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Nov 23, 2016 1:09:59 GMT -6
Bonnie Blue, "Relentless" Andre Holmes, and 1 more like this
Post by SHADOWLOVE on Nov 23, 2016 1:09:59 GMT -6
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UCI.COM caught up with the first couple of the UCI after “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove defeated Jamo in what turned out to be a “non-sanctioned”, sanctioned Hardcore Match with Jamo on Overload. The backstage of the TD Garden was jammed pack with equipment, cables, swearing technicians, cameramen negotiated lighting arrangements, print reporters, gossiping and doodling in their notebooks, television reporters hustled around looking for scraps of information or rumors to give them the edge on their compadres.
“The Face Of The Franchise”, the whole “F’N” Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name, “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove, was never one to pass up a photo op and starts posing down like a fashion model on a catwalk. Photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi.The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, the “Fashionista Sensei” Ms Miyamoto, takes her proper place, cradling up against his body and caressing his muscular chest with her fingers. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face showing off the incandescent green eyes of the Goddess of Shadowlove and a 21st century female samurai warrior known for her bravery and strength. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
“Was there really beyond anyone's shadow of a doubt that “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san and Bonnie Blue would be named to this, this fallacy known as Team Spencer-san to go up against another fallacy known as Team Price-san? What exactly is this, this “Civil War” supposed to be all about anyways? General Manager Jayson Price-san is pretty much non-existent in this organization and Spencer Adams-san is, well, Spencer Adams-san. Does the hierarchy of the United Championship Infinite really think that the likes of Karlie Nash, Calvin Street-san, PerZag-san, and Kevin Bishop-san, actually deserve a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship? Rather or not, it is Andre Holmes-san or Celeste Mallory? Those part-time, no-show, newbie wannabes do not, I repeat, DO NOT stand a chance in hell, pardon my French, against the likes of Andre Holmes-san and Celeste Mallory, much less against Mogui-san, Stevie Corah-san, Bonnie Blue, and “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san. Spencer Adams-san and Jayson Price-san, you two idiot savants, really mean to tell everyone in this organization that Mogui-san, Stevie Corah-san, Jack Schlongson-san vs Alex Richards-san, Bonnie Blue, Shadowlove-san wouldn’t have made more sense as a Co-Main Event and put more arses in the seats of the home of wrestling, Madison Square Garden? End. . . Of. . . Story!”
Backstage of the TD Garden erupts, becoming more chaotic, as the reporters begin shouting, “Shadowlove, Shadowlove, Shadowlove!” and the photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi, once again, as "The Dynamic Duo" exits, stage right.
UCI.COM caught up with the first couple of the UCI after “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove defeated Jamo in what turned out to be a “non-sanctioned”, sanctioned Hardcore Match with Jamo on Overload. The backstage of the TD Garden was jammed pack with equipment, cables, swearing technicians, cameramen negotiated lighting arrangements, print reporters, gossiping and doodling in their notebooks, television reporters hustled around looking for scraps of information or rumors to give them the edge on their compadres.
“The Face Of The Franchise”, the whole “F’N” Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name, “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove, was never one to pass up a photo op and starts posing down like a fashion model on a catwalk. Photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi.The Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, the “Fashionista Sensei” Ms Miyamoto, takes her proper place, cradling up against his body and caressing his muscular chest with her fingers. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face showing off the incandescent green eyes of the Goddess of Shadowlove and a 21st century female samurai warrior known for her bravery and strength. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
“Was there really beyond anyone's shadow of a doubt that “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san and Bonnie Blue would be named to this, this fallacy known as Team Spencer-san to go up against another fallacy known as Team Price-san? What exactly is this, this “Civil War” supposed to be all about anyways? General Manager Jayson Price-san is pretty much non-existent in this organization and Spencer Adams-san is, well, Spencer Adams-san. Does the hierarchy of the United Championship Infinite really think that the likes of Karlie Nash, Calvin Street-san, PerZag-san, and Kevin Bishop-san, actually deserve a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship? Rather or not, it is Andre Holmes-san or Celeste Mallory? Those part-time, no-show, newbie wannabes do not, I repeat, DO NOT stand a chance in hell, pardon my French, against the likes of Andre Holmes-san and Celeste Mallory, much less against Mogui-san, Stevie Corah-san, Bonnie Blue, and “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san. Spencer Adams-san and Jayson Price-san, you two idiot savants, really mean to tell everyone in this organization that Mogui-san, Stevie Corah-san, Jack Schlongson-san vs Alex Richards-san, Bonnie Blue, Shadowlove-san wouldn’t have made more sense as a Co-Main Event and put more arses in the seats of the home of wrestling, Madison Square Garden? End. . . Of. . . Story!”
Backstage of the TD Garden erupts, becoming more chaotic, as the reporters begin shouting, “Shadowlove, Shadowlove, Shadowlove!” and the photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi, once again, as "The Dynamic Duo" exits, stage right.
