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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2016 23:50:16 GMT -6
Introduction
The Rose Quarter Arena is proud to have Sunday Night Overload being welcomed in Portland, Oregon! Fans around the world are tuning in on Youtube presenting this amazing event, along with the fans in Portland spending their well hard earned money to see the best talent in all of Professional Wrestling. It’s not long until the cameras show Gravedigger, and Jimmy Garcia at the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies, and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Sunday Night Overload. We are live here in the Rose Quarter Arena in Portland, Oregon where we have a set of great matches for you. Our main event features the undefeated, and unusual tag team of Jack Schlongson with Andre Holmes against Shadowlove, and Wentworth Updegraff Jr.
Gravedigger: Let’s not forget about our weekly UCI Television Title match! Ryan Jones will defend against Mandie Wheeler, and Kyle Kemp. #BeachKrew4lyfe!
Jimmy Garcia: Our co-main event features Howard Black making his return to UCI, and with a vengeance tonight but let’s get on-
"Am I Evil?" by Metallica hits as the crowd jumps to their feet in excitement.
Jimmy Garcia: And it looks like it's finally time for our GM to make the big announcement that he's been hyping on Twitter regarding the UCI World Title.
Gravedigger: I'm already prepared to be disappointed.
Jimmy Garcia: General Manager Price has promised that we're going to be talking about this announcement for weeks, so color me intrigued.
Gravedigger: You're a moron.
Jayson Price walks out from the back, a big smile on his face as the crowd pops at his arrival. He walks straight down the ramp, slapping a few outstretched hands along the way, before he takes the ring steps up onto the apron and then into the ring. The crowd quiets down but remains on their feet as Price takes a microphone from Taylor Lorde.
Jayson Price: What is going on Portland?
The crowd pops because who doesn't love a cheap pop?
Jayson Price: I know, I know, you're all happy as hell to see me. But I certainly can't stand here all night and just let you shower me with cheers, right?
The crowd pops again as Price smiles.
Jayson Price: I mean we're already coming up on our time limit and I doubt the Network will be happy if we go over again. So seriously, guys, let's settle down. Okay?
The crowd continues to cheer as Price gives them time to settle down on their own.
Jayson Price: But seriously, I've missed being out here in front of you guys. I take great pride in my position as the General Manager for UCI, it lets me work in the business in a way that I've always dreamed of doing, but I miss being out here in front of you guys. I miss the feeling of hearing those chants when my music hit. I miss looking out at your faces when I'm standing here in the middle of the ring. But the work I'm doing back behind that curtain is important stuff and someone needs to do it. And it's not all bad, you may have heard that I'll be running a little show this October.
The crowd pops.
Jayson Price: I don't want to give away any secrets but I can guarantee that it'll blow away anything you see from any other wrestling company out there.
Price pauses as the crowd lets out a little chant about a certain company from Price's home state. He smiles at the bashing.
Jayson Price: Come on guys, let's not beat a dead, dead, dead, dead horse. That was most likely sexually assaulted. Repeatedly.
The crowd laughs.
Jayson Price: But that's enough shameless plugging for my special wrestling show, which will be live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on October 2nd. I'm out here tonight because I, as the General Manager for UCI, am going to announce the next person that will be challenging Alex Richards for the UCI World Title. But before I do that, let's get the champ himself out here!
The crowd pops as the opening guitar solo to "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" by the Kinks plays. Alex Richards steps through the curtain, UCI World Title slung over his shoulder, looking a bit cautious as he looks at the ring. He makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring as Price gets a microphone for him.
Jayson Price: Alex, I have to say that I'm genuinely proud of you. I know just by looking at you that you're not sure what to make of me taking the time to personally announce your next opponent, but I'm doing it because of the history you and I have. I remember not too long ago when I was a part of a wrestling stable looking to bring in new members and I saw this newcomer to the business that was tearing up the scene in the strangest fucking way I'd ever seen. You were a drunk, a madman, an odd son of a bitch and a talented wrestler and I knew that I had to have you. So I recruited you, brought you into a little group known as Pantheon and watched you grow. And now look at you, the UCI World Champion. I'm proud of you kid.
Price holds out his fist for a fist bump from Richards, who gives him one back.
Alex Richards: You know... it's my week off this week. So I decided to celebrate my world title win by throwing a world class drunk fest at the Drunken Dragon. Yes, that is a cheap plug. But I didn't think I got that drunk. I mean I could have sworn I heard Jayson Price congratulating me on winning the world title. There's something I never would have thought would ever happen. But you know what? I'll fucking take that.
Jayson Price: You drunk son of a bitch, you actually pulled it off and I couldn't be happier for you. First it was Crow, now you. When the hell is Omega going to get his shit together and come back and prove me a genius for recruiting you guys?
The crowd pops at the mention of Jay Omega.
Jayson Price: But with the honor of being World Champion comes the responsibility of defending that belt. And this company is loaded with talent, all of whom are hungry to challenge you for the belt. The question is, are you ready for those challengers?
Alex Richards: Are you kidding? Am I ready for the challengers? The real question is, are the challengers ready for me? David Sanchez turned tail and ran at the thought of facing me. I'm fixing to prove he was the smart one. Bring em all on. I don't care who it is. It took me years to win this world championship and I damn sure ain't giving it up in my first title defense. From Dune to Biowalker to OJ Simpson to the Hamburgler to Wentworth to Shadowlove to Mandie Wheeler to the reincarnated three stooges. I always did have a life long dream of giving Mo an eye poke. But nobody.. anywhere is gonna take MY world title!
Jayson Price: Now that's what I wanted to hear. So what's say we get to it! Allow me to introduce the next challenger for the UCI World Title!
Price gestures to the stage as the arena lights dim. Pyro explodes from the stage as suddenly "Explosia" by Gojira hits the speakers.
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell? That's...
Confused, Richards turns around and gets blasted in the face by Price's microphone. The crowd begins to boo as Richards hits the mat, clutching his forehead as Price drops on top of him. The music cuts and the lights come back on as Price begins jamming the end of the microphone into Richards' face, trying to gouge out his eyes.
Jimmy Garcia: What is this about? What are we seeing here?
Gravedigger: You're seeing classic Jayson Price right now!
Security and referee rush out from the back as Price tosses the microphone to the side and begins using his fist. Finally he's pulled away from Richards by the officials as a medic checks on Alex. Price scoops up the other microphone from the mat as security tries to keep him back.
Jayson Price: Get your hands off of me, you piece of shit. Alex. ALEX! I hope you can hear me over the blood running into your ears because this is important. On October 2nd it's going to be Alex Richards versus Jayson Price for the UCI World Title. Alex, I recruited you all those years back because I saw something special in you, but now you're going to learn that your place in this business is always going to be as my bitch.
Price throws the microphone at Alex as he's being helped up by referees. It bounces off of his chest and Alex shoves the referees to the side before lunging at Price. Security catches him and holds him off as Price exits the ring, smirking at the screaming Richards, as fans boo him. Overload goes to break as Price backs up the ramp, shooting Alex two middle fingers as security is struggling to keep him from chasing after Price. |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2016 23:57:21 GMT -6
Winner gets added to the Rising Stars Championship match at Rite of Passage Blanche Corrigan vs Jack Scorpion vs Courtney Leinart Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This match is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall where the winner will get added to the Rising Stars Championship match at Rite of Passage!
'Mmm, yeah'
'Foxy, foxy' hits the pa system, the camera panned in onto the titantron - displaying a video composition of a beautiful, leggy blonde.
'She who looks back, and she looks away/she internalizes the motion wave/she is the butcher/she wants the air/she hides the scars under her hair.'
As the guitar rift kicks in, from behind the curtain emerges a tan, towering blonde woman - dressed in a sheer red robe, underneath that, sporting a mesh black top with fringe and feather/fur design and a red high waisted bottom with a shiny gold belt around the waist.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Tampere, Finland! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 120 pounds. She is Blanche Corrigan!
She walked slowly down the ramp, her hips twisting in a tantalizing sway as green and yellow lights swirl about the audience. She keep she her focus on the ring, paying no mind to the taunts many of the fans through her way. Using the steps to enter the ring, she slinks through the middle rope in a leisurely way before making her way to the right side of the ring. She opens her arms wide, looking straight upwards as a taunt towards the fans in the audience, as well at home. the camera panning in, she then looks directly at the lens, licking her lips in a salacious manner, throwing a wink to boot. She takes her place in the corner, stripping herself of her robe and kneeling down to tighten the laces on her knee high black boots.
Jimmy Garcia: Well this match is going to be all about 3 newcomers to UCI trying to make a name for themselves as they wrestle for a place in the Rising Stars Match at Rite Of Passage in 2 weeks. And there we see "The Fox" Blanche Corrigan in the ring right now, much to the delight of some of our male audience. Gravedigger your thoughts?
Gravedigger: You talk too damn much.
Jimmy Garcia: I was asking about the match.
Gravedigger: And I didn't stutter.
Lights go out as Purple Lamborghini rocks the arena, the fans start to mark out. Few minutes later we see a man walking out with a hood over his head and once the music plays more. He flings his head up and extends his arms as he smirks and says, “I’m Back”
'Biggest boss and I been the trillest
I'm a bigger problem when I click with Skrillex
Murder on my mind, it's time to pray to God
My revolver is not religious, the revolution’s born
You wanna know my name then go and tell them Sarg
You wanna know my gang: Suicide Squad
Pistol on my waist, I might make a mistake
Dead shot, head shot, oh my god, am I crazy?
Drugs every corner, this is Gotham City
Killer Croc came to kidnap you, to cut out your kidney
Ain't no mercy, got that purple Lamborghini lurkin'
Rozay, don't you know that pussy worth it
Flooded Rolex at the Grammy awards
They still sellin' dope, that's those Miami boys
Killers everywhere, it ain't no place to run
Forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun'
Jack continues to walk down the ramp as the pyro goes off from the top of the ramp and on the sides as Jack flings his head back and walks down the ramp.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts! At five feet, eight inches tall, weighing in at 175 pounds. He is Jack Scorpion!
'Ain't no mercy, a-ain't no mercy
Got that purple Lamborghini, purple Lamborghini lurkin'
Ain't no mercy, a-ain't no mercy
Got that purple Lamborghini lurkin (Rozay!)'
Jack hops onto steel steps and stays there as the crowd chanted, Holy shit, Holy shit. Jack soon entered the ring and flings against the side ropes extending his arms in the air as a huge set of pyro goes off. While he waits for his opponent to show, the music plays its final verse while Jack smirks.
'Power
Greed
Devious
Needs
Highstakes
(Cash money)
Dope boy
(Rap money)
Real hip
Forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun
(Rozay!)'
Jimmy Garcia: Up next we have the high flyer Jack Scorpion. Dare I ask your thoughts?
Gravedigger: Is this the kind of crap music people are listening to these days? The hell is a trillest Skrillex and why am I supposed to care? I hate young people today.
Jimmy Garcia: I have to ask, is there anyone you actually like?
Gravedigger: Yo momma.
Jimmy Garcia: ...
"FAB-U-LOUS" by CFO$ hits the PA system as Courtney Leinart walks out from the back to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She walks down the ramp, trash talking the booing fans as she sticks her hand up in their faces.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Staten Island, New York! At five feet, five inches tall, weighing in at 110 pounds. She is “The Queen of Staten Island” Courtney Leinart!
Courtney walks up the ring steps and into the ring, staring down both her opponents as she saunters to the center of the ring as her music fades out.
Jimmy Garcia: The self professed Queen Of Staten Island...
Gravedigger: Let me stop you right there. Why on Earth would anyone claim to be the King or Queen of a dump like Staten Island? That's like calling yourself the Mayor of New Jersey.
Jimmy Garcia: Well since New Jersey is a state, it would actually be Governor of...
Gravedigger: SHUT UP JIMMY!
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: There's the bell, this match is underway!
Courtney Leinart coming out of her corner, gesturing to Jack Scorpion as she looks at Blanche Corrigan.
Jimmy Garcia: And it would appear as though Courtney is looking at Blanche to possibly team up against Jack Scorpion. Could we be looking at a little girl power tonight?
Gravedigger: Careful, we don't need to piss off any feminists. Better call it "equal power for all genders, not just girls, because we're just as powerful as men".
Blanche nods her head but stays back as Courtney goes at Jack, only to release too late that she's been had. Courtney tries to tie up with Jack but ends up getting sent into the ropes. Courtney ducks a clothesline attempt from Jack but ends up eating a massive knee to the gut from Blanche. Blanche now taking Courtney to the ropes and she tosses her to the outside.
Jimmy Garcia: Well so much for that brief team up.
Blanche turns back around, only to be taken to the mat by Jack with a drop toe hold. Jack with the legs, trying to lock in a boston crab early, but Blanche is fighting back. Blanche able to avoid the hold and get turned over but she opens herself up for an elbow. Jack quickly drops but Blanche is just as quick to roll out of the way. Both up to their feet and it's Blanche with a dropkick to the chest that sends Jack stumbling back into the corner.
Jimmy Garcia: Beautiful standing dropkick from the Foxy one.
Gravedigger: Am I going to have to throw ice at you, Garcia? Because you sound like you're popping one over there.
Blanche now running at the corner before she tries for a handspring elbow. She hits it in the corner as Jack drops to the mat. Blanche grabs hold of him to drag him from the ropes when from out of nowhere she's rolled up from behind by Courtney Leinart.
Jimmy Garcia: PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
T-
The ref barely gets to one before Blanche kicks out. Courtney staying on her as she goes at the face with right hands. The referee has to start up a five count because of the closed fists before Courtney finally backs off. Jack trying to stand up in the corner and Courtney goes at him. But Jack shoves her into the corner and hits a back elbow to the face. Jack with another elbow before he lifts her up onto the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Uh oh, I'm not liking where this is headed.
Jack starts to climb up onto the second rope when Blanche grabs him from behind. Blanche trying to pull him back to the mat and she finally does. Courtney now recovering in the corner and she stands up on the second rope. Courtney leaps off with a crossbody and takes Jack to the mat. The referee starts to go for a pin when Blanche pulls her off. Blanche with an eye rake before following it up with a swinging neckbreaker. Blanche back up to her feet but Jack spins her around and tries to go for the Black Abyss.
Gravedigger: He's trying to end it!
But Blanche counters it and reverses it into a front russian leg sweep. Blanche up to her feet and she looks to the corner as Jack wisely rolls out of the ring while he can. Blanche heading to the top rope as she looks down at Courtney.
Jimmy Garcia: Is this it?
Blanche leaps off with arabian double foot stomp and hits it. Blanche with the pin.
One!
Two!
Jack tries to crawl back into the ring.
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Blanche Corrigan!
Jimmy Garcia: AND THE FOXY ONE WINS IT!
Gravedigger: Jesus, Jimmy! I swear to god I heard a knock underneath the desk that time.
"Foxy, Foxy" hits the PA system as Blanche gets to her feet, celebrating the win. The referee raises her arm before checking on Courtney.
Jimmy Garcia: And with that win, Blanche Corrigan is now in the Rising Stars Title Match at Rite Of Passage. What a great debut.
Overload goes to commercial. |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2016 23:59:27 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:00:59 GMT -6
Michael Whin Segment The energy is high all throughout the arena. Fans are jumping up and down, holding up signs for their favorite Wrestlers suddenly a booming voice is heard over the speakers
MAKE IT A WHIN!
"Live to Win" blares through the speakers as the arena seems to rock with cheers. Michal Whin makes his way onto the stage wearing a nice salmon colored three piece suit. He holds up three fingers making the letter 'W' with his hand, then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.
He climbs up the turnbuckle and extends his arms, closing his eyes, taking it all in. After jumping down he receives a microphone and raises it to his lips but is soon cut off by the fans.
Crowd: Whin Michal Whin! Whin Michal Whin! Whin Michal Whin!
Michal grins as he hears his old Indy chant, and he raises the mic to his lips again
Michal Whin: Well... guess some of you know who I am... that saves some time. But for those that don't... hello, I'm Michal Whin
Crowd: Where is Jimmy?! *Clap Clap clapclapclap* Where is Jimmy?! *Clap Clap clapclapclap*
Michal Whin: Ahh.. I assure you he is off doing big things himself, but believe me when I say you got the better half of Team Edwards!
Because the Gentleman Monster has arrived in U...C...I!
He paces back and forth, his grin unfaltering
Michal Whin: It's just kind of a shame that my first appearance is here in Portland, Oregon.
Suddenly the once cheering fans begin to boo.
Michal Whin: The slow drivers, Tweakers, and never ending rain... Why would anyone actually he happy to say they're from here?
Fortunately for you... I have arrived and plan to make this place a little more exciting!
The boos continue to pour in as Michal's grin seems to get bigger as he nods his head embracing the hate
Michal Whin: I know I know... Oregon deserves all the boos, I feel the exact same way. But rest assured UCI... I'm here now, and things are gonna be different... so let's... Make It A Whin!
Michal grins once again holding up a W with his fingers then extends his arms closing his eyes as the camera fades to black. |
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:06:33 GMT -6
Thor Balfore vs PerZag
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from The Federal District, PoonGuinea, Thor Balfore!
Killing Strangers hits the PA system as Thor struts onto the stage. He adjusts his wrist tape and elbow pad before raising his arms into the air as the crowd cheers. Thor walks down the ramp and climbs up then over the apron before rushing over to the adjacent turnbuckle and roars with a single arm pump and smashing of his right elbow into his left palm.
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes UCI’s big guy!
Gravedigger: Poon Hammers on deck, Jimmy!
Taylor Lorde: His opponent, from Benella, Victoria, Australia, PerZag!
The start of 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor plays as the lights go off. After a brief moment, a spotlight shines next to the ring, where a man wearing a black hoodie stands, waiting. He grabs at the hood that is covering his head, and slowly drags it off, revealing his shoulder length blonde hair. He stretches his neck from side to side before unzipping the hoodie, and taking it off. He drops it on the ground behind him and stares into the ring. He walks slowly towards the ring apron where a microphone is placed, and he picks it up off of the apron. He climbs onto the apron, and turns around staring down the entrance ramp.
PerZag: My name is PerZag, and I am 'The Worthiest of All'.
He leans back against the ropes and puts both his arms out to the side, extended as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. He turns around, and steps into the ring, through the ropes. He walks over to one of the corners of the ring, and leans against it waiting for the match to begin.
Jimmy Garcia: PerZag looking impressive last week. Can he pull out another win here?!
Gravedigger: Thor is a damn giant, so I wouldn’t bet on that.
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: And we’re off!
Gravedigger: Spear by PerZag out of the gate!
Jimmy Garcia: Thor catches him, powerbomb position!
As Thor lifts PerZag into the air, PerZag lays into Thor with some stiff right hands causing the larger opponent to stumble back as PerZag drops out of it.
Gravedigger: Dropkick from PerZag.
Jimmy Garcia: Thor being sent into the corner with that one!
PerZag gains his footing again and leaps towards the corner with a flying clothesline for Thor.
Jimmy Garcia: STO from Thor!
Gravedigger: The big man shaking it off here as he looks to gain the control.
Thor steps forward, pulling PerZag to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Some counter punches from PerZag!
PerZag tries to whip Thor against the rope, but fails to move the big man.
Gravedigger: Thor sending PerZag off the ropes himself now.
Jimmy Garcia: Another big dropkick from PerZag!
Thor falls into the ropes before stepping forward a bit as PerZag ducks underneath and catches him.
Jimmy Garcia: Shining wizard from PerZag!
One!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: Thor quick to get the shoulders up there.
PerZag makes his way to the top rope as Thor takes a bit of time getting to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: PerZag with the flying crossbody!
Gravedigger: Thor catches him.
Jimmy Garcia: PerZag just launches over Thor’s head and down to the mat!
Thor rubs at his jaw a bit as he lifts PerZag back up, getting him position for the stalling suplex.
Gravedigger: Blood has to be rushing to PerZag’s head right about now.
Jimmy Garcia: Powerslam finish from Thor!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Thor looking a bit fired up here! It seems PerZag’s resiliency is only motivating him further!
As Perzag makes it back to his feet, the newcomer leaps towards Thor, his legs wrapped around him as he delivers clubbing strikes to Thor’s face before Thor slams him forward onto his back.
Gravedigger: SPINE BUSTAH!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: So close! PerZag still showing he has a lot of fight left in him!
Gravedigger: Thor looks like he wants to end this one though as he gets in position for the Poon Hammer!
Thor yells out in anticipation of the finish before charging at PerZag.
Jimmy Garcia: PerZag dodges it, whipping Thor right into the corner there!
Gravedigger: Stepping through the ropes and going up top now!
As Thor steps back a bit, PerZag takes advantage of the opportunity, leaping off at Thor.
Jimmy Garcia: Death From Above!
Gravedigger: PerZag with the cover!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, PerZag!
PerZag staggers to his feet as the ref raises his hand.
Jimmy Garcia: Fun contest between these two as PerZag picks up a big win and he’s on a nice roll to kick off his UCI career! |
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:10:37 GMT -6
Bonnie Blue vs Kyle Cameron
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! Hailing from The Mean Streets of Downtown Los Angeles! At six feet tall, weighing in at 210 pounds.
"So Whatcha Want" hits the airwaves and jeering erupts from the crowd as Kyle Cameron theatrically emerges from the curtain. The crowd hurdling abuse towards him, he pulls a black Sharpie from his pocket, offering to sign his autograph for the crowd in the front row, although no one takes him up on it. A random crowd member yells at him "YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!" to which Kyle replies "You're just jealous of me!" The crowd continue booing him as he gets in the ring, trying to pull off awesome poses in the middle of the ring, even though he just makes himself look silly.
Gravedigger: The champ is here.
Jimmy Garcia: Ugh..
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Parts Unknown! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 143 pounds. She is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, and the UCI Intercontinental Champion! “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Smoke covers the stage as the opening riff of Erock's "Doctor Who Meets Metal" echoes through the venue; blue and white strobes flare in time to the beat. Bonnie Blue appears from the haze, clad in her blue and white singlet, the Tag Team title secured around her waist, and the Intercontinental strap slung over her shoulder. Bonnie raises her arms to the crowd, soaking in the cheers for a moment. Then, she sprints down the ramp and leaps onto the ring apron. She slips through the ropes, then climbs onto the turnbuckle to pose for the crowd with a dazzling smile, both belts lifted overhead.
Jimmy Garcia: NOW the champ is here!
Gravedigger: I’d make a comment about Bonnie’s looks, but HR keeps hounding me about sexual harassment in the workplace.
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Cameron charging forward and he swings wildly at Bonnie!
Gravedigger: Bonnie ducking down here.
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the head as she pops back up!
Bonnie leaps up, wrapping her legs around Kyle’s head before flipping back.
Gravedigger: Hurricanrana from Bonnie and the cover.
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie stepping out onto the apron now, could be looking for the Sonic Screwdriver early in this one!
Kyle Cameron stumbles to his feet, leaping towards Bonnie and pulling her head down onto the top rope.
Gravedigger: That one sending Bonnie down on her back, laying on the edge of the ring there.
Kyle Cameron steps through the ropes, using them to balance himself as he jumps up for an apron leg drop.
Jimmy Garcia: Right on the tailbone as Bonnie moves out of the way!
Cameron screams out in pain as Bonnie recovers, rolling her opponent all the way back into the ring and covering.
One!
Two!
Gravedigger: Cameron flips it.
One!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie flipping it back now!
One!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: Nice little pin exchange there, but this match continues for now.
Both Bonnie and Kyle get to their feet almost simultaneously as they trade rights in the center of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Cameron falling back into those ropes!
Gravedigger: Lariat from Cameron!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Cameron lashes out at the ref and the booing audience in frustration as he grabs hold of Bonnie’s legs, trying to twist them into submission.
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Cameron going for that signature sharpshooter!
As Cameron tries to get the hold locked in, Bonnie turns away from Cameron’s force, breaking the hold as the two get to their feet.
Gravedigger: Enzuigiri from Kyle Cameron!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: A bit sloppy on the delivery, but it hits nonetheless!
Kyle jumps up and down, stomping both feet against the ring in a temper tantrum as he steps through ropes.
Gravedigger: Kyle Cameron looking to impress here!
Cameron leaps through the air, but is caught by Bonnie who has made it to her feet by this point.
Jimmy Garcia: FACEBUSTER FROM BONNIE! SICKENING IMPACT!
The crowd pops as Cameron’s head is sent crashing into the mat. Bonnie smiles at the reception as she steps through the ropes now and goes for her own takeoff.
Gravedigger: Sonic screwdriver!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Bonnie Blue!
Bonnie makes it to her feet, smiling at the fans once more as she rolls out of the ring and collects her titles.
Jimmy Garcia: Solid effort by Cameron here who I believe impressed a lot of people with his showing against UCI’s double champion!
Gravedigger: A damn good showing for sure!
We fade to commercial with the image of Bonnie leaning against the barricade and playing to the crowd. |
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:11:21 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:11:56 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:20:51 GMT -6
Alex Richards Segment The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand, a boot filled to the brim with Zim-Quila in the other, the world heavyweight title around his waist. He chugs his drink then tosses the boot into the crowd before raising the title in the air to massive cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring a serious look on his face with a hint of a smile making it seem like he's probably putting it on, which he is. On the way to the ring he delivers his trademark hard high fives to the fans. At least those brave enough to want them. He wanders around ringside talking to fans for a few minutes killing time before finally entering the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: I didn't think we would see the big man out here again after what happened earlier tonight.
Gravedigger: That's why you never won a title Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: I didn't think you liked Alex Richards.
Gravedigger: I like him more than Price.
Alex pulls a microphone out of his doctor's bag and begins to speak.
Alex Richards: Earlier tonight I got my ass kicked by the general manager. That's not how my night is going to end. I'm in a bad mood and I can only think of one way to fix that! I need a midget, an 8 ball of coke, some yarn, purple hair dye, a spoon, a knife, a fork, silly putty.. and... ah fuck it this is way too complicated! I'm just gonna kick some ass of my own and then get drunk!
The crowd loudly cheers this! They love drunken hyjinxes. Why else would they be at a UCI show?
Alex Richards: So what I'm going to do is go ahead and issue an open challenge. If they beat me tonight I will personally guarantee them a world title shot. And I'll buy their drinks tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: Where are you going Gravedigger?
Gravedigger: I can take him! Nah, this announcing gig is too easy to lose it by wrestling again.
Jimmy Garcia: You could not have beaten Alex!
Gravedigger: I can certainly beat you Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Okay, you could have taken him.
Gravedigger: There's more like it!
The announcers finish their bantering as Can't Touch This by MC Hammer begins to play. The crowd looks confused. And look more confused as the whitest of all white rappers comes out attempting to freestyle.
Man: I'm Jon Seena.. You have no Peena! I'm gonna beana.. you! Word!
The music turns up because apparently the sound guy didn't want to hear any more of it. This actually gets a cheer from the crowd.
Taylor Lorde: On his way to the ring from the suburbs, Jon Seena!
He flips off the crowd to no reaction.
Jimmy Garcia: Who is this guy?
Gravedigger: I know this guy. He's been a multiple time world champion in another company.
Jimmy Garcia: Really?
Gravedigger: No, I'm just fucking with you! He's obviously some chump about to get slaughtered!
A referee enters the ring and calls for the opening bell. They go to lock up but Jon slides to the side and uses his signature taunt. Waving his hand and shouting out You can't touch this! Alex looks annoyed. They go to lock up again, again Jon dodges this time punching Alex in the head as hard as he can. He shakes his fist having hurt his own hand. Alex just grins. Jon looks terrified.
Jimmy Garcia: I think he may have just realized what a huge mistake he made.
Alex unloads with a vicious lariat, causing the wantabe rapper to sommersault through the air and land on his face. Alex walks over and quickly begins to garvin stomp the life out of Seena. Starting at the feet and working his way up the body! After a stomp to the head it appears Seena is completely out of it.
Gravedigger: This is why when a champion issues an open challenge you shouldn't just blindly accept it. This is what could happen to you.
Alex picks him up and german suplexs him straight into the corner. Then follows it up with a running boot to the small of the back in the corner knocking Jon from the ring! Alex waves goodbye to Jon as the referee lays the count on Seena.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Alex is showing this kid some mercy here.
Jon rolls over at the count of six and for some stupid reason decides to flip off Alex from the floor. Alex immediately rolls out then back in to break the count. Before approaching Jon who gives another bird flip. Alex picks him up by the throat and choke tosses him back into the ring!
Gravedigger: That was not a smart move.
Jon pulls himself to his feet slowly in the corner as Alex charges in Seena moves out of the way at the last second. More falls out of the way.
Seena: The Fuck!
Jimmy Garcia: Is his move seriously called the Fuck?
Jon throws some more bad weak punches that still do nothing and then tries to pick Alex up for his version of the attitude adjustment. He doesn't budge him.. Alex grabs him by the throat and drills him with the Zim-Quila Hangover!
Richards: You should have stayed in the office Price!
Alex drags the hapless jobber up and drills him with the final enlightenment dropping him on his skull. Jon isn't moving at all. Alex isn't done however. He climbs the ropes dragging up Seena with him. He positions him for a powerbomb off the top... into a lung blower!
Gravedigger: Sanity slip!
Jimmy Garcia: Count to a hundred this one is over.
Gravedigger: This one was always over.
The referee does indeed count and the bell rings.
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, “The Archduke of Mass Confusion” Alex Richards!
The crowd cheers as Alex raises his hands in the air.. He expects his music to come on and but instead..
HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove’s personal bodyguard/valet and “Fashionista Sensei” Ms Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress was being being guarded by a couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits. Ms. Miyamoto and her bodyguards Kyodai and Shatei, stop for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, poses like fashion model on a catwalk.
Ms. Miyamoto’s raven black hair pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses. Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin encased in a form-fitting Vantablack Mandarin sequin dress with a French-cut up the side to her thigh and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos. The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:
MS. MIYAMOTO: Alex, Alex, Alex, did you really think that it would be that easy to be rid of Shadowlove-san so quickly? After all, Alex Richards-san, you might have won a very minor skirmish last week but this war with Shadowlove-san is very far from over. . .
Alex Richards, drenched in sweat, looks behind him, waiting in anticipation for a Shadowlove sneak attack that doesn't happen then turns back towards Ms. Miyamoto with a look that kills and starts climbing through the ropes. Kyodai and Shatei stand in attack formation protecting “The Fashionista Sensei” as Ms. Miyamoto mischievously laughs.
MS. MIYAMOTO: Alex, Alex, Alex, you might think that you are fast, but you aren't that fast! Now let us take a look at the UCI-JumboTron shall we?. . .
The darkened UCI-JumboTron cuts to a picture of the World Champions dressing room. A quick cut shows the voluptuous Rebecca Thatch and the half brother of "The Archduke of Mass Confusion", Shaun Zach Richards, intently watching the television monitor showing the confrontation between Alex and Ms. Miyamoto. Well Shaun is watching, Rebecca is listening to the action and getting Shaun to fill her in on the details. After a seven second delay, the television monitor shows Rebecca Thatch and Shaun Zach Richards watching Rebecca Thatch and Shaun Zach Richards on the television monitor in the World Champion’s dressing room.
Another quick cut shows “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove standing behind both of them. He’s stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a black leather trench-coat along with Crocodile skinned pants with Alligator skinned boots. His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair showing his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes.
Shadowlove’s image appears in the television monitor smiling at Rebecca with his patent malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on Shadowlove's lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a “There were many times World Champ when I was so naïve as you that I went home with a 10 and woke up with a 2 like Rebecca” shit-eating grin.
Alex’s half-brother, Shaun Zach Richards, tries to do the chivalrous thing and defend Rebecca Thatch’s honor. He bum rushes towards Shadowlove trying to GORE!, GORE!, GORE! Shadowlove catches Shaun Zach Richards in a front facelock and easily Dark Gifts him. Shadowlove rolls Shaun Zach Richards over and waves his index finger at Alex’s unconscious half brother laying spread eagle in a “no, no, no” style gesture.
Shadowlove turns towards Rebecca Thatch. Rebecca appears to be terrified by the sudden violent noises in Alex's dressing room. She is obviously very frightened and attempts to bitch-slap Shadowlove across his chiseled face. Shadowlove catches Rebecca’s wrist and pulls her closer to him and lip-locks her with a not so passionate kiss and follows that up with a Irimi-Kokyunage, a Steven Seagal style clothesline. Shadowlove grabs Rebecca by the hair and front face locks her and points to the camera in an obvious dedication to Ms. Miyamoto. Shadowlove Dark Gifts Rebecca Thatch onto Shaun Zach Richards groin.
Shadowlove reaches into his black leather trench-coat and takes out a Sharpie. He lifts up Rebecca Thatch by the hair and autographs “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove across her chest as if signing a contract and lays her head back on Shaun Zach Richards groin.
Shadowlove bows his head, raising His arms straight out to his sides, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.
Rebecca Thatch and Shaun Zach Richards are left looking like Andre Holmes and Jack Schlongson in their pre-match ritual as the UCI-JumboTron screens fades to black.
Alex Richards lets out a scream that can be heard from space and runs up the ramp with immense anger flowing through him towards Ms. Miyamoto. Kyodai and Shatei throws a couple of Ninja Impact Smoke Bombs in front of them. As the greyish/blackish smoke from the Ninja Impact Smoke Bombs rises, Ms. Miyamoto is last seen waving “Buh-Bye!” to Alex Richards.
Alex Richards is left standing alone as the greyish/blackish smoke dissipates.
Gravedigger: Shadowlove making a statement here, showing how bad he wants Alex Richards.
Jimmy Garcia: And Alex Richards bad night continues with his brother and his girlfriend both being assaulted by the handsome half breed. I'm sure he'll be looking for pay back after that.
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:25:39 GMT -6
Adam Kurosawa vs Polar Phantasm Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall!
The big screen flashes to a blank screen... with a cursor? Suddenly, text appears... "Iceberg-Seven online... accessing big screen. Access granted... running program 'Polar Phantasm Entrance'." The cursor moves across the screen slowly, as if loading something... and then the screen flashes 'PHANTASM' in large frosted blue letters. "Cellphone's Dead" by Beck begins playing over the loudspeakers as two white spotlights train on the entrance. The curtain parts... and out comes the Polar Phantasm. Polar slaps a few audience members' hands on his way through the arena, then slides beneath the bottom rope and into the ring. Polar takes a quick look around the crowd... and then waits patiently for his opponent.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from New Antarctica, Nevada! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 255 pounds. He is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, The Polar Phantasm!
Love Taste booms on the PA as The Hentai Prince steps out past the curtain and stares out into the audience. The beat rolls into the melody, and on queue, The Moe Stars come out and pose behind The Hentai Prince as he places the tips of his fingers of one hand against his forehead with a smug smile of his own before they break the pose and make their way down the ramp; The Moe Stars smiling and blowing kisses to the fans while The Hentai Prince continues ahead with a confident stride.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Miami, Florida! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 185 pounds. He is “The Hentai Prince” Adam Kurosawa!
At the front of the ring, the group stops once again, turns around for another pose before The Hentai Prince rolls in (The Moe Stars taking to the steps). In the center of the ring, The Moe Stars hang off of him as he rips off his Cape Jacket in dramatic fashion letting it float to the ground as his hand stays high up in the air.
Jimmy: ‘The Hentai Prince coming off a loss to Celeste Mallory, but he’s looking to make up for it here tonight!’
Digger: ‘Yeah i’m sure he is, but if this creep thinks that he can earn a victory against the one and only Polar Phantasm then he must be even dumber than i thought!’
Jimmy: ‘You never know with a guy like The Hentai Prince, the kind of optimism he posseses can be enough to earn him a VIC-TORY!’
The Hentai Prince strips down to his ring gear and as soon as the ring is cleared…
Ding Ding Ding!
Both competitors circle the wrong, eyeing each other suspiciously. Slowly they close in on each other. Polar raises a hand, signalling for a test of strength; Adam looking up at the hand then back at his opponent, not sure if he should go in. After a moment’s hesitation, The Hentai Prince interlaces his fingers into Polar’s who instantly twists it under and uses the advantage to pull and push Adam around the ring at his will.
‘Digger: ‘Like i said, an idiot, who else would accept a test of strength against a man almost eighty pound heavier?’
Jimmy: ‘An incurable optimist?’
‘Digger: ‘That was supposed to be a rhetorical question, Jimmy…’
The Prince tries to use his free hand to break into the grip but Polar is quick with interlacing the fingers on the other hand and, before Adam knows it, has both arms turned up. In a quick second, Polar puts a leg behind his opponent and trips him to the ground, making sure not to lose his grip. But just as Polar goes in, before he can even set up a move, Adam lifts a leg and catches Polar in the face, sending him backwards. Catching on the momentum, Adam is brought back to a vertical basis.
Polar moves backwards into the rope with Adam attached. As soon as he connects with the ropes, Adam hops up onto Polar and rolls back, sending Polar over his head. Still the interlocking of fingers has yet to be broken. Adam rolls up on top of Polar, straddling him but Polar uses his impressive size advantage to roll over and top Adam instead. Polar presses the hands down...
Jimmy: ‘Phantasm trying to use his power to earn a quick victory over “the prince” here!’
One!
The Hentai Prince is quick to get his shoulder off the ground. Polar jumps off, pulls Adam up and quickly into a snap suplex, ending the chain. Polar is up on his feet in seconds before bouncing off the ropes and hitting a basement dropkick into Adam’s head as he was attempting to get to his feet, causing him to turn over onto his back. Polar refuses to let a second go by and bounces off the ropes again into a rolling senton. The Moe Stars can be heard on the outside of the ring, jeering Phantasm’s successful offense.
‘Digger: ‘Polar showing exactly why he is the veteran in this match, keeping the pressure on the rookie, not giving him space to get himself worked up!’
Jimmy: ‘Yes, this kind of match greatly favors the competitor with more experience, Polar is doing great in making sure the style of the match fits him better than it fits The Hentai Prince.’
Phantasm grabs The Hentai Prince and pulls him to his feet and presses him against the rope before sending him running with an irish whip then following close behind. Adam bounces off the ropes followed by Phantasm bouncing off the rope. Adam stops and turns, Polar predicts this movement and goes for a clothesline but Adam ducks which causes Polar to stop and turn only to be met with a jumping calf kick but the action doesn’t stop as both competitors return to their feet instantaneously. Polar follows with a jumping back kick but again both are back on their feet in a blink. Hentai Prince goes for a wheel kick but misses as Polar side steps. As soon as Adam stand back up, he is hit with an Enzuigiri causing him to stall then flop to the ground.
Polar takes a moment to grab his breath as the crowd applauds the action. Adam attempts to slowly get to his feet. Mid way up, Polar walks over and reaches out to grab his opponent but Adam is quick on the draw and hits him with an over the shoulder arm drag and a quick basement dropkick. The Moe Stars cheer in unison as Adam stands and poses for the audience.
Jimmy: ‘Polar giving Hentai Prince a little bit too much room here.’
‘Digger: ‘Yeah but the creep might be making the same mistake, he needs to keep on Phantasm before he recovers’
Adam goes to pick up Polar but is met with a quick uppercut, sending him stumbling back into the ropes. As Polar returns to his feet, Adam charges him but Phantasm is quick to dodge and come up from behind; sending Adam flying backwards with a German suplex so hard that it causes the Hentai Prince to roll back onto his feet and string him on the ropes. Polar approaches and sends Adam off with another irish whip, this time meeting him in the center of the ring but Adam leaps up and knocks Polar with a knee to the head sending the tag champ back a few steps before running up and hitting him with a hurricanrana.
As Polar lays on the ground, Adam stands with his back to his opponent, lining up, and then hitting a standing moonsault, staying on top of Polar for the pin.
One!
Two!
Kick out!
Adam is in disbelief and asks the ref to confirm that it was really just two. In the meantime, Polar rolls away and pulls himself up by the ropes. Adam approaches but is met with a chop to his chest. Doubling back, Adam grips his chest after the slap echoes through the arena. But despite this, Adam quickly returns with a chop of his own but Polar responds with an elbow to the side of the head, Adam replies with a backspin chop also to the face. Polar kicks Adam in the gut, causing the Prince to bend over, he bounces off the ropes to launch forward with knee aimed to the head but Adam pushes Polar on through as he makes his way to the other side. Adam jumps up onto the second rung of ropes and as Polar comes charging back, the Prince jumps backwards and strike Polar with a springboard pele!
Jimmy. ‘The Kawaii Kick!’
‘Digger: ‘But both men are down, can the creep get up in time to take advantage!?’
Adam crawls to the turnbuckle and slowly climbs to the top buckle. Reaching the high risk district, The Hentai Prince stretches out his arms and shouts as loud as he can…”VIC-TORY!” before backflipping, landing his knees right into Polar’s gut!
NTR!
The Hentai Prince quickly goes for the pin!
One!
Two!
Three!
Moe Star Botan: THREEEE! WINNING PRINCE TECHNIQUE!
Jimmy: ‘He gets the win!’
‘Digger: ‘Well i’ll be damned, the creep did it!’
Taylor Lorde: ‘Here is your winner, The Hentai Prince’
The moe stars ascend the stair and join The Hentai prince in the ring, all four of them lift their arms into the air and shout in unison ‘VIC-TORY, VIC-TORY, VIC-TORY!!!’
‘Digger: ‘Well let’s just hope that…’
Digger is interupted as "Caramelldansen" plays over the PA system as The Moe Stars and The Hentai Prince dance in sync to the beat.
‘Digger: ‘Oh no, fuck this, I cannot deal with this shit!’
Once again, Gravedigger rips off his headset and walks off, shaking his head in apparent dissapointment in the entirety of the human race.
Jimmy: ‘Digger, come back, join in!’
The screen fades to black |
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:26:31 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:29:28 GMT -6
Ryan Jones Segment
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: Umm..Mr. Jooonnes--
Ryan Jones: Aren't you cute? You are just a bundle of pinned up nerves, aren't you?
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: You caaan tell?
Ryan Jones: Barely..don't worry, I'll walk you through it. That's what being the UCI Television Champion is all about, isn't it? I always have to be on my game, for me it's always lights..camera..action!
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: Aren't you nervous you may not walk out of the Rose Quarter Arena with your UCI Television Title?
Ryan Jones: Somebody else walk out with Prescious other than me? Hardly unlikely, the odds of probability are not in their favor. They have a better chance of winning the lottery.
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: Speaking of them, any parting words for either Mandy Wheeler or Kyle Kemp?
Ryan Jones: Parting words? What do you think this is some kind of game? No, it's not! When I hit this Arena, it is MY time to work, it's time to earn that paycheck. The fun and games are over. All the talking is done--well almost. You want a couple of sound bytes..something to sink your teeth in? They don't call me the "King of Controversy" for nothing.
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: I didn't mean to upset you. (She bats her eyelashes at Ryan and gives him an innocent look)
Ryan Jones: I know sweetie, you are just doing your job, like mine is to dispose the UCI of all the waste we have cluttering the roster. Beginning with the former and longest reigning UCI Television Champion ever, Mandie Wheeler and that kid that thinks he's entitled to everything in life, Kyle Kemp. You are a great upcoming backstage journalist, do you think they could do what I do? Have you seen the schedule I keep?
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: I keep an eye on everything around here. You're work has definitely caught my attention.
Ryan Jones: See, that's the thing, right now the whole world is watching..we are the upstart organization that will! Precious needs me as much as I need her. Nobody else here can give her what I give her, I am the only one qualified to be the face of this company. For example my opponents..Mandie doesn't have the skills and Kyle Kemp doesn't have the motivation or work ethic to take Precious from me. There is not debating that! Now if you will excuse me sweetie, I need to go get ready for my match..
[Ryan walks in through the back door and disappears. Walking up to Torrin is former UCI Television Champion Mandie Wheeler. The fans in the arena cheering echos in the background.]
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: Mandie..did you hear the comments Ryan Jones had to say about you and Kyle Kemp?
Mandie Wheeler: Yeah, I heard.
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: Umm..do you care to make a commen--
Mandie Wheeler: Comment? Here is a comment for you..what an asshole!
Torrin Leslee Ray Dupont: I don't know if we can say that on live tv!
Mandie Wheeler: Live tv? This is UCI, you will get the hang of how things are done around here. I'll do my talking in the ring when I get MY UCI Television Title back where it belongs..around my waist!
[Mandie walks into the arena and the scene cuts back to inside the Rose Quarter Arena.] |
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:41:00 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Triple Threat Match Ryan Jones © vs Kyle Kemp vs Mandie Wheeler Jimmy Garcia: Next up is our newly crown Television Champion Ryan Jones defending his "Precious" against the former Champion Mandie Wheeler and the guy "That's Better Than You" Kyle Kemp!
Gravedigger: Oh joy. This guy? He calls Mandie's Television Title, Precious? How cute.
Jimmy Garcia: I know he sort of made a dregatory remark on twitter towards you this week after his win last week on Overload.
Gravedigger: So I didn't know who he was..big deal.
Jimmy Garcia: Obviously it was a big deal to our new UCI Television Champion. He told me to tell you that maybe you should do your homework next time!
Gravedigger: What'd you say to me? (He lifts Jimmy up by his collar)
Jimmy Garcia: He said it, not me! Don't shoot the messenger.
Gravedigger: (Sets Jimmy down) Yeah, you're right. He ain't worth it. Either Kemp or my girl Mandie will beat him right now and send him packing anyways--
Jimmy Garcia: I hate to cut you off but I'm told the Television Champ is demanding to come out first!
Gravedigger: What? We all know the champion comes out last. This is ridiculous!
"We are the Champions", by Queen rocks the Rose Quarter Arena with a bit of "Master Debater" by Twist mixed in as red, yellow and blue balloons and different colored streamers come falling out of the rafters. Strutting out smugly with his UCI Television Title and waving to the crowd is Ryan Jones. He takes his time slowly walking down the runway, much to the annoyance to some fans but joy to others. As he poses and points at Gravedigger.
"Better Than You" by Sam Adams bumps the Arena speakers, out runs Kyle Kemp with a sneak attack on the champion from behind!
Gravedigger: Yes, get him Kyle!
Jimmy Garcia: Remember your job requires you to be impartial.
Gravedigger: Yeah..whatever.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp blasted our champion from behind and knocks him down with a huge elbow strike to the back of his head! What in the hell is he doing?
Gravedigger: He's putting our Television Champion on the steel steps!
Jimmy Garcia: Elevated DDT off the steps and onto the concrete floor!
Gravedigger: He's setting him up for "Back To the Minors (Punt Kick to the back of the head)!
"Glamorous', by Fergie plays and the fans jump on their feet cheering and chanting.
Mandie..Mandie..Mandie!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes the "Pride of Fire Pit Wrestling School!"
Gravedigger: She has a grocery cart full of stuff.
Jimmy Garcia: She's racing down with the cart..she ghost rides it's into Kyle Kemp!
Gravedigger: Holy shit! The cart flipped over and there's objects everywhere..this Project has just turned hardcore!
Mandie screams, "F@ck The World!", startling some of her faithful fans.
Jimmy Garcia: We got a crowbar, pool sticks, florescent lights, beer bottles all at ringside!
Gravedigger: What's Mandie doing now?
Jimmy Garcia: She picks up the grocery cart and smashes it over Ryan Jones as he tries to get up!
Gravedigger: This is a new Mandie that much is for sure.
Jimmy Garcia : Kemp is up and Mandie breaks a pool stick over his head!
Gravedigger: Mandie gets into the ring and the referee rings the bell to finally start this match.
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie back outside and she kicks Kemp in the stomach and throws him back in the ring by his hair. Mandie back in the ring. Mandie off the ropes with a big boot into Kemp'a face!
Gravedigger: Mandie goes for the cover..1....2-
Jimmy Garcia: Kick out by Kemp! Mandie back on her feet and she runs from one end of the ring to the other and SUICIDE DIVE over the top rope and onto the Television Champion Ryan Jones outside the ring!
Gravedigger: She took him and herself out!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Mandie got the worse of her own move as Ryan gets back up and Belly to Belly Suplex on Mandie onto the floor!
Gravedigger: God I hate this guy.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones back in the ring..he runs at Kyle Kemp..Snap Scoop Powerslam by Kemp!
Gravedigger: Kemp is from Chicago and they don't play around! Get him Kyle.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp with a Inverted Back Breaker! He goes for the cover..1...2..thr-
Gravedigger: Kick out..no..Jones kicked out that no good son of a bitch.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp lifts Jones back up Full Nelson Slam! Kemp off the ropes-
Gravedigger: Mandie with a crowbar to the back of Kyle Kemp!
Jimmy Garcia: She gets back in the ring and blasts Jones with the crowbar as he's trying to get up!
Gravedigger: Mandie is cleaning house tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp with a running knee that hit the crowbar into Mandie 's face!
Gravedigger: Mandie's been busted open..blood is everywhere.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp is taunting her now.
Gravedigger: She flipped him the bird!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones from behind on Kemp with Random Thoughts (Inverted Back Breaker followed by a Neck Breaker)
Gravedigger: He hit one of his signature moves.
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie runs at Jones with a Cross Body! Jones catches her though..T-bone Press Release Suplex.
Gravedigger: I think Mandie landed on her neck.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp tries to get up but German Suplex by Ryan Jones! And another! He goes for a third but Mandie runs at him with a Clothesline but Jones ducks and she hits Kemp instead. Jones with a Head and Arm Suplex on Mandie and goes for the cover..1...2..thr-
Gravedigger: Kemp makes the save and knocks Jones down!
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp trying for an offensive move but slips on a puddle of blood made by Mandie.
Gravedigger: All three are down. What a match this has turned out to be thanks to Mandie going extreme.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones kip-up! Mandie kip-up and now Kyle Kemp with a kip-up and all three are on their feet!
Fans Chant: This is awesome!
Gravedigger: Listen to these people.
Jimmy Garcia: For those of you listening to this on our podcast, a kip-up is an acrobatic move in which a person transitions from a prone position, to a standing position. We sometimes call this move the raising handspring kick-up in the states.
Gravedigger: Beautifully timed by all three.
Jimmy Garcia: All three are brawling now. Rights by Mandie to Jones..Jones with lefts and rights to Kyle Kemp. Kemp with a Standing Drop Kick on Mandie at the same time Mandie tries a Standing Drop Kick on Kemp! Both hit the canvas..Jones now on the attack with the point of the elbow on Mandie's already bleeding forehead!
Gravedigger: Blood went flying everywhere.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones with heavy forearms on Kyle Kemp..and another..
Gravedigger: He's stomping a mudhole into him..get up Kyle!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones with a Running Bulldog on Mandie.
Gravedigger: He got her!
Jimmy Garcia: He nailed it..the cover 1...2..thr-
Gravedigger: Mandie kicked out at two and a half and Jones can't believe it.
Jimmy Garcia: Near fall but Mandie Wheeler is still in trouble. Kemp rolls to the outside with Jones focused solely on Mandie.
Gravedigger: I think Ryan forgot about Kemp..this is a Triple Threat match dummy!
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp is grabbing one of those florescent lights Mandie brought down to ringside earlier..Jones with a knee drop onto the busted up skull of Mandie Wheeler..Kemp in the ring and Ryan doesn't see him.
Gravedigger: Turn around you idiot.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones turns around and Kemp blasted him with that florescent light!! Glass and powder went everywhere!
Fans: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Gravedigger: Ryan Jones has been busted wide open!
Jimmy Garcia: This has become a blood bath in there. Kemp with a running start--Mandie runs at him and nails him with a spinning-side kick and landed it! Jones quickly kicks her in the gut and Snap Decision (Snap DDT to a kneeling opponent)!! This one is over 1...2...3!
Gravedigger: SHE KICKED OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: Once again Jones can't believe it and what's he doing now? Jones rolls out of the ring.
Gravedigger: Get him away from me.
Jimmy Garcia: Ryan Jones is out here jawing with Gravedigger. What's he doing? He's taking his belt and leaving!
Gravedigger grabs the UCI Television Title from Jones. Ryan pushes Gravedigger who promptly punches Ryan then Choke Slams him through the announcers table in front of him. Kyle Kemp is perched on the top rope and comes crashing down on Jones with a Flying Elbow!
Jimmy Garcia: What carnage!! And now Jayson Price the GM of UCI is out here with security getting Gravedigger out of here!
Gravedigger gets escorted to the back by security, while Price puts on the headset and helps Jimmy Evans finish commentating the match.
Jayson Price: What was Gravedigger thinking? You can't let your emotions get to you like that. Now look, we got Kemp mangled in half out here with Ryan Jones through the damn announcers table.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp has finally been busted open. I think his head hit a TV monitor on the flight down.
Jayson Price: All three are bleeding badly. The referee is counting both Kyle Kemp and Ryan Jones out as Mandie Wheeler is on her feet!
Jimmy Garcia: 1....2....3...4.....5.
Jayson Price: I think she's going to win by count out but that won't get her the title.
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie just realized this and she breaks the count by rolling to the outside..she's over here by us and she just grabbed an American Flag from a kid at ringside and she smashes it over Kemp's head.
Jayson Price: She picks up a bottle and breaks it over Jones' head..no Jones blocked it!
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie picks up a piece of glass and tries to cut Jones but Jones knocks it out of her hands and EOD out of nowhere!
Jayson Price: He hit that End of Debate Super Kick flush on Mandie's chin like last week! Ryan gets up and he is applying his Jaws of Life (Half Nelson Choke and Body Scissors) on Kemp on the outside..
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp just tapped out but the referee is telling Jones it's no good outside of the ring.
Jayson Price: He's right. The submission only counts inside the ring and he's already letting a lot go in this match from the weapons to the not counting people out.
Jimmy Garcia: He's giving these people what they want here on Overload from the Rose Quarter Arena!
Jayson Price: Jones is frustrated again. He gets up, drags Mandie from the floor and I think he's going to bring her into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: He rolls her in the ring and he locks her in the Jaws of Life!!!
Jayson Price: Reversed by Mandie!
Jimmy Garcia: She reverses it into the Mandie Lock!!! She has Jones in the middle of the ring in her famous move!
Jayson Price: Nobody gets out of the Mandie Lock..
Jimmy Garcia: Jones with the counter and into a Texas Cloverleaf!!
Jayson Price: What a match. These three are putting it all on the line for that Television Title!
Jimmy Garcia: And Jones has Mandie in the center of the ring with his Cloverleaf and blood is pumping from his head and hers..these two look like they have been in a car wreck!
Jayson Price: I think Mandie is just about to give up--
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp just snuck back in and Back to the Minors (punt kick) on Ryan Jones and that breaks the hold on Mandie.
Jayson Price: He kicked a field goal with that kick..this one is over!
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp with the cover on Jones 1....2...thre--
Jayson Price: Jones kicked out!
Jimmy Garcia: Some how..some way Jones kicked out!! Kemp is in disbelief.
Jayson Price: Mandie is back up and Kemp with an Atomic Drop..
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp dropped her like I sack of potatoes..I think she nailed him with something.
Jayson Price: It looked like brass knuckles..it think she hit him with brass knuckles.
Jimmy Garcia: The referee is attending to Jones and didn't see Mandie hit Kyle Kemp with a taped pair of brass knuckles.
Jayson Price: Not like it would matter anyway with this ref.
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp is out and Mandie is going for the cover.
Jayson Price: The referee is out of position.
Jimmy Garcia:............finally he's in position..1....2...three and we have-
Jayson Price: Ryan Jones broke it up..Act of Congress(Half Nelson Face Buster) on Mandie Wheeler! Kemp is staggering!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones charges forward and is sent over the top rope!
Jayson Price: Back to the minors out of nowhere to Mandie Wheeler!
Jimmy Garcia: One, Two, Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Jayson Price: New champion!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, and the NEW UCI Television Champion, Kyle Kemp!
Jimmy Garcia: Listen to these people! Everyone is in shock!
Jayson Price: Ryan Jones is entitled to a rematch though and that one will be epic as well!
Ryan Jones looks on in shock as Kemp rolls out and stumbles to the back, clutching his newly won championship against his chest as we cut to commercial. |
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:41:50 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2016 0:45:47 GMT -6
Wentworth Updegraff Jr. Segment “Playa” by D-Loc plays over the PA drawing loud boos from the crowd. Wentworth Updegraff Jr. steps out from behind the curtain, followed by his bevy of lawyers, and a couple police officers.
Jimmy Garcia: I can not believe this man.
Gravedigger: What’s not to believe. He’s just trying to do what’s best for Polar and Nightmare’s child. It’s about time someone actually cared.
Jimmy Garcia: No, he’s trying to hurt the Guardians to get to Jay Omega, and in the most despicable way possible.
Wentworth steps into the ring, and grabs a microphone. He waits for the crowd to quiet enough to where he can speak.
Wentworth: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been more than fair. I have given Polar Phantasm an entire week to voluntarily surrender the child he’s been neglecting. He has refused. I return today with two police officers and a judge’s order to release the child into their custody.
The crowd grows loud and angry, even throwing garbage into the ring.
Wentworth: I know. I know. I wish it didn’t have to happen this way either, but Polar has refused to do the right thing. I invite him to come out now, and for once in his life do what’s right. I am begging you, Polar. Please, come and surrender poor Jeffrey, so that you can’t do any more damage.
Jimmy Garcia: My god, this is disgusting. I can not believe Wentworth has stooped this low. To attack a man’s family…
Gravedigger: Attack nothing! He is saving that child from Polar’s neglect, and the shame of growing up with Polar Phantasm for a father.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh would you stop!
Wentworth: Polar, all you have to do is admit that you’re an unfit parent, and give your little boy over to someone who can properly care for him. If you can do that, then all this ugliness stops and Jeffrey can get on with his normal, happy life. Don’t you see, Polar. You’re only hurting-
“Cellphone’s Dead” plays over the PA system, bringing a roar of applause from the crowd. He storms out onto the entrance ramp, grimace of hatred on his face. Right next to him is Bonnie Blue who looks equally angry. Behind them comes Polar’s wife, holding the little boy in question tightly in her arms, tears running down her face.
Wentworth: Finally they show their faces! I figured you would be just as cowardly this week as you were last week. You surprised me. Well good then, let’s get this over with quickly.
Polar Phantasm: Alright, Updegraff- I gave you time to act out like the spoiled child you are, but this is way over the line. My god, man- this is professional wrestling, not some vehicle for you to abduct children with. This is not your rape van, Wentworth. I don't care how much you're paying these people, but you've made whatever point it is you have to make; you can send the local theater troupe home now.
Bonnie Blue: Yeah... the joke's over, Updegraff! It ain't fuckin' funny! You an' me both know it ain't even Polar OR the Kid you want -- it's me an' that Intercontinental strap I took off you at Meltdown! You want another shot at me? Then leave them outta this an' FIGHT me like a man!
Wentworth: Fine, if you're going to be vulgar about it, and that’s how you feel… officers, take the child.
The police officers advance toward Polar, but he stand guarded in front of his child, fist cocked, ready for a fight.
Jimmy Garcia: Is Polar Phantasm planning on fighting these police officers?
The officers don’t stop, so Polar jumps on one of them, hitting him with right hand after right hand before tossing him over the barricade. His partner goes after Polar, only to get hit with a DDT on the steel ramp. Immediately security guards come flooding out from the back, too many for Bonnie and Polar to fight off. One group holds Polar down with great effort and handcuffs him, while another group pulls Jeffrey away from a frantic, sobbing Nightmare. The crowd screams their hatred, as Wentworth stands in the ring with a smug smile on his face.
Wentworth: I don’t know what you fans expected. Polar Phantasm is a dangerous, neglectful, excuse for a man. Exactly the sort of man who would assault an officer of the law rather than do what’s right for his child. You see it every day in your trailer parks and your government housing. It’s a tale as old as time, and it always ends with the unfit parents getting what they deserve.
Bonnie tries to jump into the ring, but the security guards manage to hold her back. One officer brings Jeffrey into the ring. The child is openly shrieking, tears and snot running down his horrified face. The guards lift a handcuffed Polar, and the camera gets a shot of his reddened face as he screams loud enough for the arena to hear him without microphone.
Polar: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU PANSY MOTHER FUCKER!
Wentworth: The words of a model father, ladies and gentlemen. Fine, Polar. If you want me so bad, I’ll give you your shot. Since Bonnie seems to want to get destroyed by me as well, we can make it a tag team match. I don’t even need a wrestler on my side. Next week it can be you two against my brother, Hunter and I. Yes, that sounds like quite a good bit of fun.
Wentworth then turns, and takes a knee in front of the crying child, putting a hand on the boy’s shoulder.
Wentworth: Young Jeffrey, you must calm down. Everything is fine now. I won’t let that awful man hurt you anymore. I’m going to take very good care of you. I promise.
The crowd boos as they drag Polar and Bonnie away, Nightmare following after. Wentworth then commands one of the officers to bring the child, and walks to the back himself.
Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely disgusting.
Gravedigger: I agree. Police officers deserve respect, and for Polar Phantasm to attack an them that way was deplorable. I hope he incurs a hefty fine. |
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