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Post by Results on Sept 27, 2016 0:23:47 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Jonathan Porter vs Teddy Sol
Taylor Lorde: The following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, Teddy Sol!
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he soaks in the applause.
Gravedigger: Big match set here between Teddy an-
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!
The crowd goes silent as Teddy drops to the metal ramp, rolling around in pain as Spencer Adams stands over him with a face full of anger.
Gravedigger: What is he doing?!
Jimmy Garcia: Spencer Adams just stomping away at Teddy here!
Spencer pulls the limp Teddy Sol to his feet before lifting him up onto his shoulders and walking over to the edge of the stage.
Gravedigger: Somebody stop this!
Jimmy Garcia: VACCINE OFF THE RAMP!
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Post by Results on Sept 27, 2016 0:32:58 GMT -6
Main Event UCI Tag Team Championship Tag Team Match The Guardians © vs #TeamRekless
It has finally come, and it is finally here. The undefeated #TeamRekless who are 4-0 have been granted at a chance for the ultimate prize in all of Tag Team Wrestling. The Guardians will now defend their coveted Tag Team Championships against the most popular team, and surprisingly dominant Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson. We cut to our commentary team fully ready for this incredible match.
Gravedigger: AWWWWWWW YEAH MOTHAFUCKAS. IT’S TIME FOR MY BOYS #TEAMREKLESS, AND MORE SO JACK SCHLONGSON TO BEAT THE GUARDIAN FUCKS, AND BECOME THE NEW UCI TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Jimmy Garcia: We are ready for the main event, THE main event of tonight! The Guardians will defend against the undefeated, and most popular tag team in UCI history. #TeamRekless, Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson. Everything started with Jack trying to become Andre’s new lover that evolved into becoming his fulltime tag partner, and although Andre resented it, he is here now in another main event.
Gravedigger: Oh chu’ schleep! This is the most success any tag team has gotten in the UCI. They gon’ need the Tag Titles to solidify themselves as the greatest tag team in UCI history, and could even be the longest ones too.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, we have no more time to waste. It is now time for the UCI Main event! The Guardians defend their UCI Tag Team Championships against #TeamRekless!
“Technicolor Shades” by YourEnigma begins playing around the American Airlines arena that immediately spawns boo’s, and hateful remarks. Texas which is the home state of Andre Holmes are completely against this asshole, and are the most vigorous disrespectful chants ever thrown at Jack Schlongson who walks to the stage skipping, and jumping at this glorious opportunity.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU FAGGOT! FUCK YOU FAGGOT!
He doesn’t care at all as he cups his right hand behind his ear, and waves for the crowd to tell him what they are saying. Jack walks down the entrance path smiling to the fans, fixing his hair. Dressed in his long brightly colored tights with the graphics, “J.C.S” printed on the side of his sky blue tight pants, rainbow colored wrist tape, and wearing that pair of sky blue wrestling boots.
Gravedigger: You people in Dallas are some of the most disrespectful cunts I have ever heard. Jack Schlongson is an amazing, and supportive person to your hometown hero, your homestate hero, Andre Holmes. Just like him, you’re so blind that he is a respected member of the LGBT community!
Jack is already on the apron before shifting his presence on the middle rope outside of his corner. Waving his arms around his waist, and mouthing off to the crowd that he will be the new champion as the lights flash multicolor around the entire audience. Dancing to the beat of his entrance music until brightening as he’s in the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Love him or hate him. This strategy has worked off in his favor. Deliberately poking Andre Holmes to fall into his favor although eating a couple blows but all that has paid off to receive this Tag Team title shot. The question is, can he do it on his own now that Andre has voiced on remaining neutral from this match?
While Jack is in his team’s corner, his music has faded for the crowd to start chanting their true opinions. Of course it doesn’t affect him but Texas is fully supporting the one that helped brought them recognition, and damn sure have never failed to keep his loyalty withering away to another blasted state. The suspense builds in as UCI intentionally makes them wait for their hometown hero.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Gravedigger: HOLY SHIT?! They are this loud?!
Jimmy Garcia: Dallas, Texas has voiced who they want all along. They want their hero. Texas wants their hero. The world wants their hero. They want “Relentless” Andre Holmes.
Texas knows this particular guitar riff that cues every light to shut off, and grey video clips of Andre Holmes walking backstage with that black silk hoodie over his head, and the camera points behind him to reveal “Relentless” printed in blood dripping graphic on the back of it. Soon, “Relentless” by New Years Day shatters ears in the audience that go fuckin’ insane for him to come out.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Andre Holmes walks out to the arena being flashed by flickering bright lights against the darkness. Walking back, and forth from each side of the stage to lift the tip of his hoodie up; enjoying the sight of all his fans. Of course, black elbow and knee pads. Black wrestling boots with black shins to cover the fore legs. That signature right forearm sleeve with his last name imprinted in red.
Crowd: WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME!
Jack is clapping in the ring but this moment is for Andre who walks down to the ring in his black, and red graphically designed wrestling tights. Standing in the pathway to the ring, the crowd sings along to his lyrics that stops everything. “Tear Me Down, It Won’t Build You Up!”. Instead of smoke, we get the special occasion of raw fireworks emerging from the stage when he produces that primal scream.
Gravedigger: We can’t afford this?! We can’t afford fireworks yet?! This asshole is going to run this promotion into the ground before we even had a full year of operations! Mr. I’m so fucking special! Fuck Andre Holmes! He’s a ruthless killing asshole who should be in jail especially for how he did my girl Erin Fausse!
The lights are brightened until Andre Holmes climbs up the steel steps. Walking across the apron, he finds his pedestal on the middle rope outside of an unoccupied corner where everything around is covered in darkness. Thus, a spotlight shines behind him with smoke blowing upwards to cover his body, and successfully giving off the silhouette visual effect of his entire body.
Jimmy Garcia: Dallas, Texas is proud to have “Relentless” Andre Holmes here in the American Airlines arena. This man is one of the most influential, and popular wrestlers here in this company who can be deemed the most controversial but he will never ever quit, and never stop defending those who cares about hence why we can that he refuses to even compete with that fiend.
Once his music fades, the lights return back to normal with the crowd still chanting his own name. He takes off his own hoodie, and throws it into the face of Jack which the crowd laughs at. All Jack does is hand to the ringside crew while Andre leans back against the ropes far away from him, and any attempt to come near him results a quick kick to the leg.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
The big screen flashes to a blank screen... with a cursor? Suddenly, text appears... "Iceberg-Seven online... accessing big screen. Access granted... running program 'Polar Phantasm Entrance'." The cursor moves across the screen slowly, as if loading something... and then the screen flashes 'THE GUARDIANS' in large frosted blue letters.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“Cellphone’s Dead” by Beck is the entrance music of both The Polar Phantasm, and Bonnie Blue who are shown with two spotlights brightening their presence on each side of the stage. Polar who has his Tag Title belt over his shoulder, and Bonnie with her belt around the waist. The two meet center stage, and nod at each other before walking down the entrance path confident on their second defense.
Crowd: GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS! GUARDIANS!
Polar Phantasm wearing his signature grey elbow pads, brightly white wrestling tight pants, and the insignia printed on each side of the pants along with his entire name. Completing the look with white wrestling boots too. Bonnie on the other hand, only a plain blue sleeveless top, matching capri-length tights with stripes of white down each leg, and also white boots with blue laces.
Jimmy Garcia: The longest reigning, and first ever UCI Tag Team Champions. The Polar Phantasm, and Bonnie Blue who represent the greatest faction in all of UCI history, The Guardians! There is not a group who has ever been so dominant, and also so influential to hold three of the most prestigious championships all together.
Bonnie, and Polar both enter into the ring to climb onto either the ropes or turnbuckles, and raise those championship belts high for the world to see. Andre’s facial expression is always that serious, and pissed off look while Jack is blowing his nails. With everyone in motion, all lights shut off only to reveal those in the ring with Taylor Lord cued to do the introductions of the main event.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is your main event of the evening, and it is a tag team match scheduled for one fall for the UCI Tag Team Championship!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, the challengers! They are Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson, #TeamRekless!
Andre Holmes remains on the ropes with his body leaned forward as he hold the top rope with both hands, receiving all the praise in the world but when Jack steps up in the center, they bash his ass too hard. He rolls his eyes, and steps back into the corner with Andre laughing at his own demise.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! They are the UCI Tag Team Champions, The Polar Phantasm, and Bonnie Blue, The Guardians!
Bonnie, and Polar also receive a monumental positive reaction as they step up in the center of the ring, and present the championship belts. The referee receives them, and also raises them once the lights go back to normal, and Taylor is already outside the ring. With everything in motion, the main event is now underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
In a flash, Andre Holmes leaves the ring to walk over near to the announce table, and unfold a steel chair to sit down leaving Jack to be the only on the team as the legal, and active competitor. Texas is laughing at Jack who is severely angry at him abandoning this opportunity but as he turns around, he gets with a sick running elbow into his own chin that knocks him down into the mat.
Gravedigger: We start the match with Andre being a little bitch, and not wanting to fight alongside the best partner he’s ever had. Jack Schlongson just got floored by The Polar Phantasm in this sudden impromptu match.
Polar builds him up in his corner than starts chopping him down in the chest. Jack is suffering all these chops into the chest until a European Uppercut sits him down in his own team’s corner. Unable to even respond to this flurry of strikes, Polar puts the finishing touches on by delivering a front kick facewashing him from cheek to cheek.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Andre leans forward with a smirk on his face. It satisfies him to see Jack get demolished alone in the ring on the biggest night of his life but Polar continues working on beating Jack so bad that he drags him into his team’s corner for Bonnie to get the tag. Pinning him against the corner, Bonnie takes a few steps to pick up enough velocity, and Dropkick Jack in the face beautifully.
Jimmy Garcia: Running Dropkick into the nose of Jack Schlongson! The Guardians are really dominating due to Jack being left alone by Andre Holmes but he should have expected this. When Andre says he’s serious, he’s serious.
Jack falls to the canvas, and is dragged across to the center of the ring. Bonnie secures the first pin attempt by dropping onto his chest, and hooking the leg up.
One!
T-
Jack kicks out but Bonnie quickly takes the right arm, and shifts her body around it to roll him over onto his side, and apply a Furasawa Armbar. Leaning back with the arm extended, and putting her weight down on his back to really imply that she wants him to tap out. Andre is on the outside with one leg crossed over the other, arms crossed over his chest, and pretending to sleep.
Crowd: LET’S GO BONNIE! LET’S GO BONNIE! LET’S GO BONNIE!
He’s struggling in the submission once she keeps pulling the wrist back with her body weight. So, Jack begins shifting his body to the side where he outstretches his right leg to latch his ankle on the bottom rope. In response, the referee is forced to begin the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Bonnie rolls off his body, and gets back up on his feet. She holds onto that right arm again, and uses it as leverage to pull him up before wrenching it over his head. Finding himself bent over, she soccer kicks his chest a few times before almost snapping the arm out of the socket. Jack takes a few moments to walk away thus giving Bonnie to run forward, and use the ropes to land a Springboard Crossbody.
Gravedigger: Springboard Crossbody from Bonnie Blue! Hey Andre, you wanna compete now? Love watching the people who care about you get picked on in a two on one event? You fuckin’ insensitive asshole?!
The collision on the canvas leaves Bonnie lying across his chest, and hooking up the legs again for the pin attempt of the match.
One!
Tw-
Jack kicks out, and is barely finding a way to even compete in this impromptu handicap match. Bonnie gets back up on her feet, and walks around to start stomping down on his back. When he gets up on his knees, he starts firing elbow shots into her stomach that almost stuns her but she bounces back with a knee uprooting into his chin.
Jimmy Garcia: Sick knee shot!
He almost leans back before she runs into the ropes to rebound into her opponent. However, Jack quickly springs up to leap forward with a Flying Forearm right into her own chin. Bonnie is rocketed down into the canvas, and ricochet’s off the impact to roll near to her corner. Jack quickly takes the chance to start crawling down only to see Andre sitting on the chair, pretending to sleep.
Crowd: HAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU JACK! FUCK YOU JACK! FUCK YOU JACK!
You can tell he’s really getting tired of Andre’s shit. He shakes his head, and gets back up to see Polar entering into the ring. Jack runs over to the larger competitor to start firing forearms way up into his cheek to return of those machine gun chops. Upon the last forearm, Jack runs into the ropes behind him, and then rebounds off the middle rope to springboard back into a Moonsault flooring Polar.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Slingshot Moonsault! Slingshot Moonsault! Here’s the pin attempt, come on Jack Schlongson! Prove you don’t need Andre Holmes!
Landing right on top of his chest, Jack hooks the leg while Andre rolls his eyes because he know that Polar was going to kick out.
One!
Two!
Polar already kicks out of the pin that infuriates Jack to mount him, and reign down forearms on top of his own skull. Once getting off of him, he marches over to the corner that is closer to his opponent. Upon the middle rope, Bonnie rushes across the apron to deliver a Gamengiri with the foot kicking him on the side of his head, and letting him dangle over the top rope bent over.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Polar senses an opportunity, and takes it. He gets back on his feet, and rushes to leap onto the middle rope next to Jack. Leaping off, he flips himself over his back with his arms wrapped around his waist to Sunset Flip Bomb him from the middle down onto the canvas.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Holy shit! I didn’t even know Polar could do that!
Jimmy Garcia: A quick Gamengiri followed by a Sunset Flip Powerbomb puts Jack Schlongson in check to never mess with The Guardians! Now here is the pin attempt, and we may have Jack Schlongson be the one to eat the loss in this “tag team”.
One!
Two!
Jack Schlongson barely kicks out before the three is made. Polar is really getting tired of him, and decides to back up into and unoccupied corner where he begins to hype the crowd up. Really getting ready to tear Jack a new one but when Jack gets up, Polar rushes into him only to receive a Superkick right into his chin then follows by quickly German Suplexing him on the back of his head.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT!? He’s still alive from the Sunset Flip Bomb? He just struck Polar with a sick Superkick then followed up with a German Suplex! Both men down on the canvas, and even Andre Holmes just got off his seat to witness this match first hand!
Gravedigger: Yeah, Andre. Things not going as planned?
With both men down on the canvas, the referee officially begins the count to disqualify them for not being responsive to the match.
One!
Two!
Three!
Crowd: LET’S GO POLAR! FUCK JACK SCHLONGSON! LET’S GO POLAR! FUCK JACK SCHLONGON!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Jimmy Garcia: Is this it? Is this how the much going to end?!
Seven!
Eight!
Both men are moving, and luckily, they both beat the count. Jack finds the energy to floor Polar with a strong short arm clothesline. Off the impact, he gets up again to drive him down with another clothesline then third time's a charm to drop him onto his back again with a strong, and very agile Dropkick right down into the chest to push him into an unoccupied corner.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: YES JACK! COME ON MAN! BEAT THIS WHITE ICY MOTHAFUCKA, AND TAKE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR YOURSELF!
Jack quickly runs across the ring, and deliver a sick European Uppercut that forces Polar to walk right out of the corner then gets knocked back down to the canvas with a sudden Snap DDT spiking him on the top of his own head, and near the corner of Andre Holmes.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Rolling him over onto his own back, he goes for the first pin attempt of his team by hooking the leg up, and keeping his shoulders down on the canvas.
One!
Two!
Bonnie rushes in to break the pin. Dropping an axe handle across his back that stings. However, she helps him up back to his feet, and places him in a Bulldog position to run forward to the ropes. She leaps to try to kick off the top rope but he throws her over into the direction of Andre who manages to catch her, and set her back on her feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! That was so close! Andre Holmes was at the right place, and the right time to catch Bonnie even though she is his opponent. He will never betray the Guardians, and does not want Bonnie to get inu- incoming Jack Schlongson!
Jack is seen sliding his feet under the bottom rope to Basebell Slide Dropkick Bonnie into the back, and shove her into Andre Holmes who falls against the steel chair.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile, he goes onto Polar to mount him. Tangling his right arm in between his legs along with his head. Rolled over onto his shoulders, he locks in the Triangle Choke, and begins pulling the head down against the thigh to choke him his team’s corner. However, Andre gets up with an intention to get involved so he rushes onto the apron, and pulls his arm over the top rope to grab Jack’s hair.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Gravedigger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU’RE COSTING MY BOY JACK SCHLONGSON THE UCI TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS YOU DIM WITTED MOTHAFUCKA!
Jack is really in pain when Andre has a handful of his hair, tightened in his grasp. He slaps the shit out of Jack that the referee calls it a tag, and then gets inside the ring to see the one man who harassed him all along get on his knees, and beg for mercy. Polar is also on the canvas trying to stand on his right knee but Andre is listening keenly to Texas to Thrust Kick Jack once, and for all.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s waited so long to do this, and here is his chance! Here comes the Thrust Kick!
Andre snaps on his right leg, and sidesteps to Thrust Kick Polar Phantasm once Jack swerves out of the way. The impact collapses Polar’s chin inward, and he falls down onto his back completely knocked out while Andre stares down to his body with widened eyes, and a fallen jaw.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Jimmy Garcia: HE JUST THRUST KICKED POLAR PHANTASM! OH MY GOD! HE THRUST KICKED POLAR, JACK MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND ANDRE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
He’s really stuck in fear, and Jack gets back up to see Bonnie hopping onto the apron. She leaps onto the top rope, and springs off it in an attempt to knee Jack in the head but he also moves out of the way allowing Andre to take the full blow in the back of his head. Thus, he falls almost knocked out on top of Polar with his shoulders pinned. The referee counts while Jack Superkicks Bonnie out of the ring.
Gravedigger: SUPAHKICK, AND THE REFEREE IS COUNTING!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my fucking God.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, and the NEW UCI Tag Team Champions, Andre Holmes and Jack Schlongson, #TeamRekless!
Jack Schlongson falls onto his knees, and starts crying into his hands while Andre is still not moving on top of Polar’s body. The referee receives the Tag Team belts, and gives one to Jack who snatches it from his hands to clutch it close to his chest. The other one is dropped on Andre’s back; no movement, no nothing. He’s still temporarily dazed.
Jimmy Garcia: We have...we have new Tag Team Champions. Schlongson, and Andre Holmes have won the UCI Tag Team Championships. I can’t believe it.
Gravedigger: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Jack Schlongson is running around the ring with his own belt while Andre lifts his head. He feels something on his back until realizing he pinned Polar, and won the belt. That look on his face is the devil’s way of saying “he’s pissed” so he charges after Jack Schlongson who abandons the ring in a race for his own life with a murderer after him.
Jimmy Garcia: Well folks. That’s all she wrote, and we’ll see what the aftermath of this match will be on our next Overload. Congratulations to #TeamRekless, and thank for you being with us. Good night everyone! |
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