedigger: Karlie kicking Jay back though.
Jimmy Garcia: Flying dropkick from Karlie Nash and a cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Big move there and a respectable nearfall for Nash.
With a cocky smile, Nash heads back to the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Nash showing the advantage of practice perhaps.
Gravedigger: Of course.
Jimmy Garcia: Nash waiting for the perfect moment right now.
Gravedigger: Looks like she’s found it, going for the flying crossbody.
Jimmy Garcia: Omega catches her!
Gravedigger: This isn’t looking good for Nash.
Jimmy Garcia: RIDE THE LIGHTNING!
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2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Jay Omega!
The fans pop loud as the returning star has his hand raised in victory.
Gravedigger: Lame.
Jimmy Garcia: Try telling that to an arena full of Jay Omega fans!
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:30:35 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:33:49 GMT -6
Bolas de Arena vs Kuno Kenji
Jimmy Garcia: Business is certainly picking up tonight on this last Overload before the highly anticipated Watch The Throne pay-per-view! In just a moment, Kuno Kenji faces what could be his greatest challenge yet in the World's Favorite Jackass, Bolas de Arana!
Gravedigger: Kuno Kenji is, surprisingly, a former television champion, while Bolas has yet to taste championship gold here in UCI. Speak of the devil...
"Smooth Criminal" starts and the crowd goes wild as the Worlds Favorite Jackass comes out to a roar. He raises his hands in the air, does a double fist pump and runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He practically slides to the middle, striking a sexy "I'm on a bear skin rug" pose, before bouncing up and climbing a turnbuckle to the roar of his fans. He walks to the ref, shakes his hand, sticks some Monopoly money in his hand and walks away, the mask winking at the crowd as he points out pretty women and happy children in the crowd and waves to them.
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, from Asbury Park, New Jersey -- standing five-foot-six and weighing in at one-hundred seventy-five pounds -- the World's Favorite Jackass.... BOLAS DE ARANA!!!! And his opponent....
A loud, high-pitched "Nyaaaa!~" echoes over the PA system, causing the women and children, (and a few very weird adult men), to squeal in delight.
Tokameki Poporon starts playing as soft lights in baby blue, white and pink illuminate the entire arena, matching the colors on Kuno's tights as he walks out from backstage, drawing another huge pop from the crowd, his black cat ears perking up at the roar.
Not quite anticipating such an overwhelming reaction, Kuno hides his blushing face in his hands, drawing several "Aww"s from the audience.
Taylor Lorde: From Senpai's apartment -- standing five-foot-four and weighing in at one-hundred seven pounds -- he is the Kawaii Housecat.... KUNO KENJI!!!!
As the vocals of the song kick in Kuno manages to forget about how terrifying he finds the crowd as he skips down to the ring, head moving from side to side in sync with the music as he sings along.
Upon reaching the ring, Kuno jumps onto the apron and looks around before slingshotting into the ring and doing a cartwheel when he lands, rolling around into a cat-like stretch, letting out a soft "Nya~", drawing a second exclamation of "Aww" from the crowd before he makes his way to his own corner.
Jimmy Garcia: The official patting down both competitors now. A protest from Bolas as he covers his groin and backs away, shaking a finger at the referee.
Gravedigger: At least buy the guy dinner first!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas and Kuno shake hands in a show of sportsmanship, and...there's the bell! A classic collar-and-elbow tie-up ends with Bolas hammering Kenji with an elbow! Kuno shakes it off and comes back for more, taking a run at the heavier man. De Arana catches him and turns it into a belly-to-belly suplex! An early pin from Bolas!
ONE . . .
TWO --
Gravedigger: And Kuno kicks out hard! Back to his feet, Kenji circles his opponent. He grabs Bolas by the wrist and tries for a whip -- but De Arana doesn't budge! That's a sixty-plus pound weight advantage at work right there. Kenji tries again, and once again, nothing happens. Wait, no! Now Bolas with the whip, sending Kuno Kenji into the corner!
Jimmy Garcia: De Arana charges at Kuno in the corner -- BUT NOBODY'S HOME! Kenji moves out of the way just in time and Bolas de Arana is hung up in the ropes!
Gravedigger: Caught in his own web! Kuno hesitates -- Come on, kid! Now's your chance to do some real damage!
Jimmy Garcia: Kenji takes advantage, delivering a series of swift kicks to the exposed back of Bolas de Arana before the official orders him out of the corner. The former TV Champ doesn't waste a moment more -- he leaps onto Bolas and pummels him with elbow strikes as the audience counts along...
Crowd: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six --
Gravedigger: And De Arana finally shoves Kenji to the mat! Bolas climbing the turnbuckles... what has he got in mind?
Jimmy Garcia: Kuno looking to stop Bolas here -- and gets nailed with a Frankensteiner instead! Another pin attempt!
Gravedigger: But only a one-count! Both men back on their feet now and Bolas makes a grab for the much smaller Kuno; Kuno ducks and hits the ropes. Springboard bulldog! Kenji back to his feet, sprints across the ring.... Running senton!
Jimmy Garcia: Is it enough to put Bolas de Arana away? Kenji makes the pin!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Gravedigger: De Arana gets the shoulder up! Kuno Kenji looking a little frustrated now... but Bolas isn't giving him the time to dwell on it! He stomps Kenji's toe! Kick to the gut, followed by an axe kick! He is NOT letting up! He lifts Kenji up again -- Kuno fights his way out! Kuno from behind with a Tiger Suplex attempt!
Jimmy Garcia: And he HITS IT! Kuno Kenji just planted Bolas de Arana with a Tiger Suplex! Kenji looks just as surprised as Bolas!
Gravedigger: He'd better not waste any time here, Jimmy. That was pure dumb luck, and it will not keep a man like Bolas de Arana down!
Jimmy Garcia: Kenji's head is in the game now. He's climbing the ropes and he's signaling for that 630 Senton -- Yarn Ball version Two! Here it comes!
Gravedigger: And there he goes! Bolas had it scouted! He rolls out of the way and Kenji plants himself flat on the canvas! De Arana now looking to put a quick end to the Kawaii Housecat... he Bolas scoops Kuno up -- MILF DRIVER! Kenji is down and out! Bolas hooks the leg!
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TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas de Arana racks up another victory! Things are looking good for the man with TV Title aspriations after this match tonight!
As "Smooth Criminal" hits the speakers, Bolas de Arana helps Kuno Kenji to his feet and vigorously shakes his hand, giving him a reassuring pat on the shoulder. He allows the ref to raise his arm to the cheering crowd briefly before he leaves the ring |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:39:30 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Triple Threat Match Andre Holmes vs PerZag vs Saint Remi
Detroit, Michigan is proud to host another episode of Monday Night Overload in the Joe Louis Arena and the special guest GM is Detroit’s own Eminem. However, we are approaching the co-main event of the show that features a joust between two men who have personal beef with the other. Well if one considers it beef, this is pretty much an enraged man wanting to get his hands on another. We cut to the cameras showing Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger sat behind the commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Overload! Live from the Joe Louis Arena, we are now approaching the co-main event. A Triple Threat Match featuring Saint Remi of The Movement, PerZag and the Face of UCI, Andre Holmes. Boy, does Andre wants to get his hands on Remi more than anything right now- what are you doing Grave?
Gravedigger: I, my little dipshit, am sending all the congratulation tweets and gifts to Andre Holmes for his pregnancy. Now I see why he’s angry all the time, it’s the mood swings. However, that little midget needs to apologize for cockblocking Remi. He only loves Bonnie!
Jimmy Garcia: Are you kidding me Grave? He attacked The Guardians and is now pretending to love Bonnie just to spite Andre. Last week, he even sent a Doctor trying to put this facade that he’s pregnant and you’re supporting that?
Gravedigger: Aye man! Medical never lie, it’s against the law. Anyways, let’s cut to the match with my girl, Taylor Lorde, inside the ring ready to begin with the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall!
“Enemies” by Shinedown is the first of three entrance music to play around the Joe Louis Arena immediately inciting a shit ton of boos to the stage. Saint Remi walks out to stand center stage and receive all the hatred from the loyal fans of the UCI. After last week’s shenanigans, it’s safe to say that Saint has no care whatsoever on antagonizing Andre Holmes and The Guardians.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He marches down the entrance path avoiding the stretched out hands of fans behind the barricades. That slick little smirk appearing on his face in reaction to their negative behavior. Wearing a purple and black The Miz like attire with a white demon face on the crotch of the trunks and Saint Remi on the back in white letters.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 221 pounds. He is Jonah Saint Remington, Saint Remi!
Saint Remi climbs up the steel steps and holds onto the ring post. He leans back while pointing around his fingers to the fans at ringside who are throwing him the thumbs down and cursing him off. Jonah moves through the ropes and stands in the center of the ring cueing bright fireworks to explode from each corner of the ring. His music fades and he leans back in his corner relaxed for his match.
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi has made a first impression, negatively speaking but a first impression indeed. His infatuation with Bonnie Blue is causing Andre’s anger to get the better of him and the pregnancy bit was too far. How can he be relaxed knowing Andre is going to come for him full steam ahead?
Gravedigger: Because Saint is a master of mind games. He knows what he’s doing and he saw Andre’s weakness. He truly loves Bonnie but he’s messing with Andre because that temper has always gotten the better of him. So yeah, Saint Remi is ten times more smarter than Andre could ever be.
“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor cues all the lights to shut off leaving the interior of the arena to be officially dark. After a brief moment, a spotlight shines over a man wearing a black hoodie center stage. He removes the hood from over his head revealing it to be PerZag who unzips the hoodie and cracks his neck side to side. A good reaction from the Detroit crowd is always welcomed in his midst.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wearing a black singlet with black long pants, and black boots. PerZag marches down to the ring throwing Boxing combinations while also starring at Saint in his corner. The comments on social media from Remi he did not take too kindly. PerZag hops onto the apron then leans forward on the ropes staring him down but Remi waves him off believing he is not worth his time.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Benalla, Victoria, Australia! At six feet, five inches tall, weighing in at 216 pounds. He is “The Worthiest of All” PerZag!
PerZag is already against the ropes inside of the ring. He stands on the middle turnbuckle and spreads his arms out wide. He yells at the top of his lungs and bobs his head to the beat of the song. PerZag drops down from off the turnbuckles and lands in his corner preparing for the match. Once his music fades away, he points at Remi and spits some trash talk between them.
Gravedigger: Ugh...so why is PerZag in this match? I haven’t seen the dude in weeks.
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi stated that Perzag is “Andre’s bitch” and those comments on social media has gotten him all riled up. He specifically demanded to be in this match so he can get his revenge on Saint Remi from the disrespectful tweets.
Gravedigger: Oh so handicap match, okay.
UCI’s most popular guitar riff cues all the lights to shut off in the arena. Grey colored video clips of Andre Holmes preparing backstage are shown on the titantron before “Relentless” by New Years Day starts playing. All the lights start flashing and dancing around the entire audience until one major spotlight highlights Andre Holmes standing center stage under that leather black hoodie. His face is only shown and it is not a very happy one thanks to the actions of Saint Remi.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre walks down the entrance path still having that hoodie over his head. He lets the fans behind the barricade touch his body, eyes focused ONLY on Saint Remi. “Tear Me Down...It Won’t Build You Up.” The lyrics stops him in his track allowing him to assume that lone wolf pose and yell a primal scream up to the ceiling. All lights are cued back on and a line of smoke rise up from the stage in spectacular fashion.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Holmes continues on his way down to the ring before sliding on his right knee on the apron edge. He climbs up to the middle turnbuckle with smoke rising from below to cover him in that foggy mist. All lights are shut off in the arena with a spotlight shining behind his body to produce that visual effect of his silhouette to all eyes watching.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is the 2016 Killing Floor Winner, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Wearing a simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it. His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes has waited two weeks to get his hands on Saint Remi, and he’s not wasting any time! He’s going right for him now!
Gravedigger: Run Remi Run!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre took off his hoodie and threw it out of the ring before charging straight into Remi. Remi dives out through the ropes and lands down on his feet at ringside, almost tripping over backwards into the barricade. That was too close and he placed his hand against his chest needing time to relax; Andre kicks the bottom rope in frustration that he got away that quick.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
However, PerZag nails Andre from behind with a Polish Hammer into his spine. Andre collapses chest first into the turnbuckles of the corner leaving PerZag to start working his back with back to back forearms. After he’s done with those continuous, he holds onto the arm of his opponent and whips him into the opposing corner. Andre’s back is glued against the turnbuckles but his body even more glued when PerZag squashes his weight against him.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: I told you Jimmy! One step ahead of Andre, he distracted him and PerZag is beating the crap out of him. A good strategy of the Triple Threat match is to let all your opponents do the work and then jump in when the opportunity arrives.
PerZag helps Andre back up to his feet in the center of the ring. Unfortunately for Andre, PerZag is both the taller and larger opponent thus a knee into his ribs makes him drop onto his fours. Helping him back up again, Andre is lifted upside down in the air in a Suplex Position with Remi clapping PerZag on for his strength. One good swing back into the canvas and Holmes is slammed harshly on that spine again.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: A great display of strength from PerZag with a Stalling Suplex. Here’s the pin attempt!
One!
Andre kicks out from the pin attempt and PerZag sits up. He sees Saint Remi cheering him at ringside and gets off his feet to approach the ropes. Remi backs up with his hands raised obviously showing no participation in this match. That little interaction between the two has given Andre enough time to recover so when PerZag turns around, he’s clocked in the temple with a sick Enziguri Kick!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PerZag stumbles back into the ropes and Andre gets back up off the landing from that kick. He is right in front of PerZag striking his chin with fast Boxing combinations before transitioning into the Muay Thai portion of his MMA. Roundhouse Kicks from the right leg are struck in his chest, stinging harder each blow until he leans into him with the right arm taken in an attempt to Irish Whip PerZag.
Jimmy Garcia: Sick Roundhouse Kicks into the chest after that brutal Enziguri Kick by Andre. We’ve seen first hand exactly the type of striker he is and now he’s trying to whip Perzag into the ropes but PerZag spins around whipping him!
Andre runs into the ropes then rebounds to duck under the right arm thrown by PerZag. Instead, he hops onto the middle rope then Springboards back over to PerZag to grapple his head under right armpit before spinning around into the canvas. A Springboard Tornado DDT spikes PerZag on the top of his head before he rolls over onto his back.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
He sits up from the Tornado DDT and looks at Saint Remi at ringside taunting him. Andre cracks his neck and rolls under the bottom rope to start a cat and mouse chase. Remi is running around the ring for his life while Andre is almost catching up to him. He slides into the ring leaving Andre to slide in right after but just when Andre gets even close, he actually runs into a Spear from PerZag!
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was actually funny as fuck! Good on ya’ Saint Remi! You smart as hell!
Turned inside out, Andre’s body flips backwards onto his stomach. Saint leans back into the ropes laughing his ass off from outsmarting his worst nightmare again. Before PerZag can even get a hand on Remi, he’s already out of the ring to ringside. Andre is rolling back and forth covering his ribs with both arms. PerZag keeps Andre in the corner and starts beating his ribs down with boots into his midsection.
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE!
PerZag tosses Andre into the opposing corner again but Andre uses the middle turnbuckles to jump over the top rope and land on the apron. He sees the large figure rushing to knock him off so a quick Gamengiri with the foot kicking the temple stings him hard in the head to push him back a few steps. Andre tries to jump onto the top rope but Remi catches him by the foot and drags him to ringside with his chin smacking against the apron edge on the way down.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi really likes to get on Andre’s nerves. Andre managed to counter PerZag with a Gamengiri but when he went for a Springboard maneuver, Remi held his ankle and dropped him to ringside. Now Remi is pointing and laughing at Andre! This is just sick!
Remi rolls Andre into the ring and PerZag is back in action. He helps Andre back onto his feet again before lifting him to sit down onto the top turnbuckle. He stands on the middle turnbuckle grappling Andre in that Suplex position before lifting him vertically upside down in the air for a few moments. PerZag falls back and both men’s backs are slapped against the canvas from all the way up!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: TOP ROPE SUPLEX! SIGNATURE MOVE OF PERZAG! REMI, YES, REMI! PERFECT TIME TO STRIKE!
As soon as PerZag sits up from the Top Rope Suplex, Remi rebounds off the ropes to drop that Sliding Right Knee straight into his temple. PerZag’s head snaps back almost into a whiplash from the impact and Saint Remi rises back to his feet with his arms spread out wide. He is laughing at the two men down on the canvas but the Detroit crowd are booing this man like hell.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Well Gravedigger, you were right. Saint Remi may have this match after all and he outsmarted both competitors. Here’s the pin attempt on PerZag!
One!
Two!
PerZag kicks out before the three count is made and Saint can’t believe it. He looks back and forth between the two men before diving on top of Andre to hook the leg and create another pin attempt out of desperation.
One!
Two!
Thr-
Andre shoots his right shoulder up and Saint stands on his feet pissed off. He stomps on the canvas and spreads his arms out wide, ready to put Andre out of his misery. Andre stands back up after a few moments and leans back into Remi who locks his arms in a Full Nelson. He tries to sweep the leg to trip him forward but the man he’s holding is too technical for him.
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! FUCK OFF ANDRE!
Holmes rolls forward onto the canvas with Remi with both men on their backs before switching into Side Control. An arm around his neck and hands interlocked behind his head, he switches over to his other side and locks in the Arm Triangle. Remi is caught in this tight submission hold and is losing breath every time Andre keeps moving his body away from his.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: ARM TRIANGLE! ARM TRIANGLE! REMI GOT A LITTLE TOO COCKY AND GOT CAUGHT INTO ANDRE’S SUBMISSION GAME!
PerZag is already back up and grappled his large hands around Andre’s head. The submission is broken and Saint rolls out of the ring before moving back up the entrance path clutching his neck. Finally getting his breath back, he couldn’t believe how close he was to being choked out. In the ring, PerZag shoves Andre’s head in between his thighs and signals to everyone that it’s over.
Jimmy Garcia: PERZAG IS SETTING HIM UP FOR THE WORTHIEST MOVE OF ALL! THIS IS GOING TO END THE MATCH AND A VICTORY OVER- NO! ANDRE HOLMES IS STILL ALIVE!
Andre spins out from his clutches and uses that same velocity in his spin to nearly knock out PerZag with a Tornado Kick. PerZag collapses onto his knees wondering where the hell he is until Andre sidesteps on his right leg to Thrust Kick him behind the ear. The impact echoes everywhere around the interior of the arena and PerZag timbers forward onto his face.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: THRUST KICK! THAT’S ILLEGAL, BEHIND THE EARS! DISQUALIFY HIM!
Jimmy Garcia: HERE’S THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
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Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Andre Holmes!
“Relentless” by New Years Day plays around the arena and Andre gets up from the canvas before having his arm raised by the referee. He stands in front of the ropes holding up two fingers nearly touching each other to warn Remi he was THAT close from being choked out. Saint Remi is standing on the stage rubbing his throat, and shaking his head while Andre is chuckling evilly under his breath.
Gravedigger: Once again Andre has to be the party pooper and ruin everything. He doesn’t understand that Saint Remi is a man on borrowed time and has fallen in love with the only person he could save him. Andre Holmes is a flat out murderer! Congratulations, you killed someone again! COMMERCIAL! |
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:40:42 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 24, 2017 1:47:28 GMT -6
Main Event UCI Tag Team Championship Tag Team Match The Guardians © vs Sebastian Reid/Trevor Lomax
After we’ve witnessed such a great Triple Threat match in the co-main event, the fans have waited for the biggest match on the card. The Guardians will defend their Tag Team Championships against Sebastian Reid and Trevor Lomax who are well acquainted with each other. With nothing to absolutely spare, the cameras cut back to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger ready to call the action for the last time.
Jimmy Garcia: We are finally here and it’s time for the biggest match on this week’s episode of Monday Night Overload. The UCI Tag Team Championships are on the line with Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue of the Guardians defending against the challengers, Sebastian Reid and Trevor Lomax!
Gravedigger: Thank God, I can’t stand walking into the arenas and seeing those weird space fucks hold all the belts time and time again. Every Tag Team Championship reign has had a Guardian attached to it and I’ve had enough! They are selfish fucks who hog everything for themselves and refuse to help with the progression of the company.
Jimmy Garcia: Sebastian Reid and Trevor Lomax are all associated with #TheMovement especially with the attack on The Guardians. They believe that they are the rightful main eventers and should be the UCI Tag Team Champions. The Guardians, however, disagrees with that statement and responded by saying that an attack from behind is a cowardly attempt of making a name known in this business.
Gravedigger: Well who cares what they think? The UCI Tag Team Championships are coming to Sebastian Reid and Trevor Lomax! Let’s go, it’s go time bitches! Guardians. Shall. Lose!
“Forgot about Dre” by Dr. Dre strikes the surround system around the Joe Louis Arena and already we witness the Detroit crowd throwing an insane amount of boo’s and negative reactions to the stage. Sebastian Reid and Trevor Lomax come out from the back to center stage where they both look at each other than pound their fists against each other as a sign of respect.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
As they begin their walk down the entrance path, they ignore the fans behind the barricades throwing up disrespectful body gestures and their harsh insults. It’s obvious that the title challengers are confident or more so arrogant enough to have faith in their abilities not as single competitors but as a tag team. Sebastian and Trevor even taunt some of the raging fans as a way to satisfy their own egos on their way to the ring.
Gravedigger: Damn! Look at my bois struttin’ their stuff down to the ring. This is what champions look like, act like 24/7. You don’t ever have to surround yourself with weirdos and these idiot fans, it’s all about making sure you’re known to be the only top dog that matters in the Tag Team Division. Something The Guardians will never have. Star Quality up in dis’ bitch.
Trevor Lomax and Sebastian Reid are already inside the ring. They both stand on the middle turnbuckles in different corners posing to the fans at ringside who absolutely hate the view of them. Trevor is the first to climb down then Sebastian who accompanies him in their designated Tag Team corner. With their music faded away, they discuss game plans while ignoring the roaring crowd.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Jimmy Garcia: Sebastian Reid, the former UCI Rising Stars Champion, shocked the world when he orchestrated the attack on The Guardians. As a result of his plans, The Guardians wanted to face him and his partner, Trevor Lomax, in the match even with the UCI Tag Team Championships on the line. You have to give The Guardians the respect they deserve for fighting anyone any time.
All the lights in the arena are darkened, nothing is seen except the lights from fans’ phones. A quick tempo follows the beat for flashing strobe lights all around the audience the moment a guitar riff picks up. “Rick and Morty Meets Metal” cues two spotlights to show Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards standing on each side of the stage with thick fog covering the structure.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bonnie taps the UCI Intercontinental and Tag Team Championship belts around her waist before sprinting like a madwoman down the entrance path. She also gives high fives to the outstretched hands of fans behind the barricades while Alex walks at a pretty relaxed pace with his UCI Tag Team Championship belt hanging from around his right shoulder.
Jimmy Garcia: The Guardian's have held every record, nearly all the accomplishments in the UCI. Nothing can be disrespected about their success in the company, one can even argue that they are the foundation of UCI. Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards are at the pinnacle of their success but tonight that success could be over if Sebastian Reid and Trevor Lomax defeat them.
Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards are standing on middle turnbuckles in separate corners. Alex raises his UCI Tag Team Championship belt with both hands held on each side of his strap and Bonnie raises both her championship belts with that big smile on her face. Trevor and Sebastian in their corner consciously staring them down as Bonnie and Alex are gathered in their designated corner. With the lights returned to normal, Taylor Lord steps into the center of the ring for the match introductions.
Gravedigger: Here we go! Now I have to sit down and watch these fucks parade around like they own the place. How do I describe the Fucking Guardians? Boooorrrriiiinnnnnggggg!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our main event of the evening! It is a Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI Tag Team Championships!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the challengers! The team of Sebastian Reid, and Trevor Lomax!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Trevor Lomax points down to Alex and Bonnie who shake their heads at their opponents. Sebastian leans his back against the turnbuckles with his arms folded in front of his chest, a pretty relaxed posture while his partner is too busy talking trash like he’s got nothing better to do.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! They are the UCI Tag Team Champions, Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards, The Guardians!
Bonnie and Alex hand over their Tag Team Championship belts to the referee who raises them high in the center of the ring. Taylor Lorde leaves the ring and the Tag Titles are handed to a ringside crew member. With everything in motion, Bonnie Blue and Trevor Lomax both start out for their respective teams. The referee waves his arm and the main event is now underway.
Ding Ding Ding!
Bonnie and Trevor both leave the ring respectfully but Trevor charges into in an attempt to Clothesline her into the canvas. Bonnie has other plans she trips him face first onto the canvas then runs into the ropes ahead of her. When she rebounds back into Trevor standing on his right knee, he suffers a Dropkick into the skull nearly taking him off the canvas.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Although Trevor is the larger and taller opponent, it’s no match against the veteran experience of Bonnie Blue. He nearly topples over from the crazy Dropkick but Bonnie takes a page out of her fellow Guardian’s book by lighting his chest up with back to back Roundhouse Kicks. The last kick, she backs up to create some distance, Bonnie steps forward to clock in his head before Trevor catches the leg.
Crowd: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Jimmy Garcia: This match has already started and we’re already seeing a fast pace of action. Trevor Lomax tried to blindside Bonnie but Bonnie saw it coming from a mile. Now she kicked him in the chest over and over but Lomax has caught the last kick and now Bonnie is hopping on one foot!
Trevor spins Bonnie around and she uses the momentum of the velocity of the swing. She leaps off the canvas in a sideways flip to Cartwheel Kick her foot into Lomax’s skull thus sending him onto the canvas. Sebastian can’t bear to watch this match on the apron and Alex is clapping for the support of Bonnie who lies on top of Trevor for the first pin attempt of the match!
One!
Tw-
Trevor kicks out and Bonnie gets back up to her feet. When she looks at Trevor rising up to his right knee, she charges back into the ropes behind her only to have her hair grabbed by Sebastian Reid. Bonnie is stopped in her tracks and turns around to slap the bitter taste out of Reid’s mouth. When she turns around, she suffers a brutal Running Elbow that knocks her back into the canvas.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Gotcha Bonnie! You gotta be quicker den’ dat!
Trevor drags her by the skull and tags in Sebastian who slowly gets into the ring. With the help of his partner, Lomax scoops her right off the canvas before dropping her back across the laid out knee of Sebastian Reid. The two together perform a Scoop Slam into a Backbreaker as Bonnie drops off Reid’s knee and he goes for the pin attempt!
Gravedigger: Ooooooh! Scoop Slam into a Backbreaker! I love these two mothafuckas already, they combining moves to kill a Guardian!
One!
Two!
Bonnie kicks out of the pin attempt. Sebastian kneels over her and starts dropping forearms into her forehead while she’s covering up. He’s doing this while taunting Alex who almost gets inside the ring but the referee holds him back. That little distraction allows Reid to even kick her in the cunt for sheer disrespect and Bonnie rolls around in pain.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian grasps his hands around her head and helps her back up to her feet. He slaps her in the face a few times to mess with her until lifting her up in a Sidewalk Slam to drop her across his knee again a Backbreaker. She lays across his knee for a moment then he shoves her off onto the canvas for another pin attempt with the leg raised.
One!
Two!
Showing the resiliency, Bonnie kicks out again and Sebastian is getting mad. He helps her back up again and this time, he whips her off into the ropes. A spark ignites in Bonnie when she hops onto the middle rope and springboards back into Sebastian to knee him in the chin. He falls down onto the canvas face first along with Bonnie. The two competitors exhausted after taking such a devastating blow to their bodies.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: What will it take to put Bonnie Blue down?! She has taken so much strikes, grappling and was on the defensive for so long yet every time she is pinned, she kicks out. That is the spirit of a champion running through her veins; Bonnie refuses to quit no matter what happens.
Bonnie and Sebastian are crawling to their corners. Unfortunately, Sebastian makes it first and tags in Trevor who get inside the ring pretty quickly. He grabs Bonnie by the ankle and pulls her into the center of the ring where he tries to go for a German Suplex. She breaks the hold off his arms and spins around to knock him down to his knee with a Rolling Elbow. Before you know it, one good leap and the tag is made!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: OH GOD NO!
Alex gets inside the ring and starts dropping Trevor with back to back Clothesline. The final Clothesline is slung across his chest before Richards lifts him right off the canvas before landing a beautiful Uranage Backbreaker. Trevor rolls off from the knee and Sebastian Reid gets up on the apron witnessing the demise of his team come into action.
Jimmy Garcia: Alex Richards has been tagged in and already dropping bodies in the ring! Trevor Lomax is in serious trouble but here comes Sebastian to help his partner out!
Sebastian gets inside the ring and rushes into Alex nearly knocking him into a corner with a Running Forearm Shot into the temple. There he starts working with boots into his midsection until his opponent shoves him back a few steps. Richards steps forward and nails a Superkick into the chin of Reid that forces him all the way into the ropes behind him.
Gravedigger: SUPERKICK!
One good spring off the ropes and it kicks his transmission into third gear. He charges into Alex who moves right out of the way and Sebastian accidentally Spears Trevor Lomax into the canvas. Nobody expected that to happen and Reid stands on his knees wondering what to do. He didn’t mean to spear his partner and Bonnie comes flying off the top rope to land that Springboard Bulldog on Sebastian!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: SEBASTIAN REID ACCIDENTALLY SPEARED HIS PARTNER AND BONNIE BLUE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!
Gravedigger: NOT LIKE THIS! NOT AGAIN!
Sebastian rolls out of the ring leaving Trevor to get back up on wobbly knees. Bonnie and Alex both look at each other then nod their heads. They sidestep at the same time before Double Superkicking Trevor straight into the chin where he falls backwards into the canvas.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: DOUBLE SUPERKICK! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners and STILL the UCI Tag Team Champions, The Guardians!
Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards receive their championship belts where their arms are raised in the center of the ring. Sebastian pulls Trevor out of the ring while the champions retain their belts and celebrate inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Another successful defense for The Guardians. Tonight they proved that they could do anything if they put their minds together and dominated the match as a well oiled machine. Thank you all for tuning into another episode of Monday Night Overload and we’ll see you next time for UCI Presents: Watch The Throne! |
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