Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 12:51:22 GMT -6
I'm sick and fawkin' tired of havin' to repeat myself. There was only ONE team dat shoulda been considered for those GAWD DAMN GANG BANG TITLES! And that TEAM was the Super Stache Brothers! So I'm here to offer a recunt to the fans. Except, I'm only allowin ya to vote for the team that shoulda been the numba one contendas.
Fuck Ya All
-Mama Stache
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Post by Spencer Adams on Jun 23, 2017 12:58:50 GMT -6
Why did I hire these fuckin' people again?
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 13:20:32 GMT -6
Because we are the hottest thing since Mia Khalifa
We're the longest thing since Roberto Esquivel Cabrera
We're the best sex you've ever had, Spencer and this week when we take home those gang bang titles the manscape of UTI is gonna change forever.
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Post by Damian Kaine on Jun 23, 2017 13:30:58 GMT -6
@dolphinking
Recount all you want, Darlin'. I'm in the match, whether your limp-dick losers like it or not. And Kaz and I? We walkin' out with those TAG TEAM TITLES.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 13:35:54 GMT -6
Ha. I just laughed so hard I came. You're a sexing loser and you know it. That's why you chose a dolphin. Me and biff? We're great whites. We eat cunts like you daily and nightly and ever so rightly.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 13:37:22 GMT -6
@dolphinking Recount all you want, Darlin'. I'm in the match, whether your limp-dick losers like it or not. And Kaz and I? We walkin' out with those TAG TEAM TITLES. IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 13:39:19 GMT -6
@dolphinking Recount all you want, Darlin'. I'm in the match, whether your limp-dick losers like it or not. And Kaz and I? We walkin' out with those TAG TEAM TITLES. You're a still a #Reject, no matter how much you try to talk like the Beach Crue. |
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Post by Dean Wolf on Jun 23, 2017 13:45:00 GMT -6
The Beachkrew still exists? You assholes were around when I debuted. Get a fucking life and move on.
#CoreInstituteForever
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 13:48:05 GMT -6
Why did I hire these fuckin' people again? Becawse we bring the money and we bring the fuckin' funny! Keep up, ya gawd damn cawcksucka! |
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Post by Conway on Jun 23, 2017 14:09:11 GMT -6
American Carnage didn't even debut because we heard the Super Stache Brothers were coming.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 14:10:41 GMT -6
We were cumming alright!
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Post by Karlie Nash on Jun 23, 2017 14:19:13 GMT -6
Get ready for a big Stache Attack.
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Post by Spencer Adams on Jun 23, 2017 14:19:59 GMT -6
Jesus fuck.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 14:38:25 GMT -6
Get ready for a big Stache Attack. This one knows. Mama already slapped her across the tits! |
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jun 23, 2017 15:08:02 GMT -6
Her GAWD DAMN tits!
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