|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:04:10 GMT -6
Introduction
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to Overload ladies and gentlemen, coming to you live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! What a show Infinity was, if you missed it you'll want to...
All of the lights go out in the arena. After a few screams from the crowd, 'Where Are Ü Now' by Jack Ü blares over the PA System. Blue and pink fireworks erupt at the entrance ramp as the crowd pops. When the lights come back on, Beaver stands at the top of the entrance ramp with his arms raised. He looks out into the crowd, first to the left and then to the right. The roar from the audience is near deafening.
Crowd: WE BEAV-LIEVE! WE BEAV-LIEVE! WE BEAV-LIEVE!
Jimmy Garcia: And there he is, folks! Toronto's very own, Dustin Beaver, who returned to action as a surprise entrant at the very beginning of the Infinity match! He managed to survive the whole darn thing and pull off one of the most surprising victories UCI has ever seen!
Gravedigger: There he is! The Great Beaver! The Supreme Beavliever! He proved all of the non-Beavlievers wrong when he entered the Infinity match and won the damn thing! We love you, Beaver!
Beavs makes his way down the entrance ramp, he alternates which side of the ramp he walks on, high fiving the fans in the front row.
Jimmy Garcia: It was truly a sight to behold watching this young man survive such a grueling match all the way through and secure the victory at the very end. If there was ever a time to 'Beavlieve' it was during that match.
Gravedigger: I've Beavlieved in this kid since day fucking 1, Jimmy! He went out there at Infinity and did what he was born to do, and that's be a fucking winner!
After crawling through the ropes, Dustin walks over to the other side of the ring and calls for a microphone from the timekeepers table. Beavs gets his microphone and waits for the crowd to quiet down enough for him to talk, which takes quite awhile.
Dustin Beaver: Damn, does it feel good to be back home!
The crowd explodes once more.
Crowd: WEL-COME HOME! WEL-COME HOME! WEL-COME HOME!
Dustin Beaver: And not only is it good to be back home in beautiful TO, but it's also good to be back home here in UCI!
Crowd popping continues.
Dustin Beaver: I know a lot of you may have forgotten because it has been so long, but I was here at UCI on day one. I was one of the several major star wrestlers who brought their talents here when we heard this organization was starting up. Now I left for a little while, but I assure you, it was for a good reason. I was overseas trying to help make the world a better place by helping people to rebuild their homes and towns, trying to help restore their way of life.
The crowd cheers Beaver's worthy excuse for leaving.
Dustin Beaver: Now I'll be the first to admit, I got a little soft just before my temporary departure from this company. I wasn't the best Great Beaver in the ring that I knew I could be. But being away from all of this did me a lot of good. I realized that I can still be the good person away from the squared circle, trying to help people, volunteering my time to worthy causes. But when I step between these ropes...
Dustin's face twists into one of viciousness and ferocity.
Dustin Beaver: But when I'm in this ring, I can be as violent, as nasty and as unpredictable as I want to be. I can hurt people and do what it takes to win because that's what this business is all about!
Jimmy Garcia: He certainly proved that during the Infinity Match, Beaver looked like a man possessed in that match!
Gravedigger: You're damn right he did! He's THE Dustin Fuckin' Beaver!
Dustin Beaver: And now with my victory in the Infinity match, I face the current UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Kevin Bishop, at Beyond.
Beaver's hometown crowd has a mixed reaction at hearing the champ's name.
Dustin Beaver: Mr. Bishop may think I've been ignoring the garbage he's been spewing out on social media, but I've sure as hell seen it. So he wants to claim to be the king of UCI, huh? That's fine with me. You see there's a difference between being the Supreme Beavliever and being a king. All of my Beavlievers out there are my equals, they go out there and achieve everyday. I don't discourage them from being the best they can be, and when they see me doing what I do in this ring, they get motivated to go out there and conquer whatever life throws at them. That's why they call me the Supreme Beavliever, not because I'm their superior, but because I'm their symbol of hope!
Crowd: WE BEAV-LIEVE! WE BEAV-LIEVE! WE BEAV-LIEVE!
Dustin Beaver: Being a king, Bishop holds his subjects down, forces them to bend a knee to a cause they might not even fully understand. This is no way to treat your fans, this is no way to treat people period!
The crowd boos as Beavs looks down at the mat and chuckles.
Dustin Beaver: But you know what, guys? There's something about kings that I think Mr. Bishop forgot...
Dustin walks over to the camera in front of him, getting his face with its intense, serious expression as close as he can.
Dustin Beaver: ALL KINGS FALL. You will be no different, Bishop. At Beyond, I'm going to show you everything the full powered Great Beaver is capable of. And when it's all said and done, the 'king' will be slain and the all of the Beavlievers will rise to their rightful position at the top. I haven't returned to UCI to let the Beavlievers down, I've returned to show the world that I'm the best, that we're the best. You're looking at the next UCI World Heavyweight Champion, you can BEAVLIEVE THAT.
Beavs drops the microphone on the mat and jumps down from the ring. As Beaver walks back down the entrance ramp, special guest GM, Drake, appears from the back, smiling at Dustin from ear to ear. The two meet at the top of the entrance ramp, where Drake holds up Beaver's arm and points at him. The crowd pops one last time as the scene fades out. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:06:22 GMT -6
Hunter Updegraff vs Captain Zero
“Superhero” by Simon Curtis plays over the PA, and the crowd immediately begins to cheer. Captain Zero runs out onto the entrance ramp throwing out hard candy for the children.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring first, weighing one hundred seventy five pounds, Captain Zero!
The crowd cheers for their beleaguered hero, as he rolls under the bottom rope. He stands in the corner, waiting for his opponent as the music dies.
“Cocaine” by the Dayton family plays, as Hunter Updegraff stumbles out onto the entrance ramp, a scantily clad woman under either arm.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, from Los Angeles California, weighing two hundred forty pounds… Hunter Updegraff!’
He slides into the ring, and hands his fur coat to a ringside attendant, before throwing a few shadow punches. The referee gives them a quick reading of the rules, and signals for the bell to ring. Hunter immediately starts working Zero over with rights and lefts, backing him into the corner with little resistance.
Jimmy Garcia: Hunter with the clear size advantage, but Captain Zero has more experience. Should be an interesting match up.
Gravedigger: Yeah, well right now, Hunter is cramming Captain Zero’s experience right back up his ass.
Hunter whips Zero into the opposite corner, and follows him across, hitting him with a vicious splash. Captain Zero stumbles out of the corner, and Hunter bounces off the ropes, hitting him with a nasty big boot to the side of the head.
Jimmy Garcia: Impressive start for a man who was once known as UCI’s resident party boy.
Gravedigger: Don’t let his love of a good time fool you. Hunter Updegraff is a fighter, as he’s showing us here. I think Captain Zero might be in trouble.
Hunter drags the man to his feet, and whips him into the ropes. On the rebound, Updegraff lifts Zero and hits him with a twisting spinebuster. He jumps up in celebration, as Zero writhes around on the mat. Hunter lifts him up again, this time tucking his head, and grabbing the back of his tight. He pulls up, and drops down, hitting Captain Zero with a nasty stump puller piledriver.
Jimmy Garcia: EMF! And that might be all!
Gravedigger: What does EMF stand for?
Jimmy Garcia: I can assure you, I have no idea.
...1!
...2!
...3!
Hunter stands up, and his hand is raised by the ref, as he is joined in the ring by his two female companions. They dance to Hunter’s music, as Taylor Lorde announces his victory.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner… Hunter Updegraff!
‘
Hunter takes the microphone from her.
Hunter: Hey! Hey! Cut my music!
The music stops, but the girls keep dancing.
Hunter: Listen up y’all. This is Kind Koopa Bloopa, AKA Party Train, AKA Big Daddy Cocaine, AKA the white Dennis Rodman, AKA General Cray Cray! I’m back, and I’m bringin’ the party back to UCI, baby! Y’all better get ready! Ain’t no party like a Hunter Updegraff party, because a Hunter Updegraff party usually gets shut down by the cops! What what!
He drops the mic, and his music starts up again, as he dances with the girls over the fallen body of Captain Zero. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:09:10 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match NegaSonik vs Ray Burnett vs Cordelia Malice
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back To UCI Overload, in Air Canada Centre Toronto. We have a special guest in the Crowd today, MR Liam Hemsworth!
The camera pans over to the actor who waves.
Taylor Lorde:Introducing first representing the Brotherhood, NegaSoniK!!!
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance plays as NegasoniK comes out very slowly swaying side to side to the beat, he slowly walks to the arena with a devious grin on his face, he walks down to Liam and trash talks him before dodging a smack by the actor and continuing to the ring apron.
He gets on to the ring apron he slowly crawls up onto the apron,after sitting on his knees for 3 minutes examining the crowd he throws his head back laughing. Then he stands up and flips over the ropes running to the corner, climbing the turnbuckle, where he throws his hands up and then backflips from the turnbuckle.
Gravedigger: Liam is gunna end up killing that little punk.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing next from Chattanooga, Tennessee, Ray Burnett!!
The 'Scorpione' emerges from behind a cloud of grey smoke, glowing an aqua blue under the black-light lit walkway with a daunting glare, smiling with a cheeky grin as a scorpion crawls around his neck and down his arm into his hand.
Cordelia Malice wearing a full length leather duster steps out to a single spotlight then the music begins to play. It builds to a crescendo and she raises her head and smiles while petting her cat Misty. She slowly walks down to the music and gets to the ring. She puts her cat down gingerly on a stool waiting for the feline. She sits there looking around as Cordelia walks up the steps and climbs under the bottom rope into the ring. She removes her coat and hands it to a runner by ringside and speaks to her cat giving her commands as she waits for the match to begin
Taylor Lorde: Introducing lastly Cordelia Malice!
The bell sounds and NSK rolls out of the ring and talks more trash from afar to Liam. Cordelia and Ray lock up, Malice gets the upper hand and transitions into a side headlock. She slams the man over in a headlock takedown and applies pressure to the hold.
Jimmy Garcia: NSK is avoiding the match all together while Malice lives up to her namesake and is stomping a mud hole into Ray Burnett.
Gravedigger: Typical Brotherhood scared they going be beaten so run and hide.
Ray fires back a few punches and escapes the hold. The two exchange blow but dont see the teen sneak in from behind.
Jimmy Garcia: Shoryuken! Shoryuken from behind sending Ray Burnett crashing to the outside!
Gravedigger: What the fuck you just call that jumping uppercut?
Jimmy Garcia: It's from street fighter.
Meanwhile Malice and NSK are exchanging blows. Malice whips Nega into the corner.
Gravedigger: Malice lands the running boot followed by a bulldog.
1
2
Kickoout!
Burnett tries to climb back into the ring and is attacked by Misty knocking him back down to the ground. Malice raises NSK up and goes for a gut kick but Nsk moves and nails a sambo suplex on the woman.
Jimmy Garcia: Bikini Bottom!
Gravedigger: Does this faggot name all his moves?
Jimmy Garcia: I believe so.
Before the boy could go for the pin Malice rolled out the ring. The teen rolls out to get her but is sideswiped by Burnett who turns him inside out with a closeline.
Gravedigger: What a match, Malice just whipped Burnett back into the ring. Stomps The hood rat a few times before ascending the turnbuckle.
NSK stands up but is blindsided by a chair shot from Liam Hemsworth who now stand over the boy.
Jimmy Garcia: Wow Liam Hemsworth just took out NegaSoniK!!
Gravedigger: That little punk deserved it, shouldn't be messing with a man's fiance.
Jimmy Garcia: Twisted Malice to Ray Burnett!!!! Here comes the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Cordelia Malice!
Gravedigger: My baby girl wins it again! YES! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:10:13 GMT -6
Second Theme Song of UCI Presents: Beyond
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:14:01 GMT -6
Golden Ticket Qualifier Damian Kaine vs Bolas de Arana
Taylor Lorde: The following match is a Golden Ticket qualifier scheduled for one fall!
The guitar riffs of “Caffeine” by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams brings the crowd to their feets. As the song moves along, Damian Kaine runs to the stage, hopping around before dashing down the ramp and sliding under the bottom rope.
Kaine hops to his feet, and immediately climbs the corner, backflipping off of the top rope. He then removes his vest and settles in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Jimmy Garcia: Big debut at Infinity for this man, definitely carrying a lot of buzz with him in UCI!
Gravedigger: Well, Bishop’s Brotherhood is well known for a reason and signing Damian Kaine? HUGE signing by Spencer!
"Smooth Criminal" starts and the crowd goes wild as the Worlds Favorite Jackass comes out to a roar. He raises his hands in the air, does a double fist pump and runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He practically slides to the middle, striking a sexy "I'm on a bear skin rug" pose, before bouncing up and climbing a turnbuckle to the roar of his fans. He walks to the ref, shakes his hand, sticks some Monopoly money in his hand and walks away, the mask winking at the crowd as he points out pretty women and happy children in the crowd and waves to them.
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t sleep on this man either, always a fan favorite and for good reason!
Gravedigger: It’s a technical throwdown waiting to happen in this one, the first of four Golden Ticket qualifiers!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine after Bolas here, spinning chop to the side of the head!
Gravedigger: Excellent awareness by Damian Kaine as he ducks underneath that one.
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine weaving behind here, sleeper hold applied!
Gravedigger: Bolas thrashing around here with Kaine trying to slow the pace, possibly take Bolas out of his element.
Jimmy Garcia: Elbow to the gut from Bolas!
Gravedigger: That one connects hard, but Kaine right back at it with the hip toss.
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine leaning back into the pin attempt, hooking the leg!
1!
Gravedigger: Bolas flipping the weight, pin attempt of his own.
1!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Double kip up!
Gravedigger: We’re right back to square one!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas springing off the ropes, ducks the clothesline from Kaine!
Gravedigger: Coming back here and he ducks another.
Jimmy Garcia: Tornado DDT from Bolas!
1!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Bolas yanking up on Damian’s hair now, some vicious strikes to the face!
Jimmy Garcia: Crowd fired up here as Bolas looks to seize control, taking to the top rope!
Gravedigger: Waiting for Kaine to get up!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine scouts it, leaping forward to stop the onslaught!
Gravedigger: Kaine up after him!
Jimmy Garcia: Hurricanrana from the top rope!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: You would think Kaine may look to make the cover, but I think he’s interested in the top rope as well!
Jimmy Garcia: 450 splash on the way!
Gravedigger: Kaine tucks himself for the big landing!
Jimmy Garcia: NO!!
Gravedigger: My god! Nasty counter!
Jimmy Garcia: Those chants continuing as Bolas manages to get the foot up and Kaine’s jaw just collides with the boot!
Gravedigger: Kaine drops like a ton of bricks there and Bolas with the roll up now!
1!
2!
NO!
Jimmy Garcia: How?!
Gravedigger: Bolas damn near takes his head off and still, DK manages to hang on!
Jimmy Garcia: This is how we see so many Overload matches go, especially with opportunity like this on the line!
Gravedigger: Pulling out all the stops immediately, great strategy!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas pushing up here, trying to pull a limp Damian Kaine to his feet as well!
Gravedigger: Kaine struggling to stand, Bolas with the wicked grin on his face as he goes running once again.
Jimmy Garcia: Two eggs over easy!
Gravedigger: Definitely not a spot you want to be in!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas back up, fans cheering as Kaine is left with what I’m sure is a bad taste in his mouth!
Gravedigger: Standing on that turnbuckle here, getting the crowd hyped up.
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine is not happy as he makes his way to his feet here!
Gravedigger: Bolas yanked off the turnbuckle, Kaine grabbing hold here!
Jimmy Garcia: Running up the corner!
Gravedigger: CHECKMATE!
Jimmy Garcia: Pin attempt, is this it?!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, Damian Kaine!
Gravedigger: Looks like The Brotherhood will have some representation in the Golden Ticket match!
Jimmy Garcia: Smart victory there, fun show put on between both men though! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:15:55 GMT -6
Tag Team Match Barbed Wire Bastards vs Teo Del Sol/Andre Jenson
We cut to the ring where Eric Edge and Stevie Mayhem are seen pacing back and forth with matching looks of anger on their faces while they wait for the competition.
Jimmy Garcia: Definitely not the happiest two competitors on the roster!
Gravedigger: Top five dead or alive right here. Show some respect!
A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasyland of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend".
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air with Andre Jenson following just behind him! With a deep bow and a flourish, the two begin making their way to the ring. They leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as they does so. The crowd offers appreciative applause and chants as the two men roll under the ropes into the ring.
They turns towards the turnbuckle and hop to the top of adjacent corners of the ring, raising fists up before dropping off the turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: Big challenge here for BWB against what is soon to be one of UCI’s fastest rising tag teams!
DING DING DING!
Gravedigger: Looks like Eric and Jenson will start this one off!
Jimmy Garcia: Staredown here and a big slap across the face from Eric Edge, no respec show towards Jenson!
Gravedigger: Andre Jenson ramming him back to his own corner now, that one knocking Stevie off to the outside.
Jimmy Garcia: Jenson dragging Eric towards his own corner now, tag made to Teo!
Gravedigger: Eric Edge lifted up in suplex position, going for a Natural 20 as Teo takes to the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: Wicked combination! Natural 20 from Jenson as Teo hits the Habanero High Dive, landing on Eric’s back!
Gravedigger: Teo rolls him over, cover here!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winners of this match, Teo del Sol and Andre Jenson!
Jimmy Garcia: THAT is how you execute in a tag match, absolutely flawless!
Gravedigger: Quick work made of the Barbed Wire Bastards and an impressive showing by these two, sending a message to the tag division! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:16:51 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:18:44 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Demarcus Jordan © vs Bad News Brawler
Taylor Lorde: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the UCI Television Championship! Already inside the ring, Bad News Brawler!
#1 by Nelly blares over the PA system as DeMarcus comes out and does a superman pose on the stage. He walks down the ramp, taking his time, talking shit to the fans and whatnot. He walks up the steps and steps in the ring, he does another pose as his music dies out.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia! At six feet, five inches tall, weighing in at 225. He is the UCI Television Champion, Demarcus Jordan!
Ding Ding Ding!
Brawler charges straight for Jordan, but Jordan ducks out of the way and, upon turning around, catches him with the Number One. He pins him.
1…
2…
3!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and STILL the UCI Television Champion, Demarcus Jordan!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: That was quick. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:20:51 GMT -6
Casey Holliday Segment
"Overload" returns from a commercial break and the UCI Toronto fans are getting ready for some more action. However, said action isn't what they are going to get quite yet as "Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits. The fans immediately boo quite loudly as UCI Rising Stars Champion Casey Holliday comes out and of course, she is very arrogant and obnoxious, carrying the confidence that the championship around her waist gives her.
Jimmy Garcia: Casey Holliday is in action later tonight against Saint Remi, but it appears she has something to say right now. She's talking about how tonight, she's going to take the next step to what she considers the promised land.
Gravedigger: Beating Saint Remi would definitely go a long way toward doing that.
Jimmy Garcia: That is, if she competes tonight. After all, the last time a "thug rapper", as Casey put it, was a guest GM, she walked out of the match without competing in it.
Gravedigger: Since when is Drake a "thug"? Drake is as ghetto as your own mother!
Casey enters the ring, being showered with boos as she grabs a microphone, soaks in the reaction from the fans and begins to speak.
Casey: I'm going to get this out of the way. No, I am NOT going to "walk out" just because Drake is the guest GM. I mean... really.... Drake isn't a gangster, he's a whack ass wannabe just like the entire country of Canada!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gravedigger: Well, that settles that!
Casey: Now then, before I get down to business, I want a referee out here, RIGHT NOW!
Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute, what? Casey's not scheduled to face Remi until much later in the night. Why does she want a referee out now?
Right on cue, a referee does run down the ramp and into the ring.
Gravedigger: Whatever Casey has in mind, it's got to be big. Maybe she's about to do an open challenge for the Rising Stars title right here, right now!
Casey: I'll start off with the obvious. I am the greatest UCI Rising Stars Champion of ALL TIME! Longest reign, most defenses! I have beaten them ALL in this division: Abigail Lindsay, Sebastian Reid, Dion Necurat, Mikey Carson, John Ojeda, Ray Burnett and three other guys! I have even beaten people from other divisions like DeMarcus Jordan, Bolas De Arana and Albion Enigma of the TV division! The Guardians, every single one of them, are SCARED OF ME after I singlehandedly took them to the limit in tag team action in the main event a few weeks ago! I have accomplished everything that I could as the Rising Stars champion, and at Infinity, I not only finished in the final five, I outlasted ALL the other champions that were in that match. So, with Beyond on the way, I had a decision to make. I can go to that event, put the exclamation point on my historic reign and beat five other newcomers to retain this title, continue to dominate, the whole nine yards. Or... I can go for it all at Beyond and reach for something even bigger. You see, UCI is having qualifying matches for the Golden Ticket match and honestly? I'm sick to my stomach! What the hell has Karlie Nash done to deserve a chance to qualify? Why is Erin Fausse being graced with this opportunity after I eliminated her from the Infinity match? Why are we giving Bonnie Blue yet ANOTHER fucking chance to reach a pinnacle that she never will? How can Damien "New to the Block" Kingston get an opportunity like this before me? How can I be passed up for a chance in favor of someone I've beaten in Bolas De Arana and another new guy on the block in Damian Kaine? It's a TRAVESTY! But... that's okay, I'm not going to rant about any of that, because it doesn't matter that much. I have the power to fix this and THIS title...
Casey unstraps the Rising Stars Championship from her waist and raises it above her head, before straddling it over her shoulder.
Casey: ...is the key to that power! In case you're not up to speed, I, as the Rising Stars Champion, have a special privilege to automatically qualify for the Golden Ticket match at Beyond! And, in order to actually USE this special privilege, sacrifices have to be made and that's why I wanted you out here, referee, because this sacrifice I am about to make to automatically qualify for the Golden Ticket match, it IS difficult, but it must be done and I ask that you carry out your duty and nothing more. So... you can have this championship....
The crowd gasps in shock, some of them are heard booing what is happening as Casey hands the referee the UCI Rising Stars Championship.
Jimmy Garcia: WOW!!!! This is Celeste Mallory and Killing Floor all over again!
Casey: ...because as of this moment, I am trading in my Rising Stars Championship for an automatic spot in the Golden Ticket match at Beyond and on that night, I WILL win that Golden Ticket to the promised land and I WILL become the UCI World Champion after that! I have accomplished everything possible with the Rising Stars Championship, but now it's time to take the next step and go for it all, and that's exactly what I have done! Let it be known that NOBODY was EVER good enough to dethrone the greatest UCI Rising Stars champion you will ever have!
Casey drops the microphone and walks out of the ring, leaving the Rising Stars Championship with an understandably confused referee.
Jimmy Garcia: Golden Ticket, like Killing Floor, is a match where the Rising Stars champion can trade in the title for an automatic spot and that's exactly what Casey's done here. It's a superficial move, pulling this before someone could beat her for the title.
Gravedigger: Superficial? It's BRILLIANT! Casey had nothing left to prove as the Rising Stars champion. She's proven she's beyond the clusterfuck madness, pardon the pun, and now she's going to aim for it all! It's about time she decided to take the next step in my opinion.
Jimmy Garcia: So now Casey Holliday is in the Golden Ticket match at Beyond. Can she pull it off against the stiffest competition she'll face yet? And what will happen now with the Rising Stars Championship? I'm sure we'll get our answers on that very soon! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:22:34 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:26:05 GMT -6
Golden Ticket Qualifier Damien Kingston vs Julian Mercury
Taylor Lorde: The following is a Golden Ticket qualifier scheduled for one fall!
The arena was filled with the chatter and the buzz from the fans in attendance. Each of them were on the edge of their seat waiting for the next bit of action to take place. In that very moment the opening guitar riffs to “The Vengeful One” by Disturbed proceeded to start filling the speakers within the arena. Hearing that song had quickly garnered a response from those in attendance and it wasn’t a very good response by any means, In fact the boos were getting so loud that it was beginning to drown out the music. Only a few short seconds later did the self proclaimed “Man of Liberty” himself, Damien Kingston come walking out on stage.
He had an all black zip up hoodie with the hood up. Making his way to the center of the stage he proceeded to drop down on both of his knees. Remaining there for just a couple of seconds before both of Kingston’s arms proceeded to raise up on either side of him. Along with that Kingston began to tilt his head back a little bit as well. Almost like he was forcing the audience to bask in his glory. Maybe even implying that they should bow down before him. As one should have expected the boos proceeded to just get louder. On cue Kingston pushed himself up to his feet and began to walk down the ramp.
Keeping his hood up and a glare in his eyes while he gave some of the fans on the ramp way some of the dirtiest looks anyone had ever seen. After reaching the ringside area Kingston pulled himself up on the apron. Standing up and making his way towards the nearest corner. That’s where he proceeded to climb the ropes on the outside all the way up to the second rung of ropes. Reaching up and yanking his hood off. He slowly raised his hands in the air as the crowd responded with heavier and louder boos. All of which seemed to unphase the man. Kingston then leaped from the top rope into the ring. Unzipping his hoodie with his music starting to fade out and business was about to pick up.
Jimmy Garcia: Damien Kingston is a very outspoken individual, but definitely someone who backs it up in the ring!
Gravedigger: He’s made his presence known in little time, definitely someone on the way up in UCI!
The arena goes silent as golden words flash over a pitch black background on the titantron.
"Bear witness to the Dream Killer."
The words fade away as the opening of "The Future Is Now" plays, earning an onslaught of jeers and insults as the elegant Julian Mercury makes his way out from the backstage area, amused smile spread over his face as he saunters down the entrance ramp.
"They said there was no way... but they forgot the black hole in the sky.
"Yesterday is nothing... I have half a life to rewrite.
"Flying into this future... I will let the science bring the change.
"This will be the final cure... I am gonna take the past away."
Stylish as ever, Julian paces up a set of steel steps, positioning himself on the apron before stepping through the top and middle ropes cleanly. Upon entering the ring, he stops to bow politely to each side of the audience, smug smile present over his face as he retreats the corner to stretch.
Jimmy Garcia: Here’s another man looking to cement alpha status around here!
Gravedigger: Julian Mercury is exactly that and you can feel the hunger here between both he and Damien Kingston tonight!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Both men circling each other, trying to scout out the other man!
Gravedigger: These two are coming in with very similar mindsets and are both very smart between the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Tie up here, Damien Kingston pushing Mercury towards the corner!
Gravedigger: Kingston pressing his forearm under the chin, referee trying to keep the match in order of course.
Jimmy Garcia: Foot stomp there by Kingston, playing dirty right out of the gate!
Gravedigger: Ref backing him off, but Mercury quick to take advantage.
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury pushing off the bottom turnbuckle with a forearm to the head of Damien Kingston, that one knocking him down a bit!
Gravedigger: Kingston back up.
Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut from Kingston, lifting Mercury up for a scoop slam!
Gravedigger: Mercury with his feet on the ropes, trying to escape out of it.
Jimmy Garcia: Cutter from Kingston, the feet on the top rope perfectly scouted!
Gravedigger: Cover from him!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston positioning him into the sitting position now, quick to stay on the attack!
Gravedigger: Basement dropkick from Kingston and another cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Bit of frustration in the eyes of Kingston, yanking Mercury back to his feet!
Gravedigger: Kingston with the arms wrapped, going for the German.
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury rolling over though, landing on his feet!
Gravedigger: Backstabber from Mercury and a cover!
1!
2!
NO!
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury back up with the quick 180 turn of the momentum there, running off the ropes now!
Gravedigger: Running shooting star press!
Jimmy Garcia: NO! Kingston with the knees up!
Gravedigger: That’s taking a risk and it NOT working out in your favor!
Jimmy Garcia: You have to respect the mindset there though!
Gravedigger: Kingston pushing back to his feet, stalking Mercury!
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury appears hurt as Damien lifts him up for the spike piledriver!
Gravedigger: Attempting that Justice for All!
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury rolling through though, but no pin attempt as Kingston is quick to push out!
Gravedigger: Both men following through to their feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Rotation from Mercury, catching Kingston off guard!
Gravedigger: DREAM KILLER!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston goes down, Mercury with the pin!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, Julian Mercury!
Gravedigger: Hard hitting, fast paced action with the best effort given by both men!
Jimmy Garcia: With that, we’ll be seeing The Dream Killer in the Golden Ticket match at Beyond! |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:29:06 GMT -6
Alex Richards vs Petrov 2.0
Alex Richards:... and the producers said 'Wow, that's a lot... what do you call yourselves?" And the man said, "The Aristocats... I mean Aristocrats... fuck, let me stat over.
Taylor Lorde: Please don't.
Jimmy Garcia: That might have been the most vile and repulsive thing I've ever heard in my life. Well, welcome back folks. As you can see Alex Richards is in the ring and has been for about 5 minutes regaling us with his... lets call it humor.
Gravedigger: He's trying to get his screen time in because he knows how quickly he's going to be beaten this week as Petrov 2.0 comes out!
Jimmy Garcia: 2.0 because Kraven Killjoy literally decapitated him last week at Infinity but for some reason he has returned and he looks more robot than man now.
Gravedigger: As the match begins let me tell you all the science that went into reanimating Petrov. First his head was recovered immediately and put on ice. His body was brought to the finest doctors in all of Southern West Virginia and they placed electrodes into his temples reanimating his brain. However they had to find a way to...
Jimmy Garcia: And it's over.
Gravedigger: No, there's so much left to the story.
Jimmy Garcia: No... the match. It's over. Richards hit the Zimquila Hangover and the referee counted to three.
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match... ALEX RICHARDS!
Gravedigger: What the hell!?!?
"Freak like Me" by Halestorm plays as Cordelia Malice comes out the entrance ramp. Alex Richards gives her a once over as he walks past her. Before she gets to the ring Guest GM Drake comes out to address them.
Drake: Girl, you got to be kidding me. Every week you out here messing with my man P 2.0 and you really ain't got no good reason.
Cordelia looks over at Drake and then at PEtrov who has grabbed a microphone of his own.
Malice: He is an evil Russian Mob leader and he was sent here my Vladimir Putin himself to Infiltrate the American Government and...
Petrov: I not Russian.
He said in a thick Russian Accent.
Drake: Whatcu talking about, Petrov?
Petrov: It very disconcerting that you think Petrov Russian. Petrov not Russian, Petrov Fuck You Mean Hometown, You Hometownian. It small sovereign nation approximately 1 acre large in center of Russia. I happen to have map on bluetooth to play on big screen.
Petrov pulls out a USB drive and on the big screen a Google maps view of Russia shows and zooms into a small plot of land with a Moderately sized house and clearly marked on the mailbox. Also on the picture is Petrov shirtless riding a horse on the front yard.
Petrov: Petrov not Russian, Petrov not American... Petrov say Fuck You government.
Malice: No shit?
Petrov: No shit.
Drake: No shit!
Malice: Well... should we fight anyway?
Crowd: YES YES YES YES!
Drake: Yes... in 2 weeks it will be Cordelia Malice vs Petrov 2.0 in a 'Fuck you mean hometown, you hometownian Strap Match!" The rules are the same as a regular strap match, but since one of you is from Fuck You Mean Hometown, You Hometown then the match is called...
Malice: I get it! I'm from Helltown, Ohio... wouldn't that be an easier name for the match. A Helltownian Strap Match?
Drake: THE MATCH HAS BEEN MADE... Girl... now if you don't mind, I'm working on my freestyle for my Rap Battle with a former GM Eminem I gots coming up!
Jimmy Garcia: Well folks, there you have it. What can only be described as the feud of February 2017 is coming to a head in 2 weeks time. But lets not let this distract from the fact that Alex Richards has won another match, and not let his defeat at the hands of Kevin Bishop slow him down. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:30:00 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:33:02 GMT -6
Golden Ticket Qualifier Erin Fausse vs Karlie Nash
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Golden Ticket qualifier!
The lights in the arena slowly die out, leaving only a lone spotlight shining on the ramp as "Ave Maria" begins to play faintly over the speakers. Erin Fausse emerges from behind the curtain with a wide smile on her face, though she recoils, slightly perturbed at the chorus of boos that greet her. She shakes her head and makes her way down to the ring, ascending the steps and stepping under the middle rope before making her way to her corner.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, from Oskaloosa, IA: Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: I have not gotten used to seeing Fausse here again.
Gravedigger: Well you best start; seems like she's here to stay.
Jimmy Garcia: Which does not bode well for the rest of the roster.
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner.
Taylor Lorde: And her opponent, from St. Paul, Minnesota: Karlie Nash!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash of course coming into this match on the wings of an exceptional showing at Infinity. That definitely should give her some momentum.
Gravedigger: Yeah, but she's still gotta be pissed that she didn't--
The referee calls for the bell, which winds up cutting the esteemed color commentator off mid-sentence.
Gravedigger: Yo this guy better not do that shit again. I'll fuckin' cut him. Buhleedat.
The two circle each other in the center of the ring to start off the match. Nash lunges forward to tie up with the smaller woman, but Fausse backs away, winding up a few inches away from the ropes. A grin spreads across her face as she continues to circle around Karlie.
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse is waving at Nash, almost as if to say 'hey, I'm over here'.
Gravedigger: I love it, Jimmy!
Nash closes the distance and lunges forward again. This time she succeeds backs Fausse into the corner with little resistance. Fausse throws her arms down to her sides as Nash drives her forearm into Fausse's throat, extending her neck over the top turnbuckle at an awkward angle. The referee gets inbetween the women and tries to pry them apart. Nash acquiesces to the official's request, backing away from the corner, only to catch an open-handed slap for her troubles.
Jimmy Garcia: Can't say I understand Fausse's strategy in the early goings here, 'Digger. Seems like she's just trying to annoy Karlie.
Gravedigger: She's trying to get Nash to make a mistake. Idiot.
The smirk on Fausse's face is promptly wiped away as Nash fires back with a huge forearm smash that sends Fausse to her knees for a second, before she falls over onto her side. Fausse rolls over onto her stomach, seemingly in a daze from that blow and Nash reaches down, yanking the puny weakling up to a vertical base by her hair. Nash shoves Fausse into the corner and delivers a series of forearm smashes, each more vicious than the last. The ref once again gets inbetween the pair and has to physically pry Nash away.
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse is out on her feet here.
Fausse stumbles out of the corner, right into Nash's clutches. Nash lifts her up and drops her with a sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring, staying in position for the pin - not even bothering to hook the leg.
1
2
Jimmy Garcia: Kickout by Erin Fausse!
Gravedigger: You always hook the leg, Jimmy! Always!
Nash doesn't miss a beat as she hops right back to her feet and hits the ropes. On the rebound she leaps up into the air, looking for a knee drop.
Gravedigger: And she crashes and burns!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse rolled out of the way at the last possible second.
Fausse pushes herself to her feet, her apparent daze worn off by now. Nash springs back up immediately after hitting nothing but mat. The two approach each other cautiously, and Fausse gets the first blow in with a forearm to the jaw, potentially as payback for Nash's earlier assault. Nash however, appears unfazed.
Jimmy Garcia: It seems that, for all of the mind games she's been trying to play so far, Fausse hasn't been able to get out of the starting gate.
Gravedigger: Nash just may have her number.
Fausse throws another forearm, without any change in outcome. Nash grabs ahold of her opponent's arm and whips Fausse into the ropes. As Fausse hits the ropes and rebounds, Nash charges forward, looking for a lariat. Fausse sees it coming however, and ducks, launching her shoulder into Nash's right leg! Nash falls to the mat, clutching the area around her knee as Fausse gets back to her feet.
Jimmy Garcia: That did not look pretty!
Without missing a beat, Fausse rolls Nash over onto her stomach and places her foot on the back of the knee she targeted with that attack. Grabbing onto Nash's foot, she yanks upwards and stomps the knee back down on the mat. Nash rolls over back onto her back and Fausse goes for the pin, hooking the bad leg.
1
2
Jimmy Garcia: And a kickout by Karlie Nash! Still a lot of fight left in her.
Gravedigger: But look!
Nash sits up, Fausse in her grasp, and gets to a vertical base. Her right knee buckles slightly on the ascent, but she's able to maintain her balance nevertheless. She bends forward, before snapping backwards, chucking Fausse overhead with a Fallaway Slam!
Jimmy Garcia: Look at the power on display from Karlie Nash! Still able to man - err, womanhandle Erin Fausse even with a sore knee!
Nash takes a moment to catch her breath and try to shake some of the pain out of her knee as Fausse lies prone on the mat. Nash cracks her neck and stomps over to her fallen opponent. In one swift motion, Nash pries Fausse off the mat and shoves the lunatic's head inbetween her legs. Nash hoists Fausse up, her hurt knee still able to support the weight.
Jimmy Garcia: She must be looking for a Jackknife Powerbomb here!
However, due to poor positioning, the referee is not able to catch Fausse in the act of gouging Karlie in the eyes! Nash stumbles backwards and Fausse hurricanranas her way out of this predicament, sending Nash to the mat. Fausse backs up towards the nearest corner as Nash gets to one knee. Fausse explodes out of the corner, hoping to connect with the running--
And Nash ducks by lying prone on the mat!
Gravedigger: Nash just managed to avoid the Hand of God!
Nash quickly pulls the one leg Fausse is standing on out from under her, sending her crashing to the mat as well. Nash gets back to her feet and hits the ropes once more, dropping a huge elbow across the base of Fausse's spine. Fausse writhes in pain as Nash tries to pick her up by her hair again. This time, however, Fausse knocks Nash's hands away, getting back to a vertical base on her own. Fausse wastes no time, following this action with a kick right to Nash's right knee that wobbles the larger woman. A smile crosses Fausse's face as she drops Nash to the mat with a quick Dragon Screw before dragging Nash over towards the ropes. Fausse places Nash's right ankle on the bottom rope before ascending the turnbuckles.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh good God no.
Fausse leaps off the turnbuckles with a diving double foot stomp, right on Nash's hurt knee! Nash writhes around in sheer agony as Fausse takes a second to admire her handiwork.
Gravedigger: She seems quite proud of herself, and I love every second of it!
Fausse drags Nash near the corner and ascends the turnbuckles once more.
She leaps off again!
Jimmy Garcia: Looking for a little Divine Intervention here!
Fausse lands flush with the 450 splash!
She goes for the pin, making sure to hook the right leg of Karlie Nash. Once more due to poor positioning, the ref fails to notice that Fausse's feet are on the ropes for added leverage.
Jimmy Garcia: Is this ref blind?!
1
2
Three!
Gravedigger: Fausse with the--
DING DING DING!
Gravedigger: I swear to fucking God. |
|
|
|
Post by Results on Mar 8, 2017 0:35:44 GMT -6
Andre Holmes Segment
Monday Night Overload returns from the commercial right back to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger sat behind their commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Monday Night Overload live from the Air Canada Centre here in Toronto, Ontario, Canada! It was announced on social media that Andre Holmes would have a very special announcement concerning his future at Beyond!
Gravedigger: Great. This asshole couldn’t win Infinity but manipulates management to get him another opportunity. Jesus Christ! As if the fucking Of the Year Awards weren’t enough to fill his fucking massive ego.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes finished as the 2017 Runner Up and holds the record for the most eliminations in the match. However, what is actually next for Andre Holmes? What more can he accomplish in the ring?
Gravedigger: That’s a good question. What else does a greedy asshole want?
“Relentless” by New Years Day immediately begins and already the lights dim to focus on Andre Holmes walking out from the back. He’s dressed in blue tight jeans, black dress shoes and a black hoodie covering his face as a spotlight focuses on him center stage. He surveys the sold out audience members off their feet, cheering for practically the best wrestler in UCI history.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Now Andre isn’t walking like he usually does due to suffering some heavy damage in the Infinity Match. However, he still has the energy to walk down the entrance path and climb up the steels steps to the apron. He receives a microphone on the way up then moves through the ropes to the center of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes suffered a huge blow through the stage. It was him and Dustin Beaver as the final two in the Infinity Match until he got put through a stage from a Beaver to Belly.
Gravedigger: God! I loved every minute of it. I have it as a GIF on my desktop. It was hella’ funny to watch Andre eat his words and scream for his life!
Andre stands in the center of the ring listening to the crowd’s ear shattering chants echo around the interior of the arena. After his music fades and the lights return to normal, he points the microphone to the audience. Walking around the ring to let their voices be heard.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
The Toronto crowd falls into silence as Andre raises the microphone in front of his lips to speak. He gives a hard look into the camera, something is on his mind.
Andre Holmes: Infinity was possibly one of the most brutal matches I’ve ever stepped into my entire career. A match of forty wrestlers where the last man standing is declared the winner earning a World Championship Match in the main event of Beyond. That opportunity I believed it was mine but unfortunately, I didn’t exactly meet up to expectations as I finished as the runner up against Dustin Beaver.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre nodded his head to some of the fans cheering for Dustin Beaver. He rubbed the back of his head and continued speaking.
Gravedigger: Yeah, the face that comes in second place.
Andre Holmes: With all that due and said, I’ll be a man and congratulate Dustin Beaver on the win. It was well earned, deserved and I hope he delivers at Infinity. Now, the question is? What the hell is next for Andre Holmes? You see I’ve dominated competition, I’ve had my ups and downs, I’ve done it all if you people need a reminder.
I started out in this company as a loser, took it upon myself to cash in the checks and reap the rewards. Became a Tag Team Champion with Jack Schlongson, a guy who fell in love with me and then won the first ever Killing Floor Match to become your UCI World Heavyweight Champion. 2016, you all voted me as Wrestler of the Year, and much more awards I truly appreciated but something was always missing.
To create history in this company, you either be the first or the absolutely best. I’ve been on both sides of the plate so I wondered what could Andre Holmes do to make history yet again not only in the UCI but at the biggest event, UCI: Beyond.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre leans against the ropes, staring at the sign hanging above everyone. He smiles as he builds the suspense for what he has in stored.
Jimmy Garcia: Yes, what would Andre do? How much more could he accomplish and who is on his radar?
Andre Holmes: You know I always love the taste, smell and look of gold around my waist. I’ve won a lot of World Championships and gained a lot of respect from you all. It’s time I do something different and please listen to this because I’ll only say this once.
I am a former UCI Tag Team and World Heavyweight Champion. Two categories down but one is missing to fulfill that role. A role nobody has the balls to do because they believe it is impossible, a role no one has reached due to the level of competition growing, increasing rapidly. A role that is almost too good to be true and too close to grasp but when I’m that close to reaching a goal, that’s where I hold back.
Gravedigger: No, he’s not thinking about it. Please Andre, don’t do it.
Andre Holmes: I’ve waited too long to have this around my waist. There’s another championship I need to secure my place for all eternity in United Championship Infinite Wrestler. So, let’s cut to the chase.
Andre walks back into the center of the ring before turning to the camera instantly.
Andre Holmes: Mikey Carson!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Andre Holmes: You have what I want to become the ultimate wrestler in UCI. I’m challenging you at Beyond for the UCI Intercontinental Championship and when I win, good bye “Relentless” Andre Holmes, the Face of UCI.
Welcome “Relentless” Andre Holmes, the first ever UCI Triple Crown Champion!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
He tosses the microphone over his shoulder and “Relentless” by New Years Day plays around the arena again. Andre hops onto the middle turnbuckle of an unoccupied corner raising his arms as he’s ready to go on the journey for the UCI Intercontinental Championship!
Gravedigger: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT! ANDRE HOLMES HAS CHALLENGED MIKEY CARSON AT BEYOND FOR THE UCI INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! THE FIRST EVER UCI TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION MAY BE DECIDED THEN! WE’LL BE BACK FOR THE CO-MAIN EVENT! |
|
