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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:38:19 GMT -6
Introduction
Monday Night Overload makes it’s very debut in the Sioux Falls Arena! Sioux Falls of South Dakota are more than ecstatic to have the greatest wrestling promotion make its presence in their city. The camera pans around the crazy UCI fans cheering after the introduction vignette have shown then we switch to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger sat behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of Monday Night Overload! Tonight we are here for the first time in Sioux Falls, South Dakota coming off from a huge Watch The Throne PPV Event! However, our main event may be the perfect aftermath!
Gravedigger: Yeah! Guardian gets pushed again because Bonnie Blue takes away yet another opportunity for new talent to shine! However, my boy Demarcus gonna kill’ Teo for the Television Championship since that masked jackass wanna’ run!
Jimmy Garcia: We also have Alex Richards taking on rising star, Ray Burnett but also we heard rumors on Twitter that Andre Holmes and Celeste Mallory would finally have a civilized face off right here in this very ring.
Gravedigger: CIVILIZED?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DON’T GET ME STARTED! THEY WEREN’T CIVILIZED ENOUGH AT WATCH THE THRONE!
“Relentless” by New Years Day immediately starts playing around the arena inciting the audience to go fuckin’ crazy when the song plays. Andre Holmes walks- no, barely walks to center stage wearing sponsored Reebok gear. A black hoodie, blue tight jeans, red and black Reebok kicks with those TapOut MMA Gloves strapped just in case anything happens.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
He takes his time down the entrance path, obviously by his face, a lot of bandages and other wounds have been dealt by medical. Hell, even stitches and staples are on his face due to the damage suffered by the hands of Mallory. Andre climbs up the steel steps after interacting with fans behind the barricade, picks up a microphone along the climb and gets inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: The first ever Steel Cage Match and he went to absolute hell with Celeste Mallory. It was one of the most bloodiest, extreme matches the UCI has ever witnessed but the controversial ending is what made that match be one for the ages. The question on everyone’s mind, will there be a third?
Andre walks around the interior of the ring, spinning the microphone in his right hand. He has no shame by showing that busted up face of his as he finally stands center ring. With his music fading away, he listens to the chants of the loyal fans praising him for his passionate performance inside that Steel Cage Match.
Gravedigger: Why is he out here? Murderers should be in PRISON!
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Andre Holmes: Watch The Throne proved to be another chapter in the story of Andre Holmes versus Celeste Mallory. How we were locked inside that dangerous steel structure, our own families warned us to abandon this match. While others said no, we said yes. We never cared about how it could end our careers, we didn’t shy away from it’s cold hard material. We embraced it, we wanted it and we damn sure used it!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre Holmes: Judging from what you see, I took a beating from Celeste Mallory. A harsh and brutal beating that the parents should never let their kids see but that just makes me want to get back at her for what she did; Which I might add, I still look way prettier than she ever did.
Gravedigger: LIAR!
Andre Holmes: Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned. The rematch was supposed to be my chance at redemption and finally getting a victory over her. I didn’t think it would end up as a draw.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre Holmes: Exactly so. These kind of controversies happen in Professional Wrestling but I am not a man to just dwell on passing by. I don’t like leaving with a C+ knowing I can get an A. Tonight is the night we remedy this whole thing so in order for that to happen, I also need to bring out my other half in this war. Ladies and gentlemen...Celeste Mallory!
Gravedigger: FUCK YES! MY BABY GIRL!
“Cry Little Sister” by I Will Never Be The Same immediately plays around the arena sparking a shit load of boos and heavy negative reactions. Celeste also has trouble in her walk as she is forced to tone her style down from the classy etiquette to cope with her physical condition. As she pauses center stage in her walk, her chocolate hair is pulled up in a ponytail, tight black jeans, black boots and a T-Shirt to accommodate.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU MALLORY, FUCK YOU MALLORY!
Judging by the way she’s walking down the entrance path, the two rivals resemble each other in the face how they were busted up. She holds onto the sleeves of the T-Shirt and fixes the jacket over it as well as she gets into the ring with a microphone in her hand. There’s equal distance between the two but she’s more distraught and emotionally inclined to air out the dirty laundry than he is.
Gravedigger: LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY BABY GIRL! NO! NO! WHAT A FUCKIN’ WOMAN ABUSER!
As her music fades away, she’s obviously pissed off. Andre leans back against the ropes while she’s pacing back and forth in her walk. The audience isn’t doing much to ease the tension.
Jimmy Garcia: Celeste Mallory, it all started when she broke into his home after he made that video mocking her mother. She defeated him to become the new UCI World Heavyweight Champion but lost the championship at his demise. You can tell she’s pissed off.
Celeste Mallory: You...You...You Andre...it’s always you, isn’t it?! Watch The Throne was supposed to be my night, the night I should have retained MY UCI World Heavyweight Championship! The championship I put you to sleep for and proved YOU wrong along with all the IDIOTS who paid to see me come talk down to you like the common pathetic dog you are!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Celeste Mallory: 2017 was destined to be the year of the Mallory’s. Ever since my arrival in the company, you have been the forefront of all the people who said I wouldn’t make it. You, Andre, the “Face” of UCI. Look where we are now. You can’t deny it anymore, I beat you to become World Heavyweight Champion and I proved them wrong especially you. What did you do after our match? You- no...tell them!
Andre Holmes: I wrapped the championship belt around your waist then left.
Celeste Mallory: Correct. I honestly thought we were done, we settled it. I was proud of myself, my mother was proud of me and I thought we could be friends. I let my guard down and you took advantage of me just like Ryan Jones did. Black Mass, you cost me the World Heavyweight Championship. Day and night, the voices wouldn’t stop. The nightmares wouldn’t end, it all pointed back to YOU! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME AND I TRUSTED YOU!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Woah!
Andre watches Celeste throw a tantrum. Heavy breathing into the microphone as she storms around, shouting insults back at the fans at ringside. When she calms down, she turns back to Andre.
Celeste Mallory: You asked what I meant when I said you apart of me on Twitter. I have never met a man I hated so much, a man I wanted to kill and a man who could keep up with the insanity locked away in my head. Never in my life have I faced such a worthy adversary. I want this to end but it will end on my terms, it will end with your blood on my hands. I want to see the look on your face when I finally get rid of the great Andre Holmes.
Andre Holmes: Good. The Steel Cage Match at Watch The Throne may have ended in a draw but I believe we are owed a final match. You want to know why I cost you at Black Mass? Did you really think the woman who put a knife to my children’s throats, who was this close to ending my girlfriend’s pregnancy would be even allowed to have that over my head? If you really thought I would ever be your friend, you’re more stupid than you actually look.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Andre walks closer to her and the two go face to face. The eye contract is more powerful than any force in the universe as the camera zoom on this heavy face off.
Andre Holmes: I will always hate you, I will do everything in my power to see you gone from the face of the Earth and I’ll die trying if it doesn’t happen. However, you do make a good point. This rivalry won’t end until we truly know who is the better wrestler between us and I know a damn good place we can settle this all.
Gravedigger: Wait...they don’t mean?
Andre Holmes: You want to up the scale? Fine! You want this to end, I agree! Let’s do it on the biggest stage to come to UCI and I say we leave everything right there! Celeste Mallory versus Andre Holmes III...at UCI Presents: Beyond!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT! WE JUST ANNOUNCED OUR FIRST EVER BEYOND MATCH, THAT’S OUR BIGGEST PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT! CELESTE MALLORY VS ANDRE HOLMES III!
Celeste Mallory: I accept.
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paul Heyman: Ladies and Gentlemen!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Paul Heyman walks out from the backstage area, strutting his way in that very unique three piece grey suit with black dress shoes on. Balding ponytail tied up as he stands center stage to face a raucous crowd going nuts over the ECW creator.
Gravedigger: OH MY FUCKING GOD! HE’S HERE! HE’S HERE! PAUL HEYMAN IS HERE!
Jimmy Garcia: PAUL HEYMAN, THE ECW CREATOR, IS FINALLY HERE IN UCI!
Andre and Celeste both look at each other then turn their attention to Heyman who is surveying the crazy crowd. He looks at the ring and nods.
Crowd: ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
Paul Heyman: My name is Paul Heyman and I am here as the Guest General Manager of United Championship Infinite Wrestling! Tonight we are witnessing history in the making as I enjoyed watching Watch The Throne. The first ever Steel Cage Match between Andre Holmes and Celeste Mallory indeed end controversially but who better than myself to seek solutions out of controversy?
Gravedigger: That is true!
Paul Heyman: In order to remedy the situation, I’ve decided to change the grounds of your match. There won’t be any draws, won’t be any room for error. The final chapter of this rivalry shall be decided in thirty minutes.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Paul Heyman: At UCI Presents: Beyond! It will be Andre Holmes vs Celeste Mallory III in a 30-Minute Iron-Man Match!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jimmy Garcia: WOOAHH! OH MY GOD! THEY’RE GONNA BATTLE EACH OTHER IN A 30-MINUTE IRON-MAN MATCH! WHAT A GREAT STIPULATION THAT IS!
Paul Heyman: Good luck!
Heyman makes his way backstage as the official UCI: Overload theme blasts around the interior of the arena again. Andre and Celeste nod at each other leaving the camera to focus on that intense staredown between the two.
Gravedigger: MY GOD! I LOVE UCI! PAUL HEYMAN, SIGN ME! WE CAN OPEN ANOTHER ECW! LET’S GO TO COMMERCIAL, THIS WAS AMAZING! |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:39:09 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:40:19 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match Damien Kingston vs Danny Anderson vs Nate Krelle
Taylor Lorde: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match! Already in the ring are the three competitors for this opening match introducing first.. Danny Anderson! His opponent, the Anti Trend Nate Krelle! And their opponent
Damien Kingston snatches the microphone away from Taylor Lorde.
Kingston: Now listen here! I'm a future world champion in the UCI and the two of you are just about to be future endevored. So I'll give you one chance to save yourselves the embarassment and leave my ring!
Gravedigger: Ha! I like this guy already!
Jimmy Garcia: Why? Because people who think they are better then everyone else remind you of yourself?
Gravedigger: For once you're right Jimmy! And look at that... Nate Krelle actually does the smart thing and leaves the ring. Guess he decided to buck the trend of getting his ass kicked.
Jimmy Garcia: Danny however slugs Damien in the face and hammers away on the cocky newcomer from the start of the match. He clotheslines down Damien! Irish whip to the corner. Damien got the boot up then smashes Anderson with a roaring elbow out of corner. Wait a second! Missile dropkick from the top by Krelle! He wasn't leaving after all! He pins Damien!
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Gravedigger: Don't get so excited Jimmy he kicked out of that. Nate hits the ropes now and goes for a clothesline from Hell.. Damien ducks and he levels Danny Anderson! Nate Krelle gets taken out of his boots with a yakuza kick!
Jimmy Garcia: Damien Kingston going to the top rope.. frog splash on Danny Anderson! Damien showing no effects of his long lay off so far. He hooks the leg.
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broken up by Krelle!
Gravedigger: Nate goes for a superkick and drops Kingston! But Danny Anderson double leg takedowns Krelle and hammers away with punches! But that's bad news for him as Damien Kingston grabs him in a double hammerlock and drops him with the Brain Damage! Smart, veteran move there.
Jimmy Garcia: Now he's waiting on Nate to get up and release german suplexes him through the ropes to the floor!
Gravedigger: Another smart veteran move there.. isolate one of your two opponents and.. he nails him with the Falling of the Empire!
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Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, “The Man of Liberty” Damien Kingston!
Gravedigger: That's what I'm talking about.. all the top stars from around the world come to the UCI. And Damien Kingston looked good tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: His opponents may have had a bad night but that doesn't mean we have seen the last of them.
Gravedigger: Maybe it's just that Kingston is that good. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:43:22 GMT -6
Vincenzo Armand vs Petrov
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall…Introducing first from New Haven, Connecticut… VINCENZO ARMAND!
Vincenzo emerges from the entrance and walks a steady pace to the ring as the crowd goes silent. With eyes set straight ahead, his attention never wavers or veers to the audience and he shows no sign of emotion, during his journey to the ring. Removing his coat and sunglasses, he places them neatly near the side of the ring and climbs the steel steps. Upon which, he then enters the squared circle and takes his position; leaning his back against the turnbuckle with his arms casually draped over the ropes, where he awaits his opponent’s arrival.
Jimmy Garcia: Vincenzo Armand coming fresh off yet another defeat at the hands of Ray Burnett at Watch the Throne.
Gravedigger: However don’t let his record fool you… he has come up against some stiff competition and shown hard every time. I know he’s expecting this week to change his fate.
Taylor Lorde: His opponent… PETROV!
Petrov's voice can be heard over the PA saying in a calm but intimidating voice "Total. Fucking. Badass." as Blind by Korn starts to play. The crowd begins to talk amongst themselves in anticipation as the intro plays out before the words "ARE YOU READY!?" are shouted and the song drops in as Petrov emerges from the curtain and leans back and let's out a deep voiced shout and walks to the ring with a serious look on his face. He runs up the steps and climbs between the ropes as he paces about while shadowboxing
Jimmy Garcia: Petrov is an… interesting character to say the least.
Gravedigger: I feel bad for Vincenzo having to face this monster. I’m afraid Voncenzo’s losing streak is going to continue here.
Before the bell rings “Freak Like Me” begins to play as newcomer Cordelia Malice makes her way out to the ring holding her hairless cat, Misty. She walks around the ring eyeing her former opponent Vincenzo and never taking her eyes off the loose cannon Petrov either who is looking at her with a mix of lust and rage. She sits down next to Gravedigger who immediately puts her arm around her.
Gravedigger: Talking about the stiff competition that Vincenzo had to face so far, Miss Malice has joined us.
Malice: Hands…
Gravedigger: Sorry.
Jimmy Garcia: So what do we owe the pleasure, Miss Malice.
Malice: Well my… employers…
Gravedigger: The CIA…
Malice: How does everyone know that? Anyway… they asked me to keep an eye on this match specifically for some reason and wanted me to step out here. Don’t expect me to say much, just observing.
Misty: *Meow*
Gravedigger: That sounded oddly human?
Malice: Uh… yea… she does that. Weird cat. *whispers* shush, Misty… not here.
The bell rings and the match begins.
Vincenzo rushes towards Petrov who ducks and tosses Vincenzo over the top rope onto the floor with a back body drop. He yells down to Armand “FUCK YOU BUDDY” as he raises his arms in the air in victory!
Jimmy Garcia: Armand getting a little overzealous there and takes a huge bump to start this match. He’s down and he’s hurt.
Petrov shouts at the referee to count, willing to take the victory in any way possible and the referee does so.
1…2…3…4…
Vincenzo begins to get up.
5…6…
Jimmy Garcia: Well that was uncalled for.
He pulls himself to his feet and turns around to look at Malice and her cat. He flips them off .
By the time the ref gets to 8 he rolls into the ring. Petrov pushes past the referee and grabs Vincenzo by the head to lift him up. Armand grabs Petrov by the back of the head and drops to his knees crushing Petrovs face on the top of his head. Petrov stumbles backwards as Vincenzo delivers a shoulder block to Petrov pushing him into the corner.
He goes to deliver a big boot but Petrov catches it and laughs. Then Armand jumps up and deliers an ezuiguri to the back of his head rocking him even more.
Jimmy Garica: Armand has taken control of this match but still can’t take the big man down!
Petrov looks out on his feet as Armando jumps up, grabs Petrov by the back of the head and drops to his back raising his knees.
Gravedigger: NO REMORSE… and PETROV STILL ON HIS FEET!
Armando looks around and then tosses Petrov’s arm over his head, grabs him over the chest with his arm and drops Petrov to the ground finally.
Jimmy Garcia: and he calls that the “End of the Road” and he’s going for the pin.
1…2…3!!!
The bell rings and Armando gets to his feet.
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, via pinfall… VINCENZO ARMAND!
Gravedigger: After starting off a bit skeptical he gathers his bearings and wins in decisive fashion.
Jimmy Garcia: A well-deserved victory form a rising star here in UCI.
Armando grabs his coat and his sunglasses and exits the ring, but not before giving Malice a once over.
Gravedigger: Well did you get what you needed from this match, Malice?
Malice: I think so… MISTY!
The cat jumps off her lap and climbs into the ring. The audience laughs as the cat climbs on the prone body of Petrov and starts kneading at his chest.
Gravedigger: What is that cat doing?
The cat’s tail stretches straight out and it’s butt raises slightly off the ground.
Jimmy Garcia: I’ve seen a cat do this before… Say it ain’t so!
Malice rolls into the ring and grabs the cat, but not before it leaves a perfect spiral of cat poo on Petrov’s chest. She reaches into her pocket to pull out a bag and then rethinks it. She leaves the mound on his chest as she exits the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Well let’s not forget what’s important about this match. Vincenzo Armand has his first victory in UCI and I expect many more to come his way. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:44:54 GMT -6
Spencer Adams Segment
Spencer Adams is sitting behind his desk shuffling through some papers, when a knock come on his door.
Spencer: Come in.
The door opens and Tracy Dixon steps through, she doesn’t wait to be ask and sits down.
Spencer: How may I help Ms. Dixon, or is it Mrs. Nash.
Tracy: I go by Dixon, professionally. How may you help me well that’s quite simple really.
Tracy opens her briefcase and pulls out a document.
Tracy: What I have here Mr. Adams, of may I call you Spencer.
Tracy continues to speak without Spencer being able to give her an answer.
Tracy: This is a request, to have Andre Jenson’s dice and whatever those elixir's he has in his cooler, to be banned from this week's match between him and my client.
Spencer: That’s an odd request Ms. Dixon.
Tracy: My client feels it necessary in order for her to have a fair match with Mr. Jenson.
Spencer: Your client doesn’t seem like the fare type.
Tracy: My client doesn’t need dice of magic elixir or whatever else Mr. Jenson may have up his sleeve, my client takes this business seriously, Mr. Adams, she shouldn’t have to deal with the antics of some overgrown man-child, so we hope that you will take her request under seriously, now if you'll excuse me I have other matters to attend to.
Tracy stands up and walks towards to the door. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:45:36 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:50:30 GMT -6
Andre Jenson vs Karlie Nash
Taylor Lorde: The following match is a scheduled for one fall! Introducing first , from the fantastical island of Kem. The destroyer of Goblins, Andre Jenson!
A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy, land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend"
Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then beckons to the back and 4 other similarly clad LARPers emerge, flanking him. They look like a classic dungeon party. The big man, wearing full armour and holding a shield and sword takes position in front, while the tiny elf, dressed in green druid like clothing takes the rear, waving his staff in the air. The other two, a woman wielding a bow and a rather scary looking hairy beast wielding an axe take position either side of Jenson.
Jenson makes some waving movements with his hands and shouts something to the ceiling and they all start moving forward, seemingly satisfied.
When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and they stop, he shakes hands with each one of them, before pulling up the apron and grabbing a money pouch from under the ring. He gives each of the party a coin, and they take a defensive stance. He grins and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring, while fishing for his dice but quickly remembering he no longer has them. He then shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm. After this, he climbs the middle turnbuckle and sees a man dressed as the ninja turtle Donatello in the front row.
Jimmy Garcia: Last Week Andre Jenson retired a close friend of his, losing his dice. This week he faces off against Karlie Nash. It should be interesting seeing him without his dice.
Gravedigger: What? I’m more interested in where that stupid fucking turtle-man came from! Has he been there all night?
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side,
Jimmy Garcia:I don't know Digger but here comes Karlie Nash, ready for business.
Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down ands stretches in her corner
The bell rings and Andre walks over to the ref.
Gravedigger: What the hells that fool doing?
Jimmy Garcia: He..he appears to be asking the referee how he should start the match!
While Andre is asking the ref Karlie jumps him, pounding his back and shoulder with lefts and rights before whipping him into the ropes. Andre rebounds and is slammed onto the matt hard with a stiff spinebuster. Karlie locks in a neck crank and Jenson yells out in pain. Andre fights out after the ref tells him he needs to do something. After a few shots he is up and asking the ref again what to do.
Ref: I don't know man your the wrestler! Closeline her, do something!
Andre: Oh, right!
Andre ducks a charging Nash and gives her a short arm clothesline.
Gravedigger: Why isn't he following up?
Jimmy Garcia: I think Andre Jenson is lost without his dice, Digger.
Gravedigger stands up and yells towards the ring.
Gravedigger: PUT HIM IN A HOLD YOU FUCKING NUT!
Andre smiles and nods and goes for a texas cloverleaf but is rolled up into a small package by Nash.
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Andre kicks out, his entourage all sigh a huge sigh of relief at ringside.
Andre fires a few kicks to Nash’s outer thigh and is rewarded with a belly to belly suplex by Karlie Nash. Karlie locks in a boston crab. After a few seconds of clawing and screaming out Jenson makes it to the ropes and gets the break. He rolls out of the ring, and goes to the turtleman and has a huddle.
Gravedigger: I knew it that fucking turtle man is in cahoots with that damn nerd!
Jimmy Garcia: I think he is giving Jenson advice digger.
Nash slides out of the ring and goes for a sneak attack but misses and hits the turtle man.
Gravedigger: That's what that fucker deserves, coming to a UCI event dressed as a stupid fucking turtle.
Jimmy Garcia: And Jenson is digging into his cooler. Strength potion time. Oh Here Comes Nash!
Gravedigger: How the hell she miss again!?
Jimmy Garcia: Failed her attack roll?
Gravedigger: Fucking Nerds.
Karlie turns and charges again this time hit with a blue bean bag which she stops and looks at momentarily
Ref: 7, 8
Both Realize they are close to being counted out and slide back into the ring, where Andre gets the upper hand. After a gut kick he plants Karlie with a DDT, and floats over into a pin.
Gravedigger: 2 count only thank god!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash back up now, still groggy. Andre coming in hott, OH! Nash hits him with an olympic slam!
Nash goes to the opposing corner and waits for her opponent to rise.
Gravedigger: Nash setting up the Closeline to hell, it's all over nerds.
Karlie rushes Andre, who looks at the crowd.
Crowd: Critical HIT!
Andre: OH yea!
Andre rushes Karlie the two meet in the middle, Jenson connecting with the running knee.
Gravedigger: NO!
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DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Well there you go the winner, Andre Jenson. Luckily he made it through the match without his dice. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:53:31 GMT -6
Battle Royal Winner earns a UCI Tag Team Championship opportunity for their team Eric Edge vs. Saint Remi vs. Stevie Mayhem vs. Gwen Gates vs. John Ojeda vs. Kaycee Caprice vs. Kraven Killjoy vs. Persephone
The camera cuts back to the arena where four teams are packed inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: We’re back, ladies and gents! It’s time to find out who will walk out with a tag title shot for next week’s jam packed Overload!
Gravedigger: Keep in mind, this comes down to the last individual left in the ring though!
Jimmy Garcia: Barbed Wire Bastards, Toxin, Soul Hunters, Ojeda/Gates, one person from one of these teams will earn the right to challenge The Guardians!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: Barbed Wire Bastards stalking Toxin here.
Toxin taunts BWB to bring it and the two happily accept as they charge forward.
Jimmy Garcia: Sent right over the top! That was quick!
Taylor Lorde: Eric Edge and Stevie Mayhem have been eliminated!
Gravedigger: That’s how you weed things out. Already, these two women are getting it done.
Jimmy Garcia: Taunting their two eliminated foes now!
Gravedigger: Don’t turn your backs in a battle royal!
Taylor Lorde: Persephone has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Welp.
Gravedigger: Ojeda sending Persephone out of the ring there.
As Kaycee turns to Ojeda, striking away and trying to eliminate him as well, Gwen struggles to chip away at both Soul Hunters.
Jimmy Garcia: Remi whipped into Kraven, better be careful not eliminate the one guy who seems to be on his side in this one!
Kraven pushes his finger into his partner’s chest, warning him not to get in his way.
Gravedigger: Kraven after Ojeda and Kaycee now.
Jimmy Garcia: Big boot to Ojeda there!
Gravedigger: There goes another!
Taylor Lorde: Kaycee Caprice has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Kraven cleaned Ojeda’s clock with that one, looking to eliminate John now!
Ojeda struggles to stay in as Kraven lifts him up, positioning himself under Ojeda.
Gravedigger: There he goes!
Taylor Lorde: John Ojeda has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Down to three and this doesn’t look great for Gates!
Kraven turns towards Gates who he sees stomping away at Remi in the corner.
Gravedigger: Kraven spinning Gates around here.
Jimmy Garcia: Bit of a mismatch staredown, but that doesn’t look to be stopping Gates!
Gravedigger: Trying to chip away at Kraven with those chops.
Kraven launches Gates over the top, but Gwen manages to cling onto the rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Kraven with another boot!
Gravedigger: No! Gates pulls the rope down!
Taylor Lorde: Kraven Killjoy has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Gates still just barely hanging on and it looks like Remi is finally to his feet after that mudhole stomping courtesy of Gates!
Gravedigger: Remi positioning himself here.
Just as Gates steps over the rope to enter the ring once more, Remi charges forward with a botched looking clothesline.
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: You’ve got to be kidding me!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Saint Remi!
Gravedigger: He did it for The Soul Hunters and he did it for Bonnie!
Jimmy Garcia: …
Remi jumps for joy as Gates looks on in shock. Kraven rolls into the ring, staring down his partner a bit before lifting his arm high into the air.
Gravedigger: Soul Hunters versus Guardians next week and what a match it will be! |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:54:29 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:56:16 GMT -6
Casey Holliday Segment
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After that brief endorsement message, Casey Holliday appears in her locker room with the UCI Rising Stars Championship over her shoulder, confident as she can be, and possibly as confident as she has ever been, as she begins to speak.
Casey Holliday: STILL the UCI Rising Stars Champion! That speaks for itself, does it not? And yet, I don't get the recognition I deserve. This championship here doesn't get the recognition it deserves. I am not, in any way, saying that this title is just as important as the world title or anything like that. I am saying that this title deserves WAY more respect than it's getting and that it has gotten over the last few months. You people don't know that I am building a legacy with this championship. This title has never had a dominant champion like I can be and you know what happens when you have a dominant champion holding this title? You have people from all over the world wanting to take on the biggest, brightest and hottest rising star in professional wrestling today, trying to knock her off her perch. You line them up, and I will knock them down, just like I did with John Ojeda last week. In fact, so many people were SO confident that I wouldn't be here with the championship that a wrestling magazine in Philadelphia had THIS ready to put to press...
Casey pauses as a stagehand hands her a magazine. She shows the cover of the magazine, revealing that it's called "Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Weekly". John Ojeda is on the cover and in big bold, caps, the headline says "OJEDA DEFEATS HOLLIDAY!" with a subheadline below saying "Will he be the most dominant Rising Stars Champion of all time?"
Casey Holliday: I guess it's safe to say that the answer on the cover of this magazine is "no" because if I'm not mistaken, since this is the "newcomer title", you only get one crack at it. Therefore, he's out of the picture, at least as far as my career and title reign are concerned. Yet, you people still can't respect me or this title can you? Well, Enigma didn't exactly say anything mean about the title, though typical of any redblooded American, he focused on my look and not my ability. Figures. That's a form of disrespect, is it not? Then you have Bolas who straight up said he "didn't really want" a shot at this title. "It's just the Rising Stars title" he says.
REALLY?
"IT'S JUST THE RISING STAR TITLE?"
No, you stupid son of a bitch, it's a piece of my legacy! This championship and I have a symbiotic relationship here! I am making this championship more relevant than it's ever been and this title has helped me realize potential that I didn't even know I had! The disrespect is INCREDIBLE! John Ojeda only wanted it as a trophy, Shadowlove's whatever the hell she is, is talking about how I was "scraping the very bottom of the porcelain fixtures throughout Arenas across world" and Stevie Corah came out and called this title "plastic" and said that this title is the "best I'll ever achieve", like it's some kind of low level title that means nothing.
Yet, if I came out here and said "oh it's just the Television title" or "oh the Intercontinental title is a piece of plastic", EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU would be giving me lip service for it because that's the kind of hypocrisy that is prevalent across our business.
So tonight? It's another battle for me to prove how this championship I have on my shoulder means more than over half of you on this roster will ever give it credit for!
Casey leaves the locker room, drawing some heat from the crowd for her comments as the scene fades. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 14:58:46 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match Casey Holliday vs Bolas de Arana vs Albion Enigma
Once again, we return back to the Sioux Falls Arena after a couple of matches left the South Dakota audience waiting for. Every seat has been filled as the entire arena has been sold out. They arrived just in time for a Triple Threat Match involving the Rising Stars Champion, Casey Holliday, Bolas de Arana and Albion Enigma. The cameras cut back to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia.
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Monday Night Overload and up next we have some Rising Stars action just for you. A Triple Threat Match between Albion Enigma, Bolas de Arana and UCI Rising Stars Champion, Casey Holliday-
Gravedigger: The longest reigning UCI Rising Stars Champion ya’ dipshit! Casey Holliday is another one of my baby girls dominating the division and no one, I mean NO ONE, is gonna beat her! She’s just too good!
Jimmy Garcia: She defended the belt for the first time in her career against John Ojeda at Watch The Throne but she said in her promo that she doesn’t feel validated. I disagree, John Ojeda was a perfect test for her first defense and I have no doubt that Casey Holliday is a formidable champion.
Gravedigger: What an ass kisser. You’re only saying that so you can get into her pants!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen! This match is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall!
“Return to Innocence” by Enigma is the first of three entrance music to play around the entire interior of the arena. Albion runs from the backstage to slide on his knees, center stage as the spotlight shines over him. He bows forward, a Japanese style of bowing, then jumps up from his knees to his feet. Fists powered up to the air, Albion Enigma has arrived on Monday Night Overload!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALBION! ALBION! ALBION! ALBION!
Albion walks down the entrance path with one goal in mind: Defeat the Rising Stars Champion and earn a future title shot. He struts his stuff, taking confidence on his attire. Wearing black boots with laces. Dark navy jeans and shirtless. Upon reaching the northern section of the ring, he hops up on the apron then catapults himself over the top rope into the center of the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Unknown, Kosovo! At one meter, 90 centimeters tall, weighing in at 81 kilograms! He is Albion Enigma!
Albion falls to his knees and bows again on the canvas. He nods his head to the sound of the beat then shoots back up from his knees to his feet. Enigma leans against the turnbuckles, preparing in his mind for another match that could shoot his career up more in the UCI ranks.
Jimmy Garcia: Albion Enigma said that this opportunity is too good to pass up. Defeating Casey Holliday fresh off her championship title defense would sway Spencer Adams to push him for that shot.
Gravedigger: Doubt it! Nobody cares about a fake Enigma!
“Smooth Criminal” by Alien Ant Farm switches over and of course, the South Dakota audience are cheering loudly for Bolas de Arena. He is center stage double pumping his fists in the air in sync with the beat of the song. The audience follows on their promise to praise the masked man as he makes his way down the entrance path while looking at his opponent, Enigma.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOLAS! BOLAS! BOLAS! BOLAS!
Making his way down to the ring, Bolas de Arana is pretty happy to interact with the fans behind the barricades stretching their arms out to touch him. Wearing a full bodysuit, spandex. Kick pads and mask. Mostly blackish blue with red and white mixed in for designs.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Asbury Park, New Jersey! At five feet, six inches tall, 175 pounds. He is the “World’s Favourite Jackass” Bolas de Arana!
Bolas slides under the bottom rope before springing back on his feet. He double pumps his fists in the air to the beat of the song, dancing in the center of the ring. Once his music fades away, Enigma and Bolas are in separate corner and although they will face off against each other, the real target of this match is the last to enter.
Gravedigger: So we’re all just going to ignore that his name translates into Spider Balls. Spider Balls, does nobody else find that weird? He’s going by the name, SPIDER BALLS!
“Fashion” by Lady Gaga is the final entrance music. Unfortunately, the audience are not very fond of the Rising Stars Champion, Casey Holliday, who slowly struts to center stage. One good look at the raging audience members and she scoffs. Waves them off as she has no words to say other than whispering the winds of death to her opponents inside the ring.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Casey doesn’t care about the fans nor does she care about her opponents. This is just another tune up match for Infinity as she makes her way down the ring. She continues on her way, carefully holding that championship belt over her right shoulder. It’s no question her opponents are hungry for the gold over her shoulder so she has to be extra careful in this Triple Threat Match.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Bellevue, Washington! At five feet, five inches tall, weighing in at 125 pounds. She is the UCI Rising Stars Champion, Casey Holliday!
Casey is finally inside the ring and she slowly walks around with a finger on lips. She motions the audience to hush or more importantly, get them to shut the hell up. In her corner, Holliday hands the championship belt to a ringside member crew. With everything in motion, the referee waves his arm and this match is now underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Casey leaves the ring by slipping out through the ropes near her corner. She doesn’t want to get involved this early in the beginning pacing of the match. Albion and Bolas circle the ring at equal distance while also having eyes in the back of their heads. Bolas and Albion lock up in the center of the ring before Albion manages to nail Bolas down into the canvas with a Snap DDT.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Snap DDT already starting the match off and Albion is heading up to the top rope!
Albion starts climbing all the way up to the top rope where he positions his body to perch on it. With Enigma down on the canvas, he leaps forward into the air before landing a 630 Senton on top of Enigma’s chest!
Gravedigger: WOAH! 630 SENTON, THAT MUST BE IT!
Casey slides into the ring and sneaks up from behind Albion to roll him up on the canvas. She also places her feet on the ropes to push him down on the canvas for the pin attempt.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Casey Holliday!
She rolls out of the ring and collects her championship belt. The South Dakota crowd is completely pissed off and she doesn’t care one about. The Rising Stars Champion proves once again why she is the champion in the first place.
Jimmy Garcia: Casey Holliday dominates yet another match in her career. Albion nearly had this match one but all she had to do was play her part and executed it perfectly. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 15:02:45 GMT -6
Stevie Corah vs Shadowlove
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove has been undefeated since returning to the UCI. Stevie Corah was a finalist in the watch the throne tournament. This should be one hell of a match up with both men needing the win to get back into world title contention.
Gravedigger: Are you reading that off a piece of paper?
Jimmy Garcia: What no!
Gravedigger: Good for you Jimmy. I didn't know you could read.
Jimmy Garcia: You are such an asshole.
Gravedigger: And so is Stevie Corah! That's why he's going to win this match! See.. how's that for a segway? This is why I'm the best announcer in the world. Watch and learn Jimmy.
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The Dynamic Duo" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The Dynamic Duo" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Taylor Lorde: The Following Contest is set for one fall, currently in the ring, accompanied by Ms. Mitamoto, “The Handsome Half Breed” Shadowlove!
Anarchy in the UK by The Sex Pistols plays as Corah steps slowly on to the stage carrying a bottle of ale. He rips the cap off with his teeth and quickly downs it. In his other hand is a microphone in to which he shouts over the music, announcing himself in to the match
Corah: Ladies and Gentlemen, please get to your feet, raise your beers and prepare to see the greatest fighter the world has ever seen. Anybody of a squeamish disposition look away now because what you are about to see is nothing short of pure...Brixton...brutality.
Any fans of Corah shout the last three words with him, and he flips a finger at any that don't. He climbs in to the ring and throws a few air punches, preparing for his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: Why does the UCI have so many people on the roster who like to drink on their way to the ring?
Gravedigger: What does that upset your delicate sensibilities Jimmy/ You weak pile of crap.
Jimmy Garcia: Stevie Corah just attacked Shadowlove from behind and shattered that beer bottle over his head! Stevie has never been one to follow the rules and tonight the handsome half breed pays as the price as he's bleeding on the mat in a pile of broken glass.
Gravedigger: I knew Stevie Corah was going to have a brutal response to Watch The Throne and here it is! I love it!
Referee Raul Fudd looks ready to wave off the match. He asks Shadowlove if he can continue and through gritted teeth Shadowlove tells him to start the match. The crowd roars and starts a Shadowlove chant in appeciation of the man's bravery. The bells rings and...
Jimmy Garcia: Stevie Corah putting the boots to Shadowlove! Now he's rubbing his face into the broken glass on the mat! And he's biting that cut! This man is vile!
Gravedigger: And he would love hearing you say that I'm sure. Downward elbows by Corah! He's going to leave this ring covered in Shadowlove's blood! Now that... that will send a statement! Headbutts to the cut now. And he's ripping at it with his fingers. You see this Jimmy? This is what pure Brixton Brutality looks like!
Jimmy Garcia: He shoots Shadowlove off the ropes.. the Half Breed ducks a clothesline and comes back with a cross body.
1..
2..
kick out!
Gravedigger: Running knee to the skull floors Shadowlove again! Then Corah punts him in the ribs. And does it again! He drags Shadowlove to his feet.. places him on the top rope and nails the Blighty Slam.. his DDT from the top! He covers Love.
1..
2..
Jimmy Garcia: kick out from Shadowlove!
Gravedigger: You see that? Referees are all against Corah! He got slow coutns at Throne he's still getting slow counts tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Don't be ridiclious! There was nothing wrong with that count. And look at this! Stevie Corah exits the ring and grabs himself a steel chair. What is he doing?
Gravedigger: Like I already said. He's showing Shadowlove some pure Brixton Brutality! He enters the ring with the chair and Mc. Miyamoto hops up on the apron yelling at the referee to stop this. That gutless wonder tries to say something to Corah and Stevie nearly takes his head off with that steel chair! I wish he wouldn't have ducked. He turns around and..
Jimmy Garcia: Gets that steel chair superkicked right into his face! Shadowlove gets up and he looks pissed, seeing his own blood running down his face.. he places the chair on the face of Stevie Corah.. he goes to the top rope and diving headbutt from the top!
Gravedigger: Why is that not a disqualification? I told you the referee was against Corah!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh I dunno. Maybe because he brought the chair into the ring and tried to decapitate the officiual! Shadowlove though is no stranger to dirty tricks and fought back and look at this Dark Gift DDT!
1..
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3!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner.. the Handsome Half Breed.. Shadowlove!
Jimmy Garcia: Gut check win for Shadowlove here tonight! He was behind the 8ball from the beginning after that vicious attack from Stevie Corah but comes back to score the win!
Gravedigger: I'll bet you like that. But will you like it when Stevie Corah finally gets what is his and wins the world title?
Jimmy Garcia: Who's to say the next world champion isn't going to be his opponent Shadowlove? He just picked up what might be the biggest win of his career. This guy has been on a mission since his return. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 15:03:38 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 15:08:25 GMT -6
Alex Richards vs Ray Burnett
Jimmy Garcia: The action continues as Guardian stalwart Alex Richards faces off against newcomer Ray Burnett in singles competition. Heated words have been exchanged between the two men this week, and with both coming off major victories, this could be anybody's match!
Gravedigger: Don't be ridiculous, Jimmy. Tonight is all about Ray Burnett. This is his chance to prove himself against one of UCI's top-ranked competitors -- and prove himself, he will. Even DeMarcus Jordan has singled Burnett out as an up and coming superstar, and he does not give compliments lightly!
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, hailing from anyplace that needs pain, suffering, pills, or Zim-Quila -- he is YOUR KING of Mass Confusion and one half of the Tag Team Champions -- ALEX RICHARDS!!!!!
The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand, a boot filled to the brim with Zim-Quila in the other, the tag team title around his waist. He chugs his drink then tosses the boot into the crowd before raising the title in the air to massive cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring a serious look on his face with a hint of a smile making it seem like he's probably putting it on, which he is. On the way to the ring he delivers his trademark hard high fives to the fans. At least those brave enough to want them. He wanders around ringside talking to fans for a few minutes killing time before finally entering the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: And a couple of scattered jeers from an otherwise electrified crowd.
Gravedigger: Probably due to the fact that the Guardians are known metahumans and wanted criminals, Jimmy!
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent... from Chattanooga, Tennessee -- he is THE ANNIHILATOR -- RAY BURNETT!!!!!
"Stuck in the Mud" by Isiah Rashad hits the speakers to a respectable pop from the crowd. Slowly emerging from behind purple smoke with a cup full of lean, the Annihilator paces towards the ring, and stops at it. He takes one last sip, then hands it off to one of his fans.
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett locks eyes with Alex Richards as he climbs into the ring! This is one intense young athlete!
Gravedigger: Intense is not even the half of it, Jimmy! Even as the official pats both men down, Ray never takes his eyes off Richards. This is all part of his game plan, getting inside the bigger man's head. Alex knows how hungry this kid is, how ready to prove himself against one of the big dogs. That's gonna be in the back of Richards' mind, no matter how confident he may be.
Jimmy Garcia: And we're being joined at ringside by none other than the World Champion himself, "The Plague" Kevin Bishop! He will be taking notes throughout this match in preparation for Infinity, where he faces Alex Richards with the World Title on the line! There's the bell -- And big boot from Alex Richards puts Ray Burnett on the mat! Burnett back up and launches himself at the Guardian with a running knee lift! Richards doesn't budge!
Gravedigger: Ray needs to switch tactics if he expects to bring down a man literally twice his size! A direct attack is never going to work on a wrestler as big as Alex Richards! He tries again, and this time Alex swats him down! Richards with an elbow drop and a quick pin!
ONE . . .
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett kicks out! He hops to his feet and springboards off the ropes! Drop toe hold! Richards crashes to the canvas! But can Ray Burnett capitalize?
Gravedigger: Burnett now assists Alex Richards back to his feet and nails him with a European Uppercut that staggers the big Guardian! He follows up with a standing moonsault! Richards stumbles to a stop in the corner and a big splash from Ray Burnett! Burnett mounts the ropes and starts laying into Alex Richards with a series of strikes!
Jimmy Garcia: The Annihilator is fired up tonight! Alex Richards must have hit home with a lot of his comments this week, and now he's paying the price!
Gravedigger: Is he ever! Hit him again, Ray! AGAIN! --NO!
Jimmy Garcia: The King of Mass Confusion has had enough! He powers out of the corner and lays Burnett down with a fallaway slam! Garvin stomp! And a limp Ray Burnett slips under the bottom rope to the outside.
Alex Richards paces inside the ring, crossing back and forth a few times, waiting for Ray to get up on his own. When he doesn't, Alex vaults over the ropes and drops down to the floor. He bends down to pull Burnett to his feet -- and gets blasted with a forearm to the face!
Gravedigger: HAHA! Ray Burnett playing possum to lure Alex Richards into striking distance! Classic! Now it's Burnett with the advantage and he isn't about to let up! Double knee lift! Alex Richards is down! Burnett climbs onto the ring apron, keeping his eyes on Richards the whole time. Alex Richards regaining that vertical base... and Ray Burnett is lining up his shot...
Jimmy Garcia: DROPKICK! Dropkick off the ring apron to the skull of Alex Richards! The number one contender is down! And now the official urging both men to get back in the ring...
One....
Two....
Gravedigger: Burnett now using Richards' ridiculous beard to pull him upright -- and give him one more elbow to the face!
Three....
Four....
Jimmy Garcia: But -- somehow -- Alex Richards shakes it off and grabs the much smaller Ray Burnett by the neck and shoulder! What's he going to do, Gravedigger?
CLANG!
Gravedigger: Run him into the ringpost, that's what! And now Richards rolls Burnett back into the ring, stopping the ref's count at five. Alex Richards through the ropes now as Burnett gets back to his feet, the two of them staring each other down.
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett takes a run across the ring for a spear attempt, but Alex Richards catches him and counters with a backbreaker! Alex Richards -- the number one contender for the UCI World Title -- in complete control of this match now! He lifts Ray up into a torture rack position!
Gravedigger: Burnett could be in real trouble now! He's going to have to dig deep if he's going to fight his way out of this one!
Jimmy Garcia: Not happening this time, GD! Richards drops Burnett on the canvas and follows that with a quick roll-up!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Gravedigger: And Burnett escapes! That's real heart, right there, Jimmy! Put this man down ten times, he gets up eleven! Big chop from Ray Burnett! And another! He backs Richards against the ropes with those chops, then delivers a quick series of MMA-style strikes ...and Alex Richards is dazed and confused!
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett has had some impressive wins in the past, and a victory over the former World Champion tonight could cement his place in UCI's history books!
Gravedigger: A backflip kick from Ray Burnett and now it's Alex Richards who's in trouble, Jimmy! Tonight marks the beginning of a losing streak for the Guardians, mark my words! Alex Richards hung up in the ropes... and Burnett lays into him with a series of stomps!
Jimmy Garcia: Alex Richards slumps to the mat and now it's Ray Burnett's turn to make his first pin of the night.
Gravedigger: One's all he's going to need, Jimmy.
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THRE--
Jimmy Garcia: NO! Alex Richards kicks out with authority!
Gravedigger: So close, damnit!
Jimmy Garcia: But Ray Burnett is far from done. He moves in for that legsweep... but Richards had that scouted and blocks the attempt! A solid right spins Burnett around and positions Alex perfectly for a bear hug!
Gravedigger: Look at him! He's squeezing the life out of Ray Burnett!
Jimmy Garcia: Not for long! Richards transitions into a spinebuster that leaves Burnett rolling on the mat in pain! Richards grabs Burnett in a double handed choke and throws him across the ring! The King of Mass Confusion charges after him, looking for that running knee...
Gravedigger: DENIED! Ray Burnett uses the corner for leverage and Richards eats a boot instead! Ray climbs onto the second turnbuckle and waits for Alex to turn back around... Kesagiri chop! Alex Richards drops again and Ray makes another cover!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Jimmy Garcia: Another kickout! Frustration written all over Burnett's face as he wonders what it's going to take to put the King away! Both men on their feet and Alex grabs for Burnett's throat, slings his arm across his neck... CHOKES-- NO!
Gravedigger: A well-timed knee to the face stops Richards' plan to chokeslam Ray Burnett into next week! Burnett doesn't let up, though! He stands toe-to-toe with Alex Richards, trading hands with the big man! This kid might be crazy!
Jimmy Garcia: That's UCI's kind of crazy, Gravedigger! This is where that street MMA experience really pays off for a smaller man like Ray Burnett!
Gravedigger: A powerful right from Alex leaves Burnett reeling! Burnett backs off to regroup, then comes back at Richards with an attempted spear -- only to be met with a devastating superkick instead! Is there no end to the amount of punishment this young man can take?
Jimmy Garcia: If there is, Alex Richards will find it, Gravedigger. He's got Ray now in that vertical suplex position, and he's just holding him there.
Gravedigger: Bad news for Burnett. The longer Richards keeps him in this position, the more blood rushes to his head -- he could even pass out, and that's what makes this so dangerous.
Jimmy Garcia: Here it goes.... suplex! Ray Burnett definitely looking the worse for wear now, but Alex isn't going for the pin yet. He wants to make absolutely sure he puts Burnett away!
Gravedigger: Alex Richards going to the corner, dragging Ray Burnett along with him. Richards on that top turnbuckle now as he sets Ray up for what appears to be a powerbomb.
Jimmy Garcia: And listen to this crowd! They know what's coming! Richards calling for the finisher that has put so many down before! SANITY SLIP! RAY BURNETT IS DONE! Richards hooks the leg.
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Gravedigger: Oh, great, another Guardians win. Wonderful.
"I'm Not Like Everybody Else" by the Kinks hits the speakers as Alex's hand is raised by the official to the cheers of the crowd. He takes a moment to soak it in, before he approaches a recovering Ray Burnett, hand outstretched in a show of sportsmanship. Burnett hesitates, suspicious, then gives him a halfhearted handshake and promptly rolls out of the ring. Down by the commentary booth, Kevin Bishop gazes up at Alex Richards with an unreadable expression. Their eyes meet. The Plague inclines his head in a nod of respect, then disappears to the back, leaving Alex to enjoy his victory. |
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Post by Results on Feb 7, 2017 15:18:28 GMT -6
Co-Main Event UCI Television Championship Barebones Match Teo Deo Sol © vs Demarcus Jordan
Nelly's "#1" blares on the overhead as DeMarcus Jordan makes his way out to the ring. He is welcomed to the ring by a mixture of boo's and cheers, but mostly boos. He stands on the ramp and raises the stolen TV title in the air, and the boos get even louder. He walks cockily down to the ring, stoping to show off the belt to fans. He runs his finger along the exposed guardrail before entering the ring. He jumps up and down a bit, but there is no give.
Gravedigger: The true UCI Television champion is standing before you Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: He stole that title. This was supposed to be a PPV match and he stole that tile.
Gravedigger: He made it so more people could watch, Jimmy. He is smart, and the rightful champion.
DeMarcus raises the title over his head in the middle of the ring, the jeers pretty much overpowering any cheers that might be left.
"Shining Star" by Earth, Wind, and Fire hits the PA and the Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applauds and chants as he rolls under the ropes into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: The fans absolutely love Teo Del Sol, Digger.
Gravedigger: Untrue. I am a fan and I don't love him one bit.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell. But he doesn't have to wait long as DeMarcus runs at him with the title belt, which Teo promptly ducks. DeMarcus hits the ropes and comes back swinging the belt. Teo, thinking wise, goes under DeMarcus's legs, jumping up to his feet quickly. DeMarcus spins around and promptly gets Teo's boot right to the jaw for it. DeMarcus staggers as Teo hits the ropes, hard, and rebounds with a dropkick on DeMarcus, knocking him out of the ring. Jordan lands hard on the unpadded ground.
Gravedigger: No big deal.
Jimmy Garcia: Wait...DeMarcus is holding his head.
Teo jumps up on the top rope, looking to fly, but DeMarcus is still laying on the ground, holding his head. The ref is kneeling beside him, and Teo is looking on from the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: DeMarcus doesn't seem to be moving.
Gravedigger: This was Teo's plan the whole time.
Jimmy Garcia: Its a dangerous match, both competitors are aware of how dangerous.
Teo hopes down from the top rope, and jumps down to the floor. He walks over and leans over DeMarcus, placing his hand on the injured mans back.
Jimmy Garcia: See, Teo is showing compasion.
And for that compassion, DeMarcus jumps forward and hits Teo with a low blow, knocking the man to his knees.
Gravedigger: Wrestling one oh one, Jimmy, never show compassion.
DeMarcus stands up, and points to his head, indicating that he is smart. He then turns back and proceeds to kick Teo while he is down, landing a few kicks to the top of Teo's head. DeMarcus then picks Teo up and whips him into the exposed steel barricade. Teo hits hard, and he clentches in pain. Jordan finds a steel chair and grabs it, aiming it at Teo. he runs and swings the chair....BUT NO, Teo jumps up and roundhouse kicks the chair right back into Jordan's face. DeMarcus turns away and Teo lunges at him, hitting a bulldog face first onto the concrete. Teo, looking to not waste any time, rolls DeMarcus back in the ring then rolls in himself. He quickly hits the ropes, jumps off the middle one, and hits a flying crossbody on DeMarcus. He pins.
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DeMarcus kicks out and Teo roll away. Teo makes his way to the top, looking as though he is hyping up the crowd.
Jimmy Garcia: This could be it.
He makes it to the top, still hyping the crowd. He leaps......AND BAM, DEMARCUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, TEO IS MET WITH THE SURFACE OF THE RING!
Gravedigger: BOOM! That had to hurt. Teo is such a NERD!
DeMarcus makes his way to his feet, he grabs Teo up and hits a suplex. Then he picks him up and does it again. Then he picks him up and does it again. He then goes down for the cover after three suplexes.
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Teo kicks out rather quickly and DeMarcus punches him in the jaw for it. Jordan picks up Teo and sets him up in the corner, picking Teo up so he is sitting up on the top rope. DeMarcus climbs up after that, looking to hit a suplex off the top rope. Teo struggles a bit. DeMarcus tries again but Teo struggles. Finally, Teo manages to throw DeMarcus down on the ring, But DeMarcus lands on his feet. Teo pops up onto the top rope, but DeMarcus is already coming for him, he runs up the ropes, kicking Teo right in the face, and Teo flies off the top onto the ground below. DeMarcus quickly rushes out of the ring. He picks Teo up and rolls him onto the announcers table. He picks Teo up...positions him...
Jimmy Garcia: Holy shit! Awesomeness through the table!
Gravedigger: Thats my man.
It takes awhile for either man to recover, of course DeMarcus is the the first one up though, he slowly but surely rolls Teo back into the ring. He rolls in himself and picks Teo up, looking to finish him. He sets Teo up again, but Teo, grabs Jordan's legs and pulls him out from underneath, causing DeMarcus to fall to his back. Teo sets up Jordan...
Jimmy Garcia: Habenero Hurricane! HE IS HEADED UP TOP!
Gravedigger: WAIT, SOMEONE IS COMING TO THE RING!
And sure enough, Teo, from the top rope turns and is met with a steelchair to the head, dropping him from the ropes into the ring.
Gravedigger: RAY BURNETT JUST SAVED DEMARCUS!
Ray continues the assualt on Teo, chair shot. Chair shot. DeMarcus is trying to use the ropes to pull himself up, Ray picks up Teo, setting him up...BUT TEO WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK sends Ray out of the ring!
Gravedigger: NUMBER ONE TO TEO! NUMBER ONE TO TEO!
Surely enough, while Teo was defending himself agains Ray Burnett, DeMarcus ran up and delivered Number One, a Codebreaker. DeMarcus with the cover.
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THREEEEEENONONONO
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT? TEO KICKED OUT!
Gravedigger: Impossible.
DeMarcus slams his fist on the mat, then shakes it cause there is no padding and it hurt, then uses the ropes to stand up. And like a fucking miracle, Teo hops up and runs to DeMarcus.
Gravedigger: NOOOOOO
Jimmy Garcia: TEO JUST HIT DEMARCUS'S OWN MOVE ON HIM!
Teo used the Number One on DeMarcus, who now lies on the mat. Teo pins.
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THREEEEENONONO
Ray Burnett is back in the ring, hammering at Teo, this time with the ring bell. Teo gets up but his hit with the bell again and falls against the turnbuckle. Ray kicks him in the corner a few times, then he turns to DeMarcus and helps him up. DeMarcus says something to Ray, then goes over to Teo and grabs him by the head. Ray sets the chair in the middle of the ring. DeMarcus drags Teo to the chair, and hits Awesomeness, a pedigree, to Teo on the chair. He pins.
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THREE!!!!
Gravedigger: ITS OVER! TEO'S DICTATORSHIP IS OVER!
Jimmy Garcia: He cheated! He couldn't beat Teo so he had someone help him.
DeMarcus grabs the belt quickly from the ring announcer, kisses it, then holds it to the sky. Ray Burnett walks up to him, and DeMarcus grabs his hand and raises it as well.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, I don't know what this means, but it can't be good.
Gravedigger: You are right. DeMarcus, the TV champ, and Ray Burnett? Its going to be great! |
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