Post by gemini on Sept 30, 2016 16:22:46 GMT -6
I’ve finally made it. I’ve heard of this cosmic disturbance for some time now and have been able to get parts of me over in the past. But finally, after months of trying, I’ve made it. And not a moment too soon. You see, this world, this alternate universe through the Wave is broken. And it needs a hero. The Guardians are cool and all, but they’re focused on an intergalactic scale. Let them Guard the skies… I’ll guard Earth.
I may not be the hero you want… but I’m the hero you fucking need!
Episode 1:
Taming the Rabid Beast
It was a normal day in the expanded universe, the birds were chirping and the clouds were opening up as rain poured down from the heavens above. Mild mannered wedding musician Grayson Pierce exited his rehearsal space and felt fortunate that he was able to leave his shit there for the night. He dind’t mind the rain too much, especially on a day like today. It was relatively warm and the rain merely cooled him down after a raucous rehearsal.
“TAXI!” He yelled across the street as he waved his hand frantically but the yellow cab didn’t stop. It sped by to pick up a rather attractive young lady down the street. He couldn’t blame the driver. She had legs that went all the way up to her chin and worse clothes that could hardly hold her bosoms in place. There seemed to be a lot of that here in the expanded universe, and Grayson, since he left and was separated from his wife, Kat, felt it was finally time to move on.
When the world split in two Grayson was separated from his family. It was like nothing he had ever seen.
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6 months earlier…
“Fucking bills! How are we ever going to keep up with this?” Kat Ruiz-Pierce exclaimed.
But those bills no longer mattered as the humble home of Grayson Pierce and Kat Ruiz split in two. Grayson tried to rush over the huge gash in the ground… to bound what looked like 100 miles over the gap to his beloved Kat on the other side, but there was no use. His house was torn in two and so was his life. He watched as she vanished in a brilliant white light and then the world turned a harsh black.
He opened his eyes and could see nothing… it was only when he closed them again did the new world come into view…
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So now he lived in this expanded universe, but he didn’t come alone. Gemini Battle came with him. But he was different here. He was calmer, and it was only the harshest of shocks that could bring him out. That being said he saw a woman being mugged from afar. He heard it like it was right next to him but it must have been blocks away.
The streets of Chicago were grid-like, like New York. But it still wasn’t easy to get around. Cars were parked all across the sidewalks and garbage littered the streets. He ran as fast as he could towards the sounds of injustice from the distance but couldn’t run fast enough.
And that’s when it happened. He felt his face transform and the scars emerge from his lips all the way to his ears. His hair grew and became remorsefully greasy. He looked at his hands and found them pale as day and felt the crimson flow form from behind his teeth.
He had become… SUPER BATTLE!
He could run faster, jump higher and swear far more fervently. He felt this need to protect and serve all of humanity like he could never feel as Grayson Pierce and as he reached the offender he stopped and shouted.
“Stop right there, evil doer!” While pointing at him with a long and mangled finger.
The assaulter laughed and stopped to look at this woman’s savior; a man wearing spandex purple with a belt buckle of a smiley face and a picture of a clown on his chest. The man pulled out a switch blade, which in this universe was legal, and he lunged towards Gemini.
With eh swiftness of a fox and the speed of a cavalier he dodged all the drives and evades all the etchings. He then caught the attacker’s hand and bent it back and ripped it off the man’s body. Blood flew from his hand like a god damn Tarrantino Movie. The screaming of the man could be heard a million miles away and Gemini slapped the man across the face with his own hand.
“Why you hitting yourself?” Gemini exclaimed, still trying to find that perfect superhero tag line.
As the blood flowed out of the man’s stump his entire body began to become pale. But unlike Gemini, he coul’dnt handle it and he began to fade away. The rain falling on him began to break through and the man slowly disintegrated on the ground beneath his feet.
Gemini handed the hand to the woman, who removed the ring on it’s finger. Her wedding ring.
“Thank you, sir… how can I repay you?”
“Intercourse.” Gemini responded.
She looked nervous, but it was his fee. He couldn’t be expected to serve the helpless for free, now could he? Many of the victims didn’t have money so pussy was all that they could offer. If it was a guy, he would take some dick… he wasn’t picky. Sex is sex after all. He went to grab the woman’s hand and bring her to his fuck house when he saw it.
It was exactly what he had been looking for. A poster hyping a wrestling company called UCI. And on this billboard was a picture of the man he had been looking for.
Johnny Rabid…
“Johnny Rabid… the man who nearly took everything away from me that I had. He followed me to the other universe and now I’ve finally found him here. HE seems to have brought his struggling British Wrestling company with him. I hear it’s failing here too.
But that’s all you are, aren’t you Johnny. A Perennial Failure. You failed in the other Universe, and you’ve failed here. You always played second fiddle to Jared Holmes, and you think that you can come here and make a difference. But the fact is that as long as Holmes is alive you will always live in his shadow. And I know how much you love staying in the shadows, but I also know how much you love the spotlight.
That’s why you teamed up with Kyle Kemp. He was SO much better than you, or so he thought. But he didn’t realize what I realized. You were using him, like you manipulate every one else in your world. I know your involvement in Brexit and I know your collusion with Trump and Putin. I know that you have your hands in some of the most nefarious goings on in the entire universe.
Because you feed off the power that it gives you. You love when people owe you favors, don’t you. Well, here’s something you didn’t know. I actually owe YOU a favor. Because I’ve been searching high and low for you and I’ve gfinally found you. And now… I can kill you.
Murdered. Destroyed. Massacred. Genocide. But just one man. I will demolish you and everything that you stand for. You ain’t nothing but a piece of shit on a stick and I’m gonna freeze you and then cover you in chocolate and sell you to a perverted circus act who will then shove you in her pussy and shit you out. That’s a thing… everything is a thing.
This is the expanded universe. I’ve never experienced anything like it. The things that I’m capable of are out of this world. And how I wish I had more time to spend here, but I fear that this may be our only meeting in this Universe. I do not truly plan of killing you, Johnny, merely ravaging your body and leaving you nothing but a bloody and barely beating mass of humanity.
But that’s not why our paths won’t cross again. It’s because you are the only reason I’m here. And after that I’m going to vanish. I can’t help it. It has been prophesized. So look me in the eyes now, because the next time you see them they will only be in your nightmares.
Sweet Dreams."