Interview with FPV: New UCI Signee!
Jul 17, 2016 9:46:10 GMT -6
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Post by Sven Alexander on Jul 17, 2016 9:46:10 GMT -6
Video from UCI.com
The video begins, showing FPV to the world; he is standing outside a conference room in what appears to be the UCI headquarters. After being given a sign that the cameras are rolling he begins; “Hello UCI fans, an exiting new development here in the headquarters, I have just received word that UCIs newest signee has just signed a multi-year contract with the company inside these doors. No word has yet reached us on who this talent is, other than the fact that he is European, which gives us several exciting possibilites…..”
As he finishes the sentance the door opens and a blonde, young man step out wearing a black button up shirt and a pair of wine red trousers. He looks around for a moment before noticing FPV standing a few feet away, and a spark of recognition can be seen in his eye as he walks up with a friendly smile on his face.
“Hey, FPV right? I was told you’d be waiting outside for a quick interview with UCIs newest star.” He strikes an exaggerated pose as he slowly says the last to words, until he is no longer able to keep a straight face and starts chuckling at his own stupidity.
FPV is slightly taken by surprise by the fast talk and enthusiasm of the newcomer, but he quickly regains his composure before starting the interview in ernest. “Yes, I just have a few quick questions so the fans at home who might not know who you are get properly introduced to you, am I correct in assuming that you are the Swedish Pro-wrestler Sven Alexander?”
“Yeah that’s right, I am Sven Alexander, also known as “The one-man dysfunctional relationship” and….” In the middle of the sentace, Svens head suddenly jerks to the right, hard enough for the viewers to hear his bones creaking, not stopping until it is sitting at an almost unnatural angle; his friendly smile replaced by one filled with malice. “And I’m the reason this nice kid has such an awfull nickname. Name’s Max, pleasure to meet you.” He shoots his hand forward, offering a very intimidating handshake, but before FPV can choose whether to grab the hand, Sven wrenches his head back to an upright position.
He pauses for a moment, holding his head and grimacing as if suffering from a headache, before looking back to FPV with a look of concern on his face. “He didn’t hurt you did he?” he asks, and after seeing FPV shake his head he continues. “I’m so sorry Frank, he promised to let my take care of the buissness we had here at the HQ, but it would appear that he lied.” He shakes his head “I suppose that’s what I get for trusting a sado-masochistic sociopath; but please continue, I don’t think he’ll be making any more unwanted appearances, once is usualy enough for him.”
FPV has, to his credit, managed to more or less stay composed during Svens “episode” and gets back into the zone relatively quick. “As I think everyone at home noticed, you suffer from split personality disorder, how does this affect your performance in the ring?”
“Honestly I think it’s a great advantage for us, we usualy set up a basic game plan before the match, and we execute it; I do it with technical ability and he does it with raw aggression, and I think that it is the fact that we might at any moment switch from one to the other that makes us a force to watch out for here in UCI.”
“But isn’t it also a weakness, having to always work together with someone so different?”
“It was at one point, especially when we were starting out and I still resented him living in my head, but when you’re sharing a body with someone you quickly build some trust, and when we’re both working towards a common goal, there’s noone i trust more.”
“You talk about a “common goal”, what is your goal here in UCI?”
The friendly smile is back again in full force “I’ve come to the biggest promotion in wrestling, looking for the biggest price in wrestling, my eventual goal is obvious, the UCI World Heavyweight title will be mine, but first things first, I need to prove that I deserve it.”
“Does he agree with you?”
“Who, Max? Yeah he wants it too, bigger paychecks, crazier parties and more accomplished careers to end...”
“Ending careers?! You are interested in ending the careers of UCI stars?”
Sven responds with a pained expression “I don’t, Max on the other hand is almost addicted it, that’s why he invented The Dislocator lock, it’s purpose is right there in the name, it will dislocate and even break your arm.
“But if my sources are correct you use it too”
“Yeah I do, it would be very stupid of me not to use the most potent weapon in my arsenal now wouldn’t it? But, and this is a message for every man, woman and eventual other being on the roster, if you tap while in the Dislocator I will let you go immediately, so please, don’t try to get out, many have, and they have all ended up with injuries, just tap out quick.” The friendly smile is gone, replaced by a face filled with genuine concern.
“How about Max, what happens if he locks in the Dislocator?”
Sven grimaces, not really having an answer. “Try not to struggle, it’ll only encourage him, just tap out quickly and lie still, if he gets bored i should be able to take back control and let you out.”
A long pause follow those words, FPV letting them sink in with the viewers and Sven trying to think of a way to lighten the mood.
“Alright, just a few more questions…..” Once again Svens head is jerked to the right. “No, enough questions! I’m getting increadibly bored; if we don’t get out of here right now I’ll do something we'll both regret.” those last words are clearly meant for Sven, who takes back control of his body, using considerably less force this time, prehaps Max was finished using it and gave it back without a fight. He turns to FPV, “Yeah i should get out of here, last time an interview bored him he broke a fifty thousand dollar camera over the interviewers head; We’ll have to continue this interview some other time, preferably one when Max isn’t being a spoiled little cunt.”
He shares a quick handshake with FPV before walking away, from the angry words he appears to be exchanging with himself it’s obvious that Max didn’t find the last comment particularly amusing.
The video ends, giving the viewer several options to click if they feel like watching more of Franks interviews.
The video begins, showing FPV to the world; he is standing outside a conference room in what appears to be the UCI headquarters. After being given a sign that the cameras are rolling he begins; “Hello UCI fans, an exiting new development here in the headquarters, I have just received word that UCIs newest signee has just signed a multi-year contract with the company inside these doors. No word has yet reached us on who this talent is, other than the fact that he is European, which gives us several exciting possibilites…..”
As he finishes the sentance the door opens and a blonde, young man step out wearing a black button up shirt and a pair of wine red trousers. He looks around for a moment before noticing FPV standing a few feet away, and a spark of recognition can be seen in his eye as he walks up with a friendly smile on his face.
“Hey, FPV right? I was told you’d be waiting outside for a quick interview with UCIs newest star.” He strikes an exaggerated pose as he slowly says the last to words, until he is no longer able to keep a straight face and starts chuckling at his own stupidity.
FPV is slightly taken by surprise by the fast talk and enthusiasm of the newcomer, but he quickly regains his composure before starting the interview in ernest. “Yes, I just have a few quick questions so the fans at home who might not know who you are get properly introduced to you, am I correct in assuming that you are the Swedish Pro-wrestler Sven Alexander?”
“Yeah that’s right, I am Sven Alexander, also known as “The one-man dysfunctional relationship” and….” In the middle of the sentace, Svens head suddenly jerks to the right, hard enough for the viewers to hear his bones creaking, not stopping until it is sitting at an almost unnatural angle; his friendly smile replaced by one filled with malice. “And I’m the reason this nice kid has such an awfull nickname. Name’s Max, pleasure to meet you.” He shoots his hand forward, offering a very intimidating handshake, but before FPV can choose whether to grab the hand, Sven wrenches his head back to an upright position.
He pauses for a moment, holding his head and grimacing as if suffering from a headache, before looking back to FPV with a look of concern on his face. “He didn’t hurt you did he?” he asks, and after seeing FPV shake his head he continues. “I’m so sorry Frank, he promised to let my take care of the buissness we had here at the HQ, but it would appear that he lied.” He shakes his head “I suppose that’s what I get for trusting a sado-masochistic sociopath; but please continue, I don’t think he’ll be making any more unwanted appearances, once is usualy enough for him.”
FPV has, to his credit, managed to more or less stay composed during Svens “episode” and gets back into the zone relatively quick. “As I think everyone at home noticed, you suffer from split personality disorder, how does this affect your performance in the ring?”
“Honestly I think it’s a great advantage for us, we usualy set up a basic game plan before the match, and we execute it; I do it with technical ability and he does it with raw aggression, and I think that it is the fact that we might at any moment switch from one to the other that makes us a force to watch out for here in UCI.”
“But isn’t it also a weakness, having to always work together with someone so different?”
“It was at one point, especially when we were starting out and I still resented him living in my head, but when you’re sharing a body with someone you quickly build some trust, and when we’re both working towards a common goal, there’s noone i trust more.”
“You talk about a “common goal”, what is your goal here in UCI?”
The friendly smile is back again in full force “I’ve come to the biggest promotion in wrestling, looking for the biggest price in wrestling, my eventual goal is obvious, the UCI World Heavyweight title will be mine, but first things first, I need to prove that I deserve it.”
“Does he agree with you?”
“Who, Max? Yeah he wants it too, bigger paychecks, crazier parties and more accomplished careers to end...”
“Ending careers?! You are interested in ending the careers of UCI stars?”
Sven responds with a pained expression “I don’t, Max on the other hand is almost addicted it, that’s why he invented The Dislocator lock, it’s purpose is right there in the name, it will dislocate and even break your arm.
“But if my sources are correct you use it too”
“Yeah I do, it would be very stupid of me not to use the most potent weapon in my arsenal now wouldn’t it? But, and this is a message for every man, woman and eventual other being on the roster, if you tap while in the Dislocator I will let you go immediately, so please, don’t try to get out, many have, and they have all ended up with injuries, just tap out quick.” The friendly smile is gone, replaced by a face filled with genuine concern.
“How about Max, what happens if he locks in the Dislocator?”
Sven grimaces, not really having an answer. “Try not to struggle, it’ll only encourage him, just tap out quickly and lie still, if he gets bored i should be able to take back control and let you out.”
A long pause follow those words, FPV letting them sink in with the viewers and Sven trying to think of a way to lighten the mood.
“Alright, just a few more questions…..” Once again Svens head is jerked to the right. “No, enough questions! I’m getting increadibly bored; if we don’t get out of here right now I’ll do something we'll both regret.” those last words are clearly meant for Sven, who takes back control of his body, using considerably less force this time, prehaps Max was finished using it and gave it back without a fight. He turns to FPV, “Yeah i should get out of here, last time an interview bored him he broke a fifty thousand dollar camera over the interviewers head; We’ll have to continue this interview some other time, preferably one when Max isn’t being a spoiled little cunt.”
He shares a quick handshake with FPV before walking away, from the angry words he appears to be exchanging with himself it’s obvious that Max didn’t find the last comment particularly amusing.
The video ends, giving the viewer several options to click if they feel like watching more of Franks interviews.
