Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle
May 18, 2016 22:26:27 GMT -6
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Post by Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle on May 18, 2016 22:26:27 GMT -6
Character Name: Luke
Nickname: "Plagueson of Nurgle," "DAT BOI LUKE" (he is not a fan of this nickname however, because these memes do not have enough katanas), "Dirty Dick Death Machine"
Hometown: The largest room in his dorm
Height: 6'6 (billed by himself and only himself) 5'9 (reality)
Weight: 350 lbs
Alignment: Edgelord
In-Ring Style: Kawaii ninja katana sparklefest (AKA lumbering slow generic big guy stuff with added stank)
Bio:
Luke isn't a good guy. He isn't a bad guy. He's THAT GUY.
Not much is known about Luke's origins, for even the man himself gives conflicting reports. Some say he won $30,000 in a Counter-Strike tournament but had to give the money back because he was Wallhacking. Others say he was a motocross champ who had to retire because he broke his spine in four places (he got better tho). Others recall the famous incident where Luke attacked the Sunday School field-trip to Pizza Hut with a cabbage and still lost.
However, there are a few things we know for certain. Born into a rich family, Luke has no use for peasant shit like cleanliness, social skills, or basic human decency.
Attire: Moldy T-shirt, stained sweatpants, custom-made Sketchers light up sneaks.
Theme song: "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park
Pic Base:
Entrance:
"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits the speakers and Luke lumbers down to the ring, accompanied by his invisible gf, M. Lady. He flashes his hairy palms for the camera, before taking a swig from his cup. He places the cup on the steps before ascending them and awkwardly stumbling into the ring.
Favorite moves:
Hairy palm big slap
Screaming
Sulking
Listening to Linkin Park
Zangief's Atomic Buster (always botched, he just ends up dumping them on their head)
Complaining to the ref/Rule sharking
Watching people piss
Kenny Omega's One Winged Angel (stumbles, dumping opponent throat first across the top rope)
Signature move(s):
#Kawaiiexplosion - Vice grip with his greasy hairy palms
#BestDMEver - Moves the goalposts so far, so fast that no man could ever reach them
Finisher(s):
#c00l3rth4nu - Throws a PC at his opponent
#sippysippy - reveals the contents of his cup to his opponent
Manager (optional): M. Lady, his invisible gf. She real tho.
NOTE: Always sits on his opponent for the pin.
Nickname: "Plagueson of Nurgle," "DAT BOI LUKE" (he is not a fan of this nickname however, because these memes do not have enough katanas), "Dirty Dick Death Machine"
Hometown: The largest room in his dorm
Height: 6'6 (billed by himself and only himself) 5'9 (reality)
Weight: 350 lbs
Alignment: Edgelord
In-Ring Style: Kawaii ninja katana sparklefest (AKA lumbering slow generic big guy stuff with added stank)
Bio:
Luke isn't a good guy. He isn't a bad guy. He's THAT GUY.
Not much is known about Luke's origins, for even the man himself gives conflicting reports. Some say he won $30,000 in a Counter-Strike tournament but had to give the money back because he was Wallhacking. Others say he was a motocross champ who had to retire because he broke his spine in four places (he got better tho). Others recall the famous incident where Luke attacked the Sunday School field-trip to Pizza Hut with a cabbage and still lost.
However, there are a few things we know for certain. Born into a rich family, Luke has no use for peasant shit like cleanliness, social skills, or basic human decency.
Attire: Moldy T-shirt, stained sweatpants, custom-made Sketchers light up sneaks.
Theme song: "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park
Pic Base:
Entrance:
"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits the speakers and Luke lumbers down to the ring, accompanied by his invisible gf, M. Lady. He flashes his hairy palms for the camera, before taking a swig from his cup. He places the cup on the steps before ascending them and awkwardly stumbling into the ring.
Favorite moves:
Hairy palm big slap
Screaming
Sulking
Listening to Linkin Park
Zangief's Atomic Buster (always botched, he just ends up dumping them on their head)
Complaining to the ref/Rule sharking
Watching people piss
Kenny Omega's One Winged Angel (stumbles, dumping opponent throat first across the top rope)
Signature move(s):
#Kawaiiexplosion - Vice grip with his greasy hairy palms
#BestDMEver - Moves the goalposts so far, so fast that no man could ever reach them
Finisher(s):
#c00l3rth4nu - Throws a PC at his opponent
#sippysippy - reveals the contents of his cup to his opponent
Manager (optional): M. Lady, his invisible gf. She real tho.
NOTE: Always sits on his opponent for the pin.