UCI: Overload (6/19/16: COMPLETE)
Jun 20, 2016 23:48:32 GMT -6
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Crow McMorris vs. Bonnie Blue vs. Chase Jackson
Heston Meeks: The following is one main event of the evening, and it is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall!
The opening riffs of Rise Against's Broken Mirrors hit and the hardcore smarks pop and the marks just clap along as Chase Jackson walks out from the curtain. He stops and kneels down on the top of the stage and bounces back up with his arms out and a huge smile across his face as some light pyro shoots from behind him! Chase spins 360 degrees with his arms still out and walks down the ramp shoutin' some cool things to the crowd. High fives and finger-guns to some hot chicks.
Heston Meeks: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Chicago, Illinois! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 230 pounds. He is Chase “CJ3” Jackson!
Jackson jumps onto the apron of the ring and nods his head with the music before going through the ropes. From there Jackson bounces off the far ropes and comes back to the hard cam and points some more finger guns with his trademark smile. Jackson runs his hands through his hair shoving it back as he moves to his corner to start the match.
Michael Stelzner: Here we go! Main event time!
Justin Chambers: What a main event it is, Michael! We’ve got UCI’s first ever world champion squaring off against Bonnie Blue, arguably one of the best female competitors in the world today as well as one of the greatest newcomer’s the sport has seen in some time in Chase Jackson!
Smoke covers the stage as the opening riff of Erock's "Doctor Who Meets Metal" echoes through the venue; blue and white strobes flare in time to the beat. Bonnie Blue appears from the haze, clad in a hooded, ankle length coat of azure, a silver star emblazoned on the back.
Heston Meeks: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Unknown! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 143 pounds. She is “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Throwing back the hood, she raises her arms to the crowd, soaking in the cheers for a moment. Then, she sprints down the ramp and leaps onto the ring apron. Turning to face the audience, she gives them a dazzling smile and shrugs out of the coat before slipping through the ropes into the ring.
Christopher Morrell: Is the booker fucking stupid? Bonnie gonna get murked! Chase Jackson is a damn giant!
The house lights die. The sound of cawing crows now echo throughout the arena as deep purple spotlights dance across the faces of screaming, attentive fans. As the ear splitting sound of the flock reaching it's crescendo. There's a moment of silence before “Another Body Murdered”, by Faith No More and the Boo Yaa T.R.I.B.E kicks in. The relentless beat snarls while a lone purple spotlight appears on stage beneath a Infinity-tron of breakneck imagery; Kick! Wham! Cuttah! The unworthy falling victim before the might of the Murdah Musheen. A Murder of Crows! A vicious Roadkill! It's a glorious car crash of jobbers and victories as the Scarecrow finally emerges from behind the gorilla curtain, his massive form cutting a dark, brooding silhouette beneath the spotlight, a form eclipsed by smoke and light with only that luminous purple and black skull bandana visible.
Still masked in shadow, Scarecrow adjusts his taped right hand and steps forward, only now gaining depth and detail as he begins his focused procession down the steel ramp. We realize now that "El Fantasma" is wearing a customized black hoodie over his fight gear. The words, "El Fantasma", are emblazoned across the back in purple.
Heston Meeks: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Kaz Mazy’s couch! At six feet, six inches tall, weighing in at 236 pounds. He is the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Crow Muddafukkin’ Morris!
The spotlight above follows CMAC at a measured pace, his tall frame navigating around the squared circle, eager to dissect some poor hapless bastard within.
Eventually (after Crow is satisfied that his mind games are complete) dat dayum Z-Saiyan saunters over the top rope and enters the ring, removing his hoodie and bandana and throwing them at a ring hand. The Murder Machine climbs the ring post and hits a sinister crucifix pose to a MASSIVE POP. Crow soaks up the adulation for a moment before waving his opponent on. After the pop, Crow leaps down and leans his muscular back against the ring post, assuming a demeanour of nonchalance, tinged with cold, almost sociopathic, menace.
Ding Ding Ding!
Michael Stelzner: This one getting right under way here!
Justin Chambers: The three competitors circling each other now, trying to find the right opening.
Bonnie, Crow, and Chase continue circling around before all three simultaneously go in for the kill and fists start flying.
Michael Stelzner: That’s one way to start off a triple threat, just go in and brawl away!
Christopher Morrell: Looks like a cartoon.
Chase drops down from the strikes as the clusterfuck dies down a bit. Bonnie bounces off the ropes with Crow not far behind.
Michael Stelzner: Clothesline to Bonnie!
Justin Chambers: And a hard shoulderblock to Crow!
Chase charges towards Crow who has now rolled over towards a corner. Jackson clings to the top rope as he stomps away at the champ’s midsection.
Michael Stelzner: Bonnie from behind now!
Bonnie slams forearm after forearm into the middle of Jackson’s back. Chase flinches with each hit before his head sinks down against the turnbuckle as Crow rolls out of the ring.
Justin Chambers: Bonnie getting that head start, running at CJ3 now!
Michael Stelzner: Dropkick to the back!
Christopher Morrell: I’ve seen better.
Bonnie drags Chase to the middle of the ring before running off the ropes.
Michael Stelzner: Crow sliding back in the ring now!
Justin Chambers: Intercepting Bonnie!
Michael Stelzner: Back body drop launching Bonnie right onto the downed CJ3!
The crowd pops for the move as Bonnie rolls away and Crow goes for the cover on Jackson.
One!
Two!
KICKOUT!
Christopher Morrell: That looked close there actually.
Justin Chambers: It may be early on in the match, but having someone land on you like Bonnie just landed on Jackson will take the wind out of you!
Crow gets to his feet and moves towards Bonnie lifting her to her feet.
Michael Stelzner: Bonnie firing back with some elbows now!
Justin Chambers: Fighting spirit as always.
Crow counters with some strikes of his own to Bonnie’s head before wrapping his arms around the midsection.
Christopher Morrell: German suplex and Crow just ragdolls Bonnie! Holy shit!
Michael Stelzner: Crow turns around..!
Justin Chambers: Hard boot to the face from CJ3! That one sends Crow back to the outside once more! That’ll have you seeing stars!
Chase realizes Bonnie is on the mat and leaps for the cover.
One!
Two!
KICKOUT!
Chase pounds the mat and holds three of his fingers up to the ref.
Michael Stelzner: Not quite!
Crow recovers on the outside as Chase sees it and runs for the baseball slide.
Justin Chambers: Crow catching the feet though and pulling him out!
As Crow counters and pulls Jackson out himself, Jackson quickly gets to his feet and the two begins to trade blows ringside.
Michael Stelzner: Bonnie up now.
Justin Chambers: And she flings herself over the top with the crossbody, taking out both men!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Christopher Morrell: Sloppy as hell. How can you people cheer this?!
The ref looks on as the three competitors slowly rise to their feet. Bonnie is up first followed by Crow who hits a shot in the midsection before rolling her into the ring and sliding in after her. Crow. Bonnie rises again as Crow runs off the ropes.
Michael Stelzner: Neckbreaker to Bonnie!
One!
Two!
NO!
Justin Chambers: Jackson sliding in and making the save, leaping on top of the two!
Chase brings Crow to his feet as he attempts to launch him into the corner.
Michael Stelzner: Crow reversing momentum!
Christopher Morrell: Chase Jackson thrown shoulder first into the post!
Justin Chambers: We’ve seen him in a similar spot before! If you look back to the world title tournament, that’s exactly what Kyle Cameron went for against CJ3 that gained him the upper hand for some time!
Chase spins around as Crow goes for the small package.
One!
Two!
REVERSAL!
Chase shifts over and goes for the pin on Crow now.
One!
Two!
KICKOUT!
Both men drop back on the mat now.
Michael Stelzner: Bonnie is up now!
Justin Chambers: Bonnie leaping over the two men and onto the top rope!
Michael Stelzner: Moonsault from Bonnie onto Jackson and Crow!
Justin Chambers: Cover on Crow!
One!
Two!
KICKOUT!
Bonnie sits up, smiling and shaking her head a bit before pushing herself back to her feet.
Michael Stelzner: Gonna take a lot more than that! This is the world champion she’s dealing with!
Bonnie lifts Crow to his feet now and is caught off guard with the reversal.
Christopher Morrell: Schoolboy!
One!
Two!
KICKOUT!
Crow gets to his feet once again.
Justin Chambers: Don’t turn around, Crow!
Michael Stelzner: SPEAR!
One!
Two!
Justin Chambers: AND BONNIE BREAKS IT UP!
Michael Stelzner: Absolutely insane action in this one!
Christopher Morrell: I just want to see this big dumb bastard spear more people!
Bonnie gets back up and pulls Chase up, quickly Irish whipping him into the far corner.
Michael Stelzner: Crow up now and he delivers a stiff kick to Bonnie’s back!
As Bonnie drops to the mat, Crow heads over towards chase and climbs the turnbuckle before laying into him with some punches as the crowd counts in sync.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Justin Chambers: Bonnie back up as she leaps on Crow’s back!
Bonnie clings to Crow, hitting him with a flurry of strikes to the back of the head.
Michael Stelzner: Bonnie continuing to bring it here!
Crow turns the position, getting Bonnie in place for the Samoan drop.
Christopher Morrell: Jackson digging underneath though!
Michael Stelzner: HOLY SHIT! THE POWERBOMB, SAMOAN DROP COMBO FROM THE CORNER! CROW AND BONNIE OUT NOW!
Justin Chambers: Jackson with the cover on Crow!
One!
Two!
NO!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
After a few moments, Chase takes a leap of desperation to try to get the cover on Bonnie.
One!
Two!
KICKOUT!
Chase goes to lift Bonnie up now.
Michael Stelzner: SLINGBLADE!
Justin Chambers: Bonnie getting in position for that Sonic Screwdriver now!
Michael Stelzner: Bonnie taking flight!
Christopher Morrell: MURDER OF CROWS OUTTA NOWHERE!!! CROW COVERS BONNIE!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING!
Heston Meeks: Your winner, Crow McMorris!!
As Crow pushes himself up to a base, a man in a hooded sweatshirt with a black bandana tied over his face vaults the barricade and slides into the ring behind the recovering UCI Champion. Crow only becomes aware of his presence as the mysterious figure bolts forward and levels the Champion with a flying knee strike to the head.
Michael Stelzner: Oh my god!
Christopher Morrell: I can get behind this! As long as it’s not something whack like Kaz returning.
The assailant pushes himself to his feet and pulls off the hood and bandana. The familiar face of Howard Black stares down at the prone form of Crow, a look of venomous hatred in his eyes.
Justin Chambers: Holy shit.
Michael Stelzner: …What?
Grabbing a handful of Crow’s hair, Howard forces da Murdah Masheen to his feet, walking him to the corner before placing him in the Tree of Woe. Howard steps back a few paces before running forward and delivering another flying knee to the head of Crow, crumpling the Champion to the mat once more. The assault does not relent as the Lost Boy begins to deliver a series of stomps to the Champion, each blow coming with seemingly mounted aggression and rage.
Justin Chambers: B-b-but why? Howard Black retired. Crow was his friend.
Michael Stelzner: The last time we saw Howard Black in a wrestling ring, he had returned from retirement to save Dune from the clutches of the Jackal. This man selflessly risked his life to help his friend. And now he’s back to deliver and cheap shot and this mugging to another man who was his friend?
Christopher Morrell: You two are idiots. Howard Black was always a psycho walking the line of losing it. Just because a pit bull hasn’t snapped doesn’t mean it won’t eventually. And here we are.
The boos rain down as Howard turns and walks to the side of the ring, bending down to pick up Crow’s UCI Championship belt and raise it in the air. A smug smile spreads across his lips as the crowd continues to boo, the look of hate in his eyes never leaving as he stares at the crumpled form of the Crow McMorris.