UCI: Overload (9/4/16: COMPLETE)
Sept 6, 2016 3:26:24 GMT -6
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Co-Main Event
Tag Team Match
Jonathan Porter & Sven Alexander vs Andre Holmes & Jack Schlongson
Youtube Red is now showing Gravedigger who is laughing his lungs out along with Jimmy Garcia shaking his head at the announce table. Salt Lake City is totally behind Andre in this dilemma but now we reach the co-main event of UCI that features the only Tag Team bout on the card.
Gravedigger: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Jack Schlongson clearly does not understand privacy but you don’t go into someone’s personal belongings. Unfortunately, the worst person is Andre Holmes you want to push that far. Jack got lucky at Meltdown but now, he better stay ten feet away from Andre.
Gravedigger: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN. HELP ME LAWD! HELP ME!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Well. Tonight. #TeamRekless are going to have a new challenge. Another team on the rise. Jonathan Porter, and Sven Alexander are joining forces again to take on this new, and hot team. If they defeat Andre, and Jack, they may be at the the front of the ship to become the number one contender for the UCI Tag Team Championships!
We cut back to inside the ring where Taylor Lorde is standing in her signature blue dress, black heels, and has a microphone under her chin. She nods her head, having a smile across her face as she gets the cue from production to begin with the introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This is the co-main event of the evening! It is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall!
A known guitar riff to the Salt Lake City fans starts playing, lights completely cover the entire arena in darkness. Grey colored video clips of Andre backstage are shown until “Relentless” by New Years Day begins playing; cueing the lights to flicker, and dance around the audience. Unfortunately, he comes out in his multi-colored silk hoodie along with his newly designed wrestling tights, boots, elbow, and knee pads, MMA Gloves and the signature “TeamRekless” arm sleeve covering his right forearm.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre quickly takes the hoodie off, and starts stomping on it. Jumping on it, wiping his feet. He spat on the hoodie, and marched down to the ring avoiding the fans reaching out for a high five or a quick touch. Furiously sliding into the ring, no theatrics as the lights return to normal, and Taylor Lorde backs up along with the referee to give him some space. Well, they don’t wanna get in his way.
Gravedigger: I’M DONE! HE MAD AS FUCK! AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Jimmy Garcia: You can’t really blame him. Jack Schlongson has disrespected the violent demand, and warnings heeded by Andre but going into a man’s personal belongings is by far crossing the line. Let’s pray he doesn’t lose his temper to cost them the match.
Pacing back and forth in the ring, Andre’s eyes does not remove itself from the entrance path. His music is done playing, Taylor Lorde can barely speak in fear that Andre may erupt into a catastrophic rage. Suddenly, “Technicolor Shades” by YourEnigma pops open the speakers; enfills the audience with rainbow-colored lights shining everywhere.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jack Schlongson walks out from the waiting area backstage to the actual stage itself. Spreading his arms wide, a slick smile ringing from ear to ear, waving his hand, blowing kisses to the crowd throwing hate at him. Sarcastically trying to hype them up until slowly pacing to the ring where Andre stands at the ropes, impatiently waiting to get his hands on Schlongson.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! The team of Jack Schlongson, and Andre Holmes! #TeamRekless!
Wearing his long brightly colored tights with the letter J.C.S printed on each side of the leg, finishing the look using rainbow colored wrist tapes, and sky blue wrestling boots. Jack walks around the ring smiling at Andre who cuts him off at the ropes, kicking the bottom rope as a body gesture to keep his distance.
Jimmy Garcia: Jack. Don’t go in there. Don’t do it Jack. I don’t think that is a good idea to keep poking him with the stick like that.
Gravedigger: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT YOU MULTI-COLORED FAGGOT!
His entrance music finishes but the crowd aren’t done with supporting Andre on leaving the ring to go after Jack. Andre keeps his eyes on Jack who is waving, and trying to give him gameplan advice but it’s going into one ear, and out the other. The large titantron screen, and other LED boards start malfunctioning as if something is going on. It shuts off entirely then “The Animal” by Disturbed begins.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sven Alexander makes his presence for the first time in Salt Lake City, Utah. The local fans are pleased to see this rookie get a proving ground match; marching forward to the ring with one goal in mind, and that is to use #TeamRekless are springboard to push his career up in the rankings of UCI.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents! First! Hailing from Gothenburg, Sweden! At six feet, three inches tall, weighing in at 169 pounds! He is “The One-Man Dysfunctional Relationship” Sven Alexander!
Climbing up the steel steps, he leans his back against the ropes on the apron. Dressed in his Black Gi to finish with his boots; more developed in that karate background. He quickly enters through the ropes, and Sven stays in his designated corner while eyeing the arguing going back, and forth between Andre, and Jack.
Jimmy Garcia: You can’t overlook Sven’s heart, and determination. He’s a man willing to put everything on the line in this match, call it a Proving Ground match. Sven wants to beat Andre Holmes, and Jack Schlongson to be considered a main event competitor in UCI.
Gravedigger: Oh he gon’ win alright! Jack, and Andre have some marriage issues right now. Bahahahahahahahahaha!
While Sven is warming up for the match, all lights in the arena cut out until “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy is the final entrance music to play. The insignia of the Wolf symbol is shown on the titantron; Jonathan Porter walks out to a mixed reaction in Salt Lake City. Although his look of a wife beater is paying off, he needs to go more than that to beat his opponents.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jonathan walks down to the ring; eyeing each competitor in the ring. The situation must be dire for his career, him and Sven could walk out to be the number one contender for the UCI Tag Team Championships with a major upset over #TeamRekless.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his partner! Hailing from Long Pond, Pennsylvania! At six feet tall, weighing in at 220 pounds. He is Jonathan “Fang” Porter!
Fang continues to make his way up the steps to the apron. Shuffling his leather jacket off, and throwing it to ringside with a smirk to the fans. The lights in the arena brighten everything again, music off. Sven, and Fang quickly smooth over the game plan allowing Fang to go first but Andre points his finger at Jack to ensure he’s staying in this match at ALL times! Jack shakes his head, and keeps at ringside.
Gravedigger: This is going to be the funniest match in wrestling history. Fang, and Sven are gonna beat #TeamRekless thanks to Andre’s temper blowing out yet again!
Jimmy Garcia: Fang, and Sven have teamed before defeating Eliza Dresden, and Lara Chang. Will they be able to pull off the upset, and defeat #TeamRekless? Let’s find out, get this match underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre, and Sven both move around the ring in a different fashion. Sven comes from a technical background but Andre is MMA influenced in his wrestling. Jack still remains at ringside watching his partner go on in the feeling out process, so the two in the ring lock up in a traditional collar, and elbow tie-up.
Crowd: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Sven has the height advantage but Andre with the weight. Quickly reacting to his height, Holmes reels his body in a twist to flip his opponent over down onto the canvas. Scrambling along his back to apply a quick Rear Naked Choke with his black belt in BJJ but Sven grabs the bottom rope as and escape route before anything bad happens. The referee has no choice but to begin the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
He gets off Alexander, and allows some distance for both men to recover. Jack is clapping outside of the ring as the two meet up in the center again. They lock up once more in the same position until Sven leg kicks Andre in the right thigh. Kickboxing is Andre’s route so he returns a leg kick of his own into Sven. The two men stare into each other’s eyes until Sven attempts a Roundhouse kick but Andre ducks to attempt a Spinning Back kick. Both men dodging each other’s striking.
Jimmy Garcia: Woo! This is going to be an interesting contest between Andre Holmes, and Sven Alexander. Both men come from a fighting background; Sven with karate, and grappling. Andre Holmes as a complete MMA artist. So expect to see very technical wrestling, and striking from the two.
Gravedigger: Man! These two feels are exactly like CM Punk going into UFC 203. They both gon’ get they ass kicked for being full of pipe dreams.
Meeting in the center for the third time, Sven quickly takes the right arm of his opponent, and bashes his elbow down on the joint. Andre collapses to down on his right knee; suffering more strikes down on that targeted elbow joint. A master of arm submissions, Sven quickly locks in a traditional arm lock to cause more pain down that targeted limb.
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO SVEN! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO SVEN!
Sven continues working very hard on that arm, torquing the elbow joint out of it’s shoulder socket. Andre uses his strength to power back on his feet, and quickly Roundhouse kick his opponent’s chest multiple times to loosen the hold. Once the grip has weakened, he whips him into the ropes. Sven returns from the ropes to get Dropkicked in the chest, and thrown down into the canvas.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Lucky Dropkick. Anyone can do that, even Fat Bastard can. Just he doesn’t want to cause another Earthquake to the bloody Haitians!
Jimmy Garcia: Grave?!?!
Quickly scrambling along the canvas, he goes on top of Sven’s chest to hook the right leg up. Shoulders pinned, the referee slides onto the mat to count the first pin attempt of the match.
One!
Tw-
Sven kicks out, and Andre begins working down on his head with a Side Headlock on the mat. Twisting down on the throat, leaning back on his right side, adding more extra torque in that submission. Sven rolls over onto his knees then picks up the pace standing up, trying to lift him on his shoulder for and attempted Back Suplex. Andre gets back down on his feet then switches the level with a knee into the head.
Crowd: OOOOOOOH!
He suffers a knee into his temple. Sven has to back off into a corner but that leaves Andre to grab and extra sprint, and clotheslines his left arm across his chest. Backing up to the opposing corner, Fang misses grabbing Andre as he goes to deliver that trademarked corner knee until Jack hops up on the apron for a requested tag. Holmes comes to a halt, and tells him to get off.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s already five minutes into the match, and chaos is already ensuing the world of #TeamRekless. Jack just hopped onto the apron interrupting the trademark move, “Trapped in the Corner”, of Andre Holmes for a tag.
Gravedigger: AHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Watch Sven from taking an opportunity to putting it into reality. He’s using this small window to inflict pain now!
That is so true. Sven jumps out from his seated position to back elbow Jack in the face thus, knocking him off the apron to ringside. Andre goes for another clothesline but Sven overhooks that arm to nearly snap it over the top rope. He rebounds back into his opponent so Sven launches him back first against the turnbuckles in his team’s corner, and clobbers him with a good Mafia Kick into that shoulder.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SVEN! SVEN! SVEN! SVEN!
Gravedigger: DAMN! Sven being smart focusing on dat’ right arm against Andre Holmes. It worked against him in his match with my boy, Howie’. Sven smart, he loyal.
He makes the tag with Fang, the referee acknowledging the tag. Fang steps through the ropes, and Sven switches out to the apron. Multiple chops are fired right into his chest, blowing Andre back deeper into the turnbuckles. Following up on that right arm, he uses it to pull Holmes out of the corner until dropping him down on his back with a powerful Scoop Slam down on the canvas.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Showing his brawling side, Fang explodes down on his body with multiple stomps. Jack is already on the apron trying to convince Andre Holmes to make the tag for the team’s sake. With sheer strength, Andre is helped back up with a yank of his right arm to be lifted up in a Bear Hug attempt, and slammed down with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Fang quickly hooks the leg for the pin attempt
One!
Two!
Andre kicks out again, leaning off his right shoulder that is in serious trouble. That right arm is being pushed to the edge. It was almost broken at the hands of Howard but Andre needs to get his ass back in the match. Once Fang pulls him up, he starts firing elbows right into the temple. Bashing his head in with the elbows until leaping sideways to Enguiziri Kick his head in.
Jimmy Garcia: Enguiziri Kick into the temple of Fang! After firing multiple elbows, he sealed a what could be a comeback match into the match using that Enguiziri Kick!
Landing on his left side, he shoots up in a starting sprint to the ropes. Rebounding off from the ropes, Andre returns to get a boot scraping half of his face off from his opponent Fang. He flips inside out, landing down on his chest. Jack covers his mouth; and his opponent rolls Andre over down on his back for another pin attempt.
One!
Two!
Another kick-out is made. Jack is really holding onto the tag string; but Fang rolls him over to sit down Holmes’ back to apply a Camel Clutch. Arms over the thighs, hands clasped under his chin. He’s stuck under his weight, Sven screaming at his partner to make use of that right arm for added torque. The crowd in Salt Lake City really pushing behind Holmes!
Crowd: HOLMES! HOLMES! HOLMES! HOLMES! HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes was turned inside out from that Big Boot by Jonathan Porter! Now he has him trapped in the center of the ring with the Camel Clutch applied; that right arm not helping. Will Andre tap out? Fight Andre Fight!
Andre starts shaking his head, feeling the momentum thrown to him from the crowd. He manages to slip both his arms off Fang’s knees, and gain a good position to start rising off the mat. Already back on his feet, Fang hugs his waist from behind to try, and German Suplex him but Andre slaps his hands off to nail the top of his head with a Pele Kick!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Fang is teeter-tottering from the impact of the kick over his head. A few steps back, and forth until collapsing down on his back. Andre is already down on his chest, and crawling down to his corner only to remember that it’s Jack. His opponent is already there, just inches away from making the tag so Andre has to make the choice now.
Gravedigger: He ain’t gon’ do it! He ain’t gon’ tag him in. Andre too much of a prideful bitch to learn dat’ you need to work with anyone, and everyone to get the win!
The tag is made by Fang, and Sven gets into the ring. Jack is the one who slaps Andre on the hand as he looks over his shoulder to see the opposing team tag made. So entering into the ring, Jack charges into the ring to begin flooring Sven with multiple clothesline. Back to back, Sven is having his body dropped into the mat with hard clothesline by Jack Schlongson.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Although Utah isn’t on Jack’s side, he’s getting the job done. He runs to the ropes, and rebounds to duck Sven’s incoming Roundhouse kick then rebounding off the opposite ropes to leap off the mat, and plow his opponent’s head with a Flying Forearm. The impact of the blow strikes Alexander’s cheek, the momentum throwing him off his feet onto his back.
Jimmy Garcia: Jack Schlongson cleaning house with a Flying Forearm right down into the face of Sven. Here he is with the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Out of nowhere, Fang drops a double axe handle to break up the pin. He ignores the referee’s demands, continuing on beating down Jack. Thankfully, Jack manages to get up, and use his momentum of his arm swings to create a theatrical Spinning Head Scissors. Fang falls through the ropes to ringside on his feet but not until Andre goes into the ring to clash into him with a Heat Seeking Missile.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Heat Seeking Missile! A suicide dive through the middle, and bottom rope. I bet that shoulder didn’t play a good job but it worked to keep Porter on the outside but a SUPERKICK by Sven Alexander!
Jack gets nailed with a Superkick into the chin, toppling him over down on the canvas. It’s not until he follows up with a Spinning Back Fist into his cheek for a good measure but then destroys Jack’s head with a leaping spinning Savate Kick as his signature move, Snostorm.
Gravedigger: SNOSTORM! SNOSTORM! HE DEAD! GOOD NIGHT #TEAMREKLESS! NICE KNOWIN’ YA! PIN MADE, COUNT FASTER YA DUMB FUCK!
One!
Two!
Just when you thought Andre couldn’t play that game, a Phoenix Splash is delivered on top of Sven crushing Jack underneath too. The crowd shoots up in awe at that legendary save but also Jack rolls from under the two as Andre quickly scurries off to his corner apron. Grabbing the tag string for his partner to make the tag!
Jimmy Garcia: He actually made the tag! Is Andre Holmes finally putting his differences aside to give the--
Yeah no. Once Jack stands on the apron, Andre rushes back to him to Yakuza Kick his jaw. Throwing Jack off the apron down to ringside completely out temporarily, and then turning his attention to Sven Alexander.
Gravedigger: REALLY?!
Jimmy Garcia: I spoke too soon!
Sven is standing on his knees, perfectly positioned. Andre skips over on his right leg, and Thrust Kicks Sven into the temple where his body collapses into the mat limp, and unresponsive.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Thrust Kick! The Thrust Kick strikes again, and Sven is out cold! Here’s Andre Holmes with the pin attempt made!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners, Jack Schlongson, and Andre Holmes! #TeamRekless!
Andre gets off from Sven, and walks over to the ropes at the section of Jack still recovering at ringside. He takes off his new MMA gloves, arm sleeve, and disrespectfully throws it down at his body. With enough said, he just leaves the ring throwing up the birds to every competitor down on their luck.
Gravedigger: Wow, a selfish prick getting the pin for himself. Jack did everything at Meltdown to ensure their victory but here Andre Holmes is just trying to make it all about him. Fire him!
Jimmy Garcia: Despite the Yakuza Kick, he managed to get the job done. Andre Holmes scored the pinfall this time instead of Jack but at the expense of knocking him down. Sweet revenge but one chapter is done, another shall be written. Come back for our main event of the evening!