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Post by Results on Sept 27, 2017 1:23:01 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Shadowlove (c) vs. Jack Schlongson vs. Jessica Buck vs. Red Dragon vs. Oblivion
A rose squirts white goo which heralds the presence of Jessica Buck. “Bustin'” by Neil Cicirega hits the P.A system as there is an awkward combination of boos and whistles for the “Master of Sex” that is about to appear before them. Syxx Gibbler appears out first, holding a bottle of baby oil in her hands. She steps aside so Jessica Buck can make her way onto the entryway. Jessica has a white towel that wrapped above her chest down, revealing a very nice pair of legs. She also has a lollipop in her mouth. With an arrogant smile, Jessica Buck steps forward as Syxx comes up from behind her, wraps her arms around her front, and pulls off her towel revealing only a pink bikini that she has designs to wrestle in. Once Syxx pulls off the towel, Jessica starts to grind her hips while caressing herself in the process. She finally stops and struts down to the ring, taking a few licks of the sucker as the fans cheer her on. Syxx follows behind her with the towel and baby oil in hand.
Jessica climbs up the steel steps, but instead of getting in the ring, she falls to the apron and stretches out along it, doing a model like pose. She smiles as people take pictures of her with their phones. She takes another lick of her lolli before laying flat on her back, and hold her left leg toward her face, and rolling in under the bottom rope. Jessica lands in splits. Syxx quickly joins her in the middle of the ring the body of baby oil. Jessica holds her arms out as Syxx squirts some of the oil into her hands and begins to apply it above her chest, on her arms, her stomach, and finally her ass, which gets a saucy expression on Jessica's face ...and one of somewhat discomfort on Syxx's. Once the baby oil is applied, Jessica begins to grind and caress in the ring again. She really drops it like it is hot this time. Before Syxx leaves the ring, Jessica pulls the sucker out of her mouth and leans in for a kiss. Syxx reluctnatly gives her a peck which gets a good reaction from the fans. But before she goes, Jessica shoves her lollipop in Syxx's mouth. Once Syxx exits the ring, Jessica continues to pose until the match starts.
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the video wall. Thunderclaps are heard as all the devils toys by deathstars begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the video wall as a cemetery is panned through. The stage erupts in flames as Red Dragon rises to the stage from below. Around his waist is the SAW heavyweight title and on his right, should is the PWI heavyweight title. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slow walk towards the ring as a blood red spotlight is on him. Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet as a Pentagram appears in the middle of the ring. Fire erupts from all four corner post as he takes the titles off putting them in the corner before leaning against the ropes with the bloody femur in his hands waiting on his opponents.
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed United Center. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Oblivion" by Mastadon begins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play.
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing a long with the music...
BOOM!!
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly comes, with a dead stare. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Oblivion slowly begins to walk down to the edge of the entrance stage, bringing in the cheers, of the crowd...
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Past the entrance stage there are sixteen hooded cloaked individuals, eight on each side of the aisle, with their heads down. Chanting...
Hooded individuals: A-WHOO!! AWHOO!! AWHOO!!
Taylor Lorde: Coming down to the ring... The UCI Television Champion!! From The Deepest and Darkest Side of a Sick Man's Mind... Weighing in at 325 pounds... IT is The Monster... Oblivion!!
Oblivion drags IT's right leg as drags along a sledgehammer. The Monster snears at a nearby camera, right before Oblivion slowly run up the steel steps and climb the turnbuckle from out the ring, once again throwing up IT's massive right arm.
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion leaps into the ring, stomping around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope.
A spotlight falls onto the entrance ramp as silence fills the arena. From behind the curtains you can hear a group of voices singing a familiar tune.
Jimmy Garcia: Whats this?
Sebastian Reid: Another grand entrance as you will soon see.
The tune grows in volume as a large group of men come filing out onto the entrance ramp, slowly revealing it to be something of a parade. As we can hear the words clearly, it is revealed to us that the song being sung is none other than Jack Schlongson's theme "Technicolor Shades" by Yourenigma. Speaking of which, lifted upon the shoulders is none other than the man himself, dressed as famed Gay Icon Harvey Milk. Throwing up V signs, and upon specifically the shoulders of the Rekt 'Em crew, Jack is carried to the ring and placed upon the apron, the gathering, crowding around the ring and applauding. He bows and rallies them up into a loud cheer, before they depart, continuing to sing the theme, leaving only Rekt 'Em and Jack left.
Sebastian Reid: As many of you know, Harvey Milk was a famous gay rights activist who was sadly assassinated. This entrance is not only paying homage, but sending a message that Jack's own revolution has come.
Jack slips between the top and middle rope before moving to his corner.
“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system throughout the arena.
A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminates throughout the arena with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The audience throughout the arena stands in unison and waiting in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" fashion wrestling trend in the United Championship Infinite’s season.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, First Couple of Professional Wrestling. Your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, and personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto.
His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair was perfect and showing off his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots.
Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes remained hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses on her perfectly flawless nose. Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin encased in a form-fitting shimmering silver and Vantablack Mandarin sequin dress with a French-cut up the side to her thigh designed by Stella McCartney and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos.
They stop for a second, taking in the aura of throughout the arena, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The audience throughout the arena starts going wild and begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
She leads the way down the aisle with flirty seductive confidence as he follows a few steps behind her enjoying the view and make their way to the squared-circle.
He slides into the squared-circle like, well, like the slithering snake in the grass that he is so proudly of being in the United Championship Infinite.
And his sweet and lovely Miyamoto, with Bushidō catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps with flirty, seductive confidence and enters the squared-circle through the second rope.
“HER STRUT” by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system throughout the arena.
He stands in the middle of the squared-circle and spreads his arms straight out from his sides and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus Wept!
The audience throughout the arena starts going wild and begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere for Mr. UCI.
She exudes fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around him to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the audience throughout the arena.
The audience throughout the arena keep going wild and keep clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere for Mr. UCI’s better half, Ms. United Championship Infinite.
She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
She takes her proper place cradling against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts. With the exception of a very sharp and penetrating affection and devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and alluring lips, she starts caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.
He raises his head with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair in slow motion and shows off his chiseled fighter's face and stares out at the magnificent crowd throughout the arena with an ice cold stare which radiants from his sparkling blue eyes.
His heart rate was a very relaxed 40 beats a minute as the oxygen in his blood helped the preternatural powers of his mind’s eye remain focused and alert to the surroundings around him.
A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "I believed that I need no introduction, I’m The Face Of The Franchise, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of my name” shit-eating grin as he strips off his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe like a Chippendale's dancer.
His sweet and lovely Miyamoto raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger. And with Bushidō catlike precision, she exits the squared-circle through the second rope and walks down the ringside steps with flirty seductive confidence.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind her outside the squared-circle.
DING! DING!
Jimmy Garcia: The bell sounds and the match is underway.
The five competitors stand across from each other, sizing each other up, waiting for the other to make the first move.
Sebastian Reid: A combination of different styles here. It'll be interesting to see the chemistry between such a number of opponents.
Gravedigger: Also, who retrieves the first ladder?
Red Dragon charges in with the first blow at Oblivion, clearly looking to take the big guy down first, but is caught after leaping into the air, Oblivion holding him sideways. Jack Schlongson comes sliding in under Oblivion and trips him up, sending him face first to the match, crushing Red Dragon under him, but as Jack gets to his feet, he is met with a stiff european uppercut from Shadowlove which sends him to the ground. Jessica Buck comes in with a flying high kick, but Shadow ducks out of the way, showing the reason he is currently the champion.
Jimmy Garcia: Great scouting by Shadowlove, being the only one not to get the negative end of an exchange there.
Shadowlove capitalizes on the situation by raising Buck to her feet, whipping her into the ropes and hitting a crisp snap belly-to-belly suplex. He picks up Jack Schlongson next, but before he can whip him into the ropes as well, Oblivion is back on his feet and charges in, clotheslining both Shadowlove and Jack.
Sebastian Reid: Great trading of blows between the competitors thus far early on in the match up.
Red Dragon finally back on his feet, positions himself behind Oblivion and dropkicks his knee from behind, sending the monster down onto one knee. He bounces off the ropes and clobbers Oblivion with a hard clothesline. Jessica and Dragon both get to their feet and begin to trade blows back and forth.
Gravedigger: Oblivion rolling to the outside now, using that nearby ladder to prop himself up.
Jessica manages to get the better of the exchange, pulling Dragon in, turning him around and throwing him up to come down for the lumbar check. Dragon lands square on Jessica's knees.
Jimmy Garcia: Sick shot there! Jessica to her feet, Obi as well on the outside as he scoops up the first ladder!
Jessica turns to Oblivion who launches the ladder up and over at her.
Sebastian Reid: She catches it! Great scouting by Buck there in avoiding a big collision perhaps-
Gravedigger: BULLDOG FROM THE CHAMPION! BUCK LANDING ALL GUT ON THAT LADDER!
Jimmy Garcia: Big move from the champion!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Buck rolls over as Shadowlove turns into Jack Schlongson who hits the champion with a picture perfect enzuigiri.
Sebastian Reid: Dropping the champ with that one!
Jack staggers toward Buck a bit who plays a bit of possum before countering with a-
Jimmy Garcia: DROP TOE HOLD FROM BUCK! JACK LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THAT LADDERS SURFACE!
Schlongson instantly rolls over, falling to the outside quickly as his hands grab at a now blood soaked face.
Gravedigger: Shades of Joey Mercury right now!
Crowd: RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP!
Buck pushes off, grabbing at her own face still as she pulls the ladder along with her and placing it over her head.
Sebastian Reid: Spinning around now with that ladder on her shoulders as Red Dragon gets up and-
Gravedigger: LADDER TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Oblivion slides into the ring and-
Jimmy Garcia: BOOT FROM THE MONSTER!
Buck drops to the mat, freeing up the ladder as Oblivion turns around into a-
Sebastian Reid: DARK GIFT FROM THE CHAMPION!
Oblivion is dropped as Shadowlove smiles at the ladder in the center of the ring.
Sebastian Reid: Shadowlove setting the ladder up here, he’s all alone!
Some of the crowd cheers on the Handsome Half-Breed, Miyamoto shouting in support of Shadow as he ascends the ladder towards his championship.
Jimmy Garcia: Buck is up! How is Buck up?!
Jessica Buck grabs at the bottom rung and Shadowlove instantly shoots all attention down at her, motioning for the challenger to bring it. She obliges as she pulls herself up the ladder, still favoring the battered face a bit.
Gravedigger: Buck is up top, Shadowlove with a big haymaker!
Sebastian Reid: That one wobbles her!
Looking to avoid the exchange, Buck pulls herself back and uses the momentum to slam her head into Shadowlove’s, sending the champion to the mat with a thud.
Jimmy Garcia: BUCK’S GOT IT! ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS REACH UP!
As Buck lifts a hand skyward, she’s joined by Miyamoto who has rushed the ring and practically leaps to the top, hitting the challenger with a barrage of slaps before Buck counters with another nasty headbutt.
Gravedigger: Hard strike there, but Miyamoto still hanging on here!
Sebastian Reid: She’s smiling through what appears to be a bloody mouth!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT’S THIS?!
Sebastian Reid: SCHLONGSON IS IN THE RING! BLOOD POURING DOWN, BUT HE’S UP!
Gravedigger: Jack with a hold on the ladder.
Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT BELOW!
The two women coming crashing down as the shaking of the ladder causes Jack to nearly fall over himself, but he’s able to reposition and rebalance.
Sebastian Reid: Jack Schlongson all alone now, willing himself up to the belt!
Gravedigger: This can’t be happening.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s happening, Digger!
As he reaches the top, Jack takes a moment to catch his breath, wiping a line of blood from his dripping forehead before reaching up.
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match and NEWWWWW UCI Television Champion, Jack Schlongson!
Sebastian Reid: Jack has done it! Of course, he got himself a nasty new opening that is definitely gonna need stitches after this, but we’ve got a new champion!
Jack slips off to the mat below, clinging dearly to the gold as the crowd lets out a round of applause. Medics check on the competitors as we fade. |
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Post by Results on Sept 27, 2017 1:24:59 GMT -6
NBW Match Segment
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall. And is brought to you by New Blood Wrestling! Introducing first, representing New Blood Wrestling… The Snake Pit, Rattlesnake and Viper!
"Bad Company” by Five Finger Death Punch plays over the speakers and out walks The Snake Pit to an array of boos and they look to have a serious chip on their shoulders. They both walk down the ramp blowing off the fans, looking to just want to get paid to beat people down. On the ramp behind them steps Vincent Pryde and K L Henson who stands on the stage.
Jimmy Garcia: It appears we have guests to watch the match.
Gravedigger: SYFY pays us a lot of money to put on quality matches, I knew it was only a matter of time before they showed up here...
Sebastian Reid: I never thought we would actually get forced to have another man’s stars on OUR show.
Gravedigger: Looks like someone forgot they attempted an invasion like this before, Jimmy.
Sebastian Reid: Apparently we’re going to see these two in action against some “local talent”
Gravedigger: Isn’t that another word for a jobber Reid?
Taylor Lorde: And introducing their opponents
There is a pause as the anticipation builds. No one comes out, nothing happens.
Taylor Lorde: And introducing their opponents!
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience. The sounds of “I need a hero” by Bonnie Tyler cuts through the arena.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applause and chants as he rolls under the ropes into the ring.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell.
Gravedigger: These clowns?
Sebastian Reid: These aren’t jobbers! They’re the former tag team champions! Wheres Andre Jenson?
Jimmy Garcia: Here he comes from the crowd carrying a sham wow!
Gravedigger: That nerd was probably still waxing his sword.
Jimmy Garcia: Heh, let's go to the ring to kick this match off.
In the middle of the ring Rattlesnake stands in front of Jenson who looks up at his taller opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: Not a lot really to say about The Snake Pit, they're a veteran tag team on the Indy circuit, but they're on their final leg with a farewell tour.
Gravedigger: Looks like a couple of beer swigging, chair swinging, bad asses to me. They're going to smash these nerds.
Sebastian Reid: Rattlesnake not wasting anytime it seems.
Rattlesnake punches Jenson to the mat with a stiff right hand and he takes to the ropes and rebounds with a big time clothesline from hell that just about takes Jenson’s head off.
The fans boo as loud as possible.
Sebastian Reid: The fans aren't feeling these invaders.
Gravedigger: Well they are idiots, and so are you.
Meanwhile back in the ring Jenson is able to tag in Teo who springboards off the top rope and takes Rattlesnake out with a cross body as he was holding onto Jenson’s left leg.
Jimmy Garcia: Smart attack from Teo Del Sol!
Sebastian Reid: Teo is looking to steal the show folks, he's going to the top rope!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo is measuring Rattlesnake up…
As Two takes his time he is shoved from the top to the floor by Viper who flips him the middle finger and points to his temple.
Sebastian Reid: A true veteran move there.
Gravedigger: I'm starting to like these guys’ style.
Rattlesnake exits the ring and throws Teo back in. As Rattlesnake goes to stand on the apron he is met by a ring apron Superkick by Jenson that knocks the larger man back to the floor landing on his feet. This just looks to piss him off though as he takes up a chase with Jenson leading him around the ring.
Gravedigger: Run Nerd! Run!
Jimmy Garcia: He's running right for Viper! What is he doing?
Jenson notices Viper throwing up a big boot and he ducks it causing Viper to connect with Rattlesnake’s chin.
Sebastian Reid: Smart move from Jenson there.
Jenson gets into the ring to help Teo up as Viper helps Rattlesnake up. He rolls a d20 then looks at Teo.
Jimmy Garcia: The Gents looking to fly here partners.
The Gents hit the ropes behind them and they both land on top of The Snake Pit with a dual top rope suicida.
Sebastian Reid: That is a car crash out there!
Jimmy Garcia: Look at the face of Pryde and Henson, they're in disbelief.
The ref starts the count and Pryde starts to yell on the microphone.
Vincent Pryde: No! This isn't UCI right now! This is NEW BLOOD WRESTLING AND THIS MATCH IS NOW A NO HOLDS BARRED TORNADO TAG MATCH!
Henson nods in approval and he looks a bit impressed.
Jimmy Garcia: Strong words from Pryde, how can The Gents overcome those odds?
Sebastian Reid: Very carefully… But even one can do it, it's The Gents.
The bodies start to move and it's Teo and Viper who is up first. Viper Irish whips Teo into the barricade and he runs after him sending him over it with a follow up big boot.
Sebastian Reid: Ouch that looked painful.
Gravedigger: Yeah but the other nerd is standing now and he’s looking to sneak up on Viper.
Jenson grabs Viper by the shoulder and he spins him around, but as Jenson throws a punch he is shoved backward from Viper. Jenson runs into a backbody drop from Rattlesnake.
Jimmy Garcia: The Gents testing my faith here tonight.
Rattlesnake picks Jenson up and he shoves him over to Viper who clubs him in the back doubling him over. Viper picks Jenson up in a piledriver and he stalls looking up to Pryde. Pryde points his right thumb downward like Caesar and Rattlesnake shoves Viper backward adding more force behind the piledriver on the floor.
Sebastian Reid: The hell is this?
Gravedigger: Looks like must see TV!
Teo comes to on the other side of the barricade. He takes a giant cup of soda from a fan and he launches himself over the barricade with a flying soda attack sending Viper toppling up the ramp with soda in his eyes. Teo turns to see Rattlesnake clinching his fist and he swings at Two, but Teo ducks him.
Jimmy Garcia: Teo showing some quickness here.
Teo connects a 4 punch combo on Rattlesnake with a theatrical backhand sending Rattlesnake reeling. Teo wastes no time leaping to the ring apron and he springboards off the top rope to the waiting Snake Pit on the ramp where the two catch him and double spinebuster him to the unforgiving steel.
Sebastian Reid: Oh my god! Teo took a nasty bump on that ramp! We need to get medics out here!
Gravedigger: Shut up you pussy, this is what real wrestling looks like.
The Snake Pit looks to Pryde and he smiles from ear to ear which causes them both to flip him the bird.
Sebastian Reid: Pryde doesn't look to be a fan of that gesture…
The Snake Pit looks down at The Gents and they both shrug.
Gravedigger: Holy fucking dog shit! What are they doing? Finish the job!
The Snake Pit starts to walk up the ramp toward the curtain.
Vincent Pryde: What you doing? This IS YOUR TIME? GO FINISH THE JOB!
Jimmy Garcia: The Snake Pit doesn't look to be too into what Pryde has to say.
The Snake Pit stops in front of Pryde and they both look to Henson.
Vincent Pryde: You're going to let those dice rolling idiots walk out of here of their own accord?! They see you as B- players! They think your career is a jo-
Rattlesnake grabs the microphone from Pryde’s hands.
Rattlesnake: Listen up Pryde! We are too old for this shit! We've been doing this longer than you've been alive and we know a thing or two about power hungry idjits!
Rattlesnake puts a stronger index finger in Pryde’s chest.
Rattlesnake: You're nothing but an idjit looking for a never ending meal ticket! We delivered a message to UCI, that's what Viper and I wanted to do… but we will not end these boys’ career for your sake.
Rattlesnake shoves the microphone into Pryde’s chest and Henson is smiling about the exchange as The Snake Pit walk off to the back.
Jimmy Garcia: Pryde put in his place a bit there…
Gravedigger: I was just starting to like those guys, but they couldn't even finish smashing these nerds.
Sebastian Reid: The Gents are coming to on the ramp and they're both laughing at Pryde.
Vincent Pryde: No! You don't get the last laugh here!
As Pryde is about to walk down the ramp, Henson stops him and gives a head shake and a thumb signal to the curtain.
Vincent Pryde: Gents… Just know that this isn't over!
Pryde and Henson walk through the curtain leaving The Gents on the ramp who are still laughing at Pryde. |
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Post by Results on Sept 27, 2017 1:27:40 GMT -6
UCI World Championship Kevin Bishop (c) vs. Zombie McMorris vs. Kaz Mazy
Jimmy Garcia: Folks we have an update on the ZWO as we are closing in on the World Title match.
Reid: Please God, I’ve been a strong and faithful man. All I ask is that you smite these two ingrates with your swift and righteous justice.
Wavedigger: We’ve been wondering about them all night and I guess the doctors finally have a word.
Cut to the Backstage Trainers room. The ZWO are sitting next to each other passing a bottle of Wild Turkey back and forth. FPV is on the scene with the scoop as the doctors tend to the tag team.
Jimmy Garcia: Franky, Do you have any updates that you can give us?
FPV: Yah Jimmy, results are in and Kaz Mazy broke three ribs on his right side due to those thunderous impacts at the hands of the guardians. The damage is so bad, the ribs could go into his lungs or liver. If that happens, he could die. Now, he was urged to go to the hospital but he refused. He told trainers that he’s going to finish the night.
Reid: What about ZMAC? Tell me that he tore the major arteries in his arm and is currently bleeding out?
FPV: Not quite but it can't get much worse for him. As you seen clearly from earlier in the night that ZMAC broke his left arm Well doctors have concluded that ZMAC separated his shoulder, tore his pectoral, broke his radius and Ulna, the two bones in your forearm and broke his wrist. As you can see behind me they are just getting themselves taped up as they pass whiskey back and forth to each other to numb the pain.
Reid: So wait, they’re going to wrestle?
FPV: Hell yah, they ain’t punks. They are in the main event and they will still be in the main event.
Jimmy: Well Franky, I think we’re about ready for that.
Reid: Alright, enough. We’ve heard enough of these guys. If they want to die in the ring then that’s on them. Let's go right now to our real World champion; Kevin Bishop. Dani Applegate is standing by.
Cut to Dani Applegate with Kevin Bishop.
Dani: Kevin, in just a few moments you go out there tonight in front of this amazing crowd to defend your World Championship. Do you have any thoughts on the situation at hand given that your opponents may not be one hundred percent?
Kevin: These Guys, Dany – I know them. This is a tough business. They know that and they know what happens. Does it suck that I have to fight them when their hurt, absolutely but I know I won’t hear from them after I beat them both that they were too hurt. You’re never too hurt in this business, Dani. Theres no such thing. They finished their match and now they will finish the night. Too bad for them that it’ll be their last for a long time. Tonight, Dani, I’m going to shelf my friends.
Cut to ringside and Taylor Lorde.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen.. The follow contest is a triple threat match for the UCI World Championship! Making his way to the first, the challenger… From The Big Easy…
Taylor Lorde gets cut off by another entrance theme. “Gods Gonna Cut you Down” By Johnny Cash hits the PA system. Vincent Buddy Roman walks out on stage in his suit and tie and a mic in hand. The music cuts out as he address the area.
Buddy Roman: I am truly sorry to interrupt you Taylor, really I am but this needs a more fatherly touch.
Buddy Roman clears his throat.
Buddy Roman: Ladies and gentlemen.. My name is Vincent Buddy Roman, proud father. Introducing first, together the most hardcore, devastating, dominating, destructive duo this side of hellfire and inferno. Competing for the UCI world championship… Ladies and gentlemen.. I give The Z.. W… O !!!!
The arena goes dark, “Gangsters Paradise” by Coolio hits the PA system as Coolio himself comes out of the back raping his most infamous song. The spotlight shines on Coolio as he raps the lyrics another spot light appears just before the ramp. ZMACS jacket can be seen in the familiar T-pose.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's none left
'Cause I've been brassing and laughing so long that
Even my mamma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta lope
As they croak I see myself in the pistal smoke fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies want to be like
On my knees in the night, saying prayers in the street light
Just the as the chorus kicks in, The ZWO appears on stage with the rising of the area lights. Clad in ZWO shirts they walk behind Ruby. ZMAC pulls Ruvy by the hair and gives her a big wet kiss before throwing to the ground. The ZWO look around. ZMAC raises his right hand in the air as Kaz favors his ribs but raises his right hand as well.
They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives living in the gangsta's paradise
Reid: I don’t believe it. The ZWO are here.
Jimmy: They even came out together as a symbol of their unity.
Wavedigger: And the song is very symbolic of their respective journeys.
The ZWO walk down to the ring with Ruby and Buddy Roman. Kaz walks up the steps and gingerly crosses between the ropes as ZMAC gives no fucks and rolls into the ring. ZMAC grabs the mic from Taylor.
ZMAC: Japan, WHERE MY RATS AT?
The crowd pops.
ZMAC: Now the guardians done did tried to do ya bois all dirty. N’ fah the most part I’d say that they succeeded. They broke ya bois arm. They tore my pectoral and busted my wrist. They done and broke the ribs of KMAZ. Many would think that’s a job well done. They took the tag belts off of the ZWO but they didn’t take our fight. They didn’t take our heart. They stopped with our arms and ribs when they should have taken our necks. Now Kevy B, you back there with your world title around your waist but allow us to tell you that you do not wear that championship like a man. You do not wear the TMNT PJs like a man. Allow the ZWO to teach you the meaning of HorrorKore N’ know that these injuries aint gone keep us from tearing the damn roof off this bitch! Now Kevy B, get cho ass out here.
Taylor Lorde: And the Champion…. From New York City… He weighs into tonight at two hundred and forty-five pounds… He the UCI world champion..The King of the Brotherhood… KEEEVVINNNN BIISSHHOOPP!!
The entire arena falls into complete darkness, all lights have been taken. The audience left in darkness until a booming sound explodes out of the public announce system, taking control over the speakers. Words, the words of a woman's voice are seen on the titan-tron as the introduction begins.
See, the world from afar...
Every time that harsh drop of the bass pounds on the stereo system, the lights shine in synchronization of the beat.
Like dust from a star...
"Event Horizon" by Sttiched Up Heart officially begins as the drums start picking up along the song. A single spotlight emerges center stage exposing Kevin Bishop's back to the crowd, the design of his jacket the only thing seen to the audience's eyes. With the hoodie over his head, he slowly turns around to look at the disloyal fools booing him, slandering his name in their sheer ignorance. The chorus of the song begins which he expands his arms out to the side and a flash of golden fireworks explodes on each side of the stage. After that sequence has finished, he removes the hoodie from on top of his head then marches down the entrance path assuming that glorious posture in his walk. Ignoring the fans' arms as they stretch out in a futile attempt to touch the King, Kevin Bishop looks at the UCI World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.
He takes a few moments to walk around the ring, eyeing down the crazy booing fans behind the barricades. When he climbs up the steel steps, he also takes his place on the middle turnbuckle outside of the ropes. Kevin Bishop removes the UCI World Heavyweight Championship from around his waist and raises it above his head, both hands on each strap. The lights instantly come back to life, lighting every detail of the interior of the stadium. Kevin drops over the top rope down into his corner, hanging the belt on the top rope as he removes his hoodie then tosses it at ringside.
Wavedigger: Here it is. Here we are. The cusp of these three careers. Kaz and ZMAC looking for world championship gold and Bishop, looking to defend it.
Reid: Kevin Bishop is the most successful World Champion. He has the record for most defenses as world champion. That tell you one thing. You knows what it takes to gain and keep that championship around his waist.
Jimmy: Being a two time world champion is nothing to shrug off. Kevin Bishop had to work extremely hard to attain al of his success and let me tell you, it will not be easy to get that belt off of him.
The three men each stand in a corner. Two bearing the scars of battle and one, the champion; fresh as the day is long.
DING DING
The three rush the ring and all start trading blows but its Bishop that comes up strong as he hits a knee lift to the ribs of Kaz and an arm breaker to the left arm of ZMAC.
Reid: And that’s the champ; taking charge.
Bishop stands tall as Kaz gets to his feet. Bishop takes a wide swing but Kaz ducks it and connects with a back body drop. Kaz guards his ribs as ZMAC gets up and hoofs Kaz to the outside. Bishop gets up as he and ZMAC have a stare down. The two clash again, battling into the corner. ZMAC takes to the top rope and hammers away at Bishop with a ten count punches.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 .. 10.
Wavedigger: Normally you’ll see ZMAC switch hands but he can't because his arm is broken.
Reid: It's amazing this match is still going on.
Bishop pushes ZMAC off and connects with a vicious running lariat that takes ZMAC inside out. Bishop picks up ZMAC and connects with a snap suplex. Bishop covers ZMAC for the pin.
The pin.
1..
2..
Noo!!
Jimmy: Broken up by Kaz!
Bishop rolls off ZMAC as Kaz hits Bishop with a standing shooting star. Kaz hurts himself but manages to cover Bishop.
The pin.
1..
2..
Noo!!
Bishop kicks out as Kaz rolls over on his back. ZMAC gets back to his feet as he and Bishop meet eye to eye again before ZMAC runs and hits Bishop with a psycho-crusher. That pushes Bishop back towards a corner each man goes back to a corner to regroup for a moment. The ZWO join forces to tag up on Bishop and wear down the champ. They smother him in the corner, stomping the mud hole and walking it dry. ZMAC hops out of the ring as Kaz kicks Bishop towards the apron His head is hanging over the edge as ZMAC runs and hits him with a drive by! Bishops body falls out of the ring as KAZ leaps over the top rope with a plancha, landing right on ZMAC.
Crowd: KAZ KAZ KAZ!
Bishop is slow to get to his feet. Kaz turns around and charges him but Bishop side steps and throws him into the steel steps. Bishop turns his attention back to ZMAC as he pulls up the protective floor mats. He picks up ZMAC..
Jimmy: The Cast Out! Flap jack onto the exposed flooring into a single leg crab.
WHAM!
Reid: Double leg drop kick by Kaz to Bishop.
ZMAC gets to his feet, searching under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.
Wavedigger: ZMAC has one arm, what's he going to do with that.
ZMAC sets the chair up as Kaz and Bishop start brawling again. Bishop throws Kaz into the steel post and connects with a moonsault kick. Bishop turns to ZMAC who throws the chair at Bishop and connects with a wheel kick to the face of Bishop.
Jimmy: Bishop gushing blood. He busted his face open, may have lost some teeth.
Bishop gets back to his feet, refusing to stay down.
Lou Thesz press by ZMAC and a flurry of punches.
ZMAC: Now you’re ugly Bishop. Ugly like me.
Wavedigger: This is almost like some kind of initiation. The ZWO is dishing punishment to Bishop but Bishop just withstands it all.
Kaz comes back with a chair and crowns ZMAC with it. ZMAC falls hard as Kaz rolls Bishop back into the ring.
The pin.
1..
2..
Nooo!!
Reid: The champ kicks out.
Kaz picks up Bishop but it's reversed.
Jimmy: The Iron Maiden! Can Bishop get Kaz to tap out?
Reid: That’s the smart money. End the match quick.
BOOM!
Wavedigger: ZMAC with a shining wizard!
Jimmy: ZMAC just saved the match!
Kaz gets to his feet. ZMAC tosses him a vial of coke.
KMAZ takes a bump. ZMAC takes a bump.
The ZWO get back in action as they pick up Bishop and set him up for a double powerbomb to the outside.
Reid: Bishop counters!
WHAM!
Jimmy: OH MY GOD! BISHOP JUST HURRICANRANA’D ZMAC OUT OF THE RING AND RIGHT THREW A TABLE!
Crowd: HO-RHEY SHIT! HO-REY SHIT!
Reid: The table didn’t break!
Wavedigger: what do you expect from Japanese tables.
Reid: What's that suppose to mean?
Wavedigger: haha, only real wrestlers understand that, Reid.
Back in the ring, Bishop looks to connect with the Black Death!
WHAM!
Jimmy: R-KAZ-RO !!
The pin.
1..
2..
3…
NOOOO !!!
Reid: The Champ, with heart and soul kicks out!
Kaz climbs the top rope, looking to finish this.
Wavedigger: Kazstrashun!
WHAM!!
Noo!!
Bishop rolled out of the way. Both men are weak and beaten but Kaz gets to his feet first, having done that rail of cocaine. Kaz runs at aBishop and hits a corner splash. He pushes Bishop out of the corner…
WHAM!
Jimmy: Reptillian!
The pin.
1..
2..
3..
NOO!!
ZMAC is able to hit the ring and pull Kaz off of Bishop. Kaz gets to his feetas they stare each other down.
A T T A C K
Wavedigger: Kaz and ZMAC picking up where they left off. Knife edge chops. Trading back and forth.
WOOOO
WOOOO
WOOOO
WOOOO
The ZWO go back and forth on each other until Bishop comes outta no where with a top rope double ddt to the ZWO!
Bishop pins ZMAC.
1..
2..
NOOOO!!!
Bishop gets to his feet. Same with Kaz.
WHAM!
Jimmy: The Death Nail!
Reid: That’s it, its over!
The pin.
1..
2..
3…
NOOO!!!
Wavedigger: BOOT PARTY BY ZMAC! The pin is broken up!
ZMAC picks up Bishop who tries to fight in him but ZMAC kicks him in the gut.
WHAM!
Jimmy: World Tour 69!
Bishop rolls out of the ring.
ZMAC pins Kaz.
The pin.
1..
2..
3 !!!!!!
Reid: What The Fuh! No!
Jimmy: What did we just see?
DING DING
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen… The winner of this match.. ANNNDDD NNEWWWW UCI WORLD CHAMPION…. ZOMBIE… MCMORRIS!
Reid: I can't believe it!!
Buddy Roman: OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD!
Wavedigger: For the first time in his six year career, having been kept down and stepped over, Zombie McMorris has finally climbed the mountain.
Buddy Roman and Ruby both get into the ring. Ruby sits next to ZMAC and hugs him as Buddy Roman takes the title from the ref. He drops to his knees visibly crying. ZMAC takes the title and holds it to his chest. Ruby Helps ZMAC to his feet as Buddy helps Kaz.
Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!
Kevin Bishop rolls into the ring, gets to his feet and with the ZWO.
Jimmy: Three men who respect each other, three friends just gave it their all.
Kaz, ZMAC and Kevin Bishop stand in the middle of the ring with Ruby and Buddy Roman on either side.
Wavedigger: What a night. What a hell of week. Talk about a Rite of Passage, it's been six years for ZMAC and this proves so much about him. Say what you will about him but now you have to call ZMAC the UCI World Champion.
Reid: And I absolutely HATE IT!
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