|
|
Post by Results on Dec 6, 2016 1:52:49 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Results on Dec 6, 2016 1:56:42 GMT -6
Main Event Champion vs Champion vs Champion Triple Threat Non-Title Match Stevie Corah vs Abigail Lindsey vs Alex Richards
The Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland are sold out to see a great main event on another edition of Monday Night Overload. Fans around the arena have filled every seat and are hellbent on making sure they get the best experience from UCI Tonight. The cameras cut to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia behind the commentary table ready to call the action for the main event next.
Jimmy Garcia: Finally, we have made it to the main event of Monday Night Overload. An ecstatic main event featuring not one, not two but three champions in a Triple Threat match fighting for bragging rights and a great shift in momentum.
Gravedigger: Alex Richards, shitty Tag Team Champion, Abigail Lindsey, great Rising Stars Champion, and Stevie Corah, the man who destroyed that cunt Bonnie Blue to become UCI Intercontinental Champion! Woo! Two great champions and one overgrown bald headed ass. I can live with it.
Jimmy Garcia: Such enthusiasm Grave.
Gravedigger: I try.
Jimmy Garcia: And here we have Taylor Lorde in the ring ready to announce the main event! Here we go!
The cameras cut to Taylor Lorde standing in the center of the ring wearing that signature blue dress and black high heels. She has a microphone positioned under her lips as the production team cues her to begin with the introductions for the main event.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen! This match is our main event of the evening! It is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall!
The opening guitar solo emerges from the surround sound system of the Royal Farms Arena. All Guardian fans are on their feet cheering as “I’m Not Like Everybody Else” by The Kinks officially begins playing with Alex Richards walking from the back to the stage. He stands center stage with the UCI Tag Team Championship belt around his waist, black doctor’s bag in his right hand then raising his Zim-Quilla soda in his left.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Alex Richards walks down the entrance path interacting with loyal Guardian fans behind the barricades outstretching their hands. He hands a kid the Zim-Quilla soda but also unhooks the belt from around his waist to rest it over his right shoulder. Wearing a pair of black jeans and a orange t shirt with the slogan Drink Zim-Quila You Didn't Need Your Liver Anyways.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from anyplace that needs pain, suffering, pills or Zim-Quilla! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 345 pounds. He is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, “The Archduke of Mass Confusion” Alex Richards!
Alex places the doctor’s bag near the steel steps before climbing them up to the apron. He pushes down the top rope to walk over it but then rips his orange shirt off to throw it onto the crowd. Arms outspread, a big smile on his face, Richards is very well happy to be back as a champion once again. The music fades and all is well back to normal; Alex in his own corner preparing for the match.
Jimmy Garcia: The longest reigning UCI World Heavyweight Champion is now one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions. Glad to have you back Alex and looking very well prepared to gain another victory for the Guardians.
Gravedigger: Boo fucking hoo! No one cares! Every time I see him, I wanna vomit! It’s the smell of that soda, can we have the FDA check its ingredients?
The sound effect of a “purr” captures the attention of everyone in the arena. Immediately the chorus of “Skylar Grey” by Wreak Havoc entices the crowd to throw a ton of insults to the stage. A biker strolls out to the side of a stage revving the engine of a Harley-Davidson until stopping by the side of the stage to pull her helmet open, Abigail Lindsey gets off the bike holding her UCI Rising Stars Championship belt around her shoulder.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
She slides the helmet lens down before driving that motorcycle down the entrance path. Abigail pays no attention to the audience at ringside as she circles the ring very slowly; her eyes never even leaving Alex’s large figure. After two trips around the ring, Lindsey parks the bike near the barricade and gets off to take off her helmet.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Los Angeles, California! At five feet, seven inches tall, weighing in at 155 pounds. She is the UCI Rising Stars Champion, Abigail Lindsay!
Abigail hops onto the apron until jumping off the bottom rope to land herself into a full split. She slides her body under the bottom rope before getting back up in her own corner. Unstrapping the belt around her waist, she raises it high above her head with a clear smirk. The entrance music fades away leaving her to prepare for possibly the biggest match in her UCI career so far.
Jimmy Garcia: Abigail Lindsey, a multiple World Champion back in GWF, and IWC. Now she has made her mark early in UCI as the new UCI Rising Stars Champion defeating Sebastian Reid and others at Civil War! Can you imagine the momentum she’ll gain after defeating not one but two champions tonight?
Gravedigger: Only momentum I want is my hips pounding against hers.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh boy…
“Sex Pistols” by Anarchy in the UK abruptly shifts everyone’s attention in the most negative way possible. Stevie Corah confidently marches to center stage with his arms outstretched, inviting the crazy tons of boos and graphic insults towards him. By that sheer smile on his face, he doesn’t care as long as that UCI Intercontinental Championship belt is wrapped tightly around his waist.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stevie Corah power walks down to the ring, downing a bottle of ale. He throws the bottle over his shoulder allowing it break all over the entrance path. Corah unhooks the belt from around his waist and raises it high over his head. Wearing Black knee high shorts. White trainers with black Nike logo. Tape around one wrist.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Brixton, South London! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 280 pounds. He is the UCI Intercontinental Champion, Stevie “Pure Brixton Brutality” Corah!
Corah already stands on the apron near the corner away from his opponents. He swoops in through the ropes shouting expletives to the crowd and boisterously raising the championship high. However, Stevie carefully keeps his distance away from the two; The music fades leaving the arena to be brightened again and overpowered by the thunderous crowd of Baltimore.
Jimmy Garcia: Here we are with the newest UCI Intercontinental Champion, Stevie Corah! He defeated Bonnie Blue and pulled off a major upset nobody saw coming. Now Stevie Corah is looking to add insult to injury by not only defeating Abigail Lindsey but also fellow Guardian member of Bonnie’s, Alex Richards!
Gravedigger: Yeah, my boy gon’ kill another Guardian! Leggo!
Ding Ding Ding!
Stevie immediately leaves the ring, abandoning his opponents. Alex marches forward to the ropes demanding him to get back in the ring but Stevie leans back against the barricade with his arms folded. Abigail doesn’t appreciate being ignored so she charges across the ring and nails Alex in the back with a Flying Forearm. Multiple blows are rained down on his spine to keep him busy in the corner.
Gravedigger: See, smart strategy by my boy Stevie! Already using the wait out your opponents then go in for the kill strategy of a Triple Threat match!
Stevie is laughing at Alex being bombarded by a young woman. Alex manages to push Abigail back a few steps but she charges at him again to wreak havoc on his jaw with back to back forearm shots. Again, she gets pushed back a few steps which leaves Alex enough space to knock her into the canvas with a sick Big Boot into her temple. Abigail collapses down onto the canvas after the impact rocks the entire crowd in shock.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Abigail has major balls going after Alex just like that but the power and strength of the Guardian changes the tides. That gigantic foot nearly taking the head off of our Rising Stars Champion!
She rolls back and forth on the canvas covering her face. Alex continues the pressure by dragging her back up to her feet and putting her back down on the canvas with a powerful Scoop Slam. Once she’s down on the mat, he runs backwards into the ropes and rebounds only for Stevie Corah to grab him by the foot and drop him face first on the canvas.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stevie pulls Alex out to his feet and tries to go for a quick forearm shot. Luckily, Alex blocks it in time and counters it with a quick chop into the throat of Corah. Stevie backs away, almost losing his breath from that vicious strike. Alex sees and opportunity and charges straight into Corah who swipes him head first into the steel steps. The crowd groans in agony watching their loved Guardian collide into the steel steps head first.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: HEAD FIRST GOES ALEX RICHARDS! HE MIGHT BE OUT!
However, both competitors have wasted precious time. Stevie Corah turns around to see an incoming Abigail Lindsey springing off the ropes. She gets more than enough velocity to shoot her body through the ropes and bash her weight against Stevie Corah. In other words, a great Suicide Dive shoves Corah back first into the barricade and an ecstatic Abigail Lindsey manages to drag him into the ring.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: I never knew my girl could soar like that, more intimate positions in the bedroom doe!
Corah can barely stand up but Abigail rushes to the ropes ahead of him. She leaps up onto the middle rope then springboards backwards in the air to Roundhouse Kick him in the skull. That Springboard Roundhouse Kick drops Corah back down onto his back leaving Abigail to lie down on his chest and pick up the right leg!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY ABIGAIL LINDSEY!
One!
Two!
He kicks out, and she can’t believe it. Meanwhile, Alex Richards is finding the strength to get back on his feet. He gets up on the apron edge then manages to enter into the ring when Abigail also sees another opportunity. She runs once again into the ropes near him then repeats the same Springboard only for him to knock her into the skull mid-air Samoan Spike into her temple. She crashes into the mat nearly out cold!
Gravedigger: WOMAN BEATER! ABUSER! WOW!
Stevie Corah quickly springs off the mat to hit a High Knee into the jaw of Alex knocking him out of the ring. He jumps right on top of her to get the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Stevie Corah!
Stevie Corah quickly rolls out of the ring after collecting his UCI Intercontinental Championship belt. He backs up the entrance path happy as hell that he managed to escape the match with an easy and quick victory courtesy of Alex Richards. Baltimore are pissed as hell by the outcome but all Stevie can do is raise his belt up high to antagonize them.
Jimmy Garcia: Stevie Corah pulls off another incredible upset! The Intercontinental Champion reigns supreme to end Monday Night Overload but next week, we have an incredible Monday Night Overload lined up just for you! Have a good night and thank you all for tuning into UCI Monday Night Overload! |
|
