Post by Alex Richards on Aug 28, 2016 21:33:25 GMT -6
Character Name:
Jon Seena
Hometown:
The Suburbs, where all the white rappers are from
Height:
5'10 (wears lifts in an attempt to reach Cena's height, fails miserably. )
Weight:
Exactly what John Cena weights (he's really about 210 pounds with little muscle defination)
Alignment:
wants to be cheered by half the crowd and booed by half the crowd. In reality none of the crowd cares
In-Ring Style:
Poor Man's technical brawler, just rips off John Cena's moves
Bio:
Recently heard on a podcast the UCI needed more John Cena's types so he legally changed his name to Jon Seena to cash in. He changes the gimmicks he rips off just enough to avoid getting sued. For instance instead of saying you can't see me he says you can't touch me. Probably because MC Hammer is too broke to sue. He also refuses to lose to other jobbers to protect his spot on the card.
Attire:
Wears cheap cut off jeans, even cheaper knock off nikes, and a t shirt that says hustle, loyalty, Aritaha Franklin ( he made the shirt himself and doesn't realize the spelling mistake.
Theme song:
Can't Touch This by MC Hammer
Pic Base:
Tries to look like John Cena
Entrance:
Comes to the ring trying to freestyle rap about his opponent. It's normally so bad the dj turns his theme song up to drown it out.
Signature move(s):
You Can't Touch this- John Cena you can't see me taunt
The STFU- Applies a bad STF and brags about putting the fuck you back into it. His opponent escapes while he's distracted.
Finisher(s):
The Fuck- A sloppy Attitude Adjustment
Jon Seena
Hometown:
The Suburbs, where all the white rappers are from
Height:
5'10 (wears lifts in an attempt to reach Cena's height, fails miserably. )
Weight:
Exactly what John Cena weights (he's really about 210 pounds with little muscle defination)
Alignment:
wants to be cheered by half the crowd and booed by half the crowd. In reality none of the crowd cares
In-Ring Style:
Poor Man's technical brawler, just rips off John Cena's moves
Bio:
Recently heard on a podcast the UCI needed more John Cena's types so he legally changed his name to Jon Seena to cash in. He changes the gimmicks he rips off just enough to avoid getting sued. For instance instead of saying you can't see me he says you can't touch me. Probably because MC Hammer is too broke to sue. He also refuses to lose to other jobbers to protect his spot on the card.
Attire:
Wears cheap cut off jeans, even cheaper knock off nikes, and a t shirt that says hustle, loyalty, Aritaha Franklin ( he made the shirt himself and doesn't realize the spelling mistake.
Theme song:
Can't Touch This by MC Hammer
Pic Base:
Tries to look like John Cena
Entrance:
Comes to the ring trying to freestyle rap about his opponent. It's normally so bad the dj turns his theme song up to drown it out.
Signature move(s):
You Can't Touch this- John Cena you can't see me taunt
The STFU- Applies a bad STF and brags about putting the fuck you back into it. His opponent escapes while he's distracted.
Finisher(s):
The Fuck- A sloppy Attitude Adjustment