|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 1:46:28 GMT -6
David Smith vs Abigail Lindsay
Fireworks fill the TD Garden as we pan to a shot of Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia stationed at their table in front of thousands of screaming fans. Jimmy Garcia: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a big go home edition of Overload! With Civil War just one week away, we've got championships on the line and tensions boiling over! Gravedigger: Tonight's really all about the matchups and speaking of that, we've got a match between two top newcomers, so let's not waste another moment here! The camera pans to the ring where ring announcer Taylor Lorde gleams towards all those watching. Taylor Lorde: The following is schedule for one fall! Introducing first, from Kosovo, David Smith! The arena is in silence, as the sound of a hammer hitting the iron is heard in the background three times. As it stops, Freak on a Leash by Korn starts playing as David Smith appears on the entrance in a very calm state. He starts walking toward the ring one step to another, as explosions are fired on the background. He gets to the ring and grabs the top rope and with it's help jumps on the apron. He enters through the top and middle rope and gets to a turnbuckle. He climbs it in the second turnbuckle and looks over at the crowd, slams his clutched fist twice on his right chest muscle and the raise his fist up while shouting " Feel the Hammmerrrrrr". Jimmy Garcia: What can be said about David Smith? Gravedigger: Brute strength! This man right here comes to UCI with a tough physical discipline and that only means bad things for the opposition. Jimmy Garcia: It’s safe to say Smith will look to take advantage of that! Taylor Lorde: His opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Abigail Lindsay! A loud purrrrrrrrrring engine can be heard from somewhere in the arena. The chorus of"Skylar Grey - Wreak Havoc begins the play. Suddenly, a motorcycle burst from backstage. It stops at the top of the ramp, the person driving the motorcycle briefly takes off her helmet, revealing herself to be Serenity. She places the helmet back on and drives down to the ringside area. She circles the ring twice. The bike comes to a halt. Serenity slides off, takes off her helmet. She hops on the apron apron, proving how flexible she is she lifts one leg off, then drops down in a full split. she slides under the bottom rope. She slumps down into the corner waiting for the match to start. Jimmy Garcia: Twitter has been blowing up with buzz over this woman right here, Abigail Lindsay! Gravedigger: For good reason! This one right here is a real wildcard! Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’re finally about to see this clash of cunning versus muscle play out as the ref looks ready to kick this one off! DING DING DING!! Gravedigger: Smith grabbing Lindsay around the waist immediately here, that strength alreadyh on display as Lindsay is driven into the corner! Jimmy Garcia: Midsection hitting hard against the turnbuckles! Gravedigger: Lindsay trying her best with those clubbing forearms, but Smith just continues ramming his opponent into that post. Jimmy Garcia: He’s looking to use his biggest weapon in this one right away and I think he’s also wasting no time in trying to end this as soon as possible! Gravedigger: Abigail slumping down a bit with that last one as Smith takes to the opposite end, looking to do some serious damage. Jimmy Garcia: Knee trembler! Gravedigger: No! Lindsay sliding right under Smith, that one catching the powerhouse by surprise! Jimmy Garcia: Hurricanrana by Abigail on the turnaround and the cover! 1! NO! Gravedigger: Smith benching Lindsay off him and just launching her across the ring, my god! Jimmy Garcia: It’s like he wasn’t even phased by Lindsay’s attempt at offense! Gravedigger: Lindsay quick to her feet, running off the ropes in anticipation of the stronger foe. Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut from Smith! Gravedigger: Abigail Lindsay just got the wind knocked out of her and I gotta say that each of these shots from Smith just look absolutely devastating when they land. Jimmy Garcia: Smith has her up, vertical suplex position here! Gravedigger: Smith dropping Lindsay back first right into the knee, vicious backbreaker landing! 1! 2! KICKOUT! Jimmy Garcia: That’s a rough move to take early on and it shows as Lindsay just hardly manages to stay in this one! Gravedigger: Well, it speaks wonders about the dominant in ring style that Smith is known for, reminds me a bit of former TV champion Chase Jackson! Jimmy Garcia: Very fair comparison, Digger! Gravedigger: Now, if I can see like fifty spears in a row, I can go home happy! Jimmy Garcia: Smith yanking Lindsay back to her feet! Gravedigger: Hard right and lefts from Lindsay though as she looks to mount a comeback. Jimmy Garcia: Spinning heel kick out of nowhere from Lindsay! Gravedigger: The big man goes down! Jimmy Garcia: Crowd firmly behind Lindsay and this exciting style we see popping out in the offense she has managed to get in against UCI’s newest Goliath! Gravedigger: Lindsay to the top, looking for flight as Smith looks stunned getting to his feet. Jimmy Garcia: Flying hurricanrana by Lindsay! Gravedigger: SMITH HAS HER! SMITH CATCHES LINDSAY! Jimmy Garcia: Powerbomb position as Smith swings the weight back up! Gravedigger: FALLING HAMMER! Jimmy Garcia: That powerbomb has to be the death blow as Lindsay is dropped like a sack of potatoes! Gravedigger: The cover! 1! 2! NO! Jimmy Garcia: How on Earth is Abigal Lindsay still in this after that one?! Gravedigger: Desire, Jimmy. These are two big name acquisitions for this company and they’re aware of that! Jimmy Garcia: Smith screaming out, looking to close it out! Gravedigger: In position for an omega driver! Jimmy Garcia: Lindsay manages to slip loose just enough! Gravedigger: Enzuigiri from Abigail Lindsay as Smith drops to his knees! Jimmy Garcia: Going up top once more! Gravedigger: I think both of these competitors know that in UCI, the next move could be the end. Action is fast paced here and every move counts! Jimmy Garcia: Abigail looking to prove just that! Gravedigger: HOLY SHIT! Jimmy Garcia: She calls that one Serenity Now! Big shooting star ddt, planting Smith hard and it looks like lights out! 1! 2! 3! DING DING DING!! Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Abigail Lindsay! Gravedigger: What a hard hitting contest and what a finish from Abigail Lindsay! Jimmy Garcia: You’re not kidding! We’re gonna need a replay on that ending! Gravedigger: Great way to kickoff Overload! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 1:49:17 GMT -6
Karlie Nash vs Bad News Wheeler
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Linda steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Linda and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Linda walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner
Gravedigger: You know Jimmy, I was talking to Karlie Nash beforehand and she told me that men like you are the reason she likes women!
Jimmy Garcia: That's not true at all!
Gravedigger: And how would you know? I'm a former world champion. Smart, young wrestlers talk to me. And this Karlie Nash is a smart wrestler. I can only think of one good reason to align yourself with Jayson Price, that's a free ticket to the co main event of Civil War. She did that. I look for Karlie to end her losing streak here tonight and perhaps pick up that world title shot by winning the Civil War match.
Then Real American begins to play as the Bad News Brawler steps through the curtain looking extra pissed off.
Jimmy Garcia: I didn't think the Bad News Brawler had any ring music.
The brawler suddenly turns around and heads to the back. A scream is heard and the music stops. The Brawler looks back out yelling at fans and generally looking pissed off.
Gravedigger: Looks like he solved that problem doesn't it?
Jimmy Garcia: Poor Tom, he was only trying to help.
Gravedigger: Guy like the Brawler. He doesn't need or want any help.
Bad News Brawler enters the ring and immediately thrusts his crotch in the direction of Nash's manager then yells at Karlie What the Fuck are you doing here?
Jimmy Garcia: Bad News Brawler seems guininely offended that Karlie didn't take his advice and give him her girlfriend's number and bow out of the match.
Karlie responds by blasting the Brawler with a right hand and then pulling the black t shirt he wore to the ring over his head and unloading on him with punch after punch!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie using her hockey background at the beginning of this contest.
Gravedigger: I heard a rumor that Karlie used to play in a men's league because she would rather beat up the guys.
Karlie stomps away on the Brawler as he rolls out of the ring to get a break. Karlie yells at the Brawler from the ring but he grabs her by the ankle and pulls her to the floor and both competitors trade punches again on the arena floor, this time Brawler gets the advantage b y raking the eyes then dropping Nash with a headbutt! Bad News Brawler wraps his hands around the throat on Nash and begins to choke her out on the arena floor.
Jimmy Garcia: Bad News needs to be careful here. The referee is laying the count on both people.
Gravedigger: You think a guy like him cares if they both get counted out? He just wants to hurt someone.
Bad News Brawler however does roll back into the ring to break the count and chases the referee around the ring telling him to shut the fuck up. He then rolls out the other side and says something crass to Linda who proceeds to slap him. The Brawler cocks his fist only to be low blowed from behind by Karlie Nash who snaps suplexes him down on the floor!
Jimmy Garcia: I don't think threatening to lay out Karlie's woman was a smart move from the Brawler.
Gravedigger: That remains to be seen. He did certainly get in Nash's head.
Karlie tosses the Brawler back into the ring and then says something to Linda. She then grabs the Bad News Brawler's legs and pulls him right into the ring post crotching him! She goes to slam the Brawler's leg against the ring post but he kicks out with his free leg knocking Karlie right into the steel barrier.
Gravedigger: See what I mean? Karlie got so mad she made a mistake and he was able to take advantage.
Bad News rolls out to the floor again breaking the count and he executes a clothesline snapping the back of Karlie's head off the steel barrier. While Karlie is hurt Bad News removes the mats from the arena floor and slams Karlie on the exposed cement.
Jimmy Garcia: Both of these competitors are looking for their first win. It looks like the Brawler might be well on his way to earning it.
The Brawler tosses Nash back into the ring, bounces off the ropes and executes a legdrop. He makes a cover.
1..
2..
kick out from Nash!
The Brawler then chokes Karlie with both hands, while biting her face and chewing out the referee for a slow count all at the same time.
Gravedigger: Nobody can say the Bad News Brawler can't multitask. He might not be able to spell multitask but he can do it.
Jimmy Garcia: I wouldn't let him catch you saying that.
Gravedigger: A coward like you would think that way.
The brawler shoots Nash off of the ropes and connects with a back elbow then an elbow drop before making another pin try.
1..
2..
and a half!
The Brawler drags Karlie to her feet and shoots her off the ropes going for a backdrop but Karlie counters with a sunset flip.
1..
2..
The Brawler kicks out and then boots Karlie in the gut. He fires her hard to the far corner. He then lets out a primal scream and charges in but Karlie just gets out of the way and Bad News hits the corner hard! Karlie bounces off of the ropes for momentum and flips Brawler through the air with a dropkick right to the jawline! The Brawler gets to his foot and motions for Karlie to bring it and she sends him back back to the mat with a big boot right to the face!
Gravedigger: Karlie Nash starting to take it to the Brawler now. This could be over if he doesn't do something to turn the tide soon.
The Brawler tries to.. throwing a wild punch but Karlie easily ducks and northern lights suplexes down the Brawler! Then bounces off of the ropes and connects with a knee drop! Then a second one! Karlie pulls the Brawler up and lifts him on his shoulder spinning him around and connecting with the Olympic slam! She covers him.
1..
2..
kick out from the Brawler!
Karlie unloads on the Brawler with a headbutt knocking him to the corner. With the man from the street trapped under she unleashes hell nearly taking his head off with three straight european uppercuts! The referee decides to step in and force a break and get behind them. But when he does Bad News sucker punches Karlie knocking her down and then goes for the Flair pin, scooping the legs and placing both feet on the ropes in the corner.
1..
2..
3!
Jimmy Garcia: Didn't get her! Karlie kicked out just before the three!
Bad News Brawler shoots Karlie off the ropes but she comes back with a flying forearm knocking him down again! Karlie waits on him to get up and then just as quickly takes him down again with a running bulldog! She makes the cover.
1..
2..
and three quarters!
Karlie sensing victory bounces off the ropes and throwing her clothesline from Hell.. which levels the referee thanks to Bad News pulling him in the way. Karlie turns around only to be clocked by the brass knuckles Bad News Brawler had in his trunks.
Gravedigger: What a smart move from the Bad News Brawler..
Jimmy Garcia: Smart move? He blatantly cheated!
Gravedigger: I know.. like I said.. smart move!
Bad News rolls out of the ring and grabs himself a steel chair. He re enters the ring and waits for Karlie to get up. Karlie ducks under the chair shot and executes a drop toe hold onto the chair! She looks at the referee, and kicks him. He doesn't stir. Karlie grins.
Gravedigger: I think this is gonna be bad news for the Brawler!
Upper Body Injury right on the chair! Karlie kicks the chair from the ring and makes the cover. The referee slowly crawls over... he slowly makes the count.
1.......
2............
3!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner... Karlie Nash! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 1:49:58 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 1:54:00 GMT -6
Shadowlove vs Jamo
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, this has been an action-packed night so far here at TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts -- and it's sure to get even more exciting with our next match! Newcomer to UCI, the "Hardcore Legend" Jamo, takes on fan favorite Shadowlove in what is sure to be an instant classic!
Gravedigger: What my broadcast partner means to say is that this is a good time to go visit the concession stand. Use the bathroom. Check Facebook. Anything that isn't watching the travesty that's about to occur.
"Sanity NXT" hits the speakers as the jumbotron comes to life, showing a torrent of images that involve Jamo obliterating opponent after opponent.
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, from Sydney, Australia -- weighing in at two-hundred forty-five pounds... he is the Grimm Reaper, the Insanity Monster.... JAMO!!!!
Jamo steps onto the stage to a moderate pop from the audience, and walks down the ramp, high-fiving and fist-bumping his way to the ring. He climbs a turnbuckle and poses for the fans for just a moment before his music starts to fade.
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only "Dynamic Duo" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent... hailing from right here in Boston, weighing in at two-hundred thirty-five pounds.... he is the Handsome Halfbreed -- SHADOWLOVE!!!!
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The Dynamic Duo" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed", to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, Shadowlove, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers, raises up her RayBan sunglasses with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth with a shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
Jimmy Garcia: That is one amazing entrance from an amazing athlete!
Gravedigger: Please. This guy's a walking commercial break. Wake me when it's over.
As soon as the bell rings, Jamo charges directly at Shadowlove -- who brings him to a sudden stop with a forearm to the face. Dazed, Jamo stumbles backward while the Handsome One lifts his arms and makes a beckoning motion with both hands, exhorting a cheer from the crowd. Turning around just in the nick of time, Shadowlove ducks a punch from the recovered Jamo, then returns the favor with a shotei palm strike to the chin.
Jimmy Garcia: SHOTEI!!! There's the Japanese influence showing through in Shadowlove's early dominance of this match! He'd better stop showboating, though. Jamo's on the offensive again!
Gravedigger: Too late! Shadowlove gets caught in a belly-to-belly, and down he goes! Jamo with the first cover of the night!
ONE --
Jimmy Garcia: And the Handsome Halfbreed kicks out with authority!
Shadowlove rolls to his feet and shakes a cautionary finger in Jamo's face. Jamo, being insane, snaps at the offending finger and sinks his teeth in, making Shadowlove wince in pain.
Gravedigger: Oh my god! Jamo is literally biting Shadowlove's finger! Ew, that is gross. Jamo can't have any idea where that thing's been.
The referee is there in an instant, shaking his head and warning Jamo that biting is well outside the rules. Reluctantly, he stops gnawing on Shadowlove's finger.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, he IS crazy, Gravedigger. I've seen his personnel file.
Gravedigger: Don't care. Still nasty.
Shadowlove, meanwhile, stands on the apron; pointing to his injured finger, yelling something at the referee, and then gesturing at Jamo. The ref simply shakes his head and motions him to get back in the ring. Jamo gives Shadowlove a sadistic grin and beckons to him. The Handsome Half-Breed slips through the ropes and paces a wide circle around his opponent, sharp gaze fixed on Jamo the whole time. Shadowlove stops, puts a hand up, and wiggles his fingers, calling for a test of strength. Cautiously, Jamo reaches out to lace his fingers between Shadowlove's. With a swift stomp, the Handsome Half-Breed brings his arm around in a circle, straining Jamo's elbow.
Quickly, Jamo disentangles himself and backs off a few steps, frustration showing in his expression. Once more, he charges at Shadowlove, ducks a short arm clothesline, and rebounds off the ropes. The Insanity Monster stops short and fires off a kick at Shadowlove's midsection, doubling him over. Jamo wraps an arm around the Handsome Half-Breed's neck and nails him with a snap DDT!
Jimmy Garcia: There's the experience of Jamo -- a multiple time champion in several other organizations before being signed by the UCI -- as he pulls Shadowlove to his feet and looks for a second DDT.... and -- WAIT! Shadowlove escapes Jamo's grip! What resilience from the cocky young competitor!
The Handsome One rakes at Jamo's eyes and backs up, creating space between them; but Jamo goes right back on the attack, grabbing Shadowlove's wrist and whipping him into the corner. Jamo follows up with a huge splash before climbing onto the bottom rope and raining fists down like a madman. Shadowlove covers up as best he can until the ref intervenes. Jamo stops at the count of four and takes hold of the Handsome Half-Breed, guiding him out of the corner.
Gravedigger: Shadowlove in trouble now. He had a few things to say about Jamo's family this week, none of which sat well with the Hardcore Legend. Jamo claims Shadlowlove crossed a line, and tonight he intends to make the 'Breed eat his words.
Jimmy Garcia: Dude, you can't say 'Breed... that's racist!
Gravedigger: Shut up, Jimmy! I can't wait until Donald Trump builds that wall and tosses your Mexican ass back over it!
Jimmy Garcia: I can't even begin to tell you what all is wrong with that statement, so let's just get back to the action! Shadowlove has recovered from that assault in the corner, and now he's trading punches with Jamo!
Gravedigger: Shadowlove getting the worst of it, and now Jamo with a shot that leaves the Handsome Half-Breed busted open!
Shadowlove puts an exploratory hand to a spot on his cheek; his fingers come away sticky and red. Like something out of a Bruce Lee film, a change comes over his entire demeanor. Gone is the cocky playfulness, replaced by an ice-cold, homicidal stare.
Jimmy Garcia: Uh oh. We've very rarely seen this psychotic side before. Nobody makes Shadowlove bleed his own blood!
A wide-eyed Jamo is slung into the nearest corner with a crash. Then, seized by a sudden impulse, Shadowlove takes a fistful of his OWN hair and yanks himself forward, running headlong into his opponent and driving his head hard into Jamo's chest. Again and again, the Handsome Half-Breed rams his head into his opponent, while the official tries to decide whether or not Shadowlove is violating any rules.
Shadowlove releases his grip on himself and delivers a knee to Jamo's gut before lifting him up and setting him on the top turnbuckle. The Handsome Half-Breed climbs up after him, putting the winded Grimm Reaper in a front facelock as he balances precariously on the top ropes. The frenzied crowd cheers as Shadowlove gets a handful of tights, raises Jamo up, and --
Gravedigger: SUPERPLEX! Jamo is out cold! Shadowlove with the pin...
ONE . . .
TWO -- NO!
Jimmy Garcia: And the Insanity Monster gets a shoulder up just in time!
Gravedigger: The Handsome One doesn't even bother arguing with the ref. He hauls Jamo to his feet once more and pulls him into a European uppercut that leaves him dazed and confused!
Not yet satisfied, however, Shadowlove dashes to the nearest corner and starts to work loose one of the turnbuckle covers, while Miss Miyamoto chooses that precise moment to drop something in front of the referee. She bends over to pick it up, giving him a good view of her slender backside, and winks when she catches him looking. By the time his attention is back on the match, Shadowlove is running Jamo straight toward the exposed turnbuckle!
But at the last possible moment, Jamo digs in his heels, shifts his weight, and sends Shadowlove crashing into the buckle instead. Jamo tries to follow up, and is met with a back elbow to his cranium from a fired-up Shadowlove, who grabs Jamo by the head and tries to slam his face against the exposed turnbuckle. Jamo braces himself against the ropes and stops just short.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove is really determined to do some damage to Jamo here tonight! He tries again -- and is denied again! But the Lone Wolf is wearing down, the third time may be the charm here...
Gravedigger: IT IS! Jamo eats turnbuckle and slumps against the ropes! I like this side of Shadowlove... this is what the fans want to see, not some arrogant, strutting pretty boy.
The Handsome Half-Breed reaches for his opponent, likely intent on finishing the job, only to miss him by inches as the semi-conscious Jamo slips through the ropes and to the outside. Shadowlove steps out onto the apron and drops lightly to the floor, stalking Jamo like a cat. Jamo rounds the steel steps and shoves the top section off in an effort to put obstacles between himself and his opponent. Shadowlove vaults over the steps and closes the distance. He reaches for
Jamo... when Jamo suddenly snatches his arm and whips him, backfirst, into the crowd barrier. Without letting go, Jamo shifts direction and slams Shadowlove into the ring apron.
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like Jamo's gotten his second wind, and he's really taking it to Shadowlove now!
Gravedigger: Let me tell you, Jimmy, that guardrail hurts, but not nearly as much as the edge of that ring. And Shadowlove just shakes it off. He may act like a fool, but he's got all the discipline of a Zen Roshi to keep going like this. Unless, of course, he's a cyborg sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor...
Jamo takes advantage and leaps onto the ring apron, walking its length away from Shadowlove and turning to line up his shot. A moment's hesitation... then... he dashes forward and, using the ropes for added leverage, swings himself into a legdrop. Too late, Shadowlove sees him and tries to get out of the way, but ends up with a faceful of boot that puts him on the mats. Jamo crashes down beside him. For a moment, nobody moves.
And then Shadowlove struggles upright. Seeing Jamo still on the ground, he walks back to the steel steps and picks up the discarded portion. Jamo rolls over and pushes himself up to his knees. But even as he begins to stand, the heavy steel steps come down on top of him with a loud CLANG! Impatiently, the Handsome Half-Breed kicks the steps out of his way, reaches down, and picks up his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove rolls Jamo under the ropes, stopping the referee's count at nine. But he's not getting back in the ring yet... he's -- he's reaching underneath the ring apron!
Something cylindrical and silvery arcs through the air to land on the canvas, spilling its contents everywhere. Shadowlove climbs back in, then, and picks up a shinai -- more popularly known as a "Kendo stick." He stalks toward Jamo, now standing with a look of confusion on his face, and repeatedly lays the bamboo sword across Jamo's back, arms, chest; raising a welt wherever he strikes. As Shadowlove goes for a final blow, Jamo puts up a forearm to stop it, the impact shattering the Kendo stick into kindling.
Gravedigger: Shadowlove may have gone a step too far this time. They don't call this guy the Hardcore Legend for nothing, and Jamo looks like he's had enough!
Fury blazes in Jamo's eyes as he reaches for Shadowlove, picks him up without any effort, and powerbombs him right on top of the mostly-empty trash can, which crumples under his weight. Then he turns his attention to the weapons scattered across the canvas.
Jimmy Garcia: Shouldn't the official be stopping this? This isn't supposed to be a hardcore match.
Gravedigger: I'm getting word from the back that nobody gives a fuck because these are the highest ratings a Shadowlove match has ever gotten.
Jimmy Garcia: You just made that up. Anyway... Jamo has selected a fire extinguisher, and he unleashes a blast of fire suppressant right in Shadowlove's face!
The Handsome One stumbles away, momentarily blinded. Jamo follows up, slamming the extinguisher into Shadowlove's ribs, and then bashing him over the head with it. Shadowlove slumps against the ropes, and slowly slips down to the mat. From the outside, Miss Miyamoto rushes to check on him, taking his hand in hers and patting it gently before she draws away at the official's insistence. Something glints under the lights for the barest instant, then vanishes in his fist.
Unaware of the handoff, Jamo takes hold of Shadowlove's arm and pulls him to his feet, away from the ropes. He turns, positioning the Handsome Half-Breed for a three-quarter facelock and signals for his finisher....
Gravedigger: Here it comes! The Insanity Cutter! It's really just a Cutter, but Jamo puts Insanity in front of everything. That makes it more hardcore!
Jimmy Garcia: Are you ever NOT a dick?
Gravedigger: No.
The Handsome Half-Breed fights his way out of Jamo's hold and shoves him roughly away. Shadowlove hits the ropes, springboards off, and drops a brass-knuckle augmented fist on the Insanity Monster. Quickly, Shadowlove spins Jamo around and nails him with a Steven Segal-style clothesline, and the audience goes wild!
He hauls the dented trash can into the middle of the ring, then hauls Jamo up onto his feet and locks in the facelock while the audience chants "DDT! DDT! DDT!"
Jimmy Garcia: This is it! Yet another Dark Gift from Shadowlove to the lovely Miss Miyamoto!
The Handsome Half-Breed points to the divine Miss M, who slices her throat, from her left carotid artery to her right carotid artery, with her index finger and makes an imaginary blood explosion style gesture with her hand. . .
Gravedigger: Shadowlove brings Jamo crashing down on top of that steel trash can with a savage DDT! Here's the cover...
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Jimmy Garcia: He did it! Shadowlove racks up another hard-earned victory, in spite of the odds!
The Handsome Half-Breed and Miss Miyamoto celebrate in the ring while medics check on his fallen opponent. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 1:56:39 GMT -6
Bolas De Arena vs Michael Whin
The show comes back from commercial break and Micheal Whin is already in the ring and Bolas De Arana's theme music Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm is still playing as he clowns around the ring showing off.
Gravedigger: I don't like this guy.
Jimmy Garcia: Why not? Bolas always seem to be having fun in there.
Gravedigger: Because he's a jackass. I hated that tv show, I hated those movies, and I hate this wrestler too. C'mon Micheal.. make him a loser!
Whin attacks from behind at the opening bell with a double ax handle! He tosses Bolas off of the ropes and knees him in the gut He whips Bolas off the ropes but he comes back with a thesz press unloads with punches then rubbing Whin's bald head for luck! Micheal shoves him off and yells at Arana.
Gravedigger: Make him pay for not taking this seriously Micheal!
Micheal wants to lock up but Bolas basement dropkicks him to the knee.. then executes a second dropkick to the gut.. then a third dropkick to the head! He bounces off of the ropes and nails the two eggs over easy teadropping Whin before making a cover.
1..
Micheal kicks out tossing Arana off and angrily getting to his feet. Bolas goes for a headscissors takedown but Micheal plants him with a hot shot on the top rope! He drags Bolas back to his feet and spinebusters him down hard!
Gravedigger: That's more like it! World's favorite jackass my ass! Finish this chump off!
Micheal waits on Bolas to get up and then superkicks him. Not content he roughly drags him to his feet and litfs him for a suplex... into the jackhammer!
1..
2..
Jimmy Garcia: It's 2016 that move should not be winning a match anywhere and it isn't in the UCI!
Micheal shoots Bolas off of the ropes and lifts him up in the air for the Winning Factor.. but Bolas grabs the top rope and slingshots himself.. out to the arena floor!
Gravedigger: What the hell was that?
Jimmy Garcia: He countered Whin's finisher didn't he?
Gravedigger: By shooting himself to the arena floor? Yeah.. great counter. This guy is a moron.
Micheal watches the side of the ring where Bolas went over the top rope.. watching for movement. However he can't see Bolas has rolled under the ring and comes out the other side of the ring and slides back in under the bottom rope. He taps Whin on the shoulder. Micheal turns around and Bolas lifts him up... right into the MILF driver! He makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, Bolas De Arana!
Jimmy Garcia: How do you like that? Bolas with first a smart counter.. then a smart ploy to set up his finishing move and get himself a big win!
Gravedigger: He's still a jackass!
Meanwhile Bolas after getting his hand raised exits the ring, then rolls back under the ring and decides to stay there for an undisclosed time. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 1:57:49 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 2:02:00 GMT -6
Co-Main Event
UCI Television Championship
Triple Threat Match
Kuno Kenji © vs Apocalypse vs Calvin Street
Fans in TD Arena are finally happy to see Kuno Kenji defend the UCI Television Championship once again on Monday Night Overload. Unfortunately, it will not be in a regular singles match. Kuno is tasked to face not only Calvin Street but UCI’s resident monster, Apocalypse. The cameras shift to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia excited to call the co-main event.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s time for the co-main event! Kuno Kenji, the current UCI Television Champion, is set to defend the title against Apocalypse and Calvin Street in a Triple Threat match! This is probably his most important defense so far but let's not forget he has Teddy Sol at Civil War.
Gravedigger: Pfft. I don’t care about no Apocalypse, I don’t give a shit about Calvin Street neither do I give a fuck about Kuno Kenji. Fuck a Kuno Kenji! His little Otakuul motherfuckers are all some faggots.
Jimmy Garcia: Let’s change it over to Taylor Lorde to call the match.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our co-main event of the evening! It is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI Television Championship!
“Rush” by Working Man is the first of three entrance music to begin playing around the arena. Calvin Street is welcomed to a ton of boos thrown at his direction standing center stage with that snickering smile. No care for the idiotic fans of Boston, only thing that matters to Calvin Street is the UCI Television Championship.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Calvin Street marches down to the ring shouting vigorous and horrendous insults to the fans on his way down the entrance path. Wearing a red singlet with white maple leaf on the stomach, red wrestling boots (also with white maple leaf images on the sides), and black knee pads. A real old school, no nonsense look. He keeps his head shaved and sports a short, neat beard. Tonight is his night.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Ottawa, Ontario Canada! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 245 pounds. He is “Iceman” Calvin Street!
Calvin climbs up the steel steps then walks along the apron. He moves through the ropes and stands in the center of the ring with his arms outstretched. The crowd really enjoying their sweet time booing this man but all he does is flips them off, laughing maniacally as he does so. Once his music fades, he backs up in his corner warming up and tuning the boisterous crowd out from his head.
Jimmy Garcia: Calvin Street is looking forward to claim his first championship in his UCI Career. Defeating Kuno Kenji will do just that and send him to Civil War to defend it against Teddy Sol. This match is his golden ticket to be on Civil War.
Gravedigger: If he can get past Apocalypse, good luck.
“My Apocalypse” by Metallica immediately blasts around the arena cueing the lights to be completely dark. Red and orange colored lights started flickering around the audience in sync to the beat of the song. Fire emerges from the stage then fog covers it with Apocalypse walking out with his arms outstretched, eyes widened to feed on all the souls of Boston who stand against his purpose of inflicting pain.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Apocalypse takes a long nice stroll, his intimidating figure making fans near the entrance path keeps their distance. The gigantic monster doesn’t take his eyes off Calvin Street who keeps flipping him off. Wearing a black and silver mask. Black shirt an A from name as a Anarchy logo printed on chest in white. Black leather pants and black wrestling boots. He slowly climbs up onto the apron before pushing down the top rope to walk over it into the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Your Darkest Fears! At six feet, eight inches tall, weighing in at 380 pounds. He is “The Monster” Apocalypse!
Calvin immediately jumps through the ropes to ringside when Apocalypse approaches him. The Monster walks over to the ropes to release a primal scream, already having enough of the puny mortals insulting his name. In the meantime, he remains dormant in his designated corner. The lights returning to normal with the music already ending.
Jimmy Garcia: Holy smokes! Apocalypse is bigger than we ever imagined and more intimidating to look at. Such a size of a man with a passion to inflict chaos everywhere. Could you imagine if he was to become our UCI Television Champion? He’d be so happy just hurting everyone who came after the belt.
Gravedigger: S-s-s-so? I could t-t-t-t-take him.
A loud pitch “Nyaaa” is heard around the TD Arena which then signifies who is coming out next. “Tokameki Poporon” by Chimame-Tai starts playing as the final of the three entrance music with the lights shifting to baby blue, white and pink flashing all around. Kuno Kenji skips out from the back to center stage wearing that UCI Television Championship belt around his waist!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kuno Kenji skips down to the ring more confident in his strut. He also takes the time to interact with the fans near the entrance path and even at ringside. Skipping around the ring, Kuno watches his contenders carefully but shows no signs in slowing down on his performances. Wearing a long wrestling tights in blue, white and pink with KAWAII down one leg and stylized Cat faces down the other.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Senpai’s Apartment! At five feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 107 pounds! He is the UCI Television Champion, “The Kawaii House-Cat” Kuno Kenji!
Kenji hops up onto the apron then stands on the middle turnbuckle outside of his corner. He unhooks the belt then raises the strap up high in front of his devoted fans. A wide grin smudging on his face before hopping over the top rope into his corner where he hands the belt to the official referee inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Kuno Kenji defeated the most dominant Television Champion in UCI history, Ryan Jones, and has been on a roll ever since. The first Otakuul member to become a champion so he is carrying the flag of that group.
Gravedigger: FUCK. THE. STABLE!
With all three competitors inside the ring, Taylor Lorde gone, the referee waves his arm to signal for the bell!
Ding Ding Ding!
Kuno and Calvin both keep their distance away from Apocalypse who is looking forward to put a beat down on both competitor. Kuno and Calvin both nod at the same time before taking a sprint to badger the monster back into his corner. There are No Disqualifications in a Triple Threat so the two other competitors keep wearing Apocalypse down with a team effort flurry of strikes.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Both of the competitors get pushed back by the sheer strength of Apocalypse. When they charge back into him, Apocalypse springs right out of the corner flipping them inside out with a double Lariat into their own chests. Kuno and Calvin both hit the mat pretty hard while Apocalypse leaves the ring to look under it. A weapon of mass destruction in progress.
Gravedigger: Holy fudgeballs!
Jimmy Garcia: Massive double lariat turning both Kuno Kenji and Calvin Street inside out! Now Apocalypse is looking for something under the ring, what the hell could it be?! A table!
Apocalypse slides out a table and then pushes it into the ring. He follows up to lean the wooden table against the turnbuckles while also turning to Calvin Street. With a single grip on his forehead, Apocalypse easily lifts him off the mat and Chokeslams him over the top rope to ringside.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Kuno is positioned right near the table where Apocalypse finds himself on the opposing corner. He grabs onto each side of the top rope bending low and marking his target. When Kuno gets up, Apocalypse charges across the ring but then Cannonballs himself through the table. Snapping the wood into complete shreds of pieces as Kuno managed to dodge just in the nick of time.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s the quick pin and Kuno’s feet is on the middle rope!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and STILL the UCI Television Champion, Kuno Kenji!
Kuno quickly rolls out of the ring to grab his championship belt then run into the backstage area. He’s just happy to get out of that match alive rather than almost die to the hands of Apocalypse.
Gravedigger: COMMERCIAL NOW! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 2:03:03 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Nov 22, 2016 2:15:10 GMT -6
Main Event UCI Tag Team Championship Four Corners Match #TeamRekless © vs Alex Richards & Bonnie Blue vs Demarcus Jordan & Stevie Corah vs Teddy Sol & Mandie Wheeler
The TD Arena in Boston, Massachusetts is finally happy to have Monday Night Overload make its official debut in such a beautiful city. The sold out arena of loyal UCI fans are ecstatic for this monumental main event. UCI Tag Team Championships defended in a Four Corners Match but the cameras cut to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia ready to call the action.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Overload where our golden main event has come. A Four Corners match for the UCI Tag Team Championships. That’s right. Not one, not two, not three but four tag teams all in the same ring.
Gravedigger: Teddy Sol and Mandie Wheeler, Demarcus Jordan and Stevie Corah, The Guardians….Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue. All three tag teams going against the UCI Tag Team Champions, or supposedly, the sole Tag Team Champions.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes accompanied to the ring by Jack Schlongson. All four teams are livid on walking out of Overload with the UCI Tag Team Championships. No more time to waste, let’s get our main event on the roll now!
“Glamorous” by Fergie is the first of many entrance music to begin playing around the TD Arena. A great positive reaction by the crowd emerges when Mandie Wheeler walks out from the back to the stage waving her hands to the fans. A proud and glorious smile emerges on her face off receiving such a great welcoming committee by the fans in the TD Arena.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She skips down to the ring, following the entrance path. Wearing Red sports-bra styled top with black trim. Has “Fearless” on it. Matching booty short and red boots with black laces. Mandie interacts with the fans on her way down to the ring: taking pictures, giving high fives. After moving to the steel steps, she climbs them before walking along the ropes. Back leaned against it to point her finger high in the air.
Jimmy Garcia: The former Television Champion having a grand opportunity to add another championship to her resume. Defeating #TeamRekless and also taking the Tag Team Championships away from our World Heavyweight Champion would put Mandie Wheeler in the spotlight permanently once more.
Mandie puts her foot on the bottom rope then kicks off to flip backwards over the top rope. She lands on her feet then walks around the ring waving to the fans, riling them up to get hype. Once her music fades away, she leans back in her team’s designated corner as she prepares for the match and also teaming with her partner.
Gravedigger: Allow me to say this. Mandie don’t need to be in the ring, she needs to be in my bedroom. She ain’t got shit to do in UCI. She gon’ lose, and all these fans just wanna’ fuck her...after I’m done with her.
“Shining Star” by Earth Wind and Fire plays afterwards signalling the crowd to go nuts for this loved babyface. A quick burst of golden colored fireworks shoots from the stage with a trumpet playing from the speakers. Teddy Sol jumps out from the back to center stage and expands his arms out to receive the assuring praise from every fan off their seats. He takes a bow in politeness for such an audience then walks down to the ring.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TEDDY! TEDDY! TEDDY! TEDDY!
Teddy enjoys taking a nice stroll down the entrance path. He also enjoys the time to interact with all the children on the front waiting to get an autograph. Wearing red glasses on his face, a white and gold jacket, wrestling tights, and boots. He’s dressed to represent that fiery personality as Teddy runs down to the ring before hopping onto the apron; He stands on the middle turnbuckle to raise his arms before backflipping off to land on his feet inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back Teddy Sol to United Championship Infinite Wrestling! Teddy Sol made his return and is officially the new number one contender to the UCI Television Championship! Now he may walk into Civil War one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions and even walk out with the UCI Television Championship! The third ever person to be a double reigning champion in UCI history.
Mandie Wheeler applauds her partner while Teddy charges across the ring to hop onto the middle turnbuckle then backflip off it again. He lands on his feet then takes off his red glasses, and golden jacket before handing it to a ringside crew. The two partners meet up, greet each other politely then warm up together while also discussing some strategies
Gravedigger: I can’t see these two dumbasses winning. This fuckin’ kid already pisses me off. Fuck Teddy Sol! I said it and also fuck the kids who support him!
Jimmy Garcia: Grave, you can’t say that on tele- wait. We have an issue backstage with Stevie Corah and Demarcus Jordan. Can we have the cameras show us please?
As requested, the cameras show the live feed of Stevie Corah, Demarcus Jordan and a bunch of officials arguing together. Corah is shaking his head while Demarcus is held back by security. Once they quiet down, Stevie Corah makes his intentions publicly known.
Stevie Corah: This Tag Team match is stupid. I’m not wrestling, fuck you guys.
Head Official: Well if that’s the case, you are removed from the match.
Demarcus Jordan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Demarcus is even more determined to get his hands on Stevie while he walks away. The cameras cut back to the TD Arena where “Doctor Who Meets Metal” by eRock officially begins with the lights in the arena all shutting out. Two bright spotlights emerges on both sides of the stage highlighting Bonnie Blue, and Alex Richards posing confidently. Blue and white lights starts dancing around the arena, following the beat of the music while smoke covers the entire stage.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
Bonnie and Alex meet up center stage greeting each other but also feeding off the chemistry of the two. Bonnie wearing Red sports-bra styled top with black trim. Has “Fearless on it. Matching booty short and red boots with black laces. Alex wearing wears a pair of black jeans and a orange t shirt with the slogan Drink Zim-Quila You Didn't Need Your Liver Anyways. Also a blue tie to represent the Guardians along with carrying that black doctor’s bag along.
Jimmy Garcia: The former World Heavyweight Champion, and the former Intercontinental slash Tag Team Champion. Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards are representing the most dominant stable in UCI history, the Guardians. If Bonnie wins, she will be the first ever two-time Tag Team Champion. Alex will do everything he can to ensure the UCI Tag Team Championships stays in the Guardians!
Alex places the doctor’s bag down by the steel steps while Bonnie hops onto the apron edge. They both enter inside the ring and assert their presence when the lights shift over to them. The Guardians raising their arms, posing together and then the lights return back to normal while the music fades. Both Bonnie and Alex secure their designated corners.
Gravedigger: Please, Jesus. I never ask for anything but don’t let the Guardians. Stevie Corah is the only guy I liked and he’s gone. At least let Jack Schlongson get the pin, please Lord.
“Technicolor Shades” by YourEnigma immediately riots the crowd into a powerful barrage of boos and expletives towards the stage. Jack Schlongson walks out with a sarcastic smile and stands center stage to wave his hand like the queen. Currently keeping a strong composure despite having to be showered with so much hatred, he doesn’t care about the fans but wrestling with his true love once again, Andre Holmes.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU JACK! FUCK YOU JACK! FUCK YOU JACK!
Jack Schlongson takes his sweet little time being accompanied to the ring by Benjamin Atreyu dressed in his black suit. Jack avoid the fans trying to touch him as he walks down the entrance path to the ring. He is wearing Long brightly colored tights with J "C" S going down the side in sky blue, rainbow colored wrist tape, and a pair of sky blue wrestling boots. Benjamin Atreyu stands near his corner at ringside while he climbs up the steel steps, rubs his feet on the apron then enters into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Jack Schlongson petitioned for months that the LGBT community was discriminated in UCI but now he is back after winning the case. Jayson Price however stated that if he ever interfered in Andre’s matches again, he would be suspended. I’m wondering how Jack will fair with Andre holding the Tag Title he stole from Jack Schlongson.
Jack walks around the ring ignoring the fans disgusting comments and even waving his opponents away. He continues to mock the crowd until his music fades away along with standing in his own corner impatiently waiting to meet the love of his life. Jack leans onto the ropes tapping his foot, signalling Andre Holmes to come out and reunite #TeamRekless.
Gravedigger: Jack Schlongson deserves to be recognized as the Tag Team Champion, his name reinstated in the history lineage! This is some fuckin’ bullshit! Fuck Andre and his homophobic faggot ass! I mean homophobic ass!
A very popular guitar riff cues the interior of the TD Arena to be completely dark as grey-colored video clips of Andre preparing backstage is shown on the titantron. “Relentless” by New Years Day immediately begins with the crowd going haywire as Andre Holmes walks out with the black hoodie covering his head, only revealing his face. The UCI World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist but the Tag Team Championship belts in each hand.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Wearing a complex yet traditional attire. Andre's more of the simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it. His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together.
Jimmy Garcia: Here is he for all to witness. The current reigning UCI World Heavyweight Champion but also the sole holder of the UCI Tag Team Championships! Andre has officially become at the top of the mountain proving that he is the guy in UCI. What else could you ask for?
Already at ringside, he takes off his jacket, and disrespectfully throws it over the head of Benjamin. Benjy removes it from off his head to see Andre Holmes standing on the top turnbuckle to raise up the UCI Tag Team Championship belts. Smoke rises up from below him to produce that visual effect of his silhouette to the crowd. Once everything goes back to normal, he hops over the top rope then kicks Jack away from him avoiding a hug.
Gravedigger: This is amazing! I love Jack Schlongson’s love for him BUT ANDRE SUCKS DICK! WORST WORLD CHAMPION WE EVER HAD, GET RID OF EVERY CHAMPIONSHIP HE HAS! Alright, Taylor Lorde take it away!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: The following contest is our main event of the evening! It is a Four Corners match scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI Tag Team Championships!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first team! Hailing from Houston of Texas! At six feet tall, weighing in at 186 pounds! He is “Mr. Sunshine” Teddy Sol!
Teddy raises his arms in the air, open hands to wave at the crowd. Mandie Wheeler pats his back as she gets her introduction cued.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his partner! Hailing from Mandieville! At five feet, six inches tall, weighing in at 125 pounds! She is Mandie Wheeler!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mandie quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle behind her and raises her finger in the air. Receiving a warm welcome from Boston then stands in the corner along with her partner.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second team! Hailing from Parts Unknown! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 143 pounds. She is “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
Bonnie leans against Alex who takes off his shirt before throwing it to the fans at ringside. Taylor continues on her introduction.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing her partner! Hailing from anyplace that needs pills, pain, suffering or Zim-Quilla! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 345 pounds. He is “The Archduke of Mass Confusion” Alex Richards, The Guardians!
Alex and Bonnie both raise their arms together signifying they are a bonded team. The crowd is completely hijacking Overload with their ear shattering cheers.
Crowd: GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
Jack Schlongson steps up into the middle of the ring while Andre is warming up with both Tag belts on each shoulder, and the World Title belt around his waist. Schlongson spreads his arms wide, tilts his head back and closes his eyes to soak in that awaited introduction.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, the 2016 Killing Floor winner and the sole holder of the UCI Tag Team Championships, “Relentless” Andre Holmes, #TeamRekless!
Jack’s face goes completely blank as Taylor Lorde leaves the ring finished with the introductions. He starts throwing a fit until Andre pushes him down to the canvas beside him to raise the Tag Belts in both hands. He hands them over to the referee then bullies Jack onto the apron where Benjy gives him advice to just relax.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
With everything in motion, Andre Holmes and Teddy Sol will be the only legal wrestlers to be in the ring. The lights are back, music ended, crowd riled up. No point in holding the show hostage as the referee waves his arms for the match to begin.
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre leaves his corner in that southpaw Kickboxing stance while Teddy circles the ring. Both men are moving around at their own pace, their own footwork until they lock up with each other in the center of the ring. Already, Teddy seems to be using his height to gain more of an advantage of pushing Andre back; his opponent responds by Judo Flipping him down on the mat into a Side Headlock.
Jimmy Garcia: Already the match has started and we’ve seen Andre Holmes asserting his dominance. That MMA background coming into play from grappling to submissions. Teddy finds himself stuck in a Side Headlock already.
Teddy is in a lot of pain as Andre keeps leaning on that submission for more leverage. The heavier weight is definitely the advantage in submission but Teddy reels his legs around Andre’s head to pull him down into a Scissors Choke. Now Andre is stuck in a submission he never saw coming until he reacts quickly by shifting his entire body around. He stands on his knees before pulling his head out from Teddy’s legs then getting back up to his feet. Andre strikes his chest with a powerful Roundhouse kick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Sol cringes from the shot but to add more, Andre kicks him again down the spine. The impact sounds everywhere and makes the rest of competitors cringe from the shot. He helps Teddy back up to his feet then launches him into the only empty corner. Back glued against the turnbuckles, Teddy receives a clothesline into his chest that sits him down. Andre runs into the opposing then rebounds off the turnbuckles to finish the trademark combination with a right knee digging into the nose of Sol.
Gravedigger: Why haven’t management banned that move?! The “Trapped in the Corner” trademark move almost broke Teddy’s nose, he’s even having trouble breathing. Andre is an unsafe worker!
Andre doesn’t waste any time to drag Teddy into the center of the ring. He helps him back up to his feet then rips up a knee into his ribs to bend him forward. With the head trapped under his right armpit, and right arm around the neck, Sol gets Snap Suplexed onto the canvas. Back planted into the mat with shoulders pinned down by the body weight of the champion.
One!
Teddy kicks out and Jack requests a tag. Andre gets off Teddy and looks at Jack like he’s retarded which only forces Benjy to demand Andre to tag him in. Instead, Andre flips Benjy off which makes the tension even worse (give or take the crowd laughing). However, Mandie Wheeler is tagged into the match by Teddy where she enters into the ring to Running Dropkick Andre from behind to ringside. His body flying through the ropes down onto the ringside mat.
Gravedigger: Damn Mandie can fly! I wonder if she can spread her wings when ridin’ this D! Woo!
Jimmy Garcia: Jack Schlongson intentionally distracted Andre for a chance to get in the ring. With Andre at ringside, any member from the opposing teams can enter the ring as the legal competitor. Here we go with Bonnie Blue coming in!
Bonnie Blue already gets inside the ring and ducks under the right arm of Mandie then starts unloading on her skull with forearms into the skull. Wheeler is blown back step by step from the forearms until she’s pushed into the ropes. Stepping off, Bonnie whips her into the ropes; Upon the rebound, she slams Mandie Wheeler down onto the canvas with a Running Crossbody.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Running Crossbody! Bonnie Blue put down the better looking Mandie Wheeler with a Running Crossbody, and here comes another pin attempt!
One!
Tw-
She kicks out from the pin attempt which pushes only Bonnie to work harder. Mandie continues to get up on her right knee then Bonnie runs into the ropes to hop onto the middle one. Unfortunately, Jack shoves her off at the last second which forces her to land harshly down on the canvas.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU JACK! FUCK YOU JACK!
Bonnie barely stands after landing harshly on her head but Mandie takes the opportunity to bend her down with a Spinning Back Kick into the ribcage. She takes the right arm of Bonnie then constantly buries elbows down into the joint before flipping her over into an Armbar. The submission is locked in tightly with her legs wrapped around the right arm and pulling back on the wrist for more torque.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Bonnie rolls herself on top of her body, pinning her weight down on the shoulders of Mandie Wheeler.
One!
Two!
Mandie kicks out again that pushes Bonnie onto her feet and back into the corner of Andre. Jack tags himself in by slapping her on the back then waves his hand to get back into her corner. Mandie turns around to see Jack mocking her thus she rolls her eyes and does the one thing Jack really didn’t want. Alex Richards is tagged into the match leaving Schlongson in denial. He puts his hand up to calm this beast down as he backs up to tag in Andre...who drops of the apron. Atreyu tells him to help Jack but Andre pushes him to the ringside mat instead.
Gravedigger: WOW! ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND MUCH?!
Jimmy Garcia: Jack Schlongson has said some nasty things about The Guardians in the past so Alex Richards is here to extract vengeance!
Jack tries to go for a quick cheap shot in the jaw but Alex catches him by the fist. He spins his body around to grapple his hands onto his throat. With such strength, he lifts him up like nothing then tosses Jack across the other side of the ring to Double Hand Choke Slam him into the canvas. Jack hits onto mat spine first then rolls over from the recoil.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Schlongson is rolled back into the center of the ring where Alex lies on top of his chest. He hooks the leg up for the pin attempt then the referee slides down to the canvas to make the count!
One!
Tw-
Teddy Sol quickly enters into the ring then drops his body onto Alex to shove him off. Jack rolls near his own corner still the legal competitor but Teddy brings up Richards to start dropping punches into the chest that almost forces him back to the ropes. Mandie comes in to help her partner out as they both start beating down onto Alex to at least keep him down.
Gravedigger: Woo! Beat down that big ol’ Guardian fuck! Kick his fucking ass!
Alex pushes them both back then manages to grapple his hands on their throats. He lifts them up in a Double Chokeslam attempt but they break free of his grip in the air to Double Dropkick him in the chest. While two partners land simultaneously, Alex is shot all the way back into the ropes nearly off balance. Mandie and Teddy get off their asses to run into the ropes behind them then rebound to leap up in the air. All three competitors fly over the top rope to the outside mat.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Collision Central! Mandie Wheeler and Teddy Sol putting their bodies on the line to take out Alex after he manhandled Jack Schlongson! This Four Corners match is so unpredictable, anything and everything can happen in the blink of an eye!
Bonnie Blue slides back into the ring witnessing and opportunity. Boston is screaming at her to go for a dive as her eyes are bulging, and turning blood red from the temptation. She gives into the requests of the audience thus runs behind her into the ropes. Off the rebound, Jack is already up to Superkick her in her sprint which turns her around. He hugs Bonnie from behind only to German Suplex her on the back of her head.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! YES! YES SCHLONGSON! TAKE OUT THAT TRASH GUARDIAN!
Bonnie rolls out of the ring to join the rest of competitors in the carnage. Jack raises his arms to get the same support from the crowd but they just boo the fuck out of him. He mocks them by doing a Bonnie Blue walk until taking her thunder. Running into the ropes behind him to rebound only for Andre to slide into the ring and stand in front of him. He’s very pissed off and Jack is smiling nervously for him to join together.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s gonna kill Jac- what? He’s gonna join him on the dive?
Gravedigger: He’s admitting to loving Jack! Such a happy moment!
Jack turns around into a sprint but Andre places his leg in front of Jack’s to trip him on the canvas face first. The crowd can’t do anything but laugh; Holmes then walks over to his corner where he leaves the ropes to the apron. He starts climbing all the way to the top turnbuckle when the group starts rising back up to their feet.
Gravedigger: Incoming!
As everyone at ringside is up, Andre leaps forward off the turnbuckle flipping backwards in the air. He spreads his body out to crash down onto everyone thus creating a pile of bodies. A Shooting Star Press leaves the crowd off their seats and going haywire.
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Jimmy Garcia: Shooting Star Press! Shooting Star Press on top of everyone! Bodies are down at ringside and Andre Holmes was the cause! Boston is going wild!
Jack Schlongson gets up after Benjamin demands him too and quickly leaves the ring. He drags Alex’s heavy body into the ring where he drops on top of his chest for a pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Alex kicks out and Jack doesn’t waste any time mounting him to drop elbows on the top of his head. He then scoots his right arm in between the legs wrapped around the head of Alex before turning over onto his shoulders to apply in the Triangle Choke. Jack ensures the right arm is lodged between his thigh and the head of Alex then pulls down Alex’s head to choke him out on the canvas.
Gravedigger: Twink Lock! The Twink Lock! Triangle Choke locked in and it’s deep! Alex is losing breath every second, he’s gonna fade! Tapout Alex, Tapout you dumb Guardian!
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Jack is pulling down the head as much as he can; The referee checking thoroughly on Alex’s condition but something happens. He grappled his hands with Jacks to stand up on the mat then deadlifts Jack seated on his shoulder. With enough brute force, he Powerbombs Jack on his shoulders. The impact of the landing leaves all watching in awe until he lifts him up back into that Powerbomb position.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Powerbomb by Alex Richards! He has him up but he’s switching to- oh no! Oh my!
He switches the position to have his hand choking Jack and holding him in the air. Alex falls backwards onto the canvas to face plant Jack. Jack’s head bounces from the impact while Alex gets back up on his feet and then leans back against the turnbuckles of a corner. Holding onto the top rope, Richards is damn sure preparing to end Jack who is the other legal competitor.
Jimmy Garcia: Zim-Quila Hangover! It’s nothing but a signature fest happening all around! Whoever gets their finisher in could end the match right and that could be Alex Richards!
Gravedigger: I hope not, somebody stop him!
Alex takes off in a sprint to end Jack but Teddy slides into the ring in an attempt to Superkick him. Alex catches the foot but then spins him around which gives Teddy enough velocity to Cartwheel Kick him in the chin leaving him down on the canvas temporarily. A loud clap is heard when the shin meets the chin but Teddy gets back up to his feet.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Habanero Hurricane! Teddy Sol is the only competitor standing in the ring! He’s ready to end the- NO!
Teddy is bent backwards with his head under Bonnie’s right armpit. She stands in the center of the ring with him then drops her elbow down in his chest, planting his back off the canvas. Bonnie then switches to stand on one knee after nailing Teddy with her signature move. More bodies are piling in the ring while carnage happens everywhere to the fans delight.
Gravedigger: Infinity Paradox?! Bonnie Blue is going to win the Tag Team Championships again? Fuckin’ Great!
Mandie Wheeler is still alive and she tags herself in by slapping Alex on the shoulder. She quickly gets inside the ring then zooms over to Bonnie Blue. Jumping on her with her legs tied around her waist, her head underneath her left arm but locking in the Kimura. Bonnie is still on her knees barely hanging on from that targeted right arm while Mandie keeps pushing it further and further out of the socket!
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Gravedigger: YES! MANDIE-LOCK! MANDIE-LOCK! MANDIE-LOCK! TAPOUT BONNIE! YOU’RE DONE, THE GUARDIANS ARE DONE! HISTORY IS MANDIE’S!
Bonnie is almost ready to tap, the arm is pushed way further than it should be. Mandie is bopping her head violently and yelling at the top of her lungs trying to convince Bonnie to tap out. Andre is back in the match when he sidestep on his right leg to Thrust Kick Mandie Wheeler in the temple. Bonnie drops on the canvas clutching her right arm as Wheeler falls down to the canvas knocked out.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: THRUST KICK! THE THRUST KICK! SHE’S OUT! MANDIE WHEELER IS OUT AND ANDRE HOLMES IS THE ONLY STANDING AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED!
Andre knows Mandie Wheeler is the legal person so he goes in for another shot to put her down permanently in her career. However, his foot is grabbed by Jack who desperately calls out for him to help him off the mat and back to his feet. Andre has had enough so he violently grabs Jack by the throat, almost strangling him with his bare hands.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOO! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Benjamin slides into the ring to separate the two but also get into the face of Andre Holmes. Now Benjamin Atreyu and Andre Holmes are both going at it by pushing each other back and forth with Jack coming into separate them. All three men turn around to get bulldozed down by Alex Richards who explodes from the corner to take them out.
Gravedigger: WHAT?! NO! NO! NO!
Alex uses that opportunity to drag Jack over to his corner where he can get the tag. Mandie Wheeler is barely standing on wobbly legs until Richards kicks him in the ribs. He then flips her up onto a Powerbomb position before dropping to the mat to Backstab her with both knees nearly ending her spine completely.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: SANITY SLIP! SANITY SLIP! IT’S OVER! HERE’S THE PIN!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Gravedigger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, and the NEW UCI Tag Team Champions, Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards, The Guardians!
Alex and Bonnie are both on their knees suffering the fatigue building up. However, they ignore the pain to receive the UCI Tag Team Championship belts as the referee stands them up on each side. Alex and Bonnie raise the belts high with Boston going fucking nuts for the new champions. Mandie and Teddy are escorted to the back by remaining medical personnel.
Jimmy Garcia: They did it! The Guardians have secured the UCI Tag Team Championships with Bonnie Blue becoming the first ever multiple time UCI Tag Team Champion. Congratulations to Alex Richards as well, these two deserved it.
Gravedigger: Bullshit!
Andre is the first to get up off his team and realize exactly what happened. Bonnie and Alex turn around to see their Guardian friend not happy about the loss but they both extend their hands in the turn of sportsmanship. As a man who respects success and honor, Andre accepts the loss by shaking both their hands and even get pulled into a group hug.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
All three members raise their respected championships for that five second pose but Alex and Bonnie leave the ring to celebrate. Just when Andre goes to leave, he sees Jack Schlongson also getting up in the corner of his eyes. He drops the World Championship belt and grappled his hands into his hair so tight, Jack is dragged into the center of the ring.
Gravedigger: Oh no! Jack RUN! RUN JACK! RUUUUN!
Andre backs up with enough space to sidestep into him but Benjy quickly dives into the way to pull Jack out of the ring. Jack leans his arm around the shoulders of Atreyu while they both back up in fear. An irate Andre picks up the World Championship belt around his shoulder while signalling they are both dead in the future.
Jimmy Garcia: Well this has gotten even more interesting in #TeamRekless!
Andre Holmes stands in the ring with his World Championship, when suddenly the Tron comes on, he turns his attention toward that big screen…
“Hello…..Hello Bahstan…..Can you hear me?”
Andre recognizes the voice, it’s none other than Celeste Mallory, the gorgeous little Devil’s face appears all made up, she taps on the lens a few times….
Jimmy Garcia: “We hadn’t heard from Celeste Mallory all night, we wondered if she was going to make an appearance and here she is. What does this minx have in store?”
Gravedigger: “There’s my girl Jimmy! I have missed her all night and finally she is here in living color!”
Jimmy Garcia: “Where is she?”
Gravedigger: “Hopefully waiting for me at my hotel.”
Celeste taps the lens again one more time….
Celeste: “Is this on?”
“It’s on precious.”
Another voice is heard, a male one. She cracks a smirk and claps in excitement for a moment before looking back into the camera with her bright blue eyes….
Celeste: “Good, ain't that the wicked pissah.....Oh, hi Andre, did you really think that because I wasn’t in Boston tonight it was resulting in some rumor that I was so afraid or avoiding you on Social Media? Maybe it was the fact you tried to break me and make fun of my mother last week in a play that would make the Hamilton Cast proud. No you see, I had to let the humiliation fester a little, I mean I needed you to think that you had the upper hand right? That is what’s so funny about control. Oh I forgot…..Hi Bestie! Love you Jack!”
She waves in the camera, Jack Schlongson is on the outside making his way to the back, he looks up and smiles waving. Celeste starts to address the camera again….
Celeste: “Back to what I was saying, that’s what is funny about control. It’s an illusion, you think you have it when you never did. Last week you played your cards and are still in this sort of train of thought that you broke me? That I’m such a little fragile flower? What you did was fill me with resolve and something clicked, I was saying to myself, I do talk a lot to myself, Celeste….how are you going to get Andre back? That’s the million-dollar question but Dre, revenge is petty. It’s a fool’s drink that so many sips of its nectar. Do you know where I am? I was in a quandary, I could go to Boston and do something that would be absolutely meaningless until I beat you at Civil War for the World Championship or….I could stay close to home and travel a few hours to 54th Calvin Street in Houston, Texas.”
Andre’s eyes widen, he holds on to the ropes watching as Celeste pans out the camera to show the house behind her. She smirks and winks…..
Jimmy Garcia: “Is that….”
Gravedigger: “I think that’s Andre Holmes home! Try saying that ten times Jimmy.”
Jimmy Garcia: “This is no joke; Celeste is a sick young woman and we don’t know what she would do!”
Gravedigger: “She can break into my house, ANYTIME.”
Celeste skips up to the front door and feints a knock, instead she just twists the knob and the door opens, she turns to the camera and firmly places her index finger on her plump lips…..
Celeste: “Shhh….It’s late, we don’t want to wake anybody up now do we? So Dre, I have to admit, you have a beautiful home, from the outside that is. I mean, I’m sure the inside is immaculate and, Oh I’ll shut up now and let’s go inside….”
Celeste, wearing a camouflage shirt, jeans and boots with her hair down walks in and admires the chandelier. She looks back at the camera and nods, giving a thumbs up before continuing into the house and closing the door. She walks past the living room; the fire place mantle has some pictures of the family and Andre Holmes. There is a young Andre picture that she points at…..
Celeste: “There you are Dre! Look at you, as ugly then as you are now. You do have a beautiful family though I will say, was she a mail order bride? Must be a gold digger yes? Oh anyway, let’s go to your kitchen Dre, what do we have here….”
The Devilish vixen walks by and grabs a banana, she smirks….
Celeste: “This may come in later. What is in the fridge…..”
She opens the refrigerator, Andre looks on beside himself watching her take out a gallon of his favorite lemonade, she takes off the cap and takes a swig from the bottle, then tosses it over her shoulder on to the floor….
Celeste: “How can you drink that shit Dre, it’s too sweet. No wonder you are always so hyper and wound up. Your sugar intake needs to be kept to a minimum if you want to live a long time and supply to your family, keep drinking that piss and we can say….diabetes? Oh, I’m hungry and I see left overs…..”
The gorgeous Celeste takes out some Tupperware, there is some roasted chicken, she takes out a drumstick and bites into it flinging it over her shoulder….
Celeste: “Send your wife to cooking lessons or show her Shake N’ Bake. You know, I like your house, I want to tell you a little story. I lived in a house like this once, a very big house with an awesome family that just adored me. One night a fire started and well…..”
As she keeps talking to the camera, she hops on the couch and disconnects the fire alarm…..
Celeste: “Everyone except for me died in the fire. I was devastated. Crushed, I didn’t know what to do so I ran and ran that’s when I met Mother. You know, the same woman you made fun of last week? She took care of me, raised me to the exceptional young lady I am today……wait, I’m going to need this….”
She slowly takes out a 9” Chef knife from the cupboard, Andre slams the ropes still watching in shock knowing that there is nothing he can do right now…..
Jimmy Garcia: “She’s lost it Digger, Celeste has completely lost it, what is she doing with that knife!?”
Gravedigger: “This is getting intense and hot!”
Jimmy Garcia: “You are sick!”
Gravedigger: “After what he did to Celeste disrespecting her and her mother like that? This is poetic!”
Jimmy Garcia: “That is his home!”
Andre continues to look on rubbing his head as Celeste gestures with her finger to follow her up the stairs. Andre is in complete terror, holding the ropes tightly…..
Celeste: “I’m trying to be as quiet as I can. Your family is already asleep; I know it’s early but I have my ways of doing things. See Dre, earlier one of mother’s associates delivered your spring water and lets’ just say it was “tapped” with something special….”
The devilish vixen starts to giggle….
Celeste: “It’s why you’re alarm was off. Oh, silly me, say hi to my cameraman!”
The cameraman turns the camera on him to reveal the tattooed freak, Mogui….
Mogui: “Ello’ puppet.”
The camera turns back on a giggling Celeste….
Celeste: “Isn’t he so cute! Okay, so anyway, focus on me now. I’m going to start with Athena, she’s the youngest. Cute girl. I have to admit and well….”
Celeste slowly opens the door and we see Athena face up, passed out on her bed. A glass of water on her night stand. Celeste starts looking in her drawers and pulls out some skimpy underwear….
Celeste: “Dre!? She is thirteen years old, you need to police your daughter more. She has a lot of dolls, I like dolls, I like them A LOT. I bet you that Athena and I would get along. Isn’t that right Athena?”
She grabs the young girls head by her hair, lifting it slightly and nodding yes. Celeste giggles….
Celeste: “See, best friends already. Tell me something Andre….”
Celeste sits next to her and places the knife at her throat……
Celeste: “Are you in control now? Is this funny? Do I look amused? Do you not think that I won’t act upon my own impulses? You, know a knife is messy….”
She stands up and drives the knife into the wood of the night stand. Celeste then reaches over and grabs a pillow slowly raising it over Athena’s face…..
Celeste: “What you do right now? Look at you, standing there so petrified. Get on your fucking knees and BEG me not to do this.”
Andre stands there petrified, he doesn’t know what to do as the crowd looks on stunned. Celeste lets out her adorable giggle…..
Celeste: “Shhhh…..do you hear it? Nope neither do I, get on your fucking knees or I swear I will smother your daughter!”
Andre: “Okay…okay just don’t hurt her Celeste!”
Holmes gets on his knees in the middle of the ring begging Celeste Mallory not to smother his daughter…
Jimmy Garcia: “Somebody call the damn authorities! This is just sick!”
Gravedigger: “She’s pushing the limits that’s for sure, I don’t condone any of this but is it wrong for me to say she is hot in camo?”
Jimmy Garcia: “This is a serious situation here Digger!”
She starts to giggle again before dropping the pillow on Athena’s chest….
Celeste: “Good boy, that’s step number one. Now let’s go check on Serenity, shall we? You know, I really like this house, it fits you but I guess you can afford it on a World Champion salary, right? Dre, while you are on your knees I want you to think about what you did to my mother. You humiliated her, you embarrassed who she is and poked fun at her and me. That was wrong, that was the ultimate sin and you think that I was just going to let you get away with it all Dre? Let us see what Serenity thinks.”
She walks in to see a room full of soccer trophy’s and posters. We see Serenity face down on the bed, her bare foot hanging off the side of the bed, Celeste looks at her for a moment and over her shoulder to the camera…
Celeste: “Serenity is a big girl Dre, tough like her dad huh? I know you love your daughters almost as much as I love my mother and you know how that is. Ryan disrespected me in the Killing Floor, he is the SOLE reason you walked out as World Champion. His betrayal of me was uncalled for Dre, it was simply uncalled for. I’m a GOOD person, I like to have fun, I love pretty things like your daughter’s long hair. Look at it Dre……”
Celeste grabs a hug wad of Serenity’s hair and smells it….
Celeste: “It smells like cucumber melon, my favorite. What would your daughter do if she woke up with all her hair gone? That would be tragic, wouldn’t it? Mogui?”
The Psycho Surgeon hands her a pair of scissors; she teases cutting her hair by opening the sheers and glancing over at the camera and smiling. Dre is screaming “No” as she giggles again…..
Celeste: “No? You are right, hair can grow back….”
She drops the hair and picks up Serenity’s leg by the ankles and places the shears between her toes….
Celeste: “Toes can’t. So, tell me Dre, let me hear say that I am in control. I want to hear it from your mouth that I am in control! Say it or I swear to whatever God you pray to that I will cut off her toes one by one and she will forever have stumps for feet!”
Andre is frantic, the crowd is in absolute shock and silence. They can’t believe the depths that Celeste Mallory has gone to but that is proof again that Andre snapped her after last week’s stunt. Celeste cracks a smile as Andre shakes in anger and fear…..
Celeste: “Say it!”
Andre: “Alright…..alright….you are in control. You are in control.”
Celeste: “See? That wasn’t so hard and you daughter will thank you when Soccer practice kicks back in again.”
She drops her foot with a thud and goes to walk out, she stops and sees some of the trophy’s and takes a selfie with it. Celeste finally walks into the main bedroom where Kaitlyn Curran sleeps on her back, pregnant, the remote in her hand, the TV still on, Celeste looks to see UCI on and she laughs….
Celeste: “Isn’t this cute, it’s a shame she fell asleep before the Main Event. Look at Kaitlyn, she’s everything to you isn’t she? See, I could have done so much to a man like you but you’re such an asshole and couldn’t keep shut about my mother. So here I am and what is the point of all this, you have NO idea what I am capable of and the UCI watched as I was humiliated in the Killing Floor match! You making fun of me and my mother humiliated me and I am just supposed to take it!? No, because what I am showing you tonight is that I AM A GOD. That’s right Andre Holmes. In one snap I can take away everything from you! You fight for the not the World title, you fight for this family and when it no longer exists? You fight for nothing.”
Celeste places her hand on Kaitlyn’s stomach and smiles…..
Jimmy Garcia: “This is sick, Celeste Mallory has completely lost her mind!”
Gravedigger: “No! This is a woman that was pushed too far and she is retaliating Jimmy! Do you think Andre Holmes takes her serious now!?”
Jimmy Garcia: “I don’t doubt that one bit!”
Celeste looks back at the camera. Andre is shaking his head, finally lowering it, this has broken him down as he can no longer take it anymore. Celeste tilts her head and smirks…..
Celeste: “We are at the end Andre. Now all you have to do is be a good boy and say the magic words of I AM SORRY and if you do I will leave here and Kaitlyn unscathed. So tell me now, tell me you are sorry.”
Andre is shaking his head, he slams the mat in anger over and over until he finally looks up at Celeste who now lowers her head and rests it on Kaitlyn’s bare stomach….
Celeste: “Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Momma’s gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, momma’ gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring turns brass, momma’s gonna buy you a looking glass…..”
Andre finally nods….
Andre: “I’m sorry okay!? I’m sorry!”
She giggles and continues to sing…..
Celeste: “And if that looking glass gets broke, momma’s gonna buy you a billy goat. And if that billy goat won't pull, momma’s gonna buy you a cart and bull. And if that cart and bull turn over, momma’s gonna buy you a dog named Rover….”
She slowly stands back up and extends her hand out, Mogui gives her some kind of canister and gestures to Mogui the fire alarm.….Andre looks on wide eyed, he slams the mat again…..
Celeste: “And if that dog named Rover won't bark, Momma’s gonna buy you a horse and cart…..”
She hits a button and a flame comes on, holding it in front of her face she cracks a smile still singing in her adorable cute voice….
Celeste: “And if that horse and cart fall down, you’ll still be the sweetest little babies in town. Andre? At Civil War I’m taking more the World Championship. I’m going to break your name right in two and watch you fall at my feet like the rest of the UCI. You unleashed hell…..and when you come to your pretty wife you remember when you kiss her good night and place your hand on her stomach…..”
She turns the flame to Kaitlyn…..
Celeste: “That the Devil……is in the Pretty.”
She starts to giggle before the flame shuts and…
*STATIC*
Andre and the crowd in Boston are stunned. He slams the mat and quickly rolls out of the ring running to the back, the last image of Celeste smiling with the blow torch is all he remembers….
Jimmy Garcia: “I can’t, I can’t believe what I just saw. Celeste Mallory came to the UCI as an adorable young talent that we knew had a vicious side to her but nothing like this.”
Gravedigger: “Ladies and Gentlemen HELL hath no FURY like a Woman Scorned.”
Jimmy Garcia: “That’s not going to be a match, that is going to be a war for the World Championship. We will try to update you on the condition of Andre Holmes and his family on Social Media and the website. For Gravedigger, this is Jimmy Garcia, we are just stunned right now…..goodnight.” |
|
