Post by PerZag on Oct 2, 2016 3:00:40 GMT -6
(OOC: I was having trouble thinking of a character development story this week. Had a lot on my plate. And then I got a soft tissue injury in my back. So, sitting down has been very difficult. So, yeah, I have had to write a lot of this standing or laying down, through a lot of pain. I hope this roleplay is up to standard. It is definitely the most words I have written, with it being a straight promo. So, yeah, thanks.)
“Man, Nightmare on South Street. Live from the 2300 arena in Philadelphia. What do we have in store for that night?
Well, maybe I should say those nights. Hello, to you all. My name is PerZag. And I am the man that is declared as being ‘The Worthiest of All’. Now, of course, that is a name that people don’t always feel very comfortable using. I mean, who does. Everyone thinks they are the best. Why can’t I?
Why can’t I believe I am the best? People keep downgrading me. Keep saying that I call myself ‘The Worthiest of All’, but I am not. Yet, you go around and say you are the best. Everyone does it. Every single fucking person in the locker room, does it. And yet, people look at me and say that I am not that great. Well, now that is just being hypocritical. I fucking hate hypocrites.
When people go and claim that they are the best, and then downgrade someone else from claiming they are the best, they are just fucking hypocrites. Everyone in the fucking locker room claim they are the best, and yet they clearly aren’t. Nobody is the best. Nobody is the greatest. Everyone can lose at some point. Everyone can have their bad moments.
Look at Alex Richards. He is the UCI Champion, and yet he has stilled lost a lot of matches in his career. And he will lose more. Even Jack Schlongson has had his bad moment. He drew with Thor Balfore. He may have never lost a match, but he can’t say that he has won all his matches either. See, everyone has their bad nights, yet everyone still seems to claim they are the best.
It is just the way people are. I may call myself ‘The Worthiest of All’, but that doesn’t mean I declare myself as being the best. Not by far. I am not better than everyone. Some, maybe, but not everyone. You see, ‘The Worthiest of All’ is just a nickname. I call myself that because everyone else calls themselves the best in some factor. I mean seriously look at everyone.
Ryan Jones calls himself the ‘Master Debater’. I mean for fucks sakes. He is literally calling himself a master at something. Believing that he is the best at debating. I mean, god damn it mate, you are nowhere near being the master of debating. Nowhere near that. You are just a debater. No mastering about it. That is all.
And then there is Michal Whin. Now, he goes on about ‘Making It a Whin’. Making it a Michal Whin. Now, that is a cause for a celebration, isn’t it? I mean, this dickhead is literally telling everyone that he is the best. He is literally going around telling everyone to ‘Make It A Whin’, and that is him literally stating that he is the best.
Of course there is Fang Porter. This guy thinks so highly of himself. ‘The Wolf God’, ‘The Devil You Don’t Know’, ‘Satan’s Chosen’, ‘The True Immortal of Pro Wrestling’, ‘The Only Icon That Matters’. For fucks sake. This guy thinks he is a God, a Devil, a Chosen One, an Immortal, and an Icon. This guy is so fucked in the head. He is nowhere near any of these levels. I mean, I am pretty certain that Celeste Mallory is ‘The Devil We Don’t Know’. Or, well, ‘The Devil We Do Know’, now.
Satan’s Chosen would of certainly been Sven Alexander. Or Max. Either one of the two. They were definitely chosen by Satan, by far. And then, Immortal and an Icon. You are nowhere near being both, let alone one of them. What have you done that is so immortalising or iconic? The only answer for that is nothing. You have done nothing of the sort.
And ‘The Wolf God’. Well, who cares about that one anyhow. I don’t know who would really want to be a God of a wolf. That isn’t that great, really.
So, people seem to call themselves great things all the time. What is the problem with me calling myself ‘The Worthiest of All’ when people call themselves Masters, and Gods, and Icons? It is fucking ridiculous.
Of course people don’t see me as being overly Worthy. I mean, what have I done in the ring. I won two weeks, I lost two weeks. That is all. Nothing overly great. But, my competitors haven’t done much either.
Ryan Jones has won the Television Title twice now, but you could see that happening. Ever since he has gotten to UCI, all he has had is title matches. That is fucking ridiculous. Fucking pathetic. He must be sucking someone’s cock. I am looking at you, Jayson Price.
Well, I am not really, it is just that someone has got to be behind it. You are the General Manager. It must be you. But, who knows. It could be Spencer Adams. Ryan Jones is certainly sucking someone’s cock in management if he is getting title match after title match after title match. It is not like her is great or anything. He is fucking annoying, that is all.
Then there is Michal Whin. He got to UCI, and was given a match to go into a title match. Two matches in, and he had a title match. What has this fucking guy done? Nothing. That is truly fucked. It is just like Fang and Jericho Salazar. Two other men that have had title opportunities, and never could win it. Yet, management gives me nothing.
I have had to fight four ordinary matches in a row, without title matches. And don’t go claiming that it is because I am not very good. It has nothing to do with that. Dickheads like Ryan Jones and Michal Whin get title matches, and yet I don’t. They get title matches as soon as they get here. And I get fucking nothing.
I mean, that is fucked. Why hasn’t management given me the chance at a title? I have been here for a month and have never had a title match. Michal Whin was here two weeks, and he got a shot. Why don’t they give me a shot? It is because they are biased motherfuckers. I work my fucking ass off week after week, win or lose, and they give me nothing.
Give me no fucking respect. It is fucking bullshit. Absolutely fucked up. They don’t want me fighting for fucking titles. Why? Why don’t you want me fighting for them? Why did you give me a month before I even got a fucking chance? Why did you give Ryan Jones and Michal Whin title matches as soon as I got here? Why have I received no title matches?
It is because I don’t suck their fucking cocks. I don’t suck up to management. I don’t fucking care about management. Management can go and do whatever the fuck, they want. Go ahead and book Michal Whin in a title match. Go ahead and give Ryan Jones chance after fucking chance at the same title, over and over again. And I am stuck doing nothing.
You know what. Fuck you. Fuck you all for being biased fucks. You people are fucking jokes. And now, that I have a chance at a title, you put me in a five way match. Now, you just want to stack the odds against me. I mean Ryan Jones is already a champion, he doesn’t deserve to be there. Jericho Salazar, Michal Whin and Fang Porter have had their shots in the past. Couldn’t do it then. What says that they will do it now? Nothing. Nothing says that they will win the big match now.
Why is that? Because people know that these guys can’t do it. They cannot win the big one. Now, I have never had the big one. Not yet in UCI, anyhow, but I have had the experience of winning the big one. My first ever title match in my career was a five way match. A five way match for the Internet Championship. No one really thought that I was going to win it all, but guess what. I did. I won that match, and the title. Held the title for the longest time in history, and that was because I was just that good.
You see. I know how to win the big one. Ryan Jones has a little bit of experience. He has won the Television title, but he could not win the Rising Stars Championship. That was too much for him. He was not good enough for that title. Now, what says that he is good enough for the UCI Championship. Television Championship is about as good as it gets for him. Unless he finds a good enough partner to help him get the Tag Team Titles. Otherwise, he will be stuck doing his weekly routine of Internet Championship Hot Potato.
That is about as good as it gets for him. Jericho Salazar has had his shot before. He has fought for the Television Championship before. He couldn’t win that title, what means that he will win this one. The same thing goes for Jonathan ‘Fang’ Porter and Michal Whin. Both of them have had shots at the UCI Rising Stars Championship, and yet, none of them could win the title. None of them ever could.
Everyone in this match have had their title opportunities, but have never taken them. Three have had a shot at the UCI Rising Stars Title, but they couldn’t do it. Hell, if they did, they could have done exactly what Celeste Mallory did, and put themselves straight into the Killing Floor Match. Now, though, they have to fight their way into it, in a five way contest.
And only one of us will do it. Though, there is only one deserving. I am the only one that deserves the shot at the title. The only once that should get it. Everyone else have had their opportunities before. Everyone else have lost their opportunities. A lot of them couldn’t capitalise. The only man that has gotten something is Ryan Jones, yet he was still not good enough to get the Rising Stars Championship.
That is the only level that Ryan Jones is though. He is only Television Title material. The midcard is his specialty. He never goes any higher. Jonathan Porter, Jericho Salazar and Michal Whin are in the same boat. They are going to be stuck in the midcard as well. None of them are any good. They are not Worthy of being in the Main Event. Not Worthy of fighting for the UCI Title. But, one person is.
Me. PerZag. ‘The Worthiest of All’. The one fucking person that matters. I have never been given an opportunity like the other four men in this match have. I have never had that title shot. And now, well, this is only a contender’s match, but that means one thing. It means that I will finally get something that I deserve. I will finally get a title match. An opportunity to prove to everyone why I deserve a fucking title match.
I have always fucking deserved it. Yet, they give it to dickheads who can’t capitalise. It is my fucking time. My fucking chance. My opportunity to put myself in the Main Event. To fight for the title. To fight for the UCI Championship. To prove to everyone that I am who I say I am.
I am ‘The Worthiest of All’. I am the creator of ‘The Worthy Era’. By the end of October, people will see history. They will see a new UCI Champion crowned. A man that has deserved it for many, many years. I have held titles, I have defended titles, and now my opportunity has come. The fucking opportunity that I fucking deserve.
To all you motherfuckers that are out there watching. You are looking at the man who will walk out victorious at Nightmare On South Street. You are looking at the man who will walk into Killing Floor as the underdog. You are looking at the man who will walk out of Killing Floor the UCI Champion.
And why? Well, that is because I have finally gotten my opportunity. My chance at a championship. And what better way to do it, than getting the UCI Championship. That would be the perfect way to show to everyone, why I have always deserved a title shot. Why nobody else deserved a shot. This is my chance. This is my opportunity. No way am I going to let it slip.
Multi-person matches is my cup of tea. I won my first title in a multi-man match, and now I am going to win my first opportunity at a title, in one. While dickheads get underserving title shots, I will make mine happen. Since no one will give me a shot, I am going to take it. Claim it.
I want this shot. I need this shot. And now, I am going to take it. At Nightmare On South Street, in front of all the fans at the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, they will see one thing only. They will see a five way match, that will be spectacular, but with only one finish. There will only be one thing. And that is something Worthy.
That is me standing at the end of that match with my hand held high in victory. Fuck the other four people in the match. They have had their chances before. It is my time. It is my time to fucking shine. So, that is what I am going to do.
I am going to shine. I am going to win. I am going to make history. All thanks to the moment I got a shot. I will fight for my first title. I will not be handed it like everyone else. And it starts now.
The Worthy Era will officially begin at Nightmare On South Street. And I can guarantee that. Fuck everyone else. It is my time. IT IS MY FUCKING TIME!
Thank-you all for tuning in, and good fucking night."
“Man, Nightmare on South Street. Live from the 2300 arena in Philadelphia. What do we have in store for that night?
Well, maybe I should say those nights. Hello, to you all. My name is PerZag. And I am the man that is declared as being ‘The Worthiest of All’. Now, of course, that is a name that people don’t always feel very comfortable using. I mean, who does. Everyone thinks they are the best. Why can’t I?
Why can’t I believe I am the best? People keep downgrading me. Keep saying that I call myself ‘The Worthiest of All’, but I am not. Yet, you go around and say you are the best. Everyone does it. Every single fucking person in the locker room, does it. And yet, people look at me and say that I am not that great. Well, now that is just being hypocritical. I fucking hate hypocrites.
When people go and claim that they are the best, and then downgrade someone else from claiming they are the best, they are just fucking hypocrites. Everyone in the fucking locker room claim they are the best, and yet they clearly aren’t. Nobody is the best. Nobody is the greatest. Everyone can lose at some point. Everyone can have their bad moments.
Look at Alex Richards. He is the UCI Champion, and yet he has stilled lost a lot of matches in his career. And he will lose more. Even Jack Schlongson has had his bad moment. He drew with Thor Balfore. He may have never lost a match, but he can’t say that he has won all his matches either. See, everyone has their bad nights, yet everyone still seems to claim they are the best.
It is just the way people are. I may call myself ‘The Worthiest of All’, but that doesn’t mean I declare myself as being the best. Not by far. I am not better than everyone. Some, maybe, but not everyone. You see, ‘The Worthiest of All’ is just a nickname. I call myself that because everyone else calls themselves the best in some factor. I mean seriously look at everyone.
Ryan Jones calls himself the ‘Master Debater’. I mean for fucks sakes. He is literally calling himself a master at something. Believing that he is the best at debating. I mean, god damn it mate, you are nowhere near being the master of debating. Nowhere near that. You are just a debater. No mastering about it. That is all.
And then there is Michal Whin. Now, he goes on about ‘Making It a Whin’. Making it a Michal Whin. Now, that is a cause for a celebration, isn’t it? I mean, this dickhead is literally telling everyone that he is the best. He is literally going around telling everyone to ‘Make It A Whin’, and that is him literally stating that he is the best.
Of course there is Fang Porter. This guy thinks so highly of himself. ‘The Wolf God’, ‘The Devil You Don’t Know’, ‘Satan’s Chosen’, ‘The True Immortal of Pro Wrestling’, ‘The Only Icon That Matters’. For fucks sake. This guy thinks he is a God, a Devil, a Chosen One, an Immortal, and an Icon. This guy is so fucked in the head. He is nowhere near any of these levels. I mean, I am pretty certain that Celeste Mallory is ‘The Devil We Don’t Know’. Or, well, ‘The Devil We Do Know’, now.
Satan’s Chosen would of certainly been Sven Alexander. Or Max. Either one of the two. They were definitely chosen by Satan, by far. And then, Immortal and an Icon. You are nowhere near being both, let alone one of them. What have you done that is so immortalising or iconic? The only answer for that is nothing. You have done nothing of the sort.
And ‘The Wolf God’. Well, who cares about that one anyhow. I don’t know who would really want to be a God of a wolf. That isn’t that great, really.
So, people seem to call themselves great things all the time. What is the problem with me calling myself ‘The Worthiest of All’ when people call themselves Masters, and Gods, and Icons? It is fucking ridiculous.
Of course people don’t see me as being overly Worthy. I mean, what have I done in the ring. I won two weeks, I lost two weeks. That is all. Nothing overly great. But, my competitors haven’t done much either.
Ryan Jones has won the Television Title twice now, but you could see that happening. Ever since he has gotten to UCI, all he has had is title matches. That is fucking ridiculous. Fucking pathetic. He must be sucking someone’s cock. I am looking at you, Jayson Price.
Well, I am not really, it is just that someone has got to be behind it. You are the General Manager. It must be you. But, who knows. It could be Spencer Adams. Ryan Jones is certainly sucking someone’s cock in management if he is getting title match after title match after title match. It is not like her is great or anything. He is fucking annoying, that is all.
Then there is Michal Whin. He got to UCI, and was given a match to go into a title match. Two matches in, and he had a title match. What has this fucking guy done? Nothing. That is truly fucked. It is just like Fang and Jericho Salazar. Two other men that have had title opportunities, and never could win it. Yet, management gives me nothing.
I have had to fight four ordinary matches in a row, without title matches. And don’t go claiming that it is because I am not very good. It has nothing to do with that. Dickheads like Ryan Jones and Michal Whin get title matches, and yet I don’t. They get title matches as soon as they get here. And I get fucking nothing.
I mean, that is fucked. Why hasn’t management given me the chance at a title? I have been here for a month and have never had a title match. Michal Whin was here two weeks, and he got a shot. Why don’t they give me a shot? It is because they are biased motherfuckers. I work my fucking ass off week after week, win or lose, and they give me nothing.
Give me no fucking respect. It is fucking bullshit. Absolutely fucked up. They don’t want me fighting for fucking titles. Why? Why don’t you want me fighting for them? Why did you give me a month before I even got a fucking chance? Why did you give Ryan Jones and Michal Whin title matches as soon as I got here? Why have I received no title matches?
It is because I don’t suck their fucking cocks. I don’t suck up to management. I don’t fucking care about management. Management can go and do whatever the fuck, they want. Go ahead and book Michal Whin in a title match. Go ahead and give Ryan Jones chance after fucking chance at the same title, over and over again. And I am stuck doing nothing.
You know what. Fuck you. Fuck you all for being biased fucks. You people are fucking jokes. And now, that I have a chance at a title, you put me in a five way match. Now, you just want to stack the odds against me. I mean Ryan Jones is already a champion, he doesn’t deserve to be there. Jericho Salazar, Michal Whin and Fang Porter have had their shots in the past. Couldn’t do it then. What says that they will do it now? Nothing. Nothing says that they will win the big match now.
Why is that? Because people know that these guys can’t do it. They cannot win the big one. Now, I have never had the big one. Not yet in UCI, anyhow, but I have had the experience of winning the big one. My first ever title match in my career was a five way match. A five way match for the Internet Championship. No one really thought that I was going to win it all, but guess what. I did. I won that match, and the title. Held the title for the longest time in history, and that was because I was just that good.
You see. I know how to win the big one. Ryan Jones has a little bit of experience. He has won the Television title, but he could not win the Rising Stars Championship. That was too much for him. He was not good enough for that title. Now, what says that he is good enough for the UCI Championship. Television Championship is about as good as it gets for him. Unless he finds a good enough partner to help him get the Tag Team Titles. Otherwise, he will be stuck doing his weekly routine of Internet Championship Hot Potato.
That is about as good as it gets for him. Jericho Salazar has had his shot before. He has fought for the Television Championship before. He couldn’t win that title, what means that he will win this one. The same thing goes for Jonathan ‘Fang’ Porter and Michal Whin. Both of them have had shots at the UCI Rising Stars Championship, and yet, none of them could win the title. None of them ever could.
Everyone in this match have had their title opportunities, but have never taken them. Three have had a shot at the UCI Rising Stars Title, but they couldn’t do it. Hell, if they did, they could have done exactly what Celeste Mallory did, and put themselves straight into the Killing Floor Match. Now, though, they have to fight their way into it, in a five way contest.
And only one of us will do it. Though, there is only one deserving. I am the only one that deserves the shot at the title. The only once that should get it. Everyone else have had their opportunities before. Everyone else have lost their opportunities. A lot of them couldn’t capitalise. The only man that has gotten something is Ryan Jones, yet he was still not good enough to get the Rising Stars Championship.
That is the only level that Ryan Jones is though. He is only Television Title material. The midcard is his specialty. He never goes any higher. Jonathan Porter, Jericho Salazar and Michal Whin are in the same boat. They are going to be stuck in the midcard as well. None of them are any good. They are not Worthy of being in the Main Event. Not Worthy of fighting for the UCI Title. But, one person is.
Me. PerZag. ‘The Worthiest of All’. The one fucking person that matters. I have never been given an opportunity like the other four men in this match have. I have never had that title shot. And now, well, this is only a contender’s match, but that means one thing. It means that I will finally get something that I deserve. I will finally get a title match. An opportunity to prove to everyone why I deserve a fucking title match.
I have always fucking deserved it. Yet, they give it to dickheads who can’t capitalise. It is my fucking time. My fucking chance. My opportunity to put myself in the Main Event. To fight for the title. To fight for the UCI Championship. To prove to everyone that I am who I say I am.
I am ‘The Worthiest of All’. I am the creator of ‘The Worthy Era’. By the end of October, people will see history. They will see a new UCI Champion crowned. A man that has deserved it for many, many years. I have held titles, I have defended titles, and now my opportunity has come. The fucking opportunity that I fucking deserve.
To all you motherfuckers that are out there watching. You are looking at the man who will walk out victorious at Nightmare On South Street. You are looking at the man who will walk into Killing Floor as the underdog. You are looking at the man who will walk out of Killing Floor the UCI Champion.
And why? Well, that is because I have finally gotten my opportunity. My chance at a championship. And what better way to do it, than getting the UCI Championship. That would be the perfect way to show to everyone, why I have always deserved a title shot. Why nobody else deserved a shot. This is my chance. This is my opportunity. No way am I going to let it slip.
Multi-person matches is my cup of tea. I won my first title in a multi-man match, and now I am going to win my first opportunity at a title, in one. While dickheads get underserving title shots, I will make mine happen. Since no one will give me a shot, I am going to take it. Claim it.
I want this shot. I need this shot. And now, I am going to take it. At Nightmare On South Street, in front of all the fans at the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, they will see one thing only. They will see a five way match, that will be spectacular, but with only one finish. There will only be one thing. And that is something Worthy.
That is me standing at the end of that match with my hand held high in victory. Fuck the other four people in the match. They have had their chances before. It is my time. It is my time to fucking shine. So, that is what I am going to do.
I am going to shine. I am going to win. I am going to make history. All thanks to the moment I got a shot. I will fight for my first title. I will not be handed it like everyone else. And it starts now.
The Worthy Era will officially begin at Nightmare On South Street. And I can guarantee that. Fuck everyone else. It is my time. IT IS MY FUCKING TIME!
Thank-you all for tuning in, and good fucking night."
