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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:22:31 GMT -6
Shooter McCool Segment
The giant screen shows a black and white image of a beer bottle. Condensation drips down the glass container, as a lit cigarette burns in the ashtray next to it. A line of smoke drifts upward, as a gnarled, calloused hand comes into the shot, large gold rings on two of the fingers. It grabs the beer bottle and takes it out of frame long enough for Shooter to take a sip, before setting it back down.
Shooter McCool: It’s time. Y’all been waitin’ real patient like, and I appreciate that. You ain’t gotta wait much longer. Next Sunday I’ll be makin’ my debut, and changin’ the wrestlin’ world forever… once again. I don’t blame anyone for not rememberin’ when I did it last time. Hell, most of ya were still strugglin’ not to shit yourselves when Shooter McCool first set fire to the wrestlin’ world. You should consider yourselves lucky. You’re gonna get to see history made again. You ain’t gonna wanna miss this one.
The hand comes back into frame, this time taking the cigarette off to be puffed by the off camera man. He sets it back in the tray, and blows a plume of grey smoke into frame.
Shooter McCool: I respect the young’ns, don’t get me wrong. I ain’t one of those cranky old asshoels who’s gonna wine about millenials, cuz I seen what some of y’all can do in that ring. I ain’t never been capable of some of that shit. That bein’ said, I ain’t seen nobody that can fight like me. I can’t do all the flippy shit, but I can beat an ass or two pretty good, even in my old age. You ain’t gotta believe me. You just gotta watch.
The camera closes up a little so all that’s in frame is the line of smoke rising from the cigarette. Slowly it curls itself into letters, forming the name “Shooter McCool” Fade to black. |
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:26:25 GMT -6
The Guardians vs Wentworth Updegraff Jr. & Hunter Updegraff
“Guardians of the Night” by Sonic Library plays, causing the crowd to erupt in cheers for the Guardians. Polar Phantasm and Bonnie Blue walk out onto the entrance ramp, their usual smiles replaced by determined grimaces.
Jimmy Garcia: The Guardians are no nonsense tonight. After what Wentworth Updegraff Jr. has pulled, I expect this to be a violent battle.
Gravedigger: These two should be thanking Wentworth. He’s saving Polar’s child from a lifetime of… of… of having Polar Phantasm as a father!
As Bonnie and Polar walk down the ramp, the crowd’s cheers turn to boos. Wentworth and his brother Hunter sprint out from behind the curtain, and attack the Guardians from behind. Hunter tosses Bonnie into the guardrail, as Wentworth lifts Polar up and whips him into the ringpost.
Jimmy Garcia: I shouldn’t be surprised! These two are the lowest of the low. This isn’t even close to being beneath them.
Gravedigger: Would you attempt to maintain some level of objectivity please? My god you are unprofessional.
Hunter stomps away on Bonnie as the ref tries to regain control. Wentworth tosses Polar under the bottom rope, and climbs in himself. As soon as Polar is upright, the ref signals for the bell. Wentworth jumps up, immediately going for a Check Cutter, but Polar grabs him mid air and throws him down with a violent uranage slam. Hunter turns his attention from Bonnie and slides into the ring. He runs at Polar, but Phantasm catches him with a boot to the gut, followed by a snap DDT that sends Hunter rolling back out of the ring. Polar immediately turns back to Wentworth, and stomps on the back of his head several times.
Jimmy Garcia: Polar is out for blood, and I can’t say that I blame him.
Phantasm lifts Wentworth up and tosses him into the corner, hitting him with hard right hand after hard right hand. Eventually this sends Wentworth to a sitting position. Polar backs up, and then thrusts himself forward, slamming his knee into the side of Wentworth’s skull, opening up a gash that immediately begins bleeding. By now, Bonnie has recovered and climbed on the apron. Polar tosses Wentworth into their corner, and tags the woman in. Polar then hits Wentworth with a spinebuster, allowing Bonnie to springboard off the top and hit a leg drop, causing the crowd to go nuts.
Gravedigger: An illegal double team, exactly the sort of thing we’ve come to expect from the Guardians. Look! Hunter hasn’t even recovered from the vicious assault from Polar Phantasm. This is disgusting.
Jimmy Garcia: You are a terrible human being.
Bonnie pops up, hitting two quick knee drops to Wentworth’s chest. She then grabs his head with her left hand, while hitting him with several punches with the right. The ref pulls her off of him, and while she’s arguing with him, Wentworth manages to roll out of the ring. She follows after, and gets hit with a surprise lariat to the back of the head from Hunter. Polar goes after him, and both men go toppling over the barricade. Meanwhile, Wentworth lifts Bonnie up, and hits her with a snap suplex on the concrete.
Jimmy Garcia: Nasty snap suplex after the cheap shot from Hunter!
Gravedigger: It’s not a cheap shot! He’s a competitor. It’s Bonnie’s job to keep her head on a swivel, and she didn’t. Would you be professional for a moment, please?
Wentworth lifts Bonnie up and tosses her under the bottom rope. He rolls under and pins her quickly.
One!
...No! Bonnie kicks out! Wentworth picks her up and whips her into the ropes. On the rebound Bonnie is faster than Wentworth, and hits him with a running dropkick to the jaw. She then dives on him, hitting him with several forearms to the jaw in rapid succession. She jumps up and kicks him in the ribs three times before letting out a primal, hateful scream, getting the crowd going once more. Wentworth gets to his hands and knees, and Bonnie immediately bounces off the ropes, and hits Wentworth with a low straight kick to the side of the head. Afterword, she slams her knee into his spine, and grabs him under the chin, wrenching the submission upward.
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie Blue has firm control of this match. That submission hold looks incredibly painful.
Wentworth screams out in pain, as Bonnie wrenches back. Meanwhile, Polar and Hunter brawl in the crowd, with Polar obviously getting the better end. Eventually they spill back over the railing, and the ref orders them to their places on the apron. Wentworth, still in the submission, stretches out to tag in Hunter, but can’t quite reach. He lifts his hand to tap out, but Bonnie releases the hold and grabs his hand, stopping it from coming down.
Gravedigger: She didn’t want to make him tap out! She just wanted to cause as much pain as possible! How can you defend this violent woman?
Jimmy Garcia: Because Wentworth has it coming!
Bonnie drags Wentworth up and throws him into the Guardians’ corner, before tagging in Polar. Phantasm gets into the ring and hits Wentworth with several right hands to the side of the head, opening the cut up more. A river of crimson runs down the side of Wentworth’s head as Polar unleashes on him. After a flurry of punches, Polar lifts Wentworth up onto the top rope, and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, before hitting Wentworth with an arm drag off the top. They both crash to the mat, and Polar goes for the pin.
One!
Two!
...No! Wentworth gets the shoulder up. Polar doesn’t take kindly to this, responding by climbing on top of him and hitting him with hammer fists to the face. He splatters Wentworth’s nose across his face before the ref pulls them apart.
Gravedigger: Polar Phantasm can’t control himself! Get him out of the ring! He’s a danger to himself and everyone else!
Polar drags Wentworth to his feet, and signals for the Ice Cap. He lifts the man and hits a fisherman’s brainbuster, holding on for the pin. Hunter gets into the ring and goes to break up the pin, but catches a spear from Bonnie Blue that sends him out of the ring.
One!
Two!
Three!
Taylor Lorde: Your winners, Bonnie Blue and Polar Phantasm… the Guardians!
Polar stands up and stomps on Wentworth until the ref shoves him away. Bonnie and Polar climb out of the ring, and celebrate as they walk to the back. A bleeding Wentworth crawls to the ropes and grabs a mic from the ringside attendant. Out of breath, and covered in blood, Wentworth shouts into the microphone.
Wentworth: Very good, Guardians! You won the match! I still have the child. No matter what you do, I still have the child. This means that eventually I will destroy you both, be it physically or mentally, I will ruin you both. Once I do that, I will draw out the coward Jay Omega, and finally fulfill my destiny. There is nothing you can do to stop me. Beat me, break me, bleed me dry. You will not stop me from destroying Jay Omega!
Bonnie takes a microphone from a ring attendant, her gaze fixed on Wentworth, blue-green eyes glittering with rage.
Bonnie Blue: Hold up there, WentworthLESS. You don't get the last word --not tonight. Not yet. You crossed a line last week, Wentworth. In fact, lately, you been crossin' a lotta lines. Wrong kinda lines. The kinda lines the Danbury police might be interested in.... but no. Your lawyers'd have y'out 'fore they even got around to fingerprintin' ya. No prison walls could hold you. Fella like you, WentworthLESS, is way too dangerous to let live. BUT -- well, cold-blooded murder ain't exactly how I like to roll. So, after a lot of careful deliberation, Wentworth, I believe I have arrived at a satisfact'ry solution: we gonna have us a match!
The crowd pops -- until Bonnie holds up her hand to quiet them.
Bonnie Blue: But not just ANY match, WentworthLESS. That's not gonna cut it. This match, WentworthLESS, will be the end of everything...for you. When ya lose -- an' I do mean WHEN, not IF -- I ain't just gonna make ya leave the United Championship Infinite; I ain't JUST gonna force ya into an early retirement. No... what I have in mind is a little more permanent. Kinda. You remember what happened to Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back?
A slow smile spreads across her lips.
Bonnie Blue: That's right, my nilla -- next Sunday...in Dallas, Texas... at Rite of Passage -- I'm gonna freeze your ass in carbonite!
Instead of looking horrified, Wentworth begins to laugh maniacally.
Wentworth: Perfect! That’s absolutely perfect! If you win, you freeze me in carbonite. If I win, I freeze the child, and keep him as my own personal trophy.
A glare of absolute hatred comes over Polar’s face, and he moves toward the ring. Bonnie holds out a hand to stop him.
Bonnie Blue: You got it, ya walkin’ herpe. See ya Sunday. |
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:28:22 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:31:16 GMT -6
Ryan Jones Segment
Rolling up in the arena back lot in a white limousine is former UCI Television Champion "Random" Ryan Jones. He waves the driver off from opening his door and steps out wearing a custom fitted suit and old school sunglasses.
Ryan Jones: Where's he at? Where's our GM, Jayson Price?
Coming out thru the door to the back entrance is General Manager of UCI, Jayson Price. He greets Ryan with a handshake and you can hear a cheer in the Main Arena by the fans watching the big screen.
Jayson Price: Ryan, how are you tonight my man? Don't you just love this "Pit" they call Wisepies Arena, right here in Albuquerque, New Mexico?
The fans fall for it and give out a cheap pop like they always do.
Ryan Jones: We can skip the pleasantries..I want to know what is being done about the Gravedigger situation?
Jayson Price: What situation is that?
Ryan Jones: Don't play dumb with me..we all know this was some kind of corporate intervention to take my Precious away from me-
Jayson Price: Let me stop you right there..Gravedigger did what he did on his own volition, UCI had nothing to do with that..and as far as you losing your title well that's your own damn fault!
Ryan Jones: What! You-
Ryan takes off his sunglasses and his eyes are bulging out of his head.
Jayson Price: I'd choose your next words out of your mouth wisely because I can make your life here a living hell just like I am Alex Richards right now!
Ryan Jones: How the hell is my Precious getting stolen by that thief in the night Kyle Kemp my fault?
Jayson Price: You let yourself get distracted and he capitalized on it. And I'm the one that made sure you got an immediate one on one rematch so don't go pointing the finger at me.
Ryan Jones: Don't act like giving me a rematch was some kind of favor because it wasn't, Price. You and I both know this looks bad for UCI Corporate Brass.
Jayson Price: So what do you want to do rectify this thing, Ryan?
Ryan Jones: Mandie got to make our match into extreme mayhem last week..so tonight I get to pick the match I want against Kyle Kemp.
Jayson Price: That sounds interesting..what kind of match did you have in mind? No holds barred..submission only?
Ryan Jones: A match that keeps Gravedigger in that Arena and us right out here-
A black limousine bigger than Ryan's and with a license plate that reads "Better Than U" pulls up and interrupts the conversation. After waiting for his driver to get out of the front seat and open his front door, finally out steps UCI Television Champion Kyle Kemp wearing an expensive suit, imported sunglasses and a Rolex watch that shines almost as much as the UCI Television Title over his right shoulder. "We are the Champions", by Queen is heard playing before the door is shut.
Ryan Jones: That's my championship entrance music you son of a bitch!
Price steps in between the two before Jones can get a hold of Kemp.
Kyle Kemp: We aren't exactly in the arena are we? I can play whatever I want outside here and there's nothing you can do about it. Besides come any closer and I'll drop your little Precious on her head!
Kemp dangles the TV title like he's going to drop it taunting Ryan. Ryan gasps!
Ryan Jones: Yoouuu wouldn't dare?!
Kyle Kemp: Damn right I would..and there is no debating that!
Once again Price has to keep Jones from strangling a smirking Kemp by his necktie.
Jayson Price: Enough you two! Ryan..you get your match stipulations tonight, whatever they might be. And just so you know everything is on the up and up, I am banning Gravedigger from ringside. I am assigning a guest commentor for your match.
The cocky grin Kyle Kemp has on his face quickly disappears.
Kyle Kemp: What stipulations?
Ryan looks at Kemp and smiles.
Ryan Jones: The General Manager and I were just talking before you rudely interrupted us about how Mandie got to make our match a hardcore match last week.
Kyle Kemp: Yeah so..what does that have to do with this week? Mandie isn't even in the match.
Ryan Jones: Soooo..this week I get to choose what type of match I want!
Kyle Kemp: This is bullshit..Price you can't let this happen..why does he get to choose?
Ryan Jones: Because I'm better than you..that's why!
This time Kemp lunges at Ryan Jones but Price pushes him back.
Jayson Price: It is this way because I said so..both of you get in that arena and worry about saving your energy for the match.
Price walks in through the door and Kyle Kemp and Ryan Jones walk behind him both getting stuck in the doorway at the same time. They both nudge each other before Price separates them and sends them in different directions. As Kemp walks away Price catches up with Ryan.
Jayson Price: Hey, Ryan? What kind of match do you have in mind anyway?
Ryan Jones: A match I don't have to worry about any interference.
Jayson Price: Nice..need me to order the crew to get the cage ready or what?
Ryan Jones: I have something else in mind..how about a "Backlot Brawl in the Pit"!
Jayson Price: A Backlot Brawl!? I fucking love it..the ratings will be off the chain!
Ryan Jones: Ratings? You want ratings? You haven't seen anything yet!
Jayson Price: That just gave me goosebumps. I may do this every week..who knows?Scene fades back to the arena. |
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:40:45 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Kyle Kemp © vs Ryan Jones
Jimmy Garcia: And next up is out UCI Title Match as the man who won the title last week here on Overload, Kyle Kemp, will defend against the man who beat Mandie Wheeler the week before for the title, "Random" Ryan Jones. And as you heard before, Gravedigger will not be at ringside for this match after putting Ryan Jones through our announcers table last week. Jones petitioned UCI officials all week and earlier our esteemed General Manager Jayson Price gave in and even let him pick the match since Mandie Wheeler made last week's affair a sanctioned extreme rules match. I was promised a guest partner in crime to help me out before I go over what kind of match Ryan Jones has chosen.
"Glamorous", by Fergie plays and out comes Mandie Wheeler to an unusual mixed reaction since her new change in attitude. She is wearing a tight fitting red and black t-shirt that accentuates every curve of her sexy body. The front of her shirt reads "Fuck The World" and the back reads "Mandie Project" in red letters on the back. Mandie sports a black and red, pro-fitted, UCI hat backwards and walks with a swagger. She doesn't characteristically slap the fans hands like in the past, instead she by passes them like they don't exists. She keeps her hat on instead of customary giving it to a child in the front row. She smirks at Jimmy then puts a headset on and begins to speak.
Mandie Wheeler: How's it's going there Jimbo?
Jimmy Garcia: Jimbo? Wow..a lot has changed with you the past few weeks, hasn't it?
Mandie Wheeler: I'd say so..notice I'm in the Main Event tonight?
Jimmy Garcia: I was thinking more along the lines of your change in attitude and you losing the Television Title.
Mandie Wheeler: Read the shirt Slim Jim.. (she points to the front that says Fuck The World) And I think it's more like I've moved on from the Midcard and made it to the big show.
Jimmy Garcia: At any rate..I'm glad you are here, I'm going to need all the help I can get with this match.
Mandie Wheeler: You need more than just help..look at the way you dress.
Jimmy Garcia: Thank you very much, as if I wasn't already self conscious sitting her next to you.
Mandie Wheeler: I do look good, don't I?
Jimmy Garcia: Moving on..I actually need this job so I won't comment on that.
Mandie Wheeler: Why is your face so red? (She grins then gives him a wink)
Jimmy Garcia: (After clearing his throat) Ryan Jones has made this match a Backlot Brawl in the Pit Match!
Mandie Wheeler: What kind of "random" match is that?
Jimmy Garcia: I have a feeling this one is going to be brutal. The UCI Television Title will be hanging 25 feet in the air out in the back lot by a crane!
Mandie Wheeler: That sounds dangerous..hopefully neither will make it out unscathed.
Jimmy Garcia: Not only that but the back lot is full of cars, and all kinds of equipment being stored out there..the only way to win the title is to set up the twenty foot ladder and climb it in the middle of what is basically a parking lot and grab it off the ring connected to that crane.
Mandie Wheeler: The Crain Technique basically.
Jimmy Garcia: You have gotten a lot funnier..I'll give you that much. Let's get to the lot and start our Television Title Match!
The camera pans to the back lot. Lined in a square area are an ambulance, a UCI Gravedigger Monster truck, three limousines, a pink Lamborghini, a beat up old station wagon, as well as other various cars. There is a ladder folded and off to the side of what is a square pit. Suspended in the middle by a crane, hooked on a ring, twenty-five feet in the air is the UCI Television Title.
Jimmy Garcia: This one is not going to be for the faint of heart!
Coming out the back door in black street clothes is Kyle Kemp. He struts out and walks into the pit as "Better Than You", by Sam Adams blares throughout the Wisepie Arena. The fans boo as he smirks and waits for Ryan Jones.
Mandie Wheeler: Why is Kemp coming out first? He's the champion!
Jimmy Garcia: Since Ryan came out first as champion last week he thought turn around is fair play.
Mandie Wheeler: Kyle is playing mind games with Ryan. I'm above all that..or at least I was.
"Master Debater", by Twist pumps through the arena, even outside as several of the cars hoods pop open and start bumping the bass so loud the Pit seems to be vibrating. Kyle Kemp looks on with an annoyed look on his face and his hands covering his ears trying to drown out all the noise. The back door kicks open and out saunters Ryan Jones pushing a shopping cart ala Mandie Wheeler.
Mandie Wheeler: Hey, he can't do that..I did that last week!
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like the former champion Ryan Jones is playing some mind games of his own!
The crowd pop inside the Arena is about 50/50 but most are at least cheering about what they about to witness. Ryans is wearing street clothes and black Nike Jordan high-top shoes. He pushes the grocery cart into the center of the pit, a car backs up and seals the area so that it is fully enclosed. Ryan looks up at his "Precious" and blows her a kiss and gives her a wink. She glistens back in approval as if to say: Go get him big boy. Kyle yells and Ryan snaps out of his daze and glares back at him. Ryan begins to unload the contents of his cart.
Mandie Wheeler: What is he doing?
Ryan takes out a two gallon drum of Stickum used in professional football that says the words "Mueller Sports Medicine" on the side. He pulls another gallon bucket from the cart and this one is full of broken shards of glass. Kyle Kemp's eyes are opened wide as he looks on in disbelief.
Jimmy Garcia: OMG! He's making this a Taipei style match! That means they are going to wrap their fists then dip them into the shards of glass!
Ryan wraps his fists in tape then throws the roll to Kyle who begins to wrap his fists. Ryan dips his right fist first into the bucket of Stickum then into the bucket with the shards of glass. He follows up and does the same with his left hand. Kyle catches on and does the exact same thing. Jones bows then picks up the barrel of Stickum and drills Kyle Kemp with it.
Mandie Wheeler: Cheap shot by Jones..my kind of man!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones just hit Kemp with a right and a left, that glass has already busted Kyle wide open!
Mandie Wheeler: Kemp is fighting back.
Jimmy Garcia: Rake to the eyes and a low blow by Kemp on Jones!
Mandie Wheeler: A rake to the eyes and a kick to the guys. That's kind of hot.
Jimmy Garcia: You're a sick woman..only in Mandieville!
Mandy Wheeler: The sickest Jerry..and the hottest.
Jimmy Garcia: It's Jimmy.
Mandie Wheeler: I know I was just being grateful you might be dead.
Jimmy Garcia: Jerry Garcia..very funny.
Mandie Wheeler: Isn't that a flavor of ice cream?
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp just emptied that bucket of glass onto Ryan Jones..he's running with the bucket and dives on Jones..glass is all over the place!
Kemp lands stomach side onto the bucket which lands on shards of glass, sticking to Ryan Jones from head to toe. Ryan begins to bleed from just about every pore of his being.
Mandie Wheeler: Kemp got banged up too!
Kyle Kemp's body bounces off the bucket, ricocheting off of Ryan Jones, sending him sprawling onto the concrete floor. His hands throb from breaking the fall with his glass soaked hands, as the shards penatrate deep inside his knuckles. His arms have a combination of glass shards and road rash making the skin almost unrecognizable.
Jimmy Garcia: This is just the start of the match! This place is deafening in here even though these two are battling for their lives and the right to be called UCI Television Champion outside in a damn Pit!
Mandie Wheeler: A pitfight at the Pit!
Jimmy Garcia: Well said.
Mandie Wheeler: I know. UCI wanted more personality so this is more personality.
Jimmy Garcia: I'm not sure this is what they had in mind..Both men are some how back on their feet. Jones charges Kemp and Kemp with a Snap Scoop Better Than You Powerslam!
Mandie Wheeler: No..it's blocked by Jones who hits him with an Arm Drag take down instead.
Jimmy Garcia: Well played by the former Television Star who remembered that move from your three's triple threat match last week.
Mandie Wheeler: Ugh..don't remind me.
Jones quickly goes on the offensive by getting a double leg takedown. He quickly pounces on Kemp and throws a flurry of heavy lefts and rights busting Kemp open even more with those taped fists of glass.
Jimmy Garcia: Kemp is wearing a crimson mask!
Mandie Wheeler: Blood is everywhere..this is like a horror film!
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor", by Drowning Pool plays on a loud stereo system inside the open trunk of one of the cars and shakes the back lot Pit inside and out.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones with the mounted attack!
Jones works the Ground and Pound as Kemp tries to defend but even blocking punches is cutting both competitors up.
Mandie Wheeler: Kemp is in trouble!
Kemp quickly gets Jones in the clinch to stop the offensive onslaught. Jones pulls guard, gains back control and gets Kemp into a Rear Naked Choke..Kemp rolls left and get out of the hold.
Jimmy Garcia: Great counter defense by Kemp who gets front control himself..a big Elbow and that may have busted Jones' nose!
Mandie Wheeler: That looked like it hurt.
Kemp tries for more elbows but only one lands out of the set. Jones looks Kemp in the eyes then flips him the bird with blood gushing from his nose and face. Kemp gets angry and tries a flurry of hammer strikes but Jones seems to absorb it. Jones catches Kemp in a Triangle Choke.
Jimmy Garcia: Triangle Choke!! Jones caught him in a submission choke and it may be good night Irene!
Mandie Wheeler: This is insane. I'm glad I'm watching this one and not back there with these two psychopaths!
Jimmy Garcia: I think Kemp has been choked out!! But remember Jones has to get the ladder up and climb his way to the top to get the UCI Television Title back!
Mandie Wheeler: Ryan unwraps his leg from the neck of Kyle Kemp..he has to get that ladder!
Kemp is passed out as Jones collects his already broken body, having to use most of energy just to get to his knees.
Jimmy Garcia: Blood loss is no doubt coming into play here. Ryan Jones can barely even get to his damn feet!
Mandie Wheeler: Jones will get up..he's too stupid not to.
Ryan Jones finally gets to his feet and makes sure Kemp is out by kicking at his lifeless body. Jones walks over to the side of the "wall" (a limousine) and grabs the folded up twenty foot ladder. Jones sets it up centered over the Television Title hanging on the ring. Jones begins to climb the ladder with a relieved look on his face. Jones gets to the top and looks up and points to the sky and salutes his higher power.
Jimmy Garcia: He's done..they are finally reunited! What a love story. Ryan Jones has finally gotten his Precious back!
Mandie Wheeler: Barf. I think I'm going to be sick!
Jones jumps up to retrieve the title when the crane arm moves dangling it out of his reach.
Jimmy Garcia: What in the hell is going on?
Mandie Wheeler: That crane arm is moving!
"Highway to Hell" by, AC/DC blasts through the stereo speakers of one of the cars when the ground shakes as the Gravedigger Monster Truck that was used as part of the pit wall loudly starts up and drives over a row of cars then begins to head towards the ladder with Ryan Jones on it.
Mandie Wheeler: Is that Gravedigger driving Gravedigger?
Jimmy Garcia: For the love of god..don't you do it big guy!
The Gravedigger Monster Truck hits the ladder center mass and Ryan Jones goes flying off the ladder and lands through the windshield of one of the limousines.
Mandie Wheeler: Ryan Jones has been busted in half!
Jimmy Garcia: Gravedigger has gone too far with this one. Ryan Jones may be dead!
Gravedigger's Monster Truck drives off and disappears out of the Wisepies Arena.
Mandie Wheeler: Kyle Kemp is stirring around, trying to recover and get on his feet. He just looked over at Jones and shook his dead.
Jimmy Garcia: Between his own blood loss and lack of oxygen to his brain right now Kemp's facilities are not all there!
Mandie Wheeler: Ryan Jones is moving?!
Jimmy Garcia: That just confirms he's not dead and these UCI fans in the arena are going nuts that Ryan Jones is even moving!
Kyle Kemp slowly gets on his feet and looks around and makes his way over to where the ladder is laying. Ryan Jones rolls off the broken windshield then onto the ground.
Mandie Wheeler: Kyle may not be able to even carry that ladder-
Jimmy Garcia: He may have to drag it over to the crane arm the title is attached to..you are right.
Kemp drags the ladder to the center of the lot and falls on his face before having to regroup. Breaking his fall with the glass wrapped hands once again hurts his entire body. Kemp wobbles back up and begins to set up the ladder. He slowly begins to climb, taking one step almost a minute at a time it seems.
Mandie Wheeler: What is Ryan doing?
Ryan Jones has crawled over to the beat up old station wagon and is taking what looks like jumper cables out of the back seat. Jones crawls over to the front of the station wagon and props himself up and connects the jumper cables to the battery of the car. Jones reaches over to the driver side window and stretches to turn the key in the ignition.
Jimmy Garcia: I don't know but Kyle Kemp is closer and closer to retaining that Television Title..he's almost to the top of the ladder!
Ryan Jones gets a crazy look in his eye as the car engine starts up then stalls out. Jones lifts up his shirt and connects one connector to one nipple and the other connector to the other nipple. Jones once again starts up the car and this time a spark goes flying through his body like a shot of Epinephrine! Jones jumps up with a burst of energy but singes his nipples at the same time.
Jimmy Garcia: Ryan Jones has to be the craziest son of a bitch I have ever seen!
Mandie Wheeler: That's taking nipple hard to a whole new level!
Jimmy Garcia: You'd know better than most..it may be to little to late as Kemp is just about to retain. He's trying to reach up and grab his title!
Ryan Jones jumps out of the car and drags the jumper cables over to the ladder and attaches them to the bottom step. Kemp notices and stops trying to reach for the title. Kemp pleads no looking down at Jones who is now about to turn the key in the ignition. Jones smiles, only being able to see the white of his teeth because of his face being covered in blood. Jones turns the key and a huge explosion is heard followed by sparks as the ladder becomes engulfed in flames and Kyle Kemp gets jolted off the top of the ladder. He can't let go of the ladder, the shock going through his body makes his grip unbreakable. The ladder slowly clapses, slightly helping break Kemp's fall on the way down as he lands through the roof of a convertible with the top down.
Mandie Wheeler: This is the craziest fuckin' thing I've ever seen!
Jimmy Garcia: Ryan Jones now collapses from just pure exhaustion!
Mandie Wheeler: Both men are down..who's walking away the Pit with the UCI Television Title!? You can only get action like this on Overload!
Jimmy Garcia: Hey..that's my line.
Mandie Wheeler: (Laughing) You were too slow on the draw.."partner".
Jimmy Garcia: Mocking me?
Mandie Wheeler: Me? Little ol' Mandie? I wouldn't do a thing like that..would I?
Jimmy Garcia: Jones is back up and he's resetting up that latter!
Ryan Jones climbs over halfway to the top of the ladder and looks down and notices Kyle Kemp is about to get up from the smashed in roof top of the convertible. Jones jumps off with a Elbow Drop!
Mandie Wheeler: He jumped from the latter!
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp moved at the last second and Jones smashes through the already dilapidated roof top of that car!
Mandie Wheeler: Kemp instinctively rolls on top of Jones for the pin..1..2..3..4.
Jimmy Garcia: There is no pinfalls or submissions in this match we don't even have a referee back there to make the count.
Mandie Wheeler: Kyle remembers this and he seems frustrated. I think he's about to end this right here and now!
Jimmy Garcia: He lifts Jones up by hair..Jones with a Spear off the car!!
Mandie Wheeler: There is a dent in the concrete where they both landed!
Jimmy Garcia: Blood and glass went flying and both men are down.
Mandie Wheeler: They are rolling around on the ground punching either other in the face!
Jimmy Garcia: Piston like right hands from Jones..lethal lefts by Kemp..these two are kicking each others ass here on Overload!
Mandie Wheeler: Belly to Belly Suplex by Ryan Jones!
Jimmy Garcia: Blocked by Kyle Kemp and countered with a DDT onto the black top and glass! Ryan Jones is out!
Kyle Kemp sets up the ladder in the middle of the lot and begins to once again slowly climb the ladder.
Jimmy Garcia: Kip up! Jones just kipped the hell up!
Mandie Wheeler: Shades of the Heart Break Kid!
Jimmy Garcia: Elvis?..Kemp is climbing on the right side of the ladder and Ryan Jones now the left side!
Mandie Wheeler: They both meet halfway up and they are punching each other in the face again!
Jimmy Garcia: These two are fighting tooth and nail, neither willing to give the other an inch!
Mandie Wheeler: According to Ryan, Kyle likes to take the inches from corporate not necessarily give.
Jimmy Garcia: Would you stop? They are climbing and punching both at the same time!
Mandie Wheeler: They are both at the top..Ryan Jones is there first and he's grabbing his Precious!
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Kemp grabs it now..they are both hanging by that ring attached to the crane!
Mandie Wheeler: The Television Title just unsnapped and they both go flying!
Ryan Jones and Kyle Kemp both fly off the ladder, the UCI Television Title rips in half, Jones crashes into a car with one half and Kemp crashes to the concrete black top with the other half!
Mandie Wheeler: They each have half the title..what does this mean?
"Am I Evil?", by Metallica plays inside and outside the Arena and the fans inside begin to cheer. The back door opens up and out comes General Manager Jayson Price. He rushes over to Ryan Jones and Kyle Kemp who each have one half of the belt. He steps in between them as they still try and swing on each other.
Jayson Price: Hold on..guys..guys..this is a unique situation. You both came down with half the Television Title at the same time!
Jones is clearly distraught over his Precious being broken in half. Kemp is pissed as well as he gave it his all to retain the title.
Jayson Price: The only fair thing to do declare you BOTH Co-champion and have you face each other at Rite of Passage with a few brand new opponents added into the mix! You both should be proud..this is what UCI Wrestling is all about..you both put on one helluva' show.
Officials come storming out to the back lot to help Ryan Jones and Kyle Kemp to the back for medical attention. Price walks with them noticing neither will relinquish their half of the broken in half UCI Television Title, both clutching it close to their chest.
Mandie Wheeler: I have to admit..that was an awesome match!
Jimmy Garcia: I'll say..my god..how can anybody follow that up?
Mandie Wheeler: Those two just stole the show..of course my match is later so I'll be putting on a show myself.
Jimmy Garcia: We'll be right back right after this commercial break on Overload..wow! |
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:41:27 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:45:54 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Alex Richards vs Blanche Corrigan
Jimmy Garcia: It's time for the co main event. Last week Blanche Corrigan earned herself a shot at the Rising Stars Championship by defeating Jack Scorpion and Courtney Leinart. This earned her not only that title shot but a non title match up this week against world champion, Alex Richards. Who might be the hottest wrestler on the roster these days. Who you got Gravedigger?
Gravedigger: Well it's tough. I don't really like either of their attitudes too much but I have to go with Richards simply because I hate rookies.
Jimmy Garcia: I hope present company is excluded.
Gravedigger: You kidding? You inspire my hatred of rookies, Jimmy.
'Mmm, yeah'
'Foxy, foxy' hits the pa system, the camera panned in onto the titantron - displaying a video composition of a beautiful, leggy blonde.
'She who looks back, and she looks away/she internalizes the motion wave/she is the butcher/she wants the air/she hides the scars under her hair.'
As the guitar rift kicks in, from behind the curtain emerges a tan, towering blonde woman - dressed in a sheer red robe, underneath that, sporting a mesh black top with fringe and feather/fur design and a red high waisted bottom with a shiny gold belt around the waist.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Tampere, Finland! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 120 pounds. She is Blanche Corrigan!
She walked slowly down the ramp, her hips twisting in a tantalizing sway as green and yellow lights swirl about the audience. She keep she her focus on the ring, paying no mind to the taunts many of the fans through her way. Using the steps to enter the ring, she slinks through the middle rope in a leisurely way before making her way to the right side of the ring. She opens her arms wide, looking straight upwards as a taunt towards the fans in the audience, as well at home. the camera panning in, she then looks directly at the lens, licking her lips in a salacious manner, throwing a wink to boot. She takes her place in the corner, stripping herself of her robe and kneeling down to tighten the laces on her knee high black boots.
Jimmy Garcia: Blanche Corrigan looks super confident for her match this week.
Gravedigger: I heard what she had to say this week. This lady has big plans. If she can back those up I will be impressed. And I'm not an easy man to impress. Knocking off the world champion, that would certainly go a lot way to backing up her claims.
The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand but surprisingly none of his usual Zim-Quila. Nor his usual smile. Alex slowly walks towards the ring staring straight ahead at his opponent, ignoring the cheering crowd. He enters the ring and hands the world title to the referee.
Jimmy Garcia: That is not the usual “Archduke of Mass Confusion”. It appears that Shadowlove attacking Rebecca and Shaun last week has gotten into his head.
Gravedigger: Or maybe it was Jayson Price returning to wrestling to challenge him, and lay him out. Whatever it is, it'll be interesting to see how Alex will wrestle in this mindset.
Jimmy Garcia: There's the opening bell and immediately Alex Richards is all over Blanche clubbering her down with a series of punches in the middle of the ring.
Gravedigger: Clubbering? Speak English Garcia.. I know you people aren't good at that but try. Alex tosses Corrigan to the corner and unloads on her with a series of vicious chops. The smaller newcomer's chest is already turning bright red. Alex whips Blanche to the far corner and charges in with the fat guy outta control splash but Blanche slips out of the way and rolls up Richards 1-2- almost a massive upset there. Big lariat by Alex almost took Blanche's head off there. Now he's stomping the life out of the prospect.
Jimmy Garcia: The world champion using his size and strength here tonight to dominate early. Now a blatant choke by Richards! He's lost it here tonight! Referee Wade Smiley trying to get Alex off now, threatening disqualification. Alex finally releases the choke just before the official was about to call for the bell. In the opening minutes Blanche has almost won twice.
Gravedigger: Alex stalking around the ring now screaming for Shadowlove to come out. Yeah.. because that'll work. Alex drags Blanche to her feet.. and she immediately connects with a jaw breaker! Off the ropes dropkick staggers the champion, and then she clips the knee to take him down. Alex trying to get up. He doesn't seem to be feeling any pain... at least until that shining wizard knocked him flat on his back.
Jimmy Garcia: Blanche Corrigan starting to take over now. Standing moonsault! 1-2- shoulder up from Richards! Blanche locks in body scissors on Richards now. I don't know how effective this is going to be on the much larger man.
Gravedigger: Real effective Jimmy. Because she's using it as a method to rake the eyes of Alex Richards again and again. The big man breaks free and staggers around the ring rubbing at his wounded eyes as Corrigan quickly goes to the top rope and connects with a missile dropkick! She's going right back up to the top rope.. and this time she launches off with a phoenix splash! She hooks both legs. 1-2- Alex kicks out anyways!
Jimmy Garcia: Blanche is really taking it to the world champion tonight. She's been real impressive so far. Now she's going to lock in a boston crab. This is a smart move from Corrigan. She might have been away from wrestling for awhile but she obviously knows her way around the ring. She knows that if you weaken the legs of a larger opponent it's going to make it a lot tougher for him to use his power to toss her around.
Gravedigger: But I don't think you're going to get a submission out of Richards though. That guy is too dumb to quit. He didn't quit against Howard Black and he damn sure broke his arm with that Kimura. And look down he's crawling his way towards the ropes and forces the break. Basement dropkick by Blanche sends Alex out to the floor. She hits the ropes and connects with a no hands moonsault to the floor knocking down the world champion! She rolls him back in and goes back to the top rope.. she might be looking to finish Richards off here. She leaps off the top rope for the diamond dust.. and she's caught! Alex stopped her in mid move and turns into a belly to back suplex position... and there it is! The Final Enlightenment!
Jimmy Garcia: Both competitors are down! But Alex will roll over and drape an arm across for the cover. 1-2- shoulder up by Blanche! Alex hauling himself up the ropes as Blanche kips up and charges right into a hot shot from Richards! You have to give Corrigan credit, she's really taking to Alex here. She's not intimidated in the slightest.
Gravedigger: Yeah but it sure didn't pay off there. And now look at this.. Alex delivers a bone jarring German suplex right into the corner leaving the newcomer hung upside down in the corner. Now he's going to take full advantage kicking the ribs of Corrigan again and again. He finally backs off.
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like he's going to let the referee Smiley free Blanche from the corner now.
Gravedigger: I hope not. Sportsmanship sucks. And Alex doesn't! He executes a running big boot to the small of the back knocking Blanche out to the floor! He rolls out to the floor and shouts more threats at Shadowlove! Then picks up Blanche for a vertical suplex and drops her down hard on the ring apron then drops her with another big boot to the skull. I think Blanche is out.
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah no way this match is going to continue. Alex rolls Blanche back in and makes the pin. 1-2-3! No, the referee is signaling 2 and three quarters! She kicked out! How did she do that? Blanche certainly came to fight here tonight.
Gravedigger: That might not be a good thing though. Alex is dragging her to the top rope. This could be the sanity slip and THAT will be all if he hits it. He positions Blanche for the powerbomb.. and the top contender for the Rising Stars Championship executes an elbow to the groin to counter it then DDTS Richards off of the top rope! This is going to be huge for her career now as she makes the cover. 1-2-3... no.. I can't believe she didn't get him there!
Jimmy Garcia: Alex is getting up though and Blanche staggers him again with a handspring back elbow... then quickly follows that up with a springboard roundhouse kick! Alex Richards is down and perhaps out here! She's going to go for the Dog Days! She climbs to the top rope and leaps.. but Richards rolls out of the way and then connects with the spiked Samoan punch as he got to his feet!
Gravedigger: This one is just going back and forth. Blanche slowly getting up, holding her throat as Alex waits.. I think he's going to..
Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode begins to play and the crowd erupts into boos.
Jimmy Garcia: That's Shadowlove's theme song! Alex has immediately turned towards the ring ramp. He's lost focus on the match, he's only focused on his rival. Shadowlove's isn't appearing though and Corrigan takes advantage with a spin kick to the back of the head then an inside cradle! 1-2-3!
Gravedigger: No! No! No! She didn't get him! He kicked out at the last split second. Blanche doesn't hesitate she grabs Alex for a rolling cutter.. but an elbow to the chops breaks that up! Chokeslam... into the Zim-Quila Hangover! Alex covers her. 1-2-3!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of this match, the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Alex Richards!
Alex pulls his hand away from the referee quickly and stares a hole towards the ring ramp, waiting, or perhaps hoping Shadowlove would make his appearance. He grabs his doctor's bag pulling out what appears to be a glass covered glove.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove it appears is just playing mind games with Alex Richards. Hoping to have cost him the match this week. But it looks like it didn't work. He definitely isn't coming out now with Alex holding that weapon.
Gravedigger: He's sending a message to Jayson Price too with that Taipei style glove. Maybe he is thinking clearer then I thought.
Shadowlove does not appear. However Ms. Miyamoto begins to slowly walk towards the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: She isn't going to... Surely Alex wouldn't..
Gravedigger: You see that murderous look in his eyes. This is about to get interesting...
The crowd however is buzzing. There is motion in the crowd as Shadowlove suddenly leaps over the ring railing and slides into the ring. Alex spins a split second too late as Shadowlove connects with a superkick to the gut of Richards causing him to drop his weapon. He grabs hold of the world champion and connects with his dark gift! The crowd loudly boos as Ms. Miyamoto enters the ring as Shadowlove seems pleased with himself. He looks at the referee who is holding the world title belt and then snatches it away from him. Shadowlove holds up the world title, basking in the boos for a moment. Ms. Miyamoto looks down at Alex before slicing a finger across her throat. Shadowlove finally drops the belt next to Richards sneering that's your champion? Before heading off to the back.
Gravedigger: You see that gesture. Ms. Miyamoto telling the world that Alex is dead, he's done. I love it! The balls on those two. They really took it to the champion.
Jimmy Garcia: For the second week in a row Shadowlove gets the best of the world champion. Now Alex is up and heading to the back but he's far too late. I can't wait to see what happens when they meet at Rite of Passage. Then we'll see if Shadowlove's attempts to get inside Alex's head were a smart move or not. |
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:47:24 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:51:26 GMT -6
Andre Holmes Segment
Backstage in the WiesPies Arena, Andre Holmes is walking down the hallway leading to the entrance stage to get ready for his tag team match. Marching forward while throwing quick, and powerless boxing combinations until getting stopped by a production staff member. Obviously confused by this sudden interaction as his match is in fifteen minutes.
Production Member: Mr. Holmes.
Andre Holmes: Yes?
Production Member: As ordered by General Manager, Jayson Price, you are summoned to attend a psychological evaluation right now.
Andre Holmes: Scuse’ me?
Production Member: I’m just giving the message. Please don’t kick me.
Andre Holmes: Why does everybody think I’m going to kick them? Where is the office?
Production Member: Two doors down then the one on your left.
Andre Holmes: Okay, thank you.
The production staff member turns his back until Andre spins him around to Superkick his ass down onto the cold concrete floor. He steps over his body, and follows his direction while the others help the downed official. Opening the door, Andre sees a newly refurbished office with a psychologist with a big ass nose, moustache, glasses, and hair in a ponytail. Dressed in a black suit, and crosses his legs to acknowledge Andre.
Psychologist: Take a seat, Mr. Holmes.
Andre Holmes: Oh god, this should be fun.
Doing as instructed, he took the hoodie off his head. Lied down on the couch with his back pressed against the seat cushion, head on the armrest, and feet crossed over each other well heightened by the other armrest.
Psychologist: How are you feeling today Mr. Holmes?
Andre Holmes: Fuck you.
Psychologist: Okay. Clearly not joyful. So we’re here because Mr. Price, and your tag team partner, Jack Schlongson is well concerned for your health. You’re suffering from multiple anxiety attacks from the fear of losing, and also anger issues due to lack of winning the World Championship.
Andre Holmes: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! NIGGA. WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK TALKING TO? BITCH. FIRST OF ALL! FUCK JAYSON PRICE, JACK SCHLONGSON CAN DIE. FUCK OFF.
Psychologist: Mr. Holmes. Can we please continue?
Andre Holmes: Suck my dick.
The Psychologist sighed, and quickly leaned back with a pack of flashcards. Andre rolled his eyes.
Psychologist: Let’s begin with some word association.
Andre Holmes: Fuck off.
Psychologist: Spencer Adams.
Andre Holmes: Cool.
Psychologist: Taylor Swift.
Andre Holmes: Corey Black.
Psychologist: The Guardians.
Andre Holmes: Family.
Psychologist: Okay. We’re getting somewhere. Umm. Celeste Mallory.
Andre Holmes: Tranny.
Psychologist: Shadowlove.
Andre Holmes: Toothpaste.
Psychologist: Jayson Price.
Andre Holmes: Comatose.
Psychologist: Jack Schlongson.
Andre Holmes: SUICIDE.
Psychologist: Okay…….let’s try something else.
The psychologist throws the flashcards away into the dumpster then begins removing large pictures of Ink Blot shapes. The first one is the shape of a penis; Andre looks at the picture then back to the psychologist. Fury of Cthulu boiling in his eyes.
Psychologist: Okay. Maybe not that one.
He throws that picture to trade in another one of a penis with wings. Andre sits up cracking his knuckles while the psychologist sweats.
Jack Schlongson: Okay my bad.
Andre Holmes: Hold up a second. JACK?!
Jack Schlongson: I don’t know who this Jack is.
Andre Holmes: JACK? ARE YOU IN DISGUISE?
Jack Schlongson: N-n-n-no-no!!!
He shakes his head like a madman, and the fake nose drops off along with the glasses, and moustache.
Andre Holmes: I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
Andre quickly launches into the air, and Jack rolls out from the chair allowing his hunter to crash through it. Jack bursts through the open door with his eventual killer chasing him down the hallway before the cameras revert back to the inside of the WiesPies Arena. Focused on Gravedigger, and Jimmy Garcia behind the commentary table. |
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Post by Results on Sept 19, 2016 23:56:38 GMT -6
Main Event Tag Team Match Andre Holmes & Jack Schlongson vs Mandie Wheeler & Kyle Cameron
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Jimmy Garcia: Well. That was very uhh’ interesting to say the least. Well anyhow, it’s time for our main event. The currently undefeated #TeamRekless will face off against Mandie Wheeler, and Kyle Cameron. Boy, did Mandie have some words to say.
Gravedigger: WHO CARES?! I’m done! My life is complete, Jack outsmarted, and outplayed Andre Holmes! He showed him the dick pictures, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jimmy Garcia: ...Let’s get into the match before Gravedigger has a heart attack.
Cue the cameras to signal Taylor Lorde standing in the center of the ring. Nicely attired in her signature blue dress with black heels on, and also smiling at the cameras as she begins the introduction for each competitor.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is our main event of the evening, and it is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
“So Watcha Want” by The Beastie Boys is the first entrance music to play in the WiesPies Arena. Albuquerque, New Mexico is not really the best crowd to rally as Kyle Cameron skips out to the stage to receive the biggest negative reaction. Constantly belittling the crowd thus sparking a negative response; flipping them off, and cursing them out for not praising him in the first place.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He walks down to the ring, obviously being belligerent to the crowd. Even though he is prepared for the match, Kyle is dressed oppositely still in his street clothes. No matter what, Cameron is ready to put on a show, and defeat the undefeated #TeamRekless. He continues marching around the ring, ripping signs away from fans or taking away their handheld merchandise.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first! Hailing from The Mean Streets of Downtown L.A! At six feet tall, weighing in at 210 pounds. He is “The Main Attraction” Kyle Cameron!
Already inside the ring, Kyle is stood on the middle turnbuckle in his team’s designated corner. Raising his arms up, laughing at the fans at ringside. He drops off to begin his miniature warm up; awaiting for his partner to come out to spit that flirtation game.
Jimmy Garcia: Kyle Cameron, the ACTUAL World Champion, is blessed to be in this main event against Jack Schlongson, and veteran Andre Holmes. He was so confident on social media; blasting Andre Holmes but you know that can only get you so far.
Gravedigger: Hey! Any mothafucka’ who can blast Andre Holmes, and back it up got my support. Kyle is the ACTUAL World Champion cause he is the ONLY World Champion that matters. Use to be my homeboy Howie’ but now dis’ kid got what it takes!
“Glamours” by Fergie cuts off Kyle’s entrance music. A flash of small red, and gold fireworks fire off from the top of the titantron, Mandie Wheeler walks out pointing her finger in the air. Albuquerque is pretty lit to have the former UCI Television Champion, and upcoming top prospect on the stage praising them for their undying support.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Skipping down the ramp then interacting with fans at ringside. Throwing high fives, taking quick pictures, she’s very happy to be in the WiesPies Arena. Dressed in her black, and red tank top along with “Fearless” imprinted on the front. Black spiky hat on, black forearm sleeve on her right arm, knee pads along with black wrestling boots to finish with the red, and black wrestling tights.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his partner! Hailing from Mandieville! At five feet, six inches tall, weighing in at 125 pounds. She is Mandie Wheeler!
She quickly hops onto the apron, and leans her back against the ropes. Throwing her hat away to the fans at ringside; then leaps backwards over the top rope. A perfect landing on her feet, and she quickly walks around the ring powering her fist in the air.
Gravedigger: Aye Kyle! I know we cool an all but don’t check out my girl, Mandie. She got an ass like a mothafucka’.
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie Wheeler, the former undefeated Television Champion, had a couple of words to talk about #TeamRekless. She stated that this team was nothing more of a sham to get these two into the main event picture. Basically, this team is a set up, and she wants to expose them by beating them tonight.
Gravedigger: If she does that, I’m going to fuck you Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: What?
Her music fades, and Kyle is right behind her staring right at her ass. She turns around, and shoves him to snap back into reality. While the two argue a little, Taylor Lorde receives news to quickly leave the ring as security is really shoving the crowd aside for their own protection. All eyes turns to the west wing of the stadium to find Jack running for his life with Andre chasing him.
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! RUN JACK RUN! HE GON’ KILL YOU! OH MY FUCKING GAWD! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes was serious! He’s not letting Jack out of his sight!
Jack vaults himself over the barricade, and right after him is Andre Holmes who flips over it. Landing perfectly on the ringside mat before sliding into the ring after Jack who is backed up in the corner. Both men are already in their ring attire while Andre holds Jack by the throat; strangling him back, and forth. Thankfully, the referee shoves them apart giving Jack an opportunity to leave the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Alright. Now that every competitor is here, and perfectly unharmed. It’s time to call this match underway. Kyle Cameron, and Mandie Wheeler faces off against the undefeated #TeamRekless! Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre Holmes marches forward into the center of the ring. MMA gloves strapped tightly, black forearm sleeve with his name imprinted in graphic blood design ready for Kyle Cameron who is leaned back against the turnbuckles in his corner. The Relentless athlete waves him to come forward but in the blink of an eye, he slaps Mandie on the shoulder to tag her in.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kyle scurries out of the ring to the apron, and Mandie enters in confused about his demeanour. Oh well, she is fearless for a reason. Both legal competitors circling the ring, Andre utilizing his footwork from his Kickboxing background of his MMA weaponry. Mandie is trying her best not to get in striking range so she moves in, and out to confuse him but his mind is clearer than water.
Jimmy Garcia: Very interesting to see how Mandie Wheeler will adapt to the versatile style of Andre Holmes. She’s a Technical High-Flyer herself too but can switch up the game to counter any style of wrestling so it will be interesting to see how she fares against an MMA Influenced wrestler.
Finally, the two competitors meet inside the center of the ring. A collar, and elbow tie up is the traditional grappling in the feeling out process; not until Andre quickly switches into a Muay Thai clinch to start unloading with knees ripping into her stomach. Back to back knees ripping through the ribcage, and driving her into the corner for the referee to begin the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
He backs off. Mandie cover her stomach until ducking a right arm from Andre. With his back pushed up against the turnbuckles, she begins unloading with multiple kicks into his ribs. After a few, Holmes is sat down in the corner; Mandie runs to the opposing corner to rebound back into him thus driving her feet into his head with a nice Basement Dropkick!
Gravedigger: WOOOOO! Basement Dropkick right into the head of Andre! Starting out nicely for Mandieville! Represent girl, I’m from Mandieville too! Har, har!
His head snaps back from the impact. Quickly dragging him out of the corner to continuously douse his face off with back to back forearms digging into his forehead. Andre snaps back into reality, and gets knocked onto the mat with a kick into the head from above. He tries to get up on his feet but gets knocked down with a Dropkick.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MANDIE! MANDIE! MANDIE! MANDIE!
That’s not enough to keep him down. Back on his feet, Mandie quickly takes the right arm to wrench it over his head. Locking him down in that Top Wrist Lock to have him bent over; vulnerable to soccer kicks into his chest. The last one stands him back up only to get Arm Flipped onto his back then his elbow leg dropped across on the canvas.
Jimmy Garcia: Beautiful mixture of striking, and grappling. Mandie Wheeler is taking after the Howard Black style by working more on the arm for the Kimura finisher. Andre has tapped out before to the Kimura so that right arm has history; very nice gameplan.
Jack Schlongson is on the apron waiting patiently to get in the match while Kyle is demanding for his turn to get some offense in. Very confident he can do this but Mandie is putting the work on Andre’s right by extending the arm from the socket in and Arm Lock. Sat up, he is waiting patiently until finding the strength to roll her over him, and quickly lock in Arm Triangle.
Gravedigger: OH! ILLEGAL MMA SUBMISSION! DISQUALIFY HIM!
Not illegal at all. He managed to roll her over onto her back, and pull his right arm around her throat while shifting her weight to side control. Mandie is currently struggling in that advanced submission until Kyle gets inside the ring to stomp on his back. Andre releases the hold, back on his feet, and slowly turns around to face Cameron who backs up with his hands raised.
Crowd: YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!
Jimmy Garcia: That probably wasn’t the best idea. Kyle better get out of there or else he’s gonna end up like the staff member who got Superkicked backstage.
Mandie is still recovering, and Kyle backs up. Andre steps forward cueing him to run chest first into the turnbuckles. Being the clumsy idiot he is, he hits into it chest first then falls out of the ring. New Mexico laughs at that comedic little stance but business is business. Andre goes back to Mandie on her knees to begin destroying her chest with continuous Roundhouse Kicks into the sternum.
Crowd: OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
Stopping at the last one, his left arm is wrapped around her throat. Helping her up to her feet before flooring her over onto the canvas with a textbook Snap Suplex. Floating over her chest to hook the leg up for the first pin attempt of the match!
One!
Tw-
She kicks out, and Jack Schlongson is on the apron demanding a tag. However, he has to get off when Andre storms over to his corner, and even back up to the barricade. The moment his back is turned, Jack quickly runs up onto the apron to slap him on the back. Tag made, and certified. Holmes is ejected on the apron allowing Mandie to recover.
Gravedigger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BYE BYE HOLMES! THIS NEVER GETS OLD!
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie Wheeler is already back up but now she has to deal with a fresh Jack Schlongson!
Jack quickly rushes in, and starts trading blows with Mandie. Back, and forth the two well known rookies are putting on a show. Kyle is up on the apron upset at getting humiliated while Andre is in Jack’s corner wanting to put a hurt on his own partner. So, the two in the ring strike each other with a brutal forearm that pushes them both back. Now Kyle slaps her on the shoulder for the TAG!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kyle waves her off. She gives up, and stands on the corner. Too busy arguing with Mandie, he’s hugged from behind to be lifted up from off the canvas. Jack bends over into a bridge to land Kyle on the back of his head with a German Suplex!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
One!
Two!
Kyle kicks out of the pin attempt, and tries to figure out what to do. Jack is really putting pressure on him by dragging him back up to his feet, and whipping him into an unoccupied corner. With his back against the turnbuckles, Jack quickly charges into him to nail a Running European Uppercut. Dropping Kyle onto his back again in the center then rebounding off the ropes to a land a Flip Legdrop.
Jimmy Garcia: Running European Uppercut followed by a Flip Legdrop! Kyle Cameron is down in the center of the ring but needs to find a way to come back! Oh, we got Jack Schlongson heading to the top rope! He’s ready to fly!
Jack is already perched on the top rope due to Kyle rolling around on the mat. Mandie is yelling at him to look as his opponent leaps backwards in the air to perform a Picture Perfect Moonsault. Luckily, Kyle puts both his knees allowing his opponent to crash land gut first onto the bone of his knees.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Crash, and burn as they say. He stupidly overreacts by rolling Jack over onto his shoulders but can’t secure the pin due to not even having the shoulders down. So instead, he goes into the mount position to reign down a crap load of sloppy forearms, elbows, and fists to Jack but they at least do some damage to the head.
Gravedigger: I can’t believe Kyle Cameron is really even wrestling. I take it back. He is the ACTUAL World Champion. Shame on those who dare insult him! SHAME!
Mandie Wheeler is really pushing him to just end the match but Kyle gets up to argue with her again. Jack is crawling back to his corner allowing for Andre to get in the match. The moment the clap is heard, Kyle is in absolute fear. Slowly turning to face the monster that tagged himself in, and he backs up to the ropes.
Crowd: KILL ANDRE KILL! KILL ANDRE KILL! KILL ANDRE KILL!
Jimmy Garcia: Tag yourself out. Kyle, tag yourself out if you still wanna live!
He turns around to get to Mandie but his blonde hair is grappled in the palm of Andre’s hand. Dragging him backwards until wrapping his arms from behind for a Half Helson, and Hammerlock position then suplexing him on the back of his head with a Half and Half Suplex.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Mandie can’t allow this to happen so she also gets into the ring. Quickly moving behind Andre to hop onto his back, and lock in the Rear Naked Choke. Legs locked around the waist in a Triangle. Every second that passes, the air out of him is being squeezed out. It’s not long before he falls onto his knees but to the rescue, Jack moves inside to Superkick her on the chin to knock her off the submission!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Superkick by Jack Schlongson! Superkick by Jack Schlongson! Mandie Wheeler is out of the ring but here comes Kyle Cameron is back up on his feet!
Kyle rushes in from the side to pounce Jack down through the ropes. Letting his body crash on the ringside mat. Finishing with Jack, he walks over to Andre. Slapping him up on the head while mouthing him off to let him know who is the alpha. Unfortunately, that springs Andre to have him held across his shoulders until being flipped off in front of him to have his neck nearly snapped over his knee.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: HOLMES ON THE RANGE! ANOTHER MOVE THAT SHOULD BE BANNED!
While Cameron sits up from the near neck breaking landing, he’s floored down to the canvas with a quick Thrust Kick right between the eyes.
Jimmy Garcia: THRUST KICK! HERE’S THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, Andre Holmes and Jack Schlongson, #TeamRekless!
Andre stands up off the mat with his arm raised in victory while Jack slides in to get his arm raised too. Not long before his very own partner snaps back to his old mission, and that is chasing him down to murder him so Jack leaves the ring with an enraged Andre Holmes right behind him.
Jimmy Garcia: 4-0! #TeamRekless remains undefeated for four week straight, and this time was no different. Andre Holmes has managed to pick up the pinfall victory but quickly took off to find Jack. Will Jack survive long in time to even make it to Rite of Passage? I don’t know but tune into Rite of Passage to witness the main event of the UCI Tag Team Championships on the line! Good night everyone! |
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