Last Man Standing Match
Andre Holmes vs Dune
Live from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the amazing night one of Nightmare on South Street has really changed the game tonight. Every match on the card of night one has been completely amazing, and it’s all thanks to the general manager of UCI, Jayson Price. Now we cut to the commentary table that features Jack Schlongson, and The Hentai Prince.
Hentai Prince: Konichiwa! Welcome back to a Nightmare on South Street: Night One! I’m Adam Kurosawa better known as The Hentai Prince, and alongside me is my very own partner, Jack Schlongson!
Jack Schlongson: First of all, the only partner I have is Andre Holmes who is next up on taking that raggedy old man Dune in a Last Man Standing match in the co-main event. I am worried for my baby, this is a big opportunity but I’m concerned for his health.
Hentai Prince: But Andre demanded to face the amazing, and soon to be Hall of Famer Dune on this night because Dune is his dream opponent from the WCF days. Some people would call him stupid but I say he’s so KAWAII!
Jack Schlongson: He’s representing #TeamRekless, the new UCI Tag Team Champions. He’s going to win because I will be at the commentary table calling his match, and giving him the only inspiration. The inspiration of Jack Schlongson; his lover.
Hentai Prince: ...Right. Time to get into this match with the totally Tsundere Taylor Lorde waiting to introduce the competitor, and also explain the rules of the match. Take it away Taylor!
Taylor Lorde is standing in the center of the ring; surrounded by the loyal fans to UCI, and also Jayson Price. Wearing her signature blue dress, and black high heels. She gets the cue from the production team to begin with the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is our co-main event of the evening, and it is a Last Man Standing match! In order to win this match, a competitor must ensure that he cannot respond to the ten-second count by the referee.
The arena’s lights slowly dims when the introductory guitar riff starts playing around the arena. “Relentless” by New Years Day is the first entrance music to begin playing insinuating a positive crowd reaction from the UCI fans in the building. Andre Holmes walks out from the crowd; standing at the top of aisle with his black, and red leather jacket with the hoodie covering his head but not his face.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He walks down the stairs wearing his signature black MMA gloves, elbow pads, and knee pads. His red, and black wrestling tights, wrestling shoes both having his last name printed in red graphic designing but never forget the signature forearm black, and red sleeve on his right arm. Andre kept marching down the stairs ready for action; storming around to the ring in his wake.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 205 pounds. He is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Andre quickly hops onto the apron holding that UCI Tag Team Championship belt in his right hand. With the song lyrics, “Tear Me Down, It Won’t Build You Up…”, he quickly climbs onto the middle turnbuckle outside of the ropes to raise the belt up high with the entire arena falling into complete darkness. A spotlight emerges behind his figure to give off that silhouette visual effect to the crowd.
Jack Schlongson: God damn, my man is so sexy! My true partner is going to beat Dune in the effort of #TeamRekless, and show how much my inspiration is the key to him winning this match.
Hentai Prince: You don’t think he could win without you?
Andre quickly walks to the ropes once his music fades, and flips off Jack who waves his hand disregarding his impulsive disrespectful gestures. He is pacing back, and forth in the ring hyping himself up, and also demanding for Dune to show up in the match right now. You can really tell he wants Dune so badly.
Hentai Prince: He’s fired up. The Yandere Andre Holmes is demanding Dune to, and I quote, “Get his dumb ass out here now.” Talk about a fighting spirit, so YANDERE!
Jack Schlongson: Ew. I don’t appreciate his disrespectful attitude but I can understand that he is very angry at Dune not really treating him as an equal competitor. Dune will know that #TeamRekless is to be feared at all times!
Silence succumbs the arena the moment “The Pink Room” by David Lynch picks up around the arena, and everyone is looking around for him. It’s not long until the cameras point to a man walking out from the original entrance with a deep red light shining behind the monster Dune, and the silhouette of his monsterly figure is shown before all. Andre stands at his corner; balling his fists.
Crowd: DUNE! DUNE! DUNE! DUNE!
He walks among the fog covering the entrance path to the ring; deep scary eyes fixated on Andre Holmes who publicly challenged him to this match. Dressed with that charcoal half-mask around his face, black elbow pad on his left arm, white tape around his wrists, and fingers, black long tights, black, and gold knee pads, and his black & gold boots. Not to mention the hourglass viper seal on his pants.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Mojave Desert, United States of America! At six feet, five inches tall, weighing in at 276 pounds. He is Dune!
Dune stands before the apron until leaping up right on it. He quickly swings through the ropes, and stays in his corner without even blinking an eye at Andre’s direction. Holmes on the other hand has handed his accessories, and UCI Tag Team Championship belt right to a ringside crew member.
Hentai Prince: He’s so big, and scary. Oh no. He look like The Tiger King from One Punch Man. Andre, I hope you know what you’re doing. Dune is so freakin’ scary!
Jack Schlongson: Of course he knows what he’s doing. He knew by tagging with me, we would become champions. He can defeat Dune all on his own but asked me to commentate so I could be his inspiration, and motivation to do so. What a nice fella.
Taylor Lorde is already outside of the ring, and the referee gets the cue from production to begin the match. Dune, and Andre both nod to the referee thus he claps his hands to start the Last Man Standing match officially.
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre charges across the ring, wasting no time, and ready to get the match in his favor. He quickly leaps in the air, and barely drives Dune back with an elbow into his mask. After that surprisingly worked, Holmes starts unleashing a fast flurry of elbow strikes into his cheek to try, and put him down as early as possible but Dune shoves him up sending him into a backwards roll across the ring.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! LET'S GO DUNE! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO DUNE!
Jack Schlongson: There goes my hubby taking it right to Dune! Go Andre Go!
He’s already back on his feet, and charges across the ring to repeat the same action. Shoving his opponent back into the turnbuckles of his corner with a leaping elbow, and following it up with more elbows into the mask. Dune shoves him off again allowing Andre to roll back across the center, and back onto his feet but third time's a charm doesn’t work. He charges into Dune to get a Uranage Slam.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Hentai Prince: Uranage Slam by Dune! Andre landed on his shoulders, and almost the back of his head. You saw how his spine contorted from the sheer impact of that? Oh my, I hope he’s okay, and can still fight!
Andre rolls along the canvas in sheer pain as Dune grapples his large hands around his head. He tosses his opponent up with his back pressed against turnbuckles like a heap of paper. Even worse for Andre’s ribs, and chest to be battered by the boxing combinations that is really imploding on his chest, and ribcage. Finally, Dune ends it with a Short Arm Clothesline lifting his feet off the mat, and dropping him.
Crowd: DUNE! DUNE! DUNE! DUNE! DUNE! DUNE!
Jack Schlongson: Fight Andre Fight! You’re better than that old fart! Get up!
He’s struggling to make a comeback. Remember that Dune has the size, height, and power advantage hence why it was foolish of Andre to just charge him. Dune keeps working on his body by constantly kicking him down on the canvas, not even allowing the referee to get in the first ten count of the match. He helps Andre up then ragdoll throws him across the ring to the other adjacent corner.
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO DUNE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO DUNE!
Holmes manages to stand on his feet in the opposing corner which allows Dune to charge across the ring into his own corner. Luckily, he sidesteps allowing the beast to crash chest first into the turnbuckles then kicking him in the back of his head with a Gamengiri. In that little moment of stunning Dune, he quickly works him in the center of the ring with back to back Roundhouse kicks in the thigh, and chest.
Hentai Prince: Andre Holmes managed to move out of the way, and nail Dune with a Gamengiri to the back of his head! Listen to all the Moe Stars here in Philadelphia really encouraging Andre to fight for his entire life!
Dune goes for a quick Short Arm Clothesline but Andre ducks under his right arm, and uses that opportunity to strike his mask again with an Enguiziri Kick. With his opponent leaned back against the ropes, Holmes charges forward only to be lifted over the top rope but his ring awareness kicks in for him to land on the apron. Unfortunately, Dune recognized him, and knocked him off with a Back Spinning Fist.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Andre’s body quickly collapses to the ringside mat, and Dune follows after him. Landing on his ground, he drags his opponent by the head to the nearest barricade, and hooks his ankles under each pit. Back, and forth he swings his body into the barricade with each impact getting louder, and heavier. Having enough, Dune walks forward, and seals the deal with another throw into the steel steps allowing Andre to be down for the count.
One!
Two!
Jack Schlongson: Get up Andre! Get up now! Come on babe, you can do it!
Three!
Four!
Hands grappled around the edge of the apron thus he manages to get up just before the five count. Dune intercepts him with a knee uppercutting his ribs, and almost makes him jump higher in the air than he already can. Pissing the monster off is never a good idea but it’s coming from the die hard attitude of Andre Holmes. He grappled his large hands around his opponent’s head, and runs him back first into the barricade. Andre collapses to the floor; yelling in pain, back cringing, and body almost shaking.
Hentai Prince: Steel steps, barricades. Dune is really using everything around him as a weapon. Andre’s body right now is nothing more than battering ram. Human flesh does not work that way Dune! Not unless you’re Choji from Naruto! Not KAWAII!
Andre is still trying to fight back with multiple elbows into the ribs. Unfortunately, it’s going to take a lore more than that. So once again, he’s ragdolled near the commentary table where Dune takes a moment to walk around, and escort him out of that area again. A wicked chair shot is smacked across the back of Dune followed by another on the arm, another on the back, and one over the head to drop him against the apron.
Crowd: OH! OH! OH! OOOOOOOOH!
Jack Schlongson: YES BABE! FIGHT BACK! #TEAMREKLESS ALL THE WAY!
He keeps continuing the punishment. Blatantly disrespecting Dune by throwing the chair right into his head, and the impact knocks him down even more. Still on his knees, Andre stands off at his side to fire a continuous stream of Roundhouse kicks into his chest. The last time kick however is caught under Dune’s armpit but leaves him open to get clocked in the head with another Enguiziri Kick.
Crowd: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Dune is still on his feet but his legs are weakening from the constant head shots. Andre backs up a little bit to run forward ducking under his right arm again, and hopping onto the apron. He shoots off the apron to try, and Tornado DDT him onto the ringside mat but the strength of his opponent is unbearable. Dune shifts his body around to his right shoulder to charge forward, and drive his back into the ring post then Shoulder Powerslam him onto the ringside mat.
Jack Schlongson: BABE!
Hentai Prince: What will it take to put this monster down? Chair shots was used, Roundhouse kicks, Enguiziri Kicks and still Andre is being put down on the mat by just a Shoulder Powerslam into the ring post, and on the ringside mat. Did Andre bit off more than he could chew? Here’s the count!
One!
Two!
Crowd: GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!
Three!
Four!
Jack Schlongson: Get up babe!
Five!
Andre manages to fight against the pain, and just pull himself up at the count of bridging six. The welts on his back are getting worse; red, and can’t suffer any more shots. Dune is really starting to get annoyed so he comes behind his opponent, and drives a vicious forearm deep into his spine. A few more forearms makes Andre fall to knees with his arms against the apron.
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO DUNE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO DUNE!
Picked up again, he is whipped spine first into the barricade again. Dune charges at him but Andre swerves out of the way allowing Dune to clash into the barricade ribs first. When he turns around, he sees his opponent already in the ring bouncing off the opposing ropes to come back, and Suicide Dive through the middle, and bottom rope to Spear Dune in the chest. However, he’s still not down.
Hentai Prince: Heat Seeking Missile! Heat Seeking Missile! Dune is still standing on his feet but very groggy against the barricade.
Andre reenters the ring again, and springs back to his feet. He charges into the opposing ropes to achieve maximum velocity on repeating the same Suicide Dive driving Dune harder against the barricade. His back nearly pushes it out of line, and Dune falls to his right knee unable to get up in the meantime for now.
Jack Schlongson: One more babe, one more, and he’s down!
Back in the ring, he stomps his foot on the mat. Running to the ropes, that added spring pushes him to run at full velocity thus Andre leaps over the top rope, and flips over to drive the momentum of his weight down on a crashing Dune thus finally putting the monster down to rest. Both men are down on the ringside mat, and the 2300 arena crowd are going wild.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Although Andre was the reason for the crash, Dune is still the first to get up. He is trying to recover but Andre follows after him with elbows digging into into the back of his head. If the ring can’t handle it, maybe the crowd can. Both competitors of the match are pushing through the crowd section; Andre climbing up the stairs behind Dune along with the referee behind them.
Hentai Prince: Look out Moe Stars! We have a reckless Dune, and Andre Holmes fighting in the crowd. Don’t get hurt anyone.
Jack Schlongson: None of you touch my Andre Holmes, none of you!
Holmes is really trying to put pressure on his opponent. Constant elbow, and kick combinations into the midsection, chest or skull of Dune to keep pushing him back. On the crowd entrance, Andre pushed Dune back a bit to run into him but gets side swiped to crash through the heavy entrance/exit doors to the backstage area and concession stands of the 2100 Arena.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jack Schlongson: Hey you old fart! Bring my babe back into the arena! He’s already gotten enough food of today. Why does everyone want what I have?!
The referee has to keep up on the action at all times; following the competitors no matter where they go. Dune helps Andre back up to his feet, and drags him around in the backstage area of the crowd section long enough to find a table. He throws all the stuff off, and sets Andre’s head in between his thighs for that temporary Powerbomb setup. This time, both his arms are Double Underhooked.
Hentai Prince: Oh no! Dune is getting ready for the Sandstorm! He’s going to Double Underhook Crucifix Powerbomb Andre Holmes through that table! If he lands this, it’s going to be over!
Andre’s back is lifted over Dune’s right shoulder but breaks off the hold to land behind him. One quick leap into the air backwards, and he manages to strike the top of his opponent’s head with a swift Pele Kick into the cerebral. Dune stumbles forward to bend over onto the table, and Andre gets up to hop onto a nearby table as well. He runs across that table to leap over, and Ghetto Stomp both his feet on the back of Dune’s head thus shoving him face first through the table.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jack Schlongson: Ghetto Stomp through the table! Ghetto Stomp through the table! That’s my boy Andre! You see how #TeamRekless can beat anyone?! This is absolutely amazing. My babe is everything I wanted him to be!
He rolls forward from the landing, and stands on his right knee. Taking the moment to recover, and demanding the referee to start counting. Dune’s body is lying down on the broken table pieces; unresponsive to any movement that cues the official to start giving the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Dune just gets up. It takes a few moments to know where he’s at but he manages to get up in just a few seconds. However, Andre is nowhere to be found. Dune starts walking around to wonder where the hell his opponent went. Even the crowd doesn’t even know where Andre has gone so he starts walking around; dragging the referee with him by the collar to make sure he doesn’t go anywhere too.
Hentai Prince: Where did he go? He was just there. Any word from the cameras? Should we check the CCTV?
Dune is nearly at the exit of the arena, and just from behind, we spot Andre Holmes up on the ceiling of a concession standing carefully stalking Dune. He screams for him to turn around giving him the opportunity to leap down from the ceiling, and attempt a Diving Crossbody. He lands across the chest of his opponent but Dune stumbles back a few steps just to keep him held sideways across his entire body.
Jack Schlongson: Oh no, oh no, oh no! Please Dune, please!
He drops Andre across his knee in one backbreaker then across the other knee in another Backbreaker. Dune nods his head, and runs into the glass entrance doors to bash his body through the metal, and shatter the glass using his body as a battering ram. Ending this horrific sequence, he swings his body around off his shoulders, and Uranage Slam’s his back onto the glass, and concrete.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Hentai Prince: DUNE JUST TOOK OUT ANDRE’S BODY BY SMASHING HIM THROUGH THE GLASS DOORS OF THE ENTRANCE! OH MY GOD! WE NEED AN AMBULANCE NOW! PLEASE REF, COUNT HIM OUT, AND GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL!
The referee has no choice but to begin the count while Dune is still on his feet. He believes that Andre is out for the count, and just starts walking away with every step in perfect sync with the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Jack Schlongson: Not like this, not like this!
Seven!
Eight!
Hentai Prince: It’s over, Dune’s gonna’ win!
Nine!
Dune stops in his tracks. He noticed that the referee stopped the count at nine, and he slowly turns around to see Andre still on his feet. Wobbly knees, shaking legs, blood dripping down his right hand. Holmes’ back is really messed up with some cuts due to being exposed to glass but he signals Dune to get over here, and fight him until he dies. Dune shakes his head, and marches back over to him again.
Hentai Prince: Andre stay down! You don’t need to prove anything! You’ve done enough! Just stay down, please Andre!
Jack Schlongson: Shut up Adam! Never deny the motivation, and power of #TeamRekless! He can do it, the fighting warrior inspired by Jack Schlongson himself!
Andre attempts another Roundhouse Kick but Dune blocks it easily. Instead, he deliver another powerful knee that tosses Andre onto the ground. Having enough, he dragged his bleeding back across the hot concrete to end it all now. Picking him up in his grasp near a 2016 Dodge Ram Truck, Dune quickly climbs up onto the back with his opponent still in his arms.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Dune is done toying with his prey so he tries to reposition him but Andre is fighting back with more elbows into the flesh of his opponent. Therefore, there’s some resistance when he uproots a Rolling Elbow into the chin of Dune who almost falls off the edge of the truck but follows with a Snap DDT. Spiking him on the top of his head of the back of the 2017 Dodge Ram Truck.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jack Schlongson: Baby no! No babe! Not like this!
Hentai Prince: Dune just nearly killed Andre Holmes with a Snap DDT onto the back of the RAM Dodge Truck, and he’s barely even moving. Dune is getting up but Andre isn’t. Here’s the count!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Dune manages to sit up on the edge of the truck, and look down at Andre. Something clicks in him that makes him tick. Desperately pulling his hands around his opponent’s head, and dragging him to the top of the truck. There, Dune can shove Andre’s head in between his thighs, and perform the Sandstorm to finish off the co-main event.
Hentai Prince: Oh no, oh no! He’s going to kill Andre Holmes! No! Not Kawaii! Help me Kyuubi! Help me!
Jack Schlongson: I gotta save my- WHAT?!
The impossible happens. Andre is fighting against the Double Underhooks; resisting every attempt to have Dune lock it in. Dune clubs his back a few times to get him stable, and he almost locks it in until Andre just breaks the hold, and manages to lift him up, and over. Thus, Back Body Dropping Dune’s entire body onto the windshield causing it to shatter.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK!
Andre falls to his knees, and looks at Dune’s body positioned on the hood, in the windshield, and also halfway inside the interior of the car. While Andre slides off from the roof to the concrete, the referee is beginning his ten count.
Jack Schlongson: I never knew he was THAT strong especially with an almost destroyed spine!
Hentai Prince: Through all the pain, and torture. Andre is still finding a way to get back in this match, and survive- no. Win! Here is the official count from the referee. Is Dune going to get up?!
One!
Two!
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO DUNE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO DUNE!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Ei-
Dune is showing signs of life, and he’s beginning to push his upper body outside of the car. Shifting his wieght around, he leaves his head hanging over the hood which leaves Andre the chance to sidestep, and Thrust Kick his temple. The impact rolls him over onto his chest positioning him sideways across the hood of the truck.
Jack Schlongson: THRUST KICK! IT’S OVER! #TEAMREKLESS WINS!
Hentai Prince: WOW, THIS COULD BE IT! THE REFEREE IS STARTING OVER!
One-
Andre shoves the referee aside, and quickly punches the driver’s window allowing him to unlock the car from inside. He gets inside, and straps the seatbelt over his body then goes under the driver’s wheel to start playing with the wires.
Hentai Prince: What are you doing?! Andre had him right there!
Jack Schlongson: My baby must be hurt mentally. I think-
Suddenly, the engine of the RAM truck is roaring like a mothafucka. Andre shifts the gear into reverse with now multiple security personnel, and officials coming outside to prevent this. When he reverses the gear, he points the hood of it straight in the direction of the destroyed entrance. A few revs is heard with Andre having his hands tightly graspd around the steering wheel.
Hentai Prince: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! No, ANDRE, NO!
Jack Schlongson: INCOMING!!!
Andre slams his right foot on the gas pedal allowing the truck to have a short burn-out then puts the transmission into drive. The 2017 Dodge Ram Truck instantly shoots with Dune on it’s hood to plow through the entrance, and total the car into past multiple furniture than into a wall allowing Dune’s body to take the full blow of the hit. When the smoke clear, Andre is seen face first into an airbag, and Dune on the smashed up front end of the truck with furniture debris coveirng him.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Hentai Prince: HOLY FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK?! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THAT WAS SO KAWAII! LISTEN TO ALL THE MOE STARS, I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN IN MY LIFE!
Jack Schlongson: Is my baby okay?! Andre?! ANDRE?!?!?!!!
Multiple officials such as security personnel, medical, and the referee of the match rush to the crash. The match is still going on so the count must be made to officially end it. Since both competitors are unable to respond, it’s time.
One!
Two!
Three!
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO DUNE! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO DUNE! ANDRE HOLMES!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Hentai Prince: We’re watching this live on the old ECW titantron as much as everyone else is in the arena. This match may be a draw but what’s important is the health of both Andre, and Dune!
Seven!
Jack Schlongson: My baby is gone...no.
Eight!
Andre slowly lifts his head up, and looks around to find where he’s at. He unhooks the seat belt, and opens the busted driver’s doort that eventually falls off from the hinges. Barely even standing, he leans against the side of the car waving smoke from his face while Dune is still unresponsive.
Nine!
TEN!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Andre Holmes!
Andre collapses onto the floor with medical, and security now finally getting into the post-match to clear all the debris, and help each competitor to the nearest medical facilities. So much employees are doing their best to clean up what happened, and ensure nobody else gets hurt. However, the only person who got something out of this match was Andre Holmes.
Hentai Prince: I cannot believe this! I absolutely cannot believe what happened. Andre Holmes beat Dune, and is the last man standing! What a show, what a match! I hope the main event can top this!
Jack Schlongson: Nothing can be on top of Andre Holmes except me. Nothing. We’ll be right back.
