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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 9, 2016 10:02:54 GMT -6
As a tour guide in the French Quarter, I see weird shit all the time... thought maybe we could start a thread to share weird shit we see in the world.
For instance, forty feet from me at this moment is a huge black homeless man with dreads and a face that's frighteningly close to that of Mark Henry. And he's holding a huge sign reading "Look bitch I need money <3 $$$ <3". I shit you not.
There are times I love New Orleans, and this is somehow one of them.
-B.
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Post by Teo del Sol on Jun 9, 2016 10:42:14 GMT -6
Some of my favorite signs I've seen:
"Why lie? I need a beer"
"Jesus saves, you should share."
"I'd rather be fat than hungry"
"I'll split a Big Mac with you"
"My baby needs a Porsche"
"Will trade sign for sandwich"
"Love is Free, but you can't eat it"
Apparently we have a lot of creative writers among the homeless community.
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Post by Mr. Wright on Jun 9, 2016 11:07:01 GMT -6
My favorite sign
'You are now leaving New Jersey'
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Post by Jay Omega on Jun 9, 2016 11:16:10 GMT -6
Apparently we have a lot of creative writers among the homeless community. Fun fact; the majority of my early fedding "career" was spent sleeping in alcoves and stairwells, RPing from the local library, and wherever else had public access Internet.  |
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Post by Wentworth Updegraff Jr. on Jun 9, 2016 13:02:43 GMT -6
When I was working at a Pizza Hut in Milwaukee, a lady ran up to me with a sheet of paper with ridiculous nonsense written on it. She was claiming that her brother was Jesus and he was in Africa curing aids, but the government was trying to stop him. She had stacks of these flyers, so at least her insanity was prepared insanity.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 10, 2016 15:30:10 GMT -6
Apparently we have a lot of creative writers among the homeless community. Fun fact; the majority of my early fedding "career" was spent sleeping in alcoves and stairwells, RPing from the local library, and wherever else had public access Internet. Was homeless for like 90% of my WCF run in 2012. About one and a half steps above homeless now, actually. Ugh. I'm bumming myself out. Time to do drugs and write about me and my friends hanging out in space. -B. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 16:50:12 GMT -6
I saw Rampage Jackson's entourage drop a huge ziplock bag of 1000's of pills and two pounds of weed onto a table in a VIP lounge in a Memphis club in 2008.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 10, 2016 17:45:25 GMT -6
I saw Rampage Jackson's entourage drop a huge ziplock bag of 1000's of pills and two pounds of weed onto a table in a VIP lounge in a Memphis club in 2008. I opened for Doug Stanhope once. I was paid in cocaine. It was that or an IOU, and I shouldn't have to tell you not to take an IOU from a road comic with two tremendous rails of coke in front of him. -B. |
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Post by taylor on Jun 13, 2016 10:21:53 GMT -6
I saw Rampage Jackson's entourage drop a huge ziplock bag of 1000's of pills and two pounds of weed onto a table in a VIP lounge in a Memphis club in 2008. I opened for Doug Stanhope once. I was paid in cocaine. It was that or an IOU, and I shouldn't have to tell you not to take an IOU from a road comic with two tremendous rails of coke in front of him. -B. Doug Stanhope rules. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2016 13:35:31 GMT -6
I once saw a homeless g with a sign that said "Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Peace on Earth" then could be turned around with another message saying "BOMB IRAQ KILL THEM ALL".
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Post by Mr. Wright on Jun 13, 2016 14:38:57 GMT -6
I saw Derek jeter and Jason Giambi snorting coke off a strippers ass in a VIP room at Scores.
For those of you not from NY
Jeter and Giambi were key members in the historic run of the Yankees from 98 to like 2004
And Scores is considered to be the highest class strip club in NY
I was there for a friends bachelor party and could not enjoy it at all being poor and all. And the fact that the Yankees were there meant that is average joes got nothin.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 13, 2016 15:15:33 GMT -6
During the mardi gras slash super bowl slash mardi gras we had a few years back I was working in the wine cellar at Commander's Palace... ran bottles to a table, it was Warren Moon and Brett Favre and six high dollar Hookers. Six.
Bet you five bucks Favre still somehow threw three interceptions that weekend. And he had retired by then (though that has never stopped him before).
-B.
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Post by Mr. Wright on Jun 13, 2016 15:30:07 GMT -6
During the mardi gras slash super bowl slash mardi gras we had a few years back I was working in the wine cellar at Commander's Palace... ran bottles to a table, it was Warren Moon and Brett Favre and six high dollar Hookers. Six. Bet you five bucks Favre still somehow threw three interceptions that weekend. And he had retired by then (though that has never stopped him before). -B. Ha. The name of my fantasy football team was 'favre's dick pics' that year |
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 16, 2016 18:19:40 GMT -6
Spotted on dauphine street: cute chubby girl with green hair and a hard plastic poke ball backpack. Tried to get her number for Spence but she was on a bike and I couldn't catch her. Better luck next time, Bookerman. -B. |
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