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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:49:07 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Howard Black vs Jericho Salazar After everything that just went down, a lot of action cannot be denied. The commentators Gravedigger, and Jimmy Garcia are absolutely shocked to know what just happened between Wentworth, and Polar that they cannot comprehend words to say. So, we just have to skip to Taylor Lorde inside the ring ready to announce the next match.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen! This is our co-main event of the evening, and this match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring, Jericho Salazar!
“Lost Boys” by Death Grips immediately cut off Jericho’s chance of even pandering to the crowd. Oregon is full focused on booing the stage once Howard Black walks out to receive the negative response he doesn’t care about. No words are passed along the message as he begins walking down to the ring.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He quickly marches around the ring with anger on his mind, fury in his heart. Not taking an eye off Jericho as he is his prey. Howard quickly hops up onto the apron then moves through the ropes to be inside the ring; standing up on the middle rope to receive all the hate from Oregon.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Lincoln, Nevada! At five feet, eight inches tall, weighing in at 215 pounds. He is “The Lost Boy” Howard Black!
Gravedigger: My boy Howie is back in UCI! The former World Champion bout’ to bust another head, and get back his rematch he so rightfully deserves. Welcome back Howard!
Jimmy Garcia; We heard the rumors, the reports. This ends everything. Howard Black is here in UCI, and ready to compete against Jericho Salazar. Everything is prepared so let’s get this match underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Jericho walks forward only to receive a well hard Superkick grazing the full impact on his chin. His body snaps backwards for him to land on the back of his head while Howard simply raises the birds up to the crowd in Oregon. Clearly showing no regard, the referee can only watch this short match come to a sudden end.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Five seconds already in this match, and Jericho is out with a Superkick! A huge Superkick that finished him off in only just ten seconds. Poor Jericho. It’s all over now.
Jericho is trying to get up again on his feet. Already on his knees, he looks out of it until Howard once again Superkicks him in the temple. Knocking his body down on his side; Salazar looks like a corpse while Black is circling him with each step soft, and slow paced. Unable to even fight back, Howard goes on top to secure the arm.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Gravedigger: AHHAHAHAHHA! Kill him Howie! Break his arm! Break it!
Suddenly, the lights in the arena completely shut off. Everything is covered in blackness until the main titantron begins short-circuiting out. It comes to an abrupt pause leaving it pitch black. No one expected this but the word “Scarecrow” comes up along with the sounds of a Crow cawing leaving Howard to march to the ropes. Scarecrow is here in Oregon, and on Sunday Night Overload.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: ARE YOU FUCKIN’ KIDDIN’ ME?!
Jimmy Garcia: THE INAUGURAL UCI WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SCARECROW, IS HERE ON UCI! HOWARD BLACK IS LIVID! OH MY O-- WAIT JERICHO!
The music fades, and lights return back to normal once Jericho Salazar quickly slips his arm under his opponent’s legs. Pulling Howard down over onto the canvas, and pinning his shoulders down for the referee to count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Gravedigger: WHAT?!
Jimmy Garcia: HE DID IT!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Jericho Salazar!
Before Howard can even stand on his knees, he rolls out of the ring leaving Howard to be absolutely livid. He gets off his knees, and storms around the ring going into and uncontrollable rage. Scarecrow stands on the stage waving his hand with that smile plastered from ear to ear.
Jimmy Garcia: Jericho Salazar defeated Howard Black thanks to Scarecrow. This is the bigg-
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:57:56 GMT -6
Main Event Tag Team Match Andre Holmes & Jack Schlongson vs Wentworth Updegraff Jr. & Shadowlove The Rose Quarter Arena in Portland, Oregon is sold out with 20,000 fans occupying every empty seat after a great night of segments, and action. A lot of drama has risen, new champions crowned, and returns that shocked the UCI foundation. We now cut to Gravedigger, and Jimmy Garcia enjoying the privilege to call the action.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies, and gentlemen. Welcome back to Sunday Night Overload! We are now just in time for our main event of the evening. If you’ve been keeping up with our tag team programme, you know what’s about to come.
Gravedigger: Hell yeah. I got my boy Jack Schlongson holding the flag up to lead #TeamRekless since Andre is being too much of a whiny bitch.
Jimmy Garcia: Controversially, Andre has never wanted to be teaming with Jack in the first place. So hopefully this week will be the last, and everyone can be happy.
Gravedigger: Pfft! Happy when they win against Wentworth Updegraff Jr. and Shadowlove. Don’t get me wrong. They my boys too but Jack Schlongson with Andre Holmes is the real team to watch.
Jimmy Garcia: Let’s see if your theory will be put up to the test because our tag team main event starts now!
The cameras revert back to inside the ring where Taylor Lorde is standing in the center wearing her signature blue dress, and black heels. She has a microphone held under her chin, and finally receives the cue from production to begin with the announcements.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is our main event of the evening, and it is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall!
“Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode is the first of four entrance music to begin playing. Once the arena has darkened, all lights flash multicolor, dancing around in synchronization to the music. Shadowlove, and Ms. Miyamoto both come out from the backstage under the single spotlight exposing their beautiful presence with arms wrapped tight around each other; mocking the crowd with a slick smirk.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Of course, Shadowlove is well dressed for the occasion; his crocodile skinned leather pants, wrestling boots with the accessory of that black leather trench coat. The power couple of UCI slowly walk down to the ring, doing their best to avoid the stretched out open hands of fans who try to touch them as they walk down the entrance path. It was clear they do not want to be touched by low lives in Oregon.
Gravedigger: Woo! My homie’ lookin fly in them crocodile pants. He got Ms. Miyamoto, one of the hottest bitches I ever seen, cookin’ up some of that Asian Ming Yao. Damn Shadowlove, back at it again with them hoes.
Jimmy Garcia: Earlier, Shadowlove sent a wild message to Alex Richards that he would not be forgotten. Since losing to the World Champion, we’re starting to see this fire just emerge. This new Shadowlove, more serious, and deadly. What do you think Grave?
Gravedigger: Damn. Ms. Miyamoto fine as fuck!
Shadowlove walks up the steel steps then opens the ropes allowing Ms. Miyamoto to enter easily. The two stand center ring eyeing the crowd as “Her Strut” by Bob Seiger, and The Silver Bullet Band cut into his original theme song. Every spotlight entices the ring as Ms. Miyamoto goes down on her right knee to hug his leg; Shadowlove with his head leaned back, and arms spread.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first team! Hailing from Portland, Oregon! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds! Accompanied to the ring by Ms. Miyamoto, he is “The Handsome Half-Breed” Shadowlove!
His music fades, and the lights return back to normal. Ms. Miyamoto leaves the ring to support her one true love from ringside; both of them waiting on Wentworth to make his presence known. “Playa” by D-Loc abruptly begins playing loudly in the speaker systems of the arena. As expected, Hunter Updegraff storms out from the back; dancing his way on the stage to announce Wentworth.
Hunter Updegraff: Hey hey hey! King Koopa Bloopa in the hooooouuuuussssssse-uh! It's time to get this party train rollin', by introducin' a man who stands six foot two and weighs two hundred thirty pounds. From coast to coast they call him the stud with the most! I'm talkin' about the standard of sophistication, makes the ladies think about master...ing wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen, your TWO TIME TWO TIME UCI TV and INTERCONTINENTAL champion, Wentworth Updegraff Jr.!
Right on cue, Wentworth Updegraff Jr. walks out from backstage to the stage. Oregon is really against this rich athlete dressed in his gold, and purplet along with gold wrestling boots. The highly classy, and silk robe covering the rest of his body having no regards for the people of Oregon. Hunter follows behind Wentworth to the ring; dancing, and prancing like the little groupie of a rockstar band.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wentworth circles the ring along with Hunter. Ms. Miyamoto keeps close to Shadowlove once Hunter comes near her but his partner hops onto the apron; wiping his feet before getting into the ring. Hunter on the outside continues banging the microphone. Really Shadowlove, and Wentworth may not be the best partners but they are looking to pull off the major upset in this match.
Jimmy Garcia: I absolutely have no respect or regards for Wentworth. What he did earlier was one of the most disrespectful, and disgraceful thing ever. I’m so happy he’s in this match because Andre can defend his Guardians for what he did to Polar. You NEVER mess with someone’s child.
Gravedigger: Oh, Mr. Goody Goody Two shoes. Shut the fuck up. Polar is a terrible father who has endangered his child far too long with attacking authorities. He should be put in jail, you can’t allow a bad influence to ruin the future of the next generation.
Once his music fades, Wentworth removes his robe before handing it to Hunter on the outside. The two already inside the ring conversate about their game-plan until “Technicolor Shades” by YourEnigma cuts them off. Rose Quarter arena is fashioned with rainbow colored lights flickering everywhere but the crowd is not really down with the positive environment. Jack Schlongson is welcomed with hate.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jack Schlongson stands center stage waving his right hand like the Queen of England. That fake smile plastered on his face then skips down to the ring in his sky blue colored long tights with “J.C.S”, rainbow colored wrist tapes, and pair of sky blue wrestling boots. Obviously happy to team with his “lover” Andre Holmes again but having a surprise up his sleeve.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! First! Hailing from Your Wildest Dreams, California! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 185 pounds. He is Jack “The Crack” Schlongson!
He quickly slides on his right across the apron before shooting himself through the ropes. Standing tall on the middle rope for his team’s corner, he waves his hands to Oregon booing the fuck out of him. Jack doesn’t care, he’s here for one person, and that is the man who so desperately wants to tear his head off. He also waves to his opponents but they flip him off. Ouch.
Gravedigger: BAHAHAHAHA! Jackie my boy! Ready to get your fourth victory in your undefeated streak in UCI? He’s one of the best new talent we had in years, and such a flamboyant figure too.
Jimmy Garcia: You mean undefeated because he’s with Andre Holmes, and can’t do things on his own? He hasn’t gotten this much television time before he decided to become a freeloader in Andre’s career.
Gravedigger: What a homophobe. Fuck off. This is 2016. Equality bitch.
Finally, Oregon is breaking out in chants once Schlongson’s music fades. A small pause between the introduction, and music to allow the crowd to be heard. Strong, and thundering chants of “Andre Holmes” until the lights shut off completely when the introductory guitar riff begins playing. Cueing the official beginning of “Relentless” by New Years Day; flashing lights flickering, and dancing everywhere.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre Holmes walks out with the spotlight emerged only on him, showing his body everywhere. He walks back, and forth to each parts of the stage then center stage; having that black leather hoodie only showing his face. MMA gloves on, signature black arm sleeve covering his right forearm with his name printed in red. Black elbow, and knee pads. Red, and black tights with signature wrestling boots.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his partner! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
He keeps walking down the entrance path until stopping in his tracks. The lyrics is heard across the arena, “Tear Me Down, It Won’t Build You Up…”, thus the entire arena brightens once again. Andre presumes that lone wolf pose, and howls with a primal scream to the ceiling, the stage ignites with smoke bursting up in a simultaneously single line fashion to preserve that special moment.
Jimmy Garcia: Every time Andre Holmes is in a match, you damn well know the stakes are high, and it is very important. One of the few athletes that can be controversially loved, and feared at the same time but willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of his family, friends, and Professional Wrestling.
Gravedigger: Blah blah blah! A little midget who finally got main event status, big deal! Andre Holmes ain’t special. All he does is wrestle with MMA, curse off anyone who is nice to him, and is a flat out murderer yet these idiots in Oregon are willing to cheer him. Pfft!
Andre hops up onto the apron where Jack goes in for hug. Unfortunately, he gets shoved down onto his ass shaking his head while his partner stands on the middle rope outside of the ropes. Smoke starts rising to cover his body in it, a spotlight emerges behind his figure to invoke that silhouette effect of his presence once the lights shut off. Finished with that effect, he hops over the top rope to inside the ring.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Removing his hoodie jacket, he tosses it over the top rope to a ringside crew member. Wentworth Updegraff Jr. allows Shadowlove to go first, not wanting to get involved with another Guardian. Andre almost kicks Jack as a message for him to stay on the outside, and he does so but is confused why the hostility. With everything in motion, music over, ring announcer gone. It’s time for the match to begin!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre, and Shadowlove both leave their respective corners at the same time. Shadowlove is looking forward to get the upper hand but has to be careful because of his opponent’s MMA. The moment they got close, he manages to back up from a quick Roundhouse Kick aimed at his ribs by the Relentless athlete in the ring. Staying near the ropes to have the referee’s protection.
Crowd: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Shadowlove gets off the ropes, and continues on his path around the ring behind Andre. His opponent is utilizing that footwork of a Kickboxing World Champion so he’s being really careful. Once they meet up again, a grappling match is established between Shadowlove, and Andre Holmes in a traditional collar, and elbow tie up. Each partner on the apron showing support but Shadowlove budges Andre back.
Gravedigger: Andre should know better about this saying. When it comes to any type of match, size does play a big role in gaining the upper hand for the feeling-out process.
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve already started this match, and Shadowlove is being extra careful not to let Andre get any agility, speed or range deep into his striking. One of the best strikers in UCI history or possibly the best pure MMA fighter in this business. However, Shadowlove is a very cunning fighter.
Andre is stuck in an unoccupied corner; backs pressed against the turnbuckles. The referee separates them both but Shadowlove walks backwards flexing his biceps, kissing each one. His opponent walks forward not giving a fuck, and both of them continues circling the ring again. This time, Andre is dead set on utilizing his striking so waiting patiently to get into kicking range.
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE!
As soon as both legal competitors are in range, Andre starts lighting up Shadowlove’s right leg with kicks into his thigh. Each kick has a loud impact that even Wentworth, and Ms. Miyamoto are shaken to hear. He keeps kicking him in the right thigh until bending him forward with a Back Spinning Kick into the ribs. If that wasn’t bad enough, he ended that combination with a Dropkick into his temple.
Gravedigger: Jesus! Can we please get some rules on how many strikes can be thrown onto a limb? He’s going to paralyze my friend if he keeps doing that, Ms. Miyamoto won’t be-- as a matter of fact. Continue.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh boy…
Jack Schlongson is clapping for his partner, and also requesting for tag but is bluntly ignored. Andre begins working down Shadow’s body by applying a Side Headlock. Turned on his right side, arms tightly clenched around the temple. He’s squeezing his head almost to a bloody pulp but gave up the disadvantage allowing Shadowlove to use his strength.
Crowd: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Being lifted up on his shoulder while Shadowlove stands on his knees, he gets thrown over onto the canvas. Slammed on his back, his opponent gets back up to throw stomps onto Andre’s chest in a continuous fashion. It’s not even bad until he’s pulled up like a ragdoll before Snap Suplexing him onto the canvas. Quickly rolling over for the first pin attempt of the match.
One!
An obvious early kick-out. Jack is really worried while Wentworth is proud of his partner’s hard work. Andre is trying to fight back but Shadowlove is really focused on ensuring he doesn’t get any chance at a comeback. So, he quickly helps his opponent before launching him into the corner. Andre’s back hits into the turnbuckles of his opposing team; squashed like a bug with Shadowlove’s Avalanche.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove with a running Avalanche; body splashing Andre in the corner. Not the place you want to be in a tag team match but Shadowlove has tagged in Wentworth who is looking to add insult to injury to the Guardians.
Damn straight. Wentworth enters into the ring, and takes his time to unload a few European Uppercuts into the chin of Holmes. Following up with kicks into his stomach, sitting him down in the corner then putting the icing on the cake by choking him out in the corner. Wentworth’s right foot pressing into the throat of Andre until letting off to argue with the referee; Shadowlove takes another cheap shot.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
After he’s done with the official, he drags Andre out of his corner by the leg. Snapping down to Knee Drop him on the forehead then pummeling his head with multiple forearm shots again. After that series of strikes, he decides to help Andre up. Quickly underhooking both arms with his head locked under his right pit then flipping him over with a beautiful textbook Butterfly Suplex!
Gravedigger: Buttafly Suplex! Technical wrestling 101! Here’s the pin attempt!
One!
Tw-
Another kick-out. Wentworth demands the referee to count faster, and Jack is really trying to get the tag. Instead, Holmes is dragged to the ropes where he is choked on the middle rope. Knee placed behind his head allowing the referee to begin that disqualification count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Stepping back, he’s allowed some breathing room. Grappling his hands around the skull of Andre Holmes who is back on his feet. Suddenly, Holmes slaps the hands off, and flips backwards to nail a Pele Kick on the top of his opponent’s head. Wentworth stumbles back, and forth until getting met with a Roundhouse kick into his ribs that halts him over.
Jimmy Garcia: Pele Kick! That out of nowhere Pele Kick we have seen so many times. No matter what happens, the tables always turns, and the ball always falls into his court with that sick Pele Kick, and followed up with a Roundhouse kick into the mid-section of Wentworth.
Andre quickly runs backwards to the ropes; leaping onto the middle once to springboard backwards over to Enguiziri Kick him into the temple. Wentworth snaps down to the mat allowing Andre to scurry over to his corner. However, he remembered who is on his team, and continues to decide fighting on his own. Jack shakes his head, already annoyed at how unwilling his partner is to work.
Crowd: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Wentworth can barely stand up; still rocked from those kicks. Barely up on his knees, he’s getting kicked back, and forth in the chest. Roundhouse kicks stinging harder, and deeper with every impact. It’s not long before Holmes steps back up to finish it off with his Tornado Kick but Wentworth ducks right under the leg. Luckily for Andre, he continues on his momentum with a Rolling Elbow.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Rolling Elbow into the head! He broke an MMA rule! 12-to-6 elbows are illegal in a fight. Disqualify him referee, he’s a dirty player!
Andre gives a brief nod; running to the ropes again for one more try. Off the rebound, Ms. Miyamoto grabs his foot in an attempt to stop his momentum. He quickly argues with her until Shadowlove steps to give him a piece of mind but gets bitch slapped. So much for that but Wentworth capitalizes by wrapping his arms around him from behind to deliver a powerful German Suplex!
Jimmy Garcia: German Suplex by Wentworth Updegraff Jr. Andre landed on the back of his head after the distraction by Ms. Miyamoto! Now everything is falling into place with their teamwork coming together, will this be the team to end them? Here is the cover!
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Two!
He kicks out yet again! Jack is really concerned about his wellbeing but not Wentworth who locks in a quick STF. Wrapping his right leg along with Andre’s, hands clasped under his chin. Holmes is really stuck in a tight predicament but is fighting against the pain; waving his right fist high for Oregon to witness his fighting spirit.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Gravedigger: STF locked in! He bout to tap! No way Holmes can get out of this!
Andre is dragging the combined weight little by little to the ropes. Wentworth can’t believe the type of power shown by a midget but decides to get back on his feet to drag him into the center of the ring. Unfortunately for him, his opponent kicks back up on one leg. Wentworth makes the mistake to spin around thus giving him enough velocity to strike his temple with a Tornado Kick!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Both men collapses down to the canvas. Neither moving for a small moment, and Oregon is really cheering for Andre to make the tag. Shadowlove, and Ms. Miyamoto are pushing for Wentworth to make the tag as he begins crawling to the corner, Andre does the same but hesitates on sending in Jack to do his job.
Jimmy Garcia: Is he going to make the tag? Will Andre Holmes make the tag?! YES! Both competitors have gotten the tag! Jack Schlongson, and Shadowlove are both inside the ring!
Shadowlove charges forward only to get knocked down to the mat by a clothesline. He quickly gets up off the canvas but Jack floors him down with another clothesline. One more time for a choice, and it’s a Dropkick that floors him right down into the canvas. A huge thud goes off the canvas when he goes for the pin attempt!
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Two!
Shadowlove kicks out, and Jack continues on the onslaught. He helps his opponent up to knock his ass back a few steps with a few forearm shots. He runs to the ropes behind him, and rebounds back to Shadowlove who stops him in his tracks with a kick into the midsection. Holding onto his right arm, he launches him into the ropes only to get Headscissored Takedown into the mat off the rebound.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: GET HIM JACK! BEAT HIS ASS UP! GET THAT VICTORY FOR #TEAMREKLESS!
He rolls over onto his back, and Jack goes for the pin attempt. Lifting that leg up with the shoulders down as the referee falls down onto his side to count the pin attempt.
One!
Two!
Wentworth appears out of nowhere but quickly breaks up the pin. Jack holds onto the back of his head until having a handful of hair nearly ripped out of his scalp. Yanked up to his feet until Andre saves his ass with a quick running Dropkick to launch him out of the ring. Once Wentworth fell out of the ring, Holmes ran to the ropes for a quick rebound in diving through the ropes to spear him in the chest.
Jimmy Garcia: Heat Seeking Missile! One of the trademark moves of Andre Holmes; a Suicide Dive through the middle, and bottom rope that speared Wentworth in the chest! Luckily for Jack-- Oh my god! Shadowlove!
Jack turns around to have Shadowlove running from one corner to dive head first into his ribs. Off the impact, Jack flips over his body to land face first right off the mat. Shadowlove scurries across the canvas to roll him over onto his back, and go for the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
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No! Jack fights off the pain to kick out while Shadowlove is completely unaware of what the hell happened. He is really getting pissed off so without Wentworth he has to do the job on his own. Andre pushes himself up on the apron, and Shadowlove rushes forward only to get a Gamengiri Kick to the face.
Jimmy Garcia: Gamengiri! Gamengiri! Gamengiri!
Andre Holmes gets into the ring to argue with Jack but he ain’t the legal man. On the other hand, Shadowlove quickly tags in Wentworth whose well recovered. Coming up behind Andre to overhook his left arm in the air, and lift him over to Half Nelson Suplex him onto the back of his head!
Gravedigger: HALF NELSON SUPLEX! BUT HE’S NOT THE LEGAL MAN!
Sucks to be Wentworth but when he had his back turned, Jack Schlongson quickly Superkicked Wentworth into the canvas. Seeing an opportunity, he quickly hopped over the top rope to the apron. Climbing up the turnbuckles to reach the top rope, and watch his prey on his back. Jack leaps forward, and beautifully lands a 450 Degree Elbow Drop on the chest of Wentworth!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: AHEGAO DROP! AHEGAO DROP! IT’S OVER! HERE’S THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson, #TeamRekless!
Jack Schlongson gets off Wentworth who is out of the ring with Shadowlove, and Ms. Miyamoto! Quickly rushing over to help Andre onto his feet who shoves him back, and starts cursing him off. Jack is trying to calm him down but they both get their arms raised in the air until Andre flips him before walking to the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Well. Once again, they remain undefeated but this may be the last time for Jack. Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson are 3-0 as a tag team, undefeated, and unstoppable so say your prayers because this is good-
Gravedigger: Hold up, hold up! We have a word in from our general manager, Jayson Price!
That’s right. Jayson Price shows up on the titantron, Oregon already booing him to death. Andre Holmes stops at the ropes with his eyes narrowed while Jack stands a few steps behind with a smirk under his breath.
Jayson Price: Well done #TeamRekless. You’re undefeated for three weeks in a row hence which is why I think this is the perfect opportunity to deliver another great announcement. Now Andre, I know you’re gonna hate this but I told you there will be consequences for pissing off your General Manager. So considering Jack’s petition, the MAIN event of Rite of Passage will be the Guardians, Bonnie Blue, and Polar Phantasm, defending their UCI Tag Team Championships against Jack Schlongson, and Andre Holmes! Have a nice day, puta!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’M DONE! AHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA! LOOK AT ANDRE’S FACE! HE’S FUCKIN’ SHOOK! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Andre stands there frozen while Jack is jumping up, and down. He slowly turns around to Jack who puts his hand in the air until chasing him out of the ring. Jack hops over the barricade into the crowd section but Andre follows after leaving the arena in a cat, and mouse chase.
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell?! Our Rite of Passage main event is locked, and seal. It will be The Guardians, Bonnie Blue, and Polar Phantasm, defending their UCI Tag Team Championships against Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson in the main event! I don’t know how Andre will handle this but join us next week on Overload for the aftermath. |
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