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Post by "Mr. God" Benjamin Atreyu on May 10, 2016 20:52:14 GMT -6
United Championship Infinite would like to announce several new hires to its staff.
First, we would like to announce our backstage interviewer Frank Patrick Venable. The staff has informed the press that this decision was made, because they wished to have an interviewer who "wouldn't take no shit from no Jabroni types".
Secondly, UCI has its official Commentary team, hiring controversial Youtube Wrestling Podcast stars Michael Stelzner, Christopher Morrell, and Justin Chambers. The staff also made comment on their choice, saying "we wanted a few recognizable voices that weren't scared to voice their opinions. We wanted something that would bring some attention in our direction from the internet community, and thats exactly what we got."
When asked for further comment on future hires for UCI, Benjamin Atreyu only replied with "we have a growing roster, and will announce more signees as they happen."
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on May 10, 2016 21:12:33 GMT -6
@frankthetank180 "Glad to be on board, can't wait to begin my new exciting career! And before anyone get's any ideas, if anyone gets out of line with me, I'll handle you appropriately. And trust me, you don't want to know how I handle business ."
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