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Post by DeMarcus Jordan on May 14, 2016 22:50:08 GMT -6
Very drunk. Lover you diverts. Singing karaoke. Woooo
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on May 14, 2016 22:52:09 GMT -6
Very drunk. Lover you diverts. Singing karaoke. Woooo SING THAT SONG, YOU BITCH -B. |
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Post by Crow McMorris on May 14, 2016 23:05:49 GMT -6
We need to make this match happen...
Andre Holmes v Teo Del Sol v Demarcus Jordon.
Karaoke battle royal!
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Post by Jayson Price on May 14, 2016 23:12:16 GMT -6
Aww, drunk Jeff is cute.
Now somebody give me a marker so I can draw some shit on his face.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on May 14, 2016 23:15:20 GMT -6
Aww, drunk Jeff is cute. Now somebody give me a marker so I can draw some shit on his face. Alright, taking bets right now: how many dicks does price fit onto Purse's face? Whole numbers only please. -B. |
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Post by Jayson Price on May 14, 2016 23:20:19 GMT -6
Aww, drunk Jeff is cute. Now somebody give me a marker so I can draw some shit on his face. Alright, taking bets right now: how many dicks does price fit onto Purse's face? Whole numbers only please. -B. ...are we talking dicks I draw on his face? Or actual dicks that I put on his face? |
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on May 14, 2016 23:32:59 GMT -6
Alright, taking bets right now: how many dicks does price fit onto Purse's face? Whole numbers only please. -B. ...are we talking dicks I draw on his face? Or actual dicks that I put on his face? Please tell me you write a Craig's list ad looking for people to come put dicks onto faces. I want to read that ad. Write it in character, too. Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. Someone please stop me before I write this promo. -B. |
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Post by Jayson Price on May 14, 2016 23:42:39 GMT -6
...I'll do it.
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Post by Alex Richards on May 14, 2016 23:53:47 GMT -6
this thread started off awesome.. and got more awesome
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2016 23:54:00 GMT -6
ALso wasted. Loves you <3 <3
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Post by Jayson Price on May 14, 2016 23:56:29 GMT -6
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Post by Jayson Price on May 15, 2016 0:37:23 GMT -6
*Update*
Good news, Jeff, so far 2 guys want to put their dicks on your face.
Bad news? I'm just now realizing using my real e-mail address for this fake post on the very real Craigslist was a bad idea.
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Post by "Mr. God" Benjamin Atreyu on May 15, 2016 0:48:09 GMT -6
Just for you guys haha.
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Post by Spencer Adams on May 15, 2016 0:51:12 GMT -6
Very drunk. Lover you diverts. Singing karaoke. Woooo Also me, but I had pizza and drink alone. Card is good. Fed is good. Life is good. To alcoholism! |
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on May 15, 2016 1:22:42 GMT -6
Come Lay Your Penises On My Friend's Face - m4mm (Philadelphia)
I'm here with my close friend, Jeff. He's a bit intoxicated at the moment but he'd like for me to arrange something that's always been a bit of a fantasy of his. He'd like to lie on the floor (or bed, however will work best for what he wants) and then try to play a game where we see just how many penises can be laid on his face. His eyes will be closed and it may seem as though he's asleep, but I promise you that it's merely part of his fantasy. (Also, don't be put off by anything that you see on his face. Jeff has made many poor decisions regarding tattoo placement in the past. ) Once we see just how many penises we can get on Jeff's face, I'll leave the room so that you gentlemen can see to dressing yourselves as I'm sure you're all trustworthy enough to not do anything perverse to a "sleeping" person.
A little bit about Jeff for those that are curious: A lot of people say that he bears a strong resemblance to Justin Timberlake, but I'm not fully sure of that. He's in good shape as he's an athlete. He does have a girlfriend but she's a bit on the annoying side and he's losing interest in her, which I'm sure plays a part of this fantasy about penises on his face. Any other questions I'd be happy to answer. I'm trying to set this up ASAP as I'm not sure how long Jeff will continue to play asleep, so please hurry!
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Quoted from Price's Craigslist post, in case it gets nuked. This is Best of Craig's List 100% of the way, y'all. Fuck da police.
-B.
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