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Post by Results on Aug 21, 2017 23:31:43 GMT -6
Kaden Vossk/Devin Copeland vs. Alex Richards/L Verez
Jimmy Garcia: We've got tag team action coming up next, as the Guardians' own former tag champion Alex Richards and his new partner L Verez take on Kaden Vossk and Devin Copeland, formerly of Shattered Apex Wrestling -- now representing Eclipse.
Gravedigger: As if the Guardians didn't have enough challenges, with Bonnie Blue's leadership thrown into question and the recent betrayal of Andre Holmes, now Eclipse has promised to overshadow UCI's top performers -- starting with the company's most dominant stable!
Sebastian Reid: That's a bad tactic under any circumstances. The more pressure you put on the Guardians, the more dangerous they become! As these two men are about to find out!
The hard-driving industrial sound of Ludovico Technique's "Potential" assaults the Bradley Center's speakers and brings the crowd to their feet with a chorus of boos. Strobe lights flash to the rhythm of the song before giving way to a spotlight that illuminates the stage. Devin Copeland thrusts aside the curtain as he steps out, pumping a triumphant fist into the air as he taunts the audience. Behind him, the imposing form of Kaden Vossk emerges, calculating gaze sweeping from one side of the arena to the other, a sinister half-smile on his lips. Long, confident strides carry the pair to the ring; Copeland immediately leaps onto the apron and holds open the ropes. Vossk takes his time ascending the steps, then turns to face the jeering fans. He bends at the waist in a mock-bow, before he slips between the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, leaving his partner to follow behind. Kaden Vossk paces a wide circle, raising massive arms as if already victorious as the crowd rains down venom on the two men.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen.... the following is a TAG TEAM MATCH and is scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, at a combined weight of four-hundred, seventy-five pounds -- representing ECLIPSE! "Omnipotent" KAAYYDENN VOSSK and his partner, "The Pariah of Punshment," DEEVVIINN COPELAAANNNDD!!
Jimmy Garcia: These Milwaukee fans have no love for these competitors!
Already on their feet, the crowd erupts in a rauccous cheer as Starset's "Carnivore" hits the sound system. Amid a dazzling display of colored lights, Alex Richards and L Verez step out from behind the curtains. The two Guardians wear identical expressions of focused determination, distant smiles etched on their faces as they pose for the crowd before making their way down the ramp. No high-five or fist bump is turned away as the pair head for the ring. At the base of the steps, Alex Richards reaches into his doctor's bag to withdraw -- what else? -- a boot full of Zim-Quila. He downs half, sloshing most of it all over himself, then passes it to L, who finishes the drink just as sloppily. The booze-soaked partners step into the ring and each climb up a different turnbuckle, posing once more to a generous pop from the fans.
Taylor Lorde: And their opponents... at a combined weight of four-hundred, fifty pounds -- representing THE GUARDIANS! "The King of Mass Confusion" AAAALLLEXX RICHAAARDS and his partner, "The Disciple of Strange" EEEELLLLLLLL VEERRRREEZZZZ!!
Gravedigger: And yet, inexplicably, they can't get enough of the Guardians...
DING! DING! DING!
Sebastian Reid: There's the bell, and Kaden Vossk sends Copeland into the ring first! The Guardians confer quickly, but it's L to start things off for her side! L taking a run right at Devin Copeland -- he sidesteps and she misses! But Verez rebounds off the ropes and comes flying in with an elbow smash!
Devin Copeland staggers back, shaking his head. Regaining his composure, he shoots a glare at the alien. Long legs close the gap between them, his chest bumping against hers as he stares her down. Entirely unfazed, Verez reaches up to tweak his nose.
Jimmy Garcia: Verez toying with Copeland now, and the "Epitome of Divinity" is not having any of that! He lunges at the Guardian, wrapping her up in a massive bearhug -- no! L evades his crushing grip and ducks behind with a waistlock!
Tightening her grip, Verez tenses, trying to lift the much bigger Copeland, who seems amused by her efforts.
Gravedigger: Aliens are supposed to be smart, but apparently L hasn't figured out that her opponent has a hundred pounds on her. There's no way she's going to -- nope! Devin Copeland powers out of L's waistlock and steps behind her to cinch in one of his own!
He lifts a struggling L Verez easily overhead and plants her with a suplex!
Sebastian Reid: Powerful suplex from Devin Copeland, and he drops for the cover!
ONE . . .
TWO -- NO!
Jimmy Garcia: Broken up by Alex Richards with a running boot to the head of Copeland!
Richards helps his partner to her feet, checking her over to make sure she isn't hurt. Devin Copeland takes advantage of their distraction by charging in -- only for Verez to duck out of the way while Alex Richards delivers a heavy punch that stops Copeland in his tracks! Verez takes the opportunity to pull Copeland to the canvas with an arm drag while Richards returns to the Guardians' corner.
Gravedigger: Arm drag from the space tranny, and she transitions-- haha -- into a crossface!
Sebastian Reid: Copeland could be in trouble, here. L Verez has him right in the middle of the ring and that crossface is almost locked in! BUT HERE COMES KADEN VOSSK!
Vossk flies into the ring to break Verez's hold on his partner. Almost simultaneously, Alex Richards vaults over the ropes and rushes to the rescue! With all four competitors in the ring, it isn't long before they start trading punches.
Jimmy Garcia: Emotions are running high between the Guardians and Eclipse tonight! Senior Referee Phil Conner quickly getting things under control, and sends both Alex Richards and Kaden Vossk back out of the ring! Copeland and Verez now sizing each other up -- and Copeland with a big right hand slap!
Crowd: Ooooooh!
Gravedigger: And a left hand slap!
Crowd: OOOOOOH!
Sebastian Reid: We're witnessing what he calls the Copeland Combination! Winding up for that discus backhand now...
Jimmy Garcia: COUNTERED! L Verez counters with a kick to the gut! She had that combo scouted! Follows up with a forearm drop! On her feet again... elbow drop! L Verez is on fire tonight!
Verez makes a run for the ropes, but Kaden Vossk is right there, waiting. As she hits the ropes, he introduces a forearm to her face that sends the alien stumbling backward -- right into the waiting arms of a still-dazed Copeland!
Gravedigger: Copeland has L Verez in a dangerous position here... can she get out, or is this match over for the Guardians?
Thinking quickly, Verez grabs one of Copeland's fingers and bends it backward, forcing him to release her. She nails him with a back elbow to the head, and as Devin Copeland weaves drunkenly toward his own corner, L wastes no time rushing to slap Alex Richards' oustretched hand.
Sebastian Reid: No, 'Digger, I think business is picking up! Tag made to Richards! Tag made to Vossk! The two big men are about to collide -- LITERALLY!
The entire ring shakes as three-hundred twenty-five pounds of Alex Richards smashes into two-hundred fifty pounds of Kaden Vossk in a double crossbody impact! Richards is on his feet first, dragging Vossk up with him. Alex pulls his opponent in for a belly-to-belly -- but no!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaden Vossk fights his way out of the big man's grasp! Kick to the gut, and Vossk powers Richards up for a package piledriver! Cover!
Gravedigger: Only a one-count! He's gonna have to do better than that to keep the King of Mass Confusion down!
Sebastian Reid: Both men get back to their feet, and it's Richards on the offense again, with a massive back elbow!
Impossibly, Vossk shakes it off, grins, and comes back at Alex with an elbow of his own. Richards takes about two steps back, cracks his neck with both hands, and shoots a flat glare at Kaden as Alex closes the distance between them. A massive right fist comes sailing in, is blocked, and countered with another.
Jimmy Garcia: Kaden Vossk and Alex Richards, going punch for punch in the middle of the ring here tonight! Here's one from Richards!
Crowd: YAY!
Gravedigger: And one from Vossk!
Crowd: BOO!
Sebastian Reid: Alex Richards with a hard right cross!
Crowd: YAY!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaden Vossk with a forearm!
Crowd: BOOO!!
Gravedigger: Richards with a series of jabs, followed by a European uppercut!
Crowd: YAY!!!
Sebastian Reid: Vossk staggering toward his own corner, now, looking for that tag -- but Copeland has his back turned and doesn't see his partner!
Jimmy Garcia: That's bad news for Vossk as a meaty Alex Richards hand clamps down on Kaden's shoulder, spinning him around!
Gravedigger: Pulling him in for a choke sleeper... I know where this is going!
Kaden struggles against Alex's grip, but Richards has all the leverage and a considerable weight advantage. He lifts Vossk from the mat, arcs him up and over, and slams him back down to the canvas.
Sebastian Reid: Choke sleeper into a DDT! Kaden Vossk landed near his corner -- and Devin Copeland reaches out to slap Kaden on the back, tagging himself in!
Jimmy Garcia: Copeland now the legal man. He leaps off the top rope, and gets caught midair by Alex Richards! Richards with a backbreaker that leaves Devin Copeland writhing on the mat in pain!
Gravedigger: But the big man isn't done yet! Richards goes for the ropes, standing up on the second, and glances back... Copeland starting to stir... and the big Guardian launches himself backward! KING-QUILA BOMB!
Manhandling Devin Copeland like a ragdoll, Alex Richards ascends the turnbuckles, setting his opponent up for a powerbomb.
Sebastian Reid: Here it comes, guys!
Richards nails Copeland with the powerbomb, driving both knees into his back during the drop.
Jimmy Garcia: SANITY SLIP! Alex Richards hooks the leg!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Taylor Lorde: Your winners, by PINFALL -- Alex Richards and L Verez, THE GUARDIANS!!!!
"Carnivore" by Starset hits the speakers as L and Alex celebrate their victory. Meanwhile, Kaden Vossk walks away in disgust, abandoning his partner in the ring. |
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Post by Results on Aug 21, 2017 23:32:08 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 21, 2017 23:33:27 GMT -6
Jack Schlongson segment
UCI comes back from commercial to a strange occurrence. The ring is surrounded on all sides by a variety of orchestral instruments. The crowd murmurs in confusion as the arena falls into silence.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, UCI Galaxy, it seems we've been greeted with a peculiar image of sorts.
Gravedigger: Peculiar nothing, this is straight up bizarre. They just...sit there...staring at me. Its kind of unnerving.
A man in a fancy tuxedo quietly descends the entrance ramp and walks around the ring to hard camera side where a small podium sits. He reaches his mark and faces the full orchestra before raising his baton to gain their attention. After a tense moment of silence, he counts them in...
One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four...
The ensemble begins to play, violins repeating a quick building three note melody as the drums find their way in with a steady rhythm. The cellos are quick follow suit with the violins as the music grows.
Gravedigger: Wait a minute...I recognize this for some reason. No...it couldn't be.
Eventually the instruments hit a peak, trumpet players raising their horns as the crescendo occurs, allowing the rest of the band to explode forth, revealing the piece to be a classical rendition of "Technicolor Shades" by YourEnigma.
Jimmy Garcia: NO WAY! We know that theme!
The music grows a bit softer as a single violin takes over for the vocal melody of the original song. A parade of scantily clad male dancers gracefully move forth from behind the curtain and down the ramp, swiftly prancing around the band as they wave ribbons through the air. Multicolored spotlights scan over the arena wildly as confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling. Despite the festive appearance, the fans boo and yell angrily.
Gravedigger: I see a lot of festiveness and fanfare, but where is the person of honor?
The curtain parts once more to reveal two men holding something; two poles, one on each inside shoulder as they stand side by side. As they move forward, a throne, with two more men at the rear, is revealed, one covered in rainbows, gems, gold, and feathers. Upon the throne is none other than Jack "The Crack" Schlongson. As he is reveal, the crowd's anger erupts once more.
Jimmy Garcia: There he is! Its been months!
Gravedigger: Look at these idiots. This is a party and none of them know how to celebrate. One of the best competitors to ever grace a ring has come home and they're booing! No accounting for taste!
Jack seems unphased by their displeasure and chooses to wave and smirk as he is carried to the ring. As the throne reaches the apron, the men carrying it knee to let Jack rise and move from his transportation to his destination. He slips between the ropes and happily moves to the center of the ring with a mic in hand. The last of the confetti hits the ground as the music finally dies down, letting the dancers finally rest. But despite this, the crowd continues to be uproarious.
Jack just shakes his head condescendingly as he waits for quiet, and after another moment of the crowd's tantrum, they finally yield and allow Jack to speak.
Jack Schlongson: Miss me?
And with two simple words, the hate is renewed, but this time they refuse to let up as Jack attempts to continue.
Jack Schlongson: He-...Hey...HEY! THIS IS MY CELEBRATION!
The crowd dies down in the face of defiance from Jack.
Jack Schlongson: Don't do what you guys always do and try to make this about you, because right now, right here, its about ME! Its about MY return! So you can spare five minutes to spare me your self-importance and pay attention to the best thing that is going to happen to you tonight. Huns, I didn't just come out here to let you know I'm back, no no no. I'm never THAT easy, hehe. I've come out here, with all this pomp and flare to let you know that I plan on changing the very face of UCI!
The men carrying the throne set it down and three out of four of them begin to scale the ring, slipping between the ropes to stand next to Jack. All wearing hoods, its hard to make them out, but they stand side by side next to Jack, who peers at them quite pleased with himself.
Jack Schlongson: Not by myself, no. See, I've grown to DISTRUST the two-faced nature of this company. They claim to accept anyone, but all I ever bared witness to was hate. I was attacked and in fear of my life on a weekly basis. Even my tag-team partner, WHO I WAS CHAMPIONS WITH, threatened my life constantly. Despite having an amazing Win/loss record and the skill to back up my words, I was still a target of unwarranted judgment. Victim of the rampant homophobia in UCI. So now, I come with some protection.
The men in hoods pull them back to reveal THE MEMBERS OF REKT EM: Bran "Bangin'" Butts, Golden Johnson, and "Dick" Richard.
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable! Members of Jack's old stable from the indie scene!
Jack Schlongson: For the uninitiated, these men are from the GREATEST stable in wrestling history: REKT 'EM! I fought with them, I lost with them, and I won with them. Through thick and thin we stood next to each other. In my initial run in UCI they were supposed to join me as the first ever Gay stable in UCI, but were DENIED contracts as if they were less than human! But I never stopped going up to bat for them and I'll be damned if I walk into this death trap without someone watching out for me! UCI, this is the beginning of the NEW sensual, powerful, and dominating era of Jack and his merry men. Good luck, my little dearies.
With that, Jack winks and blows a kiss to the camera. The orchestra starts up again, drowning out the hatred of the audience while Jack and his new entourage exit the ring and make their way back up the ramp with the dancers following up behind them. |
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Post by Results on Aug 21, 2017 23:35:11 GMT -6
Sam Kidsgrove vs. Zombie McMorris vs. Bonnie Blue
Jimmy Garcia: Here we go, coming into our co-main event of the night. The go home show before Meltdown and we are in for a treat. The challenger of the IC championship, Sam Kidsgrove in a triple threat facing off against the Coked Up Mad Man and the WORLD CHAMPION, bonnie Blue.
Sebastian Reid: This is a match with three of UCI’s top talents, our illustrious and beautiful world champion two guys that could very well be champion one day.
Wavedigger: With Kaz verse Oblivion still to come, this match is like icing on the cake. This is going to be a hell of a fight.
Taylor Lorde: The Following is a non-title triple threat match!
"Killed By Death" hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar and drums kick in and play up as the crowd search for ZMAC. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shows ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area.
Fans: If you squeeze me lizard, I’ll put my snake in you. I’m a romantic adventure and a reptile too.
He stands there with his back turned to the ring with his arms out in a ‘T’ pose. He turns to face the crowd as he takes a few steps down the aisle way.
Fans: Easy! Easy!
He pumps the crowd up as they go rabid for the Coked UP Mad Man who reaches into his pulls out a vial of cocaine and snorts it.
Fans: The only time I’m gone be easy is when I’m.. KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and twenty pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!
Fans: I’m a lone wolf ligger but I ain’t no pretty boy!
Fans swarm him as he takes beer after beer and chugs them; getting some all over his face and chest. ZMAC is in a sea of “Dove Killah Certified OG’s” as the fans lift him up and body surf him down to the crowd barrier.
Fans: KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
He jumps the barrier and slides into the ring. ZMAC takes to the adjacent turnbuckle and taunts the crowd before taking off his jacket and throwing it to the towards the timekeeper. The Honey Badger has arrived.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent… From San Francisco, California.. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and ten pounds.. HE IS THE MAN OF MANY FACES…. SAM.. KIIIDDSSGGRROOVVEE!!!
There are lots of spotlights swirling around the arena as the Universal Studios fanfare hits the audio system. After the initial fanfare and the breakdown, Sam Kidsgrove launches himself through the curtain and starts walking down the red carpet that the backstage crew put down for him. He throws a massive grin on his face while striking a pose in his tuxedo on the ramp for the paparazzi. He walks down the ramp, going to each side and talking to the fans, signing autographs and taking interviews. Shaking a lot of hands. The ramp walk lasts a good five minutes because of this. When he finally gets to the ring, he turns to the crowd and performs a deep theatrical bow. Then rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and immediately climbs a turnbuckle, grinning at the crowd and doing yet more poses, such as the double gun salute, the “Hey I know you” wave and the classic Magnum.
Taylor Lorde: And from Parts Unknown… She is the Daughter of time and the Hardcore Queen… SHE IS THE UCI WORLD CHAMPION…. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. I GIVE TO YOU… BONNNNIIEEE… BBLLUUEEE!!!
The slow beat of Rihanna's "Same Ol' Mistakes" rolls through the arena as blue and white spotlights, synchronized to the music, flare on and off against a darkened stage. Bonnie Blue appears, the UCI World Championship slung over her shoulder, peering at the audience over the rims of a pair of teal shutter shades. A mixture of boos and cheers pours forth from all directions as she surveys her domain, a defiant smirk on pink-glossed lips.
I can just hear them now / "How could you let us down?"
They don't know what I felt / Or see it from this way round
Sliding the shades back up, Bonnie makes her way along the aisle with a confident swagger, posing for a few selfies with fans as she reaches ringside.
Feeling it overtake / All that I used to hate
Wonder what if we trade / I tried but it's way too late
After a few photos, Bonnie tosses her shades to a fan, then continues to the ring. Without hesitation, she leaps up onto the ring apron and kneels to strike a cocky pose, leaning against the middle rope. She gazes out across the audience for a moment before slipping through the ropes.
All the slides I don't read / Two sides of me can't agree
When I breathe in too deep / Going with what I always longed for...
Haughtily, she saunters to her corner, where she hands off her vest and the strap resting on her shoulder.
Each competitor takes to a corner as the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING
All three look at each other as Sam and Z look at Bonnie but then Z looks back at Sam and points to him. ZMAC runs at Sam but Sam boots him in the gut and tosses him shoulder first into the ring post.
Jimmy: Stunt Double!
Sam walks towards Bonnie but ZMAC peels him back and hits him with a stiff left. ZMAC lifts sam up for a suplex but Bonnie nails ZMAC in the gut. He drops Sam but Bonnie drop kcks Sam into ZMAC. ZMAC bounces off the ropes and Bonnie hits him with a snap power slam. Bonnie and Sam get up at the same time. Bonnie swings wide at Sam but Sam ducks and hits a reverse atomic drop.
Jimmy: Both Bonnie and Sam are technically sound.
Reid: And like always, theres ZMAC, the wild card.
Sam picks up Bonnie and slings her off the ropes for a spinebuster but Bonnie counters with a DDT.
Wavedigger: And there's ZMAC with a bulldog to the champ.
ZMAC hits the ropes and runs into a spinebuster by Kidsgrove.
Kidsgrove goes to pick up Bonnie but she battles back with some stuff forearms and thai type kicks that weaken the base of Kidsgrove but he’s able to go behind but Bonnie judo flips him into a sleeper hold.
WHAM!
ZMAC with a Yakuza kick! ZMAC flips off the middle rope.
Reid: ZMAC with the lionsault to kidsgrove.
NOO!
Kidsgrove blocked.
Sam gets to his feet and goes over to ZMAC, he flips him over..
Jimmy: CGI! Sam Kidsgrove with that modified STF!
Reid: ZMAC reaches for the ropes but that’s not going to help him.
Heres comes Bonnie as she rips Kidsgrove away from ZMAC. Bonnie teras Sam down again with more kicks before whipping him into the corner.
Jimmy: Corner splash by the champ!
Reid: Standing ten count by Bonnie.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 …
WHAM!
Wavedigger: ZMAC out of nowhere with his top walk hurricanrana to Bonnie.
ZMAC with the gun show the hip wiggle to Bonnies face.
the pin.
1..
2..
WHAM!
Jimmy: Bonnie Blue just headbutted ZMAC right in the crotch!
ZMAC rolls off her howling in pain.
Kidsgrove off the top rope with a cross body to the champ.
the pin.
1..
2..
Bonnie rolls through, the pin is reversed..
1..
2..
KICK OUT!
Jimmy: Kidsgrove tried to take advantage of the situation and Bonnie Blue was able to roll through it.
Bonnie to her feet..
WHAM!
Jimmy: TIMES UP TO ZMAC! Springboard bulldog to the coked up madman.
The pin.
1..
2..
NOO!!
Wavedigger: Broken up by Kidsgrove.
Kidsgrove rolls Bonnie over and tries to lock in a sharpshooter but she kicks him away. Kidsgrove comes back but he gets monkey flipped by bonnie..
WHAM!
Wavedigger: ZMAC with a Zombie Drop to Kidsgrove.
The pin.
1..
2..
NOO!!
Reid: Broken up by Bonnie.
Bonnie picks up ZMAC..
Jimmy: Infinity Paradox!
The pin.
1..
2..
3…
NOOO
Wavedigger: ZMAC kicks out.
Bonnie switches from ZMAC to kidsgrove.
The pin.
1..
2..
NOO!!
Kidsgrove kicked out.
Jimmy: The Champ trying to put things away early. Commanding a lot of respect in that ring right now.
Reid: Bonnie showing us why she's the champ. She's a very tactical veteran.
Wavedigger: She's trying to cover all of her bases and I don’t blame her.
Bonnie picks up Kidsgrove and connects with a with a stiff neckbreaker.
Wavedigger: ZMAC from behind.
Reid: I think he just gave her a quick squeeze if you know what I mean.
Jimmy: And the champ, you can see it. She's seeing red.
Bonnie explodes with rage, elbowing ZMACs skull into oblivion. She dips behind him and kicks him with a low blow. She whips him off the ropes and hits a Lou Thez press.
Reid: STOP! HE’S ALREADY DEAD! Bonnie using ZMACs own move against him.
Crowd: BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE!
Wavedigger: She's busted Z’s face all up. His eyebrow, his nose, his lips, everything.
Reid: She’s telling him right now, that you better respect her. If not, she’ll beat it into you. ZMAC included. We are seeing the hardcore queen come to life.
Wacedigger: but we all know ZMAC, he’s loving this deep down.
Reid: Because he’s twisted. Its sick.
Bonnie gets up, off of ZMAC and licks her knuckles with a glare but here comes Kidsgrove.
Jimmy: Helluva kick! He calls that Scene 2!
The pin.
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
Reid: Bonnie Blue, kicking out. She refuses to go down like that!
ZMAC rolls out of the ring..
Kidsgrove gets to his feet and waits for Bonnie to get back to her feet.
Jimmy: Kidsgrove with the Box Office!
The pin..
1..
2..
3…
NOO
ZMAC pulls Kidsgrove off of bonnie from the outside.
ZMAC slides back in the ring with a steel chair..
WHAM!
Wavedigger: World Tour 69! Onto a steel chair.
Reid: Kidsgrove had this match won if it wasn’t for ZMAC !
ZMAC looks down at Bonnie and throws the chair away before backing up and flipping over the ropes; leaving the ring.
Bonnie scrambles for the cover..
1..
2..
3…
NOOO!!
Jimmy: Kidsgrove with the shoulder up!
Bonnie Blue hits the ropes…
WHAM!
Reid: Sonic Screwdriver!
The pin..
1..
2…
3…
DING DING !!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of the match… The UCI world champion… BONNIE… BLUE!
Jimmy: It took a loaded world tour and Bonnies super move to put kidsgrove away but by god, what a match.
Reid: What heart by Kidsgrove but the world tour combined with the sonic screwdriver proved to be too much but that isn’t anything to be ashamed of. ZMAC came in and screwed the pooch for himself and kidsgrove.
Wavedigger: It was a hell of a fight and Kidsgrove was dominating until the wildcard showed his face and the Champ, being the champ, did what she does best. FINISH THE MATCH!
Jimmy: The heart and soul of Kidsgrove was on full display. Great work. Tough break! He’ll be looking for revenge at Meltdown, that’s for sure. |
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Post by Results on Aug 21, 2017 23:36:23 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 21, 2017 23:39:55 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Kaz Mazy (c) vs. Oblivion
The scene fades into the Overload arena as heavy guitar distortion cuts through the arena and all the lights shut off, minus a gaggle of blue and green on the stage. They all aim at the tron which is showing an unorthodox entrance video. It shows UCI Superstar Kaz Mazy performing daring feats all in Super Nintendo fighting game graphics ala Mortal Kombat.
Jimmy Garcia: Business is about to pick up! The Television Champion, Kaz Mazy, is in the building!
"FIGHT!!!"
"2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember starts blaring as lights explode throughout the arena and the words growl sending a shiver up every collective spine in attendance. The battle cry makes men sprout thick and all the baddest of poons wet. Every child in attendance grows hair on their ballsack and they reach for the nearest bong and start tokin' up!
Spotlights center on one of the entrances in the crowd where Kaz Mazy makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Zombie McMorris, Television Championship around his waist, waving that Old Glory Poon Guinean Flag with the Ham' n' Sick' and the Fitty Stars and Thickteen Bars.
Taylor Lorde: On his way to the ring...from the People's Republic of Poon Guinea, standing at five foot ten and weighing in at two hundred and five pounds...THE TELEVISION CHAMPION...he is the GODSON OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING...KAAAAAZ MAAAAAAAZY!!!
Crowd: KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ!
Kaz leaps the barricade and slides into the ring. He taunts to the crowd from the second rope and they explode in Kaz cheers once again.
Crowd: KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ!
Kaz hands the belt to ZMAC, leans against the turnbuckle as his music fades and the house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Arena. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Oblivion" by Mastadon hits the pa, and the blaring guitar begins to play.
Gravedigger: OBI!
Sebastian Reid: I have to say, I don't envy Kaz Mazy tonight, he has a hell of a fight ahead.
Jimmy Garcia: Oblivion is as unorthodox and unsettling as they come, but he has the track record to speak for his methods. Kaz Mazy does have a HELLUVA OPPONENT TONIGHT!
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing along with the music...
BOOM!!
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly comes, with a dead stare. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Oblivion slowly begins to walk down to the edge of the entrance stage, bringing in the cheers, of the crowd...
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Past the entrance stage there are sixteen hooded cloaked individuals, eight on each side of the aisle, with their heads down. Chanting...
Hooded individuals: A-WHOO!! AWHOO!! AWHOO!!
Ring Announcer: From The Deepest and Darkest Side of a Sick Man's Mind... Weighing in at 325 pounds... IT is The Monster... Oblivion!!
Oblivion drags IT's right leg as drags along a sledgehammer. The Monster sneers at a nearby camera, right before Oblivion slowly run up the steel steps and climb the turnbuckle from out the ring, once again throwing up IT's massive right arm.
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion leaps into the ring, stomping around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope.
Taylor Lorde: This match is scheduled for...
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Taylor Lorde: ...and is for the UCI TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Kaz winks at Taylor as the referee signals for the bell and the match begins. Oblivion approaches the center of the ring, his mouth snarling underneath his scorched, dirty mask. Kaz cracks his neck and starts to circle the Monster, looking for a small hatch to attack. He shrugs and approaches Oblivion head on and the two lock up.
Jimmy Garcia: Mazy taking the fight to Oblivion!
Sebastian Reid: He's nuts!
Gravedigger: OBIS GONNA KILL YOU! OBIS GONNA KILL YOU!
Oblivion overpowers Kaz and throws him towards the turnbuckle. Kaz rolls through and locks up Oblivion again, but Oblivion grabs him around the shoulders and tosses him in the opposite direction. Kaz hits the mat, writhing in pain as Oblivion drops a heavy boot down on Kaz...but Kaz rolls out of the way and gets quickly to his feet. Kaz approaches Oblivion again as ZMAC shouts something from ringside. Oblivion goes for the collar and tie, but Kaz jukes and nails him with a spin kick to the gut.
Jimmy Garcia: He decides to switch up his game, a nice tactic from the KazMonstuh!
Kaz lands a series of kicks to Oblivions left knee before going for an enziguri, but Oblivion brushes it off, ducking his head back to avoid the kick. He grabs Kaz from behind around the midsection and goes for a back suplex...but Kaz lands on his feet and backs into the ropes, bounding off with a double drop kick to the back that sends Obi ruling through the ropes and to the apron.
Gravedigger: Oblivion won't take too kindly to that! Give him the what what Obi!
Obi gets to his feet as Kaz rushes the ropes with a flying forearm, but Oblivion dashes his plans with a swift uppercut to the throats that sends Kaz upward, cutting off his momentum. Kaz spins around and Obi grabs him around the head, leading him to the turnbuckle where he smashes his head off the turnbuckle! Kaz bounces off as Obi quickly graces over the top rope with and approaches Kaz.
Jimmy Garcia: Kaz might be in trouble here!...
Sebastian Reid: RKAZRO!!!...
Kaz leaps up for the RKAZRO, but Obi catches him with brute strength and sends him up and over the top rope, sending him careening to the steel ramp below!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Hell feel that for weeks!
Gravedigger: Months probably! Get him OBI!
Kaz can barely climb to his feet as Oblivion rolls under the bottom rope and approaches The Godson. He grabs him by the back of the neck and sends him rolling into the steel steps, sending Kaz through another loop! ZMAC is shouting at Kaz to get up as Oblivion winds up for a boot to the skull. He rushes Kaz...but Kaz barely dips out at the last second, sending Oblivions crashing into the steps himself and the crowd pops!
Jimmy Garcia: The Television Champion back in the game now!
Kaz limps to his feet and rolls back in the ring, watching Oblivion recover from the pile up.
Jimmy Garcia: What's Kaz thinking?
Sebastian Reid: BE SMART KAZ!
Kaz gets on the apron as Obi stands to his feet, then charges at him full force with a leaping shooting star splash that sends them both crashing to the floor, and the crowd erupts again!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaz putting it all on the line tonight! What gumption!
Gravedigger: you call it gumption, I call it stupidity Jimmy!
Kaz gets to his feet again, fired up. He pulls Obi up in a great feat of strength and sends him rolling into the ring. He rolls in after him and led for the pinfall.
One...
Two...
Jimmy Garcia: Shoulder up from Oblivion and this match continues!
Gravedigger: It's going to take a lot more than that to take out a legend!
Sebastian Reid: You're absolutely rig...wait?! What is...
Before Sebastian can finish, The Mustache Bros rush the ring, ZMAC goes to take Buff out with the belt, but he ducks it and Biff clocks him with the Tag Team Championship instead, knocking ZMAC to the arena floor. Kaz gets to his feet and starts to yell at The Mustache Bros, but before he can leave the ring, Obi spins him around...
Gravedigger: OH!
Jimmy Garcia: 5150!!!
Kaz hits the mat and Oblivion rolls over him, pinning Kaz's hands to his chest!
One...
Two...
Gravedigger: OH MY!!!
Three!!!
Jimmy Garcia: HE'S DONE IT! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Sebastian Reid: OBLIVION IS THE NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!
The Mustache Bros swarm the ring as Oblivion celebrates...they hand him the Television Championship and back away graciously. The Monster stares at the belt, lust in ITs eyes. He rolls out of the ring as The Mustache Bros stand over the downed zWo.
Gravedigger: The zWo wanted a fight with The Mustache Bros?! Well, they got one!
Jimmy Garcia: A serious blow to morale as - off of The Mustache Bros distraction - Oblivion was able to defeat Kaz Mazy and become the Television Champion!
Gravedigger: Distraction? It's not Oblivions fault Kaz couldn't keep his mind on the match at hand! He simply capitalized on his opponents stupidity!
Sebastian Reid: Call it what you will, but Kaz Mazy and Zombie McMorris now have a serious bone to pick with The Mustache Bros!
Buff and Biff hold their Tag Team Championships high over the zWo as the crowd exploded in boos.
Jimmy Garcia: Will the zWo be able to even the odds against The Mustache Bros? We'll have to wait until Meltdown to find out! Good night! |
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