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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 10:39:51 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 10:41:19 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 10:43:34 GMT -6
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Post by Corey Black on Jul 27, 2017 10:46:39 GMT -6
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Post by Corey Black on Jul 27, 2017 10:50:40 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 11:10:46 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 11:12:00 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 11:12:45 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 11:13:46 GMT -6
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 11:16:50 GMT -6
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Post by SEAMAC on Jul 27, 2017 12:01:03 GMT -6
" Did you see what these guys were doing? did you see that? They're putting words on pictures like thats going to save them. Its sad. Truely. I mean, when you look up sad in the dictionary its just those 6 guys fumbling around licking stamps or whatever sad losers do ( IDK I'm not a sad loser ). But I'll tell you folks, I'll tell you right flipping now, those ARE NOT DANK MEMES. They just arnt. Its plain and simple. Its so simple in fact, even I get it. And I am a bright, bright, smart ( so smart ) man. A genius. THEE genius, can you believe it? So while these guys are trying to post dank memes ( and faailing ) Zombie McMorris is clobbering them with his clobbering paws as I help secure not only a victory but a presidential nomination.
I'll tell you folks, what these guys are doing, its hurting our troops. Every time these fake, lame, simple, stupid, low energy, crooked, cheats, CHEAT... A veteran of our fine military falls down dead. DEAD. Can you believe. WOW I says, when I found that out. Thats horrible news. So horrible in fact, General Mattis as asked me personaly to comment on the situation and I would like too ( I really would but the FAKE NEWS MEDIA is on a witch hunt folks). The likes of which has never been seen before in this country. So I went to my boi, Ol' Z and I said to him. ' Ol' Z" I said to him. Can you comment on all these going on not only in UCI but in the fake media as well? And do you know what he said? Do you know what he said? Wow. Its unbelievable. So unbelievable, you wouldnt believe it. He told me that he was going to hang and bang right down to Iran, brother jack ( his words ) and he was gonna run wild on Saudis brothers ( OK, some of my words too. But we're best friends. the very best ) He told me that at Summermania he was going to take all these pretendahs to his throne and make an example of them. No one is better than ol' Z. No one. not a soul. Not even people without souls. Not even them and I know thats hard to believe but believe me folks - NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ZOMBIE MCMORRIS AT THIS GAME. So while these sad, lame, sorry, ignorant, liberals try and take down our great memes and undermind our ZCasts and burn the effigies of our once mighty Shia Claps.. CHINA IS KILLING US. KILLING US in the dank memes. They are importing dank memes around the clock, 24/7 and its lowering our trade. Its killing us in trade. Killing us so hard and fast that you wouldnt even know it. But Zombie McMorris is here to save us all. It'll be great. You'll love it."
- JACK LONDON
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 12:03:55 GMT -6
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Post by Corey Black on Jul 27, 2017 13:53:15 GMT -6
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Post by SEAMAC on Jul 27, 2017 14:40:09 GMT -6
" Have you seen the feeble and foolish attempt by those LOL-I-GAGGING miscreants who dare to step to the coked up mad man, MY best friend, Zombie McMOrris. Folks, these are not sane people. real coo-coo birds. They don't know weather to drink front the fountain of knowledge or throw it out of a window to escape the murder wrap for an IN_GIN man. I'm sorry folks, that was racist. Not sorry, this is trumps America now. Listen, folks. I don't like these clowns any more than you. I hate clowns. Bigly. More over, My best friend Zombie McMorris has instructed me to inform you all that he is in a firm and commanding lead. He is so far ahead that while these guys are in 2017, he's in 202017. He's making his way around again. looking to lap these fools like this was Mario Kart. LOL. My best friend Zombie McMorris is committed to bringing you, the fans, the best work available and not let Lying Corey Black troll you with Taylor Swift memes just so she can make another terrible record. I'll get Yeezy on the phone right now and stop that shit before it even begins. Zombie McMorris is the absolute best Hypermedia AND Television champion in any company - anywhere- ever.
Read my lips.
EVER. Zombie McMoris, he's great. The best that you've ever seen and ever will see. Believe me. Who ever stands across that ring from him on Monday night is going to wish and pray to Gawd that they made different life choices. They are going to pray to gawd to save them.
but spoilers: I won't be listening. "
- JACK LONDON ( an Excerpt from MY Best Friend, The Champ. )
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Post by NovaKaine on Jul 27, 2017 15:01:06 GMT -6
ZMac's words to live by...
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