Post by "Random" Ryan Jones on Sept 29, 2016 14:36:46 GMT -6
●Walking through the lobby, on his way to his New York City penthouse suite is "Random" Ryan Jones wearing a nice looking suit with his Precious over his left shoulder. He gets into the elevator while "I'm Walking on Sunshine", by Katrina and the Waves plays as the elevator doors close and goes up to the top floor suite.●
●The door opens to his penthouse and the echoing word "Surprise" fills the room as a startled Ryan uses his poker face and plays it off with a smile. The room is in a festive mood as most of his close friends are there to share his big UCI Television Title victory. A banner reads, "Welcome Home Precious", glistening as the moonlight seeps in through the oversized window. UCI family members are there as well. Celeste Mallory is shown in a sexy blue dress that only she can pull off, taking a sip of champagne she looks at Ryan, smiles and then blows him a kiss. Ryan air catches it and winks back at her. Standing next to her interlocked in her right arm is Jack Schlongson who has his newly minted UCI Tag Team Title over his right shoulder. He smiles at Ryan who courtesy smiles back, Jack and Celeste go back to talking amongst themselves. Warren Deen, wearing a blue Tap Out shirt begins to sing after tapping his spoon on his glass of expensive imported French champagne.●
Warren Deen: For he's a jolly good fellow..for he's a jolly good fellow..for he's a jolly good fellllow--which nobody can deny!
●The crowded room joins in unison, Ryan smiles and blushes.●
Celeste Malloy: Which nobody can deny!
Jack Schlongson: Speeeeech!
●The applause gets deafening then starts to fade as Ryan waves his hands and begins to speak to the eagerly awaiting crowd.●
Ryan Jones: Aw..geez guys....this is overwhelming..first thing I'd like to say is..Yo,' Celeste..I did it!
●The party begins to cheer and laugh as "Flashdance...What a Feeling", by Irene Cara plays in the background by DJ Paulie D who is DJing the evenings festivities. Paulie smiles and gives Ryan a Jersey Shore signature fist pump in the air several times. Ryan fist pumps back and notices Paulie's girlfriend Aubrey O'Day is cheering and whistling at him. She locks eyes with him and bats her eyelashes but Ryan looks over at Celeste instead.●
"Aubrey O'Day hasn't gotten anything on Celeste.", he thinks to himself.
Ryan Jones: First of all..congratulations goes out to both Celeste Mallory for her big UCI Rising Stars Title defense and Jack Schlongson for becoming one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions with my boy Andre Holmes at Rite Of Passage. ●DJ Paulie D spins a version of "We are the Champions", by Queen and "Champion", by Kayne West that he certifies "funky fresh" on his large over the top turntable.● Also give it up for my personal DJ for all of my events..DJ PAUULLLIEE D! ●Paulie smiles and fist pumps with sweat streaming down his dark tanned face.● What a night. I fulfilled my Rite of Passage and brought home my sweet Precious to her forever home..where she belongs. Enjoy the evening everybody..this is a Champions party..not just for me. Before I make a toast I'd like to thank my good friend Chef Michael Symon for catering this Champion shindig..thank you Michael!
●Michael Symon laughs his infectious laugh.●
Michael Symon: It's nothing..I had the day off from The Chew and had some filets wrapped in bacon and Portuguese Bison sausage just laying around the house anyway. Hahaha
●Ryan raises his glass of champagne.●
Ryan Jones: A toast..these championships are nice..but to the woman who is your next UCI World Champion.....Celeste Mallory!!
●Everybody raises their glass and takes a sip at the same time.●
Warren Deen: Here..here!! Enjoy the party everybody.
●Scene fades black then focuses on the rooftop of Ryan's penthouse. Warren Deen and Ryan are relaxing smoking expensive cigars while the party goes on inside.●
Warren Deen: What a week. I'm proud of you man. You took care of business like you said you would.
●Ryan takes a puff of the celebratory cigar and smiles back at Warren.●
Ryan Jones: Of course I did. I always come through in clutch situations..it's in my DNA.
Warren Deen: I don't mean to rain in on your parade brother..but have you noticed Celeste doesn't seem into you as much as you are into her?
"Not this conversation.", Ryan thinks to himself.
Ryan Jones: How did you come up with this?
Warren Deen: I've looked around. Just an observation..
"Nobody understands..I don't expect them to.", he thinks.
Ryan Jones: I really don't know how into me she is and I really don't care. We are just good friends.
"Hope he doesn't see through that shit.", he thinks.
Warren Deen: Come on bruh. You know I see through that shit. I see how much you like her and I'm only looking out for the business side.
Ryan Jones: Business? You know I AM all about business!
Warren Dean: I just don't want this wave we are riding to end. Think about it..you guys have completely different friends. She's all about Jack Schlongson and you hang out with Andre Holmes. Eventually, something has to give.
"I will never turn on Celeste.", Ryan thinks.
Ryan Jones: We are adults, we can handle whatever gets thrown our way..and like I said, we are just really good friends.
"Why do I get the feeling nobody is buying it?", Ryan thinks to himself.
Warren Deen: Alright, no sense in beating a dead horse..I'm just sayin'.
Ryan Jones: She and I have other things to worry about professionally. Just surviving this week is going to be something in itself.
Warren Deen: True that. Two matches in one week?
Ryan Jones: This Sunday I get my chance to earn my spot in the Killing Floor Match for the World Title at the next pay-per-view by beating four other hungry UCI superstars at the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at A Nightmare On South Street.
"A match I have every intention of winning.", Ryan ponders to himself.
Warren Deen: And if that weren't enough the next night you are Co-Main Eventing Oveload by defending your UCI Television Title against Kyle Cameron at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas.
"Technically her name is Precious but I wouldn't expect anybody to understand that either.", Ryan says to himself.
●Ryan takes a big puff off his cigar and smiles.●
Ryan Jones:Anybody ever tell you that you worry too much? Relax. I'm the King Of 3k.
●Warren laughs.●
Warren Deen: Haha. You fool. So now you are, let's see here.."The King of 3K".."The Two Kyle Killers".."The Television Star".."Master Debater"..
Ryan Jones: Shit that's only four. I need to make up about twenty more to keep up with Jonathan "Fag" Poindexter..he's one of my opponents on Sunday.
Warren Deen: Old Blue Wilderness himself, eh?
Ryan Jones: He's the least of my worries. Give him a bone and he'll be fine. I'm all caught up on my rabies shot anyhow.
●Ryan glances inside the penthouse through a half opened window and notices Celeste dancing with one of his opponents on Sunday Michel Whin.●
Warren Deen: What the hell does Whin think he's doing here?
Ryan Jones: Looks like he's having a good time to me.
"Pretty fuckin' ballsy if you ask me.", Ryan really thinks but plays it off like it doesn't bother him.
Warren Deen: That doesn't piss you off?
Ryan Jones: Not in the least. Loosen up ol' chap. Any friend of Celeste is a friend of mine. It's not his fault he has to face me on Sunday..he doesn't book the matches.
Warren Deen: Yeah, you're right. This is supposed to be a celebration anyway.
Ryan Jones: Now you're getting it. Come on..let's go back in and mingle.
●Ryan and Warren put out their cigars and head in through the sliding glass door. Paulie D is rocking "Celebration", by Kool and the Gang on the stereo surround sound through his turntable. He smiles and fist pumps then gives Ryan and Warren microphones.●
Ryan Jones: Hey DJ Paulie D..let's have some fun shall we? I'll say a name of one of my opponents and you play whatever song comes to mind.
Paulie D: Let's do it yo'. That dude over there looks like he's DTF after he GTL's on the down low.
●Paulie points at Michel Whin who stops dancing with Celeste.●
Ryan Jones: Who..Mr. Whinnie the Pooh?
●Celeste glares at Ryan but tries not to laugh at the same time.●
●Paulie D starts playing the theme song for "Winnie the Pooh", by Disney Music.●
Paulie D: Whinnie the Pooh, Whinnie the Pooh, Chubby, little cubby all stuffed with fluff.
He's Whinnie the Pooh, Whinnie the Pooh,
Willy, nilly, silly old bear!
●Even Michel Whin gets a kick out of it as he laughs and sings along for a minute.●
Ryan Jones: How about my opponent on Monday on Overload..Kirk Cameron?
●Paulie D plays "As Long As We Got Each Other", theme song from Growing Pains the TV show.●
Paulie D: Show me that smile. (Back up sang by Aubrey O'Day.."Show me that smile")..don't waste another minute on your cryin'..We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)..the best is ready to begin..oooooh as long as we got each other..we got the world spinnin' right in our hands..baby you and me..we gotta' be..the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'-
Warren Deen: Um..actually it's Kyle Cameron..not Kirk-
Ryan Jones: Ah, well. You know how am I with names.
●He does his signature wink into the camera.●
Celeste Mallory: Ry...you're bad.
●She mouths to Ryan with a sinister grin. Ryan winks back at her and shrugs his shoulders.●
"Who do these two think they are anyway..Abbott and fuckin' Castello?", Celeste thinks to herself.
Ryan Jones: I got one for you Paulie. ZigZag.
●Paulie D puts his hand in his pocket and throws Ryan orange rolling papers that say "ZigZag" on it. He jams "ZigZag", by Miley Cyrus on his turntable.●
Paulie D: ZigZag cross the floor..shuffle in diagonal..When the drum hits..Hands on your hips..one footed..1-80 twist..and then..A..Zig Zag,..Step n'slide..lean in left and clap..
Ryan Jones: Jesus Christ..and they call me random. Moving right along. ●Paulie D fist pumps and shuffles "Superstar" by Jesus Christ Superstar into the party scene.● What do you got for Jethro Saladbar?
●Paulie D scratches his turntable while mixing "The Salad Bar Song", by Bad Manners with "Aqualung", by Jethro Tull.●
Ryan Jones: I know..how about Boy George Schlongson!
●Without missing a beat Paulie D spins "Karma Chameleon", by the Culture Club.●
Paulie D: Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon..You come and go..You come and go..
●Once again Celeste glares at Ryan but not for very long for the fear of laughing out loud.●.
Warren Deen: Schlongson isn't in your match!
Ryan Jones: I was just making sure everybody was paying attention. My bad.
●He winks at Jack who instinctively winks back.●
Warren Deen: Don't forget Jonathan "Fang" Porter.
Ryan Jones: Yeah.. Pointdexter.
●Paulie D plays "Who Let The Dogs Out", by Bekhit and Fahim.●
Paulie D: Who let the dogs out..Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..Who let the dogs out..Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…
Ryan Jones: Haha. And with that we will end this little championship celebration.. ●Boos echo the room.● I know..I know..but tomorrow I pick Max up from school so drive safe everybody..and remember to get your tickets for both A Nightmare On South Street and Overload.
Paulie D: Peace out ya'all!
●Paulie D, Ryan, and Warren do a mic drop at the exact same time.●
"What a couple of dorks. Cute dorks though.', Celeste thinks to herself after shaking her head and lauging.
●The camera fades to Celeste walking out arm and arm with Jack Schlongson while "Stairway to Heaven", by Led Zeppelin ends the night from Paulie D.●
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I know what you're thinking..what makes the word "champion" so special. Doesn't it get thrown around more times than not? Champions this and champions that. Almost to the point that it really doesn't mean shit any more. Isn't everybody some kind of champion or another in most rinky-dink, second-rate companies this day and age? Shit is not as special as it used to be?
Fuck that shit. It is special god damn it..it is a big deal. When a real champion walks into the fuckin' room you can feel it..you can see it in people's eyes..Being a champion is absolutely special..and nobody can take that away..getting "Precious" back and not having to share her with punk ass Kyle Kemp is the best feeling in the world.
But why should I stop there? Shouldn't I at least attempt to take the Stairway to Heaven to the title we are in this industry for? Damn right I should..even if I have to go through four other jerkoffs and eventually a Killing Floor match to do it..why not the UCI World Title? Keep making the mistake of thinking it's beyond my reach..nobody thought I'd be doing this well, did they? Ryan Jones..who the fuck is that I heard you all snicker. The guy with the funny nickname isn't doing so bad for himself right now..is he?
Why is this match at A Nightmare on South Street so important to me? Respect. I think I've fuckin' earned it but let's be honest we live in a what have you done lately world..don't we? What kind of competitor would I be if I didn't want to be the very best? Isn't the person holding the World Title considered the elite of the elite? Damn right they are..never mind all the perks that come with it. Setting your own schedule..making appearances on your own time. And let us not forget the pay raise..though it's not about the money for me. For me it's more for notoriety..the fame that comes with being the World Champion..that feeling of immortality. Don't get me wrong..I am more than happy with my Precious but this is the generation of the "upgrade" and I'm just trying to fit in...sometimes like a square peg in a round hole but trying none the less.
Some might think the other four dingbats in my match are hungrier than me because I already have Precious but that would be yet more wishful thinking. The fact is I've tasted gold and I can't get the pleasant taste out of my mouth. It's not something that can be faked. Either you have what it takes to be a champion or you don't. We've all seen what I do with the game on the line..I show up and ball the fuck out!
It takes more than just "trying"..it takes more than earning a brownie badge for just merely participating. Nobody gives a shit about effort..sure they may lie to your fuckin' face, pat you on the back and tell you job well done but do they really mean it? Fuck no..of course not. Why do you think the bullshit runner-up trophies are so much smaller than the Champion's trophy..genetics? No..it's to humor us. The little janky bottom feeder trophy is supposed to some how make you feel better about just showing up. Society feeds into it and people with low esteem eat it up like a lesbian at Pink's Tacos on Taco Tuesdays. We've all heard the inspirational references in regards to effort that gets tossed around the neighborhood these days.
"Strength and growth come through continuous effort and stuggle."
What a load of rubbish. Struggle just makes us humble and beat down. Why? So we can spin it into a positive when things start going good. Problem is Issac Newton already schooled us with the theory of what goes up must come down. In other words there's always going to be the struggle no matter what kind of effort is given. That's the way it works..strength and growth, like anything in life, has their ups and downs. We may appreciate things more because of the struggle but I don't believe it makes us any stronger.
Employers don't hire you to TRY and do the job do they? No..you have to perform to industry standards or they will find someone who can..it's as simple as that. "Nice try" sounds good but how much merit does it really earn? Not a fucking thing in reality.
The mentality of a champion is win at all costs but more importantly get the job done..failure is not an option. That's the advantage I have over others in my match at A Nightmare On South Street, I'm already battle tested for the championship rounds. While they will be happy at just being in the match, I'll make sure I'm the one that wins the whole fucking shebang!
Kyle Cameron you and I will do what I always do the next night on Overload in Houston, Texas..put on a fucking show! I wouldn't get any random thoughts of walking out with Precious if I were you because I am the UCI certified official Kyle Killer and there's no debating that!
●"Gangster Shit", by Young Thug plays in the background.●
After a record breaking, title retaining Rite Of Passage how will Ryan fair this action-packed Overloaded weekend? Will it be A Nightmare On Southstreet or a Stairway to Heaven? Find out next week at the same random time on the same random channel..
●The door opens to his penthouse and the echoing word "Surprise" fills the room as a startled Ryan uses his poker face and plays it off with a smile. The room is in a festive mood as most of his close friends are there to share his big UCI Television Title victory. A banner reads, "Welcome Home Precious", glistening as the moonlight seeps in through the oversized window. UCI family members are there as well. Celeste Mallory is shown in a sexy blue dress that only she can pull off, taking a sip of champagne she looks at Ryan, smiles and then blows him a kiss. Ryan air catches it and winks back at her. Standing next to her interlocked in her right arm is Jack Schlongson who has his newly minted UCI Tag Team Title over his right shoulder. He smiles at Ryan who courtesy smiles back, Jack and Celeste go back to talking amongst themselves. Warren Deen, wearing a blue Tap Out shirt begins to sing after tapping his spoon on his glass of expensive imported French champagne.●
Warren Deen: For he's a jolly good fellow..for he's a jolly good fellow..for he's a jolly good fellllow--which nobody can deny!
●The crowded room joins in unison, Ryan smiles and blushes.●
Celeste Malloy: Which nobody can deny!
Jack Schlongson: Speeeeech!
●The applause gets deafening then starts to fade as Ryan waves his hands and begins to speak to the eagerly awaiting crowd.●
Ryan Jones: Aw..geez guys....this is overwhelming..first thing I'd like to say is..Yo,' Celeste..I did it!
●The party begins to cheer and laugh as "Flashdance...What a Feeling", by Irene Cara plays in the background by DJ Paulie D who is DJing the evenings festivities. Paulie smiles and gives Ryan a Jersey Shore signature fist pump in the air several times. Ryan fist pumps back and notices Paulie's girlfriend Aubrey O'Day is cheering and whistling at him. She locks eyes with him and bats her eyelashes but Ryan looks over at Celeste instead.●
"Aubrey O'Day hasn't gotten anything on Celeste.", he thinks to himself.
Ryan Jones: First of all..congratulations goes out to both Celeste Mallory for her big UCI Rising Stars Title defense and Jack Schlongson for becoming one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions with my boy Andre Holmes at Rite Of Passage. ●DJ Paulie D spins a version of "We are the Champions", by Queen and "Champion", by Kayne West that he certifies "funky fresh" on his large over the top turntable.● Also give it up for my personal DJ for all of my events..DJ PAUULLLIEE D! ●Paulie smiles and fist pumps with sweat streaming down his dark tanned face.● What a night. I fulfilled my Rite of Passage and brought home my sweet Precious to her forever home..where she belongs. Enjoy the evening everybody..this is a Champions party..not just for me. Before I make a toast I'd like to thank my good friend Chef Michael Symon for catering this Champion shindig..thank you Michael!
●Michael Symon laughs his infectious laugh.●
Michael Symon: It's nothing..I had the day off from The Chew and had some filets wrapped in bacon and Portuguese Bison sausage just laying around the house anyway. Hahaha
●Ryan raises his glass of champagne.●
Ryan Jones: A toast..these championships are nice..but to the woman who is your next UCI World Champion.....Celeste Mallory!!
●Everybody raises their glass and takes a sip at the same time.●
Warren Deen: Here..here!! Enjoy the party everybody.
●Scene fades black then focuses on the rooftop of Ryan's penthouse. Warren Deen and Ryan are relaxing smoking expensive cigars while the party goes on inside.●
Warren Deen: What a week. I'm proud of you man. You took care of business like you said you would.
●Ryan takes a puff of the celebratory cigar and smiles back at Warren.●
Ryan Jones: Of course I did. I always come through in clutch situations..it's in my DNA.
Warren Deen: I don't mean to rain in on your parade brother..but have you noticed Celeste doesn't seem into you as much as you are into her?
"Not this conversation.", Ryan thinks to himself.
Ryan Jones: How did you come up with this?
Warren Deen: I've looked around. Just an observation..
"Nobody understands..I don't expect them to.", he thinks.
Ryan Jones: I really don't know how into me she is and I really don't care. We are just good friends.
"Hope he doesn't see through that shit.", he thinks.
Warren Deen: Come on bruh. You know I see through that shit. I see how much you like her and I'm only looking out for the business side.
Ryan Jones: Business? You know I AM all about business!
Warren Dean: I just don't want this wave we are riding to end. Think about it..you guys have completely different friends. She's all about Jack Schlongson and you hang out with Andre Holmes. Eventually, something has to give.
"I will never turn on Celeste.", Ryan thinks.
Ryan Jones: We are adults, we can handle whatever gets thrown our way..and like I said, we are just really good friends.
"Why do I get the feeling nobody is buying it?", Ryan thinks to himself.
Warren Deen: Alright, no sense in beating a dead horse..I'm just sayin'.
Ryan Jones: She and I have other things to worry about professionally. Just surviving this week is going to be something in itself.
Warren Deen: True that. Two matches in one week?
Ryan Jones: This Sunday I get my chance to earn my spot in the Killing Floor Match for the World Title at the next pay-per-view by beating four other hungry UCI superstars at the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at A Nightmare On South Street.
"A match I have every intention of winning.", Ryan ponders to himself.
Warren Deen: And if that weren't enough the next night you are Co-Main Eventing Oveload by defending your UCI Television Title against Kyle Cameron at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas.
"Technically her name is Precious but I wouldn't expect anybody to understand that either.", Ryan says to himself.
●Ryan takes a big puff off his cigar and smiles.●
Ryan Jones:Anybody ever tell you that you worry too much? Relax. I'm the King Of 3k.
●Warren laughs.●
Warren Deen: Haha. You fool. So now you are, let's see here.."The King of 3K".."The Two Kyle Killers".."The Television Star".."Master Debater"..
Ryan Jones: Shit that's only four. I need to make up about twenty more to keep up with Jonathan "Fag" Poindexter..he's one of my opponents on Sunday.
Warren Deen: Old Blue Wilderness himself, eh?
Ryan Jones: He's the least of my worries. Give him a bone and he'll be fine. I'm all caught up on my rabies shot anyhow.
●Ryan glances inside the penthouse through a half opened window and notices Celeste dancing with one of his opponents on Sunday Michel Whin.●
Warren Deen: What the hell does Whin think he's doing here?
Ryan Jones: Looks like he's having a good time to me.
"Pretty fuckin' ballsy if you ask me.", Ryan really thinks but plays it off like it doesn't bother him.
Warren Deen: That doesn't piss you off?
Ryan Jones: Not in the least. Loosen up ol' chap. Any friend of Celeste is a friend of mine. It's not his fault he has to face me on Sunday..he doesn't book the matches.
Warren Deen: Yeah, you're right. This is supposed to be a celebration anyway.
Ryan Jones: Now you're getting it. Come on..let's go back in and mingle.
●Ryan and Warren put out their cigars and head in through the sliding glass door. Paulie D is rocking "Celebration", by Kool and the Gang on the stereo surround sound through his turntable. He smiles and fist pumps then gives Ryan and Warren microphones.●
Ryan Jones: Hey DJ Paulie D..let's have some fun shall we? I'll say a name of one of my opponents and you play whatever song comes to mind.
Paulie D: Let's do it yo'. That dude over there looks like he's DTF after he GTL's on the down low.
●Paulie points at Michel Whin who stops dancing with Celeste.●
Ryan Jones: Who..Mr. Whinnie the Pooh?
●Celeste glares at Ryan but tries not to laugh at the same time.●
●Paulie D starts playing the theme song for "Winnie the Pooh", by Disney Music.●
Paulie D: Whinnie the Pooh, Whinnie the Pooh, Chubby, little cubby all stuffed with fluff.
He's Whinnie the Pooh, Whinnie the Pooh,
Willy, nilly, silly old bear!
●Even Michel Whin gets a kick out of it as he laughs and sings along for a minute.●
Ryan Jones: How about my opponent on Monday on Overload..Kirk Cameron?
●Paulie D plays "As Long As We Got Each Other", theme song from Growing Pains the TV show.●
Paulie D: Show me that smile. (Back up sang by Aubrey O'Day.."Show me that smile")..don't waste another minute on your cryin'..We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)..the best is ready to begin..oooooh as long as we got each other..we got the world spinnin' right in our hands..baby you and me..we gotta' be..the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'-
Warren Deen: Um..actually it's Kyle Cameron..not Kirk-
Ryan Jones: Ah, well. You know how am I with names.
●He does his signature wink into the camera.●
Celeste Mallory: Ry...you're bad.
●She mouths to Ryan with a sinister grin. Ryan winks back at her and shrugs his shoulders.●
"Who do these two think they are anyway..Abbott and fuckin' Castello?", Celeste thinks to herself.
Ryan Jones: I got one for you Paulie. ZigZag.
●Paulie D puts his hand in his pocket and throws Ryan orange rolling papers that say "ZigZag" on it. He jams "ZigZag", by Miley Cyrus on his turntable.●
Paulie D: ZigZag cross the floor..shuffle in diagonal..When the drum hits..Hands on your hips..one footed..1-80 twist..and then..A..Zig Zag,..Step n'slide..lean in left and clap..
Ryan Jones: Jesus Christ..and they call me random. Moving right along. ●Paulie D fist pumps and shuffles "Superstar" by Jesus Christ Superstar into the party scene.● What do you got for Jethro Saladbar?
●Paulie D scratches his turntable while mixing "The Salad Bar Song", by Bad Manners with "Aqualung", by Jethro Tull.●
Ryan Jones: I know..how about Boy George Schlongson!
●Without missing a beat Paulie D spins "Karma Chameleon", by the Culture Club.●
Paulie D: Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon..You come and go..You come and go..
●Once again Celeste glares at Ryan but not for very long for the fear of laughing out loud.●.
Warren Deen: Schlongson isn't in your match!
Ryan Jones: I was just making sure everybody was paying attention. My bad.
●He winks at Jack who instinctively winks back.●
Warren Deen: Don't forget Jonathan "Fang" Porter.
Ryan Jones: Yeah.. Pointdexter.
●Paulie D plays "Who Let The Dogs Out", by Bekhit and Fahim.●
Paulie D: Who let the dogs out..Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..Who let the dogs out..Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…
Ryan Jones: Haha. And with that we will end this little championship celebration.. ●Boos echo the room.● I know..I know..but tomorrow I pick Max up from school so drive safe everybody..and remember to get your tickets for both A Nightmare On South Street and Overload.
Paulie D: Peace out ya'all!
●Paulie D, Ryan, and Warren do a mic drop at the exact same time.●
"What a couple of dorks. Cute dorks though.', Celeste thinks to herself after shaking her head and lauging.
●The camera fades to Celeste walking out arm and arm with Jack Schlongson while "Stairway to Heaven", by Led Zeppelin ends the night from Paulie D.●
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I know what you're thinking..what makes the word "champion" so special. Doesn't it get thrown around more times than not? Champions this and champions that. Almost to the point that it really doesn't mean shit any more. Isn't everybody some kind of champion or another in most rinky-dink, second-rate companies this day and age? Shit is not as special as it used to be?
Fuck that shit. It is special god damn it..it is a big deal. When a real champion walks into the fuckin' room you can feel it..you can see it in people's eyes..Being a champion is absolutely special..and nobody can take that away..getting "Precious" back and not having to share her with punk ass Kyle Kemp is the best feeling in the world.
But why should I stop there? Shouldn't I at least attempt to take the Stairway to Heaven to the title we are in this industry for? Damn right I should..even if I have to go through four other jerkoffs and eventually a Killing Floor match to do it..why not the UCI World Title? Keep making the mistake of thinking it's beyond my reach..nobody thought I'd be doing this well, did they? Ryan Jones..who the fuck is that I heard you all snicker. The guy with the funny nickname isn't doing so bad for himself right now..is he?
Why is this match at A Nightmare on South Street so important to me? Respect. I think I've fuckin' earned it but let's be honest we live in a what have you done lately world..don't we? What kind of competitor would I be if I didn't want to be the very best? Isn't the person holding the World Title considered the elite of the elite? Damn right they are..never mind all the perks that come with it. Setting your own schedule..making appearances on your own time. And let us not forget the pay raise..though it's not about the money for me. For me it's more for notoriety..the fame that comes with being the World Champion..that feeling of immortality. Don't get me wrong..I am more than happy with my Precious but this is the generation of the "upgrade" and I'm just trying to fit in...sometimes like a square peg in a round hole but trying none the less.
Some might think the other four dingbats in my match are hungrier than me because I already have Precious but that would be yet more wishful thinking. The fact is I've tasted gold and I can't get the pleasant taste out of my mouth. It's not something that can be faked. Either you have what it takes to be a champion or you don't. We've all seen what I do with the game on the line..I show up and ball the fuck out!
It takes more than just "trying"..it takes more than earning a brownie badge for just merely participating. Nobody gives a shit about effort..sure they may lie to your fuckin' face, pat you on the back and tell you job well done but do they really mean it? Fuck no..of course not. Why do you think the bullshit runner-up trophies are so much smaller than the Champion's trophy..genetics? No..it's to humor us. The little janky bottom feeder trophy is supposed to some how make you feel better about just showing up. Society feeds into it and people with low esteem eat it up like a lesbian at Pink's Tacos on Taco Tuesdays. We've all heard the inspirational references in regards to effort that gets tossed around the neighborhood these days.
"Strength and growth come through continuous effort and stuggle."
What a load of rubbish. Struggle just makes us humble and beat down. Why? So we can spin it into a positive when things start going good. Problem is Issac Newton already schooled us with the theory of what goes up must come down. In other words there's always going to be the struggle no matter what kind of effort is given. That's the way it works..strength and growth, like anything in life, has their ups and downs. We may appreciate things more because of the struggle but I don't believe it makes us any stronger.
Employers don't hire you to TRY and do the job do they? No..you have to perform to industry standards or they will find someone who can..it's as simple as that. "Nice try" sounds good but how much merit does it really earn? Not a fucking thing in reality.
The mentality of a champion is win at all costs but more importantly get the job done..failure is not an option. That's the advantage I have over others in my match at A Nightmare On South Street, I'm already battle tested for the championship rounds. While they will be happy at just being in the match, I'll make sure I'm the one that wins the whole fucking shebang!
Kyle Cameron you and I will do what I always do the next night on Overload in Houston, Texas..put on a fucking show! I wouldn't get any random thoughts of walking out with Precious if I were you because I am the UCI certified official Kyle Killer and there's no debating that!
●"Gangster Shit", by Young Thug plays in the background.●
After a record breaking, title retaining Rite Of Passage how will Ryan fair this action-packed Overloaded weekend? Will it be A Nightmare On Southstreet or a Stairway to Heaven? Find out next week at the same random time on the same random channel..