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Post by Bonnie Blue on Jul 1, 2016 11:00:13 GMT -6

FWIW, I have a cat that walks on a leash.

He also punches birds in the head. With a closed fist, which is weird, because he's not declawed. He taught the other cats how to punch things, too. The little bastards also love wrestling and won't let each other up if I don't give them a three count.

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We haven't had a shitposting thread in a while Jul 1, 2016 11:25:15 GMT -6 The Polar Phantasm likes this

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Post by Lyndon "Big" Diehl on Jul 1, 2016 11:25:15 GMT -6

Jul 1, 2016 11:00:13 GMT -6 Bonnie Blue said:

FWIW, I have a cat that walks on a leash.

Closed fists are against the rules in pro wrestling. You need to smarten your cat up.

David Sanchez Mayor of Chicago It was a big-big world but we thought we were bigger. Posts: 511	We haven't had a shitposting thread in a while Jul 1, 2016 11:59:29 GMT -6 Bonnie Blue likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by David Sanchez on Jul 1, 2016 11:59:29 GMT -6 I don't know what FWIW means but... your cats sound boss! I've got 5 and they contribute zero entertainment.
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Preecha Kamon Developmental Posts: 89	We haven't had a shitposting thread in a while Jul 1, 2016 12:28:15 GMT -6 The Polar Phantasm and David Sanchez like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Preecha Kamon on Jul 1, 2016 12:28:15 GMT -6
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Jul 1, 2016 9:49:19 GMT -6 Leviathan said:

I ate a Subway last night and I haven't stopped shitting all morning.

Oh wait, wrong kind of shitposting.

Think that's bad-I had my gallbladder removed, now all I do is shit lol.

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We haven't had a shitposting thread in a while Jul 9, 2016 8:57:28 GMT -6 The Polar Phantasm, Bonnie Blue, and 1 more like this

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Post by David Sanchez on Jul 9, 2016 8:57:28 GMT -6

Pretty sure my soon to be wife just brought just home Lady from Lady & the Tramp. No explanation, nothing. Just "We're looking after my brother's dog for a couple of days" If she wasn't so damn adorable I'd be going tits.

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We haven't had a shitposting thread in a while Jul 16, 2016 19:10:33 GMT -6 via mobile

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Post by Teo del Sol on Jul 16, 2016 19:10:33 GMT -6

You ever notice that boxing gloves are round? I for one think if they had to put actual boxes on their hands that the sport would be far more exciting.

And it would stimulate the dental market!

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