Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 15, 2017 21:33:36 GMT -6
@kaineandableuci "either" Like you've actually met me in the Ring. Keep talking, bitch. Put your money where your mouth is. I'm filming at the time of SummerMania, but Meltdown? You're all mine. As are those belts. I'll put my money in my pocket. My mouth is reserved for your mom's nipples. Meltdown sounds great. Just you two and the Super Stache Brothers. No fake Mexicans, no role playing nerds, just the four of us in the middle of the ring finally deciding who's the best and who sucks more than Bonnie Blueballs when she's beckoned by the Beach_Crue to pay for her membership in your little club. Start training, Flipper. You're going to need to bring everything you've got. Who the fuck told you to start makin' matches?! Gawd damn it! Ya intanet privileges are cut awf! |
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Post by Damian Kaine on Jul 15, 2017 21:35:28 GMT -6
I'll put my money in my pocket. My mouth is reserved for your mom's nipples. Meltdown sounds great. Just you two and the Super Stache Brothers. No fake Mexicans, no role playing nerds, just the four of us in the middle of the ring finally deciding who's the best and who sucks more than Bonnie Blueballs when she's beckoned by the Beach_Crue to pay for her membership in your little club. Start training, Flipper. You're going to need to bring everything you've got. Who the fuck told you to start makin' matches?! Gawd damn it! Ya intanet privileges are cut awf! @kaineandableuci Awe look at your mama, stepping in to make sure your ass is still in tact so she can fuck it. |
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 15, 2017 21:51:55 GMT -6
Who the fuck told you to start makin' matches?! Gawd damn it! Ya intanet privileges are cut awf! @kaineandableuci Awe look at your mama, stepping in to make sure your ass is still in tact so she can fuck it. I've seen a lawt of asses in my life, so trust me when I say, Biff's is not one I would stick my favorite dildo in. Buff on the otha hand... |
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Post by Kaz on Jul 15, 2017 21:56:43 GMT -6
@thegodson theeez dudes make this shit too easy You know what else was easy? Beating you. @thegodson I seent ya beat Teo mayn, join da club |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 15, 2017 21:56:58 GMT -6
@kaineandableuci Awe look at your mama, stepping in to make sure your ass is still in tact so she can fuck it. I've seen a lawt of asses in my life, so trust me when I say, Biff's is not one I would stick my favorite dildo in. Buff on the otha hand...  |
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 15, 2017 21:59:43 GMT -6
@alexsplayground
Why are these guys not competing for the Hypermedia championship? The internet is filled with trolls!
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Post by Kaz on Jul 15, 2017 22:03:23 GMT -6
@thegodson
But I won't make any excuses, yeah da Pistachio Bros left with da Tag Team Championship belts, but next time ya won't be da ones holdin them straps high.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 16, 2017 8:56:07 GMT -6
Ha
What everyone says: The pistachio brothers have small penises and are insestual. lol Fgts.
What Everyone means: The mustache brothers masturbate in front of each other openly and lovingly because their love and their bond has no boundaries. Because they're a family and they think and act as one unit and it is a huge reason for their success.
The more you all try and cum out on top the worse you all look. This is our game for a reason. We were born to flex, fight and fuck. You all just happened across it.
We are not ashamed of who we are. We love ourselves. We show our love to ourselves as often as possible. We ravage our own bodies. Our bodies are temples, but like those weird sex club temples.
Keep it up guys. You're looking great.
Keep losing every match urine too. That makes you look even better.
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 16, 2017 9:23:28 GMT -6
@alexsplayground
All I heard out of that statement was something about whacking each other off. That smacks of incest brother!
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 16, 2017 10:03:03 GMT -6
Ha What everyone says: The pistachio brothers have small penises and are insestual. lol Fgts. What Everyone means: The mustache brothers masturbate in front of each other openly and lovingly because their love and their bond has no boundaries. Because they're a family and they think and act as one unit and it is a huge reason for their success. The more you all try and cum out on top the worse you all look. This is our game for a reason. We were born to flex, fight and fuck. You all just happened across it. We are not ashamed of who we are. We love ourselves. We show our love to ourselves as often as possible. We ravage our own bodies. Our bodies are temples, but like those weird sex club temples. Keep it up guys. You're looking great. Keep losing every match urine too. That makes you look even better. Yeah, what he said! |
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 16, 2017 13:55:49 GMT -6
@alexsplayground All I heard out of that statement was something about whacking each other off. That smacks of incest brother! I didn't hear ya cumplainin' when you were balls deep in my mouth the other day. But yea, keep playin' that any of yous are better than my faggot boys. |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 16, 2017 13:56:29 GMT -6
Ma. How many times do I have to explain that I'm not gay.
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Post by Kaz on Jul 16, 2017 14:14:10 GMT -6
@thegodson
I think we gotta Norman Bates Pistachio situation on our hands here
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 20, 2017 22:20:44 GMT -6
@alexsplayground
Definately watch your back in the showers while the Bros are around that's for sure
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