Developing Story: Details Surface on Ductape Title Match!
Aug 23, 2016 8:50:14 GMT -6
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on Aug 23, 2016 8:50:14 GMT -6
What it do, what it do. Franky V here with another hot take forr the inhabitants of the UCI Galaxy! This one concerns the mysterious addition of what is only being referred to as "a DUCTAPE UNIFICATION MATCH" between one Kyle Cameron and one Andre Jenson. The match, reportedly for the partly destroyed ACTUAL World title has left many questions in the minds of fans. How does this match work? What do you have to do to win? Why would you want to win this title in the first place? Well I sat down with our lovely GM Jay Price who explained the rules to me in detail.
1. No DQ. No countout.
2. There will be a giant roll of ductape at ringside.
3. The first man to apply FIVE rolls of ductape to the damaged ACTUAL World title will win the match as well as the belt.
Pretty simple stuff, I'd say.
While I had Price, I also took the time to chat with him about Kyle Cameron and why he was excluded from this past UCI Overload show. Price disclosed to me that the decision to not book Cameron was 100% on him. "Ratings don't lie. Whenever Cameron is on screen, people tune out. His Overload match against Crow is one of our worst performing main events so far. That absolutely cannot happen on a regular basis. When it came time to make the matches for Overload, I decided I didn't want him stinking up the show much more then he already has, so I took him off. The only reason he's on Meltdown is to settle this fake world title business with Jenson. At least with Jenson people can root for him more then they root against Cameron. After this, though? I don't know what I'm going to do with the kid."
There you have it folks. Kyle Cameron was not booked on Overload because he really, really sucks. Although you probably don't need me to break that news to you.
1. No DQ. No countout.
2. There will be a giant roll of ductape at ringside.
3. The first man to apply FIVE rolls of ductape to the damaged ACTUAL World title will win the match as well as the belt.
Pretty simple stuff, I'd say.
While I had Price, I also took the time to chat with him about Kyle Cameron and why he was excluded from this past UCI Overload show. Price disclosed to me that the decision to not book Cameron was 100% on him. "Ratings don't lie. Whenever Cameron is on screen, people tune out. His Overload match against Crow is one of our worst performing main events so far. That absolutely cannot happen on a regular basis. When it came time to make the matches for Overload, I decided I didn't want him stinking up the show much more then he already has, so I took him off. The only reason he's on Meltdown is to settle this fake world title business with Jenson. At least with Jenson people can root for him more then they root against Cameron. After this, though? I don't know what I'm going to do with the kid."
There you have it folks. Kyle Cameron was not booked on Overload because he really, really sucks. Although you probably don't need me to break that news to you.
