Keep Your Friends Close...
Sept 7, 2017 18:53:27 GMT -6
Bonnie Blue, Leviathan, and 2 more like this
Post by L Verez {L-7} on Sept 7, 2017 18:53:27 GMT -6
L Verez: ARE YOU INSANE!? HOW COULD YOU TEAM ME UP WITH THAT LUNATIC OF A MILKDROID!? HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Okay. I'm sweating bollocks right now. L is in Spencer Adams’ face, as well as his office. Security is trying to keep her at bay, but to no avail.
Spencer Adams: You've got a lot of nerve coming up in MY office, in MY face, trying to tell me what I did wrong. I should suspend you on the spot for this shit!
L Verez: Spencer, I've tried to be nice. But all that seems to do is get me ignored. It wasn't until 2 weeks ago that you bothered to answer any of my requests.
Spencer Adams: So, what? Do you want me to cancel the match? Maybe shift it around, so you can team with your little hillbilly friend? Would that make you happy?
L Verez: No. As much as I despise that scum of an android, I never back down from a challenge, no matter how insane it is… no, what I want is an opportunity!
Spencer Adams: Oh really? And how many of those have I already given you?
L Verez: None that are one on one! You're always putting me in the shuffle with a bunch of other opponents as if I'm some second rate talent! This last one got me a brass knuckle punch to the jaw! You haven't been treating me fairly, Spencer!
Spencer Adams: What do you want, then!? You want me to hand you a title shot?
L Verez: Not like you haven't done that enough. FPV? Kevin Bishop? Mama and Biff Mustache? They just waltzed in and got world title shots. Meanwhile, I'm dealing with getting assaulted, people costing me matches. Where's the fairness, Spencer!?
Spencer Adams gives L a frightening look… I don't like where this is going.
Spencer Adams: Here's the deal. I'll give you a shot. But ONLY if you can coincide with M.A.X next week. If you two can't get along enough to finish this match, then you can kiss your opportunity goodbye!
L Verez: That's fine. I can manage that. As long as that opportunity is against Corey Black.
Spencer Adams: So you want Hypermedia gold? Enlighten me on why that is.
L Verez: Because he's another example of an unearned opportunity. He got a title shot as soon as he walked in, AND was the last entrant in the Hypermedia Gauntlet. And then he didn't even have to defend his title at Meltdown! I want to make sure that isn't the case at Rite of Passage!
Spencer Adams: Fine, whatever. You can have at him. As long as you don't fuck it up next week. Now get the hell out of my office!
The security escorts us out of Adams’ office. Once we exit, we return to L’s partner and new valet, Zima'Ion.
Zima'Ion: That sounded pretty intense. Is everything alright?
L Verez: Yeah, we're fine. I just have to deal with teaming up with this this metallic monstrosity next week if I want to face Corey Black for the Hypermedia Title.
Zima'Ion: How is that fair? He knows what M.A.X did to you! Who knows what he might do next week?
L Verez: No worries, Zima. I have a plan. Thank you, by the way, for not stooping to the level that Love and Shlongson's valets did. I may not have won the match, but at least I gave them a fair fight…
Zima'Ion: No worries, L. It's disappointing that they couldn't do the same though.
L Verez: Well, we have to move forward to this tag match now. I have a lot on my mind I have to release to the UCI Universe. Vince, if you will.
Yes, of course. L puts her fancy, rounded shades on as I ready the camera. She also allows Zima to be in view of the camera.
L Verez: UCI Universe, I have a big task ahead of me next week. At Rite of Passage, it will be the Protector of the Universe against the Intruder Corey Black for the Hypermedia Championship. But this may not be the case, if I am unable to make amends with M.A.X during our tag team match against Rising Stars Champion Umeji, and my good friend Ginger Red. Am I upset that I'm facing a friend and teaming with an enemy? Yes, of course! But as we all know, I never back down from a challenge!
To be completely honest, I actually very much respect both of these competitors. Ginger Red is very down to Earth, and has an incredible amount of resiliency and determination. She won her debut match in a Fatal 5 Way! That's more than I can say for my debut, thanks to that Milk Artemis St. Cloud, if anyone remembers him. But Ginger, to say you got lucky is an understatement. It's a miracle you won that match. Logan just got enough strength to barely claw his way into the match, and you picked up the pieces and snuck the pin on him. You were at the right place at the right time. But you won't be gaining any sort of winning streak here in UCI. Not while I'm around. You have a lot of heart, and you have the immense potential, but now is not the time for your momentum to rise. Your Celestial Descent awaits.
As for Umeji… you are someone I respect. I rooted for you throughout that entire tournament. But don't think for one second that I'm not eyeing that Rising Stars Title. I merely just want to see how well Ginger Red does against you one on one before I take my opportunity. This win is going to be a testament to that.
Zima'Ion: Now if you'll excuse us, the Universal Protector has important matters she must attend to. We must bid you all adieu.
L Verez: Positive vibes, always!
Okay. I'm sweating bollocks right now. L is in Spencer Adams’ face, as well as his office. Security is trying to keep her at bay, but to no avail.
Spencer Adams: You've got a lot of nerve coming up in MY office, in MY face, trying to tell me what I did wrong. I should suspend you on the spot for this shit!
L Verez: Spencer, I've tried to be nice. But all that seems to do is get me ignored. It wasn't until 2 weeks ago that you bothered to answer any of my requests.
Spencer Adams: So, what? Do you want me to cancel the match? Maybe shift it around, so you can team with your little hillbilly friend? Would that make you happy?
L Verez: No. As much as I despise that scum of an android, I never back down from a challenge, no matter how insane it is… no, what I want is an opportunity!
Spencer Adams: Oh really? And how many of those have I already given you?
L Verez: None that are one on one! You're always putting me in the shuffle with a bunch of other opponents as if I'm some second rate talent! This last one got me a brass knuckle punch to the jaw! You haven't been treating me fairly, Spencer!
Spencer Adams: What do you want, then!? You want me to hand you a title shot?
L Verez: Not like you haven't done that enough. FPV? Kevin Bishop? Mama and Biff Mustache? They just waltzed in and got world title shots. Meanwhile, I'm dealing with getting assaulted, people costing me matches. Where's the fairness, Spencer!?
Spencer Adams gives L a frightening look… I don't like where this is going.
Spencer Adams: Here's the deal. I'll give you a shot. But ONLY if you can coincide with M.A.X next week. If you two can't get along enough to finish this match, then you can kiss your opportunity goodbye!
L Verez: That's fine. I can manage that. As long as that opportunity is against Corey Black.
Spencer Adams: So you want Hypermedia gold? Enlighten me on why that is.
L Verez: Because he's another example of an unearned opportunity. He got a title shot as soon as he walked in, AND was the last entrant in the Hypermedia Gauntlet. And then he didn't even have to defend his title at Meltdown! I want to make sure that isn't the case at Rite of Passage!
Spencer Adams: Fine, whatever. You can have at him. As long as you don't fuck it up next week. Now get the hell out of my office!
The security escorts us out of Adams’ office. Once we exit, we return to L’s partner and new valet, Zima'Ion.
Zima'Ion: That sounded pretty intense. Is everything alright?
L Verez: Yeah, we're fine. I just have to deal with teaming up with this this metallic monstrosity next week if I want to face Corey Black for the Hypermedia Title.
Zima'Ion: How is that fair? He knows what M.A.X did to you! Who knows what he might do next week?
L Verez: No worries, Zima. I have a plan. Thank you, by the way, for not stooping to the level that Love and Shlongson's valets did. I may not have won the match, but at least I gave them a fair fight…
Zima'Ion: No worries, L. It's disappointing that they couldn't do the same though.
L Verez: Well, we have to move forward to this tag match now. I have a lot on my mind I have to release to the UCI Universe. Vince, if you will.
Yes, of course. L puts her fancy, rounded shades on as I ready the camera. She also allows Zima to be in view of the camera.
L Verez: UCI Universe, I have a big task ahead of me next week. At Rite of Passage, it will be the Protector of the Universe against the Intruder Corey Black for the Hypermedia Championship. But this may not be the case, if I am unable to make amends with M.A.X during our tag team match against Rising Stars Champion Umeji, and my good friend Ginger Red. Am I upset that I'm facing a friend and teaming with an enemy? Yes, of course! But as we all know, I never back down from a challenge!
To be completely honest, I actually very much respect both of these competitors. Ginger Red is very down to Earth, and has an incredible amount of resiliency and determination. She won her debut match in a Fatal 5 Way! That's more than I can say for my debut, thanks to that Milk Artemis St. Cloud, if anyone remembers him. But Ginger, to say you got lucky is an understatement. It's a miracle you won that match. Logan just got enough strength to barely claw his way into the match, and you picked up the pieces and snuck the pin on him. You were at the right place at the right time. But you won't be gaining any sort of winning streak here in UCI. Not while I'm around. You have a lot of heart, and you have the immense potential, but now is not the time for your momentum to rise. Your Celestial Descent awaits.
As for Umeji… you are someone I respect. I rooted for you throughout that entire tournament. But don't think for one second that I'm not eyeing that Rising Stars Title. I merely just want to see how well Ginger Red does against you one on one before I take my opportunity. This win is going to be a testament to that.
Zima'Ion: Now if you'll excuse us, the Universal Protector has important matters she must attend to. We must bid you all adieu.
L Verez: Positive vibes, always!
