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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:33:49 GMT -6
Introduction
London! UCI has finally step foot on international soil for the first time, and what better place than the origin of Big Ben. The O2 Arena is filled with a sold out 20,000 fanbase all coming to support another episode of Overload. We switch to Jimmy Garcia, and Gravedigger seated behind the commentary who are both excited for a groundbreaking, and milestone episode edition of Sunday Night Overload.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies, and gentlemen! We have made history because UCI has finally come to London, England! That’s right my friends, we are International! The first ever Monday Night Overload, and it’s in London!
Gravedigger: Woo! Dem english bitches feel nice as fuck doe! I mean the fans are crazy, the bitches are freaks but as freaky as Sam Tolson tonight coming to fuck up dat’ murderer Andre Holmes in the main event.
Jimmy Garcia: Right...well ladies, and gentlemen. We have four Killing Floor Qualifier matches tonight. Kevin Bishop vs Shadowlove, Johnny Rabid vs Kuno Kenji, Tiffany White, Kyle Kemp, and Bonnie Blue in a Triple Threat Match, and finally in our main event, Andre Holmes against the debuting Sam Tolson.
Gravedigger: Aw hell yeah. Le- what the fuck is surrounding the ring?
Multiple items are placed around the ring. In clockwise format, the first side of the ring facing the entrance path has car tires for a quick agile exercise followed by three walls all placed in front of each other with each one higher than the other. The third side facing commentary has a referee to count push ups, and the final side is a spinning log hoisted.
Jimmy Garcia: It looks off to be a training course, and a court system inside the ring. There’s a coach, a podium, a chalkboard, and also handcuffs on a table? The hell?
“Planet 216” by Kim Boebinder explodes out of the arena’s surround systems which ignite the crowd to have a pretty positive reaction. The newly formed Otakuul make their first appearance in London when The Hentai Prince, Ryo Ishikawa, and Kuno Kenji all march down the entrance path, and even interact with the fans on the way. Clearly, there are up to something which is yet to be revealed.
Gravedigger: Oh god, not these Japanese faggots.
Jimmy Garcia: Grave?!
Gravedigger: What? You think I love sitting here, and watch these freaks talk about anime, and other weird Japanese stuff. Only thing they have going for them is the women. Hehehehe, I love me some Japanese women. Me see you long time.
Adam Kurosawa takes his place on the podium. Dressed in black dress pants, a white dress shirt, and not to mention the navy blue cape jacket along with circular framed glasses pushed back in his hair. Ryo, and Kenji stand near the table, and also the mobile chalkboard pushed back in the corner. Once the music ends, Adam taps into the microphone; a little pause to hear the crowd.
Moe Stars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Otakuul are all very happy to be well respected, and praised by London’s Moe Stars. The Hentai Prince taps into the microphone again cueing his loyal fans to relax as he introduces the segment.
Hentai Prince: Hello everyone here in London, England! Tonight is a very special night hence to why you see before you a well designed, and thorough course thought out by not only Ryo Ishikawa but also Kuno Kenji!
Kuno, and Ryo wave their hands to the crowd, and Hentai Prince continues on with the speech. A little pause is spared allowing the crowd to get their cheer, and joy over.
Hentai Prince: As you all know already, it has been announced that Jack Schlongson, and Andre Holmes were Tag Team Champions but after what we saw last week, we knew we had to ensure they will both be on the same page. The Otakuul will be UCI Tag Team Champions in the future but by defeating the TRUE champions by uniting #TeamRekless together!
Moe Stars: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hentai Prince: Now, now Moe Stars. There is a lot of controversy surrounding #TeamRekless, or more specifically, Andre Holmes.
Moe Stars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Hentai Prince: That’s why tonight, the Otakuul are fully sponsoring an all-expense paid Tag Team Training seminar for the UCI Tag Team Champions, #TeamRekless!
Ryo, Hentai, and Kuno all start clapping to get the audience on their side which easily happens. It was weird but they were all so focused on ensuring that #TeamRekless is on the same page. Gravedigger, and Jimmy Garcia look at each other with the most confused face one can ever make.
Hentai Prince: Without any more words, I introduce you all one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions. Jack “The Crack” Schlongson!
“Technicolor Shades” by YourEnigma immediately begins with Jack Schlongson coming out in his rainbow colored jacket, and buttoned shirt, sky blue dress pants, and white dress shoes. He walks down to the ring with Benjamin Atreyu following behind in pure black business-casual clothing with just a blank face scanning across the audience as Jack seems more excited about this opportunity.
Gravedigger: Jack should be pursuing legal action, and pressing charges against Andre Holmes rather than a stupid fuckin’ team seminar by these fuccbois. Seriously, how could you be that stupid to fall in love with and abusive murderer?
Jimmy Garcia: You remember that Andre Holmes last week in the main event interrupted the match before it even started, and caused a huge brawl between #TeamRekless, and the Otakuul. Making matters worse, he took off with Jack’s championship belt, and officially got UCI to recognize him as the sole holder. It’s going to be interesting how things play tonight.
Gravedigger: Yeah especially with dat enforcer snitch bitch, Benjamin Atreyu, watching the deal go down.
Jack, and Benjy are already in the ring where Jack shakes the hands of the Otakuul. Benjy remains stationary in the corner near Jack who is sat down on the black couch, and has his legs crossed. London is really against these men just being in the ring, and Jack waves the London crowd off while Benjy shows no sign of any emotion in the first place.
Moe Stars: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hentai Prince: Thank you for joining us Mr. Schlongson. Now allow me to introduce you the all the other half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
No music is heard but the crowd is going wild. Everyone has their eyes locked on the entrance path for the man causing the problems in all of this but people are starting to wonder. Andre’s entrance music hasn’t played, and Jack looks at Benjy confused about the matter. He is given a microphone to ask him about this abrupt circumstance.
Jack Schlongson: Didn’t you pick him up from the airport?
Benjamin Atreyu shakes his head, and speaks into the microphone once Jack gets off the couch, and stands with him.
Benjamin Atreyu: I tried to call him but he had an automated message for me specifically. I quote, “You’re not my fucking Uber, go fuck yourself you ugly cunt.”
Moe Stars: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Otakuul tries to convince the crowd to settle down while Jack shakes his head. He walks into the center of the ring, and sadly speaks to the Otakuul.
Jack Schlongson: Well, my babe isn’t cooperative as usual. I’m sorry for wasting your guys time but rules are rules. If he did not show, he will be suspended, and cannot make the Killing Floor match so, I apologize on his beha-
Jimmy Garcia: Hold on a minute everyone! I’m receiving news from the backstage so let’s check the cameras please.
We cut to the parking garage section of the 02 Arena where a blue 2017 Viper SRT accelerates through the parking lot, and comes to a skidding halt on the asphalt. Engine roaring until it shuts off, and opening the door is none other than Andre Holmes. Dressed fully in complete Reebok sponsored gear with both Tag Titles around his waist.
Moe Stars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Ah shit, everyone leave the ring! He’s gonna kill again, and give Jack his Tag Team Championship belt back you selfish prick!
A few moments, we are back to the interior of the arena. “Relentless” by New Years Day immediately begins, and Andre Holmes walks out having both UCI Tag Team Championship belts wrapped around his waist. He marches down to the ring looking very pissed off, and even having that black Reebox hoodie over his head to reveal his face only. The others in the ring keep their ground but at a cautious distance.
Jimmy Garcia: Change your introductions now because we are now informed to recognize Andre Holmes as the sole holder of the UCI Tag Team Championships. Jack Schlongson is outright furious about this notion but every action has a reaction.
Gravedigger: And does that reaction have to be having a sword nearly impaling your head, and your well deserved championship reign removed from history?
Jack has the courtesy to pull the ropes apart to allow Andre in the ring but Andre disregards that, and walks around the apron to enter onto another side. He decides to sit on the top turnbuckle of the only unoccupied corner away from all the furniture, and his entrance music fades. It’s left with London really cheering his name so loud, it echoes off the walls.
Moe Stars: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Hentai Prince: Now that we are all here. Let’s take our seats. Andre, I hope you understand that the Otakuul want what you have around your waist but we can’t fight one. The UCI Tag Team Championships are for TWO athletes who have agreed to put their differences aside, and fight together as one unit. Clearly you feel about that way with your partner, Jack Schlongson?
A simple middle finger or more known as a ‘bird’ is thrown right in Hentai Prince’s direction. All he does is shake his head while Kuno is very upset from his rude behavior but Ryo holds him back. Jack takes the microphone, and coughs into it which the crowd boo’s as he stands on his feet. Andre on the other hand, remains seated on the top turnbuckle.
Jack Schlongson: Babe. Please. I have been going through a lot ever since what you did, and that’s take what I rightfully won from Rite of Passage. I can forgive you about what you tried to do last week on Overload because of your anger. That’s how much I love you but I will not take anymore disrespect when it comes to the UCI Tag Team Championship. What I want is my championship back, an apology for what you tried to do to me last week, and promise to never do this again. Please baby, for the sake of our team. Please.
Moe Stars: No! No! No! No! No!
Andre receives a microphone from Ryo who is really cautious about getting kicked in the face. Just scooching over step by step until he violently takes the microphone in his grasp.
Andre Holmes: The only thing you should be demanding is your medical insurance when I put you in a hospital for life, you fuckin’ dipshit!
Moe Stars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Benjamin Atreyu pulls Jack back who looks heartbroken from that insult. Andre remains seated on the top turnbuckle, and just rubs the microphone against his cheek. Adam clears his throat, and speaks into the microphone.
Hentai Prince: O-okay. Let’s continue with today’s training exercise. Before your very own eyes is a perfectly well-designed training course. You must move through the tyres, jump over the walls, do ten push-ups, and then walk across a mechanized spinning log WHILE handcuffed together, and to make you both understand. Kuno, and I shall do it first as a demonstration! Ryo, handcuff us!
Gravedigger: Are they serious?!
Hentai Prince leaves the podium, and Kuno joins him outside of the ring. Ryo leaves the ring to handcuff them together wrist to wrist before telling them to get into starting positions.
Jimmy Garcia: Yep, they are.
A quick clap, and the tag team first charges through the tires. Foot into foot with one behind the other, and they quickly finish the first segment of the race. Around to the next side, Hentai Prince jumps up the first wall along with Kuno behind him then switches with Kuno getting up the taller wall with Hentai Prince behind him. The third, and final wall ends with both partner hopping up, and over thus landing in perfect sync.
Gravedigger: Holy shit, they’re good!
Running into the third segment of the exercise, they both fall into the ringside mat to begin doing pushes at the same pace. The official at the side ensures they are going low enough, and even starts counting.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Both men make it on their feet, and rush around the ring to the mechanized spinning log. Surprisingly to everyone’s eyes, Hentai Prince, and Ryo make it across the log easily with perfect balance then run back to the finish line where they cross with pure ease. The entire arena applauds even Jack, and Benjy but Andre has wide eyes not able to understand exactly what happened.
Moe Stars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre Holmes: How the fuck did you guys do that so well, and you’re only a tag team for a week?
Hentai Prince: That is the spirit of a true tag team! Now Andre, and Jack. You’re turn!
Andre Holmes: Yeah uh’ no. I ain’t doing shit.
Benjamin Atreyu: You will or else I can put this in the report to Jayson Price.
Benjamin gives Andre a stern look who quickly gets off the top turnbuckle, and storms into Benjy’s direction to look him in the eyes. Jack separates the two, and Andre shoves him off. Both champions leaves the ring to let Hentai Prince, and Kuno be out of the handcuffs, and thus the Tag Team Champions are handcuffed instead.
Hentai Prince: Alright, here we go! Three, Two, One, Go!
Andre just drags Jack to the floor quickly, and pulls his body along to ricochet him through the tyres now all getting separated, and thrown across the ringside mat. The Otakuul are cheering him on while Benjamin is watching keenly. Getting to the wall, Jack gets up, and tries to climb the wall while Andre walks around to harshly pull him in between each wall.
Moe Stars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The final wall is where Andre climbs up to the top alongside Jack. Jack jumps down first, and thus Andre is flipped off to land onto his back harshly. He receives a hand from Jack but shoves him off as they both walk around to the push-ups. Jack is the first down to begin but Andre stands on his feet with his arms folded. The official is demanding he follows in. Unfortunately, the only thing the official will receive is an uppercutting soccer kick right into his family jewels from Holmes.
Moe Stars: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Andre drags Jack along with him, and hops up on the spinning log along with his partner. Back, and forth they tip until falling off to the ringside mat. They both get up at the same time, and march together back to the finish line where Andre grabs the key from Ryo, and unhooks himself from the handcuffs. Benjamin leaves the ring to attend to Jack, and Andre is inside to get his championships.
Hentai Prince: Wow, he’s really Yandere.
Moe Stars: Ooooooooooooh!
Hearing that, Andre comes to a halt in the middle of the ring. He slowly turns around to see the Otakuul, Benjamin Atreyu, and Jack Schlongson all giving him that “uh-oh” look as his skin starts to boil, and hazel eyes turning red.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh boy, oh boy! He’s going to explode!
Gravedigger: Incoming!
Andre quickly starts overthrowing furniture. He grabs the couch cushions, and pillows to throw it out to the competitors at ringside who scurry up the entrance path all to the stage. Andre destroys the podium with multiple kicks then uses the remaining intact furniture to destroy the blackboard in the corner. Finishing up with the table, he breaks it in half then grabs both his championship belts.
Gravedigger: He is fuckin’ insane! Look at him! He’s an animal!
He walks to the ropes, and stands up on the middle turnbuckle to raise both Tag Team Championship belts high in the air. Jack Schlongson, Benjamin Atreyu, and the Otakuul keep standing on the stage to keep their distance from this volatile man.
Jimmy Garcia: Okay, we’re going to have to go to a commercial, and get this mess cleaned up. Keep tuned in, and we’ll be back with more for Monday Night Overload! |
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:36:04 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:39:09 GMT -6
Stevie Corah vs Michael Whin
Taylor Lorde: The following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Michal Whin!
A loud booming voice is heard over the speakers
Make It A Win!
Live to Win blares as Michal Whin makes his way onto the stage. He holds up 3 fingers making a 'W', a huge grin plastered on his face.
He takes a run down the ramp and slides into the ring, leaping onto the turnbuckle, extending his arms out closing his eyes and taking it all in.
Jimmy Garcia: This guy again..
Gravedigger: Make it a Whin, Jimmy!
Taylor Lorde: His opponent, from Brixton, South London, Stevie Corah!
As the music plays, Corah steps slowly on to the stage carrying a bottle of ale. He rips the cap off with his teeth and quickly downs it before smashing it on the ground. In his other hand is a microphone in to which he shouts over the music, announcing himself in to the match
Corah: Ladies and Gentlemen, please get to your feet, raise your beers and prepare to see the greatest fighter the world has ever seen. Anybody of a squeamish disposition look away now because what you are about to see is nothing short of pure...Brixton...brutality.
Any fans of Corah shout the last three words with him, and he flips a finger at any that don't. He climbs in to the ring and throws a few air punches, preparing for his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: This man right here is a one man wrecking crew!
Gravedigger: Guys like Jericho and Corah, these are Gravedigger guys! I love’em, Maggel!
Jimmy Garcia: My name’s Jimmy..
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: Whin with the discus forearm to Corah!
Whin shouts out “Make it a Whin!” as he smiles post forearm.
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t get to cocky now!
Gravedigger: Whin off the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah bringing the knees up!
Gravedigger: Corah scouts it.
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the head from Whin!
Gravedigger: The big splash to Corah now and the cover!
1!
KICKOUT!
Whin leans down, talking shit to Corah before being caught off guard with a leg sweep.
Jimmy Garcia: Whin taken down now!
Gravedigger: Moving quick with the counter, smart move by Corah.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah leaping to his feet now!
Gravedigger: Jumping elbow drop from Corah!
1!
KICKOUT!
Corah pulls Whin to his feet, trying to lock an arm under the chin, but is pushed off towards the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Leaping DDT attempt from Whin!
Whin jumps up, grabbing hold of the head as he gets a bit of a spin on the move before driving Corah’s head down to the mat.
Gravedigger: Big move from Whin!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Whin looks around in disbelief before ascending up the turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah going after him though!
Gravedigger: Elbow to the thick of the back from Corah!
Whin falls back into the tree of woah as Corah charges to the opposite turnbuckle. Corah takes off towards Whin full steam.
Jimmy Garcia: Whin sitting up and rolling behind Corah now!
Gravedigger: Strikes to Corah as Whin tries to whip him off the turnbuckle, but Corah swings the momentum and sends Whin off the ropes now!
Jimmy Garcia: The Murderzone!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Stevie Corah!
Corah gets to his feet, laughing at the downed Whin as his arm is raised.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah remains undefeated here in UCI!
Gravedigger: This is the guy to watch right now! |
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:44:39 GMT -6
Killing Floor Qualifier Kevin Bishop vs Shadowlove
Taylor Lorde: The following is scheduled for one fall and is a Killing Floor qualifier! Introducing first, from London, England, Shadowlove!
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only "Dynamic Duo" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The Dynamic Duo" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed", to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses, showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, Shadowlove, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers, raises up her RayBan sunglasses with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth with a shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
Jimmy Garcia: Love him or hate him, this man is in the conversation for being the face of UCI!
Gravedigger: Can’t argue there, this man has been here since the very beginning of it all and looks to earn his spot in the biggest match in company history.
Taylor Lorde: His opponent, from New York, New York, Kevin Bishop!
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: The Plague is here!
Gravedigger: We’ve seen what he can do in other rings, but what will he do in UCI? That’s the real wildcard factor in this one.
DING DING DING!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Crowd chants before a match even starts, the energy in this arena is real!
Gravedigger: They know who this is and they know that UCI continues to sign some of the biggest names in the business to compete in front of the best audience in the world!
The Plague and The Handsome-Half Breed step to each other, looking up and down one another as the crowd continues to roar with anticipation. The two then step back and nod, smiling a bit as they do.
Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!
Gravedigger: Bishop and Shadowlove trading blows here, not wasting anytime in this one.
Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut from Shadowlove, looking to set up The Dark Gift!
Bishop turns the arm, ducking underneath and behind Shadowlove before quickly turning him around.
Gravedigger: Short arm clothesline from Bishop.
Bishop heads off the ropes, but is met by a now standing Shadowlove.
Jimmy Garcia: Forearm from Shadowlove!
Gravedigger: These two going at it again! Forearms the weapon of choice now as they just trade strikes back and forth!
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning knife edge chop from Shadowlove!
Gravedigger: Another one!
Jimmy Garcia: No! Bishop catches him with the hard chop to the chest!
Shadowlove grasps at the red spot in pain as Bishop whips him off the ropes this time.
Gravedigger: Dropkick from Bishop!
1!
KICKOUT!
Bishop gets to his feet as the fans cheer in delight.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop going up top here!
Gravedigger: He waits for Shadowlove to rise up here!
Jimmy Garcia: Flying crossbody from Bish-!
Gravedigger: NO! Dropkick counter from Shadowlove! Big shot!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
The crowd pops again as Shadowlove shows of a devilish grin pointed in Miyamoto’s direction.
Jimmy Garcia: He knows this is fantasy warfare and he’s enjoying the moment!
Shadow gets to his feet, taunting for Bishop to stand back up.
Gravedigger: Bishop up and a knee to the gut from Shadowlove.
Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut from Bishop now!
Gravedigger: Axe handle to the upper back of Shadowlove.
Bishop shakes off the minor cobwebs as he wraps his legs around Shadowlove’s midsection and throws his momentum forward.
Jimmy Garcia: Sunset flip powerbomb from Bishop!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clap clap clap*
Gravedigger: This IS awesome!
Jimmy Garcia: Can you believe Shadowlove right now?! Bishop drops him right on his head, but he still hangs in there!
With Shadowlove down, Bishop looks to climb up top once again.
Gravedigger: Bishop looking to take flight here.
Jimmy Garcia: Frog splash! Air Plague!
Gravedigger: SHADOWLOVE WITH THE BOOT UP! HE CATCHES BISHOP RIGHT ON THE JAW!
Jimmy Garcia: He hooks the leg!
1!
2!
NO!
Gravedigger: So close!
Jimmy Garcia: The fans are stomping their feet now! It sounds like a stampede in here and for good reason!
Shadowlove stumbles up to his feet and tries to pull Bishop back up with him.
Gravedigger: Pele kick from Bishop! Shadowlove goes down!
Jimmy Garcia: Come on, Kevin! This is your opportunity!
Bishop throws himself to the rope to steady himself as Shadowlove gets to his knees.
Gravedigger: Bishop leaping off the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: BLACK DEATH!
Gravedigger: NO! SHADOW CATCHES HIM! DARK GIFT IN MID AIR!
Jimmy Garcia: Goodnight, Kevin Bishop!
1!
2
NO!
Gravedigger: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Jimmy Garcia: The ref sees Bishop’s foot on the ropes! He’s still in this one!
Gravedigger: Great ring awareness there!
Miyamoto paces back and forth on the outside as Shadowlove has his hands pressed against the sides of his head, trying to wrap it around what just happened.
Jimmy Garcia: Just when you think it’s over!
Shadowlove pushes back to his feet once more, pulling a battered Kevin Bishop up with him.
Gravedigger: Irish whip from Shadowlove, Bishop sent off towards those ropes again!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s up! Can he do it?!
Gravedigger: THE BLACK DEATH! THERE IT IS!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: My god! He’s done it!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner, Kevin Bishop!
Gravedigger: In his first match in UCI, Bishop qualifies for Killing Floor!
Jimmy Garcia: Great match here between these two gentlemen!
Bishop rises to his feet, bruised, but victorious. Before Taylor Lorde can raise his hand, Bishop extends his hand to Shadowlove. The Handsome Half-Breed questions it, but is pulled up into a handshake.
Gravedigger: Tip of the hat to both Shadowlove and Kevin Bishop, a show of class from both men here!
Jimmy Garcia: Can you imagine though if Kevin Bishop were to walk out of Killing Floor as UCI world champion?!
Gravedigger: Only time will tell, Jimmy! |
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:46:30 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:46:56 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:51:16 GMT -6
Shooter McCool vs Teddy Sol
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall…
“You Aint Never Met a Mother Fucker Quite Like Me” by Kid Rock begins to play, drawing boos from the crowd. Shooter McCool slithers out onto the entrance ramp, taking a sarcastic bow for the audience. He then walks over to the barricade, and begins chatting up an attractive female fan.
Taylor Lorde: From Nashville, Tennessee. Standing six feet tall, and weighing in at two hundred twenty pounds, Shooter McCool!
Shooter whispers something in the fan’s ear, causing her to nod excitedly. He then grabs her by the waist and lifts her over the barricade, setting her on the ground so she can follow him to the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, Shooter McCool is on the way to the ring, and it look like he has a valet this week.
Gravedigger: These fans love to boo him, but it’s because every woman in this arena would gladly do what that young woman just did. This booing is jealousy.
Jimmy Garcia: If you say so.
Shooter leads the woman up the stairs, and holds the ropes for her, before stepping into the ring. He steps to the middle of the ring, and throws his arms out to the side, spinning slowly so the fans can take him in. His music dies, and he whispers in the fan’s ear again. She quickly climbs out of the ring, and stands near his corner. The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, hailing from Houston, Texas. He stands six feet tall and weighs in at one hundred eighty six pounds… Teddy Sol!
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applauds and chants as he rolls under the ropes into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Here he is, one of the favorite wrestlers of the UCI fans. They absolutely adore Teddy Sol, and it’s easy to see why.
Gravedigger: Yeah, because he panders to these morons out here.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh would you stop.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell.
Jimmy Garcia: These are two incredibly talented wrestlers, and I expect this to be a fantastic match.
Gravedigger: That’s one place you and I can agree.
The ref signals for the match to start, and the men slowly circle each other. They lock up, and Shooter quickly turns it into a front facelock. He drops down and grinds Teddy’s face into the mat for a bit, before Sol escapes, and backs himself into the corner. Shooter smiles and licks his lips, as both men get to their feet. Shooter goes to lock up, but this time Teddy ducks underneath and bounce off the opposite ropes, coming back with a flying head scissors that sends Shooter rolling out of the ring. He slaps the apron, and paces back and forth a bit, letting the ref count.
Jimmy Garcia: Teddy Sol showing off a bit early on, getting inside Shooter’s head with relative ease.
Shooter slides back in, and circles Teddy a little. Teddy bounces off the ropes again. This time Shooter drops down, allowing him to jump over. Teddy comes back, and Shooter jumps, hitting a high knee to the jaw that knocks Teddy to the canvas. McCool bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a running knee drop, before locking Teddy in a side headlock. He wrenches on the neck, as they both stand to their feet. Teddy falls back and whips Shooter off the ropes, shoving him to the other side of the ring. Shooter bounces off the ropes, but grabs them, holding himself back as Teddy goes for a dropkick, and lands on his face. Shooter walks to the middle of the ring, smiling and pointing to his head. The crowd boos.
Gravedigger: There’s the experience of Shooter McCool kicking in, something Teddy Sol can’t even hope to replicate.
Shooter grabs Teddy’s leg, and lifts it up in the air, slamming his knee down to the mat. He does this again, before locking in an STF. He wrenches on the leg and the neck of Teddy Sol, as the crowd chants “Te-ddy! Te-ddy!” and he grasps in vain for the ropes. Shooter eventually sees that he’s not going to tap out, and lets go of the hold. He doesn’t let Teddy get up though. Instead opting to drop a couple of quick elbows on the back of his neck. He then locks Sol’s head in a cravat, lifting him to his feet and bringing his head down into Shooter’s knee several times. He then hits a swinging neckbreaker and goes for the cover.
...1!
...2!
...No! Teddy kicks out. Shooter pics Teddy up, being incredibly rough with the neck. He whips the smaller man into the ropes, but on the rebound, Teddy is too fast, and hits Shooter with a flying knee to the chest. Shooter falls on his back, and Teddy pops up. He springboards off the second rope, doing a 180, and then a flip, landing in a senton. He rolls through the momentum and springboards off the other rope, hitting an asai moonsault, and popping up to celebrate for a cheering audience.
Jimmy Garcia: Shooter trying to take an early lead, but Teddy’s quickness is getting the best of him.
Gravedigger: Quickness fades. Experience does not.
Teddy picks Shooter up and whips him into the ropes. Shooter makes the first move on the rebound, and hits a dropkick to the front of Teddy’s knee that sends him to the mat. Shooter then drags Teddy to the corner, and locks him in a ringpost figure four. The ref starts counting, and gets to four before shooter lets go.
Gravedigger: Shooter releases the hold, but as they say, the damage is done.
Teddy lays in the ring, gripping his knee, as Shooter rolls under the bottom rope. He stomps on the knee a few times, before whipping Teddy into the ropes, and hitting a high knee. He immediately follows up by locking Teddy in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Jimmy Garcia: And there is the Tennessee two step! Shooter’s got the hold locked in tight.
Gravedigger: That knee of Teddy’s has got to be screaming in pain right now. It must be incredibly difficult not to tap out.
Shooter wrenches on the hold, as Teddy howls in agony. He refuses to tap, however. Eventually Sol manages to twist his torso around enough to throw shooter off balance, and roll him backward into a pin.
...1!
...2!
...No! Shooter kicks out. Both men pop to their feet, but Shooter is quicker, hitting a nasty lariat on Teddy.
Shooter: You think that’s funny you little sumbitch?!
Shooter roughly drags Teddy to his feet, and lifts him up, hitting a double underhook piledriver.
Gravedigger: There it is! Closing time! Shooter covers!
...1!
...2!
...3!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, Shooter McCool.
Shooter stands to his feet, and raises his fists in victory, before walking over to the ropes and demanding a microphone.
Shooter: Listen up! I don’t know what useless pencil jockey is runnin’ this thing, but you better start givin’ ol’ Shooter somethin’ to work with. Three weeks in a row, three easy wins. If you ain’t got nobody that can stop me, you may as well give me my title shot now, because it only gets worse from here. I’ll tear up every mother fucker in that locker room if I gotta. I ain’t here to play games. I’m here to beat the best in the world. Now give ‘em to me!
Shooter drops the mic and raises his fists, as the fans boo him mercilessly.
Gravedigger: There you have it.
Jimmy Garcia: Seems a little cocky if you ask me.
Gravedigger: He’s won this way three weeks in a row. I’d be feeling myself too.
Shooter rolls out of the ring and walks to the back, taking the female fan with him, as Teddy recovers in the ring. |
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Post by Results on Oct 10, 2016 23:57:11 GMT -6
Killing Floor Qualifier Johnny Rabid vs Kuno Kenji
Jimmy Garcia: Up next the Ripper faces off against the Kawaii Housecat in a Killing floor qualifier.
Gravedigger: Shut up Jimmy. You just lost what little respect I had for for you by calling him that moronic nickname. I hope Johnny Rabid neuters Kuno then does the same to you.
Jimmy Garcia: I don't think..
Gravedigger: Silence! Nothing you can say will redeem yourself!
A loud, high-pitched "Nyaaaa!~" echoes over the PA system, causing the women and children, (and a few very weird adult men), to squeal in delight.
Tokameki Poporon starts playing as soft lights in baby blue, white and pink illuminate the entire arena, matching the colors on Kuno's tights as he walks out from backstage, drawing another huge pop from the crowd, his black cat ears perking up at the roar.
Not quite anticipating such an overwhelming reaction, Kuno hides his blushing face in his hands, drawing several "Aww"s from the audience.
As the vocals of the song kick in Kuno manages to forget about how terrifying he finds the crowd as he skips down to the ring, head moving from side to side in sync with the music as he sings along.
Upon reaching the ring, Kuno jumps onto the apron and looks around before slingshotting into the ring and doing a cartwheel when he lands, rolling around into a cat-like stretch, letting out a soft "Nya~", drawing a second exclamation of "Aww" from the crowd before he makes his way to his own corner.
Gravedigger: This guy is a hundred pounds if he's lucky and he's facing off against world renowned Johnny Rabid. Mismatch doesn't even begin to describe this.
Jimmy Garcia: Size doesn't measure heart.
Gravedigger: I thought I told you to shut up before you embarrassed yourself again?
“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger Remix” by Bring Me The Horizon hits as a huge pyrotechnic barrage explodes around the infinity-tron. As the smoke clears, we see Johnny Rabid standing tall; arms out stretched as he spins on the spot. Rabid struts down the ramp, snarling and gnashing his teeth at a stray cameraman as Johnny's name appears on a Slam Graphic. Meanwhile, Rabid's 'tron plays in the background; it's Johnny hitting the Kingdom Destroyer on a cavalcade of doomed jobbers, this scene is intercut with footage of Lon Chaney in Tod Browning's "London After Midnight" (1927). Rabid reaches the ramp and climbs the turnbuckle, “smelling” the boo's from the crowd before taking off his black trench-coat and shades and waving his hapless opponent on with a cocky smirk on his face.
Gravedigger: This isn't going to last long. I think Kuno is almost as big a pussy as you are Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: You can't say that on television.
Gravedigger: He has a cat gimmick. You on the other hand...
The opening bell rings and they lock up and immediately Rabid powers Kuno to the corner in about a second a half then unloads with an overhead right which Kenji avoids and rolls up Rabid for almost a one count. Johnny then takes his head off with a vicious lariat! He then stands on the throat of Kuno as referee Brad Deadbeat lays the count on him. Johnny grins and grabs the top rope as the ref continues his count.
Gravedigger: I like that. Johnny figures if it's an illegal move might as well make it real illegal.
Jimmy Garcia: You would approve of that.
Gravedigger: Yeah so?
Johnny finally stops the choke and drops an elbow but Kuno rolls out of the way then basement dropkicks Rabid from the ring. He hits the ropes going for a dive but Rabid drops to the ground to avoid contact. Of course Kuno..
Jimmy Garcia: Skins the cat back into the ring!
Gravedigger: I fucking hate you.
Johnny gets up pleased with himself.. until Kenji leaps off the top with a suicide dive. He quickly tosses Rabid back in and then slingshots himself over the top rope onto Rabid.
1...
2..
Johnny presses Kuno off of him and right through the ropes to the floor.
Gravedigger: That'll learn the lightweight.
Rabid rolls out and immediately slams Kuno's head off of the ring post.
Jimmy Garcia: C'mon! This is uncalled for!
Gravedigger: You get in the ring with Johnny Rabid and try to embarrass him and this is what happens to you.
Rabid slams Kuno on the ring steps! He returns to the ring breaking the count. He grins sadistically at Kenji who isn't moving. He runs along the ring apron leaping off of it and executing a senton onto the ring steps. Because Kuno is no longer there.
Jimmy Garcia: Cat like reflexes get Kenji out of the way!
Gravedigger: Go fuck yourself Jimmy.
Kuno tosses Johnny back into the ring, then rolls him towards the middle before climbing to the top rope and connecting with a frog splash! He hooks both legs.
1...
2..
3!
No! Johnny was able to kick out.. just barely!
Gravedigger: Where were you there Jimmy? You couldn't call it a kitty splash or something similarly stupid?
Jimmy Garcia: You just did.
Gravedigger: I did not! I was mocking... you're not even worth it!
Meanwhile Kenji poses for the crowd's pleasure karate kid style.. then crane kicks Johnny Rabid when he stands up knocking him into the corner. Kuno then celebrates some more before charging and executing... the bronco buster! He delivers several bucks before Johnny sits up, then stands lifting up Kuno into a powerbomb position planting the catman hard in the middle of the ring. He lifts him up again and delivers a second powerbomb... Johnny Rabid smiles and smashes Kenji with a third and final powerbomb. He slaps Kuno several times across the face with no response.
Gravedigger: Oh, don't worry Jimmy. He's not out. He's just taking a cat nap.
Jimmy Garcia: Now you're mocking me?
Gravedigger: Yeah.. feels pretty good actually.
Johnny lifts Kuno over his head easily with a press slam. He walks around the ring showing off his strength.
Jimmy Garcia: Easy to do this with a hundred pound opponent! Hey wait a second... Kenji slips out and sunset flips Rabid!
1..
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3!
Rabid just got the shoulder up before the three and immediately backfists Kuno.. or at least tries to. Kuno ducked it and rolls up Rabid again this time executing the natural bridge.
1..
2..
still a kick out! Rabid thumbs Kuno in the eye then whips him hard into the corner before wiping him out with a spinning heel kick into the corner. He then splashes Kuno.. then does it again. Before making a cover.
1..
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3!
Wait no... the official motions Kenji got the shoulder off the mat.
Gravedigger: How did he even do that?
Jimmy Garcia: I'm telling you this cat has nine li..
Gravedigger: I'll hurt you if you say that.
Johnny pulls Kuno back to to feet and drills him with the arm trap exploder suplex sending Kenji clear across the ring! The impact causes Kenji to roll up into a ball. Johnny walks in for the kill grabbing the one hand inside of the ball and..
Jimmy Garcia: Kitten of the tub! He suckered Rabid right into that armbar!
Gravedigger: He should have drowned that kitten in the tub.
Johnny looks frustrated.. Kenji has a surprisingly strong grip. Johnny tries to pulls his arm free several times but fails. Kuno applies more pressure, really retching back on the shoulder of Rabid. Johnny tries to claw his way to the ropes but Kuno sees it coming and drags him towards the center. The crowd sensing the upset gets behind Kenji starting a tap chant. It does indeed look like Rabid is considering it. He holds his hand off the mat again..
Jimmy Garcia: He's going to give up.
Gravedigger: For the love of all that's holy no!
Johnny pushes off on Kuno's head hard causing separation as the smaller man is pushed across the ring. Kenji gets back up quickly. Johnny gets up too.. looking furious, holding his wounded arm. Kenji goes on the attack only to be cut down with a series of hard knife edge chops from Rabid! He drags him back up and delivers another series of chops!
Gravedigger: Now this is more like it!
He drags Kuno back to his feet again. The Kawaii superstar staggers looking wounded as Johnny sets him up for.. the fameasser. But just before impact Kenji cartwheels out of the way. Kenji grabs Johnny with a wristlock armdrag.. into a Japanese armdrag into a rope walk armdrag! Then he nails Rabid with a running mushroom stomp! He makes the cover.
1..
2..
kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: Johnny Rabid has been unable to get a hang of Kuno's unique style throughout this match.
Gravedigger: It only takes one time.. Jimmy.
Rabid gets back up but a leaping forearm smash sends him staggers around the ring. Kuno hits the ropes to get for impact and delivers a second one.. only this time Johnny catches and grabs Kenji in mid air and plants him with a belly to belly suplex. Johnny shakes his head at Kenji who is valiantly pulling himself back to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: The Kitten is clawing his way back to his feet. OWW
Gravedigger: Plenty more where that came from Jimmy. Fortunately this match is over. Kuno up and immediately back down with the back stabber from Rabid!
Johnny motions for Kuno to get up again. But he does not rise. Rabid kicks him in the ribs a few times enjoying the loud boos. He grabs Kuno by the cat ears and gives Kenji a bulldog.
Gravedigger: What do you think of that, Jimmy? It looks like this cat is dead in the water now does it?
Rabid makes a cover.
1..
2..
Kenji somehow kicks out!
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable fight in this kid. This just shows you what a spot in the Killing Floor means to him! To both of them!
Gravedigger: Finally you said something I agree with.
Johnny meanwhile seems ready to polish off Kenji in the most painful way possible. So he places Kuno on the top rope. Rabid lifts Kuno up for his superplex.. falling back, until the slippery Kuno shifts position connecting with a hurricarana in mid air!
Jimmy Garcia: Incredible move! Johnny Rabid lands hard! He isn't moving.
Gravedigger: Oh no... C'mon Johnny.
Both men are down. Kenji rolls over towards Rabid draping an arm across for the pin.
1..
2..
3!
Kuno pulls himself to his feet, arms in the air. Until he heart sinks as he notices Rabid has draped his foot over the bottom rope. Kenji lets out a cat like scream, psyching himself up.. and
Jimmy Garcia: He just tiger suplexed Rabid! I can't believe it!
1..
2..
kick out from Rabid!
Johnny gets up, a glazed over look in his eyes. Kenji goes to the corner, and executes his honor roll.
Jimmy Garcia: The yarn ball! The yarn ball!
The savate kick is ducked! But before Rabid can follow up Kenji catches him with a jumping DDT! He makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!
No, barely a kick out.
Jimmy Garcia: He almost put him away with that move.
Kuno kicks Johnny in the skull.. then does it again. He decides to check. Johnny seems like he's out. Kenji climbs up to the top rope.. and lets out a loud roar.
Jimmy Garcia: He's going for it! Yarn Ball v2! That 630 splash!
Before he can take flight Johnny kicks the top rope with both legs crotching Kuno in the corner!
Jimmy Garcia: That should be a disqualification! He did that on purpose!
Gravedigger: Damn straight he did! Johnny Rabid is a brilliant man!
Johnny pulls Kenji off the top rope.. right into the Kingdom Destroyer! He makes the pin.
1..
2..
3!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, advancing into the Killing Floor, Johnny Rabid!
Jimmy Garcia: The Kawaii Kitten did everything he could to win tonight...
Gravedigger: But you don't send a kitten to fight a British Ripper like Rabid! |
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:02:01 GMT -6
Ryan Jones Segment
Scene cuts to the UCI lockeroom of UCI Television Champion, Ryan Jones, who his sitting around playing dominoes with his Lead Security Agent, Warren Deen. Ryan has on a #UCI color blue "Master Debater" t-shirt (Catalog# 420UCIMD) and is only sipping water before his match. Warren sports a modest suit he probably had fitted at the Men's Wearhouse (I guarantee it!) and is sipping a cup of coffee he had a UCI ring rat fetch him. Warren throws down a domino and it crashes on table between the two with a thunderous thud.
Warren Deen: Domino, Mother fucker!
Ryan Jones: This has to be bad luck.
Warren Deen: Bad luck? No, no, no..I got skills I-
Ryan Jones: I'm talking about losing at something right before a big match. There's got to be something unlucky about that.
Warren Deen: Shit. I never thought of that..oh well, bruh, we aren't superstitious anyway. Hey what do you have going on over there?
Warren points to a contraption that is hooked up in the corner that only can me described as a chamber of some sort. It appears to be made of hard white plastic with a clear see through top. It is also plugged and radiates with light and heat.
Ryan Jones: Oh that..that's where Precious sleeps. I had it especially made for her.
Warren Deen: What's this rigamarole of monstrosity called anyway?
Ryan Jones: It's called a Hyperbaric Oxygen Chamber. It helps keep her shiny and gold..she's not getting any younger, you know?
Warren Deen: Yeeaaah man. Who made it..Lucius Fox?
Ryan Jones: Very funny. I get it..from Batman. I get mistaken for Bruce Wayne all the time.
Warren Deen: Gee, I wonder why?
●Warren winks into the camera.●
Ryan Jones: A guy by the name of Professor Keenbean made it..it's a prototype.
There is a knock at the door that interrupts the conversation, both Warren and Ryan look at each other.
Warren Deen: You expecting anybody?
Ryan Jones: No..it could be anybody though. Maybe it's Celeste coming to wish me luck.
Warren Deen: Right..but what if it's another set up by Gravedigger?
Ryan Jones: I doubt it. He wouldn't have the balls to knock on the door first.
Warren Deen: True that. What do we do?
Ryan Jones: Go see what they want fool!
Warren Deen: Me?
Ryan Jones: Yeah, you. You're my security agent you wanker.
Warren Deen: Oh yeah, that's right.
Ryan Jones: It says so right there in your job description.
Warren Deen: Okay..okay..gee.
"I'm going to have to ask for a raise or hazard pay or some shit.", Warren thinks out loud.
Warren opens the door and peaks out. After he notices it clear he arrogantly opens the door. First he sees nothing until he lowers his eye level. Standing there in a sexy dress is a short blonde who looks to be a model. She smiles at Warren who becomes mesmerized by her beauty.
Sexy Blonde: Hey there cutie, you Ryan Jones?
●She bats her eyelashes and gives him a sexy look that she notices gives him the rise she was hoping for as she looks down at the front of his suit pants.●
Warren Deen: Umm..umm..No..I'm his bodyguard!
●Warren puffs out his chest obviously trying to impress the young sexy vixen.●
Sex Blonde: Bodyguard..from little ol' me?
●She gives out an irresistible giggle that nearly melts Warren like Frosty.●
"Okay forget the hazard pay, thank you Lord Jesus, I love my job!", Warren thinks to himself.
Warren Deen: Not you particularly but you know? I protect my boy from the bad guys.
●Warren puffs out his chest even more nearly popping a button on his suit jacket.●
Sexy Blonde: Aww..that's sweet. Anyway...do you mind giving him something for me?
Warren Deen: Sure! You can GIVE me whatever it is you want to give him.
Sexy Blonde: I'm sure you would want that but I feel like maybe I should GIVE it to him myself.
"Shit. Ryan is going to love me for this one.", Warren thinks.
Warren Deen: Of course you can give it to him personally.
●Warren opens the door and struts in towering over the gorgeous model and winks at Ryan.●
Warren Deen: Hey, boss. Look at what I found outside. She says she has something to give you..you lucky bastard!
●The sexy blonde walks over to Ryan and tries to put the same spell on him she did Warren by locking eyes seductively but it has no effect on Ryan.●
Sexy Blonde: Mr. Jones?
Ryan Jones: Yeah, what do you want?
Sexy Blonde: Ryan Cornelius Jones?
Ryan Jones: That's the name they gave me.
Sexy Blonde: I have something to GIVE you!
Warren Deen: Give it to him baby!
●The sexy blonde goes over to Ryan, wraps her arms around his shoulders and pulls him close to her body while straddling his lap. She smiles and begins to kiss him long and hard. She licks his lips and leaves the majority of her red semi-gloss lipstick on Ryan's lips.●
Sexy Blonde: I always wanted to do that.
Warren Deen: Yeah, bruh. Score!
●The sexy blonde pulls herself off of Ryan's lap and pulls and envelope out of her bra.●
Sexy Blonde: Oh and Mr. Jones? You've been served.
●She gives him the envelope and wipes a little of the lipstick off his lips before she winks then exits the room as sexy as she entered. Ryan opens the envelope and reads the letter inside.●
Warren Deen: What the fuck is that?
Ryan Jones: April is suing me for full custody of Max.
Warren Deen: Full custody? She can't even take care of him the weeks he's over there now.
Ryan Jones: I know. I don't need this right now. I have to get mentally prepared for my match. Get these cameras out of here!!
Warren Deen: What are you chumps waiting for? You heard him..get the fuck out of here!
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:03:15 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:04:01 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:13:10 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Ryan Jones © vs Ryo Ishikawa
Jimmy Garcia: And it's time to kick off our UCI Television Title match! My partner in crime Gravedigger has refused to do commentary so I wonder who they'll give me this week. Please not Stevie Corah again. He kept the censors on high alert last week, not to mention almost gave me a coronary!
Smoke begins to rise from the stage as the opening riffs of the song begin playing. A single mirror is lowered from the ceiling, as the song begins to pick up. As the smoke clears, a woman is shown being raised on a platform from below the stage looking into the mirror, adjusting her hair and what not accordingly, then the mirror raises and Madison is standing there.
Whoa! You're only smoke and mirrors!
Whoa! You're only smoke and mirrors!
Whoa! You're only smoke and mirrors!
Whoa! You're only smoke and mirrors tonight!
Madison tosses the coat tails behind her, as she begins walking down to the ring, as the announcer looks at her.
“From, Sheffield, England, Madison Meriweather!”
“Let everybody see, their future here with me.
Just watch the wheel go round.
I'll cheer as you go down.”
As she walks down to the announcers table, she high fives the fans on either side, before taking a seat and putting her headset on. She waves to the crowd on the outside of the ring while fixing her hair so it stays perfectly in place.
Jimmy Garcia: And who do we have here?
Madison Meriweather: Madison Meriweather..but you can just call me Ms. Meriweather.
Jimmy Garcia: Oookay. I'm glad to have you out here-
Madison Meriweather: The pleasure is all mine. Our GM, Mr. Price, thought it appropriate to add a little class and sophistication to this edition of Overload.
Jimmy Garcia: I'm all for it..I love when our GM gives me broadcast partners that are so easy on the eyes.
Madison Meriweather: Watch it Jimmy Crack Corn, I'm more than just another pretty face, these boys and girls will find out soon enough but for now I think I'll do some scouting and help you out at the same time.
Jimmy Garcia: Sounds like a plan to me and here comes our challenger right now!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen from Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan..weighing in at 205 pounds...The Bishonen Brawler...RYO ISHIKAWA!!!
"The One Punch Man Opening Trap Remix", blasts over the PA system and the fans pop loudly, eagerly awaiting the arrival of The Bishōnen Brawler. After a few seconds, he emerges from behind the curtain wide smile on his face as he soaks in the approval of the audience for a few moments before making his way down to the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: And listen to these fans get jacked up here in the O2 Arena from London, England on Overload!
Madison Meriweather: These are my people. Some of Sheffield's finest are here tonight for this very moment. To watch and listen to me call this match as only a true Brit can.
Jimmy Garcia: That's right, you are from Sheffield. Price didn't need to bother to pay to fly you in. Cheap bastard!
Madison Meriweather: Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. The contract I signed pays me quite handsomely. Probably broke the bank.
Jimmy Garcia: Speaking of getting paid..here comes our UCI Television Champion!
"We are the Champions" by Queen with a mix of "Master Debater" by Twist explodes through the PA system and the fans have a mixed reaction but still pop loud. Out comes "Random" Ryan Jones wearing a baby blue #UCI T-shirt that says "Debate What?" in white letters on the back and the UCI logo with Ryan's signature question mark/skull logo on the front. He struts to the ring having Precious draped over his right shoulder and wearing black MMA style shorts. Before entering the ring he goes over and personally sets down his UCI Television Title in front of Madison and Jimmy. He gives Madison a wink and she just rolls her eyes which makes Ryan laugh. The second Ryan turns around he is greeted with a Hurricanrana that sends him scrambling to the concrete floor.
Jimmy Garcia: High risk move that just paid off for this Japanese live wire!
Madison Meriweather: As cute as this Ryan Jones is he needs to worry more about his opponent than trying to impress me.
Jimmy Garcia: Ryo playing up to this English crowd with an Arm Drag as Ryan tries to get up!
Madison Meriweather: I'm glad nobody's mates are getting involved yet.
Jimmy Garcia: Very true, no Warren Deen for Ryan or Hentai Prince and Kuno Kenji for Ryo Ishikawa.
Madison Meriweather: I bet you can't say that ten times fast.
Jimmy Garcia: Could The Bishonen Brawler bring home gold tonight?
Ryo runs at Ryan and attempts a Bicycle Kick but Ryan ducks and throws him shoulder first into the ring barricade.
Madison Meriweather: Nice move by the champion.
Ryan pulls Ryo up by the hair and throws him back into the ring breaking the refs count.
Jimmy Garcia: Make no mistake about it..he may brag a lot but Ryan Jones is every bit as good as he says he is.
Madison Meriweather: We'll see how he handles "stiff" competition mate. They just signed me remember.
Jimmy Garcia: Just for the record and those of you keeping track at home, Ryan has yet to be pinned or submitted thus far in his young UCI career.
Madison Meriweather: Funny you should mention that considering I fancy myself a submission specialist.
Jimmy Garcia: Much like these fans, I can't wait for your debut match!
Madison Meriweather: In due time. I plan on being the Queen of this company!
Jones puts Ryo's arm behind his back and body slams him hard down to the canvas mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Ryan is methodically working on that shoulder of Ryo!
Jones flys from one end of the ring to the other and drop kicks Ryo on his left shoulder.
Madison Meriweather: He's not just another pretty face either this Ryan guy.
Ryan plays up to the booing crowd by cupping his hands over his ears. One side of the O2 Arena chants "We Love Ryan!" and immediately after the other half chants "Ryan Sucks!". Ryan smiles and shrugs his shoulder and goes to lift Ryo up by his hair but instead Ryo lands a thunderous punch.
Jimmy Garcia: One PawNch!!
Madison Meriweather: He may have knocked out Ryan's bloody teeth with that shot!
Jimmy Garcia: Ryo back up, what's he going to do?
Ryo yells something unaudible in Japanese but the fans still bite and cheer loudly. As Ryan is down Ryo gets a running start and smashes into him with a Cannonball.
Madison Meriweather: Cannonball but I think he aggravated that shoulder!
Jimmy Garcia: Nice call. You are right, Ryo hurt himself in the process and can't capitalize on this big move.
Ryo shakes off the pain and gets to his feet but Ryan immediately pops up as well.
Madison Meriweather: They are both back up!
Ryo runs at Ryan and tries another Hurricanrana but gets met with a power bomb instead.
Jimmy Garcia: Man was that a power bomb!
Madison Meriweather: The whole arena shook just about. That may be it!
Jimmy Garcia: Ryan Jones for the pin..1...2..thr-
Madison Meriweather: Kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: Just barely. I thought this one was over.
Jones gets back up and waits for Ryo to get up signaling for the End of Debate.
Madison Meriweather: Jones is patiently waiting for this Bishonen Brawler to get up..Ryo is up!
Jimmy Garcia: End of Debate!! He hit it..this one is over!
Instantly the lights go out.
Madison Meriweather: Somebody didn't pay the power bill? I told you my contract was pretty big!
Jimmy Garcia: What in the hell is going on? Get these lights back on, this match should be over but I can't see a thing.
A beam of light blasts in the right corner illuminating a figure with a blue glow to it.
Madison Meriweather: What in the bloody hell is that?
Jimmy Garcia: It appears to be Ryo's manager and stable mate Kuno Kenji!
Ryan leaves Ryo and goes to the left corner and gets a running start towards the right corner directly headed for Kenji.
Madison Meriweather: I don't know if this is such a good idea.
Jimmy Garcia: Running Single Leg High Knee!!
The lights come back on and Kenji disappears and Ryan goes crashing into the corner violently.
Madison Meriweather: Where'd he go?
Jimmy Garcia: It was only a Kenji hologram!
Madison Meriweather: Absolutely brilliant.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones smashed into the corner hard and Ryo is back up and looking to take charge of this match.
Madison Meriweather: With help from one of his friends.
Ryo plays to the crowd as they mark out for his futuristic swerve. They chant "Ryo" and he smiles. Ryo runs and smashes Ryan with a Leaping Double Knee into corner.
Jimmy Garcia: LDK!! This one could be the beginning of the end for our UCI Television Champion!
Madison Meriweather: Ryo needs to follow it up if he wants to pull off the impossible.
Jimmy Garcia: Leg Drop Bulldog!!
Madison Meriweather: That may have done it Jimmy! Cover him.
Jimmy Garcia: 1....2...3!!
Madison Meriweather: Foot on the rope by our champion!
Jimmy Garcia: Great ring presence by Jones.
Madison Meriweather: Bad positioning by the challenger, Ryo.
Jimmy Garcia: He seems a little frustrated at the ref.
Madison Meriweather: Don't be mad at the ref..he's just doing his job.
Jimmy Garcia: He gets in the refs face but head referee Phil Brooks won't back down.
Ref Phil Brooks: He had the foot on the ropes. Match continues!
Ryo delivers a couple of sloppy punches to the head of Ryan but with little impact. He tries a punt kick but slips and lands on his hurt shoulder.
Jimmy Garcia: I think Ryo hurt himself with that slip on the mat.
Jones slowly gets up and lands a series of stomps on the injured shoulder of Ryo.
Madison Meriweather: Looks like the champ is stomping a mudhole into Ishikawa!
Jimmy Garcia: And he's about to walk it dry here on Overload!
Jones once again lifts Ryo up by his hair and quickly delivers a Half Nelson Face Buster.
Madison Meriweather: What does he call that?
Jimmy Garcia: Act of Congress! And Ryo is completely out I think!
Madison Meriweather: Cover him!
Jimmy Garcia: 1....2..thr--
Madison Meriweather: The lights out again?
The O2 Arena goes completely dark for about five seconds before the lights come back on. A figure stands in the ring with a hood on standing face to face with Ryan. The shadowy character quickly pulls of his hood.
Jimmy Garcia: Hentai Prince!
Madison Meriweather: I don't think Ryan expected this.
Jimmy Garcia: Certainly not!
Jones gets ready to lay Adam out when out of nowhere Adam spits pink mist into Ryan's eyes.
Madison Meriweather: I guess that's what you call spitting game at your opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: That pink mist may have blinded Ryan!
The lights cut out again for about another five seconds before they come back on and Hentai Prince is nowhere to be found.
Madison Meriweather: Some must have gotten in my eyes. I couldn't see there for a minute.
Jimmy Garcia: Ryan has been robbed once again and the Bishonen Brawler loves every minute of it.
Madison Meriweather: Why shouldn't he? He's about to be the new UCI Television Champion.
Ryo takes advantage of Ryan's temporary blindness by unloading a flurry of punches and kicks. He lifts Ryan up by his shorts.
Jimmy Garcia: Snap Suplex by Ryo on Ryan! Ryo quickly up and Corkscrew Neckbreaker!
Madison Meriweather: He's got the champion on his heels once again.
Jimmy Garcia: He just screamed for his finisher to these fans!
Ryo Ishikawa: Ryuuga Wagateki Wo Kuran!!!!
Jimmy Garcia: He hit that Flying Knee Drop to the back of Ryan's head!! It's over!
Madison Meriweather: We have a new champion!
Jimmy Garcia: The cover..1....2...
For the third time the lights go out and the O2 Arena goes pitch black.
Madison Meriweather: Now what?
When the lights come back on Warren Deen has Ryo in a Gorilla Press.
Jimmy Garcia: Don't do it Deen!
Deen throws Ryo over the top rope and through the Spanish announce table.
Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Madison Meriweather: Oh my word!
Jimmy Garcia: I think Ryo Ishikawa is broken in half! We got officials out here to get rid of this crazy Warren Deen but the damage has already been done!
Madison Meriweather: Turn around is fair play.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones has finally woke up and he sees Ryo not moving and through that announcers table and look at him smile. You should be real proud of yourself.
Ryan hears Jimmy as he rolls outside to retrieve Ryo and just shrugs his shoulders. He goes over to the announce table and puts on a third headset. He goes over to Madison.
Ryan Jones: Well hello there. I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm Ryan.
Madison blushes and reaches out to shake his hand. Ryan gently shakes it back then gently kisses her on the top of her hand. He looks over at Jimmy and flips him the bird as Jimmy rolls his eyes. Ryan gets back up and smashes the headset into the head of Ryo three or four times. Ryan grabs Ryo up by his hair and Snap DDTs him through the broken table. Ryo lays motionless.
Jimmy Garcia: Snap Decision!! He just Snap Decisioned, Ryo thru that busted up table!
Madison Meriweather: He's got to get him into the ring though.
Ryan looks over at Madison and winks.
Ryan Jones: Your wish is my command.
Ryan lifts Ryo up and throws him through the second rope.
Ryan picks the third broken headset up and says:
Ryan Jones: Submission specialist, eh? Watch this.
He throws the headset down and rolls into the ring. He quickly rushes in an begins to apply a Half Nelson Choke with a tight Body scissors.
Jimmy Garcia: Jaws of Life!!! It's hooked in tight..the ref checks Ryo's arm and nothing!
Madison Meriweather: Ryo is knocked out after going through that table twice..he can't respond.
Jimmy Garcia: Referee Phil Brooks checks the arm again and no response!
Madison Meriweather: One more time and this one is over and done with!
Jimmy Garcia: Brooks checks his arm a third time..it goes limp..he's calling for the bell!
Madison Meriweather: Ah, bullocks. I hate when it goes limp.
Madison smiles and winks into the camera.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner by submission and still YOUR UCI TELEVISION CHAMPION....RYYYYYYAN JOOOOONNNNES!!
"We are the Champions" by Queen blares over the O2 Arena PA system. Ryan refuses to release the Jaws of Life as a way to show off for Madison.
Jimmy Garcia: Release the damn hold Ryan!
The ring begins to fill with smoke and visibility becomes non existent. After the smoke clears Ryo Ishikawa has disappeared.
Madison Meriweather: That was ninja like!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones looks shocked but he could care less just as long as he brings home his Precious.
Ryan gets out of the ring and quickly grabs his UCI Television Championship and throws it high in the air to the now cheering crowd.
Madison Meriweather: I wonder who he goes home too?
She smiles and blushes.
Jimmy Garcia: He so random I don't even know if he knows.
Madison Meriweather: A girl can wonder can't she? It was a great match none the less.
Jimmy Garcia: It usually is when Ryan Jones is involved that much is for sure. All kinds of action here from the O2 Arena on Overload and we'll be right back. Thanks for joining me Madison.
Madison Meriweather: Ms. Meriweather and the pleasure was all yours!
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:16:21 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:18:59 GMT -6
Killing Floor Qualifier Triple Threat Match Tiffany White vs Kyle Kemp vs Bonnie Blue
Overload comes back from commercial with a shot of Kyle Kemp in the ring as "Better Than You" by Sam Adams is playing over the arena speakers.
Jimmy Garcia: And it's time for yet another qualifying match for a spot in The Killing Floor Match. This time we've got ourselves a triple threat match between three of UCI's many stars on the rise. There you can see Kyle Kemp getting warmed up in the ring.
The lights go out in the arena, as "A Bolt From The Blue" hits the PA, the lights sync themselves with the intro.
"AHH AHH. AHH AHH."
The beat drops as blue strobe lights spaz out across the arena. Tiffany White finally comes out from the back, blowing kisses to any attractive ladies she sees in the crowd. A guy in the front row catcalls her, which she responds with a swift middle finger. She rushes into the ring, bouncing around in time with the music, and as the song fades out she gets ready for the match.
Jimmy Garcia: And the always interesting to watch Tiffany White out here now. Your thoughts on her Gravedigger?
Gravedigger: Kinda wishing she'd make me a sandwich, I'm hungry as hell.
Jimmy Garcia: Fascinating as always.
Smoke covers the stage as the opening riff of Erock's "Doctor Who Meets Metal" echoes through the venue; blue and white strobes flare in time to the beat. Bonnie Blue appears from the haze, clad in her blue and white singlet, with the Intercontinental strap slung over her shoulder. Bonnie raises her arms to the crowd, soaking in the cheers for a moment. Then, she sprints down the ramp and leaps onto the ring apron. She slips through the ropes, then climbs onto the turnbuckle to pose for the crowd with a dazzling smile, both belts lifted overhead.
Jimmy Garcia: And finally we've got UCI's first and only double champion, Bonnie Blue. Some consider Bonnie to be the favorite in this match.
Gravedigger: Maybe a nice BLT, with some chips and a pickle on the side.
Jimmy Garcia: Are you just going to sit out here and talk about food the whole match?
Gravedigger: Would you rather I spend it doing the usual and insulting your mother?
Jimmy Garcia: Carry on!
[DING! DING! DING!]
Jimmy Garcia: There's the bell, this match is underway!
Bonnie comes out of her corner but she's immediately double teamed by Kemp and White.
Gravedigger: Looks like Kyle and Tiffany heard you talking about Bonnie being the favorite and decided to take her out. How does that make you feel?
Jimmy Garcia: Well I-
Gravedigger: That was rhetorical, nobody cares how you feel. Moron.
Kemp and White taking turns with shots to Bonnie in the corner before she drops to the mat and gets shoved outside the ring. The team up is short lived however as Kemp spins White around and blasts her in the face with a forearm. Now it's Kemp shooting White into the ropes, she comes back and Kemp tries to back body drop her out to the floor. White able to land on the apron though and she grabs Kemp from behind bouncing the back of his head off the top rope as she drops to the floor.
Jimmy Garcia: Well there's one way to get whiplash.
White tries to slide back into the ring but Bonnie grabs her by the boot and drags her back out. Bonnie bouncing her face off of the apron before shoving her to the floor and sliding into the ring. Kemp getting back up to his feet and Bonnie grabs him from behind.
Gravedigger: Bonnie going for that Timelock submission early!
But Kemp had it scouted and is fighting to get free before Blue can get the chickenwing locked in. White back on her feet and she slides into the ring. White with Bonnie from behind and she tries for a German suplex. Bonnie gets lifted up, manages to kick Kemp in the back and propel White backward onto the mat with Bonnie on top. Shoulders down and the referee starts the count.
ON-
Jimmy Garcia: Not even a one count!
White shoves Bonnie off and scrambles back up to her feet as Kemp is up right after. Kemp sees Bonnie down and goes for the Back To The Minors, but White cuts him off with a running clothesline. Bonnie back up to her feet and she goes for a hurricanrana on White that takes her to the mat. Bonnie looking at Kemp and she pulls him up to his feet. Bonnie again looking for the Timelock and this time she gets the chickenwing locked in. Bonnie with the bridge and Kemp is in trouble in the middle of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Could this be it?
White realizes what's happening and dives to make the save, shoving Kemp away from Bonnie. White now dragging Bonnie to her feet and she throws her out of the ring. White turns around as Kemp is getting to his feet and she hits him with a running dropkick that sends him into the corner chest first. White now going to the top rope and she leaps off with the Queen Of Diamonds. Pin attempt.
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Post by Results on Oct 11, 2016 0:23:26 GMT -6
UCI Intercontinental Championship Contention Match Triple Threat Match PerZag vs Blanche Corrigan vs Jonathan Porter
Taylor Lorde: The following match is a triple Threat match scheduled for, One Fall!
The camera fades in, revealing Blanche Corrigan standing in the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, Already in the ring, Blanche Corrigan!
The start of 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor plays as the lights go off. After a brief moment, a spotlight shines next to the ring, where a man wearing a black hoodie stands, waiting. He grabs at the hood that is covering his head, and slowly drags it off, revealing his shoulder length blonde hair. He stretches his neck from side to side before unzipping the hoodie, and taking it off. He drops it on the ground behind him and stares into the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing, from Benalla, Victoria, Australia, PERZAG!
PerZag walks slowly towards the ring apron where a microphone is placed, and he picks it up off of the apron. He climbs onto the apron, and turns around staring down the entrance ramp.
PerZag: My name is PerZag, and I am 'The Worthiest of All'.
He leans back against the ropes and puts both his arms out to the side, extended as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. He turns around, and steps into the ring, through the ropes. He walks over to one of the corners of the ring, and leans against it waiting for the match to begin.
The lights in the arena dim. A red ribbon appears on the Titantron. A female voice sings "Do do doo do doo doo do do do do do do dooo do do do" and Centuries by Fallout boy starts. Red, Gold and Silver pyro curtains begin to shower down from the bottom of the Tron and the Cross of the Wolf appears as the words TRUE IMMORTAL come together under it. Scenes of the Man In Black fighting well known superstars he's faced over his career before The Wav3 begin to montage on the screen as the Spirit of the Wolf walks through the shower of fire. A sinister look is on his face, but then he looks to the fans and smirks his trademark smirk. He walks down to the ring, taking his leather jacket off as he gets there and hands it to a ring attendant. He then slides in the ring slowly. He stands up and looks around the arena taking in the reaction of the crowd.
Taylor Lorde: And finally, from Long Pond Pa, Jonathan Porter!
Jimmy Garcia: This match is for a shot at the prestigious Intercontinental Title!
DING DING DING!
The match begins and Corrigan tries to get a quick advantage by rushing PerZag, only to be met with a stiff clothesline driving her back first into the mat.
‘Digger: Oh damn, Corrigan was just *Flattened*!
PerZag continues the assault by stomping repeatedly on the prone woman.
Garcia: ‘Oh man, PerZag is really crushing Blanche here!’
‘Digger: ‘Well what do you expect? he is “The worthiest of all”’
As PerZag is stomping away on Blanche, Porter walks up behind him, grabbing him by the waist, setting up for a German suplex
Garcia: ‘And PerZag slips out of it!
PerZag twists Porter around and goes for a German of his own, slamming Porter down on top of the unmoving Corrigan!
‘Digger: ‘Oh, damn! That girl was just flattened by a combined weight of almost 450 pounds!
Porter rolls with the impact, the ribs of Blanche having taken most of the punishment, and rushes PerZag, jumping over Blanche and hitting him with a Clothesline.
Garcia: ‘This had effectively become a one-on-one match, i don’t think Corrigan will be getting up in the next century!’
Porter yells at PerZag to stand up, only to meet him with a hard chop as he gets to his feet, a faint “Woo!” can be heard from the crowd
PerZag Takes a few steps backwards from the stinging pain before coming back with a punch of his own, the crowd starts cheering for their own favorite as the men exchange punches.
‘Digger: ‘This is what the crowd wants to see, a real test of how tough these two guys are!’
Garcia: ‘Yeah, but meanwhile Blanche is stirring!’
‘Digger: ‘I’m surprised the girl is still breathing steadily and not coughing up blood!
Porter and PerZag are now both gripping each other by the hair while laying into the other with strikes, the referee helpless to stop them as it’s a triple threat match.
Their macho face off is interrupted as Corrigan charges, delivering an elbow strike to the back of Porter.
The six foot man turns around and stares at the girl before smashing her in the face with a huge backhand, drawing a massive boo from the crowd.
As Porter turns back, PerZag meets him with a knee lift into his abdomen, and attempts to follow up with a Fameasser to the now bent over Jonathan.
Garcia: ‘Porter Lifts him up, look at that strength!’
Jonathan runs to the ropes and throws PerZag off his shoulders into the Ringside area!
‘Digger: ‘He just PowerBombed PerZag to the outside of the ring!’
Garcia: ‘And Porter turns his attention to Blanche!’
Corrigan runs at Jonathan, attempting to hit him with a crossbody
‘Digger: ‘He caught her! Porter just fucking caught her!’
Porter lifts Blanche onto his shoulders before throwing her back down again, raising his left knee into her face!
Garcia: ‘FULL! METAL! JACKET!
‘Digger: ‘And there’s the cover!’
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, and new #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship, Jonathan Porter!!!
Garcia: Good showing by PerZag, but Porter had laser focus for this match!
‘Digger: ‘Yeah, and the strength to back it up!’ |
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