They all gone be like:
"Gah, look at ol' Z shit postin. He strugglin' for the sake of buggin. He thirsty. He knows [ insert fgt ass mo fo here ] is bout to cap him awf "
LOL Yah son, five days of complete domination. Aint even no one coming close to me up in here. Fuckin' Price and Kaz have been no showin. Nova might as well no show. Dylam Wade no showed and if'n he did show, aint no one cared or paid the fuck attention. I mean now that leaves me and dat kang ov Al Wrazzlers.
Pft.
Where he been but strugglin. He struggled on Meme Day. He struggle on Quote day. He struggled on Role Reversal day and now ya'll be thinking he's going to come through in the fuckin clutch on the fucking clutch like the fucking clutch -> yo son, you aint TB 12. you aint rockin this shit like its your jawb. This aint your kingdom up in here, the U is ZMAC's turf now. You go hang out in the double and wait for another rape scandal to hit your shores like am East Asian Tsunami
Go wait for the body count cuz you know you aint getting it here from ol' Z. You know what ol' Z is about and you know that if'n you dont tread lightly, them jaws from the deep gone close around you right fast N' shit.
Now dont be thinkin I'm pickin on you or shit or that this means your special. You know you aint special but to that small batch of trolls that we all got no tolerance for. I mean, fah truth, I'm here cuz My boi, the straight up Savage, Specer Adams is paying me some good fucking scratch and thats more than I can say for ol' Seff Lerch. All dudes needs to do is scribble an apology in crayon and maybe
MAY FUCKIN BE
I'll be back.
HOW FUCKIN EVAH
I'm here right -> right now -> in the U -> holding down 33% of the championships. I'm a double champion and that intrigues the lot of you and ya'll think this is going to be an easy game to win. Ya'll know that no one goes harder than ol'Z when its time.
Ya'll know my shoot is on point.
Ya'll know my creativity is on point.
Ya'll know I know how to get out of them sticky situations.
Truth be told, right now isnt one of them. Truth be told, life is rollin' pretty good. I am on track for another defense and win, extending my streak, extending my championship match count -> extending my domination in UCI.
UCI, take note.
It takes world class athletes to even begin to stack up against ya boi, Ol' Z.
Aint no one in the dub can even get on my level, let alone surpass me.
Monday night, I'm going to lay 6 fuccbois out for the sake of tryin. They be lyin up in here and they gone pay for that.
Monday night in the middle of that ring, ya'll gone know whose the best in the world at this shit.
And its the mother fucking coked up mad man.
