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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:25:12 GMT -6
Introduction
The cameras move around the sold out Spectrum Center of Charlotte, North Carolina. Fans from all over the world have come to his moment to enjoy UCI’s Monday Night Overload providing a new taste of fresh talent from well versed other promotions. When finished showing the entire audience, the cameras revert back to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger sat behind the commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to Monday Night Overload! We are officially live in the Spectrum Center of Charlotte, North Carolina and tonight’s card features a whole new brand of talent from around the world pouring to perform on the number one platform, United Championship Infinite Wrestling!
Gravedigger: Damn right. New talent such as Stevie Mayhem, Damien Brenks, Gwen Gates, and Polly Pocket are all here tonight on the card to make their first impression. Hopefully they won’t be any failures or freakin’ weirdos. We have enough of those fucks already.
Jimmy Garcia: We have also our set of Television Division matches along with El Trebol Jr. defending his Television Championship against Bad News Brawler in a table match! Not to forget, the semifinals of the Watch The Throne Tournament leading into our next PPV on January 31st, Watch The Throne!
Gravedigger: Man, I can’t wait to see another Guardian losing such a great big opportunity. I jack off to it every time, let me tell you a story how I jacked off three cumshots in five minutes. It all started when-
“Relentless” by New Years Day cuts off Gravedigger’s chance to tell the story. An enraged Andre Holmes marches down to the ring wearing a black and white Reebok hoodie in the same apparel with tight black Reebok workout tights and shoes. He is completely pissed off as he storms out from the backstage area all the way down to the ring then climbs up on the steel steps taking a microphone on the way.
Gravedigger: GOD DAMMIT ANDRE!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre has stated on Twitter that he would call out the women who broke into his home and put a knife to his throats. The woman who took his World Championship away and the woman who he choked out at Civil War, Celeste Mallory!
Andre Holmes stands in the center of the ring. Body facing the stage, eyes never leaving it. He raises the microphone slowly with his MMA gloves on as his music fades, and breathes heavily into it.
Andre Holmes: Celeste. Bring your ugly ass out here and let’s do this.
No more words are spoken after that. He tosses the microphone out of the ring and patiently waits for her to follow his orders. Pacing back and forth in a line, Andre really wants to beat her down to a bloody pulp that even the crowd is chanting their true thoughts about this encounter.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Jimmy Garcia: Spence, no! Don’t allow this, please! Celeste, please don’t come out!
“Cry Little Sister” by I Will Never Be The Same immediately starts playing around the arena and Andre prepares for Celeste Mallory quickly walking down to the ring with her hair tied up. Wearing a Tap-Out grey T-Shirt on in tight blue jeans and black boots on, she runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring. The music fades away and right there the two warriors start brawling by throwing fists into each other like crazy.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: WOAH! HOLY SHIT! I’VE NEVER SEEN THEM GO AT LIKE THIS BEFORE!
Jimmy Garcia: WE NEED SECURITY NOW BEFORE THEY KILL EACH OTHER!
Andre manages to sweep her down onto her back but that doesn’t stop them from wrapping around each other throwing shots. Forearms, elbows, fists, every striking arsenal on the floor is thrown as they continue to roll back and forth on top each of each other. Finally, security rushes down to the ring in packs of tens or twenties then slides under the bottom rope to pull them apart.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
Celeste Mallory and Andre Holmes are pulled apart in separate opposing corners. Security members are doing their best to restrain them back although it might be proving futile from how much they want to kill each other. Mallory escapes from the clutches of her security oppressors and charges across the ring before leaping into the air to splash Andre. Once again, they are in the corner brawling with each other like crazy.
Gravedigger: OKAY NO! THIS NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW! HE’S HURTING MY BABY BOO!
Jimmy Garcia: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?!
Since the security cannot handle them, the entire UCI roster sprints down to the ring. Every athlete on the roster rushes down to the ring to help the security separate Andre Holmes and Celeste Mallory. Now the entire ring is overcrowded with a bunch of wrestlers and security keeping both furious warriors restrained in their corners. However, Andre slips past his group of people then charges across the ring to dive through the pile and Spear Mallory down on the canvas in the corner to rekindle the brawl!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET'S GO ANDRE! MALLORY! LET'S GO ANDRE! MALLORY!
Jimmy Garcia: WE CAN’T CONTINUE THE SHOW IF THIS CONTINUES TO HAPPEN! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!
They are pulled back against by each half of the entire security staff and roster. Andre and Celeste are hellbent on tearing each other apart until everyone’s attention is caught off guard.
“The Nature Boy” by CFO$ plays around the Spectrum Arena having the entire Charlotte crowd off their feet for their hometown hero, Ric Flair. He walks out from the back to center stage in that luxurious grey Tuxedo struttin’ his stuff and wooing the crowd. The spotlight is on him and everyone inside the ring cannot believe such a legend in the business is on this occasion. Hell even Andre and Celeste are still to watch his debut.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: NO FUCKING WAY! RIC FLAIR IS HERE IN UCI! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: THE SIXTEEN TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TWO TIME HALL OF FAMER IS OFFICIALLY HERE IN UCI! WHAT FOR?! I-I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
Ric Flair has a microphone under his chin held by that wrinkled old hands. He is smiling to the crowd, the Charlotte crowd, who absolutely adores the Nature boy.
Ric Flair: Now I know what you’re thinkin! Why is the NACHA BOI! The HIGH STYLIN’, PROFILIN’, LIMOUSINE RIDING, AND NOW UCI CLIMBING MAN OF ALL TIME IS HERE IN THE UCI! That’s because Spencer Adams called my phone and made me an offer I COULDN’T REFUSE! Tonight, I am your Guest GENERAL MANAGER!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: HOLY SHIT! THIS IS AMAZING! THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!
Ric Flair: Now Mallory, Now Andre! I’ve been watching this rivalry from the beginning and I’ve got a solution! Watch The Throne is the next Pay-Per-View and the NACHA BOI always has a trick up his sleeve! By the power invested in me tonight, I am establishing the rematch! Celeste Mallory vs Andre Holmes at Watch The Throne in the first ever...STEEL...CAGE...MATCH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOO! WOOO!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Celeste Mallory and Andre Holmes turn their heads at the same time to look at each other. Ric Flair however is on the stage struttin’ and dancing like a madman. No one can believe what just happened but he did it.
Jimmy Garcia: CELESTE MALLORY VERSUS ANDRE HOLMES! THE REMATCH HAS BEEN SET FOR WATCH THE THRONE AND IT’S UCI’S FIRST EVER STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Gravedigger: COMMERCIAL. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO CUM AGAIN! |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:25:43 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:29:22 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match
Damien Brenks vs Gwen Gates vs Polly Pocket
Jimmy Garcia: Our first match of the evening features three promising newcomers in Damien Brenks, Gwen Gates, and Polly Pocket.
Gravedigger: Two girls, one guy -- pretty average night if you're me, but for a guy like Brenks this will be a dream come true. Speak of the devil...
Taylor Lorde: The following match is a three-way competition scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, hailing from Ayr, Scotland; standing one-hundred ninety-three centimeters, weighing in at twenty stone.... He is the "One Man Army" -- DAMIEN BRENKS!!!
Blue Stahli's "Enemy" hits the speakers, and the crowd starts to go crazy with excitement as Damien comes out from back stage. Fireworks start to shower down in gold and Damien walks through the shower of sparks and starts waving the Scottish flag around as the crowd starts to cheer his name. Damien makes his way down the ramp and the sparkles stop; and then the ramp light up with Blue and White fireworks sparkling upwards. Once Damien gets to the ring he makes his way up the steps and put the flag in the ring post before he gets into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: This young man's amateur background in his hometown has served him well in the past, but tonight his UCI debut is going to put all of that experience to the test.
Taylor Lorde: And introducing... from Providence, Rhode Island; standing five-foot-seven, and weighing in at one-hundred thirty-seven pounds -- GWEN GATES!!!
"Bad Girls" by M.I.A. plays through the arena as Gwen Gates steps out onto the stage. She sprints down the ramp, bypassing the fans with a haughty indifference, then hops onto the ring apron, where she taunts the crowd for a moment before slipping between the ropes and strutting to her corner.
Gravedigger: This match hasn't even started, and things are already heating up! Say hello to my next future baby mama, Gwen Gates!
Jimmy Garcia: Gross. You do realize these women are trailblazers for their entire gender, not eye candy for chauvinist pigs.
Gravedigger: That's a very narrow-minded view, Jimmy. Why can't they be both?
Jimmy Garcia: I dont even know how to respond to that.
Taylor Lorde: Finally to the ring, also making her United Championship Infinite debut... from East of the River Bliss in the Fae Realm; standing five feet, one inch tall and weighing in at one-hundred and ten pounds... She is the "People's Princess" -- POLLY POCKET!!!
Polly’s music -- "When I Grow Up" by the PussyCat Dolls -- plays and she comes skipping out waving and smiling, with her manager, Peter, at her side. The duo then go skipping down the aisle to the ring tagging hands and hugging fans. At ringside, they both make a big lap around the ring high fiving people, throwing out little candy packets, and just being really happy and making the fans happy. From there, Polly slides into the ring and does a cute curtsy bow to each direction of the fans.
Gravedigger: Whoa! And off comes the tutu! I didn't know this was THAT kinda show! Yeah, take it off! Daddy Gravedigger gonna make it rain!
Jimmy Garcia: ....right. Ok, now the competitors are shaking hands -- two of them, anyway. Polly and Damien smiling as they shake, but Gwen refuses.
Gravedigger: And why should she? Look at these two hapless chumps. Gwen is obviously in a whole other class; she can't lower herself to their lev -- WHOA! Sucker punch to Polly Pocket, and a low blow to Damien Brenks! The bell rings and Gwen Gates is firmly in control of this match!
Jimmy Garcia: Gates wastes no time leaping on Brenks' back to cinch in a rear naked choke! Already reeling from that shot to the testicles, Brenks stumbles, trying to shake her off! Gwen responds by leaning back and tightening her hold!
Gravedigger: Damien's rescue from an unlikely corner as the Glitter Girl flies at him with a knee-level crossbody! Brenks hits the mat, squashing my girl Gwen! Polly Pocket with an early pin!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Jimmy Garcia: Only a two-count! Damien Brenks forcefully lifts his shoulder and sends the hundred-and-ten pound People's Princess sailing across the ring! Brenks leaps to his feet, with a dazed Gwen Gates still clinging to him! He swings Gates around and lifts her up for a stalling suplex...
Gravedigger: But Gwen fights her way out of it and lands safely on her feet! Gates to the ropes, rebounds with a running headscissors takedown! Gwen working on that Texas cloverleaf now -- she obviously studied her opponent and knows that knee is the Hunter's weakness. That's smart wrestling!
Jimmy Garcia: Brenks now struggling against the hold, but Gates has it locked in tight. Now, as my broadcast partner can confirm, this is a hold that gets more painful the longer it goes on, and Damien Brenks is already feeling it! He reaches for the ropes, but they're too far away...
Gravedigger: And, for some reason, Polly Pocket is on the ropes, trying to get the crowd behind her opponent... She's actually urging them to cheer for him! Listen!
Crowd: LET'S GO, DAMIEN! LET'S GO, DAMIEN!
As the crowd chants, they pound rhythmically on the steel barricade. Energized, Damien Brenks suddenly finds the strength to heave himself forward, just far enough for his fingertips to graze the ropes, and the referee orders a break. Reluctantly, Gwen Gates releases him, a sneer on her face as she backs away.
Jimmy Garcia: Out of nowhere, Polly Pocket snakes an arm around Gwen Gates' neck and pulls her into position for a DDT!
Gravedigger: Gwen improvises! She drops her weight, pulling the lighter Pocket off balance, and capitalizes with a quick roll-up! Polly Pocket rolls throught and denies my girl the pin -- this time... The two square off, Pocket raising one hand and calling for a test of strength. Is she insane?
Jimmy Garcia: That's the prevailing opinion, GD. They lock up, and it goes the obvious way. Gwen overpowers Polly, and rocks her jaw with a forearm smash that sends the fairy princess stumbling across the ring. Gates lines Pocket up in her sights.... she takes a run at her... Polly Pocket pulls down that top rope just in the nick of time, and spills Gwen Gates to the outside!
Gravedigger: Booo! You're a terrible fairy!
Jimmy Garcia: Pocket turns her attention now to Damien Brenks, and feeds him a spinning backfist. He was not expecting that! Brenks shakes it off and gives Polly a grin... I'm not sure I like the look of it, and neither is Polly.
Gravedigger: And Brenks with a swinging side slam... into a uranage neckbreaker! He calls that the "Brink of Anarchy", and you can absolutely see why! Damien Brenks just destroyed the weirdo fairy chick! Brenks makes the pin.
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THR --
Jimmy Garcia: A MISSILE DROPKICK from Gwen Gates crushes both opponents and breaks up the pinfall! The One Man Army climbs back to a vertical base, looking to turn his frustrations on Gwen! He lunges for her, but Gwen Gates evades, and shoves him into the path of a kip-up hurricanrana from Polly Pocket!
Gravedigger: Gwen follows up with a dropkick that sends Brenks to the outside! Now the girls square off again, a classic collar-and-elbow this time. But not for long! Gwen with a kick to the midsection of Polly Pocket, stays in control with a legsweep... and a fujiwara armbar! Here's where the submission expertise of Gwen Gates really comes into play.
Jimmy Garcia: There is no escaping this technique, and Polly seems to realize that. She lifts a hand, maybe to tap out.... WAIT! Gates just let go of the armbar! She not letting Pocket end this yet! Gwen pulls Polly up and lays into her with a back elbow!
Gravedigger: Vicious little minx! I love it! Do it again!
Jimmy Garcia: I think she heard you, 'Digger. She winds up to take another shot -- BLOCKED! Polly Pocket actually blocked that vicious elbow! Pocket backs up to create some space, then comes back with a swinging neckbreaker to Gwen Gates! Gates is down! This is brutal!
Gravedigger: And here comes Damien Brenks! He makes a grab for Pocket, but Pocket evades! Cartwheel kick! Brenks is seeing stars!
Jimmy Garcia: Polly Pocket going to the corner now, to climb the turnbuckles! She poses for the crowd -- and that could be a mistake! Gwen Gates looks to take advantage of the precarious situation, but she's intercepted by Polly's manager, Peter! Polly Pocket off the top!
Gravedigger: Superman punch to Damien Brenks! Or, as she calls it, "Fist of the Fae." Ugh. Pocket hooks the leg!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Jimmy Garcia: She did it! Polly Pocket is victorious in her debut match here in the UCI! |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:33:22 GMT -6
Mesterio Raine vs Lydia
Taylor Lorde: The following is scheduled for one fall!
Dig You a Hole by Terror Universal hits the PA as Mesterio Raine emerges from the curtain. Fans boo wildly as he makes his way down to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope, staring out at the jeering audience as he gets to his feet and waits for his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: Mesterio Raine back after spending a couple weeks on the shelf!
Gravedigger: Hopefully this week brings him a bit more luck.
Cold Blooded by The Future Babes plays throughout the arena as the lights go out and the pyro hits the stage in an explosion. Once the fireworks disappear Lydia stands on the stage staring down at the ring. A sinister smile crosses her face as she slowly makes her way to the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Big match here tonight between two people with a deep connection that was established long before their time in UCI!
Gravedigger: We know about the connection, Lydia’s father feuding with Mesterio in his time. She’s hoping to make a major splash against Raine here.
The two competitors step to each other in the center of the ring, smirking as the ref steps aside and calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!
Gravedigger: European uppercut from Raine as Lydia attempts the tie up.
Jimmy Garcia: That one wobbling her!
Gravedigger: Lydia with a big uppercut of her own.
Lydia bounces back off the ropes as Mesterio grabs at the targeted jaw.
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the face from Raine!
Gravedigger: Slingblade from Mesterio!
Jimmy Garcia: Raine down into the hold now, applying pressure around the head!
Gravedigger: It seems Raine is testing Lydia here.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s a proving ground type moment for Lydia!
Raine smiles towards the camera as the crowd boos him once more. He tightens up the hold as Lydia screams out in pain before shifting her body and getting underneath Raine.
1!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Mesterio right back on the attack with the knee to the back of the head.
Jimmy Garcia: A couple more for good measure as we get a pinfall attempt from him!
1!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Dragging Lydia to her feet, whipping her hard against the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning wheel kick on the rebound!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Lydia wastes no time as she rushes to the turnbuckle for flight.
Gravedigger: Raine rushing back up, leaping to the top to join Lydia.
Jimmy Garcia: Trading blows now, it’s all about the fight to see who goes crashing to the mat!
Gravedigger: Elbow to the temple from Lydia.
Jimmy Garcia: Raine firing back with one of his own!
As Lydia teeters on the top, Raine climbs up a step further.
Gravedigger: Another elbow attempt from Raine.
Jimmy Garcia: What’s Lydia doing?! No way!
Gravedigger: Bloody Sunday from the top!
Jimmy Garcia: Put a fork in it, this one is over!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Lydia!
Lydia gingerly rolls off Raine, still recovering from the finish as she lifts her arm skyward.
Gravedigger: Tonight was said to be about proving something for Lydia and she’s done just that!
Jimmy Garcia: Big things for Lydia with a hell of a showing! |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:34:12 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:38:14 GMT -6
Television Division Match Stevie Mayhem vs PerZag
Jimmy Garcia: Stevie Mayhem making his debut tonight against the cocky Perzag. What do you think about this match Gravedigger?
Gravedigger: You think Stevie drives a Uber? Because I could really use a cab ride.
Jimmy Garcia: What?
Gravedigger: I miss Marc.
Jimmy Garcia: I don't get it.
Gravedigger: You wouldn't.
Jimmy Garcia: This is why they pay you 5 times as much as me. To talk nonsense instead of previewing the match.
Gravedigger: It's only 5 times? It should be 10!
Jimmy Garcia: Are you serious? Prove it! Say something insightful about this match.
Gravedigger: Perzag sucks. I hope Stevie hits him with a weapon until he bleeds.
Jimmy Garcia: And that's why you're the best color man in the business.
Gravedigger: You know it.
Jimmy Garcia: That was sarcasm!
Metalingus" by Alter Bridge and the crowd goes wild with boos except for the women who cheer. Stevie Mayhem come out with my backpack of weapons and turn around, raising my arms, everyone chants "EAT SHIT AND DIE". As Stevie goes down the ramp, the crowd keeps chanting his name. He slides in and calls the ref a faggot before going to his corner.
Jimmy Garcia: Kind of a vulgar individual isn't he?
Gravedigger: I miss him too.
Jimmy Garcia: EAT SHIT AND DIE!
Gravedigger: Are you talking to me? Because we're gonna have a problem if you are.
Jimmy Garcia: Umm.. no. I'm just a fan of Stevie Mayhem.
Gravedigger: You would be. What do you know about this guy?
Jimmy Garcia: I heard he has a move called Bishop's a Faggot which he only uses against UCI world champion Kevin Bishop.
Gravedigger: I like him more after hearing that. Kevin Bishop stole that world title from my favorite wrestler Celeste Mallory.
The start of 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor plays as the lights go off. After a brief moment, a spotlight shines next to the ring, where a man wearing a black hoodie stands, waiting. He grabs at the hood that is covering his head, and slowly drags it off, revealing his shoulder length blonde hair. He stretches his neck from side to side before unzipping the hoodie, and taking it off. He drops it on the ground behind him and stares into the ring. He walks slowly towards the ring apron where a microphone is placed, and he picks it up off of the apron. He climbs onto the apron, and turns around staring down the entrance ramp.
Jimmy Garcia: The opening bell sounds and the two men lock up and Perzag immediately low blows Stevie with a mule kick then DDTs him. Why is the referee not even warning him?
Gravedigger: Stevie just called the referee a faggot. What did he expect was gonna happen?
Jimmy Garcia: I'll give you that. Perzag chokes Stevie on the mat without so much as a count from the ref. Now he pulls him up and gives him a snap mare then a rolling neck snap follow up by Perzag. He waits for Mayhem to get up and connects with a picture perfect dropkick right on the kisser.
Gravedigger: Kisser? That's the best you got? This is why I make the big money. Perzag waits for him to get up and connects with a fame asser! He makes the cover.
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kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: Suplex by Perzag then he follows it up by irish whipping Stevie to the corner. Ohh.. would you look at that? He just slapped Stevie across the face and told him he'll never be worthy!
Gravedigger: Now that I like! Don't just beat a man.. embarass him too! Uh oh.. maybe not.. it looks like it pissed Stevie off! He just fish hooked Perzag and now he's clawing at his eyes! Vicious headbutt by Stevie.. he's stomping a mud hole on Perzag in the corner! Now he's giving him the good old boot choke!
Jimmy Garcia: I thought you were in favor of Perzag.
Gravedigger: I'm in favor of anyone who's hurting their opponent. Now Mayhem is gonna leap on him with a thesz press and unload with punches again!
Jimmy Garcia: The referee is counting Stevie for his illegal move by the way! However I'm thinking perhaps it was a bad idea for Perzag to antagonize this guy, he's clearly pyschotic! He whips Perzag off the ropes and screams out eat shit and die which throwing a superman punch but Perzag ducked out of the way and rips through Stevie with a spear! He places Stevie on the top and superplexes him!
Gravedigger: Now look at that.. he screams in his face you're still not worthy and nails him with the worthiest move of all! Perzag covers him.
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3!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, Perzag!
Gravedigger: This week Perzag expressed anger over the fact he hasn't been receiving the title shots he thinks he deserves. He came into this match with a chip on his shoulder and took it out on this newcomer.
Jimmy Garcia: Mayhem brought the unpredictability. But Perzag just proved to be more polished.
Gravedigger: Wow, you finally said something that made sense. That's your one a month, right? |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:45:41 GMT -6
Petrov vs Jared Black vs Albion Enigma
Jimmy Garcia: Our next contest involved three of the hottest prospects in the UCI. All three made impressive statements this week during their first appearances. Only time will tell if they can live up to their impressive talk during the match. But the future could be bright for all of them. Petrov takes on Jared Black and Albion Enigma.
Gravedigger: Shut up Jimmy. I'm not letting you ruin this match! I'm going to call the whole thing by myself! Black and Enigma are already in the ring. Here comes Petrov. The total fucking badass! He enters the ring and rips out Jared Black's spine and beats him to death with it! Then he grabs Enigma by the tongue and turns him inside out. Petrov blows up the ring! Now look at him.. he's having sex with Taylor Lorde using his cock like tree trunk!
Jimmy Garcia: None of that happened! And why are you shilling for Petrov anyways?
Gravedigger: He told me if I did he would celebrate his victory by fucking you up announcer buddy. Apparently you're the only person he hates more then narrators.
Jimmy swallows hard.
Jimmy Garcia: Go anyone else I guess.
Gravedigger: There's the opening bell and look at that. The MMA striker Jared Black and Petrov are in the middle of the ring exchanging strikes back and forth. Petrov has to have 50 pounds on Black but Jared is definately holding his own. Until that big spinning back elbow by Petrov rocked Jared! Oh, Jared comes back with a roundhouse kick to the knee then sweeps the leg! He immediately gets the back of Petrov and starts reigning back strikes to the back of neck and head and now he's locked in a rear naked choke. Why has this move become legal over the years in wrestling? It's a fucking choke.
Albion Enigma: Hi guys.
Jimmy Garcia: Umm.. aren't you in this match.
Albion Enigma: Those guys look busy fighting each other so I figured I would come over here and introduce myself.
Gravedigger: You're just afraid of them.
Albion Enigma: I can make you eat your words there, Gravedigger.
Jimmy Garcia: And just like that Enigma has left the broadcast booth and returned to the ring.
Gravedigger: What a weirdo. Meanwhile Petrov has now stood up with Jared still on his back and Enigma dropkicks him down crushing Black beneath him. Petrov gets up and eats the correct answer.. that hard running knee! He makes a pin!
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broken up by Jared Black!
Jimmy Garcia: Jared will whip Enigma off the ropes and bicycle kick him down hard! He waits for Petrov to get up and spinebusters him down hard on top of Albion! He rolls Petrov off and locks in.. a double fujiwara armbar! He might get both opponents to submit at the same time!
Gravedigger: That would impress even me. But I dunno if he can get enough leverage to apply the proper amount of pressure. And uh oh.. Petrov and Engima have both stood up now and execute a double backbreaker on Black! Both of these guys are from Eastern Bloc countries. Maybe we have a potential tag team on our hands. They whip Jared off the ropes and nail him with a double flapjack!
Jimmy Garcia: Jared Black is not going to survive if this keeps up. Vicious double clothesline now! And then Petrov.. Petrov just leveled Albion with a big boot!
Gravedigger: Petrov is a total fucking bad ass! He doesn't need anyone! Now he's locked in a full nelson on Enigma! He's gonna make him give up then he's going to destroy you too Jimmy! This is about to become my favorite Overload ever! Woah! Jared Black just grabbed Petrov from behind and german suplexed him causing Petrov to full nelson suplex Enigma! We got a bridge and a count!
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Kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: What just happened?
Gravedigger: Well amateur. Both sets of shoulders were down and the referee was counting the pin. Enigma got his shoulder off the canvas breaking his count then Petrov kicked out. And now Jared rams the heads of his two opponents together and dumps Petrov out of the ring! It looks like he wants to pick on the smaller man here. I approve of that choice. And a hard belly to belly suplex rocks the debuting Albion! He's going to lift him up over his shoulder and reverse piledriver! He calls that the Revelation! He makes the pin!
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3!
Jimmy Garcia: No.. Albion got the shoulder up just before the three. Now he's lifts him up over the shoulder again is he going to repeat the hold?
Gravedigger: No, he's got something better in mind. I heard he likes to do that move off of the top rope and he's climbing the ropes as we speak. This will end the match and spoil my dreams of Petrov hurting you.. bastard. But no! Enigma rolled forward and nailed a version of the diamond dust off the top rope on Black! Albion looks still he's still hurt and unable to follow up. Jared Black smartly rolls to the floor and Petrov rolls back in. This is going to be great!
Jimmy Garcia: Big uppercut by Petrov rocks Enigma.. then a boot to the gut. C'mon Albion.. you gotta do something! Petrov is positioning him for a powerbomb..
Gravedigger: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
Jimmy Garcia: You don't need to chant along with Petrov and the crowd as he does this move.. but Albion countered it with a double armed DDT! Hew grabs the hands of Petrov and hit a great desperation move! Now he's going to STO Petrov! The back of his head hit the mat hard! He's got a cover.
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kick out!
Gravedigger: He's only gonna make Petrov mad. Belly to belly suplex! I gotta admit that was impressive. Now a running big splash!
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another kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: Running Yakuza kick by Enigma knocks Petrov right in the corner. Albion knowing a good thing when he sees it climbs up onto the middle rope and pounds away with a series of hard right hands on Petrov. Jared Black also knows a good thing when he sees it.. he slides into the ring and executes a belly to back suplex on Enigma! Then clotheslines Petrov over the top rope!
Gravedigger: If Petrov can't win at least Black is going to.. I guess. He goes the the top rope and sends Enigma flying with a vicious shoulder block! He gets up but he looks dazed and that roundhouse kick to the head.. yeah goodnight!
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Jimmy Garcia: Still some fight left in the mysterious newcomer but there might not be soon as Jared neck cranks him and uses his free arm to reign down elbows to the exposed neck of the newcomer.
Gravedigger: This shows the experience level of Jared compared to his opponent. Look at him target the neck now. And he's locked in.. a dragon sleeper! You injure a body part then you use it to win. Wrestling 101 Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: No quit in this kid though. The referee is asking but Albino is refusing to give up. And he reaches out and barely brushes the bottom rope. But it still counts.
Gravedigger: Yeah but now he's getting stomped to the head. He's going to wish he gave up. Fireman's carry now by Jared.. into the cutter! That's the Pitch Black II!
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Nailed with a vicious big boot to the skull by Petrov!
Jimmy Garcia: Petrov pulls Jared to the floor now. He's going to steal Jared's pin!
Gravedigger: Yes yes yes! Get ready for the beat down Jimmy! Petrov is in the ring and he drags Enigma to his feet.
Petrov: Fuck you mystery buddy!
Jimmy Garcia: Albion can barely stand. In fact he's only stand because Petrov is holding him up. Petrov shoves him off the ropes for a backdrop... he telegraphed it! Albino takes advantage with his impaler DDT.. the Enigma Solver! He's got a cover
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Gravedigger: Jared Black jumps on top to break it up.. and damnit the bells sounds! He was a split second too late! Damnit damnit damnit!
Jimmy Garcia: What a debut from Albino! He snatches victory from near certain defeat.
Gravedigger: If Petrov didn't break up that pin Jared Black had him. Winning this match might be the worst mistake Enigma ever made.
Jimmy Garcia: Since when is winning ever a bad thing? Now who's making no sense.
Gravedigger: I hate you so much Jimmy. Jared Black is still going to have the brighter career Jimmy, that's what I meant.
Jimmy Garcia: That's not what I saw Gravedigger. I saw Albino beat two men tonight and the future looks very bright for the mysterious loner Gravedigger! |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:46:35 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:49:19 GMT -6
John Ojeda vs Teo Del Sol
Taylor Lorde: The following is scheduled for one fall!
Pistolvanyia Pt 2" By Vinnie Paz hits the PA as John Ojeda emerges onto the stage, the crowd popping instantly for the newcomer as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, John "Wrath" Ojeda!!
Gravedigger: Ojeda looks amped and ready to go.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent Teo del Sol!
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applauds and chants as he rolls under the ropes into the ring.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell.
Jimmy Garcia: And were off! Teo rushes Ojeda, who ducks a lariat. Teo rebounds off the ropes nailing Ojeda with a springboard elbow.
Gravedigger: Teo looking to pick up an early win, but only gets a two count!
Both men get to their feet and tie up, Ojeda gets the upper hand and locks Teo in a side headlock. Teo hits Ojeda in the gut with a couple stiff shots. Ojeda throws Teo into the ropes and upon rebounding Teo is belly to belly suplexed over head.
Jimmy Garcia: What a move by Ojeda.
Gravedigger: Both these men going all out here Jimmy.
Teo uses the ropes to get back to his feet, as he does Ojeda goes for a running roundhouse kick. Teo senses it and pulls the top rope down, spilling the charging man to the foor. The masked man then looks behind him, then down at his rising opponent. The crowd pops as TEo runs and rebounds off the furthest ropes then dives over top and hits Ojeda with a flipping 360 plancha sending both men crashing into the ground.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god!!
Gravedigger: Now can he capitalize on that? Or did it just cause more harm than good.
The referee begins to count,
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Teo gets himself pulled up on the apron and rolls in.
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Ojeda stats to stir and crawls over to the apron, pulling himself up.
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Jimmy Garcia: Teo goes for a baseball slide, OH! Ojeda has it scouted and what power on display!
Ojeda upon catching the lighter man lifts him in a modified side slam into the apron.
Gravedigger: OH! And Teos head bounced of the side of the ring hard there, he may be out cold.
Jimmy Garcia: And Ojeda rolls back into the ring.
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Teo begins to stir.
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Teo gets up on the ring apron and Ojeda charges him, but is caught with a hellish enzuguri.
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Teo leaps from the apron to the top turnbuckle then nails Ojeda with a body splash.
Jimmy Garcia: The Habanero High Dive!
Gravedigger: And with that Teo del Sol barely pulls out the win!! |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:54:05 GMT -6
Television Division Match Falls Count Anywhere Bolas de Arena vs Demarcus Jordan
Jimmy Garcia: Fresh off of an embarassing quick loss last week. DeMarcus Jordan returns to action in a falls count anywhere match against the world's favorite jackass.
Gravedigger: Why you have to go there, Jimmy?
Jimmy Garcia: Because he lost quickly last week against Rising Stars Champion, Casey Holiday.
Gravedigger: You're racist against DeMarcus aren't you Jimmy?
Jimmy Garcia: What? That's ridicious! First off I'm Mexican. Secondly how are you accusing anyone of being racist Gravedigger? You of all people.
Gravedigger: I know a racist when I see one.
Jimmy Garcia: I am not.
Gravedigger: Don't try to deny it. We all know that's why you want Bolas De Arana to win this match.
Jimmy Garcia: It is not!
Gravedigger: So you don't think Bolas is going to win?
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas took former world champion Alex Richards to the limit a few weeks ago. While DeMarcus was defeated in mere seconds by newcomer Casey Holiday.
Gravedigger: There you go.. bringing that up again.. I rest my case.
Jimmy's response is cut off as "Smooth Criminal" starts and the crowd goes wild as the Worlds Favorite Jackass comes out to a roar. He raises his hands in the air, does a double fist pump and runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He practically slides to the middle, striking a sexy "I'm on a bear skin rug" pose, before bouncing up and climbing a turnbuckle to the roar of his fans. He walks to the ref, shakes his hand, sticks some Monopoly money in his hand and walks away, the mask winking at the crowd as he points out pretty women and happy children in the crowd and waves to them.
Taylor Lorde: The following contest is a falls count anywhere television title division match is and set for one fall! Currently in the ring, The world's favorite Jackass.. Bolas De Arana! And his opponent soon to be making his way to the ring area... DeMarcus Jordan!
#1 by Nelly plays over the loudspeakers but no one comes out. The song starts again but still no one comes out. The UCI jumbotron crackles to life and we see DeMarcus Jordan relaxing on a chair in his locker room.
DeMarcus: Hey.. Spider Balls.. you must not just be short in stature.. you're short in brains too. This is a falls count anywhere match. That means I don't even have to come to the ring if I don't want to. And you know what.. I don't think you're worh coming to the ring for. So maybe you should come to me.
Jimmy Garcia: DeMarcus Jordan showing a cowardly streak.
Gravedigger: No, he's showing veteran smarts. Demarcus doesn't have anything to prove, Bolas does. Let him make the first move.
Bolas seems ready to exit the ring when..
Gravedigger: Would you look at that! A guy wearing a luchadore mask and a DeMarcus Jordan long sleeved shirt just jumped the railing and is in the ring and attacking De Arana from behind!
Jimmy Garcia: That's no fan! We all know that's Jordan!
Gravedigger: I know one such thing. The fan is really rocking Bolas with punches though.. he fires him off the ropes and Bolas comes back with a slingshot forearm! He whips him off the ropes and connects with a vicious european uppercut! You know I'm no fan of Bolas but I'm a huge fan of idiots who step into the ring getting their asses kicked.
Jimmy Garcia: That is no fan! Belly to belly suplex by The World's Favorite Jackass on who we all know is DeMarcus Jordan! Now he's going up to the top rope.. and nails him with the 630 senton! DeMarcus's dirty trick backfired big time tonight! He isn't moving!
Gravedigger: I'm telling you.. it's not DeMarcus. You're Gonna Need A Towel! The Canadian Destroyer has been hit! Now Bolas is gesturing to the crowd he's going to remove the mask!
Jimmy Garcia: Now you're gonna have to admit it's DeMarcus.. Spider Balls pulls off the mask and..
Gravedigger: Ha! Told you! It's UCI jobber Camyno!
Jimmy Garcia: Wait a second, DeMarcus Jordan just slide into the ring steel chair in hand. Bolas turns around and gets blasted in the face with a full shot from the weapon! What a cheap move!
Gravedigger: Falls count anywhere! That's not only legal. But brillant! Awesomeness on the chair! He knocked him cold with that pedigree! DeMarcus makes the cover.
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Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, DeMarcus Jordan!
Gravedigger: Mimimum effort, maximum result. DeMarcus Jordan obviously paid Camyno to provide that distraction and he took full advantage. DeMarcus made a statement that he's going to own this television title division and took zero damage.
Jimmy Garcia: He cheated! I'm sure Bolas is going to have something to say about that when he wakes up.
Gravedigger: We already went over this Jimmy. That wasn't cheating, it was merely smart play. |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:55:08 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 0:56:49 GMT -6
El Trebol Jr. Segment
Overload cuts backstage where UCI’s resident interviewer FPV is on standby, mic in hand. Beside him stood, with just his green head poking out at the bottom of the screen for those watching at home, El Trébol Jr.
FPV: Its now my honor to introduce to the UCI universe their Television Champion, El—
Voice: Hoooold your horses there, young man.
The camera expands (cutting El Trébol out of the shot) as none other than the guest GM Ric Flair steps onto the set. He too had his own microphone, but his had been spray painted gold to better match his illustrious presence.
Ric Flair: I’ve decided that I’m going to run this next interview. I’m sure your Television Champion is a big star, but we both know it wouldn’t hurt if he’s seen alongside The Nature Boy himself.
FPV doesn’t even know what to say as he shakes his head before stepping off-camera. With a wide grin, Ric holds the mic up and looks left and right.
Ric Flair: Now, where is this champion?
A cough is heard from off-camera followed by a somewhat timid voice.
El Trébol: Down here, sir.
Flair looks down and his eyes widen as the camera zooms out to add the little luchador back into the shot. The UCI Television title rested across his shoulder, his green mask reflecting slightly against the metal.
Ric Flair: Well let me just apologize, son. Didn’t see you there.
Flair looks off-camera, snapping his fingers quickly.
Ric Flair: Somebody get me a pen or something so I can sign this child’s belt before the Television Champion shows up for his interview. Chop, Chop.
Flair chuckles.
Ric Flair: Heh, chop. WOOOOOO!
El Trébol shakes his head silently, though the guest GM doesn’t notice.
El Trébol: Sir, you don’t understand. I am the Television Champion.
Flair reaches out without even looking down and pats El Trébol on the top of his head.
Ric Flair: That’s fantastic, son. Now wait just a moment and we’ll see about getting you that autograph.
Flair walks off-camera, assuming the shot had been paused until the real champion showed up, to find a pen. El Trébol remains behind with a look of disbelief.
El Trébol: It always stings a little bit when you’re mistaken for a child, but when one of your childhood heroes does it, it hits a little bit harder.
A pause, as El Trébol looks dead into the camera.
El Trébol: It’s a good thing you’re nothing like that to me, Demarcus Jordan, else I might find it a little to resist you. No, your dismissal is invigorating because it gives me a new hurdle to jump, a new obstacle to overcome. Before your attack, I was ready to take this reign week to week like is expected. No win is guaranteed. But you, Demarcus, have given me a confidence to defy my instincts.
The little luchador points to the camera.
El Trébol: You set your title match for Watch the Throne, and dammit if I’m not going to be the one holding the belt to face you there. So this is me, El Trébol Jr, telling the world that every outcome between tonight and then has already been decided. I’m going to be the Bad News Brawler. I’m going to beat whoever is forced into the ring against me next week. I will beat anyone who stands between me before Watch the Throne.
One final pause
El Trébol Jr: I’ll see you then, Demarcus.
El Trébol Jr walks off-camera the very moment that Ric Flair walks back on, pen in hand.
Ric Flair: Hey, where are you going little guy. Don’t you want the autograph?
Flair follows after the Television Champion as Overload cuts back to ringside |
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 1:01:49 GMT -6
Andre Holmes vs Karlie Nash
After a crazy Falls Count Anywhere Match, the next match on the card can be considered a proving ground match. The Face of UCI, Andre Holmes, will be facing off against up and coming athlete on the UCI Roster, Karlie Nash. While the cameras are surveying the crowd after returning to the interior of the Spectrum Center of North Carolina, it comes back to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger ready to call the action behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Overload! We are live in the Spectrum Center here in Charlotte, North Carolina! After that hellacious Falls Count Anywhere Match, we are now coming into a featured match on the card. Karlie Nash will have the opportunity of a lifetime to face off against The Face of UCI, Andre Holmes.
Gravedigger: Yeah. Add her to another reason why Andre Holmes is on a losing streak. The guy is an egomaniac who had no right to put his hands on Celeste earlier. A natural born woman abuser who can’t take a loss without his ego getting hurt. We’ve seen it yesterday with Kuno Kenji, he’s even throwing death threats at him on social media now!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash has stated that she can also be Relentless inside the ring. This challenge to her is just another stepping stone in her career and that she is ready to take up the mantle in dethroning a a former World Champion. A victory over Andre Holmes can really jumpstart your career into the main event.
Gravedigger: Oh yeah! A victory over Andre Holmes means something now? Wow. One day I’ll get into the ring with that midget and easily beat him down into a bloody pulp.
The cameras now show Taylor Lorde standing in the center of the ring wearing her signature blue dress along with her black heels. She smiles into the camera holding that microphone under her chin while she gets the cue from productions to begin with the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
“War Machine” by AC/DC starts playing around the Spectrum Center already sparking boos all around the interior of the building. Tracy Dixon walks out from the back behind Karlie Nash who stands center stage looking at all the loyal fans of UCI throwing insults and motivated boos into her direction. Karlie rolls her eyes, obviously having disdain for the crowd then looks over her right shoulder to gesture her manager to follow her down the entrance path.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Both ladies are walking down the ring ignoring the fans behind the barricade stretching their arms out to touch her. Karlie Nash is looking forward to pull off possibly the biggest upset in her career. Wearing Desert Camo shorts, black boots, hand wraps and a black tank top. Karlie Nash hops onto the apron before moving through the ropes leaving her manager to stand by her corner at ringside.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota! At five feet, eleven inches tall, weighing at 172 pounds. Accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon, she is “The Cougar Hunter” Karlie Nash!
Karlie walks over to her corner then climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle. She flashes the loser sign on top of her forehead to the entire fans at ringside who are responding with louder boos and explicit insults. Her manager, Tracy, is also repeating the gesture until her client hops off the middle rope to prepare for her biggest opponent in her UCI career so far.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash is best known for her consistency in the ring and her desire to improve everyday but her in-ring style should the referee be aware. She has no issues breaking the rules and doing whatever it takes to score a win for her team. With also the help of her manager, you’re going to need an eye in the back of your head.
Gravedigger: Shut up Jimmy! There is absolutely nothing wrong with seeking help from great legal representatives in Athletic Sports! She’s probably USADA to ensure nothing bad happens to her clients.
The most popular guitar riff immediately cues all the lights in the arena to shut off. Grey colored video clips of Andre Holmes is show on the titantron until “Relentless” by New Years Day starts playing around the arena. Andre Holmes walks out to a spotlight shining on him center stage with his leather black hoodie over his head only revealing his face. Lights start flashing and dancing around the entire audience who are extremely happy to see the Face of UCI making his presence in Charlotte.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Andre starts walking down the entrance path letting the fans behind the barricades touching his body. Just before he even makes it to the apron, the lyrics “Tear Me Down, It Won’t Build You Up” are heard and he poses in that lone wolf stance. A primal scream is shot from his vocal chords cueing all lights to shine brightly with smoke emerging from the stage in a single line simultaneous fashion.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Wearing a simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it. His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is now established as the Face of UCI, and the inaugural UCI Killing Floor Winner, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Andre hops onto the apron leaning forward with both hands on the top rope. His eyes are fixated upon Karlie who doesn’t leave her corner. Walking over to the turnbuckles, he stands on the middle one outside of the ropes where smoke covers his body from below. All lights shut off except for a bright spotlight to shine behind him which produces a visual effect of his silhouette to the North Carolina crowd.
Gravedigger: Look, it’s the woman beater! The homophobic killer and now the Japanese mutilator. Triple Threat of a man who should be sent to prison rather than allowed to even compete in this great company. He’s the Face of UCI? I should be the Vice President in the Boardroom!
Jimmy Garcia: Although he lost to Kuno Kenji last week, Andre said he wanted the last laugh. He almost ended Kuno’s career with a Package Piledriver through this very announce table. In his promo, Andre said that he will have Karlie’s head on a silver platter and send it to Celeste Mallory as a message for what's to come. Let’s see what is going to happen.
His music fades away as Andre has his jacket thrown out to ringside and gets into that Kickboxing stance. With everything in motion, the referee waves his arm in the air to signal the bell keeper to get this match underway.
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre and Karlie both leave their corners at a respectful pace. The Relentless athlete is using that Kickboxing footwork to move swiftly around the ring while Karlie is looking to keep her distance because she knows how well versed he is in MMA. When they get closer, she backs off into the ropes of her corner leaving the referee to hold him back. Tracy is giving her tips while Andre wants to knock her out.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
She leaves the ropes again and both competitors are circling the ring again. When they lock up in the center of the ring, Andre quickly breaks the hold and almost takes her head off with a quick Back Spinning Kick that was an inch away from collapsing into her chin. Karlie’s back is against the turnbuckles almost shocked from how quick that strike almost touched her skin while Andre smirks.
Gravedigger: I forgot how fast he was. I’m reporting him to the USADA for TRT substance abuse!
Andre invites her in the center of the ring where she follows. He prepares to lock up with her until she uppercuts his ribs with a quick knee strike. Having him bent over, she works him down onto his chest with back to back Clubbing Blows straight into the spine. Karlie doesn’t stop there, she continues to pound him down on the head from taking his back trying to prove how dominant she is.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash is being very smart here. She is trying to neutralize any chance of momentum Andre Holmes could gain. Constantly beating him down on the canvas with clubbing blows and forearms to the back of his head.
She gets up off of him and helps him back up to his feet. With the right arm in her possession, Karlie throws her opponent into the ropes and off the rebound, Andre returns to duck under the right arm thrown. With another rebound off the ropes again, Karlie Nash is blasted into the canvas from a brutal Dropkick into the chest. Both competitors land on the mat pretty hard but Andre springs up first.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He walks over to Karlie then drags her back up onto her feet. She is thrown back first into the turnbuckles of an unoccupied corner before getting Lariated in the chest by her opponent. Andre runs back into the opposing corner while Nash sits down then rebounds off the turnbuckles to charge back into her and drive his right knee straight through her head. Completing his Trademark move.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Can UCI ban that move already?! I’m sick of tired of seeing the Trapped in the Corner. Who really goes out of their way to combine a Corner Lariat and Running Corner Knee Strike? A murderer!
Dragging her out of the corner, he rolls her over onto her back. Andre lies down on top of her chest then hooks up her right leg for the referee to slide down on the canvas for the first pin attempt of the match.
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Karlie kicks out but Andre wasn’t surprised. Controlling the pace of this match so well, he helps her back up to her feet. A few elbows are unloaded into her chin before bending her down forward from a Back Spinning Kick into the ribs. He runs down into the ropes at the side then rebounds for Andre Holmes to Basement Dropkick the side of her temple. The kick throws her under the bottom rope to ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: Basement Dropkick after a Spinning Back Kick combination! Andre Holmes is really dictating the pace, the action. This is now what Karlie Nash wanted; Having Andre Holmes be in control as he can work you in many various ways with strikes, submission, grappling or high flying.
Standing in the center of the ring, he looks at Karlie Nash recovering with her manager, Tracy, trying to help her up. He runs into the ropes then rebounds to get even more momentum in his run. Shooting his body to dive through the middle and bottom rope, Andre flies out of the ring to Spear Karlie in the chest thus slamming their bodies together into the barricade.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Marking that down as another move that should be banned in UCI! The Heat Seeking Missile! Wow, all his trademarked moves are dangerous and could end someone’s career!
Andre is the first one to get up and even gives a kid a high five. When he turns around, Tracy is right there in front of him arguing that he is a disrespectful monster. He starts moving forward tightening the strap on his MMA gloves even more. She backs up with her hands raised pleading for him to have mercy until she points behind him. Karlie runs off the apron then leaps off to land a nice Flying Forearm that knocks him ribs first into the steel steps.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ANDRE FELL FOR THAT! PERFECTLY TIMED!
Jimmy Garcia: Tracy Dixon distracted Andre at ringside for her client to completely put him down with a vicious Flying Forearm into the back of his head! Did you see how he ricocheted off those steel steps?! Those ribs must be shattered right now.
Karlie rolls him into the ring then follows after him confidently thinking she has it in the bag. He helps her back up to his feet before tossing him into the ropes. When Andre rebounds back into Nash, Karlie wraps her arms around him before Belly to Belly Suplexing him onto his back in the center of the ring. He lands directly on that targeted midsection which only makes it worse for the pin attempt.
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Andre kicks out leaving Karlie to slap her hand on the mat in frustration. She even helps him back up to shoot his ribs over and over with back to back Knee Strikes. Showing great strength, Karlie manages to scoop him off the mat sideways on her chest before dropping his back onto her right knee nearly breaking him in half off the Backbreaker. Landing down on his back, she steps back into the ropes for more momentum in her walk to squash his head on the canvas with a vicious Knee Drop.
Gravedigger: I told you this girl was a bad-ass! She doesn’t care how much pain she gives Andre, she’s willing to break every rule in order to win this match!
It even comes to the point where Karlie would drag Andre to the ropes and place his throat against the middle rope to choke him out. The referee is demanding for her to release even with her right knee pressed down on the back of his head. Since Nash is not paying attention to the official of the match, he begins counting down the disqualification count.
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She backs up with her hands raised arguing with the referee. However in that small moment, Tracy Dixon slaps the saliva out of his mouth then runs back around the ring to play safe. Andre steps out of the ropes on his feet only to get Big Booted down into the canvas. Landing right on his back, Karlie quickly slides over his chest for another pin attempt.
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Two!
Another kick out and she sits up even more pissed off. She is looking at the referee for clarification who tells her it’s a two count. Since power moves aren’t working, Karlie takes a different approach to the action. She gets over to his legs and locks them under her armpits before switching him over onto his chest then sitting down on his back applying the Tradition Boston Crab in the center of the ring.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Boston Crab applied in the center of the ring! The submission hold is locked in and it’s very tight especially with that targeted midsection of Andre Holmes playing a factor against him. Karlie could make a damn good statement submitting the former World Champion live on Monday Night Overload.
Karlie is nodding her head back and forth believing that he is going to tap out but Andre refuses to give in even when the referee asked him. He stands up on his hands and starts dragging the combined weight on his back down to the ropes in front of him until Karlie drags him back in the center of the ring. Since the body dragging won’t work, he rolls forward on his shoulders letting her fall back into the mat. Rolling forward back on his feet, he leaps up over her chest to Ghetto Stomp both feet into her face.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Jesus Christ! Are you trying to kill her?! The Double Foot Stomp into her face nearly broke her goddamn nose Andre!
Andre takes a few moments to regain his breath. It takes him a while to get back up on his feet and he almost topples over if it wasn’t for the ropes being beside him. Karlie Nash wakes up and realizes that she needs to get back in control. However, she gets back up only for Andre to start dropping her down into the mat with continuous Clotheslines off that momentum comeback mode.
Crowd: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
The final Clothesline drops her down onto the canvas but Karlie springs back up off the momentum of the landings. When she turns around again to face him, she immediately gets picked up right off the canvas in a Scoop Slam movement before he sits down on the canvas to drive the back of her head off the mat. A perfect Michinoku Driver executed in the center of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Michinoku Driver after a series of clotheslines! Andre Holmes is feeling it and he’s ready to drop a few kicks into that exposed chest of his opponent, Karlie Nash!
Karlie doesn’t know where she is. It takes her like five seconds to even roll over onto her chest then stand up on her knees. Andre stands at her right firing Roundhouse Kicks into the chest. Each Roundhouse Kick stings harder and faster as he continues to demonstrate that Kickboxing and Muay Thai background utilizing that MMA striking to his advantage.
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Off the final Roundhouse Kick, he steps back to create some distance. One loud scream and he spins on his right leg for that spinning momentum and velocity added into that ear wrenching Tornado Kick impact into the right temple of her head. Karlie falls down into the canvas rolling into an unoccupied corner where Andre goes into the opposing one bending down while holding the middle rope.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Tornado Kick! The famous Tornado Kick and oh no! Karlie is stuck in the corner where you should never be at the time like this! Andre Holmes is measuring her up and he sees her! He’s going in!
Karlie holds onto both sides of the top rope to keep her standing up on wobbly legs. Andre, however, breaks out from the corner in a full powered sprint to Yakuza Kick her chin up to the ceiling. She collapses down onto the canvas on her back while he exits through the ropes to climb up all way to the top turnbuckle on the outside.
Gravedigger: Another move that should be banned! The Yakuza Kick of his signature combination!
He is ready to do the Phoenix Splash until Tracy Dixon climbs onto the apron in an attempt to stop her client from being defeated. She holds onto her right leg until the referee catches her involvement in the match. Having enough, he points at the stage ordering her to leave the match which has the entire Charlotte crowd going wild.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Holmes leaps backwards into the air corkscrewing into a 450 flip. On the way down, Karlie rolls out of the way but Andre lands on his feet before rolling forward on the mat to stop the momentum. Getting back up, he turns around to charge straight into Karlie but she leaps forward with a gigantic swing of her right arm to turn him inside out. Destroying Andre throat with a Clothesline from Hell!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! GET IT GIRL! GET THE PIN AND PROVE THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS MIDGET CLOWN! HERE IS THE PIN, YES! IT’S OVER!
One!
Two!
Thre-
No! Andre shoots out of the pin attempt with his right shoulder off the canvas; Karlie cannot believe what just happened. She can’t fathom the idea that he took everything she had and still managed to be alive. She rolls away from his body down on the canvas and gets back up to her feet yelling, throwing a tantrum by stomping her feet on the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash almost had the match right there from that almost career ending Clothesline from Hell. Andre flipped twice in the air then landed down on the back of his head. I think she might end it right here and put an end to Andre.
She slowly reaches down to grapple her hands around her head before pulling him bent over on his feet with his head in between her thighs. Both arms are hooked up in a Double Underhook with one smug look to every fan at ringside. Suddenly, Andre breaks the hold off the arms to pull her off her feet across her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry before dropping her forward to snap the back of her head across his right knee.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: TRT SUBSTANCE ABUSE! NO WAY HE COULD USE THAT MOVE!
Jimmy Garcia: My God! Andre Holmes countered her finisher, the Upper Body Injury, into the Holmes on the Range! For those who don’t know that it is, it’s another Trademark Move off his better known as the Death Valley Driver onto the knee!
The landing of that move is very harsh. Karlie crashes down onto the canvas before sitting up right from the momentum of the swing. She is so rocked that she even falls down onto her chest twice before making it to stand on her knees. Right there, Andre sidesteps across the canvas to shoot out his right foot and Thrust Kick her in the chin knocking her out temporarily on the canvas flat out!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: NO, BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: THE THRUST KICK! IT’S OVER! HE KNOCKED HER OUT WITH HIS FINISHING MOVE, THE THRUST KICK! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Andre Holmes!
“Relentless” by New Years Day starts playing around the Spectrum Center again. Andre sits up from the pin attempt leaving the referee to check on the fallen Karlie on the canvas. He gets up off the canvas to have his arm raised but even falls back into the ropes nodding to the crowd while watching the referee help get medical attention to secure Karlie in the center of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes has once again proved that he can take so much damage and come out on top. No matter how bad the opposition is, he will continue to be better than his last performance and continue winning on his path to become the first ever multiple reigning World Champion in UCI.
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 1:03:00 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jan 10, 2017 1:08:17 GMT -6
Watch The Throne Semifinals Triple Threat Match Casey Holliday vs Sebastian Reid vs Stevie Corah
Taylor Lorde: The following is a watch the throne tournament match schedule for one fall!
The chorus of "Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits the PA system and Casey Holliday steps through the curtains, instantly drawing boos from the crowd. She scoffs at this and completely ignores them, as she starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying the hate she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges them with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Casey has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Jimmy Garcia: Here we are, onto the second round of the inaugural Watch the Throne tournament!
Gravedigger: Big situation here. After tonight, we’ll be down to the final two!
Jimmy Garcia: The Rising Stars champion seems poised!
As the Anarchy in the UK by The Sex Pistols plays, Corah steps slowly on to the stage carrying a bottle of ale. He rips the cap off with his teeth and quickly downs it before smashing it on the ground. In his other hand is a microphone in to which he shouts over the music, announcing himself in to the match
Corah: Ladies and Gentlemen, please get to your feet, raise your beers and prepare to see the greatest fighter the world has ever seen. Anybody of a squeamish disposition look away now because what you are about to see is nothing short of pure...Brixton...brutality.
Any fans of Corah shout the last three words with him, and he flips a finger at any that don't. He climbs into the ring and throws a few air punches, preparing for his opponent.
Gravedigger: Bow down to King Corah!
Jimmy Garcia: He can’t call himself that just yet, he’s got just as far of a climb as the other four competitors in this tournament do!
Gravedigger: We’ll see..
I made it hits the PA as Sebastian Reid steps onto the stage, smiling from ear to ear as he makes his way to the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: All three can call themselves champions in UCI, but it’s all about the big one, the UCI world championship!
Gravedigger: Definitely a mega match right here!
As the three circle each other, the ref gets calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday after Reid here, beating showtime to the mat with those chops and kicks!
Gravedigger: The Rising Stars champion trying to take the competition down a notch early in this one.
Jimmy Garcia: Look at Corah just spectating in his corner, eyeing down the other two!
Gravedigger: Not for long, Jimmy!
Holliday turns, charging towards Corah as soon as she catches on.
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday thrown over the top by Corah!
Gravedigger: Here comes Reid.
Jimmy Garcia: Reid sending Corah to the outside with the dropkick!
The crowd erupts with cheers as Reid looks from side to side before bounding off the ropes towards the outside.
Gravedigger: Tope suicida onto Corah!
Jimmy Garcia: No! Corah side stepping at the last second!
Gravedigger: Wicked European uppercut!
Jimmy Garcia: My god, Corah trying to take people’s heads off!
Gravedigger: Look out, Corah!
Jimmy Garcia: Corah shoved head first into the post by Holliday!
Gravedigger: Total madness in this one!
Jimmy Garcia: Corah’s head bounced off the apron now!
As Corah spins around a bit, Holliday rolls him into the ring and slides in after her prey, quickly hooking the leg.
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Not quite, but nice strategy to isolate Corah and get him back in the ring like that.
Jimmy Garcia: The champ pressing a knee into the face now, trying to break down the brawler!
Gravedigger: Not so fast, looks like Reid is waking up!
As Holliday continues grinding the knee into the head, Reid stumbles along the apron and up to the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: What’s that in the sky?!
Gravedigger: Holliday to her feet now!
Jimmy Garcia: Tornado DDT from the top!
Gravedigger: Reid scrambling for the cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: This is UCI, ladies and gents! This is Watch the Throne! Big moves, big time desperation!
Gravedigger: It’s all about being quick and effective, whatever you gotta do to pull out the big guns.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Reid is looking to do just that as Corah tries to push to his feet now!
Gravedigger: Reid with the running crossbody!
Jimmy Garcia: Corah catches him!
Reid looks panicked as Corah adjusts a bit to secure his competitor before charging to the corner.
Gravedigger: Back first into the turnbuckle!
Jimmy Garcia: Snap powerslam by Corah to finish it off!
1!
2!
NO!
Gravedigger: Holliday just barely getting the save!
Jimmy Garcia: Bit of frustration on the face of Stevie Corah now!
Gravedigger: Well, that’s the thing with triple threats. You think you have one opponent taken care of and the other comes in at the last second to spoil the plan.
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday pulling Corah to his feet now!
Gravedigger: Forward Russian legsweep by Holliday and the cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday isn’t happy either, pounding away at that mat as she screams out towards the ref in protest!
Gravedigger: Quite the temper.
Jimmy Garcia: I wouldn’t want to be on her bad side!
Holliday pushes up, turning around to a big surprise from Reid.
Gravedigger: Box-Office Bomb!
1!
2!
Jimmy Garcia: What is this?!
Before a three count can happen, the ref feels a tug on his leg, turning around to see Corah clinging to the cloth of his pant bottoms which causes him to stumble and fall a bit.
Gravedigger: Anything to win!
Jimmy Garcia: Come on now! Are we serious?!
Reid springs to his feet, yanking Corah up just as quick.
Gravedigger: Poke to the eyes from Stevie Corah!
Jimmy Garcia: This is legal in a triple threat!
Gravedigger: Reid sent off the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: MURDERZONE!
Gravedigger: Lights out for Sebastian Reid!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Stevie Corah!
Corah rolls off Reid, breathing heavily as he sits upward.
Jimmy Garcia: Big match, big moment, big win for Stevie Corah as he’ll advance to the finals of Watch the Throne on July 30th! |
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