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Post by Crow McMorris on Aug 10, 2017 4:05:29 GMT -6
@murdermachine
This is Crow. Crow McMorris.
First UCI World Champion.
Unstoppable.
You?
You're gimmick infringement pal.
You better watch your step.
This is Z country.
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Post by SEAMAC on Aug 10, 2017 14:49:31 GMT -6
Its been 10 OW-WAHS, WHERE THIS CAT AT? What he get lost in china town sumwhere.
what a kunt-numb-drum
LOL
FGT
yo crow, knock this cawk sucka bak-witz
30 degrees bak-witz
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Post by SEAMAC on Aug 10, 2017 16:12:22 GMT -6
apparently theres some dudes that look like dear ol' Z
oh gee, wonder how this iz gonna turn out.
LOL
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Post by ×ձռժεг ¤ ъﻨรհօթ on Aug 10, 2017 20:08:08 GMT -6
Firreals.
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Post by Scotty Paine on Aug 10, 2017 22:08:42 GMT -6
*Scotty is the newest superstar to join ICU, and already his history has come back to hound him. Apparently, two of the ICU faithful have an issue with him or the way he looks. So, The Hardcore Legend shrugs his shoulders, and heads out to the stage with mic in hands*
~Scotty~ Um, yeah. I've been listening to you two toadies run your grills about me long enough. Personally, I have no idea what the F*ck you're talking about ...but, I really don't give to Shytes Well, there was the copy right comment ...Just because one of you look like me, doesn't make you as Good as Me!! Now, Red Dragon rip off?? Son, shut your mouth before I do it for you. You want to call out the Twelve Time World Heavyweight Champion?? Any time, any where, any place ...you feel froggy?? Jump Mother F*cker ...I'll teach you shyte, you never thought was possible!! Matter of fact, I'll whip both your @$$es ...and take one of your heads, back to the Asylum with me.
*Scotty lets a wicked snicker escape his lips, as he eyes the two Crow's Nest rip off. He just shakes his head, as he rambles on*
~Scotty~ Let me guess, you've heard the rumors and want to see if they're true ...Is Scotty Paine, really that good?? You tow lil' bytches could hold my f*ckin' jock strap! I'm not going to stand here, and trade highlight films with you dumb shytes. I've got my loses, than you've had matches. I've beaten, and lost to the best ...and you two?? Aren't on the list, but you could be. Instead of standing out here, wondering if you can beat the Hardcore Legend ...sign a Hades Damnation contract, to face me in a Crow's Playground Match . And if one of, the two look-a-likes actually win?? I'll leave and you can all keep the Fake Scotty Paine!!
"Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence ...whether much that is glorious, whether all that is profound ...does not spring from disease of thought, from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect."
So It Has Been Said, So Shall It Come To Pass ... Quoth The Crow, Forevermore!
*Scotty stands on the stage, and strikes his cross-like pose*
TBC: Anyone In The Thread
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Post by Crow McMorris on Aug 11, 2017 0:08:19 GMT -6
@murdermachine
Well, that was some scintillating shit, Scotty old chum. You really hooked me in there. You need to realize something, "Fake Crow", when you walk in here trying to palm yourself off as someone else? You're stepping over a grave.
Too bad for you, mine isn't occupied anymore.
However, If you keep playing dumb with this "I don't know what you mean" shit? My grave might have an occupancy after all.
You look about my height. I think you'll do just fine.
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Post by SEAMAC on Aug 11, 2017 15:48:49 GMT -6
LOL this dude cant even shoot a promo.
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Post by Damian Kaine on Aug 11, 2017 16:36:13 GMT -6
@kaineandableuci
This nigga can't even get his cosplay right, fam. How's he expecting to compete in the ring with ANYBODY in the U?
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Post by SEAMAC on Aug 11, 2017 18:17:22 GMT -6
LOLZ even DK roastin dis foo
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Post by SEAMAC on Aug 12, 2017 16:36:20 GMT -6
Lmao
Scott Paine, fuck u
Scott Paine: fite me fgt
Yeah that's the idea...
* Scott Paine hits the bricks*
Lmao
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