UCI: Overload (7/24/16: COMPLETE)
Jul 26, 2016 1:54:49 GMT -6
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Main Event
UCI Tag Team Championship
Tag Team Match
The Guardians vs S T I L L E T T O
UCI Tag Team Championship
Tag Team Match
The Guardians vs S T I L L E T T O
It’s about time for the official main event of the evening, and what better way to have than to crown our first UCI Tag Team Champions. The Guardians featuring Bonnie Blue, and Polar Phantasm against S T I L L E T O of Thursday Kerrigan, and Diavolo. The crowd are raving for these amazing teams, and the upcoming action for the biggest prize in the tag team division.
Jimmy Garcia: We are finally here ladies, and gentlemen! The main event of the evening, and I am excited. We’re going to crown our very first UCI Tag Team Champions! How amazing is that?!
Gravedigger: I would be amazed if you wouldn’t be such a retard acting like you won a trip to Disneyland.
Jimmy Garcia: ...Anyways. I’m sure this match will be a match of the year candidate and--
Gravedigger: Hold up, we’re having something going backstage. Let’s check it out.
In the backstage of the Scottrade Center, the camera man is rushing down the hall to catch up to a certain man walking to the locker room of S T I L L E T T O. When the lens get a clear view, it’s Jim Thuggin who knocks on the door.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Is--that’s Jim Thuggin! What the hell is he doing on UCI Overload?!
Jimmy Garcia: I-I well. I don’t think we received any message about him showing up tonight.
He is let inside, and then the cameras revert back to Jimmy Garcia, and Gravedigger who are shuffling between their notes. A few minutes later, the camera reverts backstage to Jim already leaving the locker room, and slamming the door shut behind him.
Gravedigger: What the hell was that all about?
Thursday opens the door, and Alessandra follows after. They’re sweating, heavily dazed as if they’re seeing illusions, and can barely even walk.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Jim Thuggin’ did something to those girls! They can barely walk, let alone wrestle tonight Grave!
Gravedigger: Look man, we ain’t got time to figure out this shit like Sherlock Holmes. The match is now!
The camera shifts back inside of the ring where Taylor Lorde is standing with the referee in the corner, awaiting to introduce both teams. big screen flashes to a blank screen... with a cursor? Suddenly, text appears... "Iceberg-Seven online... accessing big screen. Access granted... running program 'Polar Phantasm Entrance'." The cursor moves across the screen slowly, as if loading something... and then the screen flashes 'PHANTASM' in large frosted blue letters.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Cellphone’s Dead” by Beck immediately starts playing around the arena, and two white spotlights are emerged on each side of the stage. Bonnie Blue, and the Polar Phantasm both stands under each spotlight admiring the crowd, and also nodding at each other. They begin walking to the ring, and interact with the fans at ringside.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They move around the ring to get that extra little time with the fans at ringside until shuffling through the ropes, and getting inside the ring. Both Bonnie, and Polar of the Guardians are looking forward to bringing the gold home. Polar climbs onto the middle turnbuckle with his arms in the air, and Bonnie stands near the ropes to mouth how they’re going to win.
Jimmy Garcia: There is no other team that has been so popular in UCI rather than the Guardians, Bonnie Blue, and the Polar Phantasm. They’re legacy will be cemented if they become the first ever UCI Tag Team Champions.
Gravedigger: They probably will now if S T I L L E T O don’t snap back into it. However, I hope they are honorable because if they win, they’re cheaters, and this win was HANDED to them!
“Dreamhouse” by Deafhaven just starts playing as the final of the two entrance music. Obviously St. Louis is truly hateful towards the duo who just walk out on wobbly knees, looking a complete mess. Thursday, and Alessandra can barely do their proper entrance without falling over or nearly colliding into each other.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: My god, they look like they been hit by a train...twice.
Alessandra, and Thursday are barely having trouble even making to the ring; Polar, and Bonnie are really concerned but can’t do anything about their health. The referee doesn’t know what to do, and even Taylor isn’t sure if this match is continuing.
Gravedigger: Seriously, someone call this off!
Thursday needs to hold onto the steel post to climb the steel steps, and Alessandra can barely get her leg up on the apron. Somehow, they manage to get inside the ring, and be in their corner. Holding onto the ropes to help their balance or almost collapsing down into the mat.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
With everything in motion, Taylor just goes on with the introduction.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is our main event of the evening, and it is to crown our very first UCI Tag Team Champions! Introducing first, the team of Bonnie Blue, and The Polar Phantasm, The Guardians!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Polar, and Bonnie remain in their corner focused. However, they really have no idea what to do about the poor health of their opponents. Clearly Jim did something terrible.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! The team of Thursday Kerrigan, and D I A V O L O, S T I L L E T T O!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No reaction to their introduction. Bonnie looks at Polar, and she’s up first along with Diavolo who isn't looking so well. Since the referee received no message of match cancellation, the match is underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Bonnie quickly moves out of her corner while Thursday is walking very slowly. Using the ropes to keep her balance, and she raises her arms up to feet. Bonnie just looks at her then back to the referee who is also confused. Completely unaware of what Jim Thuggin did to them.
Gravedigger: Why isn’t this match being called off? S T I L L E T T O can’t wrestle!
They meet up in the center of the ring, and lock up in a traditional collar, and elbow. However, Bonnie gets the upper hand easily, and just hip tosses Thursday down onto her butt. Hitting the mat hard, she runs forward, and rebounds to land a Basement Dropkick down into her chest.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Thursday is thrown back flat in the center of the ring, and Alessandra is trying to reach her but can’t. She’s too weak to even stretch her hand out, and seeming to talk to things that aren’t there. Bonnie helps Thursday back up, and walks with her before bashing her forehead on the top turnbuckle of her corner.
Jimmy Garcia: As much as I hate to admit it, I agree with Gravedigger. This match should be cancelled. Jim Thuggin showed up out of nowhere, and then D I A V O LO can barely even wrestle.
Gravedigger: Finally the kid has some sense.
Bonnie hesitates but just tags in Polar who gets into the ring. Having Thursday leaned up against the corner, and just striking her with back to back elbows into the chin. After that barrage, he drags her into the center, and knocks her down with a suplex before floating over for the pin.
One!
Two!
Th-
Alessandra made the save even though she tripped, and just crashed into Polar. The referee orders her out but she can barely move. Honestly, she looks like a lifeless body under too much LSD. Playing with the referee’s belt but he escorts her out of the ring to the apron.
Gravedigger: Is she hallucinating?
She even points at the commentators while standing on the apron; laughing, and making jokes that make no sense in a match like this.
Jimmy Garcia: I think that answered your question.
Polar gets up, and helps Thursday back up again. He takes her by the arm, and whips her down into the ropes but she just trips over, and falls chest first into the middle up. Bonnie shakes her head at their terrible performance, and Polar is more confused anyone right now.
Crowd: GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
Thursday uses the top rope to stand, and she weakly slaps her hand on Alessandra’s arm for the tag. Getting into the ring, she looks at Polar, and charges at him very slowly. So he ducks under the right arm, and wraps his arms around her waist. Lifting her off the mat, and driving her onto her shoulders with a German Suplex.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: German Suplex, and this might be it! Here we go with the pin attempt from Polar Phantasm!
One!
Two!
Thre-
The pin attempt was broken by Thursday who somehow managed her way inside. Bonnie had enough, and just went inside the ring. Leaping onto the top rope, and springboarding halfway across to Springboard Dropkick Thursday out through the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Springboard Dropkick, and Thursday is outside of the ring! I don’t think she’s even moving Grave but Polar finally tags in Bonnie!
Bonnie starts climbing up onto the top rope, and Polar lifts Alessandra up. Shifting her head under his pit before scooping the arm around his neck. Just when he goes to lift her into a Stalling Suplex, Bonnie quickly leaps off the top rope, and takes her head into her arms before twisting over, and snapping her face off the mat.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: FROZEN IN TIME! Stalling Suplex into a Rolling Cutter! So I guess The Guardians are new champions thanks to Jim. What a bunch of lying assholes! Here’s the pin!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, and the first ever UCI Tag Team Champions, Bonnie Blue and The Polar Phantasm, the Guardians!
Bonnie, and Polar both hug each other while the referee hands them the UCI Tag Team Championship belts. They raise it high in their arms, and show it off to the crowd while the referee signals for medical attention to help our S T I L L E T T O.
Gravedigger: I can’t believe this. Jim Thuggin robbed us of a great main event but robbed S T I L L E T T O the UCI Tag Team Championships! I hope the Board of Directors really take into action what happened, and deal with this! Commercial now!
Jimmy Garcia: We are finally here ladies, and gentlemen! The main event of the evening, and I am excited. We’re going to crown our very first UCI Tag Team Champions! How amazing is that?!
Gravedigger: I would be amazed if you wouldn’t be such a retard acting like you won a trip to Disneyland.
Jimmy Garcia: ...Anyways. I’m sure this match will be a match of the year candidate and--
Gravedigger: Hold up, we’re having something going backstage. Let’s check it out.
In the backstage of the Scottrade Center, the camera man is rushing down the hall to catch up to a certain man walking to the locker room of S T I L L E T T O. When the lens get a clear view, it’s Jim Thuggin who knocks on the door.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Is--that’s Jim Thuggin! What the hell is he doing on UCI Overload?!
Jimmy Garcia: I-I well. I don’t think we received any message about him showing up tonight.
He is let inside, and then the cameras revert back to Jimmy Garcia, and Gravedigger who are shuffling between their notes. A few minutes later, the camera reverts backstage to Jim already leaving the locker room, and slamming the door shut behind him.
Gravedigger: What the hell was that all about?
Thursday opens the door, and Alessandra follows after. They’re sweating, heavily dazed as if they’re seeing illusions, and can barely even walk.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Jim Thuggin’ did something to those girls! They can barely walk, let alone wrestle tonight Grave!
Gravedigger: Look man, we ain’t got time to figure out this shit like Sherlock Holmes. The match is now!
The camera shifts back inside of the ring where Taylor Lorde is standing with the referee in the corner, awaiting to introduce both teams. big screen flashes to a blank screen... with a cursor? Suddenly, text appears... "Iceberg-Seven online... accessing big screen. Access granted... running program 'Polar Phantasm Entrance'." The cursor moves across the screen slowly, as if loading something... and then the screen flashes 'PHANTASM' in large frosted blue letters.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Cellphone’s Dead” by Beck immediately starts playing around the arena, and two white spotlights are emerged on each side of the stage. Bonnie Blue, and the Polar Phantasm both stands under each spotlight admiring the crowd, and also nodding at each other. They begin walking to the ring, and interact with the fans at ringside.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They move around the ring to get that extra little time with the fans at ringside until shuffling through the ropes, and getting inside the ring. Both Bonnie, and Polar of the Guardians are looking forward to bringing the gold home. Polar climbs onto the middle turnbuckle with his arms in the air, and Bonnie stands near the ropes to mouth how they’re going to win.
Jimmy Garcia: There is no other team that has been so popular in UCI rather than the Guardians, Bonnie Blue, and the Polar Phantasm. They’re legacy will be cemented if they become the first ever UCI Tag Team Champions.
Gravedigger: They probably will now if S T I L L E T O don’t snap back into it. However, I hope they are honorable because if they win, they’re cheaters, and this win was HANDED to them!
“Dreamhouse” by Deafhaven just starts playing as the final of the two entrance music. Obviously St. Louis is truly hateful towards the duo who just walk out on wobbly knees, looking a complete mess. Thursday, and Alessandra can barely do their proper entrance without falling over or nearly colliding into each other.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: My god, they look like they been hit by a train...twice.
Alessandra, and Thursday are barely having trouble even making to the ring; Polar, and Bonnie are really concerned but can’t do anything about their health. The referee doesn’t know what to do, and even Taylor isn’t sure if this match is continuing.
Gravedigger: Seriously, someone call this off!
Thursday needs to hold onto the steel post to climb the steel steps, and Alessandra can barely get her leg up on the apron. Somehow, they manage to get inside the ring, and be in their corner. Holding onto the ropes to help their balance or almost collapsing down into the mat.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
With everything in motion, Taylor just goes on with the introduction.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is our main event of the evening, and it is to crown our very first UCI Tag Team Champions! Introducing first, the team of Bonnie Blue, and The Polar Phantasm, The Guardians!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Polar, and Bonnie remain in their corner focused. However, they really have no idea what to do about the poor health of their opponents. Clearly Jim did something terrible.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! The team of Thursday Kerrigan, and D I A V O L O, S T I L L E T T O!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No reaction to their introduction. Bonnie looks at Polar, and she’s up first along with Diavolo who isn't looking so well. Since the referee received no message of match cancellation, the match is underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Bonnie quickly moves out of her corner while Thursday is walking very slowly. Using the ropes to keep her balance, and she raises her arms up to feet. Bonnie just looks at her then back to the referee who is also confused. Completely unaware of what Jim Thuggin did to them.
Gravedigger: Why isn’t this match being called off? S T I L L E T T O can’t wrestle!
They meet up in the center of the ring, and lock up in a traditional collar, and elbow. However, Bonnie gets the upper hand easily, and just hip tosses Thursday down onto her butt. Hitting the mat hard, she runs forward, and rebounds to land a Basement Dropkick down into her chest.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Thursday is thrown back flat in the center of the ring, and Alessandra is trying to reach her but can’t. She’s too weak to even stretch her hand out, and seeming to talk to things that aren’t there. Bonnie helps Thursday back up, and walks with her before bashing her forehead on the top turnbuckle of her corner.
Jimmy Garcia: As much as I hate to admit it, I agree with Gravedigger. This match should be cancelled. Jim Thuggin showed up out of nowhere, and then D I A V O LO can barely even wrestle.
Gravedigger: Finally the kid has some sense.
Bonnie hesitates but just tags in Polar who gets into the ring. Having Thursday leaned up against the corner, and just striking her with back to back elbows into the chin. After that barrage, he drags her into the center, and knocks her down with a suplex before floating over for the pin.
One!
Two!
Th-
Alessandra made the save even though she tripped, and just crashed into Polar. The referee orders her out but she can barely move. Honestly, she looks like a lifeless body under too much LSD. Playing with the referee’s belt but he escorts her out of the ring to the apron.
Gravedigger: Is she hallucinating?
She even points at the commentators while standing on the apron; laughing, and making jokes that make no sense in a match like this.
Jimmy Garcia: I think that answered your question.
Polar gets up, and helps Thursday back up again. He takes her by the arm, and whips her down into the ropes but she just trips over, and falls chest first into the middle up. Bonnie shakes her head at their terrible performance, and Polar is more confused anyone right now.
Crowd: GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
Thursday uses the top rope to stand, and she weakly slaps her hand on Alessandra’s arm for the tag. Getting into the ring, she looks at Polar, and charges at him very slowly. So he ducks under the right arm, and wraps his arms around her waist. Lifting her off the mat, and driving her onto her shoulders with a German Suplex.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: German Suplex, and this might be it! Here we go with the pin attempt from Polar Phantasm!
One!
Two!
Thre-
The pin attempt was broken by Thursday who somehow managed her way inside. Bonnie had enough, and just went inside the ring. Leaping onto the top rope, and springboarding halfway across to Springboard Dropkick Thursday out through the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Springboard Dropkick, and Thursday is outside of the ring! I don’t think she’s even moving Grave but Polar finally tags in Bonnie!
Bonnie starts climbing up onto the top rope, and Polar lifts Alessandra up. Shifting her head under his pit before scooping the arm around his neck. Just when he goes to lift her into a Stalling Suplex, Bonnie quickly leaps off the top rope, and takes her head into her arms before twisting over, and snapping her face off the mat.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: FROZEN IN TIME! Stalling Suplex into a Rolling Cutter! So I guess The Guardians are new champions thanks to Jim. What a bunch of lying assholes! Here’s the pin!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, and the first ever UCI Tag Team Champions, Bonnie Blue and The Polar Phantasm, the Guardians!
Bonnie, and Polar both hug each other while the referee hands them the UCI Tag Team Championship belts. They raise it high in their arms, and show it off to the crowd while the referee signals for medical attention to help our S T I L L E T T O.
Gravedigger: I can’t believe this. Jim Thuggin robbed us of a great main event but robbed S T I L L E T T O the UCI Tag Team Championships! I hope the Board of Directors really take into action what happened, and deal with this! Commercial now!