Mama Mustache
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Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on May 5, 2017 14:48:19 GMT -6
So Kawlie Nash is going afta that Television Title. I'll tell you what, if she wins it, I want the first shawt because I smacked that bitch right acrawss her gawd damn tits! And I woulda done more damage if Biff's match woulda gawn lawnguh, but let me tell you somethin': Kawlie Nash can't go as lawng as I could back in '79 at Studio 54 when I was on my knees in the bathroom eatin' out Olivia Newton-Jawn while I jacked awf Jawn Travawlta!
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Papa Stache
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Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on May 5, 2017 15:15:03 GMT -6
How did Karlie Nash get the title shot when my boy Biff so easily defeated her with no help from anyone. This is a travesty of justice. The Stache Family is getting screwed again, and I'm not talking about the time back in 1984 when me and Wendy Richter had an all nighter in the storage closet at Denny's on the corner of 25th and Roosevelt in New York City and she snorted coke off my boner before I covered her in Denny's Famous Maple Syrup and liked it off her entire body inch by inch.
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 5, 2017 15:17:24 GMT -6
You both are right. This is worse than the time I was promised a threesome and then it ended up being a Devil's threeway where it was one chick and two dudes, with a third dude filming and then I made eye contact with the other guy while Eiffel towering the girl.
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Post by Biff Mustache on May 5, 2017 15:34:12 GMT -6
Oh oh, lemme try, lemme try!
This is like that time I had sex with...um...that girl and...um...we did...um...that thing while...um...yeah...
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 5, 2017 15:59:31 GMT -6
I totally remember that time, Biff. Oh ya!
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 5, 2017 19:03:37 GMT -6
Go pump each other freaks.
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 5, 2017 20:00:22 GMT -6
We help each other get our pump off every day.
The mustache mantra is flex, fight and fuck... I've already done two of them today. You wanna help with the third?
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 5, 2017 20:03:36 GMT -6
Hello idiot, I'm Gay.
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 5, 2017 20:13:07 GMT -6
Oh, you misunderstood. I've already fucked and fought today. I was gonna flex for you. Here I go...
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 5, 2017 20:15:19 GMT -6
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Papa Stache
Developmental
Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on May 5, 2017 20:18:46 GMT -6
Oh yea, brother. I gotta get my flex off too  Look how big that show is. You know what they say about guys with big shoes, brother. |
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on May 5, 2017 20:20:02 GMT -6
Oh gawd, you and that shoe again. How many times do I have to tell you to stay outta my closet!
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 5, 2017 20:32:13 GMT -6
More My Style. She can Flex for me anytime.  |
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Post by Biff Mustache on May 5, 2017 21:41:11 GMT -6
All this lesbo talk is about to make me overdraw on my spank bank!
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on May 6, 2017 7:54:01 GMT -6
More My Style. She can Flex for me anytime. How did you get that picture of me from 1980 when me and George Michael had a trist on the shore of Thailand. He named the band WHAM! After our love making session. |
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