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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 6, 2017 9:13:19 GMT -6
@locolucha Pay attention, people!! In order to get a play date with the Stache Brothers, you have to ask their mommy. Because it seems their balls are still in her mouth. If you don't grant me a match soon, it'll only be a matter of time before Spencer MAKES your boys face me. Consider THAT, Wicked Bitch on her Knees. Ya. Our mama is our manager. She takes better care of us than anyone in your life Payasshole.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 6, 2017 9:13:59 GMT -6
I once had a ball gag in my mouth. Did. Not. Like it. Yea. Sorry about that.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 6, 2017 9:14:29 GMT -6
@alexsplayground We all know that's your sick family's idea of roleplaying.. We never roleplay! That's our thing.
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Post by payasoloco on Aug 6, 2017 11:01:43 GMT -6
@locolucha Pay attention, people!! In order to get a play date with the Stache Brothers, you have to ask their mommy. Because it seems their balls are still in her mouth. If you don't grant me a match soon, it'll only be a matter of time before Spencer MAKES your boys face me. Consider THAT, Wicked Bitch on her Knees. Ya. Our mama is our manager. She takes better care of us than anyone in your life Payasshole. @locolucha Yeah, everyone knows she does. Her dirty beaver is the only reason either of you can say you've lost your V cards. Congrats on that, by the way.
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Post by Dean Wolf on Aug 6, 2017 15:53:23 GMT -6
You guys need me to fuck this guy up?
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Post by Biff Mustache on Aug 6, 2017 15:56:00 GMT -6
No need for that, Wolfie Man. Payasshole is just jealous. He criticizes us but you know he wants that #MustacheLife
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 6, 2017 16:31:00 GMT -6
Man. I'm really happy with my life. I'm proud of who I am and what I do. I'm proud of my accomplishments and will flaunt them at every moment.
If payaso knew what it was like to have accomplishments maybe he would understand.
He couldn't handle the mustache life. Mamas vagina is not to be taken lightly.
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Papa Stache
Developmental
Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on Aug 6, 2017 18:21:46 GMT -6
Amen to that, brother.
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Post by Tinder Maballs on Aug 7, 2017 7:52:56 GMT -6
@locolucha Pay attention, people!! In order to get a play date with the Stache Brothers, you have to ask their mommy. Because it seems their balls are still in her mouth. If you don't grant me a match soon, it'll only be a matter of time before Spencer MAKES your boys face me. Consider THAT, Wicked Bitch on her Knees. Mr. Loco, as the butler and official sex worker at Mustache Manor, I can assure you that Mrs. Mustache has never had Mr. Biff's or Mr. Buff's testicles in her mouth except for emergency medical situations. All extramarital coitus or foreplay that is executed with the express purpose of achieving orgasm is carried out explicitly with me.
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Post by payasoloco on Aug 7, 2017 23:54:20 GMT -6
@locolucha
For fuck's sake... there's ANOTHER Stache Clan member?! What in the hell is in the water?!
Aye, dios mio...
Somebody needs to introduce these tools to birth control...
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Post by Tinder Maballs on Aug 8, 2017 5:48:26 GMT -6
Mr. Loco, my parents are in India. I came to America on a student visa. The Mustaches were kind enough to offer me room and board for my services.
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Post by Alex Richards on Aug 8, 2017 8:03:55 GMT -6
@alexsplayground
I've met Hajeet.. and you sir are no Hajeet
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Post by Tinder Maballs on Aug 8, 2017 8:30:15 GMT -6
That joke was delightful, Mr. Richards! However, I do know how to spell "potato," despite English not being my first language.
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 8, 2017 9:27:11 GMT -6
Everyone shut tha fawk up!
Tinder- get ova hea... this pussy ain't gonna eat itself out...
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 8, 2017 9:29:46 GMT -6
@locolucha For fuck's sake... there's ANOTHER Stache Clan member?! What in the hell is in the water?! Aye, dios mio... Somebody needs to introduce these tools to birth control... Does anyone else feel bad for Payasshole trying to sound cool against the Stache Family... We're not oblivious. we know we're not the most popular, but when you stoop down to our level and claim you are above it you just sound stupid. Now Tinder... go get into Mama's room... that vagina isn't going to fingerblast itself!
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