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Post by Mr. Wright on Jun 23, 2016 14:07:18 GMT -6
Take such a hard shit that it cut the inside of your ass and it hurt so bad for like 2 weeks every time you even coughed after that
Yea
Me neither
Just checking.
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Post by Spencer Adams on Jun 23, 2016 14:42:23 GMT -6
Those moments when this happen, I just sit there in pain as I feel I have truly "Fucked myself". The pain is indescribable.
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Post by Gravedigger on Jun 24, 2016 11:30:04 GMT -6
I have IBS. You don't know pain.
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Post by Mr. Wright on Jun 24, 2016 14:59:30 GMT -6
I have IBS. You don't know pain. Condolences. |
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 24, 2016 16:20:21 GMT -6
I have IBS. You don't know pain. For great periods of my life I have been unable to shit for four to seven days at a time sometimes. They have no idea what's wrong with me; I'm just really fucking weird. I mean, it's probably got something to do with my diet being what it is (I eat stuff sometimes) and my chemical makeup (dude, my shit is bent). That said, have you ever tried to shit a week's worth at once? Pretty sure that's what killed Elvis. Only thing that's ever solved the issue of making my bowels move without happenstance: speed. It's pretty much the only thing keeping me regular. And is also probably part of what killed Elvis. So, in short - my bathroom habits are both embarrassing and likely fatal. My death will be gross. Y'all should start writing material now for my funeral, which I assume will be an Overload segment (my dead ass thanks you in advance). -B. |
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Post by Gravedigger on Jun 24, 2016 20:21:16 GMT -6
I have IBS. You don't know pain. For great periods of my life I have been unable to shit for four to seven days at a time sometimes. They have no idea what's wrong with me; I'm just really fucking weird. I am of the opposite stance, bowels wise. Better eating, exercise and detox has all but fixed my shit up almost completely. |
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