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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 9, 2017 15:54:16 GMT -6
New body... Check.
New brain... Check check.
Should i go the route of... Your World Champion everyone, the lemming known as the Real Bonnie Blue.
Sea witch... Time witch... All the same.
Bonnie Blue's sex tape... Deeper Blue Sea.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 9, 2017 16:55:35 GMT -6
New body... Check. New brain... Check check. Should i go the route of... Your World Champion everyone, the lemming known as the Real Bonnie Blue. Sea witch... Time witch... All the same. Bonnie Blue's sex tape... Deeper Blue Sea. Bonnie blue sex tape Sign me up! Potential titles Minute woman Deep impact sisterhood of the traveling condom Buff and Bonnie- penetrating time |
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Jun 9, 2017 21:20:08 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breed
Well, hello there Jonathan Rabid. Perhaps, I believe that I need no introduction. Your favorite and most polarizing modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove here, but you may call yours truly, The Face of The Franchise, The Whole “F’N” Show, Mr. UCI, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of my name.
Pleased to meet you.
I just woke up from my death bed, if you will, hopped up on some antibiotics and finally saw Lazarus. And I must say that I just had to laugh. And here I thought that sound reverberating inside my head was from the transcending headache I had from a 105° temperature that I had to sweat out of my body. Who would've thought that it was coming from just another ho-hum #beachkrew redux?
Now let me get this straight. Am I really supposed to be "impressed" that my dear Bonnie Blue defeated Little Kev for the World Heavyweight Championship? After all, I was the one that predicted Little Kev’s downfall from the very beginning. Congratulations, Hardcore Queen. Way to cash-in on a line that I fed to Jimmy Garcia at Black Mass. Am I really supposed to be “intimidated” by my dear Bonnie Blue joining forces with yourself, Wade Moor, or is that More?, Jared Holmes, or whoever else that the cat drags into this, this little #beachkrew of yours? #WhereIsBeaver?
Attacking Little Kev after my dear Bonnie Blue won the World Heavyweight Championship is nothing to write home about. It was more or less just a classic reintroduction of an overrated faction that dominated third-rate talent in a second-rate organization like the WCF. Bravo, bravo!
This little #beachkrew of yours is nothing more and nothing less than just another amped up version of one of the biggest definitions of a wrestling cliché that defines any super stable in the sports entertainment business today. Eeeewww, scary!
World domination? Really, REALLY? It sounds more like the samo-samo, samo-samo he said, she said bullshit that Little Kev and his hapless bunch of dimwitted minions thought they could pull off after your #beachkrew/Pantheon hybrid chased The Brotherhood here to my organization, the United Championship Infinite. Impressive. Most impressive. HMPT!
Now, now, now! Before all of you get your panties in a bunch by preaching my doom and gloom, pie in the sky, end all, be all, end of my career like everyone else in this organization, you might have forgotten that your little #beachkrew of yours already hit me with one of your “best” shots all at once when I was a mere “rookie sensation” in a clusterfuck of a match back in that second-rate organization with third-rate talent.
AND I TOOK IT!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
SEE YOU SOON!
#THAT
#STICKTHATINYOURTROPHYCASE!
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2017 9:18:43 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breedWell, hello there Jonathan Rabid. Perhaps, I believe that I need no introduction. Your favorite and most polarizing modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove here, but you may call yours truly, The Face of The Franchise, The Whole “F’N” Show, Mr. UCI, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of my name.
Pleased to meet you.
I just woke up from my death bed, if you will, hopped up on some antibiotics and finally saw Lazarus. And I must say that I just had to laugh. And here I thought that sound reverberating inside my head was from the transcending headache I had from a 105° temperature that I had to sweat out of my body. Who would've thought that it was coming from just another ho-hum #beachkrew redux?
Now let me get this straight. Am I really supposed to be "impressed" that my dear Bonnie Blue defeated Little Kev for the World Heavyweight Championship? After all, I was the one that predicted Little Kev’s downfall from the very beginning. Congratulations, Hardcore Queen. Way to cash-in on a line that I fed to Jimmy Garcia at Black Mass. Am I really supposed to be “intimidated” by my dear Bonnie Blue joining forces with yourself, Wade Moor, or is that More?, Jared Holmes, or whoever else that the cat drags into this, this little #beachkrew of yours? #WhereIsBeaver?
Attacking Little Kev after my dear Bonnie Blue won the World Heavyweight Championship is nothing to write home about. It was more or less just a classic reintroduction of an overrated faction that dominated third-rate talent in a second-rate organization like the WCF. Bravo, bravo!
This little #beachkrew of yours is nothing more and nothing less than just another amped up version of one of the biggest definitions of a wrestling cliché that defines any super stable in the sports entertainment business today. Eeeewww, scary!
World domination? Really, REALLY? It sounds more like the samo-samo, samo-samo he said, she said bullshit that Little Kev and his hapless bunch of dimwitted minions thought they could pull off after your #beachkrew/Pantheon hybrid chased The Brotherhood here to my organization, the United Championship Infinite. Impressive. Most impressive. HMPT!
Now, now, now! Before all of you get your panties in a bunch by preaching my doom and gloom, pie in the sky, end all, be all, end of my career like everyone else in this organization, you might have forgotten that your little #beachkrew of yours already hit me with one of your “best” shots all at once when I was a mere “rookie sensation” in a clusterfuck of a match back in that second-rate organization with third-rate talent.
AND I TOOK IT!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
SEE YOU SOON!#THAT
#STICKTHATINYOURTROPHYCASE!
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Jun 10, 2017 9:44:02 GMT -6
New body... Check. New brain... Check check. Should i go the route of... Your World Champion everyone, the lemming known as the Real Bonnie Blue. Sea witch... Time witch... All the same. Bonnie Blue's sex tape... Deeper Blue Sea. @bonnie_blue Aww... you still a little salty, huh? Maybe you better channel that aggression into your match with Everest, instead of obsessing about my sex life. It's starting read creepy, bruh. |
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2017 9:44:42 GMT -6
@theripper
This company truly needs an enema. All I see is one, true champion (BB) and a shameless parade of infantile, failed carny acts. A homeless cue of idiots lined up like welfare destitute's. All trying to grab a paycheck in the crowd scene. Let's be clear here, #beachkrew wanted your title. #beachkrew took your title. We don't care about you. We don't care about your long, pointless soliloquies that discuss nonsense, or your gay prostitutes pretending to be hetro, or your Mika Myllyla (look her up) beta pleb. We don't care because we have what we want. And we will continue to take what we want...from you...until one of you shows us the respect we deserve. In fact? Fuck that! That'll never happen because not one of you has the class, the fortitude or the guts to stand up to us and provide your new World Champion with anything like a challenge.
None of you have it in you. You're nothing.
So this week, we're going to parade the UCI Heavyweight Championship on a WCF show. And then the week after that we'll do exactly the same. And the week after that. Until Spencer Adams buys our "good behavior", with new contracts that will dwarf yours. And #beachkrew ice cream bars. And a MOVIE.
The fact of the matter is this. On June 4th, we came to this pissant federation. We dominated. We took your title. None of you had the backbone to stand up to us. You've proven to Spencer Adams, and to the world, that you don't have what it takes to hang with actual main eventers. This fact remains true now, as it did then.
Bonnie Blue is your UCI WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
And there's NOTHING you can do about it.
Good. Day.
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Post by Doc Henry on Jun 10, 2017 10:43:35 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breedWell, hello there Jonathan Rabid. Perhaps, I believe that I need no introduction. Your favorite and most polarizing modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove here, but you may call yours truly, The Face of The Franchise, The Whole “F’N” Show, Mr. UCI, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of my name.
Pleased to meet you.
I just woke up from my death bed, if you will, hopped up on some antibiotics and finally saw Lazarus. And I must say that I just had to laugh. And here I thought that sound reverberating inside my head was from the transcending headache I had from a 105° temperature that I had to sweat out of my body. Who would've thought that it was coming from just another ho-hum #beachkrew redux?
Now let me get this straight. Am I really supposed to be "impressed" that my dear Bonnie Blue defeated Little Kev for the World Heavyweight Championship? After all, I was the one that predicted Little Kev’s downfall from the very beginning. Congratulations, Hardcore Queen. Way to cash-in on a line that I fed to Jimmy Garcia at Black Mass. Am I really supposed to be “intimidated” by my dear Bonnie Blue joining forces with yourself, Wade Moor, or is that More?, Jared Holmes, or whoever else that the cat drags into this, this little #beachkrew of yours? #WhereIsBeaver?
Attacking Little Kev after my dear Bonnie Blue won the World Heavyweight Championship is nothing to write home about. It was more or less just a classic reintroduction of an overrated faction that dominated third-rate talent in a second-rate organization like the WCF. Bravo, bravo!
This little #beachkrew of yours is nothing more and nothing less than just another amped up version of one of the biggest definitions of a wrestling cliché that defines any super stable in the sports entertainment business today. Eeeewww, scary!
World domination? Really, REALLY? It sounds more like the samo-samo, samo-samo he said, she said bullshit that Little Kev and his hapless bunch of dimwitted minions thought they could pull off after your #beachkrew/Pantheon hybrid chased The Brotherhood here to my organization, the United Championship Infinite. Impressive. Most impressive. HMPT!
Now, now, now! Before all of you get your panties in a bunch by preaching my doom and gloom, pie in the sky, end all, be all, end of my career like everyone else in this organization, you might have forgotten that your little #beachkrew of yours already hit me with one of your “best” shots all at once when I was a mere “rookie sensation” in a clusterfuck of a match back in that second-rate organization with third-rate talent.
AND I TOOK IT!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
SEE YOU SOON!#THAT
#STICKTHATINYOURTROPHYCASE!
@theripper tl;dr M@SouthernRogue Wow, someone was triggered... damn, talk about someone latched on that the nuts because he just can't let it go... |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 10, 2017 12:54:47 GMT -6
@realevilpaulrudd
Beach Krew movie huh? You can't do a movie without "Evil" Paul Rudd of course. I approve of this Beach Krew movie.
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Jun 10, 2017 13:19:56 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breed
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, were you looking in the mirror when talking about things coming out of your ass? The only enema anyone sees in this organization is the one coming out of your mouth. Inquiring minds really do want to know. Is that from the residual effects from being down on your knees and taking one or two or three or four from the team in that second-rate organization with third-rate talent that you are so very proud of?
You talk like #beachkrew are the greatest thing since sliced bread. But there is a reason why bakers throw away day old bread my friend. Your shtick might work on the weak-minded individuals in the WCF but this is the UCI. This is the place where the talent level and the I.Q.’s are just above what you are use to dealing with on a weakly, or is that weekly, basis in the WCF. WTF is it about that universal weak-assed WCF play book anyways that people like #beachkrew and The Brotherhood just love use when trying to get people in this organization to drink the kool-aid?
Geezus!
The fact of the matter is this. My dear Bonnie Blue WON the World Heavyweight Championship on her own merit. Simple as that. She didn't need #beachkrew to hook on and ride her coattails after the fact like you seem to believe and do every time opportunity knocks.
Parade the UCI Heavyweight Championship all you want in that second-rate organization with third-rate talent all that you want. Little Kev failed to represent, Bonnie will represent.
Business is business.
If #beachkrew is supposed to be such a group of “badass freakarellas” then why are you waiting on Spencer’s blessing like it's the age of Aquarius?
Hmmm?
Thank you for shopping.
Have a nice day.
See you soon.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Jun 12, 2017 17:18:38 GMT -6
@bonnie_blue
#WrestlingGenocide claims the next victim tonight.
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Post by Karlie Nash on Jun 12, 2017 17:48:30 GMT -6
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