Papa Stache
Developmental
Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on Jun 11, 2017 20:17:24 GMT -6
For all you roid-a-maniacs out there wondering who you should vote for in the UTI tag team title vote I call out to you, brothers, as a united. System, under Roid, indivisible and justice for the Stache, brother.
The Super Stache Brothers are the New World Organ of professional sports entertainment, brother. You can't roll them up because they don't know the meaning of the term surprise rollup. But they do know how to win and that's what they've been doing time after time brother
SO whatcha gonna do... when Biff and Buff the Super Stache Brothers go WILD in YOU!!!!!
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Post by payasoloco on Jun 11, 2017 21:56:33 GMT -6
@locolucha
Seriously. Vote ANYONE else in. Anyone. Please.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 11, 2017 22:40:34 GMT -6
Funny, Payasshole Roto.
We forceabbly entered you once, and we'll do it again.
No lube, no problem. You won't need lube where you're going.
Papa Stache speaks not only for the Super Stache Brothers but for the entire UTI Solar System. We live by a certain mantra- fight, flex and fuck.
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Post by payasoloco on Jun 11, 2017 23:52:20 GMT -6
@locolucha
First off, tiny dick, my 'partner' HANDED you that match. I would pummel both of you single-handedly in the next round.
@locolucha
Second, the only thing ANY stache male speaks for is steroids or penis enlargement pills. Since you need two bottles a sitting to FIND a dick in your drawers.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 4:28:53 GMT -6
Making assumptions about our dick size
Juvenile jokes will get you nowhere.
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Post by payasoloco on Jun 12, 2017 7:03:30 GMT -6
@locolucha
No assumptions necessary. You two whip those micro-dicks out every chance you get. Like, you seem to think people lookin at them will make them grow.
Our eyes are not Rita Repulsa's staff, numbnuts.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 8:11:21 GMT -6
Ha- we do whip them out a lot. The people want to see what we're packing. Good point Payasshole-
We would totally give Rita Repulsa our staffs if you know what I mean...
And all of you all that think that this penis talk is irrelevant, then I refer you back to the original point of this thread.
The Erection Day Pay-Per-View is coming up and there's only one way that the votes can go for those Gang Bang Titles. The Super Stache Brothers are ready to go WILD in that division. We're gonna be better than the our cousin Brent "Hit That" Ass and Jim "The Handvil" Neidass - The Ass Foundation
And his brother in law Cravey Boy Smith with his partner The Dynamite Clit- The English Bullcocks
You see- The Stache Family goes deeper than even the samoans do. Gold is in our blood just as much as there's blood in our urine- so we piss gold... do you understand?
Maybe I should say it in espanish... LA PENGA TIENE UNA MUSTACHE!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 8:12:38 GMT -6
@locolucha First off, tiny dick, my 'partner' HANDED you that match. I would pummel both of you single-handedly in the next round. Your partner Handed us something else at Mustache Manor after the show if you know what I mean. I'm talking about a hand job. |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 9:57:07 GMT -6
@locolucha First off, tiny dick, my 'partner' HANDED you that match. I would pummel both of you single-handedly in the next round. @locolucha Second, the only thing ANY stache male speaks for is steroids or penis enlargement pills. Since you need two bottles a sitting to FIND a dick in your drawers. Payasshole, You challenged us. You picked the wrong partner. We beat you. Move the fuck aside. The title shot is ours. Shut the fuck up. Biff |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 10:56:06 GMT -6
Biff- please. Remain cordials. This guy is sexed up in the head. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Pussy got no face Javier
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Post by payasoloco on Jun 12, 2017 11:01:50 GMT -6
@locolucha
The wrong partner approached me.
I'll have my moment and you'll BOTH be lying on the mat in shock.
Like any woman who drops after seeing your millimeter peters.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 11:32:52 GMT -6
Biff- please. Remain cordials. This guy is sexed up in the head. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Pussy got no face Javier Sorry, bro! I was channeling Mama for a second there. Sometimes the Biffster gets more heated than a lady's cooch after she sees his wang. His VERY BIG wang, by the way. |
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Post by payasoloco on Jun 12, 2017 12:28:53 GMT -6
@locolucha
Pretty sure the only "big wang" between the two of you is the one you take up the ass at any local glory hole.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 12:59:13 GMT -6
Big Wang was the fat Chinese chick that I banged last night, which is weird because I thought Payasshole's mom was Mexican.
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Post by payasoloco on Jun 12, 2017 13:02:01 GMT -6
@locolucha
I think your phone auto-corrected "dick".
And my mother is Venezuelan. You're probably thinking about the foreign exchange student who shoved a watermelon up your asshole.
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